/biz/ - Business & Finance

SOXS is officially done
SOXL won

Wow Badoo is way better than the other match/dating apps.

>>57396821
NOTHING IS OVER UNTIL WE DECIDE IT IS!!!! WAS IT OVER WHEN THE GERMANS BOMBED PEARL HARBOR!!!!!

>>57396799
based and checked

Who's looking forward to AMD earnings call next week?

uranium isnt dont until I say its done

This market is more jewish than baggot

The euphoria is insane. I can't wait to laugh at you all when it all comes crashing down. Fact is most of you will be destitute at the very latest in April, sensing at least a 20% suicide rate from the NPC faggots in this thread. And the world will be better for this. Delusional fucks

Mumu gets led to his slaughter. He has no idea he's about to die until the moment it happens.

Bobo breaks into your house and steals your shit. Jumps into your hot tub while you cower behind the door in fear

DOOM BULL
clap clap
DOOM BULL
clap clap

>>57396810
*DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG*

okay I did it
now what

>>57396824
>use it for marketing
only because that's where the goys are which doesn't necessarily have to be the case. for me i much prefer truth social to those c-u-c-k-e-d platforms.
>>57396825
im still a streetsmart boomer although i have ThinkorSwim downloaded on my computer with a demo account to play around with. I dont think i want to use it though until Klaus forces me off the comfy and superior SSE

>>57396855
Bobo is a straight gangster. Mumu is fed to morbidly obese boomers

THREADLY REMINDER that the current 5% interest rate regime means SOXL holders automatically lose money it doesn't matter if you are up 300% you lose money because I said so 5%

>>57396857

>I buy NVDA two weeks ago
>Now up $28k (15.5%) since then
Its that easy.

>>57396851
You do realize a large percentage of anons here trade both sides of the volitilitu, no?
Enjoy happy day.

>>57396865
>now what
now go and lose half immediately on 0 dte's like a CHAD

>>57396851
Very based
Most of us here who are being honest and not memeing know what's coming. Total mumoid heem.

>>57396851
>The euphoria is insane. I can't wait to laugh at you all when it all comes crashing down. Fact is most of you will be destitute at the very latest in April, sensing at least a 20% suicide rate from the NPC faggots in this thread. And the world will be better for this. Delusional fucks
Remain poor

>>57396839
Invest before or after the call? How bad they gonna blow it.

>>57396865
congratulations anon. take a step back and reevaluate your life priorities, then come back after deserved break. and work on 10xing your port over time. no need to rush just be smart

>>57396871

>>57396865
The first 100k is always free

>>57396851
>20% suicide rate
RIP poem anon

>Oh Mumu doesn't know
>So don't tell Mumu
>Mumu doesn't know
>Mumu doesn't know
>So don't tell Mumu
>'Cause Mumu doesn't know oh

>>57396901
Damn, inflation is that bad, huh?

stay in your containment general faggots

>>57396898

>>57396895
Probably going to hurt from their gayming sales. But everyone's holding on for their AI sector. Not a bad idea to invest before, it will recover afterwards if it does go down.

>>57396855
>>57396871
BEAR is a synonym for fat hairy gay men
BULL is a synonym for a man who fucks women being watched by her cuck husband

Bobros do you feel it?

>>57396851
Trust me I'll be the first one out the exit, and will let you know when I'm leaving, but until then,
>HERE WE GO TSLA
>HERE WE GO *CLAP* *CLAP*

will it ever be our time ever again? im not having fun anymore. im gonna call my mom to come pick me up and take me home

Who’s buying this shit up here?

>>57396821
I've been heemed

>>57396941
no?

>put all my money into AMD and NVidia
>now rich
Really is that easy.

>>57396893
He's such a bitter nigger. I was semi bearish so I bought in during december and set a stop loss gtc sell order if it crashes in April I am only down like 10% from where I started then I wait for capitulation to slurp, I don't care, there's no reason to fear anything. this isn't shitcoins so stop orders with a narrowish limit still work. Bobos are genuinely retarded. Holding a constantly debased dollar is the stupidest thing you can possibly do right now or basically any time since 2020.

>>57396949
Gotta wait til February bobo

>>57396929
Look at that domesticated bitch.

>>57396949
maybe in two years.

>>57396949
one bad data point or earnings and the narrative flips on a dime

don't believe the mumu lies

>>57396961
>February
ok, you are invited to my birthday party anon. My mom is taking us to the lazer tag place

>>57396949
Bears had 2 years of their rumpus.

>>57396935
Bears and bulls don´t exist, they are result of your schizo ramblings.

>goes up

>>57396982
>2 years
more like 6 months but ok

SOXS holders you beclown yourselves

>>57396972
>one bad data point or earnings and the narrative flips on a dime
Shut the fuck up retard. Your chart shows MULTIPLE bad data points, and earnings, and guess what the fucking line still went up. So just shut the fuck up, and go long until it's time to go short. This isn't fucking hard.

took a year to get from 300 to 400k, took 3 weeks to get from 400 to 500

>>57396959
Bobo doesn’t want easy. Bobo doesn’t want to get rich and make it. Bobo just wants to be right, he wants the world to conform to his pessimist doomer vision at all costs, he would rather be destitute and hold on to the hope that the global collapse is just around the corner instead of making it and admitting he was wrong. Bobo is all about vanity.

We won.

>be me
>sell $50k of MSFT 2 weeks ago
>stock immediately pumps and smashes all time highs

fml. you're welcome MSFT holders.

>>57397014
But, in the end, you do have to thank them. Their contrarianism fuels this shit.

>>57397009
kek
>just buy the top, pump my baggies

>>57397011
Congrats anon

healthy

Why the fuck am I seeing bears in my /smg/ thread?

>>57397011
It is pretty amazing how it accelerates when things are going well in the market. Similar story for me.

>>57397047
>>57396972
because mumus can't see a bubble when it's right in front of them
nice market breadth there, only meme AI and semis even close to ATH, real healthy

>>57397011
almost a starter home

>>57397047
Either some cheeky folx just havin fun, or this run hasn't even started.

>>57396851

>>57397061
>when line go up, line go up

>>57397046
>1 hr

>>57397069
Would maybe get a 1 bed maisonette where i currenrly live

The Power of AMD.

>>57396960
>set a stop loss
>I don't care, there's no reason to fear anything.
Based. There's no reason to constantly be worried about shit if things like stop losses exist.
Buy something even IF it worries you and set yourself up with protection in case it does go against you. This is what makes someone experienced and stable when investing and trading.
The alternative is to buy into all the fudd, never buy anything, and constantly be looking to get in but never actually buying.
>I was going to buy, but it went up too much
>I was going to buy, but it went down too much and I think it will keep going
>I was going to buy, but it leveled out and its clearly just a rug pull waiting
>I was going to buy, but it leveled out for too long and so its just flat forever
>I was going to buy, but it ticked up and now its above my buy in I set in my head but never acted on
Always some bullshit reason why these guys never buy.

>everything now extremely overvalued

What do I buy? I have only $3200 left and would like to turn it into 30k by July

>>57397090
damn
probably the same you'll get for a milly once you have it.

>>57397085
retard.
those gaps appear on all time frames.
i chose 1h for illustration purposes.

>>57397098
cocaine and baby powder

My biggest question is guys say there are lonely but there ton of single millenial womens nowadays.

Maybe lower your standards. No point of wealth if you don’t have a legacy to pass it onto or someone special to live out your golden years with.

>>57397068
Music is still playing bro, there will be plenty of time to find a seat when the moment has arrived.

>>57397125
Where she at tho

>>57397125
>wanting some settled down roastie
No, I dont think I will.

>>57397130
I'm already comfortably in my armchair.

>>57397138
>bone in her nose
>Tyrone's tattooed above her twat
She's all yours dude.

>>57397011
Do you trade? what are those taxes like lol

>>57397125
>now that I've taken miles of dick and I'm nearly 40 I'm ready to settle down

>>57397125
What´s the deal with being a slave to pussy anyway? I won´t say no to the chance of meeting a great girl, but why should I even lower my standards to settle for something that doesn't suit me?

I sold everything and put it into the SPY/NASDAQ
Tired of fucking losing money while the rest of the world is making 2% PER DAY

>>57396810
Who here shroomboom?

Nvidia's going to 1000 by the end of Summer and there's nothing you nor anyone else can do about it.

>BTU $27.10 (+5.04%)
BEAUTIFUL
CLEAN
COAL

I don´t know but i´ve been told that pierced girls give the best blowjobs, and that the tattooed ones are gigasluts.

>>57397161
The whole point of the entire economy is women.
If it weren't for them most of us would just fuck off into the woods with a gun and a ukulele.

>>57396810
AUPH is getting BO this week, mark my words

>>57397162
basefd

>>57397111
on spx there are only 9 gaps on daily. and just bc there are gaps doesnt means it bad if you dont fill the gap and continue in trend direction thats a sign of strength

>>57397185
this has to be an AI fake. bought more NVDA

Bought SQQQ at 29
Feeling the pain, bros. Thankfully I didn’t go all in. Mostly cash
Feeling a lot of pain from the sidelines

>>57397172
I mean really, all that basing, Elliot having millions of their shares called away Friday, rotation from AMR, even the launch of COAL... what a fucking setup.

Do I dump my amazon shares for more AMD?

Alright I guess it's gonna be a +30-40% year for the shit piss.

>>57397207
Have you seen Jeff Bezos' squeeze? You trust a guy with that kind of poor taste and judgement?

>>57397193
>on spx there are only 9 gaps on daily
different timeframe, different prices... amirite?
prove your statement by providing photographic evidence or remain a retard.

>>57397125
There is zero reason to settle down with anyone, let alone roasties. The redpill is sugar dating with no attachments. You make it, get rich, then you get a young 20s sugar baby to fuck and travel with and have fun experiences. The obsession with marrying at any cost and spending 50 years with some hag you barely tolerate just so you have some bitch to look at across the dinner table in your retirement is stupid. I’ll just hire some immigrant Hispanic nurse to wipe my ass and cook my meals when I’m senile.

>but what about having kids
major financial burden and your kids will most likely resent or betray you or become trannies in the college you spent 300k to send them to no thanks

>>57397223
>YFW both Charlie Munger and Jeff Bezos were /smg/ regulars

>>57396949
>be retail trader
>be perma bull/bear
>not just going with the current direction of the market
idgi

how can i cope with missing out on 1200% NVDA/AMD gains?

>>57397157
no i just hold long and accumulate more tech megacaps when i have spare cash

>>57396865
Kick ass, BLESSED

the best part about this recession is that stocks keep going up

>>57397223
>Have you seen Jeff Bezos' squeeze?

Be honest, how many of you "anons" are in deep shit when Trump wins in a landslide?

>>57397223
He's with a fucking Bogdanoff offspring, don't you understand how much fucking power she and now he has.

>>57397184
AUPH is a total shitco, stay away

>>57397011
kick ass, BLESSED

>>57397011
>100k in 3 weeks
>doesn't trim

Bear signal

>>57397125
>after 37
Fucking dinosaur.

>>57397265
What if Bezos is the antibog?

>average mag7 leverage enjoyer

>>57397264
We're all Jews here so safe

>>57397264
>Have traded DWAC/NAK/PHUN/RUM: Spared
>Own DWAC/NAK/PHUN/RUM: Rewarded with a $1000 tax credit
>Own FNMA: Rewarded with a cabinet position

>>57397295
The Jew gazes back.

>>57396949
I'm quite sure you will have an opportunity to feast on plump mumu rump this year at some point. I plan to join you when the time is right.

>>57396821
I've lost $5k on SOXS.
I'm making up for it by demanding higher prices for SOXL though.

>>57397264
>>57397302
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MiXgOQ9_-RI

>>57397125
The last girl who asked to hang out with me told me she was asexual. It is beyond tiresome now.

>>57397266
Thanks for the warning. Can you elaborate a bit? I find it undervalued considering their cash reserves.

>>57397125
Not interested. I like my geckos and fish.

>>57397310
better cash out while you have a chance, else you will baghold for 6months+

>>57397246
>idgi
Here's a song to help you understand
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=igvP806798U

Get your motor runnin'
Head out on the highway
Looking for adventure
In whatever comes our way

Yeah, BOBO, go and make it happen
Take the world in a love embrace
Fire all of your guns at once
And explode into space

Like a true nature's child
We were born, born to be BOBO
We can climb so high
I never wanna die
Born to be BOBO
Born to be BOBO

blackrock is shilling meme coins. are the financial markets really that bad?

>>57397319
What kind of shitty company just sits on cash.

>>57397310
I refuse to believe someone boughted this chart
/smg/ is smarter than this

>>57397333
>blackrock
Honestly? Bullish.

>>57397310
>>57397338
If you thought AI was an overhyped meme, I don't see why you wouldn't short AI in particular.

And if you thought semiconductors were going to do their cyclical bullshit, I don't see why you wouldn't short AEHR or ON.

THE MAG 7 WILL BE 90% OF THE GLOBAL MARKET
>AND YOU WILL BE HAPPY

ummmmmm guys????

>it is 1999 and you decide to short Apple
xD

>>57397386
yes because I own them

>>57397232
fine I had to zoom in there are 11. green ones have already been significantly tested again at a later date. my point still stands gaps are targets for support/resistance when trending in that direction. when it comes back intraday and then back in trend direction that is an indication. doesnt mean just bc gap below price is going to turn around

>>57397376
>shorting the meltup
Do not.

>>57397387
that isn't very inclusive of you baggie

>>57397376
I’ll just double down on SOXS anyway

>>57397386
You mean the Spectacular Seven?

>>57396941
I SAID DO YOU FEEL IT MY BOBROS

>GDP
>Core PCE
>jobless claims
>home sales
>fed balance sheet
>durable goods orders
>market already pumping
when did they mean buy this?

>>57397376
SOXS chart is long term bearish

NVDA is overextended and will correct soon so that makes sense to scale into shorts

>>57397396
I know that, I'm just wondering why cynical permabears max out their retardation going for the whole sector rather than specific or weaker links. Maybe one or two will learn from my question, Socratic style.

>>57397264
>wins
Anon...

>>57397404
You led me astray
You told me tech would get heemed but it went straight up

>>57397386
how else are you supposed to rug the globe.

How bad of an idea is to put my entire net worth of 400k into MARA once it settles around $12?

>>57397398
The secular headwind you're fighting is Zuckerberg firing 10,000 do-nothing Stacies and plowing that money into graphics cards. The clock isn't going to reset to 2022 just because "what does up must go down".

>>57397428
Nothing personal kid, next time don't bet against the global technocracy.

>>57397425
Oh, he will. The question you should ask is if he will be the "people's champion" and drive us back to prosperity, or is chosen to preside over doom.

Seriously though, what are the chances of a trump re-election. Biden did pretty good no?

desu if the AI hype is real then the world economy will be 99% Super Seven.

>>57397440
bellcurve take (in a good way)

As a loyal NVDA shareholder, they owe me an AI sexbot.

I'm eating GOOD these days. But now I feel like I'm being priced out. I'm happy to be in the train, but I liked it more when I was buying my leveraged NASDAQ at a discount in 2022. The way it goes, I'm not invested enough to make it, or at least, not in a non-decade timeframe.

>>57397456
Betting sites have Trump as the favorite, Biden is paying out 2-1.

>>57397456
Biden didn't do shit, you think that demented fuck made any decisions?
He scribbled his name on any piece of paper that said 10% to the big guy

>>57397439
Pretty bad

going in balls deep on some DD

WITNESS ME!

bought more $MARA and not really sure why

>>57397333
None of the memecoins are replacing bitcoin until the geth devs figure themselves out. Running even a "light" eth node is an absolute bitch these days.

>>57397463
Sorry, only Elon is based and redpilled enough to develop those.

The only drawback is they *will* record your DNA and use it to produce a baby when they develop artificial wombs 10 years from now.

>>57397456
I'd say really high.

>>57397484
WITNESS!

Everyone is enjoying I nice green except for me.... LLAP is red today. At least my Cialis shipped this morning.

Neutral upgrade on AMD's price target to 215 dollars EOY 2024
Bearish on KLAC's price target to 600 dollars
Bearish on LCRX's profit report today
Bearish on TXN's profit report yesterday
Mega bearish sentiment on AVGO predicing a 10% drop in the next 2 days (how?)
Neutral sentiment on INTC by analysts urges caution
Bearish on QCOM with price target at 150, chart patterns topping out and worst of all they just appointed a pajeet for a CEO (why?)
Bearish sentiment on MU with overweight rating and price targets as low as 70 dollars
NVDA defies the market, being the most obviously overbought one, but strangely analysts are mostly bullish/neutral on this one.

>>57397487
>Average MARA shareholder

>>57397456
Dems rely on the poor minority and offended suburban mom vote to swing things in their favor. While they still are going to have the suburban mom vote, the poor minorities might not really be in favor of their rent doubling the last couple of years and the influx of illegal immigrants in their cities. Even if housing costs are because of fed actions that didn't occur during Biden's term.

>>57397487
brave warrior

>>57397503
>Cialis a prescription tablet used for erectile dysfunction
Rocker huh...

>>57397503
>>57397503
>Cialis

>>57397456
Really depends on how hard he leans into Project 2025 retardedness

>>57397397
Look, I took 3 years of French in highschool. If its a group and theres 20 girls but 1 man you still use the plural male pronoun. Just because some nigger loving liberals are running the white house, doesn't mean you get to change the way our language works.

>>57397503
>cialis shipped
Raggot you know you don't need that, you're not a sex haver.

>>57397477
checked, i might as well throw everything i have at Biden, if he wins i'll triple my net worth, if he loses, i'll still triple my net worth.

>>57397536
>>57397544
>>57397558
Hey I'm not a young man anymore, i want my 21 year old dick back and by god I'm getting it.

>>57397558
Biden isn't even running.

>>57397477
because it's mostly migatards who love to lose money on betting sites

>DXY

>>57397456
personally id say its about 50/50

>>57397565
I'm practically in my 30s and my dick feels the same way it did ten years ago.
idk what you're doing to yourself but you should probably stop doing it.

>>57397565
Bro I'm 36 and this shit is unobtanium 11 on the Mohs hardness scale every day. Get it together.

>>57397567
He's shuffling.

>>57397496
DD expecting earnings and revenue to come in less than just 1% of analysts’ expectations. Yet it’s down over 12%. If ever there was a bargain, this is it.

>>57397598
lol

>>57397597
I am getting it together, I bought blue chews.

what will be the new NVDA in 2025 and beyond?

>>57397565
You do know that your erectile disfunction is probably a sign of something more serious? G_d's way telling you that your not healthy enough and unworthy of sexual activity.

why the fuck did NVDA go up 5% today

my covered calls are getting heemed this week

>>57397638
because it only went up 1% yesterday and it goes up 3% every day on average.

>>57397633
Depends what Nancy keeps buying

>>57397625
You know you should start one of those fetish porn websites, where the ugly fat guy takes turns fucking and getting fucked by trannys.

>>57397646
>>57397633
I don't really pay much attention to tech, does this pricing make any sense at all?

THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4j9Z9bwBBU

>>57397637
I'm incredibly unhealthy and not willing to do anything about it except take a pill. Yahweh has given me his blessings.

>>57397574
Is the dollar going out of business?

Holy shit semis are unstoppable. Broadcom just got a $1400 price target and an overweight rating. It's kind of insane how wrong the bears were.

>>57397667
why are these chinks, gooks, beaners, and dune coons dumping our almighty US dollar?

>>57397664
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fd27wOHG1WU

>>57397660
ASML is a leading indicator for NVDA's business. Or something.

>>57397666
uhhhhh checked.....

TESLA EARNINGS COMING UP
WILL THE ELON JEW SHILLING PAY OFF?
LET'S SEE O_o

>>57397688
we'll gap up to $240, and then tomorrow all systems go bamalam!

Honestly cialis is not bad and neither is viagra? I’ve used it, just makes keeping an erection much easier.

You fucks try switching positions and losing your erection, shit sucks.

>>57397644
did you forget the covered part of covered calls?

>>57397659
I really don't care for your slanderous attitude today baggot. First of all I'm not ugly, my mother says Im handsome, secondly I'm not fat, I'm a hamchad. I will not be getting fucked by trannies but I will take into consideration fucking them instead.

AAPL is only +0.01% today
this is bullish right? all in on calls?

>>57397707
>switching positions
just cum

Ticker symbol GO (Grocery Outlet) is where I get a lot of my groceries from these days. If I want fresh produce I go to Trader Joes, but for longer-shelf-life items, I go to GO. Also for meats.

There was 1 lb of ground beef going for $3.50 at my local GO this week. Wow.

>>57397707
See this guy gets it.

>>57397718
nah the viewers want to see you get fucked by the tranny while she's giving you a reach around. it's not about you, it's what the viewers want and making money. this is why you're never going to make it. you're far too selfish.

>>57397718

>>57397708
no but i dont want to part with my shares

>>57397456
DWAC is pumping recently. Should have bought. Oh well. Anyway Trumo was 10 down in 2020. He overperforms polls by 3% on average. His voterbase isn't popular in blue states like Massachusetts and Washington, but heavily concentrated in Swing States. Biden is CRUSHING IT in Pennsylvania, a vital swing state, but New York is now just as 'swingy' as Pennsylvania due to democrats fumbling there really badly. Trump is up in every swing state except Pennsylvania, sometimes by 10% (Nevada, North Carolina). Less swingy states like Virginia, Colorado and Minnesota are now "on the table" for Trump, but states with lots of boomers and neocons like New Hampshire are not. Maine, oddly, may be more likely to swing than New Hampshire.

Overall there's a weird ouija going on there, if you focus on these details Trump will get somewhere in the range of 294-331 on average. If he ran the table and took Pennsylvania, he would also flip New York and absolutely crush it.

But most importantly- biden did not do good, the last 4 years were shit. We're only seeing things "look good" right before we have another major economic recession next year. The return to normal before the plunge.

>caring about your dick hardness
if you just fucked your sister instead this wouldn't be a problem

>>57397677
YOU DE LOOSA
I EM DE WEINER

>>57397730
Based and Lynchpilled

>>57397688
I dunno pal. Elon himself is very unlikeable and he could always tweet something to fuck up his business.

>>57397707
PTPI is making an over the counter version of Viagra and it will get FDA approval.
PTPI
>PTPI
PTPI
>PTPI
PTPI

>>57397730
>the regular price of ground beef not even a few years ago is now something to be surprised over

>>57397707
>try switching positions and losing your erection

>>57397594
People on 4chan do stupid shit.
>fat people
Fucks your hormones/lowers test.
>roids
Fucks your blood flow, prevents blood from getting to your dick.
>fapping every day
Destroys sensitivity, makes it harder to get a boner.
>alcoholic
Perpetual whisky dick.
>fapping but to extreme forms of porn or gooning
Oh shit nigger.

>>57397763
>Maine, oddly, may be more likely to swing than New Hampshire.
It's all those Somali refugees. You can film a remake of Black Hawk Down in Portland.

>>57397286
kek

>>57397771
>pharma stock that's down 95% from ATH with dogshit volume

>>57397707
>You fucks try switching positions and losing your erection, shit sucks.
If the first position was so much better why would you switch in the first place? It sounds like you're inexperienced or something.

>>57397764
I gotta agree with anon on this one, Tone.

>>57397763
>he would also flip New York
people say this dumb shit every election. NY will never go red, especially with our banana republic election system.

>>57397806
kino tv show

>>57397747
That's against my religion. I figured you'd know that as a fellow Jew.
>>57397778
Over the summer I fucked some hog and was about 24 beers deep. I ended up losing my erection because I was so drunk so I just pretended to have an orgasm and spat on her back. I wanted to go to bed. She was gross.

>>57397707
Have you tried not switching positions?

>>57397707
>>57397799
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjnV4DyJIhg

GETTIN HEAD IN THE WHIP
WITHOUT CRASHIN IT
GETTIN HEAD IN THE WHIP
WITHOUT CRASHIN IT
DOGGY STYLE WAS MY FAVORITE POSITION
UNTIL I SWITCHED IT DEAD SHIT GOT ON SOME HEAD SHIT
DOGGY STYLE WAS MY FAVORITE POSITION
UNTIL I SWITCHED IT DEAD SHIT GOT ON SOME HEAD SHIT

>>57397816
just take a bath after and its fine, retard

>>57397459
let it happen

MMs have been pinning TSLA at this $208-$212 level for days. Earnings tonight is going to be really interesting.

why is everything green today I wanted to slurp

>>57397816
>Over the summer I fucked some hog and was about 24 beers deep. I ended up losing my erection because I was so drunk so I just pretended to have an orgasm and spat on her back. I wanted to go to bed. She was gross.
LMFAO.

>>57397770
yep, maybe another breakdown about interest rates during the earnings call

>>57397670
That's fucking bullshit.

>>57397846
Pro tip: buy when the price is going up not when it's going down. You'll have better success that way

>>57397816
24 beers is understandable. the boomer couldn't do it after his lobster and diet coke.

>>57397846
zoom in we just dipped

I don't get how the autists over on wallstreetbets can stomach making bets like this. Dude threw in $500k USD into 2-day-to-expire options. And is up $100k today. Insanity.

>>57397808
Read post before replying. Biden is up 8 in both Pennsylvania and New York. If Trump flips Pennsylvania, he will also flip New York as they are equal levels of swing this election. Running the table. But even then Trump is heavily favored to win in states like Michigan, Nevada, North Carolina and states like Colorado are falling to the margin of error that would favor the national polling data leader- this is especially the case when Trump is overwhelmingly not favored to do well in California. We would guess Trump will get 40% in CA, Biden 51%, other candidates like Kennedy 10%.

Everything I buy immediately goes down. Everything I don't buy keeps going up. My complete lack of luck is making me schizo because it genuinely feels like the market knows exactly what I buy so it can fuck me over. I am beyond frustrated. Something can be crabbing for months and as soon as I buy, it dumps. Fucking fucking fucking fucking CHRIST ON A CROSS

>>57397867
>If Trump flips Pennsylvania, he will also flip New York
No he won't.

>>57397861
if it works you get money and if it doesn't you get internet points, win-win

>>57397861
Double edged sword, also most people will show you the wins but not the losses.

jesus fucking christ this theta is absurd

>>57397861
don't worry, he'll lose it all

>>57397831
I met a chick at my friends birthday party a couple months back she's a bit of a cougar but she is married at the moment. She is planning on divorcing her husband once her daughter graduates and then wants to use me as a FWB which I'm perfectly ok with. You see baggot this is how you properly hook up with women. Wait until they are available and you're single instead of being a two way home wrecker.

>>57397878
Can you read? They are both equally likely to flip. If he flips the one, he will flip the other.

>>57397861
its a citadel managed account and the posts are demoralization propaganda simple as

BONDS ARE DONE
ITS TIME

It's quite possible we're living in the worst time ever to be a male in history.

>>57397906

>>57397861
i can't believe they let robintards trade options, that's insane.

>>57397900
nigger I don't care what your meaningless polls say. NYC controls NY far more than philly controls PA and NYC will never go red.

>>57397871
There's always NVDA, anon.

Over-the-counter version of Viagra
PTPI
>PTPI
PTPI
>PTPI
PTPI

>>57397861
it is an anonymous website
can easily be a very rich real WS financier

for anyone wondering why SRUUF is plummeting out of nowhere, it's because I bought

>>57397931
As soon as I buy that shit it will be the ATH

>>57397892
Sounds to me like she's already got you in the Cuck Shed.

>>57397909
not really. men have figured out it's better to just check out and not get tied up with divorces and kids. divorces are major transfer of wealths to females. now they're starting to panic and even CNN is having experts on talking about 1/4 of the male population not giving a fuck anymore and so on.

>>57397941
it's because people are just speculating on it

>>57397861
or its photoshop
very simple text

>>57397941
Russian import ban soon, brother.

>>57397952
Alright you better watch you mouth baggot, based on this picture of you, you would literally stand no chance against me physically. Oiled up or not, I could have your bussy if I really wanted it.

when rug?

>>57397871
I'm here with you brother. Fuck AMD

>>57397941
UX dropped below 95 rsi... it's never been so over

>>57397936
>Stendra
Sounds almost like the german word "Ständer" which coloquially means, yes, an erection.

>>57397956
Even if men "figure it out" and avoid starting a family to live a life of fornication, that is absolutely a terrible state for men. How are you going to feel when you're 80 and have absolutely nothing to show for your life except some Steam cheevos and meaningless sexual encounters? The reward of fatherhood outweighs the risk of modern marriage. Divorce rates are going down btw.

>>57398002
While you're fumbling around for your cialis, my dogs would eat both your hams down to the bone.

I got the job, bros.

>>57397861
Gamblers rarely bother with small amounts
It's about the rush of placing the bet

>>57397956
It depends on the age of males. If you are just becoming a young adult, yeah this is the worst time to be a guy. Zoomer women just hop on tinder and all of the collectively just pass around the top 5% of men. Wasn't like that when I was growing up. Finding women was super easy and it was fun socializing at bars and clubs. Sorry zoomers, better pray for AI girlfriends.

>>57398033
>FExW

>>57397936
>>57398011
Translated
Also, seems like a good stock to gamble 100$ on

>>57398015
>The reward of fatherhood outweighs the risk of modern marriage
lol
lmao even

>>57398053
Your ancestors would spit in your face.

>>57398015
Why the fuck would I prioritize contentment in my fucking 80s it’s such backward way of thinking I’m not going to have a shitty 60 years of adult existence with a subpar woman and annoying kids that are just a financial burden just so I can look back on my deathbed and see that I procreated? Rather enjoy my life and spend my money on myself and a worthy life lived full of memorable experiences and luxury. No judgement either way though if being a family man is the key to your happiness then go for it, but it’s objectively an inefficient way to live your life.

How would you invest if you had a $30k account?

>>57398063
>i just wanna do fun things and stuff
The absolute state of modern "men." You're basically a woman.

>>57398073
In getting a better job. Even if you had a solid 2x every year, that's only $30k

>>57398073
Put it all on TSLA $215 calls rn

>>57398063
Having kids is supposed to be rewarding. I kind of wish I had kids but I'm not that beat up about it. All of my friends have kids and I can see the allure. Watching they grow up and take on certain traits of your personality.

>>57398053
>he has no sons to carry on his legacy

They hated >>57398061 because he spoke the truth
>>57398063
>inefficient
lmao

My shit income portfolio is up 0.67%
You have no excuse

>>57398033
My condolences.

>>57398089
I see my friends having kids, the guys who got married right after college and started shitting out kids. Their lives are horrible, they all work in dead end jobs like car salesman or insurance, hate their wives who got fat, hate their kids who are retarded and brainwashed by social media, they live in small rental houses they’ll never afford to upgrade from, and barely have time to themselves to enjoy life they’re all slaves to their family commitment. It sucks. The small moments of joy don’t outweigh the constant suffering of a slavish existence.

Having a family won’t cure your depression and ennui, in fact it will exacerbate it.

>did we shake call buyers?
check
>did we shake put buyers?
check
>dump it

should I buy puts on boeing? I have no idea why isn't it dropping like a fucking rock after the wheel/door fiasco

>>57398153
people are realizing that hiring hoards of muds and queers might not be the best idea

>>57398153
I got a note on Thinkorswim saying it was trending on Wallstreetbets. So, fuck no.

>>57398153
They've done pretty good cover up with PR and also a bunch of retards refuse to believe that DEI hires are having any negative effect on their planes. It's going to take a couple of more crashes before it's time to short.

>>57398153
airlines have focused on hiring minorities and women to become pilots, Planes will fall out of the sky and crash and shit, but the blame will be placed on boeing because we won't hold the pilots accountable.

>>57398153
it was like a 20 year old plane. it's all about the 737 max, which makes up like 90% of their commercial sales.

>>57398145
>dead-end jobs
>fat wives
>bad parents
>rentoids
Your friends sound like giant losers who would have bad lives with or without families. It's true that a family isn't a panacea though.

Its over

>>57398002
is it ok for someone under 60 to drive a vette?

>>57398211
You better call your female broker and get that sorted out anon

>>57398191
they already are. my buddy is a checkride pilot for FedEX and he says it's fucking scary who they are hiring.

>>57398211
do you feel like you are being protected?

>>57398211
free ride violation
nigger

>>57397633
NVDA

fuck it bought nvda calls jumping on the free money hype train

>>57398211
Silly goy you can't jew the jew.

AFTERNOON THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhR1JCwQMg4

>>57398211
what were you trading?

>>57398231
>buying calls instead of shares
enjoy the theta

>>57398214
Baggot gets a pass because he's Jewish

owari da

>>57398214
only if it's stick shift and LOUD

Baking...

now everytime someone says calls i see cialis

Gentlemen, it is with great honor I inform you that I have purchased another 16 shares of VT. The total now stands at 269.

>>57398239
and the leveraged gains and the avoidance of T+2 settlement :) cant forget those

>>57398211
Been there. Boomer fucks at Schwab won't let me use margin and daytrade in my IRA. Like this ain't America.

Whatever though. I'll still beat the market.

>>57398073
That's about the size of my trading account. It's just swings on spxl/spxs and tqqq/sqqq.

>>57397319
Dude the company's IR is not replying to inquiries about the BO. Its a shitshow. Avoid AUPH, it;s a meme stock

>>57398211
Holy kek
Never actually thought I'd see one of these in the wild
I thought it was just like... a threat

been out of the market since november.. whats the sentiment here now that things are at an all time high?
And seriously who is buying this over priced garbage?

>>57398239
only got 3k thats like 4 shares

>>57398211
YELLEN'd

>>57398273
It can be as simple as being 0% cash, swapping into some position for a quick trade, then news SLs it out of nowhere.

That bullshit T+2 settlement delay is still with us until May 28th, when it drops to T+1.

>>57398286
>been out of the market since a great time to buy

>>57398262
>leveraged gains
also leveraged losses
>T+2 settlement
literally doesn't matter if you keep cash on hand

>>57398211
>>57398222
Checked. keked.

>>57398286
>war in the middle east with houthi attacking trade ships
>uncertainty of housing collapse
>election year
>inflation
>jerome powell
i dunno. man

>>57398286
No offense but... people like you are showing up in droves, curious but still "oh it's obviously going to crash now", which means we've got another 5-10% before you capitulate and we roll over.

>>57396810
I'm all in into this gentleman's bags

>>57398318
Mr. Bean??

>>57398286
>whats the sentiment here now that things are at an all time high?
The sentiment is that everything is fucked and the government is lying more than historically typical about all the numbers so we're pumping anyway until further notice.

>>57398211
Just open a new account with a new broker retard.

>>57398306
>literally doesn't matter if you keep cash on hand
it does matter if you are higher frequency. If you have $500k cash and deploy $100k at a time in long shares you could easily wind up paying some margin interest if you arent careful with letting the funds settle. same thing applies with a $50k account deploying $10k at a time. It only doesnt matter to boomers who buy and hold and dont actively participate in the daily price creation

>>57398318
he looks like a CRBPajeet

>>57398348
Baggot bake already

>>57398367
Wrong. He is a TLW indian gentleman

>>57398371
Just let it die, this place is a shithole anyway.

>>57398384
HEY, i take offense to that!

>>57398315
Ive been in and out of here for years, Ive never played the entire market, i make like 3 trades a year, Bought VZ at 30 bucks, USB at 30 bucks
When theres a deal ill come back, I never try to ride momentum, maybe im wrong but i cant justify buying some 500 PE shit just cause its going up

I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna bake!

>>57398420
>>57398420

Is Intel going out of business? And what’s up with the stale breads?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>>57397456
>demantia joe clamors about muh jobs
can someone post the full time employment picrel again?
>trump re-election
50/50, biden is getting harassed at his own rallies but trump has nikki haley to deal with.