/biz/ - Business & Finance

Watched NFL yesterday as EU. I missed last quarter of Detroit. Impressive how they managed to lose with 14 points more than SF.

Taylor Swift's boyfriend seems to be a real idiot. No, she isn't even my type. She looks pretty mediocre, especially if you think about all the makeup she wears. But this guy, appears to be very unlikeable.

Is Evergrande a happening or a nothingburger? Why have the markets not been responding at all?

>>57442042
>Who knows where we would be really. Slowdown was inevitable either way,
Eventually sure and everything goes in cycles but the US got smashed way earlier than it needed to.
>do you really think an all white America would have the population it does now without immigration.
Yes, look at the rural homeschooled population. >Definitely birth rates would be higher, but I'm not seeing 8 digits per year over death rate high at this decade. Which is what shipping spics and Indians in has allowed them to achieve.
The crunch this creates at the bottom means we enter secular decline prematurely and without the social cohesion needed to start a new cycle. There really isn't an angle you can take this and say "no actually that's a good thing."

BEARISH DOOM
MARKET BOOM
STOP THE COOM

>>57442057
It is until it isnt

today the market will go up or down

>>57442054
cut her some slack you are not able to choose your partner as part of the illuminati

>>57442069
wrong

>>57442054
i took the moneyline against SF. purdy did it again i took greenbay against him and he barely pulled that one out too. it's like he's good, and bad, and lucky all at the same time. plus he short so a lot of his passes get batted down or are thrown high to get over the defenders. if they can collapse the pocket around him he is kind of screwed due to his height but he took off running a lot today and picked up yards.

my +1000 KC superbowl bet is still live though. i took it before the playoffs despite losing like 3 in a row to josh allen. when mahomes beat the bills i pretty much had confidence in the bet.

>>57442054
also travis kelce did 9 completions two on 3rd down, one on 4th down, and 1 TD. in the first half alone. if you can do that in the NFL you can pretty much pull any girl you want.

I looked up Google analytics on stocks and normalnigger interest is terrifyingly high right now. Shoe shiner moment. Holding a significant position in cash.

>20yr head-n-shoulders on the HangSen
Xina bros, how low are we going?

>>57442089
It's worse than you can imagine, we're trading with literal 13 year old niglets >>57441627

>>57442054
that's NOT the real taylor!!!!

>>57442102
The market needs a drastic dump to get rid of all this scum so the rest of us can make money again.

>>57442107
the real taylor would NEVER get involved with a lunkhead jock like that.

I consider these futures bullish. I consider fomc can kicking bullish. Bullish.
>>57442107
The real Taylor Swift died years ago. It's all androids now.

>>57442099
>Xina bros, how low are we going?

>>57442057
Nothing ever happens. Line only goes up. The market is rigged.

>>57442152
Actual photo of the smoking chinafag right now.

Bought Warhammer Vermintide II for 5€. Played first match with others. What am I in for?

>>57442054
Imagine bothering with such a gay gorilla "sport".

>>57442078
All those quarterbacks yesterday looked very young and inexperienced. Fearful and uncoordinated. And seeing Mahomes walk makes me almost laugh

>>57442169
I dont know what you are talking about, but I hoipe you have fun

why are so many burgers waking up at this hour?

>>57442200
I can't sleep, I'm waiting on interview feedback from multiple companies.

>>57442165
>Actual photo of the smoking chinafag right now.

MSFT at 425 by the end of the week.

SOFI BROS

Actual photo of the HEEMing chinafag right now.

>>57442182
Hahahahaha go watch SOCCER fucking faggot

I take that back, I didn´t know that Powell was going to talk on the 31 of January

>>57442292
gladly, i´ll watch real football and you watch your nigger "football"

>>57442234
well they probably won't give feedback at this hour so go to bed

Uh oh mumoidbaggies

>>57442314
Yeah I'm in bed. I can't sleep. I even tried my usual trick of watching math lectures.

Bros will China's fuck up really affect USA markets? Something's gotta give right?

>>57442291
I would rather she would put her feet on my face or her tits wrapped around my head instead of punching

>>57442319
try morphine up your butt

Where are my VRSSF homies at?

>>57442322
no, there's like no relation at all between china boomer real estate baggies and us equity holders. We might get a small boost from the Yuan being further weakened by stimulus.

So container spot rates from Asia to the US and Europe continued to soar, but wouldn't Asia to US shipments come through the pacific ocean?

>>57442398
The East Coast is having issues because the Panama Canal is dying.

>>57442405
China has a partial solution and is building a mega port in Peru that will provide it inroads to South American markets south of the andes

>>57442200
I actually never went to bed. My usual trick, which is counting change in my head didn’t work. Too much coffee I guess.

>>57442405
Ah okay. Well short term that should really add some inflationary pressure.

>>57442416
Is that the one that unloads to rail and then transfers to new ships on the other side?

How much of a pussy is Biden? Any other president would take up the excuse to start a war with Iran to help him win the elections.

>>57442057
I think it's a happening, but you have to see the actual action. This trial actually allows for actions, meaning that the lad responsible for overseeing liquidation can come and say: "alright, all the share's value are zero, sell all the assets with value and all the equities at market price"
Then you have a big SHTF situation

>>57442418
That's what's happening in Panama now yeah. The Peru mega port in the south is strategically located in a portion of Peru that is easy to traverse to reach Brazil and access to the metals mined from the mountains.

>>57442398
I would assume that unloading in CA is still a shit show and issues with the Panama Canal. Why do important trade areas wind up in the hands of retards?

>>57442430
Can't win. We've lost 5 soldiers so far already against militants.
>>57442435
Depends if mainland accepts the Hong Kong courts action.

>>57442460
Iran is a mountain shithole that had its people rioting in the streets just about an year ago because they brutally killed a young girl, furthermore it would probably be easy to enroll pakistani and taliban aid

>>57442449
what about all the dumb consoomer shit from China that goes to the East Coast?

>>57442455
I imagine it is. I was also surprised to learn that American rail usage is really down. Like we do more and more via truck instead of rail. I would think an answer would be to unload in the west and then transfer to the east via our rail system..

>>57442510
Delayed etc. all freight is more expensive >>57442493
Why would Taliban support the US war effort lol? Are you retarded. The only thing the US can do is gaslight some Muslims into suicide bombings

Digits and I buy 50k minimum of SPY at open. Will post proof. Fuck poor fags. Let's go.

>>57442533
why wouldn´t they? it wouldn´t be the first time either

Should I just dump money into AMD right now? Are there any bear cases for it other than the everything bubble popping?

>>57442544
Is the fed posting to 4chan now?

>>57442552
Pakistan and Iran just this morning agreed to come together and stop bombing the baluchistani niggers. Afghanistan isn't going to invade Iran because they hate women as much as they do lol.

>>57442405
>ask about pacific route
>east coast
Why?

>>57442582
yeah, that sort of agreements can change anytime with the proper incentives, I have more doubts that the US would try to enrol Pakistan based on how India would react to it than that agreement, and talibans probably hate the ayatollahs as much as they hate women.

There should be only one stock market and it should be open 24/7/365.25, like God intended.

>>57442493
The US is a blizzard, tornado, hurricane shithole that had its people rioting and looting in the streets just about I don't care how many years ago because they brutally killed a black guy by knee, furthermore it would probably be easy to

>>57442609
you forgot that at least they aren´t some mountain shithole

>>57442544
welp
also
>that webm
HNGGGGGG

What weapons manufacturers are you investing in rn?

>>57442621
we got those too

>>57442632
waiting to know when Hungary will allow Sweden to join NATO

>saabb.st

>>57442637
must be comfy if you have just about enough money to get everything you might need

Anons opinion on GreenX Metals thesis?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PoTk9ym98Bo

>>57442510
>unload in the west and then transfer to the east via our rail system
Except LA can’t keep it’s cultural enrichment under control

>>57442777

/SMG/ is now a good time to open a big position in TSM

>>57442795
>>57442777
https://www.marketindex.com.au/news/market-yawns-even-as-greenx-metals-posts-arc-project-copper-samples-of-99-8

>>57442305
hahahahahahaha you're comparing blood sport to fucking paddycack stupid fucking manlet

>>57442510
Florida does appear to be increasing its port facilities to accommodate more container ships in response to the bottleneck in CA. Since the Panama Canal is not as reliable as it used to be larger ships are being used to circumvent it and still make a profit. These larger ships need larger port facilities and deeper water to operate.

>>57442460
If they don't accept it, then it's over for trying the "recover confidence" pledge from Xi earlier this year. Foreign businesses need to have a stable jurisdiction in order to even consider investing there.

>>57441888
West fraser keeps closing hella sawmills

>>57442288
Bought the dip at 7.61

from the futes open to where we are now is entirely 100% jews popping up the market
its a 100% certainty

>>57443002
From 1913*

>>57442292
>60% commercials
>""""SPORT""""
nice fucking coca cola mcdonalds geico ad you're watching faggot

>>57442556
Buy NVDA instead

>>57442556
Yes, buy the company with a 1000 p/e.
Higher p/e means it's better.

>>57443002
based Jews keeping the common main - the retail investor - from losing all their money

URANIUM

>>57442169
a good game

how do i earn money with the new sex war?

Now Dimon is talking shit about treasuries why won't he stop being such a chud?

>>57443151
what the fuck UK bros?

>>57443160
they're becoming more liberals cus they realized the Tories have been fucking everyone over for decades

>People on 4chan say for months that Evergrande isn't actually going to go under
>It actually goes under
>People are now saying it's not anything to worry about and won't cause contagion
So are you guys just like, actual China shills? Because you were pretty wrong about this and I don't see why I should believe it wouldn't cause contagion to China's other major property developers that are literally going through the same court right now for liquidation proceedings.

>>57443201
Nothing ever happens

why the hell did these retards buy monsanto again?

>>57442949
RIP Construction
>>57443128
OIL/NATGAS and URANIUM friendship

>>57443213
Strategic and secretly government backed purchase of American national security assets (GMO seed patents)
Germany now owns the American farmer and the American food supply

>>57443201
Calm down buddy the bubble already popped.

>>57443201
Is this the big one?

Houthis shipping memes
Gaza memes
First burgers dying in the sand wars
Evergrande liquidated

What can really make the stonks go down

>>57443201
if nothing happened then then logic dictates nothing will happen now because literally nothing ever happens and you wont do shit

>>57443247
the german government is too incompetent to pull off something like that

>>57443247
really fucked up corporations can patent DNA strands by the way

>>57442054
Why do you think he "is with her" now?

>>57443211
>>57443263
>Nothing ever happens
>Saying this just a few years after the entire world shut down over a cough
Even if you believe it was 100% fake it was still a literal global happening, nothing ever happensfags truly have goldfish memories.

Love the Evergrande situation for all the seethe it causes among "overseas bond investors". Thank you, President Xi.

>>57443298
fast forward to today its like nothing happened
because it literally didnt

>>57443304
America keeps winning
>Russia starts and then fumbles a massive war
>China wolf warriors diplomacy shoves every mid tier Asian country into America's waiting arms
>China fabricates their way into the number 2 economy with cheap cardboard housing
>Middle East becomes increasingly irrelevant as shale oil booms
>Europe cucks itself into oblivion for performative bullshit reasons

>>57443304
Evergrande will go down as the biggest nothingburger in the history of finance

>>57443304
By the way, COSCO is no longer shipping to Israel. Too risky, bad for business. Maybe ZIM can use all those Israeli shipyards to replace it; I hear their people are very industrious.

https://maritime-executive.com/article/cosco-s-decision-to-quit-israel-raises-strategic-concerns

>>57443304
I have to admit, there's some real schadenfreude seeing this happen.

>>57442603
HOOD, the ones who brought us FREE TRADES, is working on it and already made lots of headway.

Because I was born incredibly ugly and as a result of this became socially alienated and eventually a radicalized 4chan incel, there are certain smells I will never experience...

>>57442621
Rocky Mountains?

>>57442398
If ships are spending more time rounding Africa, the same amount of cargo will keep them busy for longer. Which means fewer ships available for the usual Pacific shipments. Which means rates there also rise.

SOFIbros how we feeling?

>>57442632
>>57439187

>>57443295
Man, this new troon tech is getting breddy gud, those 2 chicks on the left almost totally pass as dudes.

>evergrande has had zero effect on the LSE

Was the risk fully priced in or will Wall Street opening be a bloodbath?

>>57443428
Evergrande has been slowly collapsing for 2 years now. Its not really a surprise to investors.

>Russia Ukraine war entering 2nd year
>Middle east war with Iran
>Gaza conflict
>Venezuela preparing to invadee Guyana
IF you aren't buying LMT and RTX then you are a fool. The world has never been more unstable than now and the US is stretched thin.

>>57443439
I'd be curious who actually haven't realized the losses yet. Something like 3% at best realizable assets

>>57443452
>he thinks the current conflicts aren't fully priced in
enjoy the crabbening

>>57443452
Oil should creep back up some now that hopium of Venezuela being investable is going down. At worst it will buoy the prices against "deflation" concerns while the USA is running 5% growth yearly lol

>>57443452
>Russia Ukraine war entering 2nd year
Bro... its entering year 3

>>57443495
It's entering year 10 actually. War started in 2014 by Igor Girkin conductin coup in eastern regions of Ukraine. It's a year 3 of Russian escalation approaching.

So what's gonna happen with AIG when Eversneed shits itself?

my sofi doing a lil sum

who are the best reina players right now?

>>57442057
what? everyone knew equity and most of the bonds were a write off 2 years ago

and Hang Seng is flirting with 1997 levels
it has been priced in for a while

>>57443452
>Venezuela preparing to invadee Guyana
The bus driver pussied out on this one.

>>57442031
Asians for climate change

>>57443568
Is that why they're all about coal?

>>57443439
You usually get small scale panics by small investors and some larger players double checking they've balanced the risk in their portfolios that snow ball. Guessing it's a red day for crypto at least, glad I got out of that shit.

SOXL is going to pump again today isn't it?

astrology had some bad an good combinations and maybe volatility too.

I don't do anything at the office. Is every cubicle wagie like me? How is the economy even real?

>>57443592
that's the cool thing about astrology, it has every single scenario

>>57443600
Same here anon. Maybe this is a good thing. AI will take over and no one will lose their jobs since we aren't really doing anything at work anyway. Maybe nothing will change.

>>57443151
These are the most Jewish countries on earth, including Israel

>>57443584
yea. billions of semi stimmy money announced over the weekend so yep.

>>57443584
Just talked to David Soxl's secretary Jenny, she said he left the office an hour ago mumbling something about china, gay bears and texas. Not sure what to think of all this.

>>57443600
>>57443614
That does it. I'm hiking another 25 bps.

i have 10,000 liquid and i'm a retard
what do i buy at open?

>>57443600
>How is the economy even real?
Its not

iRobot bros it's over

>>57443607
i think for day trading its more suitable. if something hits during open it usually reverses the price for a awhile

>>57443630
Lmao. Perfect post. You made my day anon.

>>57443640
spy or voo
go back to work and keep adding monthly for the next 20 years

>>57443640
sso
go back to work and keep adding monthly for the next 20 years

>>57443626
He's just upset because USD is better than SOXL and also he had 3 of the 38 NIGGER DICKS he planned to suck this last weekend cancel on him.

>>57443647
Fuck you iRobot. This isnt the future I wanted.

>>57443640
SWVXX

>>57443659
>>57443663
stinky bot posts

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
today the world ends, AI and semis have fully topped

>>57443511
Shit's fucked cunt. It's an interconnected web of sin of greed.

>>57443681
DOOM? YOU SAY?

yes, doom. I know it for certain...kinda, trust me

>don't eat anything for an entire day
>wake up the next day feeling energized and focused
>eat lunch
>immediately feel tired and hard to focus

>>57443679
Retard

>>57443714
digestion requires a lot of energy

bros, I just went to the front page of /biz/ and saw 2 dudes fucking. Looked Bearish to me.

>>57443682
>BlackRock loses $350m
>BlackRock
>$350m

NATGAS AND OIL
doing a little suffering

>>57443721
it's just a leaked gif of the Chainlink founder that they keep spamming bcuz it makes linkies seethe

>>57443714
Insulin
But in regards to "energized and focused". That is not something magical that your fasting causes. It is stress, it is adrenalin. Pretty simple. And that gets pushed over by insulin, when you eat.

>>57443743
Cryptoshit
BY FAGS
FOR FAGS

>INTC the only major tech company getting its dick beaten into the dirt
>billions in U.S. subsidies about to enter the chat

Yeah this is when you buy

>>57443727
>Only one company internationally invests in one company China
Peak midwit at the peak of the bell curve.

why arent you buying intel while it's still on sale?

Rumor has it that AMC stock will double because of these Dune 2 popcorn bucket covers.

>>57443721
I made the mistake of going to the /biz/ catalog once

Pour one out for all the Canadian pensioners in evergrande. The Ontario teachers union will never make it. Kek

>>57443788
Cenobite fleshlight lookin ass popcorn buckets

Do I buy $5k worth of bank of nova Scotia like anon said yesterday? Or SOXL calls and SSO shares?

>>57443798
THIS
H
I
S

https://boards.4chan.org/biz/catalog#s=/smg/

SOFI

S&P 5000
Today
Feel It!

>>57443814
coomers whores are forbidden on smg

is 'nothing ever happens' the new chud doomer cope?

>>57443830
we just want to see sex-havers be destroyed and the world burn so no one has sex or experiences joy while we don't

>>57443830
it's the reality, democracy is working as intended, but the weird thing is that it relies on the propaganda there should be ''change'' to feel like when they took power during their revolutions. Of course there will never be a revolution on a society which already has suffered from a revolution.

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WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

Wtfwt

>>57443800
Ontario Delenda Est

>>57443847
Ok this is epic

>>57443847
I love you homie

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>57443847
thank you for your service

>>57443847

>>57443847
I fucking love 06:30 posting.

>>57443847
Nice

>MVST

Fucking scam

>>57443830
yes

>>57443847
Based

Is it better to be 30k in debt with 30k invested, or 0K. I doubt i can beat my interest rate for the 5 year loan term in a row.

>>57443847
>30:00

definitely not a jewish fake and gay market

>>57443904
>Is it better to be 30k in debt with 30k invested, or 0K
it's better when money is cheap. no longer the case

>>57443904
debt with investment, paying debt is completely optional.

BTI bros what are we smoking today? For me? It's Rothmans.

WTFWT

While this has happened a gorillion times already, but this time...this time in particular? Same day as Evergrande? I'm nooticing something in the noise...

>>57443904
Invest if your interest rate is below 5%

>>57443904
I take out a personal loan to fund my roth and have beat the interest rate by a large margin by selling covered calls and paying more than my minimum payment

>>57442086
You mean 9 catches. Only the passer gets completions anon the catchers don't. Maybe you were trying to say he was targeted 9 times and caught it every time?

>>57443890
I got a 15.5% return off of it in 2021.
The turnaround was 6 days.

>BYD almost doubles net income to 4 billion dollar
>PE now at 18
>ummm ackshually sweaty we expected three percent more SELL SELL SELL SELL
what a FUCKING JOKE

Bobo isn't ready for wednesday.

JD.com just rugged, good thing I had a take profit order
thanks for the anon who recommanded it. only got 2.5% in 2 weeks, but it seems honest

gmgmgm
whats gonna happen today?

>>57443948
You realize what country this company is based in right?

>NATURAL GASES & CRUDE OIL

>>57443944
Dont care, its still a scam.

>>57443968
I wouldn't touch it now.

>>57443971
I wouldnt either. Thats why I insta-sold on open for a minimum loss.

>>57443867
>>57443872
>>57443875
>>57443881
>>57443885
>>57443887
>>57443899
>>57443911

I believe in natural gases.

>>57444024
>*BRAAAAAAAAAAAP*

>nat gas trannies

Crab all week until earnings then mega doomp

>>57442031
Margarine by the pound

Hey, MUMU! Everybody's here. There's BOBO. HEDGIE. Good to see you,JANNY.

You got everything you need? The chef cooked for you special, the dancers will kick your tongue out and your credit is good. Draw chips for everyone in the room so they can play on the house.

>>57444047
>all week
MFST and GOOG is tomorrow, finna do a little something (i.e. -20%)

>>57443640
Tesla (Ticker: TSLA)

>>57444057
buying puts based off this tip

>>57444057
What kind of sales has MFST done recently to justify such a grotesque stock price? No way but down

>>57444078
This. Real evaluation is about $125-130 according to my resources in Spain and my own calculations. I will slurp tomorrow if it falls under $100

>>57443996
I'm pretty happy with SOFI today.
I don't know how much I've made off of that in total, but it's a lot.

does supermicro sell ai

>>57444091
Lel I sold SOFI on friday. Nice. Classic.

>>57444090
Hope to see a ton of that cash flow into small caps

>>57444096
it sells supermicrocomputers

hopefully intc finds a bottom soon...

>>57444096
it sells your dick

>>57444112
>tfw have never sniffed a hot girl's ass
up 1% today tho

Instead of trying to bottom fish and knife catch dogshit companies with a history of failure maybe you should consider buying quality companies with a consistent profit margins and a strong prospect for future growth

gay jewish nigger stock market

>>57443788
Forget the covers. I want to see them have pop out holes in the bottom of the buckets. What do they really have to lose by now?

>>57444124
gay as fuck

>>57444150
cope loser faggot

/smg/, JNPR has earnings tmrw. they were acquired by HPE at $40/share, but they are currently below that price. If I buy JNPR below $40/share, am I guaranteed to get that if the acquisition goes through? if earnings bomb tomorrow, the price might go even lower

we sussin' or bussin' today?

>>57444162
technicals no longer matter
fundamentals no longer matter
macro no longer matters
the market will just go up forever on nvidia

RIVNbros..

God I love MSFT. The anon predicting red numbers must be seething

i wonder how apple feels now that kikerosoft is now the biggest company in the world by marketcap

>>57444174
>nvidia
im still heemed that back in 2022 i listened to Kevin O Leary on CNPC and bought a lot of NVDA at like $130 per share and then sold it at $170 and thought i did a good thing. Then I subsequently lost $20k on the earnings that resulted in the huge gap up by selling a way OTM call credit spread, but it wasnt OTM enough

>>57442031
That's right nigger! Bend over and get your butt fucked by the big G...

Dont forget I shilled you guys ZAL over a week ago and look at you missing out now.

>>57444123
there's a large and growing part of the market that has been under served and neglected for too long. i'm working on changing that.

>>57444207
you couldnt have known how fake and gay the market would be

>>57442054
Do you have alternatives for Compustat accounting datasets: COMP.FUNDA, COMP.FUNDQ, COMP.G_FUNDA, COMP.G_FUNDQ?
>Income statements, cash flow statements, assets, liabilities, financing, balance sheet, market based values, accruals for every company globally, over time.

I'm trying to test the "Is There a Replication Crisis in Finance?" paper. But I'm just an individual. I can't afford expensive data.

i opened two smaller positions last week. one is doing well the other less

>msft ath
>meta ath
>nvidia soaring off into space
there are people here who are still bobos.

>>57444240
>>57444240
if you stats about politics and finance check the last chart here
https://am.jpmorgan.com/content/dam/jpm-am-aem/global/en/insights/market-insights/guide-to-the-markets/daily/mi-daily-gtm-us.pdf

>>57444257
Usually these things come to an aprupt end

>$20k
What to buy? Note that I only buy and hold I don't trade options or futures.

>>57444240
No clue why I replied to that post.

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I see you SOXL troons are red while USD is up over 1%.

Someone mentioned QRA today.. whats going on with that? I can't find it on the economic calendar

are these pussies finally going to just fucking do it already

astro implied volatile crabbing. seems to be the case so far

Welp took the day off from work. Dentist appointments. Me and the Wife. Mine has already happened. In/out, real nice and easy. Clean bill all around. Good chompers. Hers happens during the afternoon. That one won't be so good; fillings. Maybe today will be another green day and hey VZ pays out the divvy friday.

>>57444263
INTC, ARKQ

>>57444273
Also DIG is down less than GUSH.
ProShares > Direxion

>>57444273
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

Chips up, SOXL down, makes sense

https://youtu.be/N3eb5g9NH30?si=aVO2dfU9wYv-PWg0

[Verse 1]
Last week I had the strangest dream
Where everything was exactly how it seemed
Where there was never any mystery of who HEEMED MUMU Kennedy
It was just a BOBO with something to prove
Slightly bored and severely confused
He steadied his rifle with his target in the center
And became famous TO ALL THE JEWISH LENDERS

[Chorus]
Don't wake me, I plan on sleeping
Don't wake me, I plan on sleeping in
Don't wake me, I plan on sleeping
Don't wake me, I plan on sleeping in

[Verse 2]
Again last night I had that strange dream
Where every HEEM was exactly how it seemed
No concerns about the VIX getting warmer
MUMUS thought that they were just being rewarded
For HEEMING others as they'd like to be HEEMED'ED
For HUNTING stop-L'S and SELLS GET REDEEMED'ED
For MARGIN letters with the address of the sender
Now we can TRADE WITHOUT ANY JEWEISH LENDERS

[Chorus]
Don't wake me, I plan on sleeping
(Now we can TRADE WITHOUT ANY JEWEISH LENDERS)
Don't wake me, I plan on sleeping in
Don't wake me, I plan on sleeping
Don't wake me, I plan on sleeping in
Don't wake me, I plan on sleeping in
Don't wake me, I plan on sleeping, ooh, ooh
Don't wake me, I plan on sleeping in
Don't wake me, I plan on sleeping, ooh, ooh
Don't wake me, I plan on sleeping in
Don't wake me, I plan on sleeping, ooh, ooh
Don't wake me, I plan on sleeping in
Don't wake me, I plan on sleeping, ooh
(Don't wake me, I plan on sleeping
Don't wake me, I plan on sleeping in)
Don't wake me, I plan on sleeping in
Don't wake me, I plan on sleeping, ooh, ooh
(Don't wake me, I plan on sleeping
Don't wake me, I plan on sleeping in)
Don't wake me, I plan on sleeping in
Don't wake me, I plan on sleeping, ooh, ooh

[Outro]
Ooh, ooh, ooh

Vix computer

kike market does kike things
remember the stock market from april 2020 onward? yeah thats going to be the next year

netflix and chill?

>>57444338
>remember the stock market from april 2020 onward? yeah thats going to be the next year

give me quick reminder, my memory is foggy
was it mostly AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA or OOOOOOOOOOOoooooOOOOOOO

>>57444346
... or we could play some video games?

>>57444305
Come home to USD heterosexual cis white man.

>>57444207
selling tail risk this decade xD

>>57444347
was more the sound of dreidels spinning

>>57444184
I've been shilling msft here since it was 150.

why are mutts dumping AMD?

>>57444376
>shilling
>msft
you can't shill something everyone knows anon

>>57444292
>INTC
Haha
>ARKQ
hahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>57444361
i had just done some reading about the VIX rule of 16 and thought i was a real smart guy saying to myself "surely these options are all overpriced". boy was i wrong. top kek

>>57444325
love that band. reminds me of when i was younger.

Is now the time to buy INTC? It can only go up from here

>>57444363
I bet they did so slurping up some latkas...maybe some potato pancakes

>>57444360
Looks a little high atm

i just need one good play to set me straight out of poverty

>market opens
>ZIM +9%
>now
>ZIM +3%
>market closes
>ZIM -2%
R I G G E D
I
G
G
E
D

>>57444385
Yes you can. All you idiots were talking about "FAANG" and missing the Big M. Now you're all bullish but in 2018 or so people here saw MSFT as an old sjitty company.

When do I sell SOFI?

Bought @ 7.60

>BABA
Bros we going sub $70 again aren't we?

i want to call cramer and ask him why the market is so fake and niggerjewed

>>57442031
>Feeling sad Monday morning
>Remember AI exists
>Buy NVDA
>Feel better again
It's that simple.

>>57444415
>looks like a winner compared to the loser I love

>>57444444

>>57444403
yes! i keep telling you!

Kek bobo you bought 0dte puts on that candle didn't you.

TSLA broke out. Let's see if it finally maintains a strong all day trend.

Nothing's moving because if anything moves the whole thing collapses, right?

>>57444403
>It can only go up from here
what makes you think that

we down because of iran?

>>57444501
This called the pre-jpow stall.

Sold my Teradyne puts for 20% profit. I want to short through earnings, but they'll probably just ramble about ai something and then pop 5%

>>57444393
You hate to see it. Pelosi wins again.

I think nucors earnings are supposed to be out today but i sure can't find them

>>57444473
I bought the 484 at open bobo

>>57443511
Durable goods prices and replacement cost will tank while insurance premiums remain flat. Revenue will go up, P/E will go up, and eventually the share price will go up. That's why I have so much of my money in insurance companies.

>>57444559
>>57444559
>>57444559

>>57444524
bepis boys how we feeling??

>>57444554

>>57444448
I’m not buyin high and marketing here is a waste of time

>>57444613
ah thanks

>>57444575
Based Jew baker

>>57444403
i've lost many a dollar with that mindset

>>57444718
FEEL FREE
TO REMAIN
A NIGGER