/biz/ - Business & Finance

LINU is over homie

no single mother allowed in this thread.

Did you know that the DAX is actually a PERFORMANCE index, which includes dividends that are priced in and reinvested aside from the actual stock price?

The actual DAX (i.e. just the combined stock values of the companies in dax) looks like picrelated.

Remember this next time you read "DAX reaches new ATH"

What is your most entertaining holding? The one ticker that makes you smile whenever you see it.

For me it's SRUUF.

Bros why are markets pumping? Did Sports Illustrated laying off wagies make that big of an impact?

Reminder that most of the bearish sentiment is coming from people who dislike Biden.

Don't let your politics poison your portfolio. Be like Biden and start each day with a clean memory.

Imagine being a VOO boomer, being up after more than two lost years, but you haven't beat inflation.

>fell for the "just buy VT" meme
its over

this is the real thread

>AMD
What in the actual living frick? Like I know was heavily shilling US tech but yet another +8% on fuckin what? There has to be some insider crap that of course we ain't privy to. If it's ok for AMD to trade at such an insane P/E, why isn't NVDA trading at the same level?
Funny thing is that this is fully sustainable. Nobody will sell this AI rally. At least no big institution. We might see some small dips but that is it. The fundamentals are that strong. Only US tech and TSMC are keeping up. Everyone else is falling behind.
And people thought the 2021 bullrun was too much. Well, get a load of this one

>>57348378
>If it's ok for AMD to trade at such an insane P/E, why isn't NVDA trading at the same level?
>Funny thing is that this is fully sustainable. Nobody will sell this AI rally. At least no big institution. We might see some small dips but that is it. The fundamentals are that strong. Only US tech and TSMC are keeping up. Everyone else is falling behind.

>>57348354
what would recommend over VOO for IRAs

>One anon posting Alain Delon and Ryan Gosling reaction pics
I remember when I went through that phase.

>>57348397
SOXL for growth and TLTW for passive income

>>57348402
Surprised a smgger knows Delon.

reminder that I sold AMD here

>>57348417
I'd say that's a good sell, you will too in a few years when AMD is down 95%.

My SOXS hold ...

my biggest position did a nice pump today

i was really close to losing hopium. now i know the method works.

>>57348417
I sold AMD at 4 dollars when I had bought it for 2. It double so I took my money.
I bought back in later during the 20s and held until just before the COVID crash when I cash out early because I knew it was coming.
So yeah, I could have been a fucking millionaire had I held from 2 bucks.

>YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

https://youtu.be/l9jX1KAKp78?t=340

earning the next two weeks

keep your stash ready for the dips

>>57348417
My problem with AMD is that a P/E of ONE THOUSAND FUCKING THREE HUNDRED FIFTY FIVE sounds absolutely ridiculous kek. I know it's hype driven, but hype doesn't last forever. So don't worry anon, unless they magically deliver and signs a giga trillion contract with apple, shits gonna come crashing down so you can buy cheap again.

>>57348441
>So yeah, I could have been a fucking millionaire had I held from 2 bucks.
Slow and steady wins the race. In a few years or less there won't be a AMD shareholder that isn't down a ton on their position.

Because I find it important to note, before this faggot loses everything he placed.

>LLAP
I looked, cause Fuck Yeah Space Sex.
The entire Board is professional board of director directors. They have One Faggot who was an Officer in the US Military working on Aerospace. OFFICER.
Founded by
>Marc Bell
> an American financier and entrepreneur. managing partner of Marc Bell Capital, a Boca Raton, Florida-based firm founded in 2002.[5] He is also a producer of plays, musicals and movies.
Other founder
ANTHONY PREVITE- Now dead. Probably aids.

>>57348453
>shits gonna come crashing down so you can buy cheap again.
It needs to crash 99% for it to be cheap with current earnings.

>>57348417
I never even bought it... but I did get myself some NVDA, Broadcom, MSFT, and Apple back in 2015-2018.
I get that AMD is the underdog but why is it allowed to trade at such insane multiples? MU is also peak clown.
Fugg me. I thought AMD was gonna go to 200 before the end of the first half of 2024 but bloody hell at this pace we are looking at NVDA by 1000 and AMD at 300 by end of H1 and NVDA at 2000 by EOY (a split 1:4) and AMD at 600 (split 1:3).
I am actually thinking of buying leveraged NVDA even now. 10x at least

>>57348485
>I am actually thinking of buying leveraged NVDA even now. 10x at least
Please do.

>muh 10 gorillion P/E
P/E doesn't matter. the market demands the pump and we will then have the pump. P/E is just cope for people who missed the run/got in late. I've been hearing MUH PE TOO HIGH ITLL CRASH YOU WATCH!!!! while i am watching and it just continues to rise.

>>57348441
>So yeah, I could have been a fucking millionaire
I love these memes because back testing is always fun. Here's a fun little game for you, how you "could have been a millionaire" within the past week:

>Buy 100x leveraged puts before NYE on a stock of your choice
>Sell on Jan 2nd, buy 100x leveraged calls on AMD and 100x leveraged puts on SAVE and BOEING (after the first news hit)
>Sell after Boeing and save drop like a rock
>Buy more 100x leveraged amd calls

Congrats, you just became a millionaire with a measly few thousand starting.

>>57348463
>?Globix Corporation was founded in 1989 as Bell Technology Group, a value-added reseller of computers
Nigger did DROP SHIPPING and backed it with sysop work.
At some point he got in with an engineer in Previte (i'm guessing, because Previte being dead

>November 14, 2022
>At least three senior engineers and program executives left satellite manufacturer Terran Orbital late last week amid disagreements over the company’s direction
>“They wanted to build cubesats. They don’t want to build military satellites and protect national interests,” Bell said. “I wish them the best, they weren’t fired, they quit.”
lol

>>57348503
The difference is that already having held something requires literally doing nothing at all, versus having made a very specific timing based decision.

>>57348503
you could test being a millionaire a million different ways "wow if only i bought X at Y for Z"

its much more fun and realistic to look back at what you actually held and extrapolate from there.

t. bought AMD starting at 9.66$ and just sold 155 calls tuesday to secure gainz.

>>57348500
>Very specific timing based decision.
>A few YOLO calls you could've done just reading biz
Keep coping buddy

>>57348332
Altman said something about AI chip networking and sister-fucking. Crowd went wild.
>>57348416
I like Plein Soleil. He played a great Tom Ripley.

>>57348488
You could have done so at basically any point in the last year and would have gotten beautiful gains. Hell, it is up +20% just these last two weeks.
Nah, responsible investing only. But bloody hell I hate DCAing into US tech. It's quite expensive. But since it cannot go down, it is the responsible choice to make.

>>57348523
gonna pay taxes on that shit, don't spend it all this weekend.

>>57348500
>P/E doesn't matt- ACK

>>57348441
That's what happens when you try to be le heckin big brained trader and take profits, retard. Just hold and never sell.

>>57348540
im aware, im already waiting to see what the 45k i made on AMD alone in 2023 is gonna hit me with.

>>57348551
at some point you have to sell, what´s even the point in having money if you won´t spend it?

>>57348528
>Plein Soleil
Funny you mentioned that I was thinking of watching that movie next.

if SPX is at an ATH, why isn't VIX even at a monthly low? Does the market think it's on thin ice?

>>57348553
prepay on that shit at least 5% or I hear they get testy.

>>57348563
Yeah, when you really need the money or when something has fundamentally changed about the company. Not because some retarded arbitrary rule you heard from some faggot.

Mh ok. If it shorts il short it for the long run

Screencapped as my personal favorite top signal

So, a legit question. What exactly is the bobo thesis now? Every news gets interpreted positively. Increases in productivity, efficiency management in companies (i.e., firing the useless junk), higher earnings, government gigapumping money into infrastructure and tech, FED has never done a QT, big tech collaborating together on AI and making use of their gigantic wallets, US consumers are happy... seriously, what even is the bobo thesis? Hyperinflation? No cuts?
We have already seen that hikes have no negative effects.
>>57348599
Their revenue will skyrocket due to their deals regarding AI. We have already seen a very strong Q3 last year. Should be even better now. Well, we will see in 11 days

>CVS asked for my ID for AlkaSeltzer
Their store quality has gotten shitty lately

bloody fucking monday lmao. mumutards finna rope.

I WAS STUCK IN THE WRONG THREAD
FUCK YOU BAGGOT YOU SHIT BAKER

does anyone know how the fuck to get rid of 0.0002 shares on fidelity
I can't sell it cause you can only sell in units of 0.001

>>57348655
See you at SPY 490.

>>57348643
bad earnings and jobs prints, the only thing the market listens to
so it's a waiting game and letting the meme market do it's thing

>>57348643
The largest collapse seen in history - neigh- the universe. NO!!!! THE MULTIVERSE AND ALL OF FICTION ITSELF IS COMING! We warned you.... markets will crash into the negatives and you will need to pay people to take your shares. 2000 people will fight to the death for a single banana peel. Satan will ascend from hell and torture all USA baggies while giving everyone invested I'm China a cute demon wife. The end is coming and you bullNIGGERS will pay.

>>57348706
0.003526 $ of macys?

>>57348706
The absolute state of fractional fags

>>57348727
>jobs
That data is so heavily manipulated that I don't even bother. But I guess it's good that everyone is supposedly somehow working.
>bad earnings
They will adjust down expectations so even if Apple were to have negative growth (I think their revenue hasn't grown at all for the past two years but I could be mistaken), it will still beat the estimates.
More hardware focused tech like semis and AI like NVDA, AMD, Broadcom, or even MSFT will continue delivering in my opinion.
I will keep buying at the very least and I fully believe in S&P to 6000+ by EOY.
Peak clown and I am rolling with it

>>57348706
I know but will only tell with the pic uncensored.

>>57348706
this is your punishment for buying fractions

>>57348340
>Be like Biden and start each day with a clean memory.
kek

>>57348397
SSO

>>57348378
https://ir.supermicro.com/news/news-details/2024/Supermicro-Provides-Second-Quarter-Fiscal-2024-Business-Update/default.aspx

>>57348463
>ANTHONY PREVITE- Now dead.
Another person joins the board of the ghost stock company.

Sad in a way. Not that I want people to die or anything but if say COVID 2.0 or it's elk ever happens again the whole "OMG the world's ending! Sell it all!!" panic that delivered the epic market dump last go round won't happen again. Cause "they" learned. Just like during the 2008 bank mess. The new bank mess that took out a few banks last year didn't really do shat to the broader market. Cause "they" learned from 2008. At best you can hope for is maybe some fucker kicks off a wider range war around Hamas or Ukraine/Russia or maybe the FED will blow it and a recession will bloom after all.

>>57348835
everyone must die because i chose to stay sidelined. please 99% discount pleassseee saaaars

>>57348771
>>57348784
>>57348786
I didn't buy it, it's part of my company's employee stock purchase program
so now I have $0.02 of my company's stock taking up space

>>57348742
>neigh
'Nay' is the word you are groping for. As in the archaic version of no. Neigh is what horses do.

>>57348856
KO boomer definitely isn't 99% cash

>>57348775
>I think their revenue hasn't grown at all for the past two years
No, you're correct.

Hmm as part of the congress budget bill the student loan forgiven pause thing will end come august with no way to kick said forgiven pause further either. Nutshell; College grads with debt bags must pay their bill soon.

Schwabs interface sucks so much cock compared to TD. At least we still have ThinkOrSwim.

>>57348830
Hey, someone has to take those government contracts! Failure to deliver? It's your fault for not giving enough grants. Send another one!

>>57348883
I was making horse sounds

>>57348858
Buy what you need to meet the minimum then sell it all.

>>57348921
It's because you're related to Kathrine the Great, not just trying to emulate her with her lovers.

>>57348915
Not if Biden gets reelected. Then they'll just never do more than send threatening letters or offer $1/month "repayment" plans or other such nonsense.

Just absolve all student debt and make education free, there's no greater investment a country can make than improving the quality of its huma capital. Don't even need to raise taxes. Just reallocate from military EBT and foreign AIDS.

>>57348980
>Handing a blank check to President Gay and her ilk

>>57348980
>make education free
Take that shit somewhere else you ignorant communist.

>>57348916
Yeah I fucking hate it.

>>57348997
It's only a bad investment if you're not the USA because your free college exists solely to create future USA workers.

>>57348997
>yeah man just pay our middleman's middleman with your insurance that our guys talk to behind your back so we can write off 60k of your 80k charge for 4k in actual cost.
Healthcare is the biggest scam industry ever, bar none. They'll charge you 100 dollars for a fucking bandaid.

>>57349010
There is no such thing as free collage you ignorant commie, get that shit in your head. The people that teach, do administrative work etc... do that for a salary, which means someone has to pay for it.

The market is absurdly overvalued.

>>57349026
what did you expect from a cretin with that kind of a schnozz?

>>57349032
I called it an investment meaning I know it's not literally free nigger

>>57349036

>>57349045
>make education free
>free college
You are a stupid nigger faggot, you can't even remember what you wrote a 5mins ago. No wonder you want someone else to pay for your "education", ignorant fucking ape.

>>57349078
Free for the receiver no direct cost is what everyone means when they say free in this context you 100 iq compost heap

>>57348916
>>57349000
>t. niggers
FILTERED

I heard VOO is better than SPY because of the lower fees. Is it possible to avoid capital gains tax if I try to convert my SPY shares to VOO?

CRAMER JUST SAID THAT WALL STREET BILLIONAIRES ARE TRYING TO CONVINCE RETAIL THAT THE MARKETS ARE PRECARIOUS AND DANGEROUS BECAUSE THEY DON'T WANT MORE BILLIONAIRES.
CRAMER
>CRAMER
CRAMER
>FUCKING
CRAMER SAID THAT SO YOU DO WITH THAT FUCKING SHIT WHAT YOU WILL, YOU'VE BEEN WARNED

>>57349125
did anybody really think at any point that aristocrats wanted to share?...

>>57348916
Yeah it fucking sucks

>>57349105
>avoid capital gains tax
>>57349054

>>57349089
There is always a cost, very probable an indirect cost to the receiver, and a direct cost to someone that wants nothing to do with educating your ignorant ass. You just want other people to pay for your education because you're too lazy to earn enough to pay for it yourself. Try reading a couple books on Austrian economics, maybe you'll realize how ludicrous your statements are fucking imbecile.

>>57349155
>bla bla Austria
Nigger it's a good investment in a world based on immigration if you're the one country out of the 300ish that everybody with skills flocks to. It's a shit idea for everyone else so every non-us example of it being bad is irrelevant unless Austria was the brain drain capital of the world when they wrote that book. We spend so much money on useless shit like jews, ukraine, and military, just re-allocating some of that to beefing up our human capital does nothing to your taxes and simply puts these higher skilled workers into the economy faster and benefits everyone sooner.

Why does this word strike such fear into the hearts of gamblers and shills alike?

OVERVALUED

>>57349155
>stop using words to refer to different concepts

>>57348643
Notes mostly from a month or so ago:
> Yield curve inverted an entire YEAR ago and has remained heavily inverted since
> The NY Fed themselves give a 63% chance of the US being *in* a recession 12 months out as of Dec (peaked at 71% back in May). Since 1970, if their estimate went above 33%, a recession occurred
> As of Dec 1st, 30/50 states have shrinking coincidence indexes (since 1980, over 26 = recession)
> Fed signaling potential rate cuts (cuts usually happen as a recession is underway)
> Real S&P500 price, P/E ratio, and price/GDP ratio (Buffet indicator) are all ~1.5std devs above average (top ~8% relative to trends post-1970)
> "Free" liquidity from reverse repo set to run out mid-April
> Housing prices still way above the trendline relative to mortgage rates
> Average time between recessions since WWII has been ~6.5 years. One could say we're only 3 years from Covid, but let's be honest it was fake. We were going on 11 years since '08, and a legit '20-'21 recession was likely in the cards but Covid gave governments a chance to self-inflict an injury to get their stimulus fix. We're on borrowed time.
> Unemployment crossed the 24 month moving avg. Since 1970 this is 100% accurate for recessions
> Usage of the phrase "soft landing" (aka cope) in financial articles is peaking again (happened pre '01 and '08)
> Consumer savings drying up to pre-pandemic levels
> Student loan payments restarted back in September - however a 1 year "on-ramp" allows payments to be deferred, but interest still generates
> Ratio of Money Market Funds vs. S&P market cap is normal, but rising (common pre-recession trend)

It's not one specific thing, rather a large portion of historically reliable leading indicators putting up the red flag that some kind of downturn is on the horizon

Uranium Kings how we feeling

>>57349105
i mean... you are just humblebragging anyways...

>>57349105
just hold SPY and DCA into VOO there is no reason to convert unless you can find a way to pay less than 0.06% capital gains tax. This should be fairly obvious.

>>57348813
I told you retards about SMCI like 6 months ago, and 4 days ago again.

>>57348980
Nah, delete school for kids and make parents homeschool them until theyre 18, then use whatever tax money they used on that education system on college instead.
There is nothing you learn in school before age 18 that your parents cant teach you.

>>57349192
>bla bla Austria
Ignorance is bliss. Stay ignorant.

>>57349251
actual good advice

>>57348321
TIL

The market is so overvalued right now that this will be used as a case study of irrational market behavior in college textbooks.

>>57349265
>g-guys i told you 5 years ago
why didn't you tell me about it yesterday? fuck you

>>57349325
Exactly my thoughts.

>>57349328
you look like my brother if he tried to grow out a shitty beard and had fucked up teeth. I mentioned it at the beginning of the week when bears were getting hard.

>>57349269
If we had kids getting home schooled by parents we'd become NIGGERFIED at a much faster rate. There are very few parents that are at all capable of this kind of responsibility. Rising tides raise all ships, and sinking tides sink them. We are all way better off with even the shit public education that we have by comparison.

I lost so much money in 2022 and then even more in 2023 betting on SQQQ. This year I'm just bogleing
My gut instincts are usually wrong. Anyone else get fucked the last two years because of stupid plays?

>>57349208
Sorry chuddy but the economy has been solved
Those are all indicators of real substantial growth and we will never ever have a recession again
I am probably going to lose everything in the downturn

>>57349217
Exuberant

i dramatically underperformed the market for the first 2 years of my 4 years of saving but i finally got to see 6 digiies

>>57348706
buy a bit more first, then sell all?

>>57349404
Grats.

The market is overvalued.

>>57349378
snp will go down to 500 end of year and 50,000 people will be getting into a shoot-out than goes through millions of bullets just to secure a single dented can of dinty moore's beef stew. don't invest, actually the correct financial play everyone should be doing is killing themselves right now DO IT NOW NOT LATER

>>57349404
congrats fren, I'm still learning and not quickly enough

>>57349404
kick ass, BLESSED

Overvalued. The market is overvalued.

>>57349444
it's so over

>>57349420
>>57349444
Checked, ok let me join you. Pic rel is probably at 70% by now.

>UNITED STATES

>>57349464
it should be 0%, usa produces nothing, china is so undervalued it's not even funny. Even Russia should have more money in it than worthless US.

The market is overvalued.

I know this will change after I input my brokerage info next month,etc but for right now my tax return application says I'm getting back $4500 w/nothing owed. Hopefully the "cut" won't be drastic and maybe I'll see least 3500 of it.

>UNITED STATES
P.S I think the USA market is going higher in the short-mid term.

The market is (very) overvalued.

ATH

>>57349515
the world is de-globalizing so this doesn't really mean anything but i agree usd is going to 0 in 2 weeks

>>57349444
>444
FUCK

>>57349515
>

Bros this market is very sus. Why so green when a bunch of shit is pointing out how bad the economy is right now?

>>57349374
I want to take her shoes off and put my face on her feet soles

>>57349475
It's actually crazy 80% of the USA economy is services. They service each other with products produced from other countries and that's what makes up 80% of their GDP.

>>57349536
The market is overvalued.

>>57348295
How high will NVDA and AMD go????

I hit 4 digits in my brokerage account brothers

>>57349565
Grats 5 next then 6 then 7. You are going to make it, I believe in you.

>>57349565
Based.

>>57349544
The market is (still) overvalued.

>UNITED STATES

>>57349565
kick ass, BLESSED

>>57349558
Semiconductors are overbought.
Buy SOXS.

>>57349486
Something something this indicator doesn’t matter anymore because everyone knows how it works and there’s too much competition
Everything says that the market is overvalued but what if spending and the like melt up to meet the indicators? Equally so, what makes this an implausible scenario? (I can think of several things, such as wages dropping and part-time jobs being the main source of job growth)

The market is overvalued.

I'm 33 years old, and I estimate my net worth to be 587000.
It could be worse, but it also could be a lot better.

>>57349597
cope and seethe us stocks to 0 tomorrow you were warned

I’m doing some fundamental research I just noticed the PE of Nvda is low. I think it’s time to go long, they got a big future in AI

>>57349597
The market is overvalued.

>UNITED STATES OF AMERICA

>>57349603
Lol I'm 33 and mine is ~80 or less
That's what I have in savings anyway. How do you even calculate net worth? I have a bunch of liberal arts degrees LOL

>UNITED STATES

>>57349361
Keep holding?

>>57349625
I have a nice excel spreadsheet of every account. Basically every log in I have that has digits on a screen that belong to me, I go to those and record them periodically. It doesn't include anything I own, but I bet that would maybe be an additional 20000 at best.

Christ my fucking face hurts, what a day

>>57349574
>>57349575
>>57349591
Thank you bros, I just know that WAGMI.

>>57349654
Verification not required

Why are you fighting the trend anon? Fear of the great unknown no less. Now that we know once again where the top is, I ask. Where do you want it to be?
>3200
I buy.
>4000
I buy.
>5189.63
I buy.
Because at 1900 i was alive but not buying. Here i am still a live. New all time highs, once again.

>>57349670
The market is overvalued.

>>57349603
>>57349644
>500k
>excel spreadsheet
Poem anon you son of a bitch. We had your funeral service and everything.

>>57349444
Now adjust for inflation. Or income. Or chart it against delinquency rates.

>>57349677
While some how being both more overvalued in ten years while simultaneously cheaper in ten weeks. Just buy.

female anal

>>57349699
2 more weeks bro
it's just a sidelined spamming bobo, don't take him too seriously

>>57349670
All in SQQQ and SOXS

>>57349716
I know, and I'm glad he's here. It's when the Bobos are gone, the skeptics capitulated, that's when you sell with hands and feet.

you did buy tup right?

>>57349722
For how long anon? Do you take profits this time? Do you wait another two years to buy? Do you even put in a little capital to long term holdings?

>>57349625
Networth is basically all assets minus any debts. Assets: Cars,House,vintage baseball card collection, paintings, stocks,cash in banks,etc. Debts; anything you owe money on. If your assets is greater than the debts your doing ok. If it's not, well..

>>57349704
>>57349716
>>57349725
The market is overvalued.

>>57349613
>>57349620
we're pricing in the return to normal
imagine the pump it will get then
S&P to 8k by 2026

>>57349743
I'm holding CSCO and BOIL and I will sell the CSCO as soon as I break even on it.

>>57349756
Oil seems depressed, good dividends, cargo has made a run may continue may be right at nav. These headlines are buying opportunities, shit maybe even wheat. Commodity supercycles are real anon what are you buying?

>>57349772
The market is overvalued.

>>57349781
>Commodity supercycles are real anon what are you buying?
Commodities and emerging markets.

the market
is
overniggered

>>57349776
>holding
>will sell
>as soon as I break even
kek

>>57349677
How is it not apparent to the normie that Biden is puppeteered by warmonger scum atp I will never knoe.

2 and 30 years us bond yields inverted then uninverted then inverted again. Is this good news?

uhhh guys im literally pissing and shitting myself right now?

>>57349898
Bond markets are as schizophrenic as we are

>>57349903
bullish for depends(tm)

>>57349812
i'd marry both just from that picture alone

We fucking lost, bearbros.

>>57349812
Christ I miss the 1970s,80s,etc when women were you know women and the concept of girly-men,tattoos,and piercings out the ass was a faraway thing.

Can anybody explain why PYPL popped today? I was planning to add to my position the other day at $57, next time I look its at $65 on no news?

>>57349925
in all seriousness though fuck KMB shit has crabbed for like almost a decade

>>57349782
Great. I want to see Egypt seethe just for entertainment purposes. Short Egypt, Long oil.

>>57348327
>>57349217
>>57349395
KINGS

>Be a Home Depot wagie
>Went to work today
>Saw my coworker BFF, known him for over a year
>Try to say hi
>Just looks brooding as fuck, usually super chatty and friendly
>Barely looks at me and talks at all, being rude as fuck
>Ask him if he's ok, can tell me what's up, been nothing but nice and supportive to him
>Tries to fucking punch me
>assistant manager that was 30ft away saw that, yelled and grabbed him away, fires him on the spot
>Only found out from other coworkers that he lost custody of kids and was drinking beer in the fucking breakroom for the last few days

Its all so tiresome bros, I hate people. I'm shorting retail.

>>57349515
Suez shit does not affect the US.

>>57350162
Nice blog.

>>57350162
:(

welcome to the permanent, irrevocable, chronic and indomitable bull market prosperity era.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-ORhEE9VVg

Dammit, just made and ate my HELFY mac & cheese, and I'm still hungry. And this one took a whole lot of work to make...
Disappointing... Once my gift cards are up, I'm not continuing this subscription.
Go ahead and short HELFY

>>57350251
Thank you for your sacrifice. Maybe try out Factor75 next although the portions are small af too.

>>57350274
THanks but I don't actually want to do a meal kit service. I got HELFY gift cards for Christmas, and now I'm stuck (trying to) use them

>>57350281
Ik, hope you get Factor75 gift cards because the information you've given on HELFY is of great value.

>>57350274
I love bitches dressed in green.

I boughted more UNG 2 minutes before the gates closed for TWO FUCKING DAYS.

>>57350289
>Factor75
They do pre-made meals that you microwave?
Lol, that seems too easy
I'm sure my family thinks I'm pathetic and can't feed myself, but hopefully they don't think I'm THAT bad

>>57350311
Idk if that's a good idea, looks like gas is going ~2$ to liquidate everyone long.

>>57349956
The line is only allowed to go up. It has been this way for a century now. When line go down you're supposed to just, y'know, buy more for when line go back up. Because line will go back up. Because line has to go back up. The guy going on about how the line is too far up is missing the point, it's supposed to be too far up and it will continue going further up. Up is the only direction allowed on any timescale longer than what the average person can rattle around in their brainpan.

>>57350315
>They do pre-made meals that you microwave?
Yeah, you don't waste time and energy cooking the meals.

>>57350311
It might be fun to start buying something every Friday during the last 10 minutes before 8 pm. Maybe even just 1 share of something that has to be found with screeners and chosen completely within only that timeframe. We should all start doing that and then it has to be sold at any point Monday before the market hours bell and then we post our results.

>>57349444
lol, lmao. just take out more debt

>>57350325
Yeah it probably will hit at least the very low 2s between now and June sometime but I am goombling that it will also hit 2.88 again between now and end of Feb.

it's inevitable
the JUST of 2024
any moment now

>>57350395
literally this

>>57350396
>I am goombling
Gotcha.

>>57349552
that´s not so crazy when you consider that was what the portuguese, then the ducth and the british have been doing since they rounded the cape of good hope

>>57350405
Or the shit and piss five gorillion closes the year out at 5995 and the bear leaves his cave forever because he got his ass foreclosed on. That is also a possibility.

I made money on SOXL calls this week. I will make money on SOXS calls next week.

Remember, mumus and bobos make money but piglywiglys get heemed

Have a nice weekend my fellow lil wolves of wallstreet aw aw awooooooooooo

>>57350405
sneed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOGEyBeoBGM

>>57350431
UNDERRATED
POST

>>57350251
This may sound really dumb but what is the difference between what you had and Kraft Mac and Cheese? I used to live of that stuff. Add some chopped up cheap ham and that’s all I needed.

>>57350251
I just buy the mac n cheese from COST when I want some.

>>57350514
Well I had to make it all from scratch. But it was just basic mac & cheese with some bacon and peppers mixed in. Nothing special
>>57350530
Nice but I'm not a COST member

do financial models work? like can I gather a bunch of historical data that relates to a particular stock and have any better success at timing if it goes up or down?

>>57350550
You should be, COST is great. just got back from there actually. Been getting the croissants and sticking them in the air fryer for 2 mins each morning, fucking awesome.

>>57350405
funny thing is if you bought the top of any of those bubbles and just stayed invested and kept putting money into thte S&P500, you'd have done well. Stocks do go up more than they go down.

i just started trading options

Took 25k now i have 70k

is it always this easy?

>>57350251
kek

>>57350583
Yes and no because theres so many external factors that meme lines cant predict.
>>57350604
>market pumps like a retard for a week straight
nah clearly you.

>>57350620
to be fair, i made tons of money on down days also

>>57350604
Yeah man, just keep going.

>>57350620
is it even worth trying? like, at least to see historical probabilities?

>>57350600
What's the yearly subscription fee?
There's one near me, but I live alone and I don't buy enough stuff to make COST worthwhile, bulk would be too much. But then again, I don't really know what all they sell there...

>>57350643
Yeah like Its something at least, otherwise you're just guessing. I think the best thing you can get out of it is an idea of when were shifting from consolidation to direction.

>>57350659
costco sells everything but if your single you might aswell stick to save a lot of wherever. We will drop $800 there easily but your good for the month except a few odds and ends...but i have 2 kids and a wife. Its worth it. I pay $50 a year i think

>>57350659
I dont remember but its not much. I guess it depends on how close you are to one but you definitely can make it worth it.
I normally get this kinda stuff:
>individual chicken packets so you can freeze and use as you need
>chuck roast
>bacon
>ribeye roast
>rotisserie chicken
>croissants
other shit:
>gas, water, pumpkin pies, tp, soda, alcohol, cat litter ect

>>57350604
>Why'd you pick those particular plays?
>What's your edge versus the market?
>How much did you risk on each?
>Did you have defined entries and exits?

>>57350671
consolidation is where the stock has support and stops dropping, or has resistance and stops climbing?

>>57350732
yeah, crabbing basically

Wow lol it really must suck to be a gay ass bear right now hahahahahahahaha imagine shorting tech, of all fucking things in 2024

REVOLVING
>REVOLVING
REVOLVING

https://www.federalreserve.gov/releases/g19/current/default.htm

>>57350673
>>57350710
Yeah there's one less than 3 miles from me
I'm looking at interior pics on Google Maps. Looks like they sell wine. Could be worth it just for that
There's also a photo of a McLaren at the COST gas station

Welp this smallish city is growing yet again. A Dunkin donut place is opening soon and rumor is a TGT is on the way. Also supposedly they're gonna take out the west side KR and/or expand it into a super jumbo size one.

need more money
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3-fA8_VUoU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-hkpspeI_A

>CELH: -12.74%

ive held my nvda i bought in 2016 without selling a single share

The S&P is too overweight fake and gayness and will start lagging the DOW before too long but the DOW would have beat it by even more if it had kept XOM.

>>57350326
Wish I just turned off my brain when the markets crashed in 2022. Line really does go up forever

>>57351109
Damn that's pretty sweet, you must be getting almost enough in dividends to not have to work any more right?

>>57351210
he could probably enjoy that parts of europe which aren´t filled with muslims while it lasts without having to work a single day in his life again

>>57350162
sorry you lost your work bff anon

>>57351160
It's alright everyone has to learn it the hard way for it to stick. If I had known in 2019 what I know now I'd be a millionaire and shitposting at an extremely high level for it. Instead I've gotta wait all the way until 2029/2030. And poem anon is gone :(

>>57350792
Based zoomers debtmaxxing. Govt and businesses dont give a fuck about debt. Why should anyone else?

>>57351346
>he doesn't know about court judgements and wage garnishment

>>57351361
Make all your money off the books
Store it in a self custody wallet
What are they gonna do about it?

>>57351361
>Zoomer takes out more debt than what is garnished
Your move, Chaim

>>57350200
>>57350226
>>57351294
If the job market wasn't so shit and there were government positions available(still aren't, I checked), I would have quit months ago. No wonder people hate retail, it sucks ass.

T. former lab/field technician

>>57351481
The judgements include collection and court fees so more is garnished than the original debt itself.

OPEN THE MARKETS I WANT TO WATCH THE NUMBERS

>>57351621
>job market being shit
Must be where you live particularly. There are really great jobs everywhere here in michigan because everyone is leaving the state. It's too cold up here for illegals to take the jobs as well so the jobs just stay vacant

Yields...

how do i invest in returning to a childlike innocence where the world is bright and full of wonder?

Mumoids just ridiculously euphoric judging by this thread. Bobos getting dunked on and disrespected. Mumoids hoping a parabolic move up is going to be followed by more.
Double top on shitpiss.
Mumoids really think the fundamentals don't matter and this time it's different. And they even think the market can't crash because it just can't okay? And -something-bidenomics.
I'm beginning to despise mumoids like you wouldn't believe. Even though under the right circumstances I would have been a mumoid. Just the way these fuckers dance when things are clearly in a bubble and companies are not worth their ridiculous valuations.
All I see happening is the last few retail baggies getting in before the kikes pull the rug. The yield curve is de-inverting you retards.

tldr cant stop the bull cope seethe dilate

>>57348500
p/e shouldn't be the deciding factor on any investment but i think it is more a margin of safety thing. if a company has a pe >1000 good chance you can end up a bagholder. actually a great chance. now is bagholding and DCA'ing to lower your average bad all depends on the company with AMD you would probably be good. but nobody in their right mind should be buying amd rigth now.

>>57351704
most illegals wont stand in the cold for a job so michigan is somewhat protected by that. there's places hiring for sure but not always at good rates.

>>57351766
Trump

>>57351806
Go to the UP and it's literally "come home white man" country. I plan to vacation up there this summer.
>>57351809
Trump wants to ban CBDC's. How anyone can hear that and not vote for him is insanity.

>>57351794
It doesn't matter how many times you tell them, they refuse to learn it. The fucking chart for a hundred god-blessed years averages up and to the right and yet it's always some cockamamie pickaninny tripe about how we're all gonna die in two more weeks when the eyebrows finally raise and the anus' relax and the farts come sundering out upon us all. The dollar is the power bottom of the fiscal landscape and it will continue to be debased for the good of everyone else because it's fucking pagliacci and there's nothing else strong enough to be the clown and that's how it is and that's why usa numbah one. Is very simple.

>>57351816
My friend recently moved to to some town in the UP for a factory job and he said he doesnt see anyone but white people up that way and the rare indian or mexican.

Bought YINN and BABA calls for next week, let see if the changs are capable for a dead cat bounce

>>57351824
>usa numbah one
Even that part is wishful thinking, leaving aside all the usual euphoric bullcrap.
Migamutt demographics are not going to sustain it's power for even another decade.

>>57351919
no doubt we got a problem here, but for as bad as it all is, somehow the rest of the world is worse.

>>57351776
>turns down knob on stereo
wrong. the plan is pricing moronic chuds like you out forever. our hebrew friends will raise the prices even higher with even greater speed. what you're suffering from is a fundamental misunderstanding of bidenomics and a failure to grasp the intricate internal plumbing of the market. i'd ask you for your credentials but its very obvious you went to some school with a robust farm studies department. no one should heed the words of such a naive child.
>cranks stereo back up before you can reply to me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbcLcSY2au4

>>57350583
No they don't. You will get the same coin toss results as if you were shooting from the hip following your gut feeling, fundamental analysis or whatever else.

>>57351704
Your governor is a bit of a dumb cunt so I’m hesitant to move from one dumb cunt governor to another.
T. NYfag

>>57349677
wtf Biden is based??! bullish for MIC

>>57352217
every politician is a dumb cunt everywhere though. cannot escape.

gas gas baby

Heres your bull market bro

>>57352285
Fair I guess I hear a bunch about her since my coworker is from Detroit

>>57352424
Have you ever played cyberpunk?
Tech is literally the future.

>>57352424
>not a bubble
>let's keep pumping 1000 pe AMD

>>57352499
>cyberpunk
>tech is the future
clearest sell signal for tech I've heard since I got on this board. then again, shorting for a while might be more funny.

good morning (EU). Wow, what a retarded rallye. Luckily I'm not shorting the Shit and Piss.
Anyways, the question now is if europe will also retardely pump on what happened friday or if it is just the US with their Techfaggotry (specifically AI)
like >>57352424
proves

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyK7YuwUWsU

>>57348643
>What exactly is the bobo thesis now?
Cyclical nature of markets.
Line always go up but it has fluctuations.
A few indicators are moving in a direction that is becoming clearer. In two more weeks, more people will start to notice.
https://edition.cnn.com/markets/fear-and-greed
Stock price strengh, Stock price breadth, Put/Call ratio, Volatility have already topped / bottomed and are starting to move in the opposite direction. Market momentum, lead by the Mag7 is still high so most people are in "extreme greed" mindset, but the algorithm will eventually consider the other factors and bring us into fear territory.

>>57352610
Jonathan (((Levin))), columnist
>"No need to worry about the S&P"

>>57352557
>the question now is if europe will also retardely pump
doubtful

>>57352646
how much bleeding will your ass do when those don't actually keep going down.

>>57352660
>>57352610
He isn't wrong. The S&P now appears to be the pension of US citizens. So, one of your primary objectives as a politician is to secure the existence of the pension system. If by creating a ponzi, which the system itself also is (like in germany), or by creating a ponziponzi like the stockmarket.

>>57352707
BASF is only a small part of the DAX, unfortunately. SAP is the biggest constitutuent. A retarded dogshit techcompany, that was lately sentenced to pay a fine for bribery. I hope that means they are crumbling and thus the DAX soon too.

>>57352851
>He isn't wrong.
>ponziponzi like the stockmarket.
They will slaughter peoples pension. If you think otherwise you're delusional.

>>57352851
im not sure why we should worry even if it's not our 'father's' shit n piss. The stock market has always recovered, every single time. A market crash only means discounts which is great for us.

>>57352882
>The stock market has always recovered, every single time.
That's true but sometimes it takes more than a decade for that to happen, and when you think about it waiting 10-20 years to start making money is a long time.

Nipanon here, Boj is fucking us with the yen exchange rate, time to start trading. What app do you recommend?

>>57352707
EU is already in a recession.

>>57348327
CHWY. I legit believe it's undervalued but I'm mostly just in for the rollercoaster ride. If I wanted to leverage my income I'd move it all to Nintendo.

>>57352908
>Boj is fucking us with the yen exchange rate,
The BOJ is the only central bank that hasn't tightened monetary policy and because of that the YEN shat the bed, now imagine what happens to the YEN when everyone else starts cutting interest rates except the BOJ, the YEN will be the strongest currency.

>>57352904
10-20 years is a long ass time to accumulate, hard to complain. It's not like we're ever going to get to cash out anyway, we die and almost all of it goes to our children.

>>57352934
>10-20 years is a long ass time to accumulate, hard to complain.
Idk easy to say man, personally wouldn't feel so great if I don't make money for 15 years and actually lose money inflation adjusted.

read this in the introduction to The Intelligent Investor: "The market is a pendulum that forever swings between unsustainable optimism (which makes stocks too expensive) and unjustified pessimism (which makes them too cheap). The intelligent investor is a realist who sells to optimists and buys from pessimists."

I'm seeing some optimism, but not too much. doomers could be right about the crash happening this year, especially if everyone rides the "nothing bad can happen in an election year" wave of optimism.

>>57352979
>I'm seeing some optimism, but not too much.
Idk man people are paying $174 for AMD and their EPS is $0.11$.

>>57352959
The longer you buy at a discount the bigger the poomp at the end. You buy chink stocks right? Same concept.

>>57353006
>You buy chink stocks right? Same concept.
Yeah, and I get your point and I'm not arguing against it, I'm just saying, as apathetic as we are it might not be the best on the psyche.

>>57352904
it took the Nasdaq ~15 years to recover from the 2000 IT bubble highs.

>>57352979
>I'm seeing some optimism, but not too much.
lol

>>57353056
adjusted for inflation it was even longer

>>57353093
For sure

>>57352920
But the market doesn't behave like it was. Because of the US.

>>57352928
I don't even understand the thought process of the BOJ
>Nooooo, we will not hike now when inflation is above 3%, but when it returns sustainably to 2%
>Noooo, for that to happen the wages have to been raised by the companies first
>Noooo, our money being worthless is good for exports, fuck our people, it's good for the companies, they'll sure raise wages
>Nooooo, higher wages will certainly not cause inflation again, either by people spending or companies increasing prices to offset the higher wages
>Noooooo

>>57348298
>>57348298
>>57348298
>>57348298

The Bitcoin etf got approved since the high ups know the coming stock market crash will be glorious, worse than 08 and the sats will save us all. You heard it here first

>>57349565
how old are you anon?