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>its over edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Financials podcasts/channels
https://www.youtube.com/c/CameronStewartCFA - Fundamendals analysis
https://www.youtube.com/@TheDavidLinReport - Stocks, PMs, Crypto
https://www.youtube.com/user/BenzingaTV - Various themed livestreams
https://www.youtube.com/user/KitcoNews - Stocks, PMs, Crypto

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://wallmine.com/
https://tikr.com/

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>> No.57456861
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AAPLbros, they're making fun of our iGoggles....

>> No.57456862
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Name 1 reason why you haven't sold everything

>> No.57456864
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Take the money.

>> No.57456866

Nothing happened today

>> No.57456870

>>57456846
Total smigger death

>> No.57456871

>>57456862
Because I am not a fudding fag like you.

>> No.57456873
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57456873

kek people think AMD will do an INTCuck
bobos gonna get heemed so hard

>> No.57456875
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57456875

>AMD down 4.3% pre earnings

Weak hands? Shakeout? Inside info? Anybody???

>> No.57456880

MUMU
MUMU
MUMU
MUMU

>> No.57456885

>>57456846
Why are crooks like Snyder, Celente, Gammon and PedoVanMetre never deplatformed for misinformation?

>> No.57456888
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57456888

Baggot watch my newest video

https://youtu.be/3g9mmmVwED8?si=wd6eI8buocC3d7qq

>> No.57456892

>>57456875
Overdue correction.
I can see it going down 7% by market close, after that I don't know.

>> No.57456893

>>57456875
earnings were leaked probably

>> No.57456895

>>57456861
oh no no no no no no

>> No.57456899

Went long AMD here. I <3 gambling. YOLO :3

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>>57456888
What color is your Stanley cup?

>> No.57456915

>>57456899
How long?

>> No.57456929
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57456929

>Chyna

>> No.57456930

>>57456913
Can't wait for these "people" to get lead poisoning

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>>57456888
Checked

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57456937

Reminder AI tech is today after close.
>AMD
>MSFT
>GOOGL
this is part 1 of AI meme earnings.

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57456947

I don't own any stocks

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>>57456929
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDrfE9I8_hs

>> No.57456952
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57456952

Just made some ramen for lunch
The good kind too
So hopefully stocks will start going up again

>> No.57456951

There has been ZERO downside pressure in the SPX since three full months.

>> No.57456953

>>57456915
3 $175 C.

>> No.57456954

>>57456888
>that into
How in the fuck do people watch this retarded vtuber pedo crap

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>>57456893
>>57456892
I really hope not.

>> No.57456964

>>57456913
My friends wife has one of those. I grilled her for like 5 minutes straight because of how retarded that trend is. She didn't find it amusing but her husband did.

>> No.57456972

>>57456937
AI is dead now that I can't easily generate lewd images of actresses anymore

>> No.57456973

>>57456951
the economy has been BOOMING for 3 full months at least

>> No.57456978
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57456978

Today's benchmarks:
>BOIL: 1.05%
>CCJ: 1.61%
>/HE: 1.17%
>KWEB: -2.16%
>MARA: -2.00%
>SOXL: -4.94%
>TMF: 1.57%
>TQQQ: -1.99%
>TSLA: 0.48%
>XXXX: -0.12%

How many are (You) beating?

>> No.57456979
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57456979

my covered calls are so heemed

>> No.57456985 [DELETED] 

anal sex with women

>> No.57456986

>>57456862
I sold everything except my stake in SHOT, would have sold that off too, but I made a commitment to collecting DATA over the course of this entire year, so what ever. I will continue to wheel the SHOT, but man, shit's about to get ugly, I'll see you guys in the fall after we've bottomed out and get my boy Trump back into the White House.

>> No.57456990

>>57456973
>it's the economy

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>>57456954
Watch you fucking mouth chud, that's my wife! She's both incredibly cute and incredibly funny.

>> No.57456999

>>57456978
2

>> No.57457001

>>57456986
How the fuck is it still above $3? The thing's a scam.

>> No.57457000

>>57456951
If there's ever a correction, there's not going to be a single bear left to cover and slow the fall.

>> No.57457004

>>57456888
not even your trips will get me to click that shit nigga

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>>57456990
have you seen the GDP numbers? the unemployment? HOLY SMOKES. BOOMING, I SAY

>> No.57457009

>>57456979
more specifics, please

>> No.57457011

>>57456972
they block it somehow?

>> No.57457018
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>>57456964
Was there any sexual tension?

>> No.57457026

I think we're coming back
We will close green
Pump after hours due to earnings
Bobos had their little fun

>> No.57457029

>>57457000
Yup no need to fear a significant correction as long as so much money remains sidelined. Bobos are a sign we haven't topped. When the bobos stop posting it will be time to feel fear.

>> No.57457030

>>57456913
>those forearms, this bitch has to be 300 pounds.

>> No.57457040

>>57457000
>If there's ever a correction
this seems to be a big IF nowadays.

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>>57457011
Microsoft really clamped down on dall-e after the recent TayTay kerfuffle

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>>57457018
>webm
What the fuck...

>> No.57457054
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>>57456870
This fucking phone

>> No.57457055

>>57457044
It's so terrible that it froze for me 2 seconds in and I can't get it to play no matter what.

>> No.57457056
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>>57457018
There always is.

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>>57457042
Bullish for AI

>> No.57457063

>>57456964
i saw some meme where the stanley mugs have lead in them

>> No.57457065

>>57457029
Bobos post year round no matter how much it goes up or down. They are an immovable object.

>> No.57457067

>>57456892
Back to 160.

>> No.57457070

>>57456913
Of course shes 300 pounds. Bitch got a shelf made for her sugar water. I hate women so much its unreal.

>> No.57457077

whats wrong with applel?

>> No.57457082

>>57457056
Parkinsons isn't funny anon

>> No.57457090

>>57457009
sold to open 2/16/24 SPY 488 calls each friday for the first 3 fridays in January. They were 10 delta calls when i originally sold the first one on 1/5/24. now they are 63 delta ITM and im going to have to sell my shares at $488 and lose my good cost basis on the shares. could be worse but woulda liked to hold onto the shares if possible

>> No.57457091

Oh, stocks, isn't what it seems
Fickle as the wind
Fragile as a dream
When I end my years
Who will ease my pain?
Kiss away my tears?
And bobo me again?

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>>57457065
We warn you on the way up, on the way down and when we're crabbing down the middle.

>> No.57457094

>>57457063
Allah willing. It would be a thot apocalypse. Would take care of most of the Americas problems in one swoop.

>> No.57457097

>>57457042
>Tay
I thought you were talking about AI Tay at 1st. She learned too much and was shutdown.

>> No.57457099

>>57457042
Lame. how long until decentralized AI prompting software?

>> No.57457100

Everyone selling is a fucking chicken. You will all regret it when MSFT rallies after close.

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>>57457097
>tay <3

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>>57457056
If you push your luck he could let you correct her

>> No.57457115

>>57456873
Ironically INTC will pump on good AMD earnings

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57457117

>block laying off people now too
Kek learn to coders btfo.

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>>57457077
The goggles will blind customers.

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>>57457065
>They are an immovable object.
this guy gets it
THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBOtUHbK9Ds
I'M RIDIN' SPINNERS
I'M RIDIN' SPINNERS
THEY DONT STOP

>> No.57457136

>>57457115
jajajajajajaja

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57457137

I just got home. What's the quick rundown on today?

>> No.57457140

>>57457090
roll them, maybe?

>> No.57457141

>>57457097
#Justice4Tay
>>57457099
Well you can mess around in stuff like Stable Diffusion uncensored but it's a far cry from dall-e, in my opinion anyway.

>> No.57457146

Just sold my GOOG, am I gonna regret it?

>> No.57457147

>>57457137
tech heemed in prep for tomorrow (and the upcoming market correction)

>> No.57457148

>>57457117
I really hate how I chose a cs degree. These layoffs for the past two years have fucked me up so much. Why am I terrible at timing every single market.

>> No.57457153

Why is my YouTube feed suddenly crammed with Apple mini documentaries?

>> No.57457157

>>57457147
>market correction
This asshole thinks it's only going to be a minor correction and not #SomethingBigger #TheBigOne

>> No.57457159

I think some people are just more mentally disposed to being bearish or bullish. Maybe it's genetic. Personally when I see my portfolio drop 5% I feel nothing because I am sure no matter how much it falls it'll go up eventually, but if I have cash sidelined and the market goes up even 0.5% I feel the world around that green number fade away as my ears ring. I buy and hold no matter the conditions that's just how my brain works.

>> No.57457160

>>57457136
Semi sector moves together. This is common knowledge. INTC just doesn't move as much.

>> No.57457166

>>57457153
People are having a giggle about the iGoggles because the Facetime mode makes you look like a video game cutscene from 2006

>> No.57457168

>>57457148
Socializing in the West is a waste of time and energy.

>> No.57457172

>>57457160
I was laughing at this part.
>good AMD earnings

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>>57456846

Jeff Snider is awesome.

>> No.57457180

>>57456861
Holy fuck, this is terrible

>> No.57457189

>>57456861
what am I looking at?

>> No.57457192

>>57456875
Too bad, should’ve bought ADM instead

>> No.57457194
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>>57457122
Is that Garbage Don?

>> No.57457197

>>57456861
Jesus.

>> No.57457196

>>57457148
Going for a second degree in CS right now to complement my EET degree. It seems all the higher positions in my current job require programming. The company is partially paying for it so why not.

>> No.57457198

>>57457189
Apple's newest innovation.

>> No.57457213

>>57457192
Yes we discussed this yesterday, the company with the cooked books. I will watch price action for the next week.

>> No.57457215

fuck yall just bought 5k of INTC

>>57457198
yeah but what is the picture concretely? avatars? shitty video?

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>>57457189
Newest iToddler toy. Only 3999 goybucks

>> No.57457225
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>>57456861
This is the worst tech dystopia ever.

>> No.57457226

>>57457189
niggavision

>> No.57457227

>>57457218
Can it play Skyrim at least?

>> No.57457229

>>57457189
Facetime on your $4000 Goygoggles VR headset

>> No.57457233
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>>57457192
>50% AMD, 50% ADM
>50% DENN, 50% DNN
>50% ARM, 50% LEG

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57457234

>Paypal fires 2,500 people
LMAOOOOO

>> No.57457245

>>57457215
digital golems

>> No.57457248
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KURA

last week they did an oversubscribed private stock placement. price popped 40%.

this morning, their drug trial results were announced. another 15% as of now. was up even more during premarket and as a daily high.

target prices of at least $25 in the short term. would be a good long term play as well since the trial results were excellent.

>> No.57457251

>>57456846
do you think sniders ever had hetero sex

>> No.57457252

SOXS looks good

>> No.57457256

>>57457227
They aren't going to have any games available for it at launch.

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>>57457234
Wow, the CEO really "shocked the world" with that one.

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>>57457256
Sell it all.

>> No.57457274

>>57457140
rolling is a fake concept that artificially gets you into a risky position on the roll. If I wanted to roll these out another month i'd have to sell 50 delta options to collect enough premium to recoup the loss on the initial position. and im not in the business of opening positions that are already ATM. I'll just let the shares get taken then sell cash secured puts. Or i can just take the loss and try again with another 10 delta covered call. haven't decided yet.

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>>57457234
Bullish, theres government and service mcjobs waiting. Bidenomics keep on going

>> No.57457278

>>57457177
I think I'd like him more if I could understand what the fuck he was trying to say.
>>57457196
Programming is like 10% of a CS degree. If you want to get better at programming just read "the practice of programming", a python tutorial, and a discrete math book. Then maybe make a post to /g/ about how "multithreading, database normalization, and caching is super easy" then google anything they say that you don't understand.

>> No.57457280

NEW ATH YAY

>> No.57457292
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>>57457248
>tfw bet on KURS instead

>> No.57457294

>>57456888
i got giga heemed on Jan 2024 NVAX 15.00 calls

>> No.57457302

>>57457274
sitting in a losing position typically means being heavy deltas and light on the volatility greeks, not rolling is a different position from your original and the concept of rolling is to re-establish the same position that your original strategy intends to hold
in other words, you have no idea what you're doing and should stop trading options

>> No.57457307

>>57457234
>Paypal fires 2,500 people
the AI effect is kicking in hard, BULLISH

>> No.57457310

>>57457292
*fuck, KRUS

>> No.57457312

>Jack Dorsey's Block lays off 'large number' of staffers
Bullish, buy stocks.

https://www.businessinsider.com/block-layoffs-jack-dorsey-tech-industry-cuts-2024-1

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>>57457280
Every day until bobo's morale improves

>> No.57457318

New all time high!

>> No.57457322

>>57457274
>>57457302
rolling is a duration adjustment
you do not have to make it all back on the next one
you lost 1 and now you win 3 back -- if your thesis was ever right to begin with

>> No.57457324

>>57457292
honestly doesn't look that bad. just crabbing.

still not too late to get on KURA tho. options activity still hot at $25. and like i said long term hold maybe.

the private placement was oversubscribed for a reason. the big money already knew the drug trials were going to report positive.

>> No.57457336

>>57457280
and anudder. We don't know how to lose here. Its about time to fomo to 500 boys.

>> No.57457339

So are we doing a triple top now or will it actually go up?

>> No.57457338

Why is GayMD getting heemed?

>> No.57457341
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WTFWT?

>> No.57457364

>>57457302
why not just call rolling what it really is... realizing the L and then opening a new position right away. Why would I lock in a $1500 loss and then immediately go and collect $300 on the new 10 delta position? Most of the time i have seen people try to roll and collect at least the $1500 again to recoup their loss. Hence they view the rolled position as a continuation of the original position and dont want to give the money back that they collected. Vs rolling to a new 10 delta position which ensures that you wont recoup the loss. And by loss in this sense I mean sell my shares for a $50 per share gain because they are covered

>> No.57457370

>>57457339
My niggah it can only go up. Its winter 2007ii. The greatest bag handoff of our species is about to happen.

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>>57457278

Ya, it'll take a while.

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>>57457370
This guy knows what's up.

>> No.57457385

>>57457322
>you do not have to make it all back on the next one
true but i cant stand the term roll. the IRS doesnt call it rolling, they call it a realized loss

>> No.57457395

>>57457218
>Only 3999
just guessing but probably also
>monthly service charge
>proprietary so can only run on igoy softwares

Making retards pay out the ass for what a monitor already does.

>> No.57457409

would it be easier to find friends if I become a TSLA investor?

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>>57457194
>>57457122
That is disgraced "comedian" Shane "little white dicks" Gillis at bud lights interracial breeding grounds.
My INTC calls are going to expire worthless, huh?

>> No.57457420

Kek nothing can stop this market

Imagine not going long months ago

Every bull is up 30-50% in the past 12 months. Record breaking market gains, how long will it last

>> No.57457421

>>57457322
>Or i can just take the loss and try again with another 10 delta covered call
that is what rolling really is

>> No.57457429

wonder how many 491 0dte puts they just sold there....

>> No.57457434
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57457434

if a stock breaks through resistance and makes a big gain, is it wise to dump it at the end of the day? most likely will it retrace? how do you determine that sort of thing?

>> No.57457435

>>57457420
There’s got to be some crabbing ahead. I can feel it.

>> No.57457441

>>57457420
Nothing?

>> No.57457447

>>57457434
She’s wearing a rolex

>> No.57457448
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57457448

>>57457278
It's not about being better at programming so much as getting a piece of paper so HR would even look in my direction. Apparently, passing the Fundamentals of Engineering exam doesn't mean much for job applications.

>> No.57457449

>>57457434
That's a man

>> No.57457457
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57457457

can these hedge funds stop emailing me?
no i dont want your money because you faggots have stupid risk and drawdown requirements
bunch of monkeys think they can reap my high returns with none of the volatility

>> No.57457465

>>57457234
Enbridge is also fitting 650 just so they can keep paying me that sweet dividend

>> No.57457467

I am so fucking tired of Etrade's jeetware order form dumping my shit on the floor I might switch brokerages.

>> No.57457479
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57457479

is Mr.Baggie bullish or bearish on AMD?

>> No.57457481
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57457481

>>57457457

>> No.57457482

>>57457448
PE is only important if you are a government employee or a civil engineer on stamp/jail duty

>> No.57457484

>>57457434
How big's your gain? If you're posting about it though you probably ought to take your profits.

>> No.57457486

>>57457465
Based shareholders always win.

>> No.57457487

>>57457457
>can you just do all the work and make me money? kthx

>> No.57457499

>>57457434
You can't look at it like that. Change your perspective to: How much should I make. Find a % you need. Always take that much. I like to buy 10. Use 4 or 6 to make my baseline % needed (30-40% is what I like shoot for generallly). Then use the remaining 4 or 6 runners to sate my greed and hold the last couple for the really semitic range.

The 4 or 6 depends on dtes. If its sub 30dte always sell 6 at first target. Also always have boundary conditions; x price by y date. I usually plot a few slopes and if the underlyings trajectory deteriorates away then I will close the position and save my capital for the next play.

>> No.57457503

>>57457484
His question was purely theoretical.

>> No.57457504

>>57457457
Become a FundSneeder, anon.

>> No.57457512
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57457512

>>57457479
Short term I'm split just down the middle, just like that picture. Long term, I'm bullish for sure.

I desperately want a run post ER.

>> No.57457515

>>57457448
Lol I thought about getting my PE license.
desu I'd happily take a 50% pay cut to not be called an "engineer." Engineering is 90% paperwork and 1% thought. Fuck engineering.

>> No.57457521

kek SOFI baggies

>> No.57457536

>>57457521
lmao, what the fuck happened?

>> No.57457538

>>57457499
So like if you put a 1000 in on a trade, and it goes up 5%, you take 600 of the principal off the table and then see where the other 400 principal goes?

>> No.57457549
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57457549

>>57457504
My trading account is only rank 23 on their shit website and everyone above me is doing <30% CAGR. They can go fuck themselves. 5% returns? What the fuck is their scoring system??

>> No.57457553

>>57457536
Nobody's paying back loans if AI takes everyone's job and WW3 breaks out.

>> No.57457555
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57457555

>>57457515
I agree that they suck. The copypasta monstrosities that they whip together without ever going to see some shit hole store/school/facility.

>> No.57457558
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57457558

tastyjew open positions... notice the sea of blood red. you best believe he was opening up iron condors for earnings

>> No.57457563

Son of a bitch we did get a triple top.

>> No.57457571

>>57457515
I would love to not have to require PE stamps but fuck the county.

>> No.57457595

>>57457274
I'll be very polite with you anon.
You do not know how to sos' the 'noff.

>> No.57457617

>>57457056
Remember, her vote is equal to your vote.

>> No.57457620
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57457620

AMD struggling to make 173. God I haven't been this nervous for earnings in a while. I had a dream that it tanked last night... this is the wild card of the AH earnings.

>> No.57457621
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57457621

Whoa, let's keep buying into an obvious blow-off top!
What can go wrong!? Number always go up.

>> No.57457632

>>57457595
like this tastyjew? >>57457558

>> No.57457649
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57457649

Hmmmmm, 1.1 million spent on out of the money call options for this time next year. Interesting.

>> No.57457651
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57457651

40 minutes until the start of the golden bear.

>> No.57457655

>>57457632
It's a general term for not knowing your options with options.
Nobody said following tastythings trading advice.

>> No.57457656
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57457656

One of the best president since LBJ and you niggers are bearish…

God you guys are retarded.

>> No.57457657

whats the best etf for all the ai bullshit?

>> No.57457670

>>57457657
UVXY

>> No.57457673
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57457673

>>57457553
>WW3
Just going to be iraq/afganistan 2.0

>> No.57457681

New all time high!

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57457685

>>57457621
good idea!

>> No.57457695

>>57457656
>Layoffs are bullish for the economy
You heard it here first folks

>> No.57457699

>>57457673
We could solve so many problems by just nuking DC and NYC.

>> No.57457703

Do the doomers have any thesis other than pointing at charts and grabbing clickbait headlines?

>> No.57457704
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57457704

power half hour please!!
i need a recovery!!!

>> No.57457709

>>57457515
I'm not even working as an engineer, couldn't get a job for it when I graduated because had no prior experience or connections. Currently I'm a Test Technician.

>> No.57457711
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57457711

line go up

>> No.57457720

>>57457670
looks like shit am i missing something?

>> No.57457723

We’re going to have to bailout BlackRock, aren’t we.

>> No.57457725
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57457725

>>57457655
>It's a general term for not knowing your options with options.
what dont i know about my potential options with my heemed covered calls again?

>> No.57457731

>>57457720
buy the dip

>> No.57457732

Please tell me China will pump this year. My wife's son just slammed the door in my face and shut himself in his room because I spent all of my money on a China ETF.

I promised him I'd buy him this new game about Pokémon with guns, but at this rate, I'll have to sell the house.

>> No.57457733

MARK bros we won

>> No.57457740

>>57457695
Record job openings will absorb all layoffs.

>> No.57457747
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57457747

>>57457703
the bobo thesis is everything. inflation, bunch of economic problems, bunch of stuff near breaking point and past it as well. all help together with scotch tape and hope. They are right. What they're wrong about is line go down right now. This is a can kicking market and will proceed until something major irrevocably breaks in such a way that no fake numbers and juked stats will help knock that can any further.

>> No.57457749
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57457749

>>57457732
It's unequivocally over for us China bros...

>> No.57457752

NOOOO MY HECKIN CHINA DEPOSITARY RECEIPTS BASED ON A SHELL COMPANY IN THE CAYMAN ISLANDS

>> No.57457751
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57457751

is there any analyst in /smg/? Thoughts on AMD?

>> No.57457757

>>57456846
I wish all of these doomer retards would get perma banned off of YouTube, they are NEVER right and NOTHING ever happens.

>> No.57457766

>>57457751
down 3% after earnings

>> No.57457768

>>57457749
China is fucked. They've been lying for years about their GDP numbers and faking it with ghost cities and now it's catching up to them.

>> No.57457769

>>57457732
>Please tell me China will pump this year.
Yeah, pump its head full of hot lead with a gun LMAO gottem

>> No.57457771
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57457771

>Be me
>Have Schwab Network on in the background for noise
>It's commercial break
>Never before seen ad, at least for me
>"Ruggable"
My eyes shoot wide open. This is the sign.
Get out while you still can.

>> No.57457777

>>57457747
>inflation
is already mostly reverted to the mean to the point that the fed is considering rate cuts
>bunch of stuff near breaking point
no evidence, non-answer
>fake numbers and juked stats
no evidence, non-answer
you probably own some dogshit chinese company too

>> No.57457779

>>57457709
>couldn't get a job for it when I graduated because had no prior experience
I love this.
Also "Sorry, we're really looking for an expert in <technology that's less than a year old>"
Then these same people bitch about how hard it is to hire anyone and how there's a skilled labor shortage.

>> No.57457787

>>57457771
just sold everything and got some puts, thanks.

>> No.57457800
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57457800

>>57457740
>Record job openings

Nah. I work high up in a retail chain and while we are going to be hiring, those openings will be nowhere near as much as last year in 2023. Like 50% less wagies will be hired come Q1-Q2 2024.

Why? Because those executive jews STILL want to follow the bullshit covid rule set and prefer to operate on a skeleton crew. Home Depot, Kohls, Walmart, 7/11, McDonald's, everywhere is doing this shit right now and will continue to get worse thru 2024 with AI and robots taking over.

>> No.57457804

>>57457747
So you buy short term upro calls and long term tech/finance puts.
I'm betting an entire IRA on this strategy.

>> No.57457810

As a consumer I have one question. Are you confident?

>> No.57457811

>>57457747
It crazy but I fucked girls like these in Japan.

Truly a nation of goddesses.

>> No.57457815
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57457815

>>57457771
Legit sell signal, thanks

>> No.57457822

>>57457725
Tell me what exactly prevents you from putting in an conditional order of (buying back the calls you wrote)+(writing SPY $488 for an additional 7 days in the future) for a price of +/-0.00, for example?

>> No.57457831
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57457831

POWER TWENTY MINUTES
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

>> No.57457836

>>57457822
(addendum)
>writing
writing calls, of course.

>> No.57457839

>>57457771
>>57457787
>>57457815
just gunna leave this here:
https://www.wsj.com/personal-finance/young-black-americans-embrace-the-stock-market-a5c09c62

>> No.57457841

>>57456846
How how everyone realizes how fucking stupid bobos are when talking about the general stock market but they suddenly become geniuses when screeching about China collapsing.

>> No.57457861

should i buy more MSFT?

>> No.57457859
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57457859

>>57457779
It's a real kick in the balls when the parents question why aren't I making a lot of money.
>aren't you an engineer, anon? I'm looking at the average salary on google on how much you should be making.
Gif related, my fucking self worth eating shit.

>> No.57457864

>>57457839
Post the niglet "life of a 13 year old day trader"

>> No.57457869

>>57457822
>+(writing SPY $488 for an additional 7 days in the future) for a price of +/-0.00
that's literally what i was talking about with rolling in my OP. Here's a snippet from >>57457274
>If I wanted to roll these out another month (or 7 more days in your suggested scenario) i'd have to sell 50 delta options to collect enough premium to recoup the loss on the initial position. and im not in the business of opening positions that are already ATM. I'll just let the shares get taken then sell cash secured puts.

>> No.57457871

>>57457839
>Wait for cloudflare captcha to finish
>Site breaks and covers everything with a menu
>Scroll down, it's pay walled
How do I short jews?

>> No.57457876

>Elizabeth Warren and three other Democrats urged Fed Chair Jerome Powell to bring down interest rates at the upcoming Fed meeting to expand affordable housing, per CNBC.

are they for fucking real? what a half assed excuse kek

>> No.57457877
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57457877

>>57457777
>is already mostly reverted to the mean to the point that the fed is considering rate cuts
those numbers are fake. what do you see in grocery store?
TELL ME THE IN STORE PRICES

>> No.57457879

Predictions for AMD? Kind of ridiculous that all semis are eating shit today on nothing but spooky headlines

>> No.57457880

>>57457871
https://archive.is/sN5HH

>> No.57457882

>>57457839
i've found that nigs at the bar like trading forex with a tiktok/discord guru who also happens to be a nig

>> No.57457883

>>57457876
Can you believe how transparent these motherfuckers are, pushing for interest rate cuts in an election year under the guise of affordable housing? Complete clowns

>> No.57457887
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57457887

Give me some option plays quick, before the market closes!

>> No.57457889

>>57457880
Thanks, seriously thinking about dumping brk.b now.

>> No.57457890

>>57457751
Overvalued with a potential correction before going back to the bullish targets of 190+.

>> No.57457894

>>57457876
Real estate prices will double in 2 years, minimum.

>> No.57457895

>>57457869
Ok, so you're in the business of losing money.
You do you.

>> No.57457903

>>57456954
Weebs are a plight on society, and they collect together to try and convince themselves otherwise.

>> No.57457904

>>57457883
So far they have avoided a recession by massive government spending. The fed may be hiking and tightening, but the spending is out of this world.
It really makes you think how hard the print presses will churn when something breaks.

>> No.57457913
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57457913

POWER TEN MINUTES
LET'S GO
TURN IT UP

>> No.57457915

>>57457890
How long till amd's bulling?

>> No.57457916

>>57457740
>Record job openings
>Job openings are part time, temporary, seasonal or minimum wage jobs
>All the layoffs are in high paying jobs
>THIS IS BULLISH AND GOOD FOR THE ECONOMY
Retard alert

>> No.57457923

>>57457887
10mte upro puts.

>> No.57457930

>>57457751
I bought a put to make a half ass straddle. It's gonna eat my premium on my May calls if ER is good but is a safety net if it takes a bath.

Ideally (now) it drops a bit pre ER and climbs in the next few weeks and I can make money on both legs.

tl;dr might wanna hedge your bet cause this fucker is gonna go huge one way or the other

>> No.57457937
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57457937

>>57457105
fuck you man

>> No.57457938

>>57457882
My black friend made 200k trading forex. Not a joke or a LARP. I don't think he's some brilliant autist, I think he just gambled (like 90 percent of smg) and hit big. Good for him.

>> No.57457941

>>57457915
8 minutes until close and the earnings come in.

>> No.57457942
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57457942

So i went short on AMD with a x10 leverage. Im gonna make it

>> No.57457956

>>57457904
this doesn't avoid or delay a recession, but stretches it out for longer and softens the initial impacts which is close enough to delay for government work.
it also makes the recession ultimately worse

>> No.57457961
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57457961

>>57457916
Gotta cook the job reports somehow. It will be hilarious how they will rug Drumpf if he wins the election.

>> No.57457967

GOOG tanking, earnings must have been leaked, we're going down 20%, EXIT ALL MARKETS

>> No.57457968

>>57457938
I've been talking to a black female crypto trader who's sent me a few nudes. She told me I'd lose money on my Apple shorts.

>> No.57457971

>>57457942
better be cautious of earnings. you can get gapped overnight and heemed at open.

>> No.57457978

>UPS plans to layoff some 12,000 employees, per Forbes.

Bruh, didn't they give out like a 6 figure salary to a bunch of UPS delivery wagies last year over that strike?? What a total bitchslap KEK

>>57457877
God I wish that were me, but its a super busty oppai loli smothering me with her cleavage

>> No.57457980
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57457980

>>57457915

>> No.57457983

>>57457956
Just enough to get past the elections. Its hilarious looking back at 08 and 00 election year crashes.

>> No.57457996
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57457996

>>57457956
lol
lmao!

>> No.57458001

>>57457967
No.

I don't think I will.

>> No.57458004
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57458004

>>57457968
Good luck anon. I'm mixed and I support any black person that's not a dick and not giving into the stereotype.

Good luck at earnings boys. I just cracked a beer to ride out the next 15 mins.

>> No.57458010

>>57457978
>ry to a bunch of UPS delivery wagies last year over that strike?? What a total bitchslap KEK
170k yeah for some at least. they said the 12000 jobs fired will save them a billion per year. so do the math.

>> No.57458014
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57458014

How come no one told me DXY futures are a thing?

>> No.57458020
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57458020

Earnings are crossing the wire. It's a miss, on all fronts. But they said AI

>> No.57458027
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57458027

MY BODY
IS READY
LET'S FUCKING GO

>> No.57458028

>>57458004
No. She has like zero forethought or really any meaningful conception of time. She's literally the meme. I'm not having kids with her.

>> No.57458030
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57458030

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

>> No.57458034

>>57457895
>Ok, so you're in the business of losing money.
>cost basis = $439*300 shares = $131,700
>sell price = $488*300 shares = $146,400 + $809 covered call premium collected = $147,209 total proceeds
>$15,509 gain

vs if i were to sell those same shares at current market price without selling covered calls:
>same cost basis = $131,700
>sell price = $491*300 shares = $147,300
>$15,600 gain

or I could close the short calls for a $1500 loss and keep the shares
if jerome pumps the market to 5000 tomorrow the difference between the two gains will get worse but oh well, ya win some and ya win some with covered calls

>> No.57458035
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57458035

>>57457971
Leverage ( factor) .

>> No.57458036
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57458036

>>57457880

>> No.57458037
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57458037

>>57457978
>UPS plans to layoff some 12,000 employees
BUY BUY BUY

>> No.57458038

Time for the tech earnings extravaganza.

>> No.57458039
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57458039

>>57458030
more like how will it go? we waiting on amd, msft and googl.

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57458042

>>57458030
Down 0.49%

>> No.57458043

>>57458030
-0.03%
I expected the day would go MUCH worse, so I don't mind
Also got some spare cash on the side just in case earnings go full homo

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57458044

>>57458030
-0.52%
kinda meh
real action is after hours today anyway

>> No.57458046

>>57457938
>My black friend made 200k trading forex
thats a lot of newports and hennessy anon. good on him

>> No.57458048
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57458048

>>57458030
IN THE EEEENNNND IT DOESNT EVEN MATTTEEEERRR

>> No.57458050
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57458050

>>57458030

>> No.57458051
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57458051

>>57458030
-.24%

>> No.57458053

Good luck.

>> No.57458057

>>57458014
Most (all?) future brokers charge $100+ a month for ICE futures realtime datafeed. Which isn't much if you were seriously trading something they offer, but it probably limits their popularity.

>> No.57458058

>>57458014
UUP is right there. And yes, ladies, it does have options.

>> No.57458061

>>57458030
Took 20 points on NQ with 3 contracts in a quick 5 minute trade. Not the best, but with how the market has been recently, satisfied with it.

>> No.57458065
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57458065

>>57458051
>-.24%

>> No.57458071
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57458071

>>57457218
it is hell for me to have zoom meetings already and i always ask if i can have cam off and write instead of have a mic on, imagine going throught this

>> No.57458070

oh google computer

>> No.57458072
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*flick*
One down. Two to go.

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>>57458048
Kek i told you to inverse your position anon and yet... well enjoy your heeming

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>>57458065

>> No.57458076
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>>57458051
rookie numbers

>> No.57458077

MSFT beat on revenue and eps and azure growth but looks like down.

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>>57458030
>-0.59%
>YTD: +0.94%

Don't make me fly to Beijing and rearrange your face, Xi.

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THANK GOD I BOUGHT AN AMD PUT

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this is not good

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>>57456861
We Marvel now?

>> No.57458094

>>57458058
>UUP is right there
UUP gives you a K-1 tax form though which i dont want... the options however do not

>> No.57458097

>>57458071
Always turn off camera and if team asks to turn it on casually shut them down. They will stop asking after awhile.
You are taking it too far by writing instead of using a mic lol

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>>57458030
>+0.5%
Should have put more into XOM

>> No.57458100

>>57457651
It looks like msft and goog both dropped earlier than expected.

>> No.57458101

it might be over

>> No.57458103

STARBUCKS AAAAAAAH, NOBODY IS DRINKING COFFEE ANYMORE, IT'S OVER:

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>>57458074

>> No.57458105

>>57458030
-1%.
Fucking UPRO calls. They still have a few days to expiry though so if the whole market doesn't implode because of the jeets at Apple I might be ok.

>> No.57458106
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>MSFT
>GOOGL
they both beat who is selling here!!!????

>> No.57458113

>>57458106
>>57458100
Wowzers. Glad I sold calls at open. Fuck trying to time this gay market, you'll go broke.

>> No.57458114

>>57456913
I still would

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57458115

earnings are good bros why is AH red?

>> No.57458119

>>57458106
Big money selling puts to retarded retail bears. Will reverse ASAP.

>> No.57458117

>>57458106
They need to start talking about AI, pronto

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starbucks sisters too

>> No.57458120

>>57458106
their beats are already priced in, just selling the news

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BOBROS .... THEY TRIED TO BURRY US

>> No.57458123

gib numbers plox

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>>57458115
>>57458106
POV: exit liquidity

>> No.57458129

>>57457100
Sticking to my words. Give it a minute.

>> No.57458132

I bought Kirland's a while ago after trying their products at Costco and my position is up 40%.

>> No.57458134
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As someone who is 50% MSFT I simply don't accept this report.

>> No.57458135

>>57458106
PRICED IN, FAGGOT, PRICED IN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>> No.57458136

>>57458030
+2.33%, +17% YTD

>> No.57458138

>>57458106
It's like when NVDA plummeted on the news last quarter, it's LITERALLY just people selling the news and the prices will rebound.

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>>57458136
Cattle spreads or NVDL?

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>>57458106

Cope

>> No.57458151

>>57458129
Is the rally in the room with us?

>> No.57458157

Earnings seasons have just gotten more and more retarded in the last few years, genuinely ridiculous moves on these days

>> No.57458158

I hope the Fed puts on a hawkish tone again.

I solded most of my equities at the beginning of the month. I expected red this month. I want to buy lower

>> No.57458159

Die shitty "tech" companies die!

>> No.57458160

>>57458119
>Big money selling puts to retarded retail bears
the options market closes at 4pm for individual stocks no?

>> No.57458161

> google
> -4%

Kek baggies

>> No.57458168

next
>>57458165
>>57458165
>>57458165

>> No.57458169

i am extremely confused
google is down a total of 6% today
how does that equate to being down barely a dollar on the spy?

>> No.57458171

>amd doomping even harder in ah
yeah, theres no doubt earnings got leaked to insiders today

>> No.57458174

>GM reported lower pr
>goes up
>GOOGL and MSFT beat forescast
>goes down

>> No.57458181

>>57458171
you do realize amd had an insane rip up and the big boys know nothing is gonna happen until earnings so they would take profits today regardless

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*ccccrreeeEEAAAAKKKKKKKK*
Champ? only 1 minute left

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>>57458134
MSFT is 13% of my total net worth

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>>57458134
>>57458196
Based MSFT chads.

>> No.57458219

AMDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDICK

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>fer sure

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>>57458030
Like +0.25%

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>>57458132
my boomer stock costco (ticker:COST) doin lil sumthin

>> No.57458297

AMD IS RECOVERING AAAAAH, THEY MUST HAVE SAID AI TWICE

>> No.57458307

>>57458132
Baggie have you ever been to the Costco in Kirkland?

>> No.57458332

>>57458307
you fuckers in the PNW?

>> No.57458420

>>57458332
No I just find it funny that their in-house brand is called "Kirkland" and they have a store in Kirkland, WA.
Like... is that a coincidence? Or if not, why did they pick that name?
I'm sure I could do some research to learn more but I don't care THAT much

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>>57458030
down 5%
it'll come back by friday tho... definitely

>> No.57458897

She said the two magic letters
>AMD CEO: RYZEN CPUS POWER MORE THAN 90% OF AI-ENABLED PCS CURRENTLY IN MARKET- CONF CALL

>> No.57459005

>>57458297
i've heard ai at least 20 times so far just from princess lisa

>> No.57459273

is this it? did all mumus rope? can i get long now?