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make a $JESUS coin on uniswap and I will invest $50

>>57404205
This faggot has posted and rugged Jesus coin three times in the last three months. Go eat a dick nigger

>>57404232
>>57404236
Not at all, I would never promote a coin that uses our Lords name. It's blasphemy anon. I mean that by investing in Jesus you gain eternal life. There's no investment that can top that.

>>57404205
I'm not even an actual believer but I'm giving it a shot. We'll see how it goes.

>>57404205
>>57404252
You're a gullible low IQ sheep

>>57405197
reddit is down the hall and to the right

>>57404252
amen
that is all

>>57405240
slothbucks chad i am the slothbucks chad with my huge cock and bags of slothbucks i will be on the moon while you're still stuck on earth slothbucks is the new play get with the times faggot

>>57404205
the gainz that we make, are his

>>57404205
Rugpull

>>57405099
God bless you anon. I would suggest reading Genesis, John, Matthew and go from there. It will give a good outline of how we were created and our human nature, as well as outlining Jesus' life and His divine nature.

Also just try praying anon and talk to Jesus directly. If you truly mean to seek Him you'll feel His love and care and it's unlike anything this world can provide.

>>57404205
>Christ is King!

>>57405768
The real rugpull is spending your crypto gains on meaningless things that make you happy in the short term but always have a feeling of being lost deep down without said things. You either get nothing in return or are worse off than before.

>>57404252
based. Zephaniah 1:18 for all you who need reminding.

>>57405835
You’re right, I should tithe it all instead. Thanks rabbi!

>>57405240
Sheep, follower, can't think for himself

>>57406518
so true! anyway how many fake economy tokens have you bought anon? was it your decision to spend money on internet numbers or someone else's?

>>57406579
It was my idea to make a lot of money, yes, my low intelligence friend

>>57404205
after surviving the beirut port explosion , my belief in Jesus unironically keeps me alive

>>57406601
it wasnt your idea to "make a lot of money", i can assure you of that my fedora fren

>>57406640
https://tallycoin.app/@lebanonanon/opening-a-street-kebab-kiosk-2UAFa1w5/

if anyone wants to help a hyperinflated brother out I'd be grateful

Amen

>>57406657
I see you're deflecting because it hurts you when you meet someone who doesn't do everything they're told. You'll get there one day my low IQ sheep friend

>>57404205
>worship the creation, not the creator
That’s absolutely haram