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>He baked

Classic baggot low effort early bake...

SELL VOLATILITY

I love le hecking SOXL! I love le heckin 3x ETFs! I can time the market!

Last time SPY hit ATH. This time Europe is in a recession, China in turmoil and Houthis blocking the Red Sea.

Priced Out Edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

Previous: >>57384064

>>57385691
How can they be blocking the red sea? I thought we literally just delivered some freedom to some oppressed people in Yemen?

polish oil anon are you here? are you selling here ?

I. Love. Le. Hecking. SOXL.

Seriously though, why don’t people invest?

I know plenty who barely contribute to their 401k and roth yet drive a beemer.

This is a big week, I'm really hoping that this fellow shows up because he'd like to tell you that he's the /smg/ champion and the fact of the matter is that all of us have not seen him play stock market

Buy Exxon

>>57385713
It's a lease, they can't afford to put anything into the market. Most of the time i find rich or poor nobody gives a shit to take a little time and buy voo. Rish let cfa's do it get that spicy 1% a year, poors assume 10% of income into voo isn't worth the effort. I don't care more for us.

CHINA
WILL
GROW
LARGER

>>57385707
He's Pszenica anon, please refer to him as such in the future.

>>57385753
Is this the secret to the world's best burger? 2 tablespoons of butter on the bread before you cut it?

so how should I play with earnings? I have something i'm really bullish on. buy weeklies on the week of the ER?

How leveraged are you?

>>57385760
that frog has 6 fingers

>>57385795
3:1 long

be deadass with me niggaz. are the markets sussin?

>>57385688
What about 2x ETFs?

healthy

fuck it dumped all my oil
10k profit
not a bad start to new year

>>57385707
>>57385760
>>57385797
>6 fingers
pic related

>>57385797
>that frog has 6 fingers
Bearings for AI short NVDA.

>>57385806
That's decent, but only because there are no etfs with more than 3x.

>>57385806
The contemporary Middle East is the result of strapping weapons to robots and having people kill each other with power points. I can’t wait to see where this goes.

>>57385825
Only 5 more gaps to fill to the upside.

>>57385840
Only because I don't go full risk on anymore.

>>57385846
>five more gaps
>market makers in full control
>trust the algo

>missing so many opportunities because i'm holding bags
never again. i've learned my lesson.

>>57385862
best and most based american president

Vroom is going bankrupt (announces layoffs of 90% of staff).

>>57385881
What opportunities in specific?

>>57385789
Paper trade at least one time. Because you'll see even if you buy a weekly in the right direction, the right delta out, you may end up losing money because the price drops from vol crush.

You *do* know how to look up individual options prices, don't you?

>>57385900
NVDA and chinks. I would've bought BABA overnight last night, but had no buying power.

Stop trying to push the market up you Mumu niggers.
It's over.

where to put 50k?

>>57385158
i read the news, retard
declaring the sale was illegal is not a claim on alaska. all sales are final. all it does is position russia as a plaintiff in an international court where they can go whine about it all they want; he's ordering his own government to reverse its position

>>57385881

>>57385790
Lithium's reaching its cycle bottom. Can get killer returns buying some early stage shit around the middle of this year.

>>57385889

>>57385915
>investing in a jewish house of cards
No thanks. I day and swing trade. I just let this TSLA swing trade get really far away from me and refuse to sell until earnings. Usually I'm very good about honoring my stops. Instead I averaged down like a retard. Straight trapped.

>>57385916
ALB?

>>57385881
Learned that few hours ago
Just sold all of my AMD and flipped RVSN to hell and back
Im 4 digit green today

>>57385954
ALB isn't really early stage shit anon...

namefags get the rope

>ADM
I feel sorry for those that missed out on the bottom. Come on bros. A few billions lost because of some FUD? Almost pre-pandemic levels?

>>57385789
https://youtu.be/-RkJ1tyAjVk?si=N-irrn8TxBH0O31I
just take the cringe in stride

>>57385955
Well done, anon.

>>57385910
TQQQ so you can lose it all you fucking retard.

>>57385954
Did you seriously just respond with the first lithium play that popped into your head?

>he didnt invest in climate leader accenture, a leading firm hiring 80 iq indians to replace expensive american workers
ngmi

*snip* *snap* *snip* *snap* *snip* *snap*

>>57385973
Rude.

Gaza ceasefire soon, time to all-in EIS.

>>57385973
k

>>57385966
>bottom
I mean, it's still very low.

>>57385977
not bad not bad. non leveraged semi conductor ETFs are still the move imo

any insider tips fellas

>>57385966
>jeet's out, jewess's in
Accounting position. Probably a wash to long term success, but the 33% dump was hard not to consider over done.

>>57385999
Checked. I'm an outsider.

>>57385999
Insider here. Buy

LMTjaks, are we ok?

vibecession

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dldrCc3nnYQ

>>57385955
how do people even find stocks that randomly pump 200% in a single day? fuck you for not shilling it last week.

Dip is over. Resume the pumping.

when the fuck is this shit market collapsing, I NEED to see normies and sex-havers get their lives fucking destroyed, I need to see homes foreclosed on couples, I need to see the IRAs of boomers eradicated, I need to see bankers jumping from skyscrapers, I need all portfolios to implode. Billions must die

>>57386089
never retard, there's zero reason to be bearish

>>57386089
unironically horrible mindset and ngmi

30Y yields above FED funds when?

>>57386089
>normies and sex-haver
I’m bearish and have (hetero) sex. I don’t know why you’re linking your macro outlook to your sex life, that sounds like it could compromise one or both.

>>57386109
She cute

>>57385916
Agree. I'm holding onto SGML.

>>57386089
add a Civil War somewhere in there and I'm in
I grow tired of these crabcakes

I'm green now ty

>>57386089
Silly bobo.

>>57386089
>>57386107
Samefag glownigger. Ukraine lost.

>>57386170
Okay Boris.

>>57386142
Don't look up the CEO's gender.

>>57386179
The secretary of defense died in a Russian airstrike. You lost.

>>57385659
Lazy OP
Definitely a short sign for China
Buy oil instead

I've been quasi following MMM, question to old-timers. If they decided to cut divy from 6 to 4%, say to do anything, focus on book value, expansion of research and/or efficiency on production, or even advertising and a war-chest for their lawsuits, whatever;
What would that do to share price?
How reasonable an option is that for a board in this period?

>>57386188
Checked and too late.

>>57386188
>>57386213
She's the real CEO's wife

>>57386200
Nope. I'm American and Americans always win. Go cry yourself to sleep Vasily.

>>57386188
>>57386213
What gender is this?

>>57386200
Holy shit. Hi numbnuts. Unlike Putin's gay bar promotionals, the US promotes dozens of meritous faggots who sit around and fuck off for years waiting for a chance to take any open position. All of whom are skilled in multiple languages, attended West Point, have multiple tours, most of whom have killed niggers in combat, and any of which are better at grand strategy and operations of an army than Putin.

USDU

>>57386089
Me too fren.
I want to see this market crash and everyone goes "OMG Joe Biden save us!"
Then Trump reads them the snake poem.

>>57386240
Bogdanoff

>>57385713
For the average person, you would have to invest most or all of your savings to have decent gains. One black swan away from ruin. Even if you invest only in indexes, the gains won't be enough to be life changing.

>>57385789
If you want to play with earnings, do spreads instead of just straight calls or puts.

$SAVE was an easy short, hope you listened last thread

HOLY GOD
WE PRAISE THY NAME
LORD OF ALL
WE BOW BEFORE THEE
ALL ON EARTH THY SCEPTER CLAIM
ALL IN HEAVEN ABOVE ADORE THEE
INFINITE THY VAST DOMAIN
EVERLASTING IS THY REIGN
INFINITE THY VAST DOMAIN
EVERLASTING IS THY REIGN

DWAC is randomly mooning again wtf???? Last I saw it was down 13% how is it up 16%

>>57386362
Is this a short here?

>>57385679
Ok rabbi, we’re under 13 again and you’re shorting every candle. Who the fuck fell asleep at the wheel that you need to bail out before the rug?

>>57386362
Because Trump is winning in New Hampshire's exit polls.

>>57386392
there was no recession retard, it was a vibecession and now that people's vibes are going back into optimism we're going to create a new paradigm.

>>57386271
That is not true. If you invest a few hundred bucks a month in something as boring as dividend aristocrats (if you start young and re-invest the dividends, of course) you'll have incredible gains.

>>57386403
Who cares??

>>57386403
How is that possible, the 6 people who live in New Hampshire all voted at midnight last night and it was unanimous for Haley?

>>57386376
I don’t think so. It looks like it’s going to 100$. I’ve seen this disbelief really happen with CVNA last year for months

>>57386234
>>57386243
Two more weeks until NAFO topples Putler.

>>57385695
break all of this old fucks fingers one by one

>>57386434
No, I expect it may take some time, and frankly Putin's not my priority. My priority is showing the rest of the earth that using nuclear threats to expand empire is a losing proposition when brave and thinking men are about.

FVX

Stop pushing the market up you stupid nigger faggots.

>>57386406
Shut up baggie and tell me who they’re trying to save

>>57386495
don't try to reason with normie sex-having nigger cattle NPCs. They're euphoric and don't realize that we are heading off a cliff and soon they'll be cooking their faggot pets for meal if they're lucky enough to survive the first 36 hours of pure post-collapse chaos and destruction

>>57386243

>any of which are better at grand strategy and operations of an army than Putin

Pretty odd then that they forgot to rebuild US or EU capacity for throughput of arty shell or missile manufacturing, or notice drone warfare coming their way even a little bit.

OK to be fair they did notice drone warfare, but in typical US fashion they focused on the multi-billion dollar whiz-bang drones loaded with gadgets and fat procurement kickbacks, and somehow forgot that you can just duck-tape explosives to a cheap quadcopter for a couple hundred bucks.

Hmm.

>>57385969
Josh is quite cringe but I like him. Very chill dude

>>57386522
3/4 of Russia's stockpiled military vehicles have been destroyed in Ukraine, at least by kills recorded. We can assume some % have been refit after destruction.
Do you think that was the Kremlin ordering their own to drone their own?
Where, then, is your flex?
Arty Capacity?
How's the rail line from Korea to Moscow? Offline? No problem. It's -14F there right now and 4 feet of snow and ice. I'm sure you'll have it open by March.

SCHO

CHINA EDITION

>>57386427
Haley didn't get the nomination because she's a woman and a person of color. That's what joy reid told me.

>>57386540
Why is the lady black?

>>57385966
I had to buy

>>57386604
1% down payments with Zillow™, plz understand

>>57386604
black women are the most sacred women in western society. No one can ever challenge them

Anime lesbians.

>>57386614
Oh right.

>>57386604
Only people of color are allowed to get mortgages now

>>57386602
Biden is a write-in on the NH ballot. Wonder if they did that anywhere else?
That's BB on XPAR, so you can vote for Kennedy.

>>57386647
Lol are we really just not going to have an election? I’m sure that will restore people’s faith in the government.

>>57386647
>Biden is a write-in on the NH ballot
dont care still ridin with Biden

>>57386550
Same, there's a ton of knowledge in there for free.

>>57386678
He bombs Muslims. That's all I need in a president. Giving weapons to kill Russians is icing on the cake.

Oh yeah then there's bidenomics.he may actually be the best president since I've been alive.

Allah akbar
al-mawt li Amrika
al-mawt li Israil
alla nah ala Jahood

>>57386678
>I hang with a guy who fondles kids in the US Capital during the oath of office ceremony between giving sacred oaths.
Yeah, you would.

Short BOSS, I want in before it goes big.

China bros, PBOC press conference at 1500 hours Chinky time

>>57386700
>since ive been alive
You are 4 years old.

>>57386731
>fondles kids in the US Capital during the oath of office ceremony between giving sacred oaths
dont care still ridin with biden

>>57386753
this made me laugh out loud.

>>57386766
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCTXDInRBvQ

>>57386766
I mean, aren´t they just precious?

>>57385960
>>57385974
ok, what about PLL then?

>>57386779
>>57386803
dont care still ridin with biden

>>57386803
Too old

Fucking crab day

>>57386700
>Giving weapons to kill Russians is icing on the cake
based

>>57386779
what about the other girl that he whispered something like "you have no idea how horny you make me"

>>57386522
All I'm hearing is "Long KTOS and AVAV"

BABA too I guess.

>>57386751
utterly bullish for slanted portfolios

>>57386815
Now you're using your noggin. Give it a couple more months to bleed/cook.

>>57386852
what about that woman who claimed she was raped by him while she was a staffer? #TellSurvivors2STFU #WeDontBelieveThem

>>57386751
All in YINN? Or are there better 3x chinamen funds?

i lost money today
again
down 60%
i feel empty

Is AAOI a short here? What do you lads think?

TSLA earnings today.

At least my MSFT is making a little bit of money

>we have another 10 months of Americans talking about two geriatric demented retards in every thread
it's all so tiring

>>57386803
>>57386852
He literally rubs this girls nipple.This is Mitch McConnell's niece and he's fondling her chest while everyone is distracted.
https://www.c-span.org/video/?323601-1/senate-ceremonial-swearing-vice-president-biden
bout 04:25-5:15 or so. Put it on half speed, you can see him literally rub her chest with his fingers.

That's SONY for excellent cameras at an affordable price.

>>57386904
What did you short? And dont tell me on leverage

>>57386893
shill me some plays baggot

>*ALL POTENTIAL CANDIDATES MUST BE ABLE TO GENERATE THEIR OWN LEADS! COMPANY DOES NOT SUPPLY CLIENTS OR CALLS LEADS FOR TAX PREPARERS!!!!!
>SERIOUS CANDIDATES ONLY
How is this not an MLM scam?

>>57386920
NVDA call options

>>57386928
You mean sell right?

>>57386923
>TAX PREPARERS
why is this not an official branch of the fed/state government yet? why is there an army of boomer cpa's who do the gov'ts job for them? i'd rather be shitting in the streets of portland or san fran than go back to being a tax preparer

>>57386918
SONY needs to break off its hardware division from the other junk that it owns now. Maybe then it'd go from glory hole to glory days.

>>57386898
All in YINN or BABA calls

>>57386904
Every day is a new day. What did you learn from this?

>Size too large
>Stop loss ignored/not determined
>Trading something you don't know
>Trading something the market knows a lot more about than you
>FOMOing/chasing

Any of these? All of these?

I wanna get some puttys on UVXY but I don't know
all these earning reports and talk about ATH has me sp**ked

>>57386815
Looks pretty good no upcoming bullish events, as >>57386889 said It looks like a bleeder my friend. Let it bleed and then start building a position, also keep an eye on the Form 4's to see what insiders are doing.

I want to put $5k on one singular options strategy for a 100% or 200% gain. shill me your best

Get in, we're getting CHINESE

>>57386913
tomorrow today is nflx

well, anon, how was the latest meal? are you an investor now?

>>57386940
No, I mean purchase call options on this NVDA dip, retard.

>buy save
>it plummets
>sell
>it recovers
>buy SRUUF
>it instantly loses its momentum and starts dipping
how am I this fucking cursed?

>>57386991
what sort of research did you do first?

wtfwt

>>57386989
4 dollars is a dip in a 595 dollar stock? Are you serious?

>>57386987
>are you an investor now?
No thanks to HELFY anon I know hello fresh is going bankrupt. Only Factor75 has potential.

THE WORLD'S STOCKING EXCHANGES GO UP!

>>57386987
Next box arrives today
No I will not invest
Even though HELFY is up 12% today, I think it's just low volume shit
I might have to pause my subscription though for unrelated reasons, so I'll find out how awful that experience is too

>>57386986
oh, duh.
So you think Netflix up or down?

>>57386966
>keep an eye on the Form 4's to see what insiders are doing.
https://www.secform4.com/insider-trading/1728205.htm

>>57386986
my gf claims to have a shrimp allergy, which means I have to get creative and spend twice as much money on lobster tails and scallops whenever i want to make a seafood sauce.

look at that shrimps almost back to the open

>>57386991
>SRUUF
You gotta have patience. That crabbed from mid December to early January, even though nothing really fixed the looming uranium shortage.

>>57387006
do you want to make money or sit around with your dick in your hand waiting for a crash that isn't cumming until march?

>>57387013
why not just cancel?

>>57387008
seems like a lot of work, they need to simplify the prep steps. we're tired wagies.

>>57387011
>stocking
That's long CAT, nobody else makes better fork lifts.

>>57386987
Assuming this was you: >>57386964
The meals I had last week weren't even that good. The chicken and rice was a ton of work for a pretty basic meal. The mac and cheese was even more work for just... mac and cheese with some bacon mixed in.
>>57387039
>why not just cancel?
Because I have a lot of gift card value left over on my account, and if I cancel completely that might get wiped out, idk...

>>57387038
I made decent today and I do not hold NVDA. I dont like growth stocks that are the top, sorry.

what's a better financial investment? 15 shares of tencent or this?

>>57387013
all i can find is this
HelloFresh, the German meal kit company, announced it would stop using coconut milk from Thailand this year, after allegations by the animal rights advocacy group PETA of the use of forced monkey labor in the coconut industry there.

>>57386089
This
Only I need it to go on for just enough time for me to profit. After that I should go back to rocket emojis and etc...

>>57387025
I just fapped to this and has I reached climax and jizzed over myself then I realised it was elon musk dear god.

>>57387071
>forced monkey labor in the coconut industry there
based

>>57387039
>seems like a lot of work, they need to simplify the prep steps. we're tired wagies.
Yeah that's why I like Factor75 you just microwave that shit and you have a healthy "meal", the portions are way too small tho.

Anyone read this Financial Times article? It says that ETFs and index funds are distoring the stock market, leading to overvaluation of stocks contingent and more money pouring in.
>https://financialpost.com/financial-times/grumblers-passive-investing-have-point

>>57386955
YINN's holdings make no sense. Why can't these 3x ETFs have normal holdings like 300% swaps?? FXI + a ton of money market sounds like a big scam to me.

>>57387071
>forced monkey labor
Keking my ass off!

WTFWT

>>57387094
idk its up 13.49 percent today does it really matter

>>57387071
I doubt that's it, but thanks for the effort baggie
Looking at a longer chart, it's still going to zero

>>57387101
Here i'll repost my TA from earlier, but keep feeding the squeeze please.

>>57387101
>So, this is our son's room
>He is a little "Big Shorter", haha
>"Hey honey, did you short any overvalued companies today?"

>>57387114
>but keep feeding the squeeze
I HATE THE ANTICHRIST
>I HATE THE ANTICHRIST
I HATE THE ANTICHRIST
>I HATE THE ANTICHRIST
I HATE THE ANTICHRIST
>I HATE THE ANTICHRIST
I HATE THE ANTICHRIST
>I HATE THE ANTICHRIST
I HATE THE ANTICHRIST
>I HATE THE ANTICHRIST
I HATE THE ANTICHRIST
>I HATE THE ANTICHRIST

>>57387054
welp, using the product is some of the best research. so there was value there. thanks for the report back. some of my best investments have been products i am a customer of and could monitor the quality/experience (Chipotle, Brunswick, Netflix, Apple, Microsoft).

>>57386602
Joy Reid is not a woman of color. Explain the blonde hair. A real WOC would never commit cultural appropriation. I will definitely be subscribing to her OF though.

>>57387107
I guess for indexes it matters not. As a heads up I just botted BIGLY so Xi will probably rug overnight.

>>57386109
>30Y yields above FED funds when?
Very unlikely that it's going to happen at any time during the remainder of this decade.

Bears, bulls or crabs today?

>>57387156
>Very unlikely
Doubt.

>>57387114
There will be a huge dump right before the election.
Joe Biden will be known as the worst President in history.
Then Trump will come back and save America.

>>57386700
Bidenomics priced me out of groceries

>>57387038
>your dick in your hand
It doesn’t have to be my dick, does it?

>>57387171
Americans are so fucking stupid, why wont they listen to the experts

>>57386918
Based biden fondling the turtles SEAmonkey lolis.

>>57387084
>Factor75
looks pretty cool. might try that for lunches.

>>57386916
(You) can always go hang out on your own country's successful Internet hot spots.

>>57387166
>There will be a huge dump right before the election.
>Joe Biden will be known as the worst President in history.
>Then Trump will come back and save America.
HE WAS BANGIN SENATOR'S UNDERAGE CHILDREN TWO AT A TIME

>>57387071
>forced monkey labor
USA could learn a bit from Thailand.

>>57387200
>might try that for lunches.
If you do, keep us posted.

>>57387166
Cool story bro, don't to forget to vote in election, and never invest long term.

>LMT losses erase RTX gains on the day
I fucking hate this game so much it's unreal.

>>57387094
>FXI + a ton of money market sounds like a big scam to me.
Anon, it's literally 3x FXI. Any cash is held against margin requirements.

>>57387218
will do. lately been using ubereats or not eating. ubereats is too expensive and not eating sucks

>>57387228
Diversification is a meme. Rotation is where its at

>>57387166
A crash and deflation would be good for "the economy". I could afford food again and car insurance again. FAGMAN stonks can go to zero.

>>57387228
That's why you just BWXT and chill.

Civilian nukes, naval nukes, it don't matter. Business is booming.

>we are so gonna make it
>heemed
>we are so back
>re-heemed
>its over
>but wait
>re-re-heemed
>its over

>>57387166
>>57387207
The market will go into recession sometime next year either way, but if Biden is president it will be hailed as "not a big deal" while if Trump is president they will blame him. The flipside is that if Trump is president, getting a job will be easier for muh-lelnials and zimzooms.

>>57387246
from that recent economist article?

>>57386920
Buy SMCI leaps while writing calls against the leaps.

>>57387249
Plus it's headquartered in *Lynch*burg so it scares off black people.

>>57387225
what am i looking at here?

>>57387229
Disregard my single brain cell post. I forgot that Schwab does not bother showing correct holdings for ETFs. https://www.direxion.com/product/daily-ftse-china-bull-bear-3x-etfs#show-daily-holdings has what I wanted to see.

>>57387249
Hmm, interesting. My personal interest is aviation, but boats could be cool too.

>>57387054
>The chicken and rice was a ton of work for a pretty basic meal
Do you eat out mostly, or were you cook before you started?
>>57387194
Ehh, that could be anyone old. Looks close tho. Too out of focus. Not that it doesn't fit what is known of him, I believe it probably is. Just in that case, it's too blurry and without context to be sure.

What the fuck?

>>57387246
personally my living standards improved under the biden administration, but i'll never admit it and i'm still voting for Trump.

Holy fuck Schwab still says 200% NGU2 for BOIL holdings. What a scam brokerage.

>>57387250
there's a huge crash coming in late february to march. It's simply a fact at this point. Hope you're ready to lose everything you have, cus this is the big one

And here comes the end of day miracle bid to bring indices up 1%+

someone hold me and tell me its gonna be ok

>>57387267
Migrants stabbing their raft so that the ship has to rescue them. Turns out they don't have to rescue them and you shouldn't deflate your raft if you can't swim.

>>57387256
Probably. My economic reality and the gaslighting from the government didn't match up so I googled "Americans don't belive this fake and gay economy numbers" and found many sites trying to explain why our lying eyes are lying to us.

>>57387280
>Do you eat out mostly, or were you cook before you started?
No, I mostly cook, but only easy things because I actually don't enjoy cooking and I hate dealing with cleanup afterwards even more. Before HELFY was foisted on me, I mostly ate pasta, rice with cheese, and frozen chicken tenders

>>57387307
Major incel vibes from this post, ewwwww

>>57387171
>>57387246
please provide a link, anon.
this is a gem.

my nigga @RUSS2K hangin in there like a champ

>>57387294
bobos are fundamentally screwed because goy cattle just keep buying more index funds and ETFs, so the shilled indexes will keep rising higher and higher

>>57387308
>frozen chicken tenders
I like the ones shaped like dinosaurs personally.

>>57387323
They're all referencing the dame poll. You get libtard takes are why our eyes are lying to us and cuckservative takes on why we should secure Israel's borders.
https://www.nytimes.com/2023/11/20/upshot/economy-voters-poll.html
https://www.google.com/amp/s/thehill.com/business/4346224-most-americans-feel-the-economy-is-in-recession-despite-strong-job-market-steady-growth-survey/amp/
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.nationalreview.com/corner/americans-dont-believe-bidens-economy-is-good-because-that-is-a-lie/amp/

>>57387283
It's an extremely boomer brokerage. But if you're ever actually looking into an ETF's holdings, you can't beat the issuer's webpage: https://www.proshares.com/our-etfs/leveraged-and-inverse/boil

>>57387358
lol ty gonna check them out

>>57387359
Those are too expensive. I just buy the cheapest store brand ones available. They're not even really tenders, they're just oversized nuggets. I actually bought the real tenders once and they were kind of fatty and gross.

>>57387283
>BOIL holdings
who fuckin cares what it holds its BOIL!

>>57387308
yeah this is me. i make some easy shit and dump it on top of rice or pasta. frozen veggies help a bit, at least it makes me feel like i'm eating healthier.

>>57387085
If you’re not retarded this is very obvious. It should be easy to outperform the indexes over the next year or two.

>>57385881

Been there so many times.

>>57387308
yeah I have like 6-7 go-to's I make but thats about it.

Today's benchmarks:
>BOIL: 4.15%
>CCJ: 2.04%
>/HE: 3.54%
>KWEB: 5.02%
>MARA: -1.87%
>SOXL: 1.84%
>TMF: -2.72%
>TQQQ: 0.85%
>TSLA: 0.22%
>XXXX: 0.87%

How many are (You) beating?

anyone holding baba or pypl calls? thinking of getting out but it might pump again this week.

>>57387254
It will happen before may.

>>57387416
I fomo'ed lat the top ike a retard, but were up to my break even now.

>>57387383
These are the ones I get at the Costco. They have Omega-3s and it even says they're Yummy right on the package.

>you haven't starved goyim
>why are you complaining

>>57387264
Lynchburg is extremely comfy. I miss living there.

>>57387440
I'm of course a max-min tard and was already pretty well dialed in before all this shit, and I am not pleased.

>>57387392
how so?

>>57387431
If it pulls back even a little bit, I'm doubling down. The CCP held a gun to Jack Ma's head and had him buy to signal the bottom, so no way they let people fight them and win.

Normies are not happy

>>57387387
Classic BOIL bhenchod.

>VZ doing well today

>>57387468
Literally make your own mayonnaise. Emulsifying is easy.

Higher.
Longer.

>>57387468
>gas prices are obscene
no they aren't, lol. at least not in america. it's fucking cheap here. inflation adjusted hasn't even peaked above what it was at after the late 00 peak

>>57387464
All the high market cap stocks are just holding companies.

Please tell me soft landing means controlled deflation and prices going back to 2019. How do you fix this?

>>57387490
Yeah I’d why people keep talking about gas and oil with inflation.
The fricken oil futures curve is starting to invert that’s how cheap it is.

>>57387501
>soft landing
But no that's not what it means at all

>>57387501
It never goes back anon it only slows down. The soft landing already happened. Did you notice it? No, exactly that soft.

>>57387487
THEY LITERALLY KILLED ALL THE CHICKENS SO A DOZEN EGGS COSTS $10!!!!!

>>57387520

>>57387481
>big money gainer plus the divvy coming in a week

i would rather tech megacaps/mag 7 to keep going up over inflation in the consumer staples/gas sector going down

>>57387501
>prices go back
That's not what was promised, but in an efficient economy it is what happens.
Mostly it's up to you. Do you invest in people who build shit, like F, or do you invest in people who trade and liquidate, like IEP?
The first will grow towards lower prices for things that are non-zero sum. The second will see prices increasing.

Bobos are unironically right about everything.

>this market
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1701134127575307.webm

>Magnificent Seven
>META is somehow still included
Didn't they blow billions on their Everquest game?

>>57387509
i think it's just people need something to point to, but i'm amazed how cheap gas has stayed. not only that, but the cars are much more efficient, so it's even easier on the wallet.

>>57387533
equities will sell off at the first cut yes, and then it's smooth sailing all the way to 2026.

>>57387481
I was told ER lowers stock price

>>57387439
I don't know why you faggots don't just go to Costco, this 5 pound box of nuggets is less than $20, a gallon of gas is less than $3, and the hot dog drink combo is still a $1.50 and still comes with a free refill

>>57387501
>controlled deflation and prices going back to 2019
topkek

we had a little argument JANNY and me

>>57387578
Love Costco, Jim Sinegal is a great friend of the working man. I wish they sold ammo though.

>>57387578
The local costco here is selling gift cards from restaurants and XBOX for 25% off.
After a while of that, you're easily paying the membership fee back in savings.

>>57387004
for SAVE, I learned about the merger, the agreement to buy at $30 a share and the block, saw that it was coming up from a dip and got in at $11. Other than panic selling, I think the risk reward there might have made sense, even in hindsight.
saw someone saw SRUUF made them happy on /biz/, read about the shortage and saw the momentum.
At this point, I'm slowly leaving all my positions and getting into VOO, as I'm clearly cursed.

>>57387563
Also almost everyone who could afford to live is wfh now.

>>57387568
No, you're a fucking retard. SPY is going back to $360.

>>57386626
whatever you say rabbi

>>57387643
the roads are still packed though (probably wfh people joy riding since they only work for 3 hours a day... that and the cheap gas)

>>57385905
>wants to sell his bags to buy new bags

>>57387602
I just have my business pay the fucking membership fee and do all my personal shopping there.

>>57387628
you're not cursed, you just did basically zero research and gambled. VOO is comfy though, so is VTI.

>>57387658
Yet stocks went up, and deliveries went down. It's the EV/Hybrid effect if you're seeing busy roads.
>>57387669
>>57387666
>>57387674
Yes.

any good netflix earnings plays?

>>57387539
>Bobos are unironically right about everything.
Except the timing. That's why they fuel the market to ATH's with short covering.

>>57387647
you forgot to add a zero bro

>>57387674
what further research would the smart investor do for those examples?

>>57387691
big money upper beta squeeze straddle

FIVE MINUTES REMAINING:
>FINISH HIM

>>57387524
CALM down, Baggie.

went long on NFLX with a x20 leverage. i will make it this time

daq is pamping in the past few minutes

>>57387726
>straddle
the ATM straddle is like $40, no thanks

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

>>57387705
You'd want to decide on exits in advance. Personally I hold a bunch of SRUUF and am waiting for another wave of hype later in this year as we continue to have zero sellers on the market and utility buyers trickle in one by one. The only/likely way spot prices get derailed is if a bunch of Chinamen start dumping on the market for no reason.

I'm waiting for a few more months, expecting 30%+, so +/- 2% swings are ignorable noise.

>>57387802
+$50

>>57387802
Like +0.2%, but it was tremendously jewish.

>he didn't buy nflx

>>57387802
+1.03%

>>57387802
better than expected
+0.61%

>>57387802
>+2.29%
>YTD: -3.16%
Based China unfucking my SAVE coinflip losses.

>>57387802
-1.11%

>>57387802
4%

>>57387802
+1.99%

>>57387802
You win some you lose some. The trick is to win more often than you lose.

new

>>57387863
>>57387863
>>57387863

>>57387802
About flat, so at least I didn't get absolutely fucking heemed today, which is a change from what happened last week.

>>57387432
The market will either be rejected right now at the double top, dump hard for a couple of months, then spontaneously recover in october again just like in 2022 so Biden can talk about how he saved america or it will dump next year.

>>57387690
we need congestion charges

>>57387416
>soxl takes the big poopie after hours because TXN had their profit report
Oh no no no ahahaha.

>>57387802
Too flat to figure out the %

>>57386942
Just a question but what did you even do as a TP? Did you just cold call people and say "hey wanna let me do your taxes?". Because customer service/help desk is basically like that but they call you. Probably less pain for the same kind of job where people scream at you.

>>57387875
>more often
*bigger
The number of times matters much less.

>>57386540
so america will have crash like 2008 but much bigger. nice, i hope it spreads to where i am so i can get cheap apartmets to rent.

>>57387077
bullish for NVDA