/biz/ - Business & Finance

QLD
TQQQ

>he baked.

most heterosexual baker yet

>>57436418
>bake pic.rel
Intel holders are homosexuals having sex in the showers?

Remember to buy high and sell low.

Back to $30 soon LMAO

>>57436418
Hey guys whats goi-

why dont more people just buy low and dca sell when it rises?

>>57436454
art

>>57436446
>INTCels

>>57436457
I buy low, DCA in when it trends up, and sell high.

>no one has said NATGAS AND OIL
To be expected from a bunch of NIGGERS who buy SOXL instead of USD and GUSH instead of DIG.

>>57436457
I DCA short.

>>57436446
Opens above $50

Government just announced billions in gibs going on match 7th

Also selling NUGT and buying UGL (fuck GLD and anything else SSGA too).

>Government is discussing to reintroduce compulsory military service
it's over for me bros, 8 years of living frugally and investing 50% of my salary was for nothing. I'll get send to some fucking trench in bumfuck nowhere and get blown to pieces by drones. FUCK FUCK FUCK NOT LIKE THIS BURGERS PLEASE HELP A EUROBRO OUT I BEG YOU

>>57436547
Pack your shit at gtfo.

anybody see what signature bank shitcoin stock did since december?
jesus christ if you played that

>>57436547
> high blood pressure and am overwieght. Kids are too young

Not my problem

>>57436547
maybe it will be fun, don't be so negative

Hey guys how do I buy stocks thanks a lot elvin

>>57436547
Dude, for fuck sake. Just hire an hooker to give a STD and you are off the hook.

>>57436577
you don't understand
They're preparing for war AND 50% of new recruits will be arabs! ARABS!!!

>>57436547
If they try to send me to war I'd unironically go to Africa. I'd swim.

/smg/ redpill me on Mark Minervini's trend trades and CANSLIM method.

>>57436547
I hope neets get drafted first.

>>57436454
This isn't OIL investing!

What stocks to buy after IRAN gets glassed and JPOW prints 6 Gorillion USD for another Marshal plan for its reconstruction by american companies using tools and concrete bags imported straight from USA?

>>57436547
>FUCK FUCK FUCK NOT LIKE THIS BURGERS PLEASE HELP A EUROBRO OUT I BEG YOU
After you've done nothing, nothing, but shit on us for so many fucking decades now? After you've constantly mocked us at every turn? For ever minute tiny individual aspect that some tiny region of our country does? No. Fuck you. No. Fuck Europe.

>>57436665
THEY WILL SEND ME TO THE DESERT NOOOOOO AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

>>57436418

I want to invest in olive oils, what to pick?

>>57436686
Hey I'm more american that most of the actual americans here. I played football, I always donate to my local synagogue and I purposely drink fluoride water.

>>57436547
Kek zoomers btfo. Imagine being forced to die for Biden and Kamala

>>57436547
>8 years of living frugally and investing 50% of my salary was for nothing
It means you're old already. Now you can laugh at zoomers getting drafted in while you comfy work in the office to develop new coolass tech weapons.

>>57436547
cool it with the antisemitism

I just saw my national legislation

>Military service is mandatory for all male citizens.
>Female citizens may be admitted to voluntary military service.

Those exempt are:

>a) Those who have been sentenced to a major penalty or its equivalent ... based on the nature or gravity of the crime ... and circumstances in which it was committed.
>c) Those who have committed acts contrary to good morals...

>People who work for acknowledged (((charitable))) NGOs and handicapped individuals are exempt.
>Ages 18 to 35.

Furthermore, as members of NATO we cannot: loot and pillage or take their women. Basically there has never been a worse time to be a young man

>>57436717
After all the OC I've created for smg...
You can't do this to me, rocker.

>>57436716
See it's exactly that kind of joke that's the reason we're sick of your shit. Enjoy the military Eurofag.

>>57436736
so are you safe if you get arrested jackin it in public?
Seems like a simple solution.

>>57436547
Nothing personnel kid

>>57436616
>Us investing champion

>>57436744
Based. Don't worry, autism definitely disqualifies you from being drafted. Most of you here are safe.

>3 US troops killed by Iranian-backed drone strike in Jordan, Biden says.

>>57436763
i think i need to do something worse, like first degree murder or domestic terrorism for the maximum 20 year sentence. Portugal is quite time in handling it´s criminals.

>>57436778
I'm a man of my word...
I'm not to be trusted

Should have spent your budget on drones and missiles instead of Healthcare and welfare europoors. Enjoy your 2 year camping trip.

>>57436547
Nigga just do it, you're in Yurop so you'll just get to go walk around with a ruck on and do dumb shit with your bros instead of going to the sandbox and getting blown up like Americans can.

>>57436778
I'll die

>>57436790
You can't troon out intsead?

>>57436819
that doesn't even work for the american military

>>57436710
>olive
cringe
>oils
based

>>57436823
What the fuck since when?! No wonder we're eating so much sand over there.

>>57436772
Yea, but is there more to it? Who are other traders who I should look into?

>>57436800
>drones and missiles
and NATGAS AND OIL

>>57436790
Dawg just chill out, you're acting like you're getting drafted for WW3 or some shit.
You already have investments going and career experience. Just treat the whole thing like an extended summer camp. It'll go by fast and you'll come out of it with tons of retarded stories to tell.

>>57436844
don't know, but Trump wanted to ban them and naturally we couldn't have that because everything he wants is wrong

feembrap bros, how we smellin'?

Tesla is going to under 150 a share.

>>57436872
>you're acting like you're getting drafted for ww3
Kek correct

>>57436872
My grandfather had to escape the colonial war by getting married, the other had to move to France. I don´t want either of that shit.

>muh extended summer camp
yeah, cleaning latrines and eating lead in some frozen shihole must be all sorts of fun. what really pisses me off is that women don´t have to go

>>57436848
>Who are other traders who I should look into?
Look into John "Rambo" Moulton on a documentary movie called The Bulls and the Bears. Rambo is a top G in the Australian Bond market and I like his philosophy on trading.

So US soldiers died in jordan close to the syrian border. That's like when Israel bombed 3 iranian revolutionary guard guys in syria.

Seems like you are even now.

>>57436903
Nigger you're from fucking Portugal, there are like zero frozen shitholes in your entire country. If some real shit pops off Daddy America will bail your ass out anyway.

>>57436848
Look at NNFX on YT. He has good tradibg psychology

>>57436921
I don´t trust my own military, even less so other nations armies, especially after seeing you and the british sodomizing iraqui pow´s and obama´s drone strikes in schools.

>will bail your ass out
like Kennedy and Kissinger were about to bail my grandfathers out, besides the US is more focused in south east asia

>prefutures
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1701210450387830.webm

>>>/pol/

By the way, it’s a nothingburger

Time to ape LM or just wait for a bit?

>>57436790
Well my buddy served in the AirForce for 20 years. He was pretty handy with fixing things. So at first after basic and shat they stationed him at the base in S.C. He worked on the big ass cargo planes. Way he told it a damn monkey could do it long as it could read and follow the repair book. Anyway he eventually worked up to being a training officer and at retirement he was stationed in texas somewhere. He's 40 and kicking back doing fuck all on his family farm now.

>>57436978
LMT is a dead trade. It crabs (down) until there's a war announcement then you sell for maybe a 20% profit. There's better places to chase those kinds of gains. There's been 4 long term entries in the last 2 years with only one of those being an absolute lump sum buy.

>>57437011
I´m investing to fuck off from this country when I reach 35 anyway, that would just mean I would have to do it ASAP. I have high hopes of doing a world round pilgrimage of sorts.

i think futes need to open up 5% lower

>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

https://youtu.be/naoSdrzqh-M?t=222

>>57437062
Did you say 5% anon?!?!?!

>>57437028
zoom
out

>>57436448
This goober still shilling his investing club?

>>57437100
thats right
the spx needs to drop about 250 points

>>57437028
>own LMT
>sell covered calls
>profit

>>57436603
fuck off, we're full

Stop buying expensive crap

>>57436547
Can’t you just get some Nazi tattoos or something. That bars you from service in US

>>57437138
Can they at least wait until I can buy some leap puts

>>57436632
>rig count +1

>>57436547
I can't even begin to describe to you how fast the south and texas would secede

>>57436780
Umm hello NIGGERS?????

>>57437175
thats now how these kinds of moves work
they suck in a bunch of idiots at the top while they arrange their positions in dark pools and then the market gets knocked down swiftly

>>57437217
priced in

Bros I’m down to my last $3000 and I need like 15k by EOM to pay bills. What are my options? Thinking about calls on either NVO (Ozempic) or AMD. Thoughts?

What's the best broker for a yuropoor to get into options trading?

>>57437232
just cash out some money from your brokerage account

>>57437228
Literally the news is a few hours old how the fuck is it priced in? The markets aren't even open.

>>57437232
the market just doesnt work this way sorry
gamble on 0dtes

>>57437224
>the market gets knocked down swiftly
Unironically during non-goy hours

>>57437141
BASED
L
E
S
S
E
D

>>57437232
>15k by EOM to pay bills
That's a large monthly draw anon

Why shouldn't I slurp 10k worth of INTC right now?

Sell

>India is slowly being loaded into the JP Morgan Emerging Market bond indices
>Bloomberg is now discussing doing the same
>look up which etfs have this
>Vanguard has one with a cheap expense ratio VWOB
>"I wonder what the yield is"
>mother fucker 6.82%
>India to now be included
>look up the yield curve
>its over 7% across the entire thing
>this is going to be added to the index
I've been sleeping on this shit

>>57437314
Because you'll become an INTCel and a faggot. Do you really want to be an INTCel and a faggot anon?

>>57437314
never slurp after bad earnings
intel is going to have a shit quarter lol and so is the entire rest of the market really except whatever new thing the kikes flood all their money into as it comes out of the mag7 (probably small caps)

>>57437108
Wow it didn't even 2x from its 2020 bottom to its ATH. BA RTX NOC even fucking BAH performed better. But hey if you were in it since 5+ years ago you'd be doing fine.
>>57437141
If there's another war pump doing some long dated condors wouldn't be a bad trade.

>>57437321
But do those pay out in rupees? I wouldn't touch India after everything my coworkers have told me about doing business with them. They're China teir in terms of trustworthiness.

>>57437346
>They're China teir in terms of trustworthiness.
CRBPajeet was an honest lad. A bit early with his thesis but honest nonetheless

>>57437314
>Why shouldn't I slurp 10k worth of INTC right now?

check OP pic. rel. for what you will become

>>57437346
VWOB is a USD hedged fund so its India and their companies selling bonds in the US dollar. So even if the rupee fucking tanks or they have massive inflation, it only means they have to pay more to keep up with the dollar.

It's a big play with emerging markets. Normally most of the value of a high bond fund like that loses to inflation. But since its hedged in $$$ it's immune to that inflation issue.

>>57437329
>after bad earnings
Think it was more they dont have a clue what the business should be doing besides filling everyone with pajeets.

>>57437355
thank you, convinced me not to

Intel Janny mad

>>57437362
>it only means they have to pay more to keep up with the dollar.
Doesn't that also increase the risk of default? You can't hedge for free after all.

I just read The Intelligent Investor by Ben Graham. He literally could of just said "DCA into SP 500 index funds and buy bonds." What an utter and complete waste of time. Unrelated, but I'll be rooting for Tay Tay and the Chiefs today.

>>57437362
Wow dude sounds like free money. Pretty crazy you found something that is risk free and pays more than bonds. You should go for it before anyone else finds out about it.

>>57437458
the risk of default is where the risk comes from aka the yield
for nations like mexico or ven I'd agree but india/indonesia/brazil are fucking massive
they are going through what USA did in the 1980s

>>57437321
Wait until you learn about mexican bonds

25k in cash. To which is garbage, what do I buy tomorrow?

>>57437489
SOXS

Newfag here, if I invest 5k how long it would take to even make some profit out of it?

>>57437499
Deathwish

>>57437518
About 30 years.

>>57437518
Lower bound, as long as it takes to sell it.

>>57437489
save calls 3 months out

>>57437539
Spoiler alert: They expire worthless.

>>57437499
I'd rather SOXL calls

TENCENT
TENCENT
TENCENT
buy when there's blood baby!

BABA bros how are we feeling?

>>57437593
It can go to zero.

>>57437672
>It can go to zero.
I'll gladly buy Tencent for $1.

Kek you should really look at your workplace retirement packages. Under new congress rules (secure act 2.0) employers are required to put you in 401k's if that company has over a set number of employees. However nothing says what exactly that 401k has to be in. Nor is a "match" required either. So on to the images. The first one (Top left corner) is a puny target fund w/low ball default contribution of $60 a month. After 30 years you don't even have 100k to look at. Shameful ain't it?. The middle image is a S&P fund with $100 a month tossed into it. A somewhat better amount is looking at you. The last image (top right corner) is what happens if you let that 401k roll on till your 70 untouched.

>>57437672
Make it big off a Chinese ZIRP trade or League of Legends ceases to exist? Sounds like a win win to me.

>>57437601
sold 2 years ago sry

> yet another Iran-backed group of rebels attacked and killed American soldiers
my Raytheon shares bouta do a lil sumsum.

>>57437717
>MFW I don't own defense stocks, before USA does a land invasion in the middle east.

>>57437593
>>57437601
What happened?

If there's a war with Iran and I don't have MIC stonks I will LITERALLY be somewhat upset.

>>57437726
Nothing I just ask how BABA bros were feeling...

>>57437489
There is no investing below 100 shares of spy.

>>57437483
mexican peso mooey bueno
india rupee yuck

>>57437703
That's nice and all. But you're wrong.

>>57437483
foreigners are overbuying mexican bonds and now beaners can't buy them during auctions
this came after beaners on reddit told them americans how to buy them

>CHINA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDrfE9I8_hs

>>57437469
No index funds back in grandpa's time. For me its berk B.

>>57437703
>$60 a month
>100k to look at
bait, but if you are poor and only put in 60 dollars a month, what the fuck else do you expect? do you only make 2k a month or something?

>>57437757
Ok so I'm wrong partly. Still doesn't change that Target funds are garbage. A lot of employers toss you in them and that's it. Your basically tossing away "free money" by not switching to just a S&P fund.

>>57437837
Its an example. Of how shat target funds are.

You won't believe your eyes anon. Buy calls.

THE
>FUTURES
ARE
COMING
THE
>FUTURES
ARE
COMING
THE
>FUTURES
ARE
COMING

>>57437875
listen we can't keep doing this shit
last year was bad enough

>>57437875
What about straddles?

>>57437849
No, you're buying lower risk with those reduced returns.

>>57437672
So can every fuckin stock. Gotta gamble sometime. SPY is great but won't make you a multimillionaire

>>57437593
I agree. Started loading up BABA as well. Mixed with a conservative combination of large and midcap funds

>>57437875
SOXS Calls

I will never ever have sex

>>57436547
>not having a backup forest you could escape to
sounds like your problem fag

>>57437593
TCEHY will rape and pillage faggot western game devs

>>57437997
t. anon that didn't buy fagman

>>57437703
1.6 mil in 2043 will be able to buy a used civic

>>57437789
I'm pretty much sick of Trump at this point. He didn't do jack shit. All he did and will do again was fuck with china stocks. Hope Biden wins so the US is one step closer to collapse.

XOM bros listen to this - right now the red sea is closed so the supply of oil is reduces, the tankers have to go around africa to deliver their goods so they will use more oil and push the demand up. I'm thinking about buying some XOM even if its a little high

just read 3 articles on zerohedge and figured i should let you guys know that everything is going to end tomorrow. you won't have time to pull money out of any accounts, it will just be kiked as iranian backed sleeper cells clear out domestic opposition and pashtun paratroopers come in to inseminate all remaining non-obese white women. the west has fallen

>>57438102
No matter who is "elected" he collapse trend will continue.

>>57436526
Is this the CHIPS Act? Is there a list of beneficiaries? Don't post shit like this without sauce you nigger.

>>57438128
Brazil has a game changer soon. China is building a mega port in Peru that has transportation routes through Brazil. Lula has some socialist tendencies but he's got good business acumen. I can't wait until the straits of Malacca also get the bogeymen to rise again.

>pre-futures

>>57438102
no one cares bug.

>>57438094
Honda quality reigns supreme.
A used Camry will be at least 6 mil

>>57438165
>Lula has some socialist tendencies
>some
lolololool

>>57437879
>>57438166
who are we kidding the futures will open flat and go nowhere and then at 2:30 pm tomorrow the stock market will just go up 3% on nothing over the course of 30 minutes

forex markets open in 10
any trades on lads?

>>57438207
Forex is gay long JPY when USA starts cutting rates.

>>57438192
Based and were all gonna make it pilled

>>57438221
>were all gonna make it pilled
Impossible.

absolutely need a huge ass in my face right now

Lockhead bros how are we feeling about the price given the news for the dead US soldiers?

>>57438255
>Needs ass in his face
Rocker? Have you come out of the closet, finally?

>>57438255
Mines kinda tense from squats bro

>>57438218
o7

>>57438255
Here.

>>57438269
its looking like a better option than RTX

>>57438134
>parachutes into cities
>gets stomped and looted by NIGGERS
No worries, just keep trading NATGAS AND OIL.

So with the CHIPS Act finally getting its petrified ass in gear, what are some good investments to make in semiconductor manufacturing equipment firms? KLAC is the only one I know of, and I have bet rather heavily on it. Does anon know of any others?

>>57438255
I couldn't talk the last gf into doing that. I really think 2024 will be the year.

what do I buy puts on

>>57438295
Is this the state of our national security now? Nobody wants to invade because we are full of niggers?

>>57438299
>talk
just dive in there, bro. She'll appreciate the initiative

>Biden vows to respond after Iranian-backed drone strike kills 3 US troops
Here we fucking GOOOOOOOOOOOO!

>>57438314
If that were true the orcs wouldn't still be pouring across our southern border in the dead of winter.

>>57438331
respond just means more random bombings. Irians backed proxies been lobbing shells for two weeks, was bound to happen. Priced in, sell the news.

>>57438332
you have a point I guess

Ypf will remain state owned. Will it take a big steaming shit?

>>57438307
you ever having sex

how much do you guys even make a year that you can spend so much on the stock market?

>>57438296
I've had AMAT for a few years now and haven't had too much to complain about.

>>57438380
We all took the COVID TRUMPBUX CHEX and parlayed them into riches beyond your wildest dreams.

>>57438380
It's not about how much you make, It's about how much you save.

>>57438380
how do you know how much we spend?

>every company on SOXL holding list set to get billions in government gibs

How we feelin soxl bros

>>57438390
>>57438393
I guess I'm lucky, most of the things that most people spend a ton of money on I don't really care about.

>>57438395
We don't know *who* is getting the goddam money yet, or how much. Plus the Feds getting into the business of picking winners and losers does not exactly thrill me.

>>57438380
welfare, a lot of welfare. autismbux

>>57437238
Interactive Brokers.

>>57438395
My 39 strike covered calls sure aren't feeling good

>>57438450
I'm so glad I never got into day trading. Jesus H. Christ.

>>57438404
>We don't know *who* is getting
nancy peloci

>>57438402
>he doesn't care about hookers and blow
Ngmi

>>57436542
>UGL
Why not SHNY?

>AMD
>>AMD
>AMD
>AMD
>>AMD
>AMD

>>57438145
the blackpill is that trump probably cant even get rid of the most recent millions of illegals. america is going to just have millions of non whites milling about as an underclass in every city. just as the democrats wanted and all the stupid commie tankies will cheer for their undoing.

>>57438146
No i think its a new bill or something.

>Jan 27 (Reuters) - President Joe Biden's administration is expected to award billions of dollars in subsidies in coming weeks to top semiconductor companies including Intel (INTC.O), opens new tab and Taiwan Semiconductor Manufacturing Co (2330.TW), opens new tab to help build new factories in the U.S., the Wall Street Journal reported on Saturday.
The forthcoming announcements aim to kick-start manufacturing of advanced semiconductors that power smartphones, artificial intelligence, and weapons systems, the WSJ reported, citing industry executives familiar with the negotiations.

>>57438395
So far fed has only awarded 80 million

>>57438487
>the blackpill is that trump probably cant even get rid of the most recent millions of illegals
of course he can't, only a retard would think otherwise, nor will he stop the current influx of illegal migrants, though he might do something about the legal ones

>>57436806
You'll live. You'll just get bullied a lot. Make sure you test into some rear echelon shit.

If anyone sees scoopsies, let him know I'm looking for him...

>>57438479
>Why not SHNY?
B A S E D
A
S
E
D

>>57436579
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Tell me why I shouldn't buy Hess shares and receive 1.025 Chevron share for each Hess share?
A Hess share is worth 144.26 and a Chevron share is worth 149.14. So for every Hess share I buy I make:
1 hess share is worth: 1.025 * 149.14 = 152.8685
(152.8685 - 144.26) / 152.8685 = 5.6%

>>57438528
I'll let him know if I see him (I won't).

>>57438537
Is there some sort of dividend between now and the merger(?) or perhaps a chance Biden is a cunt and blocks things?

>>57438479
Microsectors doesn't have Jews putting their formulas together so they are much less effective yet still have the same expense ratios.

>>57438094
And that'll be considered cheap.

>>57438559
OK, but suppose gold shoots up 10% because Biden is a fuckup.

UGL: +20% - 0.95% = +19.05%
SHNY: +30% - 0.95% = +29.05%

>>57438548
Hess did pay a dividend in December and nowhere is mentioned that dividends are blocked. So I guess hess still pays a 1.2% yearly dividend

>>57438537
>>57438548
there may be a dividend yeah but otherwise its just the risk spread of the deal not going through. but unlikely it wont since exxon, oxy, and conoco all exist too. Chevron is nowhere near monopoly pricing levels with a merger. same for exxon and pioneer.

>>57438528
Mr Rockerfeller what are we drinking for the upcoming Lions game? I have a lot of vodka and michelob ultra.

>>57438497
Let me speculate: None of the money will go to anybody building anything in Texas.

>>57438607
Heineken tonight my friend

i hate women

>>57438581
Interestingly, even at only 2 instead of 3x, the ProShares USD beat the Direxion SOXL at various time zooms. I would be surprised if SHNY outperforms UGL by a full 10% but even if they do they are still gay.

>>57436616
I'm on the same mission as you. What else are you looking at?

Biggest scam in the pizza racket; Pizzahut "personal" size. Least here; $5.28 for a personal size. The thing is the same size as a red baron single deep dish you get at KR. Actually the red baron is the better deal; least then you get two pizza's for the money. Or step it up to $6.35 and get a large L.C pizza.

>>57438537
well the premium is going to disappear first thing monday morning, premarket, on the iran news. so there's that.

>>57438631
Yeah, drawdowns or even just crabby chop can wreak hell on a 3x leveraged position more than a 2x one. But something tells me that won't apply to gold in a year where Powell cuts rates.

>futures

>>57438657
I figured the volatility decay was the primary factor there.

>futures

Holy FUCK
NATGAS
>NATGAS
NATGAS

little bit of volatility and the jews are piling in to stop it

WTFWT

What do you boys think?

Company website looks like shit (https://www.gigacloudtech.com/)) and I think this is just a large scam, but they somehow make money and have great fundamentals. WSB lost hella money on it during IPO, and now they STFU all of a sudden.

>>57438635
Lol, I just watched a bunch of finance movies in the past 24 hours and currently watching the John Moulton documentary. I've read Minervini's books a long time ago, and I like his ideas very much, but I never bothered to actually implement any of his ideas into my "investing". I also learned about CANSLIM, but I don't have an intuitive understading of it yet. There is this webapp developed by some reddit anon to screen stocks using these techniques: http://www.canslimscreener.com/

I just lucked out with my portfolio being AAPL, MSFT, NVDA and now I wanna gamble a little.

OIL
>OIL
OIL
tho

>>57438672
What about it? When are you excitable fuckers going to start posting source material and stop eMoTinG?

>>57438674
if it weren't for the Jews' meddling in the stock market, we'd be billionaires

>>57438395
Already priced in. It can only go down.

>>57438682
All you have to do is look at the fuckin futures yourself NIGGER

ATTENTION POOJEET TIER IDEA

do you believe india could be a potentially good investment region?
they do seem to follow the growth of china but without chinese dictatorship

ok, it's over. for real this time

>>57438689
scam culture thrives everywhere barter culture does
there is something fundamentally erroneous with how most of the world does business that is self defeating in nature
a lack of trust if you will

Weird, /NG in thinkorswim is gapped way the fuck down but not at Trading Economics.

>>57438680
>now I wanna gamble a little
Okay. But some good solid semiconductor stocks and gamble who's going to get the windfall from the CHIPS act come March. My picks are AVGO and KlAC, thought AMAT has been suggested and I'd throw money at it if I had any left over.

>>57438688
>look at the fuckin futures yourself
Not him but I don't think so. I rely upon webm posters to tell me how the futures are going. Such is essehmgee tradition.

>>57438689
Yes, and so are the Caribbean. You got companies you like there?

I like real estate in the carribean.

>>57438689
No. They combine Russian-style corruption with Arab-style sleaze.

Are the natgas shills going to rope?

>>57438717
The dude in the bikini almost passes. That seems about right for the
>futures

>>57438380
not enough

>>57438713
Did they swap to the March contract? March is down Feb is up.

>>57438723
Not exactly real estate but doesn't CWCO provide water for the Cayman Islands?

>>57438748
That's what I'm figuring, MSN Money has the March one for sure.

>>57438748
Yep, after a few minutes opened up a gap on the right edge of the chart it's showing up.

>>57438723
>You got companies you like there?
not yet i was trying to think of reasons why the region might be shit

>>57438728
thats what i was fearing, the corruption and sleez i think exists in all thirdie countries but maybe their complete disregard for lower caste human live can keep it in potentially profitable levels?

>>57438094
>>57438571
>You have been visited by the frustrated negress of retirement planning

>>57438769
Some sites us opex to determine the front month instead of the futures expiry. It's really dumb. The options for one month really use a different month for the underlying. I wish it wasn't so convoluted.

>>57438715
>AVGO and AMAT
Yea, these are frens! Although I sorta firmly believe only in Broadcom, I don't see a breakthrough for them.

>>57438751
>CWCO
Never heard about this!!! Look at how they survived covid, a truly quiet bay! And they grew! That autistic doctor who bet on the housing market crash in 2008 now invests in water now, he might very well be holding this fucking bag. I gotta look into water more - if there will be a breakthrough, I will be there!

>>57438771
No. Look, I spent years working with poojet and Paki contractors. They all tell you horror stories about the sleaze and corruption, and they laugh. They think it's funny. And then they pay baksheesh to the waiter to get served first, or to go to the head of the line, or whatever if the recipient is a fellow poo. Their culture is fucked.

>>57438775
those were prophecies
even the woman is black
they knew

>>57438390
Well, kinda. But if you make $40,000 a year, it's nearly impossible to save $30,000/year.

Predictions for earnings this week? I'm thinking we get blow out earnings from MSFT and GOOG and we see them both 15-20% higher on Wednesday

>>57438771
>region might be shit
And it is, but fuckers like TATA still manage to round up big bux by the end of the year somehow.

>>57438689
I just put a small amount in the emerging markets asia tracker which has like 20%/30% in india and 30% in china. Tracker hasnt moved a single bit last 9 months

>>57438805
sure why not?

>>57438650
What's L.C?

>>57438351
Wtf? Millei wants to become an OIL baron?

>>57438788
Broadcom still has an A rating from Schwab, and they are notoriously stodgy. For whatever that may be worth. So does KLAC.

>>57438689
Time to short INDA...

Maybe time to rotate into EIDO.

>>57438805
>MSFT and GOOG
Their earnings are projected to be moderately higher, and I have no idea how the market will take that. If they aren't high enough, there'll be a bloodletting. At any event their P/E ratio is still in reasonable territory.

>>57438805
$1400 strike price nvda calls gonna print

>Taylor Swift going to the Superb Owl
Long... PEP? PGNY?

>SPX isn't over 4900
It truly is over holy shit

My financial advisor said I have to pay my 5 years of back taxes to the IRS ($80k) before I can renounce citizenship. I called her a nigger and hung up

>>57438853
Looks like Angel Young

>>57438861
Based, fuck taxes and fuck niggers

>>57438820
state ownership will be phased out. nothing will be done suddenly.

>NATURAL GASSES

something is up
the futes are still bouncing around
we might wake up tomorrow to a financial apocalypse

>>57438883
it's only down 3 cents/10,000 MMBtu. calm down bro

>>57438888
uhhh checked?

>>57438888
>inb4 another crab day

>>57438891
>calm down bro

>>57438883
chart looks like a shitcoin

What would happen based on the interest rate decision? Would any rate cut mean that TLT would start to take off?

>>57438907
we will pump to new ATH regardless of the decision

>>57438907
there won't be any rate cuts anytime soon

>>57438907
FOMC isn't going to change anything (https://www.cmegroup.com/markets/interest-rates/cme-fedwatch-tool.html))

The QRA tomorrow however...

>>57438888
>digits
unfortunately nothing ever happens

>>57438906
Biden really fucked us by blocking the LNG terminal. We need to export more USA and CA gas into EU & ASIA to bring global prices to an equilibrium. Now in Asia gas is 7$ in USA/CA it's 2$.

>>57438805
Always bet on MSFT

Total Semiconductor Death

Bury was right.

>>57438882
For now it will continue the way of pbr, but I am sure it would be worth even more privatized right?

>>57438929
Wednesday is going to be crazy. Blow out earnings from GOOG, MSFT, AMD, SBUX on Tuesday evening and then incredible earnings from BA, MA, TMO on Wednesday morning. S&P 500 could see 5%+ on Wednesday

>>57438928
Election year madness, I expect this trend to continue.

>>57438922
The QRA?

>>57438959
From your lips to gods ear

Oil UP, futures DOWN, that's the way we like to CLOWN (the Fed)

>>57438922
>AGI like in the movies is coming and he's worrying about the QRA

>>57438786
Yeah, it makes the various monitoring locations incongruent and some of them difficult to see accurate long term flows on.

>>57438883
>he doesn't know that the ETFs were already rolled
Either way, the OIL would have kept things in nice balance.

>>57438976
That's still years away.

>>57438971
Not to be confused with the QRD.

>>57438971
Quiet Redeemers Assassination

>>57438928
You know what takes its place though, don't you?

BEAUTIFUL
CLEAN
COAL

>This post sponsored by BTU, ARCH, and CEIX

>>57437875
Remember when this guy kept saying buy calls last year and then SPY crashed from $460 to $409?

wow. the sp500 is going to 5000

>>57439011
>That's still years away.
Zuck announced on a livestream a few days ago that it's coming soon. Once AI is able to teach itself it'll become conscious within seconds. That historic moment could come at any time. LLMs are already partially conscious, they just need to learn about the human brain and how it works. Check back in two weeks and see if you still think it's "years away"

>>57438928
indian gassy chads rise up

>>57439039

>>57438907
Bonds have an inverse relationship to interest rates. Long term bonds are more effected. But you'll make more buying growth and tech stocks if rates are cut.

>>57439029
futures say no

>>57438959
You exuberant bullish sentiment always cracks me the fuck. Never change Bezos Wagiemaster poster.

>>57436418
>>57439091
>>57439091
https://boards.4chan.org/biz/thread/5743909157439091
>>57439091

>>57439024
time in the market beats timing the market, lol

judging by performance so far, NANC is beating KRUZ... does this mean that democrats are better than republicans at economic growth? is there a reason to pick KRUZ over NANC?

Cloud is going to be strong, anon. AMA.

>>57438658

I CAN FAP TO THIS

>>57439919
Give me a good stock tip.