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>BlackRock buys shitcoins

I want to believe

>> No.57397407

Gm sir

>> No.57397413

>>57397369
Not happening homie.

>> No.57397414 [DELETED] 

>>57397369
they will buy https://x.com/hedgysol

>> No.57397421

>>57397369
Based, no one can ignore the power of dog coins.

>> No.57397423

>>57397369
Nice. In other news my girlfriend said I have the biggest penis that she has ever seen.

>> No.57397437

>>57397369
kek, ok, i'll give you this, i was mildly amused by this, fudder.

>> No.57397449

>>57397423
She said the same thing about mine
>t. smallcock 60mm micropenis

>> No.57397502

>>57397369
lol

>> No.57397504
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57397504

What are the odds of these two things coinciding lol

>> No.57397573

Kek homies
https://x.com/cryptonomicsusa/status/1750213952515269033?s=46&t=c3GWhtzYRHti0qUyMme8Zg

>> No.57397613
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57397613

Ondo is blackrock coin

>> No.57397705

>>57397613
Ondo has electrolytes
it's what kikes crave

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57398575

>>57397613

>> No.57398645

Nobody cares about index funds creating new markets to rugpull? Must be defending yourselves in a Link thread somewhere

>> No.57398717

>>57398645
explain

>> No.57400440
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57400440

>>57397369
Hello goyim, it's me Larry Fink. I will be buying your bags.

>> No.57400598

>>57397369
>shitcoin
>on a dead shitcoins shitchain
There's only one dog coin you guys should be buying, and I won't tell which one because I don't have enough of it yet.

>> No.57400620

>>57397407
>>57397369
very good post buddy, please tweet elon

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57400629

>>57400598
Is is Llama coin? I bet it's llama coin.
Although, I do like their slogan: "Buy LLAMA, add a COMMA!"

>> No.57400635

>uhhhhh why is nobody buying the shitcoin?? I SPECIFICALLY shilled it

>> No.57400754

>>57397705
KEKED hard at that one

>> No.57402222
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57402222

Please god let them be buying TIDE

>> No.57402401

>>57397504
but seriously though
why does he paint his face that color?

i know, it's an old trope, but i look at this picture and think of the ridiculousness...

he gets up in the morning
he knows the highlight of his day will be when he stands at a podium to get angry and yell about about whatever comes to mind
it's his favorite thing to do

but first put on the weird makeup. can't be seen without this unnatural looking makeup

Put on makeup
Stand in front of fans
Get angry and yell
Fans cheer
Go home

it's weird

>> No.57402876

>>57397369
4096 is a BlackRock project