/biz/ - Business & Finance

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Probably my favorite coronachan era image. Just imagine Xi starring in a live action ghost in the shell

What's dropping faster: the Chinese population or the Chinese stock market?

Still losing money. I have no idea what it takes to earn money at this point.

I hope the greate ADM redeem continues tomorrow. May it send the message to all American companies not to pave a designated street to their top floor offices.

>>57381266
why didn't you just buy NVDA when I told you so in october 22?

>he baked

>>57381255
In terms of percentages, the drop in population is a drop in the ocean. On the other hand, the market is dropping like a boulder that was thrown off a cliff

>>57381270
This drop looks real damn slurpable. Nice divs, low P/E, almost at the same level as pre-Corona. Because of one guy, billions of dollars are erased on the market? Food and fertilizer stocks have been overwhelming for quite some time now.
But long term? This could be worth it.
In terms of technical analysis, it has broken through all its support levels (obviously). It could retrace back to its resistance at 68

>Had to start working nights at office job
>Pretty much by myself besides janitor and 1 other coworker
>Coworker is some skinny tall blonde woman with cute face
>Sometimes have to talk to her over progress and tasks thru the week
>Notice her workspace STINKS of feet
>She always takes her fucking high heels off and rests them on desk, even rubs them on carpet too
>"They are a size 14 btw, just so you know" out of fucking nowhere
>Even walks to my office barefoot and shows them off in office doorway during small talk
>Complains about walking around all day and wants her feet rubbed, even asked me if I want to do it few times, politely declined since I don't want both of us to get fired
>Other coworkers ask if me and her were dating, said no, and then were surprised while encouraging us to go out sometime

Um bros, what do I do with this woman? Is this a bearish sign for me to short anything to do with commercial real estate? I can't take it anymore!

Look at this dumb bitch.
Woman brain to think that taxes are the better option than just doing charity work yourself.

>>57381319
>

What are chinese niggas up to?

>>57381369
Its the calm before the storm kek

>>57381369
The Indian stock market has just overtaken the Chinese stock market and is now in fourth place. Thank you sirs

sloppy toppy

Donald Trump will be president in exactly 365 days from now. Good night, /smg/.

hello my chiggas

Oopsie poopsie

>>57381369
stimmies

Buy GROY

Short Canada

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nX9UCHxQxg8

I decided to work on the 1min chart and do momentum trades only. I f don't earn money this way, i have literally no idea what do.

>>57381509
Aw that's literally what I thought when I was like 25. Good thing it only lasted under a month, and I was too poor to lose anything serious.

Financial collapses always hit emerging markets before the US.

>they are selling of SAP
>cause they know their earnings will suck ass and the current price is completely unjustified

>>57381509
10 second chart

Yields...

>>57381544
What they do be like that?

>>57381548
They do be like this

>>57381550
So what does that mean for the economy?

Is the french anon who lives in poland uses CMC here?

>>57381564
Yields show the economy now and show some insight to future of Fed policy. look to Fed fund futures for some look to how the market is guessing at rates.

SIRS!! THEY ARE REDEEMING SHITTING& PISSING INDEX!!

>>57381613
it's over, -10% this week, everyone will get fucked inside of their stinky brapholes (except hot women by me)

>>57381644
>>57381613
Why, what would be the real reason for dumping?

>>57381650
bubble burst, son

>>57381665
Which one? Tech? Real estate?

>>57381671
Heh... how naive... every single bubble. It's all part of the same collapse of the West. The world is in ruins, these are the last days of the Roman Empire, filled with degeneracy and sexually active women who want nothing to do with me. Let it all fucking burn, I will watch in glee when sex-havers and liberals are killing themselves over a can of catfood and billions are dead

>>57381679
i just had sex and im long
sorry bobo, but the pumping will continue

>Chinese stocks are down since 1997, a 27-year period

Remind me again what happened in 1997...?

>Chinese NPPA has removed the "suggestions" they outlined on microtransactions
So even chinks buckle under pressure. They will have to give to the people's capitalistic and greedy desires in order to stimulate the economy.
>>57381679
>Bubble
>Peak earnings
>Firing useless people
>Persistent "slightly" higher inflation to drive up earnings and consumption
>US home prices keep increasing with healthy competition returning
Don't really know where you see a bubble. The stock market =/= economy

>>57381707
They're not suggestions, they're "request for comments". In US terms it's like drafting a bill. Now that the request for comments period is over the article was withdrawn. People love to make something out of nothing.

We will dump tomorrow, or even today because you have to be legit retarded to buy at these levels with this momentum. That, or balls of steel.

>>57381723
That's just classic politics. I can't believe people still trust anything that has to do with politics. It's all the same.

Heh, bros I just saw the expectations of today's earnings. Besides Netflix and a few others, all others like Johnson & Johnson, Texas Instruments, 3M, Verizon, General Electric, Lockheed Martin (wtf), all are expected to report lower revenue. Even fuckin Lockheed...
You know what this means right? They will all beat and will pump despite no revenue growth. This is so damn easy for them

Why did I short small caps instead of Nasd-ack

>>57381317
don't shit where you eat. I had a roommate who slept with multiple coworkers, he got fired for sexual harrassment, he said he did nothing. don't believe him, he was a dork, but still he could've avoided the entire thing if he just picked up girls from the bar like everyone else. also sounds like you should just tell her how things are in clear terms so she doesn't get any weird ideas.

all this only if you plan on staying long term at the job, if not fuck it rub her feet all you want

>>57381798
You can't short them at the same time. They like an inverse correlation at the moment. I shorted end of december but didn't expect a dump, and then they gigadumped unlike S&P. Now they are pumping harder. They are a lot more sensitive to ratecut bullshit hopes. But yields are also currently rising so.. no clue hwat is happening.

>>57381317
Just go for the stinkies faggot.
I porked multiple women at my workplace over the last 10 years.

>>57381306
>Israel Roig was named interim CFO.
Incredibly bullish

Bros, this Chinese shit happening right now is pretty fucking scary. Are we seriously gonna see a 1929 tier crash this year??

>>57381841
>>57381816

Well, I do kinda think feet are hot, especially when they are wide with long toes and fat soles...just like hers. Fuck it, I'll ask her out and do the massages outside of work, wish me luck lads.

We ready for some more PHUN today?

>premarket
>DWAC
>RUM

missed getting DWAC'd , but just got my RUM yesterday. looking real nice on a turnaround after prolonged dumpage

>Chinese Premier goes loud at Davos how everyone should invest in China given the strong industry
>HSI drops 3% after GDP release
>No communication
>Xi releases report for a definition of a "superpower"
>HSI continues to drop while literally everyone rises
>still no communication
>PBOC keeps rates high-> HSI drop further
>Premier comes out and finally said "we should stabilize our stock market" and fucks off

I literally don't get it. I'm assuming those people are not retard, so why does it takes so much time for them to go out and communicate? If you look at the FED and the ECB it's almost CONSTANT communication.
My take is the chinks are annoyed by the stock market. They should just shut it down, it's way easier to run an autocracy without a stock market

>He didn’t buy ZAL even though I spoon fed him

Does crypto precede premarket activity now given that its got so much institutional ownership at this point?? Are earnings fucked?

>>57381281
You're only thinking in terms of one generation. You're forgetting that each person not born eliminates offspring two generations of the future, three generations of the future, etc. China's population might collapse even faster than it rose to 1 billion.

>>57382144
insider here
every single earnings this week and the next are blood red in the negative

I feel like we're in for a historic market crash.

>uh akachually I can pay $58,000 for my $29,000 car over 6 years and put money into FAGMAN stonks
>FAGMAN only goes up
>yes I know the fed is pumping FAGMAN with reverse repo to prop up the economy
>wdym I'm buying the top?
>don't you you know I can make AI images of enime elf girls on my nvidia graphics card?
>that's a 10 trillion dollar idea and worth more than the entire world's economies combined
>BUY BUY BUY

>>57382201
It happens this year. it will be gloriously bloody.

I've also never had sex

>>57382223
>made millions before having sex
Such is my life.

>>57382201
This must be what the summer of 1929 felt like, that ominous sense of it all crashing down in slow motion

>>57382223
isn't that the intro scene from skyrim?

/k/ommando visiting and just want to know what level of SHTF we might be looking at.

>>57382201
Semis and mag 7 tech are going to crash yes. Everything else has already been dumped anon

>>57382256
why would tech dump, they're so fairly valued lately (see pic. rel)

>>57382256
>Meta tries to meme a new VR chat but with less cute and funny
>Fails, evaporating billions
>Is now flirting with ath because it just buys all of the nvda chips

>>57381703
>The handover of Hong Kong from the United Kingdom to the People's Republic of China was at midnight on 1 July 1997

>>57381317
If you are not in a position to advance her career and she is not in a position to advance yours there should be no issues here. Sounds like she just wants to do something naughty at work. I say go for it. If she wants her feet rubbed, do it. Get some foot pix to post for your /smg/ frens as well. That might really get her turned on. To really spice things up you could buy oil as well.

>>57382307
Don't listen to this anon he tried sucking a toe before.

>>57382255
Stock market is the problem of a wealthy minority. Most of the population live paycheck to paycheck and won't even notice stocks went down.
t. had nothing invested in 1987, 2001 or 2007, lost nothing in those crashes

Should I keep holding UCO or dump it? I'm only 7% green on it atm

Time to take over and pump these numbers up Ameribros

>>57382307
>If she wants her feet rubbed, do it.
This. It's a test. If you do it well, everything is possible. You want to have physical interaction with women, right? They are nice.

>>57382345
we already agreed in this thread that it's over, the crash of a lifetime is happening, everything will plummet and we will get gfs in the new Utopia that will be erected from the ruins

>>57382255
Our doomers and spergs may be worse then yours but in my opinion it will get a bit chaotic until after the elections. This chaos will be artificial media theatre though so really no worries. Markets are driven by emotions but realistically only normies will suffer. Be prepared but don’t be worried. We’ve been through this before.

>>57382255
What’s the /k/ opinion of the CZ52? Good investment or not good?

>>57382395
>Good investment
for women sure

>>57382216
Don't you badmouth AI images of anime elf girls, buddy.

>>57382324
I’m not that anon but I wouldn’t mind getting him to weigh in on this. I personally wouldn’t suck a toe right out of the shoe like he did.

Any actual good app to buy stocks with?

>>57382395
>What’s the /k/ opinion of the CZ52
Didnt know trannies had opinions on sidearms

>>57382458
/k/ are real men. They like guns, blue rare steak, cigars, racism, and berating women online.
You wouldn't get it as you're a brain-washed cuck

I'm guessing rate cuts are already priced into the market now? Surely the risk is more to the downside if inflation is stickier than expected?

>>57382467
/k/ supports ukraine and was wrong. nu/k/ is not old/k/, transmition fluid

>>57382324
never sucked toe before. would consider if she washed her feet beforehand. or I could wash her feet, that would be good foreplay to suck. maybe.

I've literally had zero attractive coworkers in every single job I've had, so this temptation has never arisen. but milfs that mother me, I've had a few and that hits the spot 100%. bringin in treats and checking up on me if I seem sad, good shit.

>>57382467
>/k/ are real men
oh boy

>>57382482
>>57382521
>t. trannies who don't recognize true masculinity
Guns, lifting, rare steak, hatred of minorities, and a love of whisky. That's what masculinity is about, but you grew up with single mothers, so you don't know

>>57382200
>>57382144
I just realized if insiders are pulling out of crypto premarket on earnings day, that they clearly just want a lot of cash for whatever happens today.

BULLISH.

IN THE FUTURE EARNINGS AND GOOD NEWS BULLIES CRYPTO INTO THE DIRT

CRYPTO IS A LIQUIDITY PROXY FOR BIG BANKS

>>57382525
So a strawman characature image of what trannies see American men as being. Got it, tranny. What size dilator you on now Eric?

>>57382200
Bad earnings are bullish because um the price bad so it has to go up to price good.

>>57382525
>/k/
>not trannies

>>57382537
>t. tranny who denies basic facts because it hurts his feefees
learn to think logically and rationally like a man instead of trying to be emotional like a whore that you wish to be (but you never will, you tranny fuck).
Maybe you'll grow up one day. But for now, you've still got a lot to learn about being a man, son.

>>57382559
Faggot said what?

>>57382559
HAHA FOUND YER INSTA

>>57381317
She wants to give you footjob anon, and she's probably pretty good at it

>>57382525
guns are for the atheist piece of shits who still fall hook line and sinker for the bourgeois narrative of doing the revolution like their bourgeois idols did 2 centuries ago fighting against monarchies

lifting is for homos

hatred of minorities is caring about society exactly like women and the ruling class have been teaching the peasants to do for 2 centuries already

alcohol is pathetic cope for losers

>>57382467
All the glowniggers hang out there now.

>>57382567
>>57382574
>being so feminine as to post 2 replies in hysterics
not enough to make you a woman, though. Enjoy your onions and veganism and hatred of the 1st amendment. Meanwhile I'll be smoking cigars, eating red steaks, and shooting my guns with other men who aren't afraid of being masculine

Got my life together at age 29, effectively was a drug addled NEET prior to this. I've moved out of my parents house, across the country even. I've got a decent job now, and I'm going to college.

In 1 year's time I'll have an associates degree in computer science. Now that my life is in order, I kind of want to join the army. I think it would be fun. I love doing shitty sucky things.

Worth it? Or do I just keep plowing through my new life climbing the corporate ladder?

>>57382589
>not enough to make you a woman, though. Enjoy your onions and veganism and hatred of the 1st amendment. Meanwhile I'll be smoking cigars, eating red steaks, and shooting my guns with other men who aren't afraid of being masculine
No i will bot join ypur Patriot Front group, faggot.

>>57382255
We're in firm nothingburger territory, every "happening" is just some faint distance buzzing. Over.

>>57382595
and nor will you ever be white or a real man (or a woman).

Dividend investing general /dig/
>>57361874
>>57361874
We discuss companies and keep the memes to a minimum

>>57382609
Brb, gonna fuck up your 401 real quick

>>57382614
Hillary lost
#Trump2024

>>57382612
>Advertising a general on another general because the thread you keep making has no posters
Man, that's a sad life

>>57382617
Look at this trannie try hard

>>57382627
This is a fast moving general and we like to take it slow.

>>57382617
I mean, i aint gonna say no to your vote. Make sure to bring the whole childrens reading book club with yah !

>>57382581
Wow. Sounds like you need some help opening that bottle of onions milk. Guns and Stocks are for real men only. Go back and stay there.

>>57382612
(greentext) and keep the memes to a minimum
but that's why I come here

>>57382639
>t. loves the smell of males on his mattress

>>57382652
Tell me something about this meme. By the way, you are the faggot on the left.

>>57382593
>join the army
If you are a white, straight, male, then no. It is not worth it. Military had gone to shit and let’s face it, hasn’t had a good win in along time. Why would you join a losing team? The best money though is in military contractors. So apply for jobs with KBR, ACFirst, AECOM, Fluer, and any others you can find. Working for the military can be based. Being in the military is not. Google LOGCAP

>>57382666
>t. likes to sit around with women, watching Will & Grace

>>57382593
desu the military opens more doors than an associates in CS. don't listen to the whiners that tell ya the military is a scam. its only a scam if you have no aim. My cousin had his pharmacy schooling paid for by I think the army.

also corporate ladder doesn't exist. only nepotism and sucking the right dicks. I would know I just got out of a corporate job, they suck, at least in the army you have a real shot at climbing up the ranks.

good luck tho brother, I'm sorta the same, minus drugs. spent the last 10 or so years wandering from deadend job to another, got a degree and found out how useless degrees are, and now I'm starting a job in water distribution that offers me stability and a merit based pay structure, so as long as I show up and get my certs, I get more money.

Just took my first shit in a while where it felt like my asshole got gaped by it. Hate those shits.

>>57382685
Post hand or nose, either or

>>57382612
But I like the memes.
I also like dividends but let’s not splinter off into another group. We may be a dysfunctional family here but we’re still a family.

Watch out Russell 2000 futures were POPPING AT NIGHT, almost 1 percent overnight, like expected. small caps gonna busssssssss at open

>>57382695
>felt like my asshole got gaped
How do you know this feel?

>>57382727
It feels like air is getting inside after the shits goes down.

Will we go up today mumu bros?
Whats up baba bros?

>>57381211
this goes hella hard for no reason

>>57382759
>BABA mumoid knows what anal pain feels like
Why am I not surprised?

>>57381211
VZ BROS?
>VZ BROS?
VZ BROS?
>VZ BROS?
VZ BROS?
>VZ BROS?
VZ BROS?
>VZ BROS?

Janubeary

China is literally booming. Im going to move to China

>>57382695
Bullish

I got sucked into TikTok the past few days after getting a smartphone and forgot to check my brokerage account. Thankfully they banned me (they didn’t tell me why, maybe it was the anti immigration comments or “racism” or whatever ) so I have my life back now.

Also everyone on starlink is phone posting now because the cloudflare captcha doesn’t work on Linux behind a cgnat.

>>57382800
Who would do that? Just go on the internet and tell lies?

>>57382822
Chink housing crash when?

>>57382822
Why didn't they just halt trading?

>>57382593
Now might be the worst time to join the army but it can help straighten you out.

Amerca is heading into a depression

>>57382822
I still can´t believe we just gave them Macau and Hong Kong. I wonder what the fuck those morons were thinking when they handed out their people to a regime that makes political dissendents disappear and procedes to sell their organs in the black market.

>>57382860
Will it happen before my puts expire March 15 though?

>>57382852
Totally not gay

>>57382860
ty gerald

>>57382822
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XKNbD9UCTk

>>57382875
nobody buys shit at the malls anymore.

SOXL bros

>>57382882
Im here bro.
Imagine that some anons here havent bought any soxl at 10$.

Run

>>57382880
All American malls are Marble Applenigger facilities thanks to Macys and JCP. China is creating malls worth going to. Its the big revival

test

MARA tanking as it should. We buying at $12, $10 or $8?

>>57382922
yeah, good for you.

>Norwegian Air Shuttle +7,19%
I still remember on eToro how people bought this in the hopes it would gigarepump, lol

>>57382931
I'm thinking 4

>>57382926
test successful.

okay, can you people stop deploying puts?
the put/call ratio is too high so we keep going up
I heard this is how the stock market works

>Set up Ltd company
>Loan company 1m
>Buy 30yr Bond @ 5%
>Cash out coupon payments
>Company is "repaying" the loan, so no taxes

Can I do this?

>>57381211
TFW you are late in your payments, you enter that room

>>57381211
Oh my god, he does look like pooh bear...

>>57382986
Wouldn’t you actually get taxed twice here? Once on the treasury coupons and then a second time on the bond interest from your shell company?
What you should really do is just set up ROTH IRA and buy treasuries in those to avoid taxes.

Can't wait for daddy Powell and his gang make me their cumslut

>>57382395
That gun just looks like it sucks to shoot.

>>57382255
SHTF never happens. Look at how Rome collapsed. Some larger cities got violent but the reality is they just forced farmers to work for free and taxed everyone while the infrastructure crumbled. That’s what the American collapse will look like too.

>>57382931
Is there a play with MARA other than "crypto go down, MARA go down"?

>>57382931

Bitcoin is heading towards 37k first, potentially followed by 35k. another very very unlikely possibility is 31k. until then, i would wait on MARA. Not to forget the halving in april. I should also mention that MARA's price is mildly decoupled from BTC's price. I think $8 or $9 is reasonable price to buy in, but of course we'll see when we come to it.

>>57382864
Nothing was given away. The lease ran out. The treaty was honored. It’s what white people do. Unlike the Chinese. They’re obsessed with honor but have none themselves. Who else acts like this? I wonder ...

DUMP BOEING

https://leehamnews.com/2024/01/15/unplanned-removal-installation-inspection-procedure-at-boeing/

>>57382922
Looks like the Chinese shills are back to work.

SPY down
BOIL up
that's the way I like to fuck

>>57382482
of course a oncel bogged tranny poster would post something this retarded

>>57382255
stock market crashes help economics get going again. they don't cause economic friction, they're the result of that friction, plus speculators getting ahead of reality.
and speculators who get ahead of reality are doing it because they don't always lose. sometimes there's little or no friction and the economy heats up just as they've anticipated.
SHTF isn't coming until the day all the churches and restaurants are gone, and people not only don't help one another, but they prey on anyone stuck by the roadside, or when any other misfortune has befallen them that others could profit from.
go back to sleep, walter mitty

>>57383048
no lease was signed between Portugal and the CCP

>>57381319
>25M
that’s peanuts lol

>>57383031
Hmm.you seen to have forgotten the multiple civil wars Rome fought. They fought those wars because they defeated their rivals. The US won't collapse as long as it has a rival.

this game takes everything from you

>>57383028
Thank you daddy Powell slap those millions on my lips.

>>57382414
moar? I would destroy her fake AI pussy with vengeance

>>57382593
go army cyber, get the training and the security clearance, and get the fuck out in four years, apply for your VA disability benefits, use your GI bill for more school, while working a sweet easy gov or contractor job making $100-150k
t. veteran faggot pulling in $200k with va and gov job combined while working 30 hrs a week

>>57383156
>just work for intelligence agencies bro
Trans pipeline.

>>57382612
isn’t it retarded to go dividends unless you’re uber rich? Dividends get taxed at regular income rates

>>57383164
Yes, that's a hard job. My father also worked at trans pipeline.

>He still refuses to buy ZAL

>>57383175
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>>57383175
kek stfu, I'm going to return 2 of the 3 bellybags that I bought (so she could decide which color she wants to keep). Were for my niece.

>BOIL
Look at this mess. Natgas cant stop working.

>>57383191
Hello anon. Based on your buying behaviour we suggest the size of XXL for the product you have chosen.
We appreciate you doing business with us and hope to do so in the future :)

>>57383164
military is not the IC (intelligence community), title 10 vs. 50, big difference, also the IC isn’t law enforcement, helps to learn the difference instead of blindly believing 4chan memes

>>57383217
german humour at full display

>>57381276
because i bought NVDA last friday

>>57383166
No, especially if you hold them in tax advantaged accounts. Truth is, dividend stocks as a whole outperform non dividend paying stocks >>57368318

Mumus are getting cocky again, looks like a rape correction will be necessary. Prepare your agnus.

>>57383271
that´s despite dividends, not because of them

Im gonna short TSLA . Thoughts bobros?

>>57383314
Good idea unless retard pump rips your face off.

>>57383302
I truly dont understand the bear/bull dichotomy. There is only one economy, and you can make money whether its "bad" or "good". With shortselling, you can be bullish on what others consider bearish. And vice versa. There are no bulls and no bears, just a bunch of faggots getting heemed and whining about it. Sucking at investing doesnt make you a bear, it just makes you poor.

You need to play the lonesome road dlc

>>57383166
>Dividends get taxed at regular income rates
Not really. Qualified dividends get taxed like long term capital gains, which is less than income, potentially 0% if you're a low income wagie.

>>57383335
So wait, If I make a million dollars and invest it all in dividend stocks, can I quit my job, live on the dividends and not get taxed?

>gold is up
>treasuries up
>fucking equities up
This isn't normal and something will break soon.

>>57383335
Yeah when I lost my job during covid I lived off dividends for a while. Saved me some real hardship otherwise.

>>57383310
Whatever cope you need to tell yourself

OIL and NATGAS today!

You okay bobo?

>>57383346
you won't avoid state tax but you could avoid federal
The same could be said of long term capital gains, but you need to hold a stock for a year instead of 60 days required for qualified dividends for those
also worth noting that not all distributions are qualified, beware of limited partnerships

>>57383367
get ready

>>57383352
I think a lot of the momentum is just everything re-pricing after inflation.

>>57383346
You will always be taxed, you could just move to Greece and enjoy their 5% taxes though

I missed almost all the news, does anybody have an update on all of the new news? I saw that Trump got swept in New Hampshire last light with Nikki Haley winning the thing unanimously, but that was all I saw.

>>57383346
You wouldn’t live comfortably off of $1mill in dividends in the same manner you wouldn’t live comfortably selling 3% of your $1million VOO position every year

>>57382482
>t. nu/pol/ tankie turdie
jewtin lost

I have 5k shares of IBIT. It's not going great so far.

>>57383360
Light crude futures down

>>57383390
I could quite literally live fine off of VOO's dividends if I had 1 million dollars.
cut your expenses bro

>>57383407
Living on 14 grand is a stretch…

>>57383314
risky, it has dump potential given the negative quarter, but it priced it in already and there is consolidation around 205

>>57383418
It's really not. It all comes down to what you are paying to put a roof over your head.

>>57383426
>>57383314

>>57383407
I’m not talking about VOO dividends. How index investors make money is by selling off 3-4% of their position each year. In theory, and largely in practice, this is fine because the S&P averages 8-10% a year.

>>57383201
natgas is a free commodity now. just go to your local gas supplier, and claim your natgas for free!

BABA bros, you did it.

>>57383360
>>57383405
I'm waiting for them to dump so I can buy xom and cvx

>>57383390
I could easily live on 45k/yr and comfortably at that. 3% withdraw along with pocketing the divvies is 4.5% of 1million and falls barely in the 0% tax bracket for capital gains. Perfect. I am literally all in on VOO in my Roth and Brokerage.

How do I invest in stocks/futures if I'm not american or european?

>>57383463
>brazilian
its over anon

>>57383453
We are so freaking, hecking backerino!

BABA bros? Are we back??

>>57383443
Selling 3-4% of your position and you also get some sweet dividends though.

>>57383463
you can open a futures account with brokers like ninjatrader, ironbeam, edgeclear and so on

Is Europe going out of business?

>>57383405
>>57383455
I’m slurping XOM as well

>>57383483
Things will have to get worse before they improve, yes.

>>57383455
>>57383487
I planned on slurping XOM at between 70-80$. Could you abstain from slurping so that we could reach this price point swiftly?

>>57382986
rich do this to dodge taxes (with some creative accounting sprinkled on this scheme)

>>57383482
Are futures the only options? I'm kinda scared of the risk, but I guess if I'm scared of the risk I'm not ready to trade yet

>>57383502

>>57383470
It's not over, not yet

>>57383474
Imagine actually believing this

>

>>57383505
i don't know, you have ask directly brokers if they accept your nationality.
Brokers for futures have lower commissions than general brokers who do stocks and options. So if you really want to trade an instrument in particular, it's better to get a broker specializing in this instrument.

For the risk it sucks yeah, you really have to use a stop loss, consider the money lost for good. and reduce your greed. Practice for several months on demo account and with CFDs and target a gain of 50usd per day. Small positions is the key to keep your capital and success. If you can do this for 6months you are very good.

>>57383515
People are awakening to the absolute scam that is charities thanks to a few recent "scandals". In quotes because they did nothing unusual for these types of organizations. Bearish on charities as a whole now.

>>57383505
by the way you can open a free account on tradingview, just search for a cfd like US500 or NAS100 and you can paper trade (click on the bottom tab of the window)

>>57383545
The idea of a charity just blows my mind. If you truly wanted to help people and you had money why not actually get off your ass and actually do it yourself. People really do have more money than sense.

>Not my problem.
Lmfao.

>>57383545
Hello guys and gals, me Mutahar.

>>57383556
it's about virtue signaling and reducing taxes

>>57383497
I have doubts it will get that low, but for you anon I’ll try to abstain.

>>57383560
Pretty based ngl

Looking to blow up my portfolio today. What should I dump all my savings into hoping it'll rocket by eow?

>>57383569
Donating to charity doesn't remit money you would have owed the IRS. It is a deduction not a tax credit. Tired of midwit retards on the internet thinking people throwing money away is some kind of advanced tax loophole

>>57383166
>Dividends get taxed at regular income rates
True but I never saw why this mattered. Take a look at everything else that gets taken from your earned income along with the income taxes. When you account for all of the deductions which are just hidden taxes you start to realize that unearned income is a much better return.

>>57383618
you're a big brain

>>57383584
Immediately putting my morning wood to work by putting Chie mating press.

>>57383584
>I have doubts it will get that low, but for you anon I’ll try to abstain.
I think it could because of the all-equity merger with Pioneer could get some selling pressure after the merger absent high oil prices. Thank you very much for abstaining from the urge to slurp!

In a mating press*
Good morning saars

STLD (Steel Dynamics) earnings tomorrow. Not a bad company.

Assets: 14.9B
Liabilities: 6B (Only 3B in long term debt)

>>57383404
>I have 5k shares of IBIT. It's not going great so far.
great launch Larry

Fuck you brapgas, pull up. Wtf, 40-50 fahrenheit in the US, that's fuckin cold still.

>>57383346
You will pay an income tax of sort but what you will not be paying is the social security, medicare, and retirement tax. Also any other automatic and hidden taxes that are taken from your pay before you even see it.

>>57383666
Checked. It's 40 degrees right now but it feels like 60+ after multiple days around 11-19. Yes, I am Caucasian. I do not have the heat on.

Which US city to visit after I sell these lovely SOXL calls? Kinda want to go to Florida to have a key lime pie, love that shit

>>57383171
Kek

>double top and scared mumus that know it's a bubble selling
Kek baggies!

>>57383648
So what was the real plan for all these ETFs?
Crash BTC to accumulate?

>>57383560
This attitude goes all the way up to the fed. *banks* not the fed are doing the money printing and the moral hazard from repeated bailouts means they don’t care about who they lend to.

>>57383601
BOIL

>>57383715
This is the time of year to visit florida.

BURN THE GAS

>>57383632
Chie is a precocious little girl

>>57383729
>This attitude goes all the way up to the fed. *banks*
Yeah, all the banks are taking stupid risks and just saying not my problem to the FED, because there are no repercussions.

>>57383723
There have been zero instances of
Year 1: Down
Year 2: Up
Year 3: Down
Since 1961.
And 83% of election years are bull markets. And rate cuts are only partially priced in and definitely happening at some point. Face it bobo it's over. Maybe a slight mid year slump at worst but it's a bull year.

>>57382395
>Good investment or not good?
Not good, the thing is a hand cannon and will bust your eardrums in any kind of self defense situation. Also gotta make sure it has a modern firing pin, the original ones are made of shit steal and snap like glass.

>>57383759
I've been to Orlando like 12 years ago and I remember I loved key kime and coconut shrimp

TSLA is priming for lift off

>>57383784
You have a ton of other options depending on what you want to do. I would even suggest more south,, miami, lauderdale, naples, delray, wpb

>>57383715
FL keys are pretty cool, went diving there the last couple years.

*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

What's an intangible asset on a balance sheet? And what is Goodwill?

Wtfwt

>>57383801
Its joever

>>57383800
one road, can't see the water from it most of the way, lots of traffic. hogfish is good though

t. floridaman

>>57383801
WTFWT?!!?

>>57383801
Its over

>>57383801

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>57383765
I love little girls so much that i sometimes scare myself.

Bearbros?? What do we do???

>AMD
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

>>57383801
Uh oh

>>57383836
Capitulate, and just buy NVDA calls like everybody else.

>>57383555
Yeah, I've been paper trading like this for 3 months I think. Very sad that some futures don't provide paper trading options on tradingview and i need to actually do trading on paper

>>57383841
>he bought the top
lol

>>57383862
Worse...

>>57383870
>>57383862
He sold puts at the top, lol

oh they were just shaking off stop losses.

>>57383876
worse.

spirit airlines long continues to print

>>57383886
What the fuck did you do?

>It's going back up
WHO THE FUCK BUYS A MILLENIA+ PE AND WHY
DO THESE NIGGERS THINK AMD IS GOING TO BUILD A DYSON SPHERE?

did normies really fall for the AI meme? nvda is collapsing

>>57383531
I sent this to my webm to my gf, and it made her laugh while she's sitting in the hospital with her mom. Thanks.

Why does the market keep bursting up only to sell back off then burst up again?

>>57383893
Lets just say I realized a really big loss, then fomoed everything at the top. This is after missing out on like 17% gains cause I sold too early. Not making decisions at 4am anymore.

Going all in on Tesla puts for earnings no way it doesn’t work Tesla a shit.

>>57383855
the CME data on Tradingview are cheap at least. even for Eurex. If you really need them.
Dont forget to include some commission like 2 usd /contract because those matter a lot for micro contracts.

I think CFDs are fine for demo, because a working method would not need to differentiate between the real future and the CFD.

What method do you use for the trading?

It's still going up to tag stops then selling back off only to repeat

>>57383898
Anon. I'm sorry to disappoint you but this AI bubble will continue for a minimum of another year two.

>>57381509
I always kek about the 1 min Chart keks thanks dude for making me smile

>>57383888
nice job on that, i didn't really pay attention to spirit. (also nice trips, get it!?!)

>>57383910
The only decision you should be making at 4am, is if you're getting up or going to sleep, but whichever you choose you need to stick with it for a while.

Just sell off already

>>57383937
Nah I made that decision at 2am

bought bilibili calls for old time sakes

>>57383346
>don’t have an income tax: Alaska, Florida, Nevada, South Dakota, Tennessee, Texas, and Wyoming.
>New Hampshire and Washington (state) have no income but tax capital gains (like divies)
All income is federally taxed. You won't be getting any SSI payment into your retirement, but they calculate at the best years of ... 3? 5?
>>57383390
> you wouldn't
I would. But I don't try to live "where there are things,"
>>57382395
too old. goes over the fireplace or in a box to look pretty. unless you're gonna spend the cost of a new arm getting it refurbed, it's a hazard to carry. metal should last forever, if properly made. won't say the czech can't make things, but post ww2 soviet czech may or may not be good metal. and with an item dealing with that much heat/cool cycling if it was trained with, in addition to the simple stresses, it's just not worth the risk, imo.
for your carry, get fresh American or Norse/German metals. And be sure you understand the workings so you don't shoot yourself jiggling the thing too much. Also, those rounds are rare in the US, so practice will be expensive, and you really need to practice so you don't shoot your wife trying to shoot the bad guy.
SWBI or RGR.
>>57383910
>Not making decisions at 4am anymore
>invested in (as of Jan.23, 2024) PE Ratio (TTM) 1,388.92
Stop making decisions, get a market index, a variety of sector funds, or just hire a guy.

>russel opens at +2%

holy fuck that is a good look, jesus christ that is an amazing look there mumu. holy shit

I should have known. This is actually just another crab range

>>57383951
I remember selling at 150
But I bought again later...

Can we please get a breakout

>>57383961
we were supposed to make anime real

>>57383949
Well you probably fucked up, I mean you should have decided at 2am just to go to sleep, this is a classic case of one bad decision leading to another. Happens all the time, SAD.

>>57383957
>Stop making decisions
I refuse. It wasnt actually amd but soxl, lum enticed me.

This is an unbelievably jewish market today

>>57383899
So have you been cheating while she’s away?
>>57383835
Get help

Chinkbros….

>>57383980

>>57384021
There literally is no help for lolicons. Best you can hope for is he doesnt ever offend. But he'll never not love lolis.

Someone start a new thread you faggots

>>57384027
just nuke it, please
I'm so tired

3m bros...

>>57384064
>>57384064

>>57384039
Yup once you've recognized and internalized the purest, most sublimely beautiful thing earth has ever produced in its 4.6 billion years there's no tearing it from your heart anymore.

>>57384074
No it has more to do with how you developed sexually. Youre probably still attracted to regular women, but the loli fantasy gets you going more than anything. Im willing to bet you have some sort of developmental disorder. Autism is one, but I dont think thats your shtick. You seem like a delayed puberty kinda guy.

>>57383742
I have lost more on BOIL gambles than I care to admit