/biz/ - Business & Finance

I wish I was rich and pretty enough to get a gookfu.

Well? How's Monday lookin' fellas?

I buy long calls and then sell them months later for breakeven at best despite the market going up

This is my design

TO THE MOON!!

Bearish

everytime i trade i want to kill my self

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yurop is mostly green

>>57370407
Huge red US day incoming

Really weird how EU can't keep up with US. Even falling during the session. Good for me. lol

>>57370421
When you think about it, it´s really not that weird at all.

Bearish or bullish?

what index funds to even buy in europe? do you just buy the german one or the euronext100?

>>57370492
>The EURO STOXX 50 is a stock index of Eurozone stocks designed by STOXX, an index provider owned by Deutsche Börse Group. The index is composed of 50 stocks from 11 countries in the Eurozone. EURO STOXX 50 represents Eurozone blue-chip companies considered as leaders in their respective sectors.

thats one. there is some other one too.

>>57370519
>Only just now reaching its in 2008 value.
>Still a while until it reaches its historical maximum.

so is this the Artificial bubble.

I fucking hate schwab...
Give me TDA chan back!

>>57370603
Sorry Toronto Dominion is dead

>>57370492
None of them. Run with everything you have into US.

My $1400 deposit will clear soon. What do I slurp?

Haven't had money to invest for the last 2 years, but now I expect to put in around that much a month.

>>57370492
You want a market? Europe
You want a ponzi? US

>>57370638
Not much to slurp since markets at ath. Oil I suppose but looks to still be on the down and down.

Trump will win. Good night, /smg/.

>>57370638
0dte puts

Rate my Alibaba dip purchase, and suggest what to do with it.

>>57370689
I was thinking of either JPM. I'm usually a citi investor but the stock is too high with a dumb ceo. Or I'm thinking RSG which is a good landfill stock with a pretty nice financial report. Or I could just be dumb and buy spirit airlines.

>>57370718
Take the L and sell, never invest in bugland, & live happy.

>>57370695
How does one use his win to profit off in the stock market?

>>57370728
>banks
why even bother?

Well if it helps I'm looking to buy back into soxl, I sold again on friday like an idiot.

The kikes definitely aren't pumping the shit7 for a gigadump. Because the kikes are nice and wouldn't do something like that would they.

>>57370544
yeah i think the european market should be better. those running it should do better. its also a cultural thing. stock market is more ingrained in peoples life in murrica

>>57370754
From what I heard its institutional investors moving from bonds & bear to bulls after the rally last year. That said pretty much everyone is predicting a bust but it may not be until 2025.

>>57370772
Merikka and China did money printer brrr after 2008, and won.
Europe did belt tightening, and still hasn't recovered.
Russia did strongman grrr we under siege to explain the crash, and then invaded a few countries.

EU performed the worst, doing the conventional wisdom of spending less. Had to ride the tiger instead.

Guys, I think I'm witnessing some price increases on german ebay. For monitors, just this night. And also used computers. Although with used computers sometimes the prices are completely fucked as trash sometimes is more expensive than better things because the seller put it later in ebay etc, so they forget to update the prices.

A PC that would have been "fairly priced" at 100-110€ on ebay just a few weeks ago now is for 150€ (but it is a new post) . But it is more expensive than the one I bought at the same seller, but worse, lol. A lot worse GPU and less RAM. Can't tell if inflation or just retard seller who can't into pricing.

>>57370772
>As an entrepreneur, you want to feel everything is possible. In France people always tell you that you won’t succeed and you should think twice. In the US, they say just do it and if it works you’re successful, if you fail you can do something else. If you fail in France that would be a red mark.
t.Debuyck

>>57370786
that´s just cope

>>57370776
Who's this mysterious "everyone"?
The everyone I know is bullish af

>>57370798
>I know is bullish af
Through the end of the year?

>>57370803
If election results are accepted, and the Yemeni pirates are put down (both likely), then why not?

How the fuck can Nvidia keep going up like this
This market is fucking gay and fake

>>57370718
write straddles
the chinese decade is over

>>57370823
The only thing they say is AI in press releases.

>>57370813
I think the reasoning is too many on the bullish side of the boat. Mostly listening to david hunter since he's been pretty on the money so far, like his estimates are exaggerated imo but calling directionals pretty well.

election maybe but yemen is a nothingburger, like they will sort that out in a few weeks.

>>57370823
meta like just dropped that theyre buying fuckloads of chips from nvda, like why not? its not like AMD where the pe is fucking insanity.

>>57370746
I just need a place I don't have to pay attention much and isn't voo. When I get over 10k in investments and can day trade again I'll care more.

>>57370718
BABA bors....

>>57370638
>What do I slurp?
MARA when it goes to $10 next month

Reuters interviewed some banking execs who are suggesting if fed doesn't cut by march the repo market is going to melt down and they are going to hurt themselves to force the fed to kneel.

>>57370874
Why is it dropping so much?

>>57370718
The smartest thing to do right now unironically is to double down, no matter how painful it may seem from an emotional standpoint.

Monday morning. How are we doing anons? WAGMI

>>57370718
dont invest in commies is the suggestion

>>57370718
What is it about China that makes anons think it’s a good investment? Seriously? Is it their long track record of openness and honesty about their markets and financial situations?

>>57370949
>What is it about China that makes anons think it’s a good investment?
It's the valuations. You have bluechip companies with high single low double digit growth selling for <7 P/E.

>every single asset I own is in the green
>can't tax loss harvest

gentle reminder not to buy FNMA no matter how much it gets shilled this year

>>57370993
>FNMA
thanks for the tip, i went all in.

>>57370990
>tax loss harvest
>in january
...eh?

>>57370910
MARA is like Stoch RSI to bitcoin.

>>57370966
Fair enough but I don’t and will never trust the data that come out about China. They have no issue with lying to the rest of the world since they view us as inferior peoples. The fact that some anons actually believe them may prove them right.

>>57371027
>Fair enough but I don’t and will never trust the data that come out about China.
Most governments lie about data even the USA. The only thing I trust is the top and bottom line.

>>57370913
Anon has been doubling down for months now. Don't add to your losers.

>try to place premarket order
>above bid/ask
>+extended hours
Man I hate schwab

>>57370993
Why not, anon?

>>57371046
>Most governments lie about data even the USA.
this comparison is irrelevant because the US doesn't own its tech companies in any sense but a rhetorical one that leftists like to use when they're screeching about wealth inequality
meanwhile, the CCP literally directs BABA how to operate, and jack ma vanishes for a month if he disagrees slightly

rofl

>>57371027
This. So much this! I only trust news and numbers from the United States of American and Israel!

>>57371059
>the CCP literally directs BABA how to operate,
Not really, as long as you're not talking shit about the CCP you're fine, Ma broke that rule and he got punished he's the guy that lost the most on BABA if you look at it. Also plenty of USA cases where tech companies work for government and glowies, and where they get fined for "anti-trust" bullshit.

>>57371061
At this rate it will zero out before 2025.

>>57371061
GRIM

>>57371008
>>57371055
they're lottery tickets.
>stuck in conservatorship even though it's done paying back its GFC debts
>previous trump administration made a little progress in restoring them to a normal private company
>as a result of that progress they are piling up cash
>bill ackman has a large portion of his wealth locked up in these
>twitter nobodies have begun throwing the ticker around again
june 2023 price 0.44
today's price 1.10
the optionality is gone. you will be buying someone's bags. even if trump wins, these do not "10x," the cash will disappear into the war machine for ukraine -- or now israel, the latest 100-billion-dollar-scam since the last available, competent, public analyst report was released:
https://valueinvestorsclub.com/idea/FEDERAL_NATIONAL_MORTGA_ASSN/3521395636
>"They can unilaterally act (without Congress) to tap the GSEs for up to $100b+ in value that they wouldn’t otherwise have access to, and spend it on their policy goals."
the money is surely gone already and the accounting just isn't done yet

>>57371059
not exactly, tons of government contractor bucks. Amazon would've died without the federal money several times. plenty of "too big to fail" shitter zombie companies. and the subsidies keep things business as usual. Take the money or close up shop is as good a threat as any. powerfully compelling. and with the fed printing so much fake and gay money, the rift between the material and monetary economy only grows. soon the decay will hit

>>57371144
are they lotto tickets with good odds?

Bratty Mumus need a rape correction

Why are people here talking about investing in china? With chinks you lose.

Guys I missed out on buying sp500 when it was 4200 and now I feel like it's stupid to buy at ATH, would it be smart to wait for a pullback?

>OH, MY HECKING SCIENCE! SELLL SELLLLLL REDDIT SELLLL SELLLLL FOR YOU LIVEEEEEEEEEES!

>>57371193
no

>>57371193
You know there are things you can buy that aren't SPY, VT, SOXL, SAVE or NVDA, right?

>>57371183
I agree. Dump it Bobo.

I'm glad I got started tradjng shit coins it taught me very well to never ever trust chinks.

>>57371189
Because in the USA with jews we lose. We just can't win...

should I sell all my mara to buy amd

i keep hearing that add by interactive brokers that they have the highest interest on uninvested money.. but isn't that etoro and their 5% after you get your 50k and join the platinum club?

>>57371226
Yes.

If you were smart (like me) then your bullish position would be shorting VIX instead of longing equities. Both are bullish, both have similar drawdown risks depending on how you scale your position, but shorting VIX gives you the extra alpha from shorting contango so that even if SPX stays flat your short VIX position will make real gains.

SPY retards have barely broken even in 2 years whereas if you shorted VIX you gained about $28 per $18 contract that you shorted.

>>57371228
Etoro is trash, IB is what hedge funds use.

>>57371253
>If you were smart (like me).
>Shorting VIX.
>VIX pops to $90.
>Get margin called.
Confusing a bull market with brains...

>>57371220
In order for one of us to win, one of us must lose. Why don't you do the right thing and buy my LLAP bags so I may win.

Green week incoming ^_^

>>57371267
Did you know that you can have a portfolio that's 20% something and 80% cash?
>both have similar drawdown risks depending on how you scale your position
You scale your position so you don't get liquidated at 90.

>>57371253
it works until it doesn't buddy. You're a crazier bastard than me tho.

>futes

>>57371288
Stop complicating things and long SPY if you're bullish.

I just spoke to a fraud on twitter impersonating a hedge fund manager for 24 hours before realising it was a scam when he tried to sell me copy trading.

I just though someone finally liked my high quality posts.

>>57371271
because they're going to issue the other 700 million authorized shares, so that neither you nor your exit liquidity can possibly win

>>57371294
It's incredible how stupid you people are. There's nothing crazy about this. If you make your VIX short position 10% of your portfolio, how is that crazy?

>>57371315
Don't bother talking to midwits about risk management.
The same retards that say you can lose infinite money with a short sale.

>>57371314
I'll hold to zero if I must. It's not technically a loss until you sell.

>>57371308
>he fell for the copycat bots that follow you after you reply to the account they copy
lmao

>>57371180
in the market, odds are a function of price.
you wouldn't pay $20 for a $10 ticket, because you can pay $5 for a $5 ticket twice as many times, or $50 for a $50 ticket -- twice as many times.
and yet here you are being asked to pay $25 for a $10 ticket, and you still think you might be interested.

dividend investing general /dig/
>>57361874
>>57361874

My Roth IRA contribution hits today

>>57371338
Created a twitter last month.
Up until this week it was only spam followers of girl bots trying to sell their cam site.

A woman being interesting in my posts is not in the slightest believable. A finance professional is exactly who would like my posts.

I wanted to believe.

wait wtf, the US is still pumping? LOL

>>57371357
That's all the followers I get too lmao, the 18+ porn bots and the copycat bots. Twitter as it is isn't good to build a following, but it's good for replying to people and have them reply back.

>>57371265
it is IBKR IT EVEN IS ON YOUR SCREEN. Stop calling it IB. I read IB yesterday and was confused as I wasn't sure if the person meant IBKR and it was probably you explaining the other guy in EU how to buy ETF

>>57371338
Seriously who is going to Twitter for financial advice? That's almost as bad as taking financial advice from here.

>>57371362
You didnt actually believe the bobo did you?

>>57371369
I get all my Oil news from there, a few finance guys are decent as well

>>57371373
bears hibernate til april

>>57371369
... i take financial advice from twitter

>>57371315
To short something it must be bought. You will one day get the call and your brain fog will return.

>>57371373
>>57371379
April will also be the month when your yoy cpi bullshit will start to fade. (not the highlighted part, that was another topic of discussion)

I also created one of those mindless fintwit accounts. I subscribed to blue but am waiting for my check mark to be approved. Hoping to one day earn ad bucks

>>57371353
who asked

So rate cuts in March or what?

>>57371390
They will just fake the cpi numbers like usual and then revise them, we will still pump

>>57371392
Top signal...

>>57371146
the only thing you can really say in defense of china right now is that their stock market has erased all gains back to 1997
that might be properly discounted to the point it's a better lottery ticket than, as i've been describing today, FNMA

>>57371315
10% is new info. but I also added inf. its aggressive but reasonable.I thought you were shorting with options. nvm kys tho

>>57371377
>>57371383
You need to stop. If you need a finance fix without substance, just watch memearino.

>>57371401
Well, I actually believe that too. Lol.

>>57371305
I think I can do better

I now better understand why you retards can't do better than to hold equities for months/years.

>>57371409
I never said to go all in lmao I talked about scaling your position to get similar drawdowns as with equities from the start lmao
>kys
a bloo bloo

>>57371421
Nothing wrong with that.

>>57371340
a winning ticket is a winning ticket. if I risk 99 for 1 but it pays 101 times I'll be ahead in the end

>>57371392
>investor dad husband
Well that's nice
>I'll be posting my Roth IRA
That should be informative
>with a focus on dividend growth
That's where it all goes wrong. Dividends are a scam. Always have been, always will be.

>nvda 600

>finally got a job with a 10% bonus
>year past and no bonus
>apparently it'll just randomly show up some time between January and march
this is some bullshit
I wanna slurp

>>57371414
No. I dont think I will.

>>57370198
Why did the Vermont legislature insist on shutting
down Vermont Yankee NUCLEAR power plant?

Hey, Vermont. URANIUM IS THE FUTURE.

>>57371455
We get quarterly bonuses at my work based on profit and unofficially how much you contribute. We did an insane amount of business this quarter and I worked 3.5 weeks straight of 12 hour days so my bonus check is going to be fucking massive. I plan on throwing most of it into my broker.

>>57371455
quiet quit

>>57371366
It's not nothing. I have been followed by
>1 real woman
>1 real finance professional

>>57371435
no, that's the EV if you pay the right price for the ticket -- the winnings don't change in the market. you're conflating parimutuel lotteries and betting with the market. but they aren't the same.
you buying FNMA doesn't make them have more cash in their coffers, or make their earnings go up.
this is why so many of you lose so many bets. you can't tell a bet from a bet.

I have never bought a single bitcoin and all my assets are in bonds

I sold at the bottom and started shorting at the bottom
JFC I am a retard I’m down like 33% or more from ATH
Tech has done nothing but go straight up all year

>>57371483
Damn, nice. I got followed by a cryptocurrency bot because I called someone a "crypto-Jew" lmao

I just shorted the fuck out of the NASDAQ.

>>57371465
I said this in my last video and I don't know what you chuds aren't understanding. URANIUM. WILL. NEVER. BE. A. THING. It's cheap, clean energy. That's problematic in the eyes of the government and big business. I'm sure it's also somehow racist and transphobic. You need to be buying oil.

>wake up
>check intc stock price
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kz-Z8wgQtnE

>>57371510
I might just do that as well

>>57371512
>You need to be buying oil.
Spot on Mr.Rockerfeller.

Bobos get the rope. What changed ? Nothing so expect to pump until it don’t. Use iwm as a leading
Indicator and uvxy’s action as a metric. You guys got this.

>>57371528
>uvxy’s action as a metric
>using a leveraged ETF made from index derivatives instead of directly looking at the index
Just click the first one and use this lmao

So fucking sick of america's bullshit

>>57371572
It's crazy how much they hate free trade, there's no a government on Earth that hates free trade more than they do.

>>57371508
I'm doing my part!

What happened to /smg/ lum posting?

>>57371572
Nobody wants the chinks ticking time bomb batteries.

>>57371549
I don’t think I will. I trade intraday 0dtes almost exclusively. I want a microscope and not a telescope.

>>57371593
Except when it justifies bombing middle easteners.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TzECToPYIk

United (UAL) Reports tonight. Anyone want to discuss if it relates to SAVE?
Lockheart Merlin reports, we can guess at how much they've made selling to Poland and Ukraine.

>>57371439
It’s what fintwit craves. Dividend pages get a ton of traction

Is this still true?

>>57371634
If only idiot zoomers understood what dividends really are. Zoomers think that dividends are paid out daily and that they'll be rich in a year. If I could only see their faces when they see their quarterly statement when they get their $3.00 dividend on their $100k investment.

>>57371635
yeah, but being trash is an asset and not whatever doomers are making it out to be

Akshually maybe I should short Russell 2000, that garbage has no alpha.

>>57371611
She died

>>57371618
I don't think UVXY moves much more often though.

>>57371635
Yes. More details in revelation.it’s getting harder to believe the world is unscripted at this point.

>>57371572
>if you don't buy the Asian lifetime extension of hacking devices, you're totally bad people
Get over it Noah Benjamin Moses Goldberg.
>>57371439
>taking payment on your lending to a capable growing business is just a scam
I suppose you can argue we're the usurers. But if taking a known amount for holding shares is a scam, what sort of rape are you running considering every single person you try to sell to as a dupe?

>we stole all your money and got you expelled from college because we wanted you to shackle yourself to some jew with a mortgage
>not because we wanted you to die

>>57371667
Vix is tied to volatility and uvxy is current & futures volatility bundled into an edomite traded fund I reckon. I am just super familiar with as it sets beside spy/es/spx and cl1 on my WL.

>>57371645
Dividends are great though. Dividend paying stocks handily beat out non dividend paying stocks in total return


T. Rowe Price conducted an analysis revealing that stocks exhibiting dividend growth within the large-cap Russell 1000 Index consistently outperformed the benchmark. This outperformance was observed both during market downturns and in more bullish periods over the 35 years concluding on December 31, 2020. The report also highlighted that, in contrast to securities relying heavily on an above-average yield for their total return, companies with the capacity to increase their cash flows and dividends consistently throughout economic cycles may counteract some of the erosive effects caused by inflation and higher interest rates. This suggests that businesses with the potential for sustained growth in cash flows and dividends may be more resilient in mitigating the impact of economic challenges, contributing to the preservation of the value of future cash flows.

In terms of absolute returns, dividends have historically constituted a significant portion of overall equity returns. Looking back to 1926, more than 40% of the total return of the U.S. stock market, as represented by the S&P 500 Index, has been attributed to dividends. However, dividends offer more than just their cash value. According to findings from a report by Cohen and Steers, companies that pay dividends have shown a considerable outperformance compared to non-payers, and they have achieved this with lower volatility. The report noted that in the last decade leading up to 2010, dividend-paying stocks outpaced non-payers by an annual margin of 620 basis points, while their risk, measured by standard deviation, was notably lower. This advantage of dividend payers over non-payers extends further over a 30-year time frame.

>>57371675
Dividends are just bad for business. Imagine every quarter having to shell out a percentage of your profit to a bunch of boomers just because they hold shares instead of reinvesting your profits back into the company to grow the business even larger.

>>57371687
>Vix is tied to volatility and uvxy is current & futures volatility
No exception to the rule: people who talk about UVXY have no idea what's going on lmao.
>Vix is tied to volatility
Yes, tied, somehow, topkek.
>current & futures volatility
I have no idea what that's supposed to mean

Then put VIX on your watchlist, the advantage of looking at VIX is that VIX numbers are more meaningful whereas UVXY numbers endlessly go down so the range changes.

>>57371398

>>57371572
Envision is literally constructing a facility to build batteries here in the states.
wtf

>>57371699
When you use your dividends to purchase additional shares in a company, you are purchasing more of the same, proven cashflow that the company has already demonstrated it can pull off. There’s no speculation. Mind, I’m not saying that dividends are guaranteed and that the company won’t cut them in the future. But the company has shown that it can generate the cashflow it already has, and you are using your dividends to buy more of the same.

In other words, you are using your dividends to purchase another tap, compared to retained earnings, where the company only promises to grow the size of the existing tap.

Each time you re-invest your dividends, you are purchasing another tap that already exists.

Retained Earnings are Only a Promise of Future Growth

When a company retains its earnings, it’s making the following promise to you:

I will invest this money into the company to generate at least the same returns as the one I’m generating now, if not more. These earnings will be in addition to my existing operations.

The last part is important. The company is promising to grow its business at an Internal Rate of Return (IRR) that is at least the same as what it is currently generating. That growth hasn’t happened yet. It is a speculation. It may never happen. There’s a good chance that the company will fail to generate higher returns on its retained earnings than what it is currently generating.

In general, I don’t believe that magical, revenue-growing opportunities are just randomly lying around in which companies can easily invest their retained earnings at a higher IRR than their already existing cashflow machine.

If you think of a company as a tap from which money flows, then by retaining its earnings, a company is promising to increase the size of that tap.

>>57371699
>loans are just bad for business. Imagine every month having to shell out a percentage of your profit to a bunch of (((lenders))) just because they printed some notes on your own blood promise instead of enriching your neighbors and customers to help sustain, promote, and grow the business's active participant pool even larger?

This is where Bobos gather and cry

today we rise after flushing the bears. but as usual i will manage to fuck up and lose money

>>57371688
Well regardless if you feel your money is parked confidently and safely in dividend stocks than good for you, it's just not my preferred investment.

50% QQQ. 50% IBIT. 100% going to make it, maybe.

>>57371699
some businesses make more money than they know what to do with.

Are stock options for degenerate losers?

>>57371751
Yes this is also true. Both loans and dividends are bad for business.

>>57371756
it's in the chinese district of the city

>>57371811
>it's in the chinese district of the city
That makes no sense since China bears are making money...

>>57371817
how dare you tell me my shitpost makes no sense

>>57371756
Eww are you a yuropoor?

>>57371830
No, was just in London recently. Back to the good ol US of A now

>>57371688
Price died in 1983. Given the worlds current state are we certain to be able to trust the company with his namesake has the same sort of integrity that he did ?

>>57371838
Oh that's good. Hope you at least visited the norf.

>>57371878
kek
those birds are thievish as fuck. Literally stole a whole burger from me out of my hand in mid flight while I was holding it. They should be scared of us, but are not in the slightest

Premarket is cuhrazyyyy

>>57370492
Cac40 after atos gets dissolved and before bnp hands it's dividend

so we just gonna keep pumping on AI optimism?

>>57371918
Every time it's up by this much pre-market it dumps for the rest of the day - or at least until lunch time.

OIL and NATGAS today!

>>57371925
>>57371931
today will be bloodred. Mark my words. And it will continue all week. -20% before the end of March, guaranteed. And it starts today.
Don't fall for Jewish manipulation

>>57371947
Got a feeling you are right. Already setup a weekly automatic buy of VOO and SOXX starting today.

>>57371809
you are directly contradicting business 201 and 501. expanding into the market as quickly as possible to lock out competitors suggests funding that is not sourced from profits.
And why are you risking your own money when convincing a few people that your idea has merit is also a possible feedback that you have a product others agree is valuable?
and this is before what it means to have board members and owners who give their own time.
at that point, your choice, bankster who doesn't care about the business as long as it returns, or interested investors who care about the business, but may care too much.

100% XXXX chads...

GUYS I ABSOLUTELY FUCKIN NEED A MINIMUM 250€ APPLE WATCH TO BE ABLE TO ACHIEVE MY SLEEPGOALS

>>57371784
Understandable

>>57371958
GOTTA COMPLETE THE RINGS

How was everybody's weekend? Looks like Raggot is going to be happy his Lions are going to the Superball. DeSanctimonius suspended his campaign the day before the big NH primary, and my gf's mom got moved out of the ICU and into a normal room. Pretty good.

This is what my new short VIX futures + short Russell 2000 (with the latter having 4.4x the position size of the former) looks like going back in time. Mire the straightness.

Someone should have told them you can't kill a man whose already been born again.

Anyone want to give a story of their own on playing day-of-earnings positions?

>>57371987
Im quite satisfied with the lions win yesterday. I also enjoyed watching a bucs fan have a complete spergout meltdown over their loss on /sp/ which was a lot of fun.

>>57371645
>12 / 100000 = 0.00012
you did even less math than the blvcksage did.

>>57372026
I hit my 4 way parlay for 2 grand Saturday night, but was far too hung over to even watch the games yesterday.

>>57372026
That shits faker than this gay as market.

Someone post this weeks earnings calendar

>>57372036
>disgruntled 20 something starts noticing
they don't even hide it, they call NYC to ask about penalties.
so you're up a leg on most. but are there any good lessons you can take?

>>57372028
I was obviously exaggerating
>>57372035
I was hoping the chiefs would lose because mahomes is a faggot and Travis Kelce is an even bigger faggot, but only three things in this life are guaranteed. Death, taxes, and the bills choking in the playoffs.
>>57372036
Dont care if it's rigged as long as it's rigged in the lions favor.

>>57372042
Todays. I don’t know where the nice faggoty ones are from.

>>57372042
too big. over 30 today.

I've not been paying attention
How are we feeling

>>57372063
You're getting some investment in the next few years if they do. Last chance to tax-sale downtown Detroit at pennies.

>>57372051
>only winning move meme….

There’s only one lesson. The others are derived from it. Am 39.

>>57372042

>>57372063
I'm hoping the Chiefs make it just so that they can make the Superball all about Taylor Swift, but lets be real, nobody is beating the Ravens.

So when are what's the plan for today? Buy TSLA call options at the open and make some money?

permanent, irrevocable, chronic and indomitable bull market prosperity era.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=elueA2rofoo

>>57372063
yeah you were obviously pretending to be fucking retarded, but you're too good at it.
a meager 9% yield is $2250/quarter on $100k which means it compounds, and it'll do it with 1000x to 10000x less risk than a "growth stock" that wall street told you about through some dumbfuck youtube channel.

>>57372082
You don't want most of the cheap real estate in Detroit. All the houses have all of their copper and plumbing stripped, you have to maintain the property, and you have to worry about squatters. It's better that large companies just buy entire blocks and just bulldoze it instead. The NFL draft is in Detroit and they are probably just going to have to point the cameras at Windsor the whole time kek. Downtown Detroit is cool but the real estate definitely isn't cheap.

>>57372092
Chiefs will make it to the Super Bowl just so they can milk the Taylor swift millennial roastie demographic. Anything for more revenue and to distract the populace from the fact that their lives are basically over. People will notice that it’s rigged but they will still watch and they will still consume.

>>57372074
Probably crab day consensus looks split

>already pumping like mad pre-market

>>57372128
Well, it's a thought anyway. No, I don't suggest most of the structures. I suppose at this point you're competing with Jinshawrma Goolat LLC and FLIP4REALKING Incorporated for online bids anyway.

UAL reports today, anyone want to venture how much that speaks to SAVE price? It's like taking a taxi vs taking the subway, imo.

Russian President Vladimir Putin has signed a new decree relating to Moscow's historic real estate holdings abroad, a move interpreted by ultranationalist bloggers as a foundation for future revanchism against Russia's neighbors—and even the U.S.

The decree, signed by the president late last week, allocates funds for the search, registration, and legal protection of Russian property abroad, including property in the former territories of the Russian Empire and the Soviet Union.

This would include Alaska, swathes of eastern and central Europe, large chunks of central Asia, and parts of Scandinavia.

Alaskan stocks bullrun when?

DING DING DING DING DING!

*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>57372147
It's not that deep. People who don't watch sports think it's more complex than it is. People like to watch a team that represents their area compete against other teams. It's an excuse to drink and eat with friends and family. It's no different than you watching your favorite anime and buying a waifu pillow.

>>57372091
Nice calendar, which site did you get it from?

If I'm retiring in 30 years how about 50% schd/50% schg with drip and after 20 years I stop contributing to schg and drain 10% of it into schd per year over 10 years or even 20% per yr for 5

it's over

>>57372187
I understand liking sports don’t get me wrong, but the NFL is one of the most corrupt leagues out there (maybe out done by the NBA) I don’t know why people still watch that and care.

>>57372185
Is this a bot or someone sits there waiting for the opening?

>>57372185
WTFWT?!

Stupid NVDA call options only up 50%.

>>57370213
You need about $25 for long time.

>>57372206
you're a bot

>>57372185
Based

>People like to watch a BBC that represents their area compete against other BBC.

>0.06% up

>>57372169
It's definitely possible to make money in Detroit real estate buts it's a hustle that a lot of people would rather not deal with. You'd either have to drive down to the seedy ass parts or Detroit to cut the grass every couple weeks and police the property or hire people to do that for you l which would effect you bottom line. More importantly you'd have to find someone to actually buy the property. Which who the hell wants to live in an abandoned subdivision in the one house that looks nice? That's a magnet for crime. Detroit is going to improve over the years, but it's always going to be a dump. It's a fun place to visit but I would never want to live there. It's basically an internment camp for all of the state's niggers.

Palantir has been acting sussy since friday and it is mooning now. Slurp it smiggers

>>57371512
What video?

SOFI brahmen!
We rise.

>>57372238
This is the lift off. Last chance.

Guys. Please keep pumping for the next day or two. Really close to unloading the rest of my SOXL bags at break even.

>>57372235
nah eventually itll get cheap enough. its more a matter of will

>>57372235
What about the Detroit Zoo? Is it any good, or does it just blow?

>>57372235
I suppose it helps to have a handy service of your own. Some people just let the city bill them for mowing.
>>57372251
beat me to it.
>>57372253
Does that shit still work? imo half the business is going onto forums and baiting people into dilution of previous delution at 10x p/b

>>57372253
>>57372238
Explain what Palantir actually does

>>57372257
Just buy a little SOXS and shoot for the goddamn moon, soldier.
I just sold some SOXL for 2x after selling some SOXS for 17.5%.

>>57372257
just fucking hold it for a profit u unbelievable pussy.

>>57372257
>bags
youve been holding this long?

hey
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?

soxs sars
I think it's really over this time

>>57372272
You're seeing it in action, imo.
>>57372277
it's not a loss if you don't lose it. it pays a divy sometimes, right?

I spotted a dip on ticker symbol $AMZN, perfect opportunity to back your cyber truck up and load up on the calls.

>>57372277
>>57372283
Yup. Been holding for over 2 years now. I believe in Semis long term so I know the chances of me majorly losing out are pretty low. SOXL just has too much leverage though and I want out. Been investing strictly into SOXQ and VOO for a while now which I feel is a much better strategy long term.

>>57372221
>Enjoying things? Heh, not on my watch.
>proud atheist here, I jump from board to board making sure nobody enjoys anything or else they get a soijack'd. Better watch out because the next one could be you!

>>57372279
No worries guys. We've generated 10 Trillion in Market cap since Halloween.

>>57372272
palantir themselves:
>help the US military
>refuse to elaborate
i admit i said it was okay at $7 but i unloaded mine later. i wouldn't buy this kind of behavior for much.

>>57370823
It’s just being overbought, keep an eye on it and wait for the short.

What’s so special about DWAC?

>>57372272
Making me money. Also something with data idk.

>>57372239
In my update video last night
>>57372264
Toledo zoo is preferred because it's closed but yes the Detroit zoo is still legit. Going to the casino and then a tigers game is my normal routine. Downtown they have a cop pretty much every 15 feet so niggers can't form gaggles and create chimpouts.

>>57372308
>you don't like heckin yummilicious BBC-ball?
>Y-YOU'RE AN ATHEIST

>>57372329
an anon put it on a list of other hilarious scam tickers just yesterday, that's what, including FNMA and NAK
see: >>57370993

>>57372326
Nah Perfect company
Perfect Product
Perfect time
its actually undervalued.

>>57372334
They haven't let the radical left defund the police in Detroit yet?

I could buy 3.5 blowjobs with the money I've gained 15 minutes after the market has opened.

>amd

>>57370198
>no talk of BOIL or KOLD
Do you losers want to stay poor? I just increased my portfolio by 40% this morning selling BOIL puts.

Humans are overrated. Machines are German

>>57372335
>Watching football is such a waste of time!!!
>Why yes I have over 10,000 hours on EU4 why do you ask?

>>57372335
I think the jews just get stuck between schadenfreude, closeted homo, and an unspoken desire to disprove the talmud's claim to racial superiority even once a week. especially since none of them can prove that race exists since 72AD or som.
To me, it's long GOOG, short BOSS.

Just saw a short trailer as an ad prior to a youtube video (music)...
>Madame Web
Wtf is this...............

>>57372360
>boil
the widowmaker

>>57372361
lmao idiots

>>57372371
Its like printing my own money. I buy boil when it hits all time low, it rises 25% or more in a day or two, I sell the stock and purchase puts and ride it right back down to a new all time low. It never fails.

>>57372343
Michigan isnt radical left state. It only goes blue sometimes because of pro union boomers. Whitmer is a dumb cunt but is more interested in getting to DC than she is doing anything crazy with the state so she doesn't rock the boat too much. Michigan is going to flip red easily in 2024.

What's the gamble today? Scared to buy SOXL weeklies

AMERICA, PLEASE STOP. YOU ARE GOING TO DESTROY THE PRICE-EARNINGS CONTINUUM

>>57372416
$MSFT and $AMZN call options are cheap right now.

>>57372206
>>57372207
>>57372220

>>57372416
I went all in on soxl in pre market like a tard. It seems to be rounding off but still early.

I just woke up, what's happening?

>>57370198
Is now a good time to start investing in defense contractors/weapon companies like lockheed

>>57372439
So ... TQQQ calls?

> he went all in on AMD at $174

Microsoft bros, what the fuck is happening

>>57372476
The CEO is redeeming and sending the remittance to his Indian village.

>>57372481
>Indian village

Canada?

>>57372452
Crabbing since open. Surprised. was expecting at least a few hour long dip after all that pumping...

>>57372446
There is a reason lum is banned here anon...

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING AMD SISTERS

I'M TIRED OF WINNING 10 BUT LOSING 100

FUCK THIS

would recession confirmation even affect NVIDIA at this point?

i honestly think investors might pile into it even more as a flight to safety. higher unemployment and less consumer purchasing? who cares, megacorps are the ones buying up all the gpu's to replace labor anyway.

>>57372488
what? I never got that memo?!

>>57372042

>>57372496
It has a PE of 1530.
That's fucking unreasonable.
It should be trading at about $1.60.

>>57372505
>recession
fake news

>>57372446
You can meme yourself a straddle or strangle if you buy SOXL and SOXS.

>>57372457
Just get calls on which ever of the magnificent 7 is red, and wait for them to turn green.

>mpw up 5% so far
I FUCKING TOLD YOU COONS

Buttcoin miner bros, are we back?

>>57372488
poor lum, nice week today hopefully

>>57372526
>SOXS
not doing that again lol, got my shit kicked in last year.

>>57372334
Greg, is that you?

>>57372560
No my name is Johnny fathands

why is it crabbing

how do you get real-time futures data? like if I want to see steel futures or something, seems like it always comes out at like 2:30 in the afternoon

>>57372496
AMD makes no profits mumutard. its a bubble , its all made up

>>57372496
Meta will buy NVDA GPU and not AMD

ah yes another monday morning in the FREE markets

>>57372185
>30:00

baked
>>57372625
>>57372625
>>57372625

>>57372584
>how do you get real-time futures data?
you have to pay/ i'ts cheap on tradingview

>>57372552
I hear ya. I just buy a tiny bit and expect to lose it. It's probs gonna reverse split soon.

>>57372496
AMD doesnt make any profits you mumutard

>>57372627
how do I do that on trading view? I only saw a thing to connect a broker, but I don't want to open another brokerage account.

>>57372548
All the miners profit will be cut in half in april. Why would you own a business that would have a guaranteed 50% income drop?
Dead cat bounce desu. Sold my last bag of clsk.

>>57371061
CHYNABROS :(

>set a stop-loss on my SAVE at 6.60 yesterday
>dipped to that EXACT price before rocketing up
losing my fucking mind. I'm cursed, there's no way around it. Never buying anything but VOO ever again