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CHINA

Vibvecession is over

https://x.com/opinion/status/1749452633692410361?s=20

>receive call from my female broker
>she's pregnant
>immediately cash out and switch traders
Any stocks for this feel?

> Verizon earnings out
> Q4 EPS lower than Q4 EPS the year before
> stock still pumps
We are stuck in a forever bull market. Only world war 3 could stop it now

>>57384064
>he baked
>for free

>>57384073
god... this country is fucking doomed.

>>57384084
Nah this is just a sector rotation.
BUY SOXS and CYCLICALS

UH YOU DID BUY FXI LIKE I TOLD YOU TO YESTERDAY, RIGHT?!!?!?

Reminder to everyone in the "Vote or Die" state of New Hampshire, a vote for Nikki is a vote for WW3, while a vote for Trump is a vote for sending the illegals back to their shit hole countries.

>>57384073
>KylaScanlon
lmao she's such a fuckin retarded zoomie. She's also ugly as fuck

>>57384073
Top signal

dividend investing general /dig/. Because the foundation of your future is laid brick by brick

>>57361874
>>57361874

>>57384101
Why the fuck would you vote for that kike MIGA boomer in that case?

>>57384073
This is when they pull the rug, now that nobody is expecting them to pull the rug, they are going to pull the fucking rug anyway.

Can the NQ sell off already

mumu fucking shits

>>57384112
flop general

>>57384112
kys stop shilling your shit general

3m bros...

Oh boy more mumu faggots coming in and buying the NQ for no god damn reason

There is zero fucking reason for this fucking choppy move up. The volume is falling, we're printing red candles on the 5 minute, yet we still get these fucking wicks up

>>57384118
I liked his policies, and thought he told the inconvenient truth better than Al Gore ever could. Like nobody wants to admit they came here illegally because their home country is a shit hole, but that's exactly what's been going on. His honesty is something politicians these days could learn a lot from.

>probably still attracted to regular women
That has to be the only thing you could have possibly said that is able to sting me, and you found it. Well done. I theoretically find women attractive but their personalities are rotten. Little girls are so pure. Just kiss one on the forehead and call her cute and she'll blush and you'll be her prince charming just like that. It really is that easy.

Hey, MUMU! Everybody's here. There's BOBO. HEDGIE. Good to see you,JANNY.
You got everything you need? The chef cooked for you special, thedancers will kick your tongue out and your credit is good. Draw chips for everyone inthe room so they can play on the house.

>>57384073
normalfags stay out of my market, I don't want another dump

>>57384147
Stay away from kids.

>>57384159
somehow fundamentals have returned.

>CHINA

>>57384159
Where did you find this image.

We will never break out ever again

>>57384073
Vibe aint bussin fr fr

>SOXL in red
>SOXS also red

Fucking jews

>>57384143
Short sellers keep fucking trying to time the top. STOP FUCKING SHORTING AND LET THE LONGS START SELLING

>>57384127
>>57384133
Malding options losers

All new highs until May and we will crab until Trump gets re-re-elected and then blast off

>>57384147
Please leave the 3D little girls alone anon.
Financial advice

is this the year bros? the great rug pull

>>57384192
I know that the longs are never going to sell.

>>57384101
Putin just laid claim to Alaska, Formally. Either you back Ukraine and stop the crap out of the Kremlin's idiots in Ukraine till the orcs go behind their walls, or you can enjoy smiling at Palin as she tells you about all the things she's been seeing across her fence.
LMT, GE, F, RTX, BA, BAH, ... did I miss anyone?

>>57384134
ADM bros

SOXL
Everyone loves a good story. I've not yet seen a sector that doesn't cycle

>>57384147
Yes, because they don't know what is needed to keep them alive and they have magical thinking. You're angry that women get a limited number of offspring compared to your practically unlimited in the animal sense. Thus, they have to be picky, because for at least 3 years either she and the child or the child or she will be dead if you don't deliver the bacon. They ain't bad for wanting to only give you kids when you're capable of keeping them. You should be proud to have a woman who considered her own life and the life of your offspring.

That's WAL COST possibly even KR.

test

>>57384180
With the addition of AI, people are becoming more productive and tasks that used to require a full time position can be completed in just a few hours of unskilled labor.

>>57384212
Welcome back.

>>57384207
Semis-rugpull yes.

>>57384212
Why is your post blank? Might be a faggot

I wonder what the vibe is there

https://www.reuters.com/technology/tencents-riot-games-lay-off-about-11-staff-2024-01-22/

>>57384218
>becoming more productive
lol
lmao!

>>57384219
Thanks
>>57384222
checked. I got randomly range banned this morning. THought I was gonna have to buy a pass. Thanks for coming to my ted talk

>>57384208
Weakest bait I have ever seen. But here’s a (you)

>>57384209
>back the Ukraine
The Ukraine is weak. It's like we might as well just back France while we're at it too.

>>57384218
>With the addition of AI, people are becoming more productive
lmao, apart from few niches this is years from now

>>57384233
We're going to continue to crab higher

Long TSLA baggies

THE
FAKEST
AND
THE
GAYEST
AND
THE
NIGGEREST
AND
THE
JEWIEST
https://www.cnbc.com/2024/01/23/china-reportedly-weighs-measures-to-support-stock-markets-could-mobilize-278-billion-.html

>>57384209
>You're angry
Stopped reading. Your assumption is already wrong, I'm not angry just disinterested. I may not have what they are looking for but the feeling is mutual, it's not a source of bitterness for me. I'm not an incel.

>>57384240
>278B
Time for vibespansion, chud

slow and steady

There's my daily loss limit reached. Lost all the money I made in 2 trading days plus another $200. What is this fucking faggot jew market doing today? WHY THE FUCK IS IT NOT GOING DOWN

>>57384235
Ukraine fighting one to five on people and one to twenty on resources took on and beat the "#2 army in the world" and has eliminated nearly 3/4 of their stockpiles of ground arms, and their navy.
They've beaten #2 in the world in 4 out of 6 fronts. Kyiv, Kharkiv, Kherson, Odessa. And you can count the Black Sea as 5 out of 7.
So far, Putin has lost nearly 25 generals, including two of his literal right hands.
Putin cannot ship oil out of St. Petersburg, and cannot run the rail lines from China to Moscow.
St. Petersburg was burning, and the residents of Moscow are facing 12 hour rolling blackouts until March, if things go the way the "experts" in Moscow expect.
They're a willing army and Putin just made it personal for the US.

now i ain't sayin she a golddigga
but she ain't messin wit no broke niggas

Just dump already

This is a big week I'm really hoping that this fellow shows up because he'd like to tell you that he's the /smg/ champion and the fact of the matter is that all of us has not seen him play stock market

>>57384235
Ukraine fighting one to five on people and one to twenty on resources took on and beat the "#2 army in the world" and has eliminated nearly 3/4 of their stockpiles of ground arms, and their navy.
They've beaten #2 in the world in 4 out of 6 fronts. Kyiv, Kharkiv, Kherson, Odessa. And you can count the Black Sea as 5 out of 7.
So far, Putin has lost nearly 25 generals, including two of his literal right hands.
Putin cannot ship oil out of St. Petersburg, and cannot run the rail lines from China to Moscow.
St. Petersburg was burning, and the residents of Moscow are facing 12 hour rolling blackouts until March, if things go the way the "experts" in Moscow expect.
They're a willing army against Putin, and Putin just made it personal for the US.
>>57384246
>i lost interest for no reason
They're built to find a provider, you believed a lie about equality or you're afraid you cannot provide, and you're angry.
>stopped reading because you made a mistake
No, you're angry.

Oh of course these jew faggots stop me out THEN start the selloff. Fucking god damn faggots and their fucking stop hunting. What was this retarded fucking slow up trend for the past 40 fucking minutes anyway? What dumb fucking apes decided to keep buying this shitty ass market?

>>57384209
>jewtin stuck in a forever war in a neighboring country a fraction of its size
>"Y...You're next, Alaska!"
lol
lmao even

>>57384265
I guess hundreds of thousands more dead Ukrops is a sacrifice you are willing to make.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9RsnZjjZ3I

>>57384265
Why would the people of Moscow even need electricity, if they would be better sent to take Kiev?

good morning /smg/
i just woke up
wtfwt

>>57384147
Yeah, I know, Im prince charming to several little girls. Difference is, Im not gonna try to fuck em.

>>57384265
They’re drafting women. There is no Ukrainian state and there are no more Ukrainian people.

>>57384322
Danke Gott

>Sell KWEB for a loss
>Sell AMD puts for a profit
It’s all dumb luck isn’t it?

>>57384287
It won't be hundreds of thousands if the provisions are appropriate. And yes, if Ukraine wants to liberate themselves and the risk is hundreds of thousands, it is both their risk, and my honor to keep my promise, my ethical goals, and now my actual defense.
Watching Medvedev push buttons in a drunken fit is like watching a comedy villain. What a fuck up.

LMT, RTX, BA, BAH
>>57384322
Cool, then the US will be buying the best croplands in the world, some titanium mines, a few fields of petrol and Nat Gas, and a Black Sea vacation. And all it costs is the death of an idiot in the Kremlin making formal claim to US lands.

>>57384282
I'm not afraid, I know I'm not suited to provide for anyone, and whatever evolutionary urge to pass on my genes that was supposed to kick in still hasn't happened yet and I'm nearly 30 so there's no desire to change that on my end, nor any resentment for women in particular that goes beyond my overall distaste for normalniggers of all varieties male or female. Women just tend to have more rotten personalities than men on average it's a fact. There are things about men that make them bad to be around too, more outliers and perchance for aping out, overall gotta be on your guard more around them.

im out of honey for my tea so im using mrs butterworths syrup instead. am i gonna make it?

>>57384287
I don't think you understand how much slavs don't want to be under r*ssian rule.

>>57384351
I'm afraid your condition is terminal.

>There's a potential 2 Year Treasury kill screen coming up in case anyone wants to watch

>>57384341
you talk like a fag, and your shit is retarded. if two eastern european shit holes want to have a boarder dispute, let them work it out themselves. not my fucking problem.

I shorted $SAVE at $8

China bros was this the bottom? Like for real?

>>57384107
low-test chudcel

CHINA (FXI)

female natural gas

fuck off /pol/!!
REEEEEEE!!!

>>57384365
China is going into secular decline and will have a cultural revolution but not until after Japan.

>PG

love me boomer divi stocks

IT FEELS LIKE WE ARE ABOUT TO WITNESS HISTORY BEING MADE UNLIKE OTHER TIMES WHEN HISTORY WAS NOT BEING MADE dump it

>>57384367
She's ugly as fuck, bro. Get your fuckin eyes checked.

>>57384287
I'm seeing approximately 10 dead russians for every dead ukrainian from the footage being posted online.
>>57384322
>"I read it on twitter, it must be true!"
God I can't wait for another 90's style russian collapse. prime puccian cunny will be had for pennies on the dollar.

>>57384387
>that gap
God damn

>>57384390
still would

>>57384390
doesn't matter what her face looks like when she's on all fours in front of you with her ass sticking in the air and you spread her ass cheeks to reveal a perfect hairless pink asshole

Oh shit voo went red it's over.

>>57384393
Then you are a fool if you believe the one sided media you consoom.
Its a peer conflict and shits getting fucked up left and right on both sides.

$llap back over $1 eow

>>57384351
ADM knife catchers having a day.
>>57384359
It becomes your problem because one of those dumbasses shares a border with every nest type of jihadists, and he just declared that the only future that exists is taking land with nuclear threat to back it. And since a number of those jihadists are funded by the US to provide your BOIL and GUSH, you're gonna get a very bad set of choices.

Pay to build sonar, radar, and literal fencing on every square inch of your lands, get a hand stuck up your ass and a radiation dose on scannings to cross a border, OR, join the list of nations that lose a city randomly as Jihadist faggot governments topple themselves, lose their nukes to random raiders, and see their poorly functional and still highly deadly nukes sold in a bazaar at the gulf of Aden.

I can't spam LMT and GE, can I?

We're back.

>>57384393
If the ukraine is winning why did those states hold democratic referendums to leave the ukraine and join The Russian Federation? So much for democracy.

At this point should I just cancel Spotify premium (SPOT), and pay for Youtube premium?
Spotify is kind of garbage, and Youtube has everything I need (in terms of music)
>>57384399
>>57384405
Gross. You won't find me at the party, if you get waddamean.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehK1juwbtS0

HOLY HOLY HOLY

>>57384430
Democracy just means turning the people against each other so they do what the elites want. It’s why “pro democracy” people always flip out when a populist is elected. Look at the reactionaries in Germany and Denmark to see what all these people really think of “democracy.”

>>57384390
>She's ugly as fuck, bro. Get your fuckin eyes checked.
genuinely homosexual.

>>57384432
YouTube is actually way better for classical and folk music and especially for obscure electronic music.
For a lot of those the artists actually *lose* money on Spotify which is insane. Harold Darke isn’t on Spotify at all for example.

>>57384118
Fag post.

>>57384235
>Ukraine is weak
And you believe this makes Russia look.. strong? Top kek

>>57384450
She is fucking ugly. A lot of zoomers are between the stress, vaping, tattoos, and feminism most just look really fucking ugly way earlier than they should.

>>57384450
>I'm a homo for not liking a "girl" that looks like a dude
She looks like a surfer dude, it's weird. It's likely a tranny, and you lowkey like dude features.
LMFAO

>waiting days for IBKR to approve me for options trading
>they finally approve it today
>don't even send me a message letting me know
wtf niggers. thanks i guess

>>57384430
Girkin literally admitted he was the reason there was a war at all. It was his murder of Ukrainian officers in those places, his troops and his funding of a handful of locals (now dead to the FSB's needs) that caused the fighting in the first place.
And Putin gave medals for seizing of Crimea.

HII, cause nothing says fuck you like a wing of F18 dropping candy on your corpse.

>>57384464
Your initial point is why I've wanted to transition from Spotity, to Youtube.
Plus, now that Youtube is throttling adblock users, it just seems like a logical decision to make.

>>57384107
>>57384390
>She's
Yeah, no.

my put was for .50 and the current stock price is now at .32
should i just sell? it wasn't a lotto either, just a little fun for 30 bucks to see what would happen

>>57384415
>he just declared that the only future that exists is taking land with nuclear threat to back it.
actually the people of the territories formerly recognized to be part of the ukraine decided through democracy that they wanted to become part of Russia, so Russia is defending these people, their people, from the greedy kikes running kiev. again, not my problem. and if a bunch of wild jahoodies get their hands on some suitcase nukes and start blowing themselves up in our shit hold cities, we can deal with that problem then, but until it happens that's not even a fucking issue bro.

>>57384508
I haven’t noticed any throttling although it’s hard to tell what is their shit front end code and what is intentional throttling.

>>57384073
this has to be bait, I refuse to believe that they think normies are this retarded

WHERE ARE YOU PPT?!?!?! DO A BARREL ROLL!!!

>>57384531
I love when news media gaslights people into thinking everything is great and they should be vibing

>>57384514
>She
True
>>57384528
Give it a try if you watch livestreams, or next time you see it "buffer". Turning off adblocker *immediately* fixes the problem. Hmm, wonder why.
Either way Youtube > Spotify

>>57384432
>>57384464
>>57384508
I stopped using Spotify and went to YT Premium because I like to listen to DJ mixes, and I've been happy with the switch. I do wonder how undervalued of an asset YT is for Alphabet, I feel like pretty soon everyone will just be watching TV there.

>>57384494
The best kind of prize is a surprise

>>57384470
Nice attacking the anon instead of his words. Trump is as servile to kikes as all the rest of em that came after Kennedy. Voting won't do shit. Go cause unrest. Cross-cuts on utility poles so they fall at random times and cause power and internet outages will be more helpful to the cause than voting ever will. Remove people from their distractions.

>>57384531
It’s a little insulting actually. I’m glad I don’t watch Bloomberg.

>>57384555
I have not had this problem.
>>57384560
I have a shell script on /prog/ that can take spotify playlists and download them with yt-dlp so you can just play the music locally.

tastyjews literally talking about matzo bread on live stream

>>57384569
If he was they wouldn’t be out to destroy him, retard.

AMD building a breakout despite its retardation

move you piece of shit

>>57384235
>weak
do you seriously believe this when they holding up for 2 years now against one of the strongest army in the world?

>futures

Guise... I just ATHed myself... again...

>>57384625
My ATH was definitely in college.

>>57384619
no

"buy the top" - /smg/

>>57384569
>IM THE MOST ZIONIST OF ALL, LAST YEAR I GAVE 1 MILLION FORSKINS TO ISREAL
>NO IM MORE ZIONIST TO YOU, WHEN IM PRESIDENT ILL GIVE A BILLION FORSKINS TO ISREAL
America politics in a nutshell

>>57384619
I don't know anything about FagToc, but I'm hoping she got roasted in the comment section (if such a thing exists)

This is the crabbiest of days

>>57384569
how to end a coup detat in abject failure 101

>>57384649
it happens

>>57384648
they said she looks like an orangutan. you know those monkeys with the skin flaps on their face

>>57384560
>I feel like pretty soon everyone will just be watching TV there.
Agreed.
>>57384619
1000x better in the before
>>57384649
Did you buy FXI? If not, you should.

>>57384645
Even fucking Douglas Murray only talks about how he hates Muslims in Europe because they’re pro-Hamas. I fucking hate Israel and all the zionists.

>>57384645
Yeah, they should have all defiantly pissed on the wall, amirite?

>>57384227
Winnie the Pooh, definitive edition

STOP FUCKING SELLING RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!

Damn I can't believe I shorted the top again.

Chinks and delusional mumus are going to give me all their money back.

Reminder to retarded muttoids that you had ALL THE CHANCE IN THE WORLD to sell at open. It was crabbish.

>>57384666
orangutans are cute, though. What's her handle on there? I need to berate her

>>57384711
>orangutans are cute
DONALD DUCK

>>57384616
>2 years
they've literally been dug in and entrenched in those positions since fucking 2014

>>57384694
Heh my stocks are still going up. Although I just realized one of the companies I own a lot of shares in went up 4x and doesn’t actually sell anything and has a current ratio of like 0.1 so I might sell that one.

>>57384619
i prefer the after, she looks more like an bogdanoff now.

>>57384526
> the people of the territories
No government on earth would take your lie as their security.

The end is that if the Kremlin's choices in Ukraine are allowed to stand, every nation that can Buy nukes, Saud, UAE, Kuwait, Jordan, Egypt, Brazil, Syria eventually, Iran, Venezuela, Brazi, Chile, and Mexico will get nukes, and that path will be immediately set. Because the "new world order" Putin has shown is Genocide to Expansion backed by Nuclear threat.

There is no What-About-Ism that changes that.
Either the West ends Putin's adventures in Ukraine in some sort of defeat, or the next stage of the world is everyone puts up a fence and those who fail to get nukes get invaded, and random cities and industries disappear randomly, until the world is an irradiated wasteland.

GE, BA

>>57384707
I simply dont sell anon.
I still hold many bluechip positions from 2015.
I cant even loose

>>57384741
That's fine if you hold good corporations until you retire.

Absolutely retard idea if you plan to hold them for 5-10 more years.

The squeeze continues next wednesday.

Took some profits planning to make an entry after some pullbacks. Went long in SOXS and maintained my position in BABA.
Up 4% today.

My view on the retarded war is the same now as it was when it first kicked off. Except now there's no fun fud like the Ghost of Kiev or the "brave, final act of defiance" against a Russian warship.

>>57384733
Meh. Ukraine was a fake country. This is like Virginia declaring themselves the independent nation state of Appalachia and then thirty years later the US rolling in and recapturing it.

>>57384239
Too soon mumu... too soon...

>NAIL retardumps for literally no reason at all right into 100 and is already holding up
easiest slurp of the day

>>57384775
Irrelevant, all men are fakes, all institutions govern land claimed by someone else.
The resulting global situation doesn't change.
The Kremlin has created Empire via Violent Expansionism, backed by public Nuclear Threat and genocide. Ukrainians who lived in the invaded lands who refuse to become Russians are in camps, separated from their children, and are tortured to get them to take citizenship so they can be sent to fight against Ukraine.

>>57384265
it believes the companies that sell advertisements on its television.

>>57384733
>imagine believing that if the Russian's special military operation in the boarderland is somehow unsuccessful Iran will just magically stop trying to obtain nuclear weapons.

>>57384811
"the kremlin" is that like dah joos and dah niggers and "They" and ((they)) and TPTB ? midwit tardnigger here.

>>57384811
Like a lot of the Middle East the Ukrainians became victims of a larger anti-nationalist proxy war between two different factions of communism.
It’s upsetting but it’s not new.

>>57384817
>I'm willing to pay to send eyes to every nation to watch them as they play shell game with dozens of nuclear weapons, in each nation
>I want to be isolationist!

Predictions for NFLX?

I hope you didn't buy this dead cat bounce in China.

You're not THAT stupid, are you?

>>57384073
Normiods judge the economy by how main street is doing. Pumping monet into FAGMAN to keep wall street afloat doesn't have any impact on their lives and they are still quite sour about the state of the economy.

>>57384064
What will fucking kill this market?
I want to buy lower. I fucking sold the beginning of January thinking it would dump

>>57384829
why would 80% of whites be gone? Russia, China or virus? kek

>>57384846
It'll make a big move and set the tone for growth earnings this quarter. The numbers won't but the reaction will. Options are expensive on it imma let you guys handle it. Bullish personally.

>>57384844
I never said I want to be isolationist, however I do think we should be a little proactive and take out the Ayatollah before he does anything. For the good of the future for the Iranian people.

>>57384861
The problem is that the algos wont allow anyone to short the obvious bubble

>>57384733
gonna be funny when ukraine has to concede donbass, putin might let them pretend they still have crimea. both regions shifted to russi democratically, seethe. not saying putin in the right, thatd be retarded, but anyone thinking ukraine is successfully + valiantly defending its borders, has a kikedick sized hole in their head

>>57384861
don't worry, bro, we're going down 20% before end of March, it's been confirmed by some of my secret sauces. Sorry can't elaborate, but the streets will run red with the blood of normies and sex-havers. Expect halving before end of September, and then for Trump (once elected) to get us back to ATHs

DIE AVGO

>>57384898
That's great but there's still never been a sequence of 3 years that went dump-pump-dump and almost all election years are bulls so I have no idea why anyone would sell here.

>>57384209
Kek just imagine the kino vatniggers deaths in Alaska.

>>57384913
the past doesn't matter, cuck

why wasn't i warned about the risks of holding BOIL

>>57384926
it´s like paying tuitions

Tempted to buy more BABA but I expect a smaller short term pullback.

INTEREST IS UP
AND THE STOOKS MARKET'S DOWN
NIGGERS AND JEWS
WHEN YOU GO DOWN TOWN

>>57384913
Let them miss it anon, more for us.

how do i cope with being the retard who put his entire networth into NVDA/AMD at ath last week after after thinking "nah, overpriced, will crash soon" for two fucking years? literally EVERYONE got rich with these stocks and now i'm the only bagholding gigaretard. will probably panic sell tomorrow if the dump continues and invest whatever is left in ROPE. thanks for reading my blog.

>>57384882
Crimea was not contested because the Kyiv government was unstable and there was hope that the Kremlin would negotiate.

What you're focusing on changes nothing about what happens next if the west pretends this is just another thing. Putin has put the Nuclear Option as a Nuclear Necessity, if this stands.

>>57384876
And Israel can't guard against that many nukes around them.
>we'll nuke!
Who? Random jihadists who steal nukes from poorly protected bunkers and blew themselves up off the coast of Haifa aren't going to care if you start a nuclear war with Saud or Iran or Pakistan or Europe to "retaliate." They'll have got what they wanted.


LMT, RTX, BAH, HII

>>57384921
Can you /k/ikes fuck off already.

>>57384965
>will probably panic sell tomorrow if the dump

Yeah you will considering whats happening now is not even close to a dump. Its just a minor dip.
For now, that is

>>57384921
russia's military took a huge hit in just 2 years. I've got a folder full of dead zigger kino. It will take them decades to rebuild and chimp out again after this clusterfuck

>>57384971
>SCHIZO PUTIN SABRE RATTLES NUKES, DANGEROUS ESCALATION!!!
>no qualms about buying raytheon

>>57384965
NVDA will go back to around $200 unironically

>>57384965
>pussy
Will you be alive in 10 years anon? If the answer is yes you hold. If the answer is no, why did you buy anything in the first place? Yes buying the top sucks, depending on the size however you can write premium against your position and synthetically lower your cost basis. Could also write naked if you don't have 100 shares of either, soxs would be another insurance play for this and it's like 5 a share. Even if you aren't around in 10 years computers will be so nvda and amd will be fine. in only 18 months we went from capitulation to elation, you can make it 18 months from here. Next time buy jepq without drip and use the monthly dividends to buy growth stocks.

>>57384965
>put his entire networth into
NEVER
DO
THIS
unless it's nice yield money market funds like SWVXX.

>>57384373
>muh /pol/ ;_;
Kill yourself, glownigger.

>>57385056
More like it will stay between 500 and 600 for the next 5 years while real inflation stays at around 25%/year on groceries.

>>57385049
what if this is all just deep fake ai shit, and there is no war, and that jew in kiev who's been taking our money is in on the deal too and just doing this to line his pockets?

>>57384913
>election years are bulls
vaguely true historically, but the previous 3 recessions ('00, '08, '20) all occurred during election years, first two being -9.1% and -37%
covid was +18.4% but was the definition of fake and gay, hardly a real recession

>never been a sequence of 3 years that went dump-pump-dump
1960 -2.97%
1961 +23.13%
1962 -11.81%
could probably find more if you shift the window to not start Jan 1st

>>57384862
idk. I guess we get to wait and find out.

>>57385053
the nigger just stamped an "official" kremlin claim to Alaska.
fuck you, fuck your kremlin asshole, fuck your babushka, fuck your babushka's kremlin asshole, and her dog.

Everything Medvedev and Putin have done in the last 2 years has made life for everyone unsafe. For their own dicks.

Fuck you, fuck them. Fuck Captcha, I'm quite done being human.

DOW-30 Index, Russel 2000 Index 2027 calls.

>>57385082
Nah I got friends and family over there. The war is as real as it gets.

Emerging markets like China always lead US markets when heading into a crash. BTC is selling off like it did before the covid crash.This your final warning.

>>57385086
There hasn't been a case of it since 1961
Not just vaguely true either, 83%

>>57385099
Nice reddit spacing, FAGGOT.

>DXY
what did they mean by this?

>>57385105
So do you think China will recover perhaps seeing an inflow of international liquidity as US dumps?

>>57385120
I guess you'd know?

META, because the future is a Second Life.

>>57385099
>the nigger just stamped an "official" kremlin claim to Alaska.
no he didn't

>>57385105
>*this is

>>57385108
> Past performance is no guarantee of future results

>>57385049
muh anectdotes... dah news... okay rabbi.

>>57385125
Shit is going to be fucked globally for at least the next 12 months.

>>57385133
It's all just probabilities in the end. It's easy to find repeating patterns and "100%" certain signs of crashes but timing them based on that is futile. Personally I think it's a bull yr.

>>57385126
kys faggot

>>57385129
GE

>>57385063
this just matches fed funds?

>>57385102
Since you've got your ear closest to the pulse of this thing maybe you can settle it. Is Kiev winning or is Moscow winning?

>>57385124
dixie told me 'goldfags get fucked for another couple weeks' this morning

>>57384965
i lost 60% of my shorting nasdaq. I think i can't make it back. I have no idea how to trade.

90% of news headline in the US don't matter. Why would anything regarding 3rd world monkeys matter? The only news you shouod care about is the Fed meeting at the end of the month.

This bull flag is nearly mature.

>>57385159
I'll help you get your own nuts in your mouth. Your choice if you bite them off, but the other options won't be better.

JNJ, because pain killers only go so far per pill.

send $SAVE to hades

>>57385164
Textbook stalemate. Lots of lives being on both sides. Russians losing their lives for no good reason and Ukrainians rightfully defending their country.

>>57385175
What was your thesis? Know why you didn't win is the first step.

>>57385190
short the bounce?

>tfw almost bought SAVE at $5
eh I wouldn't have held it this long anyway

>>57385158
dude. citing tit for tat bullshit between rival powers as evidence putin is the worlds leading destabilizing force. go back
>AHHHHHH PUTLER

>>57385191
You faggot shills are so retarded, holy fuck. Go fuck off to somewhere else. Ukraine lost, Biden lost, NAFO lost. This is a stock market thread, now kys.

Why do people keep saying the btfp runs out in March? What is this based on?

THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8Lt3wL29Uo

>>57385208
i can't help being contrarian, so when I saw the nasdaq rallying i thought it's due to dump hard. I had tunnel vision, i kept shorting

>>57384133
Fat fucking dividend checks. I buy stocks and I get money. Now tell me all about this convoluted options strategy that you can’t actually give me a percent yield on.

>>57385161
Gaining anything > losing anything
and being a goombling nigger.

>>57385219
>>57385221
Where the fuck is your chin?

UAA, FL, ASO

>>57385108
83% sounds high but ~73% of all years have been positive
too small of a sample to read into imo, especially since the election occurs with a month still left on the year where stocks may be affected by the outcome
we also know this election will be either a braindead slog or total shitshow (if one/both die, get arrested, etc.)

>>57385156
nothing is 100% but the inverted yield curve + unemployment rising above it's 24 month moving average are both very reliable leading recession indicators and are both flashing red
with stock prices and their valuations as high as they are, buying beyond regular long term DCA or specific stocks is a hard sell for me rn imo
>this time is different

Bobos you promised me a giga crash in January so I can finally buy cheap.

WHERE'S THE FUCKING CRASH
THERE'S ONLY 7 DAYS LEFT

>wayfair dumping
Cunnybros...

>>57385248
be contrarian for any reason other than price movement

>>57385259
Nobody cares, fuck off.

>>57384266
Why the fuck do zoomers emulate niggers so so much. No nigging in /smg/. DWAC blew up after DeSantis dropped out. How much further can it go?

>>57385248
Shorts keep the prices going up, the more people who think like you - sane, rational fundamentalists say "wow, this market is irrational. I must bring back prices to a level that reflects a realistic market" get fucked by algos who force you to cover. They can do this for so fucking long, they dgaf about anything being rooted in reality. You have to be super lucky to time a short without some kind of firm insight.
The worst part about shorting is not losing money, but actually losing money while everyone else is making money - off of you.

>zooming out on major indicies to 5 days
>its HARD plateauing

oh no no no no no mumu sisters

Why the fuck is HELFY pumping today?
I hate this company

>>57385238
The articles that say it expires then.
>bloomberg.com/news/articles/2023-12-26/fed-likely-to-end-bank-funding-program-in-march-says-wrightson
Looks like just a maybe. Reverse repo is draining too all a big liquidity suck, i'm planning on shorting heavy on march opex.
>>57385248
No thesis is not a great place to start, doesn't mean it's always gonna be right but there's a little more to it than just fighting the trend and praying. Spreads are a solid way to get low exposure.
>>57385258
$bil and chill is better for me.
>>57385267
Don't fight the trend retard.

>>57385267
February, count on it this time. It's happening.

TSLA is history, possibly 20% or more downside on it after earnings.

why is TLT STILL fucking dumping non-stop...

>>57385290
zoom out to the month view. It's still a bull market.

>Movie is about barbie
>Ryan Gosling gets nominated

I think we are witnessing the pendulum doing a full swing

>>57385299
>20% or more downside on it after earnings
What if the earnings are good?

RVSN is handling out free money

>>57385290
>5 days
Bobo r u ok

What is the best bank?

>>57385259
stop giving the BRICS brownoids (You)s. If they shill hard enough they get to buy a half-bottle of vodka some pickles for dinner

>>57385290
Sure

>>57385322
Thankfully AI can still be spotted.
PGNY?

>>57385300
dxy, desu.10yr at 4.6% would be a snazzy TLT leaps buy for me

I'm telling you guys, China and Bitcoin are canaries. Shit is FUCKED.

>>57385356
Wait to position anon.

*cracks open 5th bottle of hard cider*

>>57385308
Last shill
Its fucking free money

>>57385356
>he doesn't know about hong kong

>>57385356
I'm an avid Bitcoin hater and have 1000 bucks in mara and coin.

If it goes to 0 because Bitcoin goes to 0, I'll feel validated for the small price of a thousand bucks. So either way I win kek.

>>57385356
Buy AMD and NVDA. Generational wealth opportunity.

Loading up on SQQQ
Market is too optimistic

>>57385397
What a retard. At least short these stocks instead of standing to lose a thousand bucks over spite

>ANF

>>57385378
This is actually the final shill
Holy fucking shit get in

nobody is buying your penny stock that just did a 6x

>>57385308
>>57385378
>>57385437
15 Ha’Tidhar Street
POB 2155
Raanana 4366517
Israel

>>57385344
F F F F F uggg

>>57385366
*munches on chicken salad wraps*

>>57385429
>At least short these stocks instead of standing to lose a thousand bucks over spite
Considering butcoin is most definitely gonna go up short term, that's even more dumb of a suggestion

Rule of thumb. If your stock is being shilled on /baka/ then it is time to sell

>>57385493
so much this
buy NVDA

>>57385481
you have no idea what you're talking about

>Sell stock.
>It's up 10% the next day.
How do I lift this curse?

The communist party just forced Jack Ma to buy shares and you're *short* China?

Good luck.

poop and pee 500 is sussin today
but its at ATH still so its still bussin too

>>57385515
Oh no, you didn't bail on your YINN, did you? Up only for the rest of the Year of the Dragon.

TKO saving my green day

>>57385529
>Oh no, you didn't bail on your YINN, did you?
No, sold one of my COAL stocks.

did you short TESLA anon? i hope you did

>>57385515
Dont tell me you dumped your chinkbags

is oil gonna keep going up or is this local ceiling?

>>57385515
Also thank you for the sacrafice anon.

>>57385559
No. this >>57385552

>>57385552
Well maybe buy the MOGLF dip. Mongolians conquer all.

>>57385556
When are we going to stop letting retards run our countries?

>>57385573
Buddy, check Oil on Water Computer

>>57385556
Shorting TSLA is basically the best way to profit off market drawdowns. Levered beta short

>>57385556

>>57385592
>MOGLF dip
There is no dip on that stock...

>>57385601
>Oil
shill me an etf

>>57385608

>>57385611
Ticker HK 975 is what you want to chart in TV.

>>57384798
Be careful!

>>57385612
TDW I guess

>>57385608
Which one has a higher IQ the Downie or the Goldfish?

>>57385556
Short Spain. This is insanity.

>>57385355
There's a potential 2 Year Treasury kill screen coming up (at 13:00) in case anyone wants to watch

>>57385659
>>57385659
>>57385659
>>57385659

>>57385556
I shorted at 250 and closed at 209.

>>57385666
digits checked
can we get a different baker please? this thread suffers from the curse of baggot

>>57385612
>>57385648
Wait, you wanted an ETF. OIH then I guess.

Or just ride the lightning with UCO.

>>57385627
Sigh... would

>>57385748
Probably gives a sloppy beeg desu

>missing so many opportunities because i'm holding bags
never again

$SAVE bottom sniffers bout to get rugged

>>57385556
lmao

Slow thread today.

soxl

>>57384958
кeкд

>>57385292
how was the last meal?

GOD FUCKING DAMN IT
EAT SHIT AND DIE MUMU

>>57387007
Hahahaha
You have no power here bo bo!