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No Landing Edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

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>> No.57455496
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I got some discounts earlier in the day before the "pump". Ready for Kang month.

>> No.57455497
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looks like a good value today. I'm buying back in.

>> No.57455501

Go stocks!!!! yay <3

>> No.57455506

>>57455468
Is this real

>> No.57455508
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57455508

This OJ super cycle has only began

>> No.57455514
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>>57455468
imagine all the pussy that guy must get.

>> No.57455513

>>57455508
HOGS HOGS HOGS

>> No.57455515
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I wish Dunkin’ was still public

>> No.57455522

>>57455508
Team Java for me

>> No.57455533

>>57455513
does anyone unironically invest in lean hogs here? shill me on it

>> No.57455542
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>>57455514
>Imagine pussy
That's all I do anyway

>> No.57455576

if we're doing so well why are companies dropping thousands of people
also any insider tips

>> No.57455581

>>57455576
Because nobody needs worthless faggots cutting into margins.

>> No.57455596

>>57455581
Service companies barely need any workers, just prints money using tech and AI

>> No.57455603

It does till it don’t.

>> No.57455605

>>57455576
replacing jeets with chatgpt

>> No.57455607

>>57455468
>Tax return is $200 dollars
At least my stocks are good

>> No.57455618

*buys at all time high*
*buys at all time high*
*buys at all time high*
*buys at all time high*

Is it this easy?

>> No.57455631

when to dump amd? or worth holding for now?

>> No.57455637

>>57455618
Yes, why wouldn't it go up

>> No.57455638

slurping UPS and already up. lol. also i'm up on a crab day because NTDOY decides to keep going apeshit

>> No.57455639
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The squeeze continues tomorrow then we're really going to see some shit.

>> No.57455641
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>>57455607
>tax return is $14k
just contractor stuff. gonna dump that into my roths and load up on stuff.
>>57455605
AI will save the white man. thats why they want it shut down so badly.
>>57455631
shouldnt be dumping any semis here except to swap around for different ones.

>> No.57455644

>>57455515
If wishes were horses we'd all be eating horse pussy.

>> No.57455654
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>>57455618
once a while ago I felt smart selling ATH
but then it went higher
so I bought back and then it went higher again
I haven't sold since

>> No.57455667

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>> No.57455668

>>57455641
that is a bold statement. How exactly is ai going to save the white man?

>> No.57455669

MSFT is basically going to say they won the ai war during earnings call and send the market into orbit isnt it?

>> No.57455671
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um mumus?

>> No.57455673

>>57455644
Real
>>57455501
Also real

>> No.57455681
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>Median income in Germany €1693/m after tax
holy fuck, how are you guys not homeless and starving?

>> No.57455683
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>>57455669
Steve Ballmer will walk on stage and start shouting
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>> No.57455689

>UPS 12k layoff
LOL, LMAO EVEN.

>> No.57455690

>>57455618
People ask, 'why buy ATH'. I would like to ask them: Why do you think the dollar will appreciate in value relative to stocks?

>> No.57455700
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>>57455671
pussy

>> No.57455704

>>57455681
germans keep their savings in cash, krauts don't deserve money

>> No.57455708
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>>57455671
Sup?

>> No.57455710

>>57455689
doesn't matter, new ath

>> No.57455713
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I hate AH earnings
I want to just wake up and sip a coffee while watching the market either explode or go tits up
AH earnings should be illegal

>> No.57455717

>>57455690
Sometimes stocks go down, for a long time too. Sometimes.

>> No.57455719
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>AMD

>> No.57455726

>>57455689
>mostly contractors and managers
TOTAL MANAGERIAL DEATH

>> No.57455730
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57455730

>buy AMD
>-2% instantly

I have violated the lesson I have learned long ago and that lesson was do not buy AMD fucking piece of shit ticker.

>> No.57455731

amd earnings got leaked? its doomping hard

>> No.57455733

>>57455726
Lol

>> No.57455736

>>57455717
cash loses value, always, every year

>> No.57455737

Don't look at COCOA

>> No.57455743

I don't get it, why are wood pellets going to 0?

>> No.57455744
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Ohh no MUH tech myheckin AIoroni

>> No.57455747
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what is happening

>> No.57455749
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57455749

someone said they when all in on AMD last night are they here?

>> No.57455752

>>57455743
'cmon eurocucks burn the wood pellets. they're fucking green and you faggots have to save the planet.

>> No.57455755
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>>57455700
>>57455708
um mumus?

>> No.57455757
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>AMD

THEY KEEP ON DUMPING YET MUMOIDS ARE STILL COPING . GET OVER IT , AMD MAKES NO FCKING MONEY.

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>>57455747
>>57455749
I'm expecting it to suddenly reverse but it's just my cope.
Holy fuck every fucking time with this dogshit ticker.

>> No.57455761

>middle managers losing jobs to AI
what did they expect, when you are managing people and you work from home 3 days a week, you are basically worthless and can be replaced with an algorithm

>> No.57455763
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57455763

Which stocks are both secure in the long run and can also impress the fairer sex?

>> No.57455764
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>>57455749
I'm all in soxl so pretty much equally fucked.

>> No.57455767

>>57455763
you don't want to show her your stocks retard, that's how you lose all your money.

>> No.57455771

>>57455757
But their net margin was 5%.

>> No.57455775

>>57455736
The question was relative to stocks. Sometimes cash gains against stocks for years but it’s very common. Bear markets are usually over in less than two years I think

>> No.57455777

>>57455761
>to AI
lol ai doesnt have any uses yet outside shitty art.

>> No.57455778

AMD earnings probably got leaked and insiders are selling

>> No.57455780

>>57455777
Amazon warehouses use AI for workforce planning, you are just ignorant trash

>> No.57455781

>>57455775
Meant to say it’s not very common

>> No.57455783
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>>57455730
It's like 2000 fucking pe what were you thinking

>> No.57455789

>>57455783
Do you even understand what P/E is or are you just regurgitating what others told you?

>> No.57455790

Should I trade options? I need to turn 20k into life changing money somehow. My only good score as far as stocks has been uranium so I'm pretty much an amateur at this. Suggestions?

>> No.57455794
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57455794

THE AI BUBBLE IS BURSTING

>> No.57455798

>>57455780
Sure it does.

>> No.57455801

>>57455790
Very easy way to turn 20k into 1k.

>> No.57455802

>>57455789
He understands that you lost money.

>> No.57455807

>>57455669
yup

>> No.57455808

>>57455726
>try to push tech to replace blue collar and lower white collar work
>it fails
>turns out new tech is good for lower middle manager work
>all the HR fag's screech in terror as they are laid off

>> No.57455811

>>57455783
sex with that anthropomorph

>> No.57455812

>>57455515
There's still Krispy Kreme kalls.

>> No.57455813 [DELETED] 

>>57455802
AMD literally went from $8 to $180 you dumb nigger.

>> No.57455821

ok losers stop selling now, I'm losing everything

>> No.57455822

>>57455780
I’d bet that’s ML not AI. Which begs the question what do they actually mean when they call something AI

>> No.57455823
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STOP THE FUCKING COUNT

>> No.57455825
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>>57455813
And you bought the top.

>> No.57455835

Shit. Should I just get rid of my AMD?

>> No.57455844

>>57455681
Because the cost of living is cheap. 600 for rent and utils, 200 for food, 15 for the phone, 50 for the Deutschland ticket. Maybe top it off with a few hundred for a car, fifty for a sauna membership?

>> No.57455842
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ITS OVER

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>>57455811

>> No.57455848
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>>57455835
YES! Please, do it for everyone else! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.57455850

what are the political and financial implications of nobody believeing in 5k and everybody being bullish?

>> No.57455857

>>57455780
not the same thing, retard

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>>57455835
SHORT AMD . JUST DO IT

>> No.57455870
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>>57455763
ESTA

>> No.57455871

NOTHING CAN STOP ME I'M ALL THE WAY DOWN

>> No.57455873

ok but what
what if
amd went green in the after-hours

>> No.57455877
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>>57455668
by removing the need for immigrants since it all can be done by AI now. not the least that AI will be observation based not political and will end up with the same result as FBI statistics when it comes to certain crime.
>>57455669
yes. MSFT won and googl is just larping now. Prob going to ditch my gool stoon.

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>>57455873
It will, but holy fuck AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.57455880

hey
what is going on right now

>> No.57455890 [DELETED] 

>>57455877
>by removing the need for immigrants since it all can be done by AI now
but who's going to fuck our daughters? the niggers?

>> No.57455889

>>57455873
Do you know what kind of EPS and revenue they would need to justify that market cap?

>> No.57455892
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>>57455880
IT'S FUCKING OVER

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>>57455880
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>57455873
They will not . Just FCKING SELL ALREADY

>> No.57455897

Elon really thought the Cybertruck would be profitable, huh

>> No.57455903
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>>57455880
>what is going on right now
DONALD DUCK MARKET

>> No.57455907

>>57455890
You should be

>> No.57455909

>>57455903
hahahaha fucking got 'em

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>>57455880
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

>> No.57455917
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It will recover, likely before close because simply too many people have solid belief in AMD's power, but HOLY FUCK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.57455923

>>57455889
>trying to make sense out of the market
anon...

>> No.57455932

who is heeming aapl today? oh wait i already know the answer... jews

>> No.57455939

>>57455917
As of 2024-01-30, the Fair Value of Advanced Micro Devices Inc (AMD) is 3.22 USD. This value is based on the Peter Lynch's Fair Value formula. With the current market price of 177.83 USD, the upside of Advanced Micro Devices Inc is -98.2%.

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>check amd
>It's down 2.5%
Holy shit I thought something was actually happening... why so dramatic?

>> No.57455950

>>57455939
>dumb nigger retard's completely irrelevant formula
AMD makes shitton of revenue that they invest into R&D. It's a moneymaker but you faggots prefer to dump money into the dogshit value trap that is Incel.

>> No.57455953

>>57455939
Who the fuck is Peter Lynch and how did he get this one so wrong?

>> No.57455954

>>57455889
The future is bright.

>> No.57455958
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>>57455945
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.57455962
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I'm not fucking selling and I'm not fucking checking.
See you wiggas at close.

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>>57455945

>> No.57455969

>>57455917
Mumus collective power is gonna come through so we can dump this together

>> No.57455970

Patiently waiting for a slight dip in the market so I can just dump the rest of my cash into VOO like a good boglehead

>> No.57455973
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>>57455763
It's every little girl's dream to marry an OIL baron

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MR JEROME PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE FIX THIS WE NEED EMERGENCY RATE CUTS RIGHT NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOWNWONW OWNWON WONOAN

>> No.57455978

>>57455945
These faggots went long at the top and are already crying . Clearly not ready for earnings, they will heem them so hard

>> No.57455987

>>57455978
AMD either dumps or moons on earnings, I don't think there were a single earnings that AMD had that were actually lukewarm.

>> No.57455989

>>57455970
We will likely be at -10% EOW, so just have patience. The bubble is about to burst.
Just talked to my resources in Spain, MSFT and GOOG will come out with hugely disappointing earnings today, around 80% lower than estimated.

>> No.57455992

>>57455950
but r&d was made way less profitable recently. AMD produces nothing itself, fabless chipmakers are the true bubble. I'm long on Intel for a reason.

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>>57455962
>goes back to 200k hell

>> No.57456000

You guys realize with how much the market has exploded to the upside during the last 3 months that the earnings calls can at best keep the market at level since the optimum case was already priced in, right? Any downside surprise and the market's gonna dump 5-7% minimum. Yesterdays ridiculous euphoria in /smg/ may have been a perfect top signal.

>> No.57456002

>>57455977
is that faggot nyt reporter still larping as the fed whisperer? havent seen him mentioned recently

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>>57455977
The rate cuts will not save you.

>> No.57456008

>>57455641
>tax return is $14k
Wtf details?

>> No.57456011

>>57455973
>prepubescent thigh gap
Lord

>> No.57456012

>>57455992
>I'm long on Intel for a reason.
Because you're a retarded fucking kike lover that thinks begging for subsidies is an investment strategy?

>> No.57456014

>>57455713
It's the opposite for me. Getting it right and then having the feeling of anticipation of how rich you're about to be all day is amazing. It's an all day high.

>> No.57456022
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>got lucky once
>fucked it up every other time

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>>57456022
Burry is notoriously early. I do think he's going to feel the pain for a little longer before he strikes it big.

>> No.57456029

>>57456012
I believe in Pat's foundry service. TSMC is one additional fumble like N3 was or one China Getting Uppity away from Intel receiving a tremendous amount of customers.

>> No.57456033

>>57456022
>burry
he's cia right?

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>>57456029
>China Getting Uppity
This results in another foreverwar that chinx just can't win. And also Stinky Poop doing a -50%.
>>57456033
No, me.

>> No.57456040
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China bros...

>> No.57456043

>>57456022
B- bu - but (((they))) made a funny movie about him where (((they))) portrayed him as a mentally retarded savant

How can he be wrong???

>> No.57456045

>>57456028
I hope you're memeing.
If not you're an absolute fucking retard.

>> No.57456049

>>57456039
>No, me.
post hands

>> No.57456052

WHY DO MY CHINESE STOCKS GO DOWN EVERY DAY

honestly like what the fuck

>> No.57456054

They gonna turn this bearflag into a rounding top and take us to 492.4x

>> No.57456055

I just wanted to take this opportunity to officially say we've topped. OFFICIALLY!

>> No.57456061

>>57456022
BURRY ME BURRY BURRY ME

>> No.57456073

>>57456061
I AM FINISHED WITH YOU

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>>57456052
Idk man I guess only the mag 7's and semis for a while...

>> No.57456081

Pump Inc

>> No.57456083

>>57456052
It's gonna get worse. Sorry, anon.

I fell for the trap too.
-50% over 3 years

>> No.57456087

>>57456052
>investing in bugland
we told you not to.

>> No.57456088
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57456088

gz to pelosi on the nvda bet I guess
takes balls

>> No.57456093
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57456093

Ok good it looks like we found the bottom...!

>> No.57456094

>>57455468
I don't understand how a whole in one like that is even possible. There are too many random and unknown variables, no matter how good the player is.

>> No.57456100

>>57456094
are you some sort of idiot?

>> No.57456108

>>57456094
>He doesn't know about the rampant PGA rigging.

>> No.57456112 [DELETED] 
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>>57456045
>muh AI muh AI muh AI muh AI
>this is totally worth trillions of valuation when the best use is generating pictures of AI girls to jerk off to. Don't get me wrong, I love AI generated anime girls, but I'm not paying thousands of dollars for this.

>> No.57456121

>>57456100
>>57456108
huh?

>> No.57456124

I need bankers jumping from rooftops.

>> No.57456136
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>>57456124
Golden parachutes. Please understand.

>> No.57456138

>>57455763
What a waste of the perfect women. I could have saved her. Me and my portfolio.

>> No.57456143

>>57456022
Does this nigga ever go long?

>> No.57456148
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57456148

HOLY FUCK WHAT IS GOING ON MY CALLS ARE GETTING HEEMED

>> No.57456150

>>57456022
>too early again

>> No.57456155
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57456155

It’s a market maker doing market maker things. End of day calls prbly. 230

>> No.57456166

>>57456155
230pm

>> No.57456168

>>57456143
Mike is long on plenty of off-exchange and non-US listed assets.

>> No.57456179

>>57456094
>what is luck

>> No.57456181

>>57455789
P/E

>> No.57456196
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>>57456054

>> No.57456207
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My CCs are recooooovering

>> No.57456208

>>57456181
p/e is an archaic metric from back when corporations actually had earnings. modern day corporations don't actually make any money, so it's really useless.

>> No.57456214

>>57455468
Sauce. That shot made me coom

>> No.57456221
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57456221

Blessed be God.
Blessed be his holy Name.
Blessed be Jesus Christ, true God and true Man.
Blessed be the name of Jesus.
Blessed be his most Sacred Heart.
Blessed be his most Precious Blood.
Blessed be Jesus in the most holy Sacrament of the altar.
Blessed be the Holy Spirit, the Paraclete.
Blessed be the great Mother of God, Mary most holy.
Blessed be her holy and Immaculate Conception.
Blessed be her glorious Assumption.
Blessed be the name of Mary, Virgin and Mother.
Blessed be Saint Joseph, her most chaste spouse.
Blessed be God in his angels and in his saints.

>> No.57456222

Daily chart looks like Bogdanoffs and Sminem fighting.

>> No.57456225
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>>57456208
If it actually mattered, we would be in deep shit.

>> No.57456234
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>>57456221
Ave Maria

>> No.57456242
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57456242

>tfw down $30 on my short position
I am financially ruined.

>> No.57456248

>>57456222
Trips of truth.

>> No.57456249

>>57456208
Lol..... yeah.

>> No.57456264
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>>57456221
amen

>> No.57456269
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>4931 resistance

>> No.57456288
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1.5 resistance

>> No.57456289

I kinda like comcast and Kraft.

>> No.57456296
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57456296

point and laugh

>> No.57456300

Is Nintendo still a good stock

>> No.57456317

>>57455730
They are literally only alive so that nvidia and intel won’t have to worry about anti trust.

>> No.57456323
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>>57456296
less skin in the same than you but right there too

>> No.57456324

>>57456296
>2/23
You will be laughing, actually.

>> No.57456326

>>57456300
My dad works there and says no

>> No.57456337

>>57456317
>intel
Intel is coughing out its last, retard. It's a zombie company that makes no money. And no, subsidies are not revenue and never will be. This is why Tesla is fucking dogshit.

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>>57456296

>> No.57456340
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>>57456296
So you were among the ones who bought the top? You still have time to inverse your position anon

>> No.57456346

>>57456296
wtf

>> No.57456347
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57456347

>>57456196

>> No.57456351
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57456351

I crossed 100k networth today.

>> No.57456352

>General Motors (NYSE:GM) stock soared 6.75% after the auto giant reported lower pretax profit for the fourth quarter but gave investors an upbeat outlook for 2024 and signaled more capital could be returned to shareholders.
AMDsisters... there's still hope...

>> No.57456353

>>57456296
>he bought calls
kek

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>>57456296

>> No.57456356

>>57456221
Love you brother. Bless you.

>> No.57456359
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>>57456351
good job anon

>> No.57456360

>>57456221
thank you sir

>> No.57456363

>>57456351
gz anon
age?

>> No.57456364
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>>57456221
who let the papists in?

>> No.57456367

>>57456363
Late 20s

>> No.57456369

>>57456351
I'm so sorry.

>> No.57456371

just had a Reese's peanut butter cup (actually 2, combined 42 grams) for the first time in my life.
Bit too sweet, but I'd still give it a 6/10 overall.
Thanks for tuning in to my daily review of whatever the fuck

>> No.57456372
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>>57456221
If you're not investing like a Christian, your gains will lag the market.

>> No.57456374

>>57456340
i swing trade amd, i was busy with some work and i see -3% when I came back, and all my buys got caught needless to say I am partially heemed

>> No.57456382

>>57456288
You'll make it. What're you holding?

>> No.57456389
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57456389

AMDsisters... not like this.

>> No.57456404

>>57456296
The only thing I find funny is that you had two strategies, and they both didn't work. Like usually you have a strategy, and then a plan b, your plan b blew up too.

>> No.57456407
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>>57456382
boring old man stuff

>> No.57456410
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57456410

I’m like on a super short list for a startup position lateral move. $9k raise but the start up is boot strapped pretty well, I think I can get an exec position in 5-7 years.

Y’all think it worth it?

>> No.57456417

>>57456410
A startup hiring *now*? Those fuckers are gonna fly.

>> No.57456428

>>57456351
Congrats anon

>> No.57456431

>>57455973
>>57456011
yuck, kill yourselves

>> No.57456434

>>57456410
Sounds like a great idea if you're prepared to be jobless for 12 months after the thing implodes.

>> No.57456440

>>57456417
Not a tech start up but they got massive funding. Thinking of doing it for the career, still technically a pay raise.

>> No.57456445
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>>57455468
Buy the China dip or you're gonna regret it.

>> No.57456451

>>57456434
They have cash runway for 2+ years. CEO is already a billionaire or i think hexamill

>> No.57456461

>>57456451
Nice.

>> No.57456471

>>57456410
what kinda start up

>> No.57456474

>>57456351
Welcome to hell.

>> No.57456483
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57456483

>AMD doing a -4% is perfectly reasonable just before earnings
Those earnings better be like 50% fucking loss for this shit to make sense.

>> No.57456486
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57456486

When does JPow close the fucking door?

>> No.57456487

>>57455468
im all in on puts for this friday
this is my last chance
if the market doesnt dump its all over for me

>> No.57456489

>>57456471
Retail/consumer good. I’m in comfy back office though. Don’t think i’m getting equity, I think they plan on staying private forever.

>> No.57456497

>>57456474
Ive been feeling it the last couple of months. Everytime my bitch boss makes some comment or assigns me some lame task I just imagine telling her to fuck off and quitting.

>> No.57456500

>>57456483
Guidance is infinitely more important than earnings.

>> No.57456501

It's now just META and NVDA. The Fabulous 5 is dead, it's just META and NVDA. Use META to gather images of women, use NVDA to make them naked. This is our economy now.

>> No.57456507

>>57456497
Why aren't you imagining fucking her instead?

>> No.57456511

>>57456487
Bottom signal

>> No.57456512

>>57456500
And the guidance will be good. AMD always has strong guidance and it beats earnings.

>> No.57456513

>>57456497
Why haven’t you quit lmfao.

>> No.57456518

>>57456483
I am really close to selling. I have never seen a 4% nosedive pre-earnings and then it suddenly shoot back up. Might be time to exit and re-enter later this week or next week.

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>>57455631
>>57455730
You should have sold yesterday. It's overvalued and overweight. It's at 170 at the time of this post.

>> No.57456522
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>>57456431
This guy doesn't make markets

>> No.57456526

>>57456507
Gross shes a boomer

>>57456513
Cause my job is easy, pays well, its completely WFH and I like my coworkers. Just hate my boss.

>> No.57456530

>>57456521
>overweight
You don't even know what this word means.

>> No.57456533

>>57456489
Whatever you do, don't take equity/options and bail after major shareholding changes.
Retail is a tough industry, winner takes all.

>> No.57456535

>>57456501
the US will always lead the way when it comes to innovation. including spiritually and culturally.

>> No.57456551

>>57456497
>>57456513
why would you quit if you can slack off and let them fire you?

>> No.57456554

what really matters for amd is HOW the says they don't make profits, what tone is used and how much confidence is exuded

>> No.57456557

>>57456535
Lol.

>> No.57456566

>>57456522
BS, i've provided HUNDREDS of dollars of index put option liquidity the past 3 years

>> No.57456574

Bud Light just hired Shane Gillis, the king of chuds and football chads, as a partner
calls?

>> No.57456573

>>57456533
I think they serve a unique niche but i’d get some valuable experience like forecasting/budgeting while also getting my hands dirty with acquisitions.

I think it may be worth it for the experience cause that would be stuff I would see 10-15 years down my career. Kind of wasted my time here for about 1-2 years should have left like 8 months ago.

>> No.57456591
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I use VTI instead of VOO or SPY because I’m a special snowflake and hate you people

>> No.57456595

>>57456522
there is no doubt in my mind she is fertile

>> No.57456596
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57456596

>>57456574
It's not going to be enough, no matter what Bud Light does they will never regain the redneck's trust, and the zoomers drink IPAs and shit. #DumbBitch

>> No.57456609

>>57456591
I will kill you in your sleep tonight

>> No.57456614

>>57456609
Back the fuck off??

>> No.57456616
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57456616

>>57456574

>> No.57456617

>be greedy the first time on AMD
>-5%
JUST

>> No.57456618

>>57456591
hello fellow VTI friend. i use VTI because i blindly followed some bogleheads shit and i dont even remember what VOO is

>> No.57456621

kek lil INTCuck sissies trying to short AMD

>> No.57456625

>>57456364
>who let the papists in?
From the Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion
>In the goy societies, in which we have planted and deeply rooted discord and protestantism, the only possible way of restoring order is to employ merciless measures that prove the direct force of authority: no regard must be paid to the victims who fall, they suffer for the well-being of the future. The attainment of that well-being, even at the expense of sacrifices, is the duty of any kind of government that acknowledges as justification for its existence not only its privileges but its obligations. >The principal guarantee of stability of rule is to confirm the aureole of power, and this aureole is attained only by such a majestic inflexibility of might as shall carry on its face the emblems of inviolability from mystical causes—from the choice of God. Such was, until recent times, the Russian autocracy, the one and only serious foe we had, in the world, without counting the Papacy.
The russians and the Papacy were the only threat to these zionists... seems like both organizations have become cucked at the top though

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.

>> No.57456638

>>57456596
FUCK

>> No.57456643

>>57456616
I've never understood why Bud Light was popular to begin with. My ex drinks it and she was never able to explain it to me either.

>> No.57456644

>>57456521
These are the people giving you stock advice on 4chan

>> No.57456646

>>57456574
>Shane Gillis
is that guy supposed to be funny or something?

>> No.57456649

>>57456617
Every time with this fucking shit ticker, I swear to fucking God.

>> No.57456656
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>>57456591
dont care, rather ponder my orb

>> No.57456660
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>>57456618
I saw that VOO slightly out earned VTI but I primary difference is that VTI has more small cap stocks, and I honestly believe corporate america has become so stagnant to the point were the giant incumbents may be hated enough by consumers to be replaced over the coming decades. But mostly I just love pissing off VOO fags. I will take a slight cut in profits just to have something ti fight about.

>>57456609
Suck my duck

>> No.57456661
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57456661

Why is the market trying to squeeze every single penny out of me?

>> No.57456668

>>57456643
It's run of the mill swill but credit where credit is due, they had some of the best funniest campaigns at the turn of the century (Real Men of Genius). They were the fun, cheap beer for bros. Since Trump though, it's been a slow decline in their brand persona up until the tranny fiasco destroyed it.

>> No.57456671
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apparently QQQ is 90% AMD
and S&P is 100% CRAB

>> No.57456673
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>>57456591
cash is temporary, orb is forever.

>> No.57456676

>>57456660
>were the giant incumbents may be hated enough by consumers to be replaced over the coming decades
i'd take the other side of that trade

>> No.57456678

>>57456618
for ETFs I went 50/50 SCHG + SCHD because I couldn't figure out the point of owning large cap companies that neither pay dividends nor have high growth potential. I figured they just drag the market down. So far, this combo has outperformed the VOO, so that idea seems to hold true. Exposure to high quality value and growth > owning the haystack.

>> No.57456688
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57456688

>>57456643
Cheap and goes down easy. Same as any light beer. Also easily replaceable though since they all taste the same.
>>57456591
>>57456656
>not pondering elf poon instead

>> No.57456692

>>57456530
I stand corrected. Did not know overweight meant something else.

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>>57456673
>>57456688
ponder these fat gains, orbcels

>> No.57456705

>>57456643
It's because in small rural towns it was always available, and people's dad's drank it so that's what they drank. It was cheap as fuck and on every shelf with not much else. As time went on though better beers became more available, and it starting getting memed hard as being dogshit (which it is) + it's not even the cheapest beer anymore. If you want swill that can get you drunk then there are better options, and for the same price there are much much better options. It pretty much just runs off of brand recognition at this point.

>> No.57456706

>>57456688
>Cheap and goes down easy.
Vodka is way cheaper and some brands go down plenty easily, especially if you mix them with anything. If you just want to be cheap I don't see why you wouldn't do that instead.

>> No.57456710

>>57456407
based, some1 who actually likes money

>> No.57456714

>>57456678
>Exposure to high quality value and growth
I read a book on value investing by joel greenblatt and his whole value investing shtick got fucking demolished compared to the sp500

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57456715

>This is a big weekend and I'm really hoping that this fellow shows up because he'd like to tell you that he's the /smg/ champion and the fact of the matter is all of us have not seen him shitpost

>> No.57456731
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57456731

Clairvoyance.

>> No.57456732

>>57456706
Working class poors never stoop to that level. They're willing to down 13 beers in one sitting while watching Year of the Dragon. If their young, then they can also use it for party games.

>> No.57456735

>>57456705
Busch and Keystone are actually cheaper and have always been more of the "working man's beer" in my neck of the woods. Followed by Coors. For the last few years I can't drink any of that watery swill and have gone to IPAs. I think Bud Light, as far as pure beer goes, is gonna lose in the long run. I know AB has their fingers in a ton of other pies though.

>No real strong feeling about the tranny situation one way or the other, just my .02

>> No.57456739

new AAPL intraday low, SICK

>> No.57456740

>>57456714
Yeah you definitely don't want to go all value growth is too important to ignore. Maybe if you already have a huge stack of cash already.

>> No.57456749
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57456749

who here /earnings/

>> No.57456753

>>57456731
no. the release is post-market. people are de-risking.
it could still soar.

>> No.57456755

>>57456732
they're*

>> No.57456760

>>57456755
there*

>> No.57456762

How I feel about every SMIGGER

>> No.57456766

>>57456706
We're talking specifically about why Bud Light is/was popular, though. I'm not talking about cheap alcohol in general or what's the most economical way to get shitfaced. Sometimes you just want a beer.

>> No.57456773
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BOBO apparently as I understand right now is here right now to prove to everyone that he's got what it takes. But with STOCK MARKET its a little random. You could get back luck with the barrels, you can get bad luck with the fireballs, with the conveyor belts, with the elevators, because that's a tough machine. People think that machine is possessed. Really, even Mr. David SOXL thinks its possessed!

>> No.57456778

>>57456766
>Sometimes you just want a beer.
Yeah this is the part I'm not understanding.

>> No.57456781

So is the job maker going to shit or what? I thought we had our soft landing(tm)

>> No.57456787

>>57456781
Labor market is resilient. Buy calls.

>> No.57456794

>>57456781
The job market is becoming the slave market with the gig econ. Brandon wants UBER to count their drivers as employees so the unemployment line stays down.

>> No.57456796

>>57456781
>So is the job maker going to shit or what?
idk the jobs are available its just goyim dont want to work. It would be worse if goyim wanted to work but the jobs werent there

>> No.57456798

>>57456781
Most people have had to take on a second or third job to put meat on the table. This gives the appearance of a tight labor market, but in all actuality everything is fucked. We're not going to see fresh highs again until after world war 3 is over.

>> No.57456799
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57456799

Any good earnings plays before tomorrow?

>> No.57456800

>>57456762
Forgot pic

>> No.57456805

>>57456753
>could

I don't know man, my calls are 180DTE but I've never seen something just shoot back up after a shakeout like this. Maybe vet /smg'ers can prove me wrong. Before NVDA's big pump it was only down a little bit

>> No.57456806

>>57456778
Different strokes for different folks

>> No.57456807

>>57456781
two words: A I

>> No.57456814

>>57456799
MSFT and GOOG to go insolvent overnight

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I just want to thank the Uranium shilling anon. Normie investors just found out about it and now I’m seeing green

>> No.57456816

im in stock thats pumping and earnings are not yet, do guys just hold thru earnings and hope for the best?

>> No.57456830

>>57456671
kek

>> No.57456839

>>57456815
DNN and NXE are crushing it.

>> No.57456840

>>57456816
No take the profit

>> No.57456848

>>57456816
That can be a good sign, depending on its history. What's the ticker?

>> No.57456850

next
>>57456846
>>57456846
>>57456846

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>>57456815
https://numerco.com/NSet/aCNSet.html
>Normie investors just found out about it
hmmmmmmmmm

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>>57456688
>>57456695
>orbs
>poon
ngmi

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>>57457751
>>57457766