/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>57363148
I'm doing my part on twitter

I am FREAKING OUT

>>57363148
/biz/ is healing because we're getting rid of the ICP faggots who keep spamming this board.

it's funny how much time biz-jeets have for shilling obsolete shitcoins

>>57363245
>Nooo you must only shill le utility vaporwave scams Chainshit or Gayvax
>nooooooo stop printing with shitcoins only buy my BTC bags

Kys fag
Buy a $20 bag if you're poor or move on

>>57363148
faster!

>>57363245
Everything besides bitcoin is a shitcoin anyway. Might as well get the whole board to rally behind one instead of a bajillion

>>57363608
This is only 10% of my power, surely this is fast enough for you.

>>57363148
Faster! FASTER!!!

>>57363148
was this always a possibility?
could we have clicked out heels together at any time and headed home?

>>57363656
I'm afraid you'll have to go all out, just this once.
For LINU.

>>57363663
>>57363677
This is my speed over 9000, this isn't even my final form.

>>57363700
based and checked.
I've seen the price action recently.
You can do more.

>>57363700

YES
YES

THIS WILL PUSH IT TO 7 ZEROS

>>57363677
>>57363700
>>57363722
Checked, wagmi

>>57363722
>>57363725
>>57363739
Fine fine. This is to go beyond super speed, surely you don't doubt my power now, surely you won't dare me to go even faster.

>>57363700
Shit anon!!!! I NEED FASTER!!!

Reminder that this absolute shitcoin is almost at $1 million of liquidity kek
This thing is really a unicorn, this isn't your garden variety shitcoin

based thread
verification not required

>>57363746

It's going so fast I see 2 dogs.

BULLISH

>>57363746
I can feel the power to push ourselves further. Thanks anon. I’M RESTORED!

>>57363753
How much liquidity is locked?? And for how long??

When I was shitting earlier today I felt chest pain. Maybe the universe is gonna actually kill me just as I make it kek

>>57363746
blessed and based.

>>57363768
25% of supply is burn. and another like 10% is locked in LP for like 75 years

when we reach 10M mc! its only Up Up Up!! cooom!!!!!

>>57363772
Unimaginably based.

>>57363772
another 10-15% locked in dead wallets. the FOMO strength on this coin is insane. every dip gets slurped in 10-15 mins

>>57363753
What's the significance of this?

its happening TONIGHT

>>57363769
lol
break a leg, anon.

Meme magic is real

As your LINU Ruler I demand more meme creation, I even created the first one to get us started. The first person to give me a OC meme will be rewarded with my Perfect Speed Form, a speed so fast that you see an image of God in the blur.

>missed another make it chance
FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKK

>>57364076
i am COOOMINGGGG IT KEEPS GROWINGG!!!

>>57364076
would you be so kind as to post some assets/vectors of the linu logo that you are using?

>>57364213
Here you go LINU warrior.

>>57363563
>buy a bag of something that's already almost done pumping
why are you jeets always like this? the only acceptable dog shilling on this board is the dog with bat

>>57364092
There is always another one. And it's never too late to do the right thing.

>>57364270
>can't afford to spend $20 for a few billions or thousands not counting gas
Why are you jeets so poor?
>D0b0trash
Kek BSC pajeet's chain jeet spotted
Now everything makes sense

Keep swinging and shilling a dead shitcoin for $1gains ranjeet

>>57363148
You the same banner anon who was waving the flag for shib?

>>57363213
I'm an ICP faggot who spams the board and I hold 1.15T LINU, unironically going to flip all my profits to ICP

This shit hasn't even hit Twitter yet, 300m MC minimum is programmed

>>57364092
Stop telling yourself that. You are currently missing your make it chance only because you believe you already have.

>bought at 8
>bought at 14
>bought at 32
>bought at 63
>bought at 81
I just keep slurping everytime trillionaire fags dump their bags. they will rope soon enough.

>>57364270
the irony

Fucking bullshit you guys will pump this absolute trash and not toad killer.

When animefags buy in... you know we going to the moon my sirs..

>>57364270
I got both d0br0
We're going places

>>57364715
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

>>57364715
LINU is special retard check the charts and contract. thjs is the "MAKE IT' coin

>>57364737
It’s just going to be the next froge. Froge pumped to 10s of millions mc and then got tossed aside and forgotten about.

>>57364270
>dog with bat

made by justin the tranny
justin is on HRT right now

>>57364735
We will see who has the last laugh.

ok wtf is happening, what is propelling this coin?
>no marketing
>no shilling from ct with names like "moondogecoin1000x" and no nft pfp
also
>right before halvening
>good macro economic conditions
while i dont want to get ahead of myself.... is this potentially the next shib? Like, after 1000 copy cast, is this one the next one that might unironically make people millionaires?

Here's another OC your Ruler provides, I'm still waiting for a OC meme from a LINU servant follower so I can reveal my true top speed. >>57364286 doesn't count because it was posted in another thread 30 minutes before my post.

>>57364385
=^)

>>57364763
Fucking scammers that are wash trading, that’s who. There’s only a few hundred anons here each with ~ a few thousand dollars to their name, ain’t no way this board is the cause of the pump.

>>57364805
The liquidity pool was 250k when we started buying. It’s over 1M now. You can make up whatever dumbass story you want if it helps you sleep at night, but I’m going to call you a retard if you post your nonsense in our threads.

>>57364805
Hijacking to ask a question. Would it be possible for /biz/ to organically launch a token without the wash trading or is it 100 percent necessary?

>>57364805
>It was a scam at <1M
>It was a scam at 1M
>It was a scam at 5M
(We are now here)
>It was a scam at 10M
>It was a scam at 50M
>It was a scam at 100M
>It was a scam at 1B

>>57364832
Not buying your scam.

>>57364838
This isn’t wash trading. Wash trading doesn’t pump coins, it just fakes volume. Stop feeding the trolls.

>>57364756
>10s of millions mc and then got tossed aside and forgotten about.
sounds like you've still got a few x's you can make anon

>>57364858
I don’t care what you buy anon. You have a poorfag mentality and don’t make any difference to me or the gains I am realizing.

>>57364859
Who is buying then? Biz shitcoin trading retard jeets don’t have that much money..

>>57364859
Nigger I’m too lazy to expose you all by analyzing the ledgers but don’t tempt me by insulting my intelligence. I don’t give a shit about your soft rug I’m trying to figure something else out.
>>57364805
I’ll ask again can /biz/ launch a coin organically or are the black hat techniques 100 percent necessary?

>>57364877
The market is buying. If you still don’t understand why, then you probably aren’t cut out for this. I really mean that. The only thing linu needed was momentum. It has that now. Sit this one out, watch, and learn.

>>57364896
Always necessary to wash trade. Most of the crypto market is fake and gay.

>>57364805
It's pumping because theres no supply. 5% locked for 75 years. 25% burned. No dev team wallet. No VC ownership. No marketing fund. No large whale holders. And if that wasn't enough, god knows how many tokens are lost forever due to the shitcoin being dead for two years. Even the tokens that aren't lost, I bet most of them are held by people who have no idea that this pump is even happening. By the time they realize, we will be over 1 billion MC

>>57364905
Lmfao most of the market is scamming bullshit dude, there’s nothing special about Linu. Pump and dump faggots do this often. You guys want to be the next shib so bad which is why I know you guys will not be.

>>57364910
Damn that’s disappointing. Maybe I’ll try doing it the white hat way and see if I can get /biz/ to help.

I bought, it’s over now

>>57364910
>Most of the crypto market is fake and gay.
It is all fake and gay, retard lmao. Saying that shitcoins are scams is the funniest thing ever because crypto itself is literally a scam, but it's a scam you can profit from if you're smart. There is literaly zero use for crypto.
>inb4 muh irrelevant compute bullshit investor bait

>>57364923
Then don’t buy and feel secure about it. You don’t though, that’s why you come here to shit up our threads while we’re ripping past all time highs full throttle. You missed it. You think you are smarter than everyone here, but that’s obviously not working for you.

>>57364923
just say you couldnt buy it because gas was high

>>57364979
Nah, there’s just literally nothing special about the token. A shib copy that the typical pump and dump crew furry fags got ahold of, only reason I didnt buy is there is not even a website for this shit, someone made their own website for it but that was after the 10x. No devs, no future.

>>57364948
literally most asset classes are ponzi scams. people buy them and pump their value gradually because otherwise their money gets devalued by depreciation. why? because the government prints money infinitely. which causes the money to get devalued, which causes everyone to have to buy into stocks and PM and shit. the true redpill is that the entire economic system is a ponzi scam

7bil stacklet just so I don't kms if this goes parabolic. whish had the balls to go 100bil

This is truly the /biz/ coin. We're fucking doing it bros

>>57364803
Fuck yes! Lfg! Band is back together.

At first I was sad about all the seething losers shitting on LINU. But I think they wont die poor, the job as Mayor of COPEnhagen pays quite well I think

>>57365010
>Muh use case
Stay poor fag the whole "my coin needs to have utility" shit is a meme. Just make money off of "meme coins" because funny dog picture goes up and no one cares as long as they get paid

>>57365010
Kek. You are going to learn the hard way suicide stack means

The sidelined coping threads have begun, already seeing multiple cope threads on the front page

>13
Wtaf lads

broke 10 million MC

>>57363746
HOLY SHIT it’s working, anon don’t stop!!!

>>57365177
FUARK LINU GETTING DIGITS AGAIN

Seems like there are no brakes on the Linutrain

>>57365047
There’s a 100x pump on some random shit every other week, trying to chase pumps is just asking to get raped. I’ll just wait patiently for my toad 10,000x.

>>57363148
Of course the one week where I'm not on /biz/ near constantly this shit pumps. This is 100% a shitcoin I would've bought too. Damn.

>>57365192
Not too late to get in, it's still early anon

>>57365192
The game is rigged by faggot furry trannie kikes, if you bought it would have dumped.

>>57365010
>muh use case
>muh utility
This is a peak midwit post. Retards and knowers are laughing at you right now and your stinky Linkies

>>57365198
I don't think so anon, once it costs more than a few hundred bucks to be in the top 250 wallets it's too much of a gamble

I got a small bag but I have to ask, why the sudden interest in a dead shitcoin from 2022? Baggies that held onto trillions of this shit could kill the chart at any moment. I’m not sure what to expect desu

>>57365198
Also there's a 0% chance I'm buying on this giant green dildo

>>57365177
Not buying your 14X fag. Might as well wait for another dog coin.

fuck it im not missing this shit

>>57365218
Unicorn in terms of zero rug potential and amazing token distribution+retard energy

>>57365218
nobody big enough to kill this shit instantly at the moment

>>57365218
Nobody held an unreasonable amount before this started. Biggest wallet had less than 2%

>>57365228
Of course not! You’ll buy the 100x in a week once the FOMO hits. This is /biz/, after all.

>>57365224
Bro its just gonna go up. Probably.
>>57365218
Unironically decent fundamentals for once. And not in the jeet scam way but >>57365237
>>57365238
>>57365242
this shit. I took out the 100 buckaroos I put in and now Im riding the remaining 100bn to valhalla. Wanna join?

>>57365238
>>57365242
Oh ok good. $70mcap would put me at break even from all my crypto losses over the last 2 years and it’s been a rough 2 years. I hope this is fucking it

every time I see is a new ATH

>>57364966
This is the reason I didn't buy SHIB last cycle... I'm going full retard on this one and it feels good.

>>57365292
why worry? LINU Iis the "MAKE IT" COIN. its 10mc now. it will reach 1b mc in a few months or so if aint sooner! this is stil early!