/biz/ - Business & Finance

When is chainlink going into make it mode

>>57395000
I really only need it to 3x from here. Had enough time to accumulate that it doesn’t even need to go to ATH again and I can retire and never wage again. If I was single I could do so now.

Are you saying you don’t think LINK will at least 3x? Frankly I think it goes to $100+ this year. Too much pent up energy.

Make fun of it all you want at your own peril. Over and over the vision is vindicated and moves closer to its full realization. People with long time horizons will take money from the impatient once again.

>>57395000
I will unironically create assassination contracts for fudders when link is $1000. I hope you are prepared. You brought this on yourself.

>>57395000
>YOU DON'T GET IT I'LL GET SOMEONE TO UNSTAKE FROM CHAINLINK EVENTUALLY
>SO WHAT IF I'VE BEEN FUDDING FULLTIME (EVEN ON HOLIDAYS) SINCE I FOUND OUT ABOUT BIZ FROM MY SUCCESS FACTORY HANDLER IN 2021
>ONCE US FUDKEKS GET YOU TO UNSTAKE WE'LL GET PAID SO MUCH MONEY, LIKE $500 IN RETURN FOR THOUSANDS OF HOURS OF WORK ON HERE

>>57395688
esl spins up a 1pbtid to defend his bags and immediately makes a grammatical mistake

>>57395855
>goes on about grammar while completely neglecting punctuation, in addition to forgetting to capitalize an acronym
>tries to project about abusing airplane mode when it's a fudcuck staple as well
fudcuck projection posts are funny, if nothing else
i wonder how long you'll keep it up before realizing how ineffective it is - it only took you guys like a year to figure out that spamming biz with cock cages and gay porn actually just made you look like faggots rather than linkies lmao

>>57395973
Here the Esl attempts to communicate.
>2 green arrows followed by a gibberish garbled mess
Esl communication styles are always amusing. In between their amazing punctuation shifting mid comment from causal to ultra formal which only an Esl can pull off retarded phrases and catch phrases which make no sense in the English language but no doubt make sense in their third world monkey mind we see an Esl desperately trying to combine the mighty English language with his third world monkey language leading to hilarious and amusing results.

>>57396100
>calls my points a "gibberish garbled mess"
>responds to my "gibberish garbled mess" by sitting up straight and trying to use proper grammar and capitalization
>still fucks up capitalizing ESL
>and then there's that seething run-on sentence at the end
this is probably all very exhausting for you, fudcuck
maybe ask your discord handler for some guidance on what to try next? trying to be pedantic about a language you don't even speak at home REALLY isn't working out well for you LMAO

>>57396248
Now the Esl responds, he can’t keep it to himself he HAS to make sure he replies and the fud is answered (his illegible gibberish counts as anti fud to chainlink holders) else the average biz user would become spooked and not buy robbing him of $20 exit liquidity which would cause the esl huge pain and seethe. Watch him spin up a few more ids, the esl suddenly remembers multiple ids bump the thread more than one ID.
Esls are as amusing as they are predictable kek.

>>57396379
>gives up on proper capitalization and grammar
>still can't even get the capitalization for ESL right
i accept your concession, brownoid
how many more hours are you going to be on biz today? do you think anyone will unstake after 6+ more hours of writing ESL fudcuck manifestos?

>>57396379
>>57396403
Can you incels shut up and kiss already?

>>57396403
>still can't even get the capitalization for ESL right
Now the Esl lectures me on English kek
>i accept your concession
I did not concede anything. You appear to be hallucinating.
Esls on their quest to learn English have taken many drugs such as adderall lions mane datura and medicinal cocaine, while this works for the esl it leaves permanent damage on their mind and they start seeing phantoms and ghosts kek

>>57396438
TO+ with a new ID
8 posters already as predicted kek

>57396379
>illegible
This word is typically used in the context of handwriting. I can understand him just fine because he is a native English speaker. Your writing style on the other hand lmao

>>57396567
>1pbtid
Aaand here they come kek

>>57396517
>"w-well you might be right and i might not have a real response for any of it, linkie, but i'll double down anyway!"
lil fella, you consistently fuck up when it comes to the language you're trying to nitpick over
you trying to double down at this point instead of admitting how dumb you look might as well just be a concession as far as i'm concerned
also, you keep screeching about 1pbtids - probably because you're frustrated by people shutting down your dogshit threads when they point out consistent mistakes like pic related

oh and by the way - check the pool, third-worlder
see how it's still closed? now think about all the time you've spent on biz spamming garbage tier fud cooked up in your malnourished, smooth, third-world cockroach brain for that result lmao

>>57395022
cope
>>57395049
mega cope
>>57395076
omega cope
>>57395330
super omega cope
>>57395688
super ultimate omega cope
>>57395973
super duper ultimate omega cope
>>57396248
unbelievably high super duper ultimate omega cope
>>57396403
can't even levels of unbelievably high super duper ultimate omega cope

>>57396657
>a fellow fudcuck rushes into the thread for damage control because his duolingo buddy is getting absolutely reamed
LMAO

>>57396588
Nice digits

>>57396649
The Esl thinks he knows the difference between formal and casual English kek
I call it rigid learning, the Esl normally learns ultra strict and formal English and is not taught casual English. The fact this pisses you off so much is amusing and obviously awakening some third world trauma where you did not punctuate correctly so were not rewarded last nights curry. Meanwhile native English speakers are a bit more causal and look for meaning rather than punctuation but this is lost on Esls who learned English in his 2 zloty a week course just so they could shill a 3 zloty a week token in broken English kek
>third-worlder
The correct grammar is “third worlder”. You don’t need a hyphen.
>might as well be a concession
Now the Esl admits he’s hallucinating.
Posting in internet image threads causes the Esl to go red and have an aneurysm. Light meaningless comments as viewed by whites are viewed as personal attacks by Esls, I think sunlight and heat plays a role though this applies to Eastern Europeans as well.
I pity Esls I really do kek.

>>57396657
>>57396673
TO+ on his 10th sock puppet. Having lost he spins up a new sock puppet and attempts to discredit the sock puppet and hence the fud, like a child having 2 toys and conversing with himself and basically having a prolonged and terrifying hallucination kek

>>57396773
>"w-well i was just using casual English bro"
>"y-you're triggered for correcting me"
>"also now I'm going to write a triggered rant trying to correct you while still fucking up basic grammar, syntax, and capitalization"
your entire angle has been to screech about ESL posters and samefagging when it has never been more obvious that the entire thing that inspired this approach was your frustration at people pointing out your failures on here
be a good bitch and go check the pool now - see how it's still closed? that's your reward
LMAO
M
A
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>>57396805
oh and also, IDs aren't "accounts" so they can't be "sock puppets" you retarded cockroach
a sock puppet is more like the throwaway accounts that fudcucks use on places like shitter so that they can take screenshots of them to post back on here because they're dumb enough to think that this would make anyone on here unstake / sell

>>57396856
Now the Esl goes back to gibberish. Look at the flavour of the response, he’s desperate to “neutralise” the comment. Why? If he doesn’t, the biz user would be spooked and not buy the token. To have the user not buy despite posting is worse than death itself to the Esl so he must go all out with his broken disconnected garbled comment. Safe he has made his made his disconnected mangled point, he smiles and dines on his chicken jalfrezi, a delightful dish from the Indian subcontinent. Chicken Jalfrezi is a stir-fried Indian dish made with boneless chicken, vegetables & spices.
“Jalfrezi” translates to “hot/spicy stir fry”, where Jal or jhal means hot (spicy) in Bengali/ Bangla & frezi means a stir fry. (It is believed that “frezi” may have been a misspelled or mispronounced word for “fry”). Jalfrezi is a stir-fried dish that was invented by the Indian-Bangla cooks, as a means to use-up the left over roast chicken. To revive the dry roast chicken, it would be stir-fried with tomatoes, veggies and spices. This new dish gained its identity as Chicken Jalfrezi, meaning a “Spicy Chicken stir-fry”. Though Jalfrezi originated in undivided India it became popular in the UK, it is said that Chicken Jalfrezi is one of the most popular dishes in the British Indian Restaurants in UK, you are likely to find several versions derived from the authentic Jalfrezi near you.

>>57396914
Now the Esl is lecturing me on his sock puppets
I’m calling 11 posters before the end of the day, you can’t help yourself get to work kek

>>57396948
>>57396992
>keeps pumping out fudcuck manifestos projecting about being indian because he can't convince anyone to do anything on here
>now he's trying to shill a pajeet dish as well?
you're a mess, brownoid

>>57395076
cope, token literally not needed. imagine betting your life on it

>>57397000
TO+ Completely Btfo’d so now itching to spin up his 11th sock puppet
Place your bets, I say 2 hours tops before the third worlder takes over and spins up his 11th poster kek

>>57395000
>BAGHOLDING SINCE 2017
This doesnt make sense. Its 100x since then

>>57397064
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

>>57397034
you've already lost, my brown little friend
>2 hours tops
so you plan on accusing everyone calling you a retard of being a "sock puppet" for more than 2 hours? just how long are your shifts anyway? 6 hours? 8 hours?
that's very impressive and not sad at all, you fuckin loser KEK

>>57397093
>12 posters
13 incoming. The Esl switches between white man and third worlder in a blink of an eye, like an advanced form of epilepsy kek

>>57395000
Gamblers who put their money in shitcoins rather than a safe broad market index fund get what they deserve.

>>57397120
>so mindbroken that he thinks different posters with different writing styles are now just 1 guy switching (like he would, because he's projecting)
>his term for this is "advanced epilepsy"
lmfao
holy shit you're so retarded it's unreal
i got shit to do so you can enjoy sitting here projecting all day
and remember - if you ever feel like you're useless and wasting your time, just check the pool to confirm that you really ARE useless and that you accomplish nothing

>>57395000
>YOU DON'T GET IT I'LL MAKE IT FROM CHAINLINK EVENTUALLY, SO WHAT IF
this but unironically. also chekt

>>5739719
13. Esls are natures most interesting and entertaining gift kek.

>>57397405
Hello TO+ :)

>>57395000
I believe in the technology. If you did your research so would you.

>>57395973
I know u autists are extremely bored to start false flagging telegram groups

Token not needed cope n seethe


>Jan 1, 2021
BTC: $29,125
ETH: $750
LINK: $12.25
AVAX: $3.66
DOGE: $0.005
MATIC: $0.02
SOL: $1.50
BNB: $37.14
ADA: $0.17
TRX: $0.02

>Jan 1 2024
BTC: $45,000
ETH: $2,380
LINK: $15.75
AVAX: $42.25
DOGE: $0.09
MATIC: $1.01
SOL: $111.20
BNB: $318.09
ADA: $0.62
TRX: $0.10

>>57397473
thanks TO+ very good

>>57397454
HEY HWBEN HOW U DOING CHUDDIE KIDDO?
>16pbtid
BUSY DAY HUH? POOLS STILL CLOSED! TAKE YOUR LPLMEDS HWBEN IS WORRIED SICK!

>>57395973
but...you are an actual cuck tho

>>57396248
>gets appropriately called cuck for years
>his comeback is to call you a cuck

this is your creative brain in a cult

>>57397523
/thread

>57397622
>57397635
>57397641
>3pbtid all in a row
HEY LPL CHUDDIE KIDDO DID U KNOW U CAN CONDENSE THESE ALL INTO A SINGLE POST? HUH? OR DO U GET PAID PER EACH?

>>57395973
>realizing how ineffective it is
Chainlink is one of the worst performing coin in the last 4 years. The fud is extremely effective, and this is why you're seething uncontrollably in every thread.

Used my last link bag to buy a blocklords hero (2k)

>>57397714
"the FUD is effective"
Is this what FUD trannies actually tell themselves to cope with all the time they waste? Do they really believe that flooding a dead business and finance board actually affects the price of an asset with hundreds of millions of dollars worth of volume? Or that making fake accounts on Twitter and getting blocked anyway makes a difference?
That's just hilarious. VCs put a *lot* of money into trying to keep link out of the spotlight and their activities are pretty much the only thing that works in the mid term, while you're sitting here pissing into a puddle of piss and getting mad because all you ended up with was splashback. Despite all of this money and effort from well funded VCs and pointless forum FUD spammers alike, Link will kill crypto ponzis. It's inevitable.

>>57395000
checked fuck the kikes

>>57398227
2
more
weeks

>>57398323
Until what? You finally get someone to unstake? I won't hold my breath. 0.2 filled up in under 5 hours, versus however many thousand you spent posting FUD. That's just embarrassing.

>>57396773
>causal

>>57397662
>per each

>>57398597
Hello TO+ left that little Easter egg for you to find your learning, soon you’ll be able to reach Key stage 1 level english. Key stage english divides English literacy into 4 levels in American schools and kindergartens. Esls who learn key stage 3 level english display higher job prospects and better employment opportunities. Donate to an esl and help them reach these key stage English levels today.

>>57398597
Now you've upset him enough for him to start quoting the benefits of learning English off of a pamphlet he was given or something.

>57398610
SWITCHED ID AGAIN? PER EACH POST IS WHAT WAS IMPLIED, MAYBE IF YOU WEREN'T ESL YOU WOULD KNOW THAT HAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOOOOOOSER