/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>57432123
>whats stopping you?
me
I always stop me from doing anything that requires effort

>>57432188
Low effort chads rise up

shazam
klazam
clam
ham
jam
ram
senpai

>>57432264
Fucking kek

shieeeeeeeeeeeit

>>57432123
That's nothing. I've claimed a bunch of unclaimed keys from here
https://keys.lol/bitcoin/904625697166532776746648320380374280100293470930272690489102837043110636675

>>57432264

>>57432123
>whats stopping you?
Potential legal actions. What are the repercussions? Crack a big wallet, dump it, then what? Caught?

>>57432345
I'm not clicking that my nigga

>>57432367
shazam

>>57432214
Nah, too much effort

>>57433353
>newfags don't know about keys.lol

>>57432123
Someone will build an quantum algo and empty half the wallets in the cryptosphere

>>57432123
He guessed 2 empty wallets? I’ve guessed hundreds of empty wallets
I’ve even guessed keys not seed phrases to wallets that have transaction history. But if I guessed simple number keys like 0x0000000000000001 type shit, then other people have guessed it too
If you move money into the wallets they have code that immediately sends it to another wallet

Some of you guys act like you’ve never played around with these things

You can guess keys and then check millions of derivative wallets at once

>>57432123
Any valid seed phrase corresponds to a certain private key.
However most likely that key was never used and thu empty.

nu/biz/ is so dumb i honestly can't tell if this is an ironic/bait thread or serious

>>57432264
>senpai
based mongol waiving threadplate

>>57434200
>That image
Oh no no no.... hahaha
But also
>I lost ~$9000
>There isn't a day that goes by that I don't think about it
I cannot imagine being that poor.

>>57432123

I can't find the bitcoin login page

>>57432367
there are more bitcoin private keys than atoms in universe

you will not find anything kek dont worry

I claimed some btc in the past

>>57434088
>He guessed 2 empty wallets? I’ve guessed hundreds of empty wallets
that'sthewholepointofthisthread.jpg

>>57434200
>>57434276
Also
>conned into giving away her life savings
>life savings
>£9000
kek, guaranteed she spends a shit load on unnecessary purchases

question, what generates the word keys if they are pre determined?

>>57434380
no there arent lol. stars, maybe? atoms, no

>>57434887
Every inch of cock your mother has taken generates 1 seed phrase. That's why satoshi called it seed. Because your mother is a whore

>>57432123
ITT: newfags discover how wallet generation on blockchain works.
The absolute state

>The wallets was empty
If you've ever talked with black "crypto traders" you'll recognize the pattern here. Holy fuck they're annoying.

So even 4channel /bus/ has clickbait now? Hell in a handbasket

>>57432123
imagine the universe in all its grandness. now imagine each atom represents a wallet. the atoms in anywhere on earth represent wallets that contain bitcoin, the rest do not.

as an atom inspector, i will teleport you to random places in the universe, the first atom you find you can inspect and see if it contains bitcoin. this should be quite easy as atoms are everywhere :)

>>57434870
It doesn't say life savings, but either way, she's a woman, they're incapable of managing money

>>57432264
Is this supposed to be funny? Le random funny words?

Real talk, what would happen if the biggest miners, post next halving, dedicated all their computing power to that?

>>57432345
uhhh. wait is this site real?

>>57433986

>>57436957

>>57434915
it's actually close

>approximate number of atoms:
~10^82

>2^256 on base 10:
~10^77

>>57438877

>>57434380
...but the chance is not 0%
Just like the lottery, sometimes everyone says you won't get anything but there's always a winner.

would be funny if someone wanted to generate a new wallet and accidentally stumbled across a single-sig exchange hot wallet hehehehehehe

>>57434434
Key Word is empty you dimbfuck
No one cares about empty wallets
It’s impossible to guess one with money

>>57438900
>...but the chance is not 0%
it's 0%
1/10^77 == 0

>>57438900
You're a massive fucking retard

>>57438900
Anon, finding a non-empty wallet would be equivalent to winning the powerball lottery 9 times in a row.

>>57432123
i do better. i claim unlock ETH

What the hell is a seed phrase anyway?
I don't have a wallet.
Is it just a stupid meme to get you to choose a guessable sentence instead of a random password of 24 characters of letters and symbols?
Like instead of "h7;wh3(×b39')%??" Your phrase is "niggers tongue my ansus"? Doesn't seem very smart.

The last word of a seed phrase has to match the rest of the phrase, its like a feature to make sure you didn't typo. But you can randomly guess it two, I think its like 1/8 chance or something, I forget. Of course there is a 99.999999999...% change its just a new, unused wallet.

>>57438893
That doesn't seem right. After playing idle games my whole life, that seems like a very countable number of atoms.
Now if you had told me there's that many in one star then I would have believed it.

>>57432345
>they have scraping protection now
kek

>>57439668
show me your math then
I don't think you understand the size of 10^80

>>57432345
Faggot, its the last site with fake transactions. Stop promoting your dogshit website

>>57439806
Yeah, some uni students found at least 1 btc. At the time wasn’t cost effective.

you can’t take my SubPlebbit

>>57442254
kek
/biz/ is my favorite subchan

How to manifest seed phrase with real bitcoin?

>>57432123
>the wallet was empty
OH GEEZ WHAT A SURPRISE

tech illiterates dont even know what wallets are anymore, all seed phrases are wallets. its just the random seed used to generate the cryptographic keys

I was just surfing the blockchain hoping to find a juicy wallet but instead I made an incredible discovery you won't believe, indeed my friend I found a nigger on the blockchain

I was surfing the blockchain hoping to find a juicy wallet but instead I found a nigger on the blockchain

>>57434200
It's still amazing, the number of normies who decide they want to 'get into' crypto and respond to these ads, though. I've had to warn several, usually older people about them. The idea of taking responsibility for their own keys is completely alien to them and their default action is to defer to what they see as experts or professionals. Easy prey, really.

>>57432123
>whats stopping you?
human lifespan

>>57438625
Thats not what based means, you have nigger tier IQ. Get off the site nigga and back to chinktok

>>57442709
Someone asked me about this 'crypto course' recently. Look at the fucking state of it - $1k to $15k to be taught how to buy tokens from an exchange and keep them on a HW. Whoop de do what a bargain
https://londonreal.samcart.com/products/crypto--defi-academy-standard
The guy fronting the course, Brian Rose is actually a good (non-crypto) journalist but he's using his reputation to get customers for this shit.

MY LINK IS GONE

>>57436957
>>57438819
No, it's not real. Try finding your private key with it, it will be empty within seconds.

>>57438877
>2^256
Bitcoin private key entropy (ECDSA secp256k1) is only 2^128 (127.8 if you're picrel) so you're off by 39 orders of magnitude.