/biz/ - Business & Finance

Is the stock market a scam?

>>57430735
I see what you're saying... I think the bonkers P/E ratio is a worry... but it's hard for me to imagine them having any real pullback on price. Maybe to the 160s, but if NVDA taught me anything about semis last year... I only see up long term.

Dear brothers and sisters, I sincerely congratulate you with the resurrection of our Lord Jesus Christ.

When trading options, do you actually have to buy the stocks when exercised if you want to profit? How do people get the cash for it if its a big amount?

>>57430800
Most of the time you just sell the contract when you're done with it, and collect the difference on premium. If you do hold and choose to exercise, then yes, you purchase the stock at the strike price designated.

Some brokerages allow a cashless exercise where they will buy the stock at the SP, and sell it at the current market value for you (and a fee).

Most of the time you just sell the contract for (hopefully) an increased premium.

>>57430721
I don't know what I want
I'm 28, broke, girls have no interest in me anymore and I'm an alcoholic. The stock market is just another distraction for me. I gave up long ago

URANIUM

BECAUSE I LOVE ENERGY DENSITY

>>57430742
Last 4 digits are what NVDA will peak at this year

>>57430809
are the fees high?

>>57430766
Nah, a scam you literally can't win. Active trading is just stacked against the average normie (i.e. you) because they lack intelligence and emotional control.

>>57430766
A scheme to be more accurate.

>>57430779
based. I will be attending Latin mass at my FSSP parish tomorrow morning with my wife and 3 sons. Pax Christi, anon.

>>57430816
It's ogre. The party's ended and we're crashing back to $50/lb.

>>57430816
didnt think i was gonna open this thread and immediately need to nut but this is what were working with

>>57430838
I don't know. Call your broker or contact help on your trading platform, they will let you know. I only considered a cashless exercise once, and it was during a bonkers Tesla bullrun. I ended up just selling the contract.

You seem new at this. I would advise you to do the same.

I went short last year . I got only $1000 left from my initial $7000 ..how should i cope? can i still recover from this?

>>57430816
>sex-havers try to convince me that placing my nose directly on her asshole and inhaling deeply will somehow be an unpleasant experience

>>57430880
its over
invest long term go back to work

>>57430880
Go down to your nearest body of water and skip a rock. Odd number of skips equals puts, even calls. On market open, buy 1%otm in the direction decided by the rock skips. Even if you lose, you still went and skipped rocks which is fun.

has anyone ever called his guy on his bullshit

>>57430907
He's insane at this point.

>>57430845
>intelligence and emotional control
*awareness and knowledge of NATGAS AND OIL

>>57430907
>>57430948
He's going to do the unthinkable!

>>57430901
Dis nigga turning to omen investing

>>57430766
It's where you go to sell information. If you don't have information to sell then you won't make money.

>>57430956

>>57430901
I've been doing 1% ITM instead.
When you're wrong you (usually) still get to keep some of the principle, when you're right you get way more leverage.

>>57430816
Uh that’s not Mai

>>57429175
Done it, it´s nothing special, but it was good exercise. I need to do this more often.

Got a bunch of food and household items at Walmart today, for a fairly inexpensive price. Walmart is so based. Lucky to have it.

>Biden just shut off Europe's last remaining source of natural gas to own the MAGAs
BOILfags, I kneel

>>57430984
Walmart is way overpriced.

>>57430766
no

>>57430992
I don't know anon, I bought enough groceries )for a week and a half to two weeks) and some odds and ends and it was only $230.

Maybe there's cheaper places but I'm grateful to be able to afford food and live in a place where I'm offered abundance. Truly one of the 'safest' times to be alive in human history.

>>57430985
>shut off
No, all this does is put a *pause* on permits for *new* operations. There are already plenty of LNG export operations in place. In fact, the more facilities there are the more demand is created because they buy dry gas to convert into liquid and sell. At any rate, it doesn't matter much at all to the trader because the beauty of NATGAS is the width of regular short term ranges which adjust to whatever the average is for any given longer timeframe.

>>57431032
I spend $30 a week on groceries at Aldi. Maybe you're buying for a family but that's still a lot.

>>57431041
It's me and my girlfriend (not fat btw)

>$30

Wtf are you even eating?

>>57431063
Cheese,peanuts, whatever fruit is cheapest, hotdogs, sliced sandwich meat, and bread that I bake myself.
I used to get icecream and chicken nuggets but that would blow my budget these days.

>>57430985

>>57431063
>living with a woman who isn't your wife
>having a "girlfriend"
gay

Is it just me, but getting laid after a while is something different? When you have sex quite regularly with the same girl at some point starts feeling like your hand. But when you go after a few weeks or a couple of months your entire body and your mind is in a state of relief like pic related.

there's something very metaphorical, allegorical, about tomorrow's nfc championship matchup between the san francisco 49ers and the detroit lions. the phrasing alone evokes the situation, "san francisco 49ers," a name synonymous with glory, success, and perennial achievement, and then you have "detroit lions," a punchline, an insult, a label no one wants placed upon them. indeed detroit's dejected, underdog baggage has attracted to it the hopes of america's working class like a corpse attracts flies. as such, i expect every aristocratic /biz/raeli to support the san francisco side, and cheer as the versatility and wisdom of capital overmasters the brutish enthusiasm of labor.

>>57431107
Stop masturbating.
and fornicating

>>57431107
It's like the talking heads song: "into the water."

>>57431036
It's going to place even more strain on the imploding yuro industrial base, thanks to their already high emergy prices. That's another Biden win!

>>57431109
Is there any actual connection between sports and finance? I've never paid any attention to any of it.

>>57431138
They're both controlled by Jews.

>>57431148
Heh.
>>57431137
Good, I'm going to slurp BASF until the Germans elect Hitler 2.0.

>>57431138
greatness often translates from one arena to another.

>>57431124
once in a lifetime?

>>57431116
not doing either is bad for you, both physically and mentally

>>57431073
I guess. I'm really not budget shopping, and buy a fair bit in bulk (I freeze sandwich meat, live rurally).I don't know, I just don't see how a package of 8 bone in pork chops for $5 is gonna get any cheaper. I assume you're really not buying much protein?

Anyways if you get it how you get it, good luck. It works for me and I'm grateful to be fed.
>>57431106
no u

I've never had sex. What tickers should I buy on Monday?

>>57431109
i took the detroit money line. SF 49ers seem to underperform when they go against good teams. baltimore ravens stomped them, greenbay should have beat them had their kicker not missed to go up by 7 and kick leaving purdy to mount a touchdown drive from his 20 being down a touchdown. 49ers should not be in the NFC championship but missed kicks are opportunities. KC won off a missed kick from a similar range.

>>57431177
Buy ITM weekly UPRO calls.

>>57431177
Buy HII and start rooting for the Houthis to nail one of our ships.

Or, uh, increased defense spending. No ship has to get *sunk*. It just helps.

>>57431166
>not doing either is bad for you, both physically and mentally
Jewish lies.

>>57430766
>>57430800
>>57430888
>>57431166
>>57431177
Blessed digits in this thread. AMD will pop to 197 by Wednesday morning for sure.

>>57431109
>and cheer as the versatility and wisdom of capital overmasters the brutish enthusiasm of labor.
Based

>>57431177
AMP

>>57431175
I think during the 6 months I was unemployed I trimmed way back on spending for things I didn't need and now I don't really have a good reason to go back to how I used to spend.

>>57431207
*AMPY

I just drank an imperial fuckton of beer, how will this impact the earnings reports next week?

>>57431228
Why?

>>57431063
He's bullshitting. The $30 is when he doesn't have to buy any infrequently purchased staples like olive oil or butter etc. In reality he will be closer to $50-60 if he is extremely frugal. Don't believe people on the internet.

>>57430852
>3 sons
Oh man youre the luckiest man

There’s like 0% your family line dies with you now, good shit

And none of your kids will be getting fucked by men (hopefully)

>>57431137
Nah, XOM already has permits for Golden Pass that's opening 2025.

>>57431196
Ever had runner´s high? It´s kind of like that, but your balls are also empty.

>>57430821
I bet you're a bit disappointed, anon.

>>57431237
>Amplify Energy Corp. is an independent oil and natural gas company, which engages in the acquisition, development, exploration, and production of oil and natural gas properties. It focuses on operations in Oklahoma, the Rockies, offshore Southern California, East Texas and North Louisiana, and Eagle Ford. The company was founded in 2011 and is headquartered in Houston, TX.

>>57431184
Just looked at that Mag7 plus Berkshire Hathaway and JPM. Leveraged too... not bad not bad, could probably get some good meat during a bull market.

>>57431364
Nigga, UPRO is triple levered SPY.

https://etfdb.com/etf/UPRO/#etf-ticker-profile
https://etfdb.com/themes/leveraged-3x-etfs/

>>57431364
>Berkshire Hathaway and JPM
I know berkshire somewhat, they have half their value in apple, but what are JPM´s main assets?

Damn every company on SOXL holding list set to get billions

How we feelin soxl bros?

>>57431401
Fuck me I'm an idiot, that was their top holdings in the pdf I read... which... is SPY.

I mean gotta be a pretty safe bet to buy some 80 Delta options on something like that? Especially with (hopefully) good earnings coming up this week for the big boys?

>>57431420
would be nice...im 30k in the hole on soxl atm.

>>57431420
I just bought some SOXL Friday to go with my NATGAS, OIL, URANIUM and GOLD.

>>57431420
I'm feeling like AMD is gonna run like the wind and I'm fucking here for it

Anybody still bagholding SKYT? I had 5k worth of them earlier this year but dumped em

Um.... Stocks.

>convoy filled with retired cops and vets heading to "shed light" on the border situation on monday
uhh...guys???

>>57431420
why are they giving them even more money?

>>57431568
They'll stand around and wave MAGA flags and shit and get nothing useful done. Think about the people who showed up to Jan 6th, that's who will be in this.

>>57431109
>san francisco
>glory success
>detroit
>corpse

listen here techboy. If it weren't for the internal combustion engine your ass would be grateful for work at the textile mill. America was built in places like detroit. California bitchboys will never understand things like that old guy living in the abandoned packard plant. Lions will stomp 9er trash.

>>57431658
This, plus SF is the capital of FAGGOTRY.

>>57431420
>Damn every company on SOXL holding list set to get billions
Sauce. The CHIPS Act hasn't kicked in yet, probably because they want the chief beneficiaries to bend the knee on how many trannie illegals they hire.

>>57431557
So true I love XOM

>>57431403
I wouldn't be too surprised if it were just more Apple.

Anyone like Dorian LPG at this point? They've benefited enormously from the land war in central Europe, but I'm unsure as to how long they can keep gaining before driving off a cliff.

>>57431568
If Texas secedes what happens to the treasury market? Would that push yields up?
I'd have a bad time but with the BTFP ending that could be a disaster.

>>57431735
>If Texas secedes
Give me a fucking break.

If I want to buy one (1) share of stock each week should I just ~ $500 into SPY?

>>57431709
Google 'Folsom Street Fair' to see what your town will look like within the decade.

>>57431747
Try socking it away in a nice stodgy mutual fund.

>>57431754
hey, I am on a list because I browse here the fuck are you doing to me I have a rep with my fed observer to maintain deletedeletedelete AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>57431598
The holocaust

>>57431762
I already have enough of those in my Roth

>>57431735
It wouldn't be Texas. It'd be half the goddamn nation.

>>57431792
Ah so desu. Then try KLAC. They have 60% global market share in QA manufacturing equipment for the semiconductor industry, which is like 10% of the total. Cash flow is great and their P/E is very reasonable, and with the move towards reshoring, *eventually* new fabs will start popping up all over the place.

>OIL

>>57431734
I remember running some numbers a couple months back - unfortunately at the end of its rally. ~$40 is basically fair price. Might get a little boost from Houthis Houthi'ing that tanker yesterday but the same goes for every shipping play.

>>57431754
>Google
I use BING, nigger.

>>57431803
Reality check: Hot Wheels isn't doing anything about the illegals in San Antonio: they already practically run the joint. Nor are any of those states trying to establish a chain of custody to get illegals off their turf. Nor are they filing suit for breach of, oh I don't know, Article 4 to almost every immigration law we have on the books. This is all a bunch of fucking grandstanding. If it proceeds to arrests and gunfire and Mayorkas hanging from his heels on Telegraph Avenue I will be happy as hell, but until then? It's all more bullshit.

>>57431747
If you're disciplined and plan to hold for 10+ years? SSO. But careful, leverage fucks you if we Nikkei-mode or you bitch out during a crash.

>>57431815
That's kinda my read, unfortunately. Think I'll sling what cash I have into McKesson instead. Over the past five years they just keep creeping upwards, and their financials are healthy.

>>57431735
They will just defy the administration for the year. Biden cant do shit since like 80% of the nation is against him at this point.

>>57431754
Now I am not in a good mood.

>>57431833
Yeah, make a big fucking macho display of defending *part* of the border while doing jack shit about the illegals already inside. Oh, and helping the Feds to bus them all over the country, as though the rape and murder of the Republic were a nice bipartisan game the whole family can play.

Fuck Hot Wheels. I hope he gets run over by a delivery truck driven by a drunk Mexican.

>>57431822
Yeah hopefully everyone gets real chill and we get Trump back in office for Operation Wetback 2.0. Just saying in the <5% chance situation it pops off, Hot Wheels wouldn't stand alone.

OK, he wouldn't stand at all. But you get what I mean.

>>57431822
It's probably for the better. This will kill the country and it needs to die.

>>57431847
>>57431822
You have to stop the bleeding before addressing the other issues, but he will.

>>57431848
I am going to be honest. I read this and thought it was a baggie post

>>57431848
Obama deported more illegals than Trump did. If you look closely he really didn't execute on his ideas well.

>>57431863
Baggie is probably joining those protesters driving down there, armed to the teeth.

>>57431866
Stop with the bullshit. Stop it. The motherfucker went to the Mexican embassy and told gleeful crowds of illegals how to get free medical care. Just shut the mother fuck up with the gaslighting. It's getting old.

>>57431866
That's because the beaners stopped even trying, dipshit. And that's in addition to the Jew accounting Obama did where "telling a sob story lie to a judge" got counted the same as "sent back to Mexico".

>>57431848
>OK, he wouldn't stand at all. But you get what I mean.
kek

>>57431747
i do this but i just buy AAPL atm because i still don't know how to evaluate companies. in 10 years AAPL will outperform the S&P or at least match it. so i don't mind DCA until I find better opportunities. I think if you really want good returns it is better to save it in a HYA savings account until you find a good bargain or the market does a huge overall downturn. at that point buying a good company for cheap shares is probably going to give you pretty good outperformance. also don't overly diversify find a couple good companies and stick with them.

I was over at my dads house the other day helping with some household chores. He lives in a very rural area of a very red state. At the end of the day we went to one of the nearby country bars. It’s the kind of place that farmers, truckers, legit cowboy boot wearers and the working class go to unwind with a cold one.

President Biden was on the TV and the local gun store owner said to his auto mechanic (friends since high school),

“You know what? He ain’t so bad. The economy is recovering, nobody’s rioting, and we’re standing up on the world stage again. Can’t believe I’m saying this but Ol’ Scranton Joe’s got my vote this year.”

I looked around and all I saw were heads nodding in agreement. I heard a few calls of “Yes sir” and “Damn Straight” from the men around me. Even saw the lonely ball cap wearing farmer in the corner raise his drink with a nod.

>YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

https://youtu.be/l9jX1KAKp78?t=340

>>57431935
Old copypasta is old. Also fake as fuck.

>>57430810
>be anon, 5
>neighbor girl is annoying and you don't know why she keeps bugging you when you're trying to set ants on fire
>be anon, 10
>girl in your class keeps bullying you for NO REASON, somehow knows where you live (why?)
>be anon, 14
>girl asks you to dance in the middle school dance but you turn her down
>be anon, 18
>some girl follows you back from classes at university talking with you, you complement her on her accent while noting she looks kind of like your mom if your mom had huge tits before going back to your dorm and jerking off
>be anon, 26
>your dreams of teaching in japan are smashed by reality, just as your brother smashes your car to bits while on drugs because your mom gave him the keys because it was technically 'her' car even though it was a gift from your grandfather, all she did was the paperwork
>be anon
>give up

What's the best strategy to get back into SPY? Wait for a test of the 200ma, go in with 50% then look at the reaction? There's no way i'm buying the market at this price.

why do I only have 1 share to sell when, in reality, I own more than 2?

>>57432002
You could write UPRO puts.

>>57431722
it is an excellent company

>>57431848
Market's gotta dump hard first. Then we go to 10k on the S and P.

The market is going to get RAPED come Monday

>>57432007
https://www.schwab.com/learn/story/stock-settlement-why-you-need-to-understand-t2-timeline

>>57432014
thats a good stock buy? might buy some on wednesday

>>57432058
this is not a t+2 issue.

It's
>own 2 stocks
>want to sell them
>I have 1 available to sell

I will be buying more Tupperware this week. I suggest you do too

>>57432119
I just wash and reuse the containers from Chinese food

>>57432119
I used Rubbermaid, ticker NWL.

>>57432087
An excellent choice, anon. Watch to see if it dips under $100 again and load up there especially.

>>57432111
Your broker should have a tooltip or something explaining what's going on. Or maybe you don't actually own what you think you own (e.g. you own 2 GOOGL, you typo'd the ticker, and your cash balance limits you to (short) selling 1 GOOG)

>>57432007
Do you have an order that is open on the other share(s)? This may be a reason why it's not letting you sell what you want...

>>57432119
Sorry, I use glassware from Anchor Hocking.

>>57432161
I think it's because I have a cash account as opposed to a margin

>>57432173
>CLS
>SMCI
Monday after hours is gonna rule

SIGA's new CEO is former global president of Pfizer... is she going to sell the company to Pfizer?

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>>57432183
Yeah, then you're running into T+2 rules. Technically unsettled shares that you sell require margin.

>Buy share A on Monday (with settled cash)
>Sell it Tuesday (generates unsettled cash)
>Buy share B on Tuesday (technically a margin loan since your cash is unsettled, but brokers will look the other way occasionally)
>Cannot sell share B on Wednesday, gotta wait for cash to settle

>>57432173
Lol this is gonna be bad

>>57432206
Didn't help the stock price any. Maybe you get a buyout pop to 6 but maybe not, because its fundamentals are steady and boring.

Every gap must fill. simple as.

>>57432173
>SBUX on Tuesday
and on trip stars day too!

>>57432173
>Teradyne didn't even make the chart.
My puts are going to print. Also long CP

>>57432249
Unfortunately you can't stay liquid long enough for that to fill.

>>57432034
>The market is going to get RAPED come Monday
Why?

>>57432244
Fundamentals look strong. Q4 revenues will be around $110mil. That puts EPS at 1.5. P/E of 10, SIGA will be worth $15 after the next earnings report

16 minutes to movie night! Tonite’s feature is Death in Venice (1971)!

>>57431992
Cease this psychological attack at once

>>57430838
Klaus and the gang are charging $0.65 per contract on the buy and another $0.65 on the sale

>>57432249
Wait until NVDA hits $1000

>>57431817
>I use BING
>Calling others nigger
ISHYGDDT

>>57432288
Anon, that's because they live and die off those annual contracts renewing the smallpox treatment stockpile. They don't actually earn $110m/quarter.

And please delete your hideous webm.

>>57432252
>Also long CP
Rail traffic picking up on account of Panama Canal disruptions?

>>57432281
This week is an inflection point

>>57432333
For what? Stop pretending everyone is a member of your sekrit fucking club.

>>57432249
I lost like $20k on that gap. I sold a way OTM call credit spread that I thought would be safe but I got giga heemed. Good times

>>57432349
see>>57432173

Earnings releases is a time for up lines to turn into down lines and down lines to turn into up lines

>>57432333
Why? Any data dropping? Is there an fomc? I love fomc days/weeks. I havent paid any attention to the last couple though. It was more fun when Daddy Jerome was putting the squeeze on the goys with rate hikes every month

>>57432333
>>57432349
It's the QRA Monday. Earnings are meaningless. FOMC baked in.

We don't know what the fuck Janet's gonna do with the QRA.

>>57431460
Bought in at $77/80 or so? What happened in the market to bring it down to $20?

Movie night movie night, get in here! Tonite’s feature is Death in Venice (1971)!

>>57432320
I know SIGA's revenue is mostly from the stockpile contract and they don't get orders quarterly but even looking annually, the current share price reflects a P/E of 3.3. That's massively undervalued, the P/E was 15.9 and 8 the previous two years

FUCK SOXL
I'm selling mine MOONDAY and buying USD instead. I should have know you NIGGERS would be shilling inferior products.

>>57432383
We need more people for this.

>>57432383

TSLA:
>Current vehicle offerings
>Cybertruck
>Semitrucks
>Supercharging stations
>Tesla Energy
>Tesla services
>New vehicle with a less than $30,000 price point
>Full Self Driving breakthroughs which will inevitably lead to robotaxis and revolutionize commuting entirely and the A.I. developments associated with it will absolutely come into play elsewhere
That's all the stuff that either exists or will with nearly 100% certainty exist just based on what exists currently and the trajectory things are on. The more pie in the sky stuff like Optimus is also an inevitability in some form, but whether or not TSLA is the one that makes it to the finish line there first is uncertain. The company is a $1 trillion company easily.

Im literally just buying the best long term performing stock that gets rekt on monday

>me actively trading my portfolio

>>57431866
lol no

>>57432368
Rates are not coming down. The economy is doing too well. This is a nothingburger. Screencap this.

>>57432433
KEK

>>57432432
Good on you. What do you have your eye on?

>>57432368
>QRA
Qrd on this? She decides how many bonds/bills/notes to issue? What does the qra do?

>>57432417
That's where movie night's always hosted, you newfag.

>>57432390
Also selling GUSH and buying DIG. ProShares > Direxion. Look at the charts at various zooms. Even at 2 instead of 3x leverage USD beats the fuckin shit out of SOXL. The rumors are true, David Soxl sucks NIGGER DICKS in the darkness of parking decks.

>>57432389
Patents expire. And they only hit those P/E's because of mpox hype.

>>57432489
>That's where movie night's always hosted
I know that's why I never attend

>>57432447
Anon, a good economy means higher yields.

>>57432477
>She decides how many bonds/bills/notes to issue?
Yes

>What does the qra do?
Heems bond baggies.

>>57432511
>Heems bond baggies
How? By increasing supply of bonds?

>>57432122
this nigga microplasticmaxing

>>57432524
Yes, beyond what's expected. And a tilt towards bill issuance would drain the RRP sooner than expected. An empty RRP => Fed panics at a shortage of reserves in the banking system.

Our gigadeficit is giving the economy a sugar high while bleeding out the asset market.

My dick pills showed up today but I haven't sampled them yet. Aside from that I discovered something sexually about myself that I didn't fully understand until now. I saw an AI picture of Taylor swift laying on her stomach looking back at me with a bare buttocks. The average male would automatically get an erection and want to impregnate her, but not me. The first thought in my head was to berry my nose deep between those cheeks and take a good long sniff. Is it possible for a man to enjoy smells more than sex? Im still working this out in my head...

>>57432531
Why would the Fed panic when they can raise rates for overnight repos? Bad theoretical doomer scenario imo.

>>57432577
unpost this faggotry

>>57432577
Only negroes are attracted to asses. Huwhite men favor titties.

>>57432208
based

>>57430852
>>57430852

Very nice. I will as well minus the sons.

So it could possibly be the time to buy sqqq, but knowing how bad news is good news, it more than likely isn’t the time quite yet, but why not just get in now?

>>57432720
A fintwit account tells me he’s only hedging with sqqq. Listening to podcasts on this crap for the past 3 years tells me that the fearmongers are fully justified, but still early on the bear calls. But I’ve got fomo. Someone tell me why I shouldn’t buy 100 shares of sqqq, considering I currently have no position. Pretty please

>>57432735
>tell me why I shouldn’t buy 100 shares of sqqq
NIGGERS AND JEWS
son,
NIGGERS AND JEWS

>>57432772
Tale as old as time

>>57431935
what a chad. lol.

>>57430852
blessed good for you. I already attended Saturday vigil mass

>You vill never own a home
>You are priced out of SPY

>>57432894
not so much priced out of a home as I am priced out of a home near any sort of jobs or not around people of color

>>57431658
sorry i took so long to respond, i just returned from the theater. i don't give internal combustion engines a second thought in my electric car or on my e-bike, other than what an unnecessary nuisance they are.
and i'm sure there's many things lions fans understand that i never will, like huddling around the stove in the flophouse high on crack betting against the pistons - reminiscing about the good times when there was still a newspaper to shove into your clothes for warmth. that is so true. the thought brings my tender soul to tears and i brush it away gently with my plump, velvety fingers. i'm so glad i'm not a detroit loyins fan.

>>57432664
Tits?

>>57432664
Asses?

>>57432720
As soon as you think you're right you'll be Hugh Mungus t. 30 year old broke faggot.

>>57433027
>>57433036
tits and asses are best when they're flat

I lost a lot of money.
I'm a dumb piece of shit.

>>57432418
Right, 4X the value of Toyota.

>>57430985
norway has plenty, retard
infra just needs to be built towards the eastern part for it, otherwise it has to be processed in the western part and road/train-shipped to east
expensive, but not crushing

>>57432915
Appalachia son

>>57431268
7 lbs 80/20 ground beef $21
14 cups rice $3
5 bananas $1.50
3 Broccolli heads $3
4oz butter $2
3 bell peppers $1.50
18 eggs $5
Total $37

>>57431825
>taking the worst 30 years in japanese economic history as a backtest
anon I...

>>57431735
bearish, the US and the USD would no longer be seen as a financial safe haven
>>57431803
>north vs south
we're going full yugoslavia when civil war breaks out. case in point, alaska, hawaii and new hamshire currently have their own secession movements separate from texas.
>hawaii isn't supporting texas though
the moment washington shows weakness native hawaiians will absolutely chimp out, they are livid about the fires and the zuckerburg bunker.
>shrimp girl
her name is osaka

>>57430556
Why do I have the feeling this is also the cialis for testproduction guy? Agmatine also is one of those substances in combination with arginine that is for vasolidation. But less known, and more expensive I think. And Citrullin-Malat took over.

>>57433036
The best part about Dizzy is that her voice actress is a big tittied chink gold digger from Vancouver.

>>57432173
Tuesday and Thursday are gonna GIGA pump the markets up to the moon I bet

>>57432664
That was not really the point, as he still wanted to push his face into "her" ass.

Also the ass vs titties debate is retarded. Yes, it seems like white men prefer tits over asses. But can we really tell it is not forced for the sake of distinctioning themselves from blacks who somewhat clearly prefer asses? Maybe it has to do with the fact that black women regularly have larger asses and not only because of fat, but it seems like because they have larger muscles? We could even go as far as to say, that it maybe even has to do with nonwhites being overwhelmingly lactose intolerant (not towards human breastmilk, but afterwards cowmilk), thus breasts which produce milk are automatically not really an object of desire for them.

All retarded "I'm team XXXX" bullshit. I mean, I see it in US news, fuckin everywhere, Team Biden, Team this and that.

Fuck you, sometimes I prefer tits, sometimes asses. Most important is still the face. And if you are not attracted to an ass, you are not white, but you are actually gay.

Meta is all time high. Explain yourself

>>57433593
Jewish CEO

Bros, the Red Sea and the Texas border shit didn't really do anything for the stock markets. Does nothing ever happen for real? I want a 2008 tier market crash to finally turn a profit for once...

>>57433096
>Flat

Nah, shortstacked oppai lolis are way better

>Saira Malik

She´s kind of cute and she says interesting stuff, where does a dude meet women like this?

>people pushed the fear of a recession forwards, but I think we need to look at the consumer data and unemployment numbers

thinking about $NET

>>57433574
sir this is a thread about the stock market

>>57433734
stock market is closed. This is not my fault. In my opinion it could be open 24/7 or at least 6-7 days a week.

>>57432208
Hell yeah

What do you guys think of Renko charts? I just realized they're actually not bad for charting trends in a security, but they're based on price levels and odd-shaped time periods.

>>57430956
best us president ever

>etoro to be publicaly traded

>>57433733
she's gonna get date raped

>>57433898
it filters out important information and gives false signals, not even the japs use that stupid chart you fucking weeaboo faggot

>>57434032
that reminds me of a dude who did the same taking out from his pocket some chocolat. the girl complained to the class representative and the teachers and everyone was trying to get him expelled, they asked my brother to talk to him because he was the other male in class and he quite literally had to tell them to fuck off. basically you have to treat them like bitches.

>>57434017
easy short

>>57434110
sure but does this mean i should change broker?

>>57434114
i dont see how them going public would make a difference

>>57433612
Everyone's so flush with cash, a 30% "dip" would be immediately slurped up.

Just wish another broker would offer copy portfolio like etoro does.
Dogshit platform to use except for free WSJ and that.
Are there any other brokers actually with nice benefits? I want to close out of degiro but not move all to etoro.

>>57434277
I´ve been considering that, is it really worth the hassle?

i think i had a pretty successful first couple of days of investing
what do you guys think?

>>57434349
>implying people aren't buying Vanguard just for the sake of the "cool" name
>same with iShares
It's crazy, how people got psyoped into buying stocks. But not only buying, but regularly putting money into it like an subscription.

In germany it is called "Sparplan". Which means savingplan. I actually can't comprehend how this is legally acceptable. Don't know if anybody has went to court for this. But just from a competition law and retailprotection law standpoint this goes above my head. I can't understand how this is ok. You are literally buying something, which is the opposite of saving.

>Up 5.2% ytd
>Would be 7-10% or something if i didnt scalp or did forex trading

So making money it as easy as picking some of the 7 magnificent and Berkshire?

>>57432577
>hire the hottest hooker you can find
>make her bend over in front of you
>spread her ass cheeks far apart
>place your nose on the rim of her asshole
>inhale deeply

Congrats, you've now been cured of your fetish

>So much debt. What can men do again such reckless rates?
>>Evade with me. Evade and sue them
>For bankruptcy and profits
>>For Rohan Inc. For your shareholders!
>"The market is opening..."
>"Look to my jet at 5:30 AM next week"
>Yes. Yes. The Phone of H. Hammerhand will ring in the deep, one last time!
>>Let this be the hour when we draw litigation together. Fell collectors awake. Now for insolvency, now for ruin, and the black crash! Forth Eorlingas!

>>57430742
I’m Australian and scared to buy shares that aren’t mineral/resources.

It’s pretty much all of our economy and after seeing how little work the average office worker does I just can’t wrap my head around how other companies make money

>>57434607
Fucking kek
Saved

I exist to please women financially and physically speaking.

>>57434526
Yes, past performance reflects future performance, what went up will keep going up at about the same pace. Buy buy buy, the old top is the new bottom!

I was at a friend's house yesterday and he had mdma there, so I thought I'd give it a try. I only ate a pinch and I still feel terrible.
On the way home I got off the subway because I was scared and walked 5km home.

Anyway, I'm all in Volkswagen

>>57434693

>>57434526
I made 5,3% realized last week shorting this market, even at the worst entry point (DAX, right when it pumped on wednesday). And I will not stop.

uranium

part of me wants to go in on bonds because of a potential crab
but ever since QE it feels sorta pointless
maybe we just buy until real returns go back under zero and then sell the massive bond spike?

Wasn't this posted originally here? I'm pretty sure an Anon joke about it a few weeks ago

>>57434848
It sounds like there's less appetite for QE this time around. The fed is telling banks to fix their shit themselves. It's a little surprising idk if they'll stick to it. They certainly didn't last March.

>>57434869
It was originally a reddit post. Matt Levine wrote about it in his Bloomberg newsletter. I might have posted a screenshot or copypasted from that, but I don't remember for sure. I don't recall anyone posting the question here before I saw it in the newsletter

>>57434905
>The fed is telling banks to fix their shit themselves.

>>57432173
>sofi
>msft
>alphabet
>meta
>amzn
>amd
>aapl
This week unironically will make or break this rally. Ai/ Big Tech will need to perform.

>>57434958
Priced in.

Don't forget to help your family with their investments lads.

>>57434630
Do you think those mining companies don't have office workers?

>>57434917
Yeah yeah but so far they are acting on it. People paying attention are still pissed about SVB, it's why your savings account has no yield despite the high interest rates. They're going to have a tough time getting away with again and they know that.

>>57434630
>after seeing how little work the average office worker does
Most of office work isnt tik tok "day in the life of". Most of them are doing stuff constantly.
>that isnt minerals/resources
you understand the margin on minerals is low while the margin on finished goods is usually higher? thats why most resource rich countries are actually poor.

>China has moved to officially limit short selling.
>Investors who buy shares will not be allowed to lend them out for short selling within an agreed lock-up period, the Shenzhen and Shanghai bourses said on Sunday.
>The measures, which will come into effect from Monday, are designed to “create a fairer market order”, the China Securities Regulatory Commission said. Further limitations on securities lending will be introduced from March 18, the regulator added.
What are the implications of this decision? How will the big tickers move?

>>57435066
They did this last year, it should be priced in now. In theory it will push prices up. I'm not so sure desu. If I were Chinese I'd use a ledger/margin system myself and lend them to my friends privately. Also Americans can still short the ADRs.

>>57435066
china isnt really a free stock trading market. plus i dont know how their shorting rules compared to the us short rules. adding in regulations could make it equal to the us now or worse. but its just commie stuff desu. why would you invest in a stock market in a dictatorship?

>>57435066
So instead of addressing the underlying issues they want to take the classic CCP quick and dirty to save face solution and address a symptom and they'll get maybe 1 green day. Short selling is such a tiny % of volume. Korea tried it to make their politicians look good and it does literally nothing.

Is Palantir worth shit? I remember it being all the rage back then

Another relaxing day. Rainy though. Me and the Wife went to the doctor back in November for usual checkups.They finally sent the bill in yesterday. $4.00 total for both of us. (Aside; health wise we're fine. Hell my grandad lived to be 92 and my aunt, uncle,etc are all in their 60s/70s and still getting round good). Caught up on some hentai manga and had some good sexy fun time with the wife last night. She grabbed my "package". Hey I like it when a girl is blunt about what she wants.

>Micron Technology , Texas Instruments and GlobalFoundries count among other top contenders, WSJ said, citing industry executives.

>The Biden administration is expected to award billions of dollars in subsidies to top semiconductor companies, including Intel and Taiwan Semiconductor Manufacturing Co . (TSMC), in the coming weeks to help build new factories in the United States, The Wall Street Journal reported on Saturday.

So we getting another big semi pump? Anyone here own micron, globalfoundries or TI? any suggestions on it? I dont want to buy intel desu.

>>57434990

>>57435108
Glorified consulting agency. Don't ever invest in consulting. They have to make bespoke products for each client and project (no scalability). Their assets are entirely human talent which can easily evaporate because of better opportunities or simple mismanagement. It is just such a bad business to invest in. Like a tech company or pharma can hire a bunch of smart people to make a good product that they can patent and mass produce. A company like Palantir has to make something new constantly and also constantly market to new businesses and even the same businesses they do contracts with in order to solve new problems or get new projects.

>>57435127
Alright, thanks. It makes sense as to why it has not taken off with the AI craze

>>57435066
>not allowed to bet on one of the two directions the market can go
>fair

>>57432894
>you won't put in the time and effort to learn the ways of NATGAS AND OIL so you can transcend the DJI/SPX/COMP paradigm

>>57435143
>communism
>market
Why are stupid gweilo throwing money at them again?

>>57434693
>friend
>gets you to do drugs
CHOOSE
ONE

>>57435118
How conveniently you left out the 23th August report which is the peak in between the last two arrows on the right.

>>57435012
My parents think Im dumb for it, my brothers still need better results from me to be convinced

>>57432577
Only time a butt hole is sniffable is when she gets out of a chlorinated swimming pool and then showers off with a nicely scented soap. You’re not supposed to be attracted to the smell of poop.

>>57435117
So from what I gathered intel won't fully own the foundry unit. They'll own 51% of it. The rest will be owned by some other outfit. More in likely just as T did with Direct, they'll shove a lot of the debt off on the partner company to deal with. (Everyone claims Direct is it's own thing now; fuck no. T owns 71% of it. The remainder is owned by some other sucker who got a heap of debt tossed in along with it)

>>57435211
It's actually not the poop but the sweat. If you are actually drawn to the hole, you might have some shit fetish. If you are just drawn to the ass, the crack, it's more the sweat. And that smells not like shit.

>>57432577
Slight musky butthole and vagoo are quite pleasant. Like maybe 5h after the shower without taking any dumps afterward.
You're normal, nothing wrong with enjoying a bit of stink

>>57435192
I just made this in paint in 30 seconds anon. My point is saying "priced in" all the time will lead you to miss out on everything.
It's like that dumb idea that you're "priced out" of SP500 or NASDAQ ETFs. The US is basically at its ATH 80% of the time.

What's a good price to buy NVDA?

>>57435127
>Glorified consulting agency. Don't ever invest in consulting
ive held pltr since it went public. im up like 10% now but yeah im about at the end of my patience with it.
>>57435214
that makes sense but i still think intel kind of sucks. gelsinger doesnt strike me as bright and even if he were the entire company just sucks like IBM. Old tech company that cant even tie a shoelace but does something no one else wants to do.

Intcels please...we are trying to talk about butthole sweat.

>>57435276
Should have used AI.

>>57435295
I can respect the hustle of the literal niggerfaggot CEO in successfully duping investors by marketing the company as a tech company rather than a specialized consultant. Anyway, consultant companies are all about the network effect. It's why the 'Big 4' are the Big 4. Everybody there knows somebody and every company has an executive or two who worked for each of them.

>>57435196
Just getting them away from low interest savings accounts and 1%+ annual fee funds has saved them a lot of money without any added risk.

>>57435295
>thinks IBM sucks based on the fact that he doesn't know shit about IBM

>>57435305
Newfags just dont know how it goes on the weekend.
5 days a week is enough to discuss stocks in my opinion

>>57435345
>5 days a week is enough to discuss stocks in my opinion

>>57435369
B A S E D
A
S
E
D

>>57435332
Im not american, my parents think investing in the US or SP500 is investing in the empire of evil. They are content with my countries version of 401k accounts with an annual return of 3-4%.

>>57435394
>Im not american, my parents think investing in the US or SP500 is investing in the empire of evil
Introduce them to CHYNA.

>>57435342
>being proud of like a billion of income on 60 billion revenue
Thats pretty bad. they need to find a way to boost income.

>>57434349
Don't worry you're buying the ATH it will keep going up. Also buy VOO

>>57435474

>>57435394
I think you should remind them which country (allegedly) killed 6 million jews.

new week where i try to make it. I am still down 60%

Is it a buy TQQQ and / or SOXL calls kind of day tomorrow?

Baking.

>>57433473
I'm not pushing cialis. I found out about it a couple weeks ago and it really seems like a miracle substance.

>>57433253
>14 cups rice $3
This nigger buys his rice in CUPS as opposed to lbs and thinks he is saving money.
Loving every Laugh
>4oz butter $2
And he brought a single stick of butter for 2 dollars.

>>57435553
>
https://youtu.be/NeQM1c-XCDc?feature=shared&t=59

I will be financially bored until mid Feb
>bills due on the first
>can't do taxes until investment forms come out
>maturing CDs/bonds on the 16th
>already funded my roth

>>57435788
should have timed it at 4:00

>>57432577
lose some weight you fat piece of shit

>>57433491
I kinda liked her slug model more.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4L4q_3eBN_0

>>57432577
>wasting monies on dick pills
ngmi...

>>57433254
Yes, when you consider current valuations and the trajectory of the US's political and economic systems that's really too optimistic.

Alas it's the closest we have.

no cuts til june

I don't think he's baking

I got next bake

NO CUTS EVEEEER THE CURRENT RATES AREN'T EVEN RESTRICTIVE REEEEEEEE

>>57435782
Its broken down for one weeks worth of food you idiot

>>57435911
Much of what happened in Japan also doesn't apply to us for many reasons.

>>57436021
7lbs of ground beef a week? You should eat less.

>>57436018
MORE HIKES
>MORE HIKES
MORE HIKES
are already planned and the markets were tricked in order to teach the lesson that
YOU
DO
NOT
FIGHT
THE
FUCKING
DAMN
FED
FAGGOT

decided not to bake in order to bring awareness to the anon forcing his girlfriend to eat ground beef and bananas all week

>>57432249

>every gap must fill

There still unfilled gaps from 1929

This isnt true

I dont think the dow is going back to 138 and i dont think zeppelins stock is coming back

Last /smg/ ever

ok fine, I'll bake

>>57436314
please no don't

>>57436346
if I don't, then who will

Baker?

>>57436381
baker

>>57436361
You can do it, I believe in you

Pasta la vista

Umm... Baker?

NEW
>>57436418
NEW
>>57436418
NEW
>>57436418

>>57436420
...that's probably not gonna last, but we'll see