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57376625 No.57376625 [Reply] [Original]

I just accidentally bought $344k worth of 30 year treasury bonds.

>> No.57376698

>>57376625
lol, u can't cash out for 30 years
have fun, baggie

>> No.57376706

>>57376625
>accidentally
sure bub
cool story though

>> No.57376723

>>57376625
Don't worry, the Fed isn't going to reduce rates. Everyone thinks they're going to reduce rates, but they're really not. Rates will hold for a while longer and then continue to increase on their way to double digits. You're going to be very wealthy.

>> No.57376732

>>57376625
uh oh
no refunds bondie ;)

>> No.57376777

>Yeah dude America's gonna last forever, it's not cracking at the foundation and going to explode into violence
What idiot buys these

>> No.57376808

>>57376777
Checked, but unfortunately very wrong. America has a long track record of surviving catastrophe and coming out better on the other side. It's a sure thing. Your lucky 7's prove it.

>> No.57377051

>>57376808
examples?

>> No.57377060

That's a pretty good deal right?
>>57376698
There's a market where you can still sell them, so no worries

>> No.57377071

>>57376808
Not when the country will be 70% brown by the time OP's bonds mature.

>> No.57377132

>>57377051
A zoomer born in 2000 has lived through 3 economic crises

>> No.57377136
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57377136

>>57376625
Better pray for the yeild to go down Anon.

>> No.57377154

>>57376625
nigga you gonna be dead by then

>> No.57377166

>>57377060
brav, aint nobody finna buy dem 30 yo bonds

>> No.57377183

>>57377166
the bond market is pretty huge you nigger

>> No.57377192

>>57377183
oi mandem

>> No.57377194

>>57376808
There's a park bench near me that is a few hundred years older than the USA, you don't have a long track record of shit.

>> No.57377195

>>57376698
They can be resold immediately dumbass

>> No.57377205

>>57376698
Imagine being this financially illiterate on a business and finance board

>> No.57377356

>biz doesn't even know the basics of government bonds

>> No.57377401

>>57377205
>>57377195
>>57377183
no I was told here it's like staking chainlink tokens

>> No.57377402

>>57376625
whats the staking returns? Is the dev doxxed and can he be trusted?

>> No.57377411

>>57376625
You just accidentally nailed it if we are about to have a 2007 style recession.

>> No.57377414

>>57377401
Yea no unstaking for 30 years

>> No.57377431

>>57376698
You can't be so dumb that you don't know he can actually make shit tons of money if we hard land and set rates to zero and sell those bonds, right?

>> No.57377446

>>57377431
can't, has to hold 30 years

>> No.57377466

>>57377446
I thought this was a business and investment board, oh Jesus.

>> No.57377480

>>57377446
Read this, learn something.

https://www.investor.gov/introduction-investing/investing-basics/glossary/bonds-selling-maturity

>> No.57377498

>>57376777
>Yeah dude America's gonna last forever, it's not cracking at the foundation and going to explode into violence
>What idiot buys these
Tbh it's going to last forever precisely because these bonds exist alongside derivatives. On top of direct vested interests keeping things afloat there's now infinite money streams to harvest from a revolving door of social pessimists. Until we return to a 1950s golden era (which would allow room for a real black swan) there's nothing to fear in regards to the country actually imploding. Don't short the bottom, ya dig?

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57377505

>>57377466
I'm convinced 90% of all anons on biz are underage or pajeets or underage pajeets

>> No.57377509

>>57376698
>business and finance board

I wish this board had flags

>> No.57377510

>>57377480
too much text, I need like an image with colors

>> No.57377513

>>57377402
Dev is this weird rich guy who wears this stupid little hat but he seems trustworthy enough.

>> No.57378254

>>57377401
the holder of the asset gets paid interests you can transact it to another holder

>> No.57378478

>>57377446
N00b

>> No.57378537

>>57377446
jesus

>> No.57378553

>>57376698
Business & Finance

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57379324

>>57377446
This post is prime /Biz. No onder you fucker keep buying bags.

>> No.57379354

>>57376625
Yeah, you didn't buy anything. You gave a bunch of middlemen a loan. Congrats.

>> No.57379377

>>57377505
close, 86%. What is remarkable is that the percentage of real posts is so closely correlated to the percentage of real crypto projects. 14% of crypto projects are not an actual scam.

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57379395

>>57379354
If he bought on friday. He would be ahead. Right now I doubt if anyone know which way the yeild is going. If it keep falling he wins, but if iut goes up he loses.

>> No.57379401

>>57379395
If it goes up he loses

>> No.57379415

>>57376723
>T bonds
>fixed interest rate
>Bond price goes down when rates go up

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57379425

>>57379377
>14% of crypto projects are not an actual scam.
I think you are overy optimistic

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57379439

>>57379415
Most anon here trade shit coins or meme stock. Understanding real markets is above their pay grade.

>> No.57380211

>>57376625
>$344k
>mistake

how?

I can't stop thinking what that money could bring in DeFi in not 30 but 10 years...

>> No.57380218
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57380218

Is this ADM thing about poisoning my food? They guy they fired has on blush and lipstick in his portrait, which seems in-scope.

>> No.57380349

>>57380211
Spool is giving like 8% for stables and some big incentives, combining those for 10 years…

OMFG WRONG PEOPLE HAS THE MONEY…

>> No.57380369

>>57376625
haha. you bought them at top and inflation will go back.