/biz/ - Business & Finance

How do you not buy INTC after listening to this call? 100 shares @ $45.08

we will crash soon, trust and believe

>>57411027
anime bread, in the trash it g....ok the "Intel is dead" makes up for it

>If we keep talking about Intel everyone will forget about Tesla

If my stocks go up, I profit. If my stocks go down, I slurp. I simply cannot lose.

>>57411050
wtf I just bought this shirt

>>57411027
>he baked

So, American Express bros, how we feeling about earnings tomorrow?

This "civil war" kabuki is all a setup by GEO baggies. I just know it.

Now that the market is closed the average IQ in this thread has risen substantially.

>>57411060
Isn't V currently eating shit? After DFS ate shit?

>>57411027
SO I MADE A BIG MISTAKE, TRY AND SEE IT ONCE MY WAAAAYYYYY AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

AAAAAAAMMMM IIIIIIIIII WROOOOOOONNNNGGGGGGG

>>57411057
Need to get the shorts as well

I'm going to be buying a ton of TSLA if it goes lower than 175 a share. They sold off hard because a bunch of autistic engineers were autistic on a conference call. Their actual numbers weren't bad though and as long as they still operate as a robotics and automation company with a car company attached to it, there is still a good amount of potential there.

>INTC
>SOXL

>>57411102
you know, you could get even more shares if you just wait for it to dump to back to $100

>buy lunch at work today
>€5,90 for some bread
>I do this twice per week
>do this for 40 weeks per year
>€472 per year
What the fuck I go there to earn money not lose it

>>57411078
Good point. It's ogre

>>57411091
Kek INTCels

>>57411107
kek saved

beautiful monthly, please let it close like that. NO SLURPING ALLOWED

>>57411111
check my fucking quints you ultra niggers

>>57411107
>webm
KEK YWNBAW.

Brooks Brothers fucking sucks

>>57411091
HAVE I RUN TOO FAR TO GET HOME?

Line go up forever
also OIL

>>57411111
Its been up for all of 3 minutes kek

>>57411111
>>57411131
Checking.

I will buy TSLA. Again and again. Since 2018 everyone has been screaming at me that Elon is a maniac who will lose all my money. Guess what? Go fuck yourself.

>CTRL + F “AMD/NVDA “
>0
What gives?

>>57411123

>>57411152
NVDA is the bubble. TSLA is the future.

>>57411152
yawn

>>57411152
I found one post when I CTRL + F'd that though.

>>57411152
We INTC now

>finally go long first time in 2 years on AMD
>immediately dumps
Fuck this shit fucking ticker fuck it to hell.

Post your best trading tunes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kqo7am5oq0U

>>57411146
>>57411147
Thank you sirs. Much obliged

Okay so WHEN do I buy TSLA. Tomorrow, or next week.

>>57411199
I do business... Checked.

>>57411113
>>57411142
Unironically "Would" is the song I pull up when I begin getting second thoughts on the stocks in my portfolio

I love a good Krugman headline

>knew to sell today
>didnt
>bought more like a retard
>down 15k sofar
why do I do this shit?

My europoor broker finally added covered call etfs and they're not getting shilled here anymore
It might be the right time to buy now

Intel bros what happened? i saw they beat earnings then i went for a walk.

>>57411237
>

>>57411237

>>57411222
>INTO THE FLOOD AGAIN!
>SAME OLD TRIP IT WAS BAAAAAAACK THEEEEEEEN!
>SO I MADE A BIG MISTAKE!
Checked.

>>57410122
Make that down 5%, hoping it goes to TREEDY FIE

>>57411246
don't know, I only buy puts fren

>>57411260
kek his face, looks like he knows he's just bullshitting and memeing

what a crash we had today huh guys????? only made a thousand bucks today, wew

>>57411212
You don't need to be in a rush to buy it. Unless they have some obscenely low probability catalyst show up, it's not going to suddenly just do a 180 and start soaring up to 200+ instantly. You have time. I don't think this is going to happen >>57411108 unless we get some bad macro conditions, but I also don't think there's anything that's going to make it fly high in a way that won't let you get in before it really takes off, if it takes off.

>>57411254
I don't know what to say to that headline

>futures

>>57411276
Well the author does have a Bachelor of Arts (Comparative Literature & Society) so maybe you're the one that is wrong.

>>57411254

Bobros ... are we you eating good rn?

>>57411308
This author is married to the co-founder of Vox, so she really earned her place as a well respected journalist at The Atlantic.

>>57411289
tomorrow and february will be a blood bath. S&P500 to drop to 3500

>>57411299
She looks like she uses the Jewish tunnels

>>57411322
I actually generally like her writing... and the article has some truth to it, but that headline was not great

>>57411315
Dunno but I feel like people are finally starting to feel the weight of AMD. People probably dumping tomorrow. If it goes down enough I probably will just slurp instead of dump, earnings is Tuesday afterall.

>>57411330
I like her face

>>57411330
>>57411352
Neither is good, wtf are you two smoking

I just bought intc. It has plenty of room to pump

>>57411358
>I just bought intc.
market is closed

>>57411365
>>57411358
CAUGHT RED-HANDED

>>57411322
are you serious?
Why are all Atlantic writers women married to centrist to rightwing European politicians?
Anne Applebaum is the wife of Radosław Sikorski, the Polish foreign minister, for example

>>57411365

>>57411183
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87nJoBSfQ_Q

Are civil wars bullish?

STOP THE COUNT

>>57411392
why have war with China when we can war with Texas?

>futures

Uraniumfags... is it over?

>>57411394
eat more garlic anon it will be fine

>>57411397
Texas has 11 air force bases and 3 army bases

Good luck. 20% of all assets are in texas

>>57411339
Do you really think amd will pump on earnings? Are you pretending not to see the absolute state of intelbaggots? Amdsissies will suffer the same fate

Another day. Another day of green. Another day of "doing nothing" for 8hrs. We got another new hire starting today. Another girl who's easy on the eyes and who seems like she's gonna be nice to work with. Hey I can't help it things seem to work out good for me.

>>57411432
Are you gonna fuck her like we all get fucked by jews?

>>57411432
If you get vince mcmahon'd remember to at least have the decency to poop on her

>>57411373
Vox the gay leftoid magazine, not the Euro political party

>AMD clearly profits off of INTC shitting its pants
>still crashes

>>57411409
If you are also gonna post with Chie you should keep it to OIL/NatGas

>>57411438
>>57411446
Kek well I mean I'm married. Don't get me wrong. She's nice and all and so's the other girl who works in the office so If I wasn't married and so forth yeah I'd totally be open to getting with one or both of them.

>>57411468
I failed you... we should have slurped XOM. Will you ever forgive me? How do I carry one with this burden?

>>57411248
My iwmy is doing pretty well, and qqqy is str8 bussin

Why did Nvidia not give a fuck after hours.

>>57411432
why wbd?

DO I SLURP TESLA?

>>57411468
Sorry. Which u149 do you think is most appropriate for URANIUM instead?

How do I invest in a bright future for my children and my children's children? Financially speaking, of course.

>>57411275
>Unless they have some obscenely low probability catalyst show up, it's not going to suddenly just do a 180 and start soaring up to 200+ instantly
But TSLA rips on no news all the time. It's also down an obscene amount even before the earnings drop. At the very least a DCB to $220 is a very real possibility.

>>57411533
money market and ask again mid-feb, mid-march, oh no I mean all in nvidia $1000 calls at the top

SOXS holders finally eating good tomorrow

>>57411533
mob connections for when your wife wants a divorce

anyone have earnings calendar?

>>57411574
>>57411199

>>57411568
The heeming is already ripping mumus apart and its only just the beginning

>>57411574
business companies with doo doo

https://www.investing.com/earnings-calendar/

> /smg/ bullish on TSLA
>short
> profit
> /smg/ bullish on INTEL
> short again
> profit

kek baggies

>>57411522
Mai unironically, an overlooked hard worker.
>>57411481
No forgiveness needed I genuinely think you can buy XOM at any point and it would be fine

>>57411586
Can't wait for Microsoft and Google to come out with utter shit results and the entire tech industry to dump 20%.
Sitting ready with cash

>futures

>>57411625
>I genuinely think you can buy XOM at any point and it would be fine
Based take.

What is TSLA going to do with $29.1 Billion in cash? I heard $10 Billion in CAPEX this year but else

>>57411630
But thats half my portfolio. Don't you wish me well, anon?

Why is NVDA down 2% after hours?

>>57411625
in the current environment I would like to see it sitting at 4-5% dividends like at its current price I might as well buy SCHD

>>57411598
>using a niggersite
https://client.schwab.com/app/research/#/markets/calendar/earnings

i should have sold this morning

>>57411041
Kek

>> 57411339
1400

>>57411582
thanks, i'm retarded

>>57411685
not getting my anus schwabbed

>>57411675
Because of Intcel and Tesla dumping.
this will start a selling off event like no other, with every disappointing earnings report only further aggravating the selling, until the market is completely dead. I foresee the worst stock market february in recorded history

>>57411682
How are you supposed to flex on no OIL niggers with SCHD?

>>57411199
I used to work at one of those companies...

>>57411675
People are retards and think semis are dead just because INTC is a garbage company.

>>57411748
>Because of Intcel and Tesla dumping.
Tesla was dumping all day and NVDA was up. I guess it's just because of Intel
>I foresee the worst stock market february in recorded history
I hope so. The AI bubble needs to pop

people are tired of phones and computers and shit so we don't need semiconductors anymore

>>57411212
Nuclear codes for this?

>>57411753
I guess you can't, but there is an awful amount of risk in holding oil considering how violently it swings on marginal production differences. You should be getting appropriately paid for that.

Shit happens around earnings, hell NVDA's Q3 earnings tanked last year even though they were good.

Is what it is, market for semis is still strong overall. Everyone (including myself) who played Intel earnings and lost knew the risk.

Options aside, what's a cheap stock I can start acooooooomulating? Last year I did LCID and slowly bought 1500 shares, made money when they slowly crept up and then sold before they dumped hard. Any suggestions bros?

>played KLAC, INTC, WAL for earnings
>all missed
Come the FUCK on

If I bought every house for sale in Hickman KY could I talk you neets into being my rent paypiggies and not pouring liquid fat/oil down the drains?

>>57411844
>make money on soxl
>just lost it all on intc
i knew i shoulda bought soxs lol

>>57411753
One of the best questions I've ever seen asked here. Imagine just being a NO NATGAS AND OIL NIGGER and not doing something about it when all you have to do is buy some NATGAS AND OIL or even KOLD or SCO if the moment calls for it. All NO NATGAS AND OIL NIGGERS should be GASSED.

>>57411861

I wonder if Microsoft is still shorting Tesla

>>57411888
Checked tripperinos.

Intel was (imo) the least important of the big semi companies. A dinosaur who's been getting it's lunch eaten, but has been making up some ground in the last year. If AMD tanks it's earnings on Tuesday, and NVDA tanks at end of February, I will probably dump what I have of AMD.

I'm not married to my bags, but to spook me off semis it's gonna take a lot more than a red day from Intel shitting the bed. If I would've held my NVDA LEAPS last year I would be a comfy hundred thousaindaire by now.

I made money on the Hong Kong last night exchange anyway. There was some kind of liquidity fuckery going on and spreads were fucked. Eat shit Pooh Bear.

>>57411920
I doubt intel will stay down anyway desu, just sperging over yoy sales being down.

>>57411956
God I fucked this post up.

Did anything post a major Victory afterhours today lol?

>>57411111
chr lcjdx

>>57411057
Is poem Anon kaput?

I have until February 25th to turn $3500 into $15k minimum or I’m going to be evicted and my cat and I will be living in my car. Any good plays? Thinking about SQQQ calls

>>57411999
Poem anon wasn't the only one who made /biz/ apus

>>57411969
I believe it was the guidance being less than stellar. The company is expanding into New Mexico, but just isn't on par with others.

I think it will continue to drop tomorrow as people panic sell. Is what it is. Most of my dough is in slightly out of the money AMD options in May so I'm not sweating the weeklies too hard. Just watching.

im just gonna shut my phone off and not look until monday hopefully we'll be back by then

Should I really wait until March to short? Feels like now is the perfect time to short.

Since we’re in dead hours until the Asian markets really get going, which is everyone’s Phase Connect vtuber? Not shilling, legit curious because I saw a few looms in here the other day.

>>57412009
This might be a good time to make sound financial decisions instead of diving head first into the rabbits asshole.

> intel is bad company anyway this will not affect nvda and amd ok bobo?

>>57412009
Blow 1150 men for $10 each. Say you average 5 dicks an hour, and you work a ten hour day (ten of labor, OP, not including travel, DMs, and a non-semen lunch)... You'll be averaging $500 a day. A little over 22 days and you're there! (Not factoring in gratuities, etc....)

Good luck, sweet tooth.

>>57411999
Fuck poem anon.

>>57412016
Be back? SPY is only down $2 from all time high. Expect SPY to go down $20.

>>57412057
>t. Poem Anon larping as a Poem Anon hater

>thinking I might have sleep apnea
fug

>>57411956
>>57411973
Have you been drinking again...

I ate six oranges today. Is this bullish for OJ?

>>57412108
Not yet, but I’m working on it.

>>57411064
I am not the only one who noticed how retarded daytime /smg/ is.

>>57412148
>>57411064
That goes to shit on the weekends. /Smg/ goes full schizo mode on the weekends. I gotta avoid this place Saturday and Sunday because I don't want to catch the mental illnesses that begin setting in on Friday.

>>57412148
Same.

>>57412128
God I find red heads so hot.

>>57412148
As a Yuropoor midnight and early morning is the best smg. In USA I assume it is afternoon and midnight time. Also weekends are good sometimes.
>>57412194
They aren't always schizo on weekends, there are some good discussions from time to time.

Other AMD holders, is the 1.4k P/E ratio something to be concerned about? On paper I have a lot faith in the company and it's abilities, but fuck me that is ugly.

It's literally over tomorrow isn't it bros
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcL0bkAAzTo

>>57412234
>is the 1.4k P/E ratio something to be concerned about?
Brother clear your head and think about what I'm about to say. You are paying $180 for a company that has made $0.12 TTM.

>>57412244
God I hope so

>>57412128
she looks like a gender-swapped young Billy Corgan

heh I almost bought 15k of intel a few days ago
time to scoop cheapies

>>57412244
CHECKED
and always has been
over
>over
over
>over

>>57412271
...

>>57412272
It's so bullshit it dumps hard in fucking after hours erasing a months worth of gains under a single full moon. I swear to God the kikes are behind thism

>>57412194
The doomposting on Sunday is peak /smg/

>>57412263
Oh, I get it. It's absolutely absurd.

...but NVDA running $400 in a calendar year is absurd as well. I'm trying to balance out if the absurd apple is worth the bite. One thing about P/E is that it doesn't factor earnings 'growth' right? If AMD's chips are competing with NVDA's market share, how would the stock go down substantially in the next 12 months?

I don't know I dont know I don't know... I know I sound like a baggy, but I sold NVDA last year thinking "this is the top" and now I have monsters under the bed.

>>57412287
And not at all in this pic
photography do be wild sometimes

PCE.
Why is no one saying PCE.
You guys are retards, not saying PCE.
Someone say PCE.
It's tomorrow morning. God you guys are retards
God, you guys are retards.
It's tomorrow morning. If you're European, then it's today.
8:30AM EST, PCE Inflation report.

You wanna see if INTC dumps to the bottom of the channel? They're floating in the middle aren't they. Institutions can't trade after hours. Wait 'til after 8:30am tomorrow. Then you'll know

>>57412290
I do think the restrictions on AH trading for retail is unfair, game should be shut off for everyone until it's back on.... but c'est la vie I guess

>>57411799
The stability of the overall company as a store of value is the trade off on the lacking divie but that is just my opinion.
>>57411896
OIL pride world wide

>>57412304
>I know I sound like a baggy, but I sold NVDA last year thinking "this is the top" and now I have monsters under the bed.
Hey I'm not saying this is the top but idk man how much longer can this insanity last at least rebalance your portfolio every time smg goes up 10% sell 10%, because you won't time the top and you might end up holding the bag.

>>57412317
People still care about the daily dumps of worthless data?

>>57412327
Don't post this gay trap shit in a stock market forum

>>57412328
Why did I associate AMD with smg, is this what smg has come to? The stocks is shilled so much my brain literally re-wired making AMD and smg synonymous. This has to be the top.

>>57412234
>P/E ratio
fuck P/E ratios
TOBINS
Q

is statistically (as in proven, not theoretical) correlated with future growth.

>>57412336
Chie is a girl (female)

>>57411050
several years late to that scam reddit pump bud

>>57412334
Yes, they do still care about inflation data. That's why this stock market rally is happening, because companies are earning profits despite high rates and we're determining as an economy whether these high rates will be reduced.

You guys are retards, faggot retards, and Jews. You say the wrong thing on purpose just to troll but it just shows how much you hate yourselves and choose instead to writhe uncontrollably in shit and vomit while you post and post and hope someone else feels the same way.

We don't. Here's a rope. It's your escape. Do you choose not to? Then continue swigging the shit at the bottom of the bucket which you crabs are all attached to.

>>57412328
>>57412352
Have you guys ever seen a company with that high of a P/E ratio? I'm a first year investor.

>>57412385
>Have you guys ever seen a company with that high of a P/E ratio?
No.

>>57412375
none of that shit matters

>>57412352
Also, just read up on Tobin's Q and that was one of the simplest things I've picked up, but it made a lot of sense.

Question is, how does one calculate it for a company without being an insider

>>57412042
cute pepe and i 100% endorse this plan

Meta worth selling before the march slowdown or just hold the bastard?

Anybody has a OIL anim girl pic? I want to use it in my future post about OIL gain. Thx

>>57412499
What's this March thesis I keep hearing now?

I bought $20k SOXS yesterday. I'm a fucking genius

yep. Fed is starting to load up more than they are letting mature.

https://x.com/Partisangirl/status/1749743509182312595?s=20

>>57411027
Ubel my beloved

>INTC -10.88%
How over is it?

>>57412511
I have this one

>>57412543
it probably wasn't BTFP since last weeks inflows were a mere $7b.
the inflow avalanche could be starting any week now, though.

>>57412583
and this one

>>57412396
>>57412385
>Have you see a company with a NEGATIVE P/E ratio?
nope never ever!

>>57411170
>finally go long first time in 2 years on AMD
>>immediately dumps
Retard. My AMD position will exceed $1M U.S. before EOY. (Initial investment < $50k)

>>57412594
and this one (last one)

>>57412572
3-4 days of markets eating shit then back to normal is my guess

>>57412318
> restrictions on AH trading for retail

huh? do you have a legit broker or...

...Fuck..

>>57412543
>>57412592
can somebody spot where the Fed is loading up?
it doesn't seem to be in US treasuries...

>>57412622
Fuck your gynocentric faggot image. Ryan Gosling was the best part of that image and meme you stupid piece of anime femboy shit head.

>>57412583
>>57412594
looks cute. Thx

>>57412631
Sand in your vagina much?

Market makers are such fucking niggers.

>>57412641
That's funny coming from a pussy

>Of the S&P 500 companies that have reported earnings so far, 82% have surpassed expectations, LSEG data showed. That compares to a long-term average beat rate of 67%.
>AI revolution in session, large companies are trimming the fat to maximize profit

Where are all the doomers?
SPY 600 EOY

Was the call really this retarded?

>>57411248
JEPI and JEPQ? No. But they have company: https://twitter.com/EricBalchunas/status/1750248843424461111

>>57412572
Its not over. The bear market is just starting.

>INTC: -10.88%

>>57411860
how cheap?

>>57412631
eat my ass i'll use whatever edit I want.
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1706233794694961.webm

>>57412645
wow
big intheend.mp3 vibes from that call

>>57412647
wtf is dual options spread income?
what's the strategy?

>>57412662
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP

>>57412662
Why does soxl even have that dogshit company in the portfolio, thats it I demand to speak with direxions manager!

>>57412662
>>57412692
Last time INTC gapped down on earnings (a year ago) it closed up 3.7%. Considering it actually beat and is only down because of conservative guidance I don't think we're going to see a sell off tomorrow.

>>57412662
Well, I'm voting for Joe Biden because he's got the experience and the smarts to lead our nation. He's all about uniting folks, which is what we need in these turbulent times. His plans for healthcare, the environment, and the economy make sense to me, and I trust him to handle our country's business with other nations. Joe Biden's the steady hand we need right now.

>>57412704
that s the pb of index. I invest in WAR with ITA ETF (and XAR) and they fucking have Boeing inside

>>57412683
His post right afterwards explains. Basically selling 0dte puts and calls. At the same time.

>>57412704
>>57412728
Protip: You can cancel that shit out by calculating what % is INTC or BA and shorting that amount.

So if Boeing is 5% of an ETF that you own $10k of, you can short $500 worth of BA to cancel it out.

Explain this bulltrannies

>>57412513
Shit generally slows down in February and March. Might as well sell some stuff off before then

>>57412726
I almost want another Biden term just to see how badly the US would get fucked up.

We'd probably see PLA troops in Paris and Hezbollah attacks against Austin with SPX at 12000.

>>57412729
>Basically selling 0dte puts and calls. At the same time.

>>57412742
>muh TA

>>57412760
retard

>>57412511

>>57412763
seethe cope faggot

I'm voting for whichever candidate gives me an anime childwife (none of them, because democracy is bullshit)

>>57412752
we literally cant take another year of that retard.

>>57411586
Danaher? More like done'a'here!

>>57412739
yep i know it was in my todo list but i m fucking lazy...I switch to another ETF with less Boeing garbage https://www.morningstar.com/etfs/arcx/ppa/quote ITA had fucking 20% Boeing so 5% now is "better"

You bought calls right anon?

>>57412739
Problem is the market is so retarded if you mention AI you pump, until now I guess.

>>57412742
nah
too busy counting my profits over the past day, week, month and year.

>>57412765
cute

I need to speak with the Tupperware anon. You lied to me bro

ok bros
should I sell first thing in the morning or hold through next week?
ndva, amd and apple reports are out next week and only god knows if they are going sink the market or save it instead

>>57412789

>>57412399
That's why you're broke. PCE will send SOXL upward or downward tomorrow, to the top or the bottom of the channel, and THOSE LEVELS ARE $36.50 and $32.50, screencap this, faggot.

>>57412789
shame their lifetime warranty doesn't apply to their equity lmao

HEY YOU DUMB NIGGERS. I'M POSTING TWICE. SOXL WILL HIT $32.50 OR $36.50 TOMORROW OR CRAB SOMEWHERE IN BETWEEN.

THIS IS YOUR CAPSLOCK CHAD ALERT.

>>57411860
TCS

>>57412662

>>57412617
Options.

>>57412784
Yeah but the idea with tactically shorting is you cancel out retardo pumps and retardo dumps.

>>57411392
extremely bearish.

>>57412667
Sub $20 or so. Different IP I know I'm phone posting now

>>57411866
No Costco (ticker: COST) nearby, and for that reason I'm out.

>>57412818
What's the upside to this? Formed in 1978 trading for 1.78?

>>57412692
>>57412662
Lotta INTC shills this morning in daytime /smg/. not so smug now are they.

>down $800
It's over....how can I recover bros...I need that money back by the end of tomorrow

>>57412815
>concerned with things other than NATGAS AND OIL
>calls others dumb niggers
>calls self chad
K
KEEP
US
POSTED

>futures

>>57412780
BOIL calls

>>57412878
Stfu intel is still not a bad hold but just holy fucking shit is this dumb

>>57412793
>should I sell first thing in the morning or hold through next week?

>>57412855
Honestly it is kind of bad the closest shopping is across the border in like Union Tennessee and Tennessee has buttfucking retarded sales tax last time I checked

>>57412897
Stop shorting.

>>57412917
TN has like 12% sales tax in a lot of counties it's fucking insane

>>57412872
Hey you wanted cheap, you got cheap. 10-20m in FCF for an 80m market cap.

Tons of insiders were buying back in the 2.25 to 2.60 range a couple months back as well.

>>57412919
Actually it was from watching SPY dump for 10 mins straight and then finally buying some Puts and it immediately rocketed back up

>>57412917
It's also 30% scholars.

I will be called a lunatic for saying this but...
Tesla is the only tech company that makes products that is important to society and will eventually be worth more then all of FAGMAN combined. I mean really think about it you have to be kind of big thinker to get it.

Just paper scalped some futures for a 400 dollar gain (after commissions). Now I just gotta do that 100 more times then swap to a real account.

>>57412814
Lol good one anon

>>57412962
tesla makes shitty cars that no one really wants but there's no other way to invest in spacex or starlink

>>57412962
I will believe it when I see the infrastructure required to support it

>>57411466
You don’t get it, do you

I’m pissed off because I’m making too much money right now. I want a crash so I have many opportunities to make even more money. Also eat shit Pooh Bear. I’m still making money in your shitty chink market. Get fucked you slant.

>>57412765
love this. just got back from throwing batteries into the surf with my daughter.

>>57412940
Well stop chasing then anon.

>>57412692
>>57412837
repent, Intcels
Only despair, poor investment returns, and inferior performance per watt await you on your death march
Team Red can show you the way, if you let it

>>57412962
Are those products with us right now?

>>57412912
serious answer what actually happened? they lower guidance?

>>57413058
Yeah. Apparently, they made profit, but out of sheer luck instead of good decisions, so that has investors pissing their pants.

>>57413045
They're kind of fucked.
We tried to warn them.
They wouldn't listen.

>>57413058
see >>57412645

Dont try to understand it.
You cant control it.
It's controlled by "them".
You cant short until the 5 day moving average is below the 20 day.

>>57412646
>where are all the doomers
i had to get a real job i'm rebuilding a stash
i'm keeping the dream alive

PLEASE GOD DONT LET ME GET HEEMED TOMORROW... THAT IS ALL.

AMEN

>>57413056
>>57412984
>>57412983
I think we'll see a monumental shift out of FAGMAN in terms of personnel that matter and some will wind up in tesla. FAGMAN will decay and I wouldn't be surprised to see united states experience its first split where its the big tech firms waging war against the musk empire. I could go into detail into why FAGMAN is becoming irrelevant but thats another conversation. I would be slurping tesla stock even if it keeps going down. Tesla will hold its value and eventually smart money will realize companies like microsoft or apple are really not justified in their marketcaps compared to tesla. I think a tech civil war is coming and the old guard and the intelligence community pets like meta and google are going to lose in fundamental market value.

>>57413058
Yes. Both Intel and Tesla were autistic as fuck in their guidance and so despite Intel actually beating and Tesla not doing that bad, the markets are freaking out because everyone has that gut feeling that this ATH is unsustainable and are looking for any hint of a downturn, plus Cathie Wood just bought a bunch of Tesla while Cramer is running them down so the universe is dividing by zero with the singularity at the Tesla stock price. Shit’s fucked, mate.

>>57413105
> I could go into detail into why FAGMAN is becoming irrelevant
fuckin do it pussy i'll read your wall of text i dont give a fuuuuuck

>>57412962
>Tesla is the only tech company that makes products that is important to society
uhhh sure but.. they make cars? just like the other 10 or 15 companies with much lower P/E, more physical factory infrastructure, and similar products coming to market that do?? not even ignoring they sold out to the Ch*nese and will be outsold by inferior (but cheaper) knockoffs of their already low build quality products anywhere outside the USA as their commie competitors blatantly steal any remaing IP they didnt literally give away???

I looked for this bitch because she used to be Intel’s CIO. Archana Deskus. This is the most incompetent bitch in the global c-suite. She’s at Paypal. Short Paypal. They’re fucked.

>>57413072
kek nice. prob the bad gpu department is whats killing them desu. if they actually made a decent gpu for all this date center AI meme craze theyd be ok.
>>57413081
oof pretty ugly.
>>57413109
isnt tesla kind of boring right now? not a lot of news coming out thats beyond the cybertruck.

Tell me whats wrong with the 3 fund portfolio for long term investing?
>64% VTSAX
>16% VTIAX
>20% VBTLX
Seems retard proof.

>>57413105
Tesla isn't going anywhere because they keep shitting out half-assed products, their so-called inventions remain as pure theories and smoke, their factory in mexico got delayed until after 2025 and Musk is an arrogant trust fund kiddie that can't keep his mouth shut.

>>57413147
umm sweaty smg's 3 fund port is:
> 45% TQQQ
> 45% SQQQ
> 10% TVIX (OTC)

>>57413109
>Shit’s fucked, mate.
No it isn't. You just talked yourself into it by talking to him. Shit's not fucked. Set stop losses. Wake up early tomorrow. Be there at 8:25 EST. Be ready for it. Then you will know whether to buy or sell. Or hold.

>>57412853
JD. chink stocks have bottomed

>>57413181
I hope shit is fucked. I make the most money when shit is fucked. If shit’s fucked, I’ll be there earlier than you.

>>57412904
I think I just told you to screencap the argument. Why don't you dump ape niggers set your orders now so they get blown out in the morning, you

FUCKING

niggers.

>>57413197
Not yet, but the money making time is upon us in Zhang land. Let’s make some fucking money up in here. Fuck you Pooh. I’m making money in your shitty rigged market.

>>57413170
Seems fucking retarded. Thanks

>>57412962
NIGGER, MSFT is already embedded into every major and most minor corporations worldwide and can readily deploy their AI throughout all of it as it develops and takes over more and more and more of all business functionality and more and more and more. TSLA shit is going to FAIL more and more and more until everyone realizes and capitulates to the truths of NATGAS AND OIL because they are all too FAGGOT to live the lives required to go without them.

>>57413147
>60% VOO
>40% VCRB
all you need

>>57413198
>I hope shit is fucked. I make the most money when shit is fucked. If shit’s fucked, I’ll be there earlier than you.
Frontrunning?

Reminder of what nat gas chart looks like

>>57413255
I was really hoping the Europeans would freeze but it didn't work out

>>57413255
Reminder that (You) are incapable of seeing the trees for the forest.

How many circuit breakers Monday?

>>57413045
>>57413074
we will be back. just a minor setback.

>>57413279
so this friday will still be green right?

>>57413291
>minor setback
*slurping opportunity

>>57413298
For shorters yes

What are the market implications of the Texas nothingburger

>>57413354
Absolutely nothing.
The only thing that could affect the market at this point is JPM and WFC collapsing and even then niggers would still pump NVDA every day.

>>57413354
nothing. nothing ever happens.

>>57413350
So it's over for MUMU tomorrow?

>>57413423
>>57413423

>>57413170
>TVIX
Damn that brings back memories

>>57412789
It’s still above its 200dma on the daily chart. I wouldn’t give up yet, unless everything you have is short dated calls