/biz/ - Business & Finance

I have sex with multiple women. I also have alot of Tech stocks

>>57374796
are you sure they are women

When discussing OIL, I don't want to hear "dune coon" or "sand nigger" from OP or anybody else.

>>57374796
this is pretty cringe dude, you should be a virgin until marriage and only have one sexual partner your entire life. also the only stocks worth investing in are the magnificent 8,

what do you guys use for charts?

>>57374822
Excel personally.

So this is the local top isn't it?

>>57374822
TradingView, though you just missed the Black Friday sale.

Buy VOO. I am no longer asking.

>>57374834
For China FUD? Yes.

>>57374840
I buy it every week on Mondays anon.

>>57374846
Yes, I agree, but I was alluding to the SPY top I'm seeing right now.

WTFWT?

nvda edging me rn

>>57374846
>estimated 50 cities completely empty
That's nothing in China, right? 10% of their developed lands, with an unknown number of vacancies in "occupied" cities.

>>57374816
I've heard these companies do business

i'm doing nofap and yet i still lose money

>>57374883
They'll just implement state-mandated gfs, a 3 Child Policy (Minimum), and in 5 years we'll be singing a different tune.

>>57374887
Holy shit, no way.

Elon cucked to the jews, at what price should I dump my TSLA ? I want to get rid of that garbage.

>he baked

V SHAPED RECOVERY AHHHHHHHHH

Stop crabbing and dump motherfucker.

If you bought the HSI in 1997, you have now only broken even 27 years later in nominal terms.
Congrats on all the chinese shills absolutely vaporizing contrarian wealth. You are the real QT.

>>57374894
Have you tried fapping instead?

Will the market finally make up its mind on what it thinks Discover should be worth? A cc company shouldn't be a rollercoaster.

Bull flag ? Those crafty niggers

>>57374897
It's true!

>>57374992

I don't know whose pumping my LLAP bags, but it's greatly appreciated.

Xi

Save

Me

You

Chink

Fuck

>>57374788
Why yes, I did short BOIL today how could you tell

>>57375023
Even PeeDooDoo can't escape the suck that is China.

>>57374992
...in last thread you claimed you made 6 figures from this trade

>>57375012
Better use them as exit liquidity before you're down %5 tomorrow.

I sold 10k worth a few days ago to cover cost basis.

>https://www.federalreserve.gov/releases/g19/current/default.htm
uhm. you guys. We are about to get wrecked next month when everyone has to pay their credit back.

>>57375062
I sold 10k worth last week ago to cover cost basis.

>>57375071
I only own a little over 250 shares. I'm just going to let it ride. If I make money, great. If it goes to zero, that will be hilarious too.

A MICKEY MOUSE JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

>>57375080
Naw nigga

>>57375098
how about you just give me your extra 200$ for business investment rather than just laugh it away into the void?

>>57375098
What are you buying these days Rocker?

>>57375012
>LLAP
Why the fuck would you buy that

>>57375125
he mistyped the keys; he meant
>LFAP

>>57375116
It's not about the money anon, it's about sending a message.
>>57375122
I'm short SNAP, long LLAP. Plan on buying lots of oil (physical) next paycheck.

where is the best place to get steel and steel scrap futures? I see lots of places where I can pay a bit to get gold, silver, and stuff like that.. but not steel?

>>57375148
I could also use that 200$ for production/marketing purposes. Rocker; help me help you help me.

>>57374992
You should be ashamed of your self for supporting the ultra MAGA republicans echo chamber.

>>57375012
>trying to scrape together exit liquidity
No one is buying your bags, retard. Make better videos, or stop avatar posting.
>>57375023
>tfw you *JUST* started a position in FXI
Based
Xi is going to right this ship, any day now!

>>57375148
I can't believe how cheap fuel is right now, inflation adjusted never even broke ahead of the 00s peak. I guess stuff is just more efficient now.

>>57374907
>at what price should I dump my TSLA ? I want to get rid of that garbage.
A second-hand car dealer in Düsseldorf/Germany says after selling the last 4 Teslas he had in stock, at a loss, he will never touch that brand again.
https://rp-online.de/nrw/staedte/duesseldorf/duesseldorf-warum-gebrauchtwagen-von-tesla-unbeliebter-werden_aid-105353157

>>57375175
I recommend contacting baggot for any sort of handouts. He's the resident richfag. Send all of your inquiries to dirtybaggienigger@gmail.com

>>57375211
Cute cat.

I went short on tesla with a x10 leverage. Am i gonna make it ?

>>57375197
>I can't believe how cheap fuel is right now,
Every shithole that has oil - Iran, Venezuela, now Lybia - is back online and producing at max capacity. Also Russians are cheating and producing more than OPEC agreed because they need the cash for the war.

>>57375237
well? 20k investment?? help a fellow fren out with scaling a business?

>>57375192
Fuck you chud, my videos are better than ever and put out more often. I've even started editing more clips to put into it. If you don't like it don't watch it. Not like I make money off of this shit anyway. If everyone stopped watching and I had to stop making videos for /smg/ I wouldn't bat an eye and would end up making a wholesome toy unboxing channel for kids or something.

>>57375208
Understandable. Recently bought a used smartphone. Guess what was the problem. THE FUCKIN BATTERY, completely fried thanks to turbopowering

>>57375153
NPSCY

>>57375252
Sorry I'm kinda in a bad mood, and don't feel like helping out a fellow fren right now.

>>57375257
My dad's been working on cars his entire life and yesterday we got on the topic of electric vehicles because a bunch of faggots got stuck in the snow. He said EVs are single handedly one of the worst investments you can make as they have virtually no resale value. The automakers are essentially making disposable cars, except they are more expensive than gas powered cars.

>>57374846
>trusting slant-eyed bastards

THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFRbZJXjWIA

>>57375257
Yeah, my 2012-vintage Samsung S3 mini still works, because a new battery was available for 10 EUR. Newer phones often don't allow that.

Old news but still fuckin stupid

>January 12, 2024 at 11:25 am EST
Share
Jan 12 (Reuters) - Investors increased their bets on future European Central Bank rate cuts on Friday, sending euro area government bond yields lower as data showed U.S. producer price inflation was weaker than expected in December.

>US PPI
>ECB cuts
This fuckin market

>>57375275
>that meme
That stock reeks of pajeet poopoo. I was already fooled once with LLAP, fool me can't be fooled again.

>>57375275
I wonder if they'll be able to buy US Steel like they want. Otherwise it's Cleveland Cliff's offer at 30 something a share instead.

>>57375307
actual theme

>>57375148
>Plan on buying lots of oil (physical) next paycheck.
Based.

>>57375088
based base coverer.
>>57375291
my dad works for Nintendo, and he said your dad's a pussy.
>>57375208
>I don't know electric cars and it's a buyer's market so it's Tesla's fault
faggot lives to pressure sell, and he's judging global trends.

>>57375342

oops
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jDHRW6fngg

>>57375346
My dad could beat up your dad

>>57375320
Anon, I would be genuinely surprised if anyone here could buy Baoshan Steel.

And I'm only mentioning Nippon Steel because they're buying X and no way in hell will I shill CLF tranny's bags.

>>57375239
I almost tripled my money last year thanks to the people that still believe Tesla will fail. Please never stop.

>>57375359
my dad would get into our bulletproof CyberTruck and push your dad's fat ass into the ditch at 800ftlbs/in and not even dent our Tesla.

>>57374796
We all do.
And since we all are such studs in here, chances are high that we are even sharing the same women.

>>57375189
Ive never used truth social. Still voting Trump though.

>>57375380
>Price-Earnings ratio
68.33

>>57375239
>I went short on tesla with a x10 leverage.
How far out? TSLA is garbage; as are all EVs.
>>57375255
>my videos are better than ever
Flat out wrong. All you do is bitch and moan about meaningless garbage. Even my wife asked why I still watch your videos; couldn't answer.

>>57375412

>Price-Earnings ratio

>>57375346
>>57375359
>MY DADDY DOES MAGIC, HE USES A SPECIAL BOX TO GET CABLE TELEVISION WITHOUT PAYING
>MY DADDY IS A POLICE MAN HE PUTS BAD PEOPLE IN JAIL

Not sure if I'm schizoing out but seems like if you do a bull put spread ITM and a bear put spread OTM on a index option you get a autistically high probability of profit.

Like as long as it's not between the two it's fine right?

>>57375412
>Using P/E ratio
>On a company that hasn't finish scaling up

Laughinganimewhores.png

>>57375412
>HECKING SCIENCE! YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND TESLA IS NOT JUST A CAR COMPANY IT'S MUCH MORE, HOLY HECKING SCIENCE YOU'RE TRIGGERING ME!

>using PE

>>57375255
If you ever stopped talking about Bussy, and kept with the edited clips, you could have a channel with at least 500 followers. I believe in you FatHands!
>>57375441
I think Elon is going to wind up putting in a honda generator on the off-road models. I'm guessing CNG version.

>>57374788
Anyone believe the core PCE will come in flat and we get some downside momentum?

>>57375395
Nope my dad recorded himself heeming your dad.
>>57375424
Well you are still watching so clearly you don't hate them too much.

>>57375464
those basedjaks hate elon now though no?

>>57375477
>PCE will come in flat
the goys will keep borrowing to spend and they will like it

>>57374992
What caused this to spike today?

>>57375477
for about a year i have been saying the gigadump will start in March 2024

>>57375493
Based hamchad in the WEBM.
>>57375494
Maybe, but they're probably still bullish TSLA since It's so overvalued, they really like buying overvalued shit.

>>57375520
DeSantis dropped out and endorsed Trump.

DWAC is up 80% because why?

>>57375493
That wasn't my dad, that was your dad's boyfriend. My dad drives a Cybertruck and a Model3 and he says we're gonna get a Model S Plaid when he retires and I'll get the cybertruck. You don't know what you're talking about.
>>57375562
Because fuck commies.

>>57375561
He was earlier than that.

>>57375562
Didn't you hear Trump is going to win the next
"elections". Get it I put the word elections in quotation marks because it is all fake and gay when you know who's going to win beforehand
haha...

Just call me the juggler, I love a falling knife.

>>57375607
if trump wins, how do we blame the kikes. and how did he win last time when it's all rigged.
it's only rigged when democrats win, isn't it

>>57374992
>DWAC
>>57375561
>TRUMP
what the fuck even is DWAC? Is it truth social?

>>57375452
Anon, in markets, you rarely come across a free lunch.

And you never do in index options chains.

>>57375669
If I remember correctly, DWAC was the SPAC that was going to merge with Truth Social, but I think there was some legal/administrative hold up and I don't know what happened after that

Reminder that FNMA is DWAC for classy gentlemen.

>>57375663
It's all rigged, It's a scam. Simply never going to vote.

>markets

https://youtu.be/xNdNvbnkMDA?si=5fjH4vaJU7GP8cjv

>>57375686
>FNMA
why is Fannie Mae an OTC pinksheet?

>>57375663
>it's only rigged when ...
lol.. Well, anyway.
>>57375669
It's a SPAC, and in theory it was created to buy Truth Social, somehow? I suppose, purely speculation I honestly have no other info, they're optioned to buy in some fashion, or they're aiming to collect enough liquidity by shares to make an offer. Or both.

>>57375724
Because it's too close to the feds and having it bobble every day on (((news))) would mess up (((plans))). Derivatives run deeeeeeeep.

>>57375669
>>57375683
Its the spac for Trumps social media Twitter clone Truth Social but its been in limbo for a while. I always thought it was kinda dumb, but now that Elon owns Twitter it seems even more pointless.

>>57375724
Because it's not yet dead and Trump will (have some underling who will) take it public again.

>>57375764
I love Elon, and I still want competition. Reddit exists, and does plenty for Maxwell Estate. The US can afford to have a US native board in the normie sphere.
Personally, I'd get Tom on it, there remains no better space than Myspace.
Hmm. I'm samefagging. I must be missing something in my portfolio.

TSLA is collapsing.

>>57375663
globohomo needs young white males to join the military and die for israel
they need a republican in office to increase troop numbers

I hope you mumus realize this is the last hurrah for a long time

>>57375802
Trump Social is going to blow up once he gets back into office because it will be the only place to get non-fake news regarding policy decisions and such. Like if you want an accurate number of illegals kicked out, you'll only be able to find the number on Trump Social

>>57375663
The Republican Party will let Trump get the nomination, even with rigging he would win it by Super Tuesday. They just won't campaign or spend for him if the midterms were any indication. He needs a massive grassroots campaign if he wants to win, which is difficult because that's not how Republicans operate their campaigns most of the time.

>>57375832
yeah it's fine tho

>>57375746
>>57375789
i figured since its government sponsored it would be on the more reputable exchange. Pinksheets and other OTC stocks dont have the same financial reporting requirements and for a lot of those companies that is the reason why they remain on OTC markets

>>57375832
I honestly expected it to drag on for another week.
As long as I get to short tomorrow!

>>57375837
>non-fake news regarding policy decisions
who even cares. the only policy i care about is if im going to be gulag'ed for posting insensitive comments about (them). and I wont need a tweet to find out, they will just kick my door in and inform me that i will be going

>>57375851
They spend all the money in Iowa trying to stop him. Like Nikki Haley spent something like $2,500 per vote received in Iowa, it was fucking retarded how much they're blowing through and they'll have nothing left for the general.

>>57375837
Have you seen what Elon has been tweeting recently? He literally went to the border to see the illegal crisis himself.

we selling oil at $77 or when?

>>57374846
I don't even know anymore how the sentiment would have to change for all the institutional faggots to start investing in China again. It seems like it's completely over (still not gonna sell thoughbeit)

>bobo lurking

>>57375821
Zoomers can't even handle a part time job, you expect them to enlist? The government just plans to enlist illegals as a pathway to citizenship.

Been watching some Euan Sinclair interviews on jewtube today. He used the term LARP which confirms my suspicion that he is a tavistock institute glowie who posts here occasionally

>>57375882
Why isn't Elon hiding his power level? What the fuck is he doing?

So who's gonna do a stinkier stinky tomorrow? Nasd-ACK or Shit & Piss?

>>57375837
>to get non-fake news
Abstain from using communist vocab baggie. Thank you.

>>57375929

Damn this morning was the BOTTOM?

>bobos posting because market isnt gapping up 10%
...is this a win for bobo now lol?

>>57375816
They should've hedged with Bitc...oh.

>>57375889
I'll be dipping my ballbag in crude OIL when it gets to ~50$.

>>57375917
Rockets are halfway to ICBMs. To say nothing of Starlink - he turns that off and Putin recovers Kiev the next day.

>>57375857
It was on the NYSE or something, but likely got kicked off due to the low share price. Not like the conservatorship would give a fuck about reverse splits.

>>57375968
there is deff blood in the air and its all on the down side

>>57374788
Theres only 30 million shares of DWAC, the motherfucker can squeeze. Its done it before

Anyone driven a Fisker?

>>57375987
>recovers
Oh no you didn't just gaslight. Kyiv built Moscow, and Moscow got gat by Mongolians. Nothing but round faces running around in the Kremlin. Kyiv is still Aryan Norse.

>>57375891
First buyers are CCP insiders. Then citizens forced to buy. Then FOMOing gweilo that panic sold and realize they're missing another V-shaped rally.

DUMP THE MARKET

>>57375999
Hahaha! Nothing bad ever happens to the all time highs!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGfKb5winmc

>>57376018
>First buyers are CCP insiders
As things should be.

I left work 3 hours early and need to make up $100 in the stonk market this week. Shill me a quick flip

>>57376022
go back to your cave smelly bear

>>57375911
>The government just plans to enlist illegals as a pathway to citizenship.
German govt is now talking of enlisting foreigners, without giving them path to citizenship.

>>57376071
UAL reports in an hour or so. Find a position and be quick.

>>57376076
Shut the fuck up you dumb kike. The market is overvalued by 50%.

Is Oil going out of business?

This market is very sus bros, my bags are fucking bleeding right now!

>>57375999
Man I wish we got an official sequel to Sailor Moon someday but it will never happen...

>>57376100
do people actually make money playing this seems a bit overrepresented here with nothing to show for it

OHHH HERE WE GO
THIS COULD BE IT
THE BIGONE

>>57374788
be deadass with me niggas, is it over?

>>57375821
outside of evangelicals too many white people are aware about jewish antics in one way or another.

>>57375881
It's definitely on purpose, they're playing long term so if Trump loses again they can say "Look MAGA doesn't work we need someone like Dubya back" and they push their next neocon candidate like the past decade didn't happen

What country just woke up and needs to spam negs on a green day?

>>57375314
>rate cuts
lol,
lmao even

>>57375441
KWAB
summer '92

>>57374796
You are a degenerate who defiles himself in order to appease the desires of his penis.
What a fool. What a failure. What a tragedy.

TSLA bros...this ER better be good. The only hope I have rn is that the stock sold off into earnings in Jan of last year and pumped after.

STOP PUSHING THE MARKET UP YOU DUMB FUCKING KIKES
I HOPE YOU DIE

>>57376147
And they're only there because Mossad literally put money and people into Liberty University and 700 Club.
>>57376148
The sooner the US realizes that Political Media is dominated by Israel and by US "Public Unions" whose dues are paid from the Beltway both-sides, the better we'll all be.
I guess I'm DWACing today.

why is SAVE still climbing...
I panic sold at $7...

>>57375789
>d Trump will (have some underling who will) take it public again.
unironically i was intrigued by this when he mentioned it once i think. could be a really juicy paying divy stock.

>>57376212
Well the CEO said they aren't "currently" on the verge of bankruptcy so that's good enough I guess.

>>57375882
Was the writing on the wall for that DWAC play?

>>57375352

>>57376212
>AMZN <$100
>HE <$10
>SAVE <$5
>META <$100
generational buying opportunities

this isn't financial advice.
i'm a bobo.
i have been feeling extremely, extremely calm, composed, unrattled, in the zone, etc. this jewpump hasn't rattled me at all, where it may have in the past. i actually expected myself to get more emotional about this and i just can't.
i take one look at it and realize how obviously fake and gay it all is.
the bobos will win.
the bobo thesis is almost endless at this point. the bull thesis is "we can't crash because we just can't, okay?"

>>57376212
Jet Blue is still setting up to take over. My guess, they'll be appealing. At the least, SAVE p/b is 2x where you sold. They've got options. They could cut routes, they could strip their seats and do cargo, shift destinations, dilute until book matches market, liquidate a route, liquidate everything, presell tickets to college teams.

>>57376256
I was never a believer in Truth social. I bought DWAC purely based on it being the "Trump stock." I figured it might have popped in the 20s at some point in the middle of the year. When I saw I was up 1000% today, I knew I had to sell. Reminded me of GME.

Now that oil can't possibly go any lower is it safe to dip into junior petrol companies?

>>57376312
>we can't crash because we just can't, okay?

>>57375359
well my dad fucked your dad. so our dads gay.

>>57376212
Bruh what? I bought calls. You know how mergers work? This is typical government corruption. They block the merge, let politicians buy low, then allow the merge a few months later. Its basically a perfect scam.

>>57376272
>HE <$10
Lean hogs under $10?! Where?!

Mumu bros....

>>57376312
I agree. The Bobo thesis still stands.

>look at pictures on big company websites, job recruiting boards
>everybody looks very professional and sophisticated, very ultra rich looking like they could run a biz and make money easily
>another day on the gambler market general with neets and degens

man how do you people get your trading motivation on this board? Early 2021 was a very fun time but markets are so boring now.

What stock for innovations of the future?

>>57376348
giwtwm

>>57376312
>>57376349
>Index fund DCAs in you're path

>>57376272
Man, I was so close to buying META during the dip, but you cant make every play.

>>57376355
Rummage through Cathie's bags of crap: https://cathiesark.com/

There's gotta be something that catches your fancy there.

>>57376354
Pure, unrelenting hate for my neighbors.

Got out of my puts green.
Fuck all Mumus.

AQB bros it looks like finally someone bought our little scam stock today. I'm so happy!

Meh day
I'll take my gains but this wasn't impressive tbqh
Bears were wrong yet again

>>57376372
>https://cathiesark.com/
how is this bitch still in /biz/ her only winner in her top 10 holdings is TSLA

>>57376398
She actually killed it on buying GBTC for a song.

Fucked it up by swapping to her ARKB fund but still, a win's a win.

>>57376419
so her GBTC trade has allowed her to become the bagholder we see today

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

ARLP and UAL report in minutes

>>57376462
webm stops before 2022
>kys

>>57376465
No, that'd be her vagina. I'm just saying a total accounting of her wins has to include GBTC.

>>57376462
imagine locking in 14% annual yield on a 30 year bond. Fucking christ boomers literally had free money.

>>57376484
yields maid anon took over after 2022

>>57376479
+2.81%

>>57376479

>>57376479
+3.61%

>>57376496
Been weeks since i've seen em. Must have been leveraged tlt and didn't sell when i did.
>UN-inversion
>First rate cut
This is when bobo cooms, not a moment before just wasting premium.

>>57376479
+3.11%

>>57375851
MAKE PRICES 2019 AGAIN

>>57376520
i still think the market can price in a march rate cut
remember it was already priced in and then got wound back, it can get re-wound in

>>57376354
Ive cooled off a bit after the insanity that is crypto and covid crash. I usually just sell month out covered calls on big green days and occasionally buy 6-12+ month calls/puts.

>>57376479
...a mixed bag
-0.29%

>>57374788
I doubled my portfolio today shorting BOIL. I think tomorrow I'll put it all into BOIL and ride the 15% wave up and then short it again, what do you guys think?

>>57376479
-0.05%
amd shat the bed hardcore today so cant be helped

We’ve been alternating every quarterly opex and opex just ended

>>57376546
Watching them kick the can daily, index doing well ignoring it for now.

>>57376494
>mfw I just realized bonds pay like dividends and not % on maturity

Reach for my neck, you'll get turned into an example. Y'all gotta stop playin' with me, man. I threw diamonds at the strip clubs under the Great Pyramids. I pushed a camel through the eye of a needle. This shit ain't nothin' to me, man. Tied the opps to the back of a Trackhawk and dragged them around the block for 24 hours. Motherfucker look like a Resident Evil 5 campaign extra after we was done with him. Opps wanted some initiative, blew up their entire quadrant. I'm movin' like Oppenheimer. She dropped that ass on me from an egregarious angle. They thought I was Stephen Wallace. Top shelf zaza disrupted my circadian rhythm. I have seen the Magna Carta. I have seen the eye of horror. I was flippin' bricks for Mansa Musa before y'all even became a type one civilization. This shit ain't nothin' to me you stupid piece a shit. Step the wrong way and you will perish. That pussy feel like Biscoff Butter. You think I care about this shit? Ask me if I care about this shit 'cause I don't give a shit. If I had a dollar for every time they said I gave a shit, I'd be broke 'cause I don't give a shit. My bitch look like David Hasselhoff. I balled so hard they thought I was a fuckin' nutsack. This shit ain't nothin' to me, man. I'll kill you, you stupid piece a shit.

>>57376337
are there similar examples in the last 10 years?
For all I know the judges are being bought off by bigger airlines that doesn't want the merger, or want to buy up Spirit's planes and crap after they have to bankrupt

>>57376623
Shouldn't the market be going DOWN when pricing in lack of a cut?

why is /smg/ even turning bearish suddenly today? i haven't seen sentiment get this bobo for a while. the shitpiss is still up a tiny amount.
is this because bitcoin took a doompa?

>>57376637

>>57376272
if you really think its at a bottom, HE is the only one of these trades that's still available.
SAVE seems way riskier than the rest of those, I could actually imagine it going out of business completely

>>57375881
>i
>>57375851
the gop itself isnt trying to stop trump. theyre fine with him. its the so called republican wallstreet types like the CEO of blackstone that want a haley. they want tax cuts to be the only thing a president does.

>>57376682
>bitcoin takes a 1% dip
/smg/
>its so over

>>57376704
that's why i asked, retard. i don't see anything else happening in macro.

>>57376708
>he doesn't know

>>57376645
ooga booga booga ooga
Mooga mooga booga ooga
booga ooga mooga ooga.
Moog. Gah. Moog. Gah. booga.

moooooga mooga. ooooga ooggaa
ooogie moogie, mogogai moogogiaa
Oogga ooga, boogga mooga, boogga
Boogaaaaaaaaa..
mumble mumble. OOGGA BOO

spbpbpbpbpbpbpbrpt


That's short SAVE.

>>57376708
The fuck you say to me you small bitch?

>>57376724
i will fuck you up, pussy ass homo

BUDDY CHECK UAL COMPUTER

>>57376736
I will circumcise you and feed you your own foreskin

>>57376697
Tax cuts and import "undocumented labor" that they can pay less

>>57376692
Juries are dangerous fuckers, and you know there are sharks in the waters around the islands.
Boy I'd love to sink into it, but every fucking student in Richardson is being paid to file affidavits for internships, you know it.

>>57376742
Thanks anon! That's rent today.

>>57376697
The problem is the radical ultra maga agenda would lead to the deportation of 10s of millions of wetbacks who literally didn't even do anything wrong except be born with the wrong color skin.

>>57376742
After hours gap up.
>after the fact
Hey buddy gfy

>>57376789
>0s of millions of wetbacks
who are they voting for?
#ridin with biden

>>57376748
>obsessed with foreskins and genitalia
found the kike. hamas missed one.

>>57376796
They aren't supposed to be voting, but the progressives are making it super easy for them to get their brown hands on ballots that are specifically printed in spanish.

>>57376795
True, it's not real money if you sell after 4pm.

>>57376825
Doesn't stop until those empowering get locked up, and they won't accept being locked up, so it doesn't end unless they get forced to end it.
That's RGR SWBI ASO

Response to this? >>57376842

>>57376795
>What are earnings reports

>>57376864

>>57376815
>mentions foreskin once
>>LOLZ U MUST BE A GAY RABBI
please defenestrate yourself from the nearest window.

>>57376864
>Big booty bitch threads are high IQ debates
>Trap threads, scholarly research threads.
>Ugly Negro Fight webms, MENSA meetings.
can confirm.

reeeeeeeeeeee

>>57376893
What board do you think this is?

>>57376479
I made exactly tree fiddy.

>>57376913
This is r/ponyhugs?

Long META, mark can't do wrong. nobody in history has overbought equipment.

>>57376864
>hide everything but the frogs
>average fren posts goes up 100 points

Shorted tesla with a x10 leverage just before close . TSLA is already down 0.2% after hours , it seems like i made the right choice.

>PayPal will ‘shock the world’: CEO Alex Chriss
>He says the payments giant will leverage AI to improve conversion rates.
Just fucking pop this stupid AI bubble already.

>>57376672
I think there was some stuff with disney and fox and warner bros and a bunch of smaller ones, technically Twitter buyout too. Hard to remember specifics, but markets always over react to merger/buyout challenges.

>>57376990
>hallucinates your balance away

>>57376864
I only participate in threads where anons post frogs

>>57376990
>toilet paper will now leverage ai to improve wiping rates
It is getting fucking retarded

>He doesn't own AMR
What are you, gay and hate money?

>>57377068

>>57376990
top siginal

Railroader here. Carloading report for week 3 is 20% lower than same week last year. You've been warned.

Another day. Went back to work. Female co-worker wore skin tight pants. During lunch a friend of hers picked her up. The friend was wearing tight pants to. So hey could be worse ways to spend 8hrs you know. Aside; my credit score is 779, WTF why couldn't they jack it one lousy point to nice even 780?.

>>57377068
A man of culture I see.

Why is Apple being traded like some shitcoin?
>Downgrade bc of supposed low demand
>Banks slashing their targets
>Suddenly banks come back and say buy Apple
>The demand issue is no longer an issue
Just what the hell? This market is beyond retarded

OIL

>>57377191
carloading down dramatically lower leading to tighter inventories you're implying? I'll be curious if cars start going up due to delays on key things going through Suez and Panama.

>>57377199
What do you do for work, wagie?

>>57376479

Need to start working on my CV

>>57374867
Nah. going to 490-500 just to fuck PUTS.
FOMC meeting at the end of the month but we hard pumping until this.

Just watched the first episode of SpyXFamily and it's really good.

Every single semiconductor company linked to soxl is making "this is going to IMMINENTLY go down by a lot" candles and patterns. And I guarantee, somehow, tomorrow AMD will be up another 5% like nothing happened.

>>57376990
Paypal has high fees and is very scammy. AI is going to make it worse.

Bros I'm shorting delivery shit like Uber eats, Grubhub and Doordash;

>Order $40 worth of ramen, potstickers and fried rice
>Give 15% gratuity because I'm not an asshole
>Wait for the order to come
>It arrives a few minutes later than scheduled
>Guy hands out order on bag
>Say thanks for delivering
>Doesn't look at me and walks away while fucking around on his phone
>Tell him I gave a good tip as thanks
>"Uh huh sure thanks..."
>Just walks away with barely any appreciation

What the fuck, that's the 2nd time this week I got a rude as hell delivery guy(first time was for Wingstop and some lady didn't even care I tipped her...). If the food wasn't so good, I'd give a 1 star review for that alone. No wonder people are bitching about tips and gratuity rates these days, fuck that.

>>57377351
I wish watching anime like SpyXFamily would transport me back 5 years to when the first chapter came out so I could escape america before covid.

>>57377375
>paying wagie(1099) to bring you goyslop
>tipping
please tell me this is a new copypasta meant to bait me

>>57377410
I don't have a choice sadly, I work nights at my office now and the only other place near here is fuckin mdonalds.

>>57376479
depends on tomorrow. if I wake up with today being a reversal I'm goated and make up all last years losses. if I wake up and its continuation. the losses continue.

>>57376608
Excellent trade anon. I too am switching out of KOLD from last week.

>>57377427
Guess thats okay, but your company better be paying for it, thats perdium.

is this real?

>>57376698

outside of smg, biz is scary

>>57376612
You have been warned, I fomo'd into AMD last week.

>>57377313
Kek I'm a govt employee. I "do nothing" for 8hrs a day. Seriously what I do isn't bad. Sure beats working at MCD's. I uh interact with various high level people in my state govt (Governor, cabinet heads, Lt Governor,others) and in general do whatever I want. My boss gives me free reign to do whatever cause he knows I'll get the work such as it is, done.

>>57377539
Sometimes I visit /biz/ from my phone where I don't have an ad blocker... and the fucking banner ads are the most hilarious and blatant scams I've ever seen in my life. Anyone who even considers clicking on one of them needs to seriously think about their life and whether it's worth continuing...

>>57377375
Their pay is very bad even including tips. There's no support from the company. Everyone is made to feel completely disposable. A company pizza delivery guy has a much better situation than the uber style delivery types.

>>57377586
the pornograhic ads on the blue boards are my favorite

>>57377229
Unironically companies will threaten analysts.

>>57377585
I also have a do nothing job, no slutty office hoes though. It pays well enough but I made more money today selling stock options than I make in a week. Are you party to any juicy government secrets?

>>57377229
Why would I care what a bank has to say?

>>57377463
Last year I kept getting BOILed alive until I realised the options trading was where the money was at, and since boil is literally made to decay, routinely shorting the local top is basically an infinite money glitch. Of course, thats just the current trend. Once everyone starts doing it, nobody makes money and you have to find a new route for gains.

>>57375493
>let me just record myself committing a crime and post it online
What a fat piece of shit

>>57377594
Didn't Pizza Hut recently lay off 1200 delivery men too? I'd hate to work in that business, jesus christ.

>>57377643
No. All the "secret" stuff happens in the legislature. While I've dealt with members of that body before I've no idea what kinda thinking goes on during their meetings. You can track it though. They got a website where you can read all the proposed bills and whatnot. Real slow moving bunch. Then at crunch time; wham, 200 bills can get passed by both houses in a span of 2 days..

>>57377697
Pizza hut's quality has really taken a massive shat. The only thing I'll get anymore is the Stuffed Crust. Mostly cause It brings back fond memories of days of yore when you got a PS1 demo disc with it.

>>57377539
the entire board outside of smg is redditors gambling on useless crypto shit.

>>57377672
>routinely shorting the local top is basically an infinite money glitch. Of course, thats just the current trend. Once everyone starts doing it, nobody makes money and you have to find a new route for gains.

indeed. The thing with commodities too is that tops are SHARP. bottoms are a mixed bag---generally choppy in a base before making a huge move up. When the peak weather forecast for the winter passes it just craters and makes another base until the spring.

Cycle Analysis shows we're ready for a move around March so expect a bottom around Henry Hub Feb futures expiry.
https://youtu.be/1wKIEka7zcM?t=784

>futures
guise I'm ATHing again

>>57377777
Nigger

>>57377777
I came here for this?

>>57377777
>>57377794
das rite check out both my ATH and my digits

>>57377534
>u can't cash out for 30 years
>is this real?

unless the USA collapses you can sell it to a sucker on the bond market.

>>57377777
Based but next time don't forget the train

>>57377771
Sounds like a good time to buy march 15th calls, thanks. I owe you retards big time. Ive learned pretty much everything about trading from you sweaty neckbeards. When I make my first million, im buying everyone 4chan gold.

>>57377818
but this is train 7777, I need train 77777

>>57377835
They don't make those trains

>>57377777
top signal?

>>57377819
The quality posts in /biz/ is nearly dead so I'm glad you got something out of it and didn't get scammed by desperate attention whores, baggies, and shills. actual retards have wiped out their accounts long ago so traffic here is still low. this year will be very interesting for sure.

I'll be back to pumping MARA once the DWAC hype completes tomorrow.

>>57377849
I'm shorting Russell 2000 and German midcaps though, those positions are worth 2.4x my portfolio

>>57377839
>>57377839
>>57377839

>>57377875
Well I generally have a very good intuition. I can tell when someone doesnt know wtf theyre talking about, and have made money by doing the inverse of whatever they said. And if something sounds legit, I check it out myself to be sure. Im more surprised than anyone how useful 4chan has been for my portfolio.

>>57377898
Still a little life left in this one though...

>>57377912
not for long

The actual, real, unironic indicator of financial crisis/severe recession has just flipped dramatically into overdrive these past few weeks. If you're not a silly idiot retailoid you will know :)

>>57377239
>OIL

>>57377925
You're right, it's over

>>57377910
I come by to drop some nuggets from time to time but I have a hard time seeing how anyone can sift through all the trash to find the useful posts.

Now we're getting spammed by china baggies. >>57374867 >>57378041

>>57376623
Everyone thinks they'll do it for the election. A market tank would seal Bidens fate as, by all measures he fails.

>>57377375
literally the only reason to tip is if you're with a girl who isn't smart enough to realize what a dumb scam tipping is (99% of them)
even then I'll tap 0% if they turn around a tablet on me

>>57376359
Index fund can't your/you're.

>>57376003
This was the squeeze. Volume was 30m today.