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5742682 No.5742682 [Reply] [Original]

>only sells after 100x

>> No.5742840

>>5742682
>gets to 99x
>sideways for a year
>crashes
>misses out on moon missions
Chad doesnt use deterministic language anon.

>> No.5742894

>>5742682
Quict acting like you’re chad. You’re a fag

>> No.5743237
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5743237

>>5742682
>buys and sells coins based solely on whether or not he likes the name and icon

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5743687

Literally every coin looks like this rn

>> No.5744189
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5744189

>has never seen a whitepaper in his life

>> No.5744410
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5744410

>has never had to pass a mathematics course past 6th grade algebra
>*when shown crypto graph* "yeah bro that's going down it's obvious" and coin plummets to the depths of delhi. if it were mere utterance from his lips that affects each coin or some precognitive ability the effect on we mortals is the same--from the chad comes all fruitful endeavor and virgin buyhigh

>> No.5744863

>It's 9pm
>Stacy is under the table blowing Chad
>Dumbell in one hand , mouse in the other
>He whispers
>"upfiring"
>Just like that the market booms and UFR takes a spot on the top 100
>All of the shitposters instantly seize up and die
>Chad's cock grows 2"
>Stacy can barely mutter out 'Check em"