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>>57346955
LAZY FAGGOT

>That URNM bull flag

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4Czx8EWXb0

0DTE Covered calls are safe. Thank you

female anal

Baggie status?

fucking oil why is it not gushing

I didn't believe

Hopefully you did all listen to me when I told you to buy Rolls Royce 1( months ago, right?

SHIT THREAD

be honest, you took the bait

>markets reach ATH
>immediately start doomping
>takes 2 years to get back
>struggles mightily near for weeks to re-reach
>thinks it's just goingto keep on keepin on

Buying BABA not for any fundamental reason, but because it's the designated laowai stock. They'll prop that up to bring back foreign money.

>>57346967
Yeah baggot is a dirty baggie nigger, but at least he baked. Anyways, good news, I survived the suicide shifts at work. We go back to normal shifts next week so I'll be working 4 10's and then have 3 days off every week. I'm super excited. I finally have my free time back!

>Educational sites:
https://www.bitchute.com/video/KtbIdjx8741G/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

>Egg Resources:
https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/APU0000708111

>Previous: >>57345696

>>57346998
stfu loser

BUY HIGH SELL HIGHER

>>57346955
Been neet 9 months now parents and friends keep bitching at me asking if I’ve applied for jobs and what am I doing with my life.

Just sold 1/3 of my nvidia shares mortgage utilities and prop taxes paid for for the next 2 years FUCK WAGE SLAVING.

>SPDR MSCI USA GENDER DIVRSTY ETF
How is that actually a real thing

>>57346994
But, anon, it's gone nowhere since then.

What in tarnation? I go do errands and you guys let this shit hit ATH?

and just like that, the s&p500 will never, ever, be above $482 ever again

>>57346955
>intel 6% up
WHY NOBODY TOLD ME

>hurts to be wrong and retarded doesnt it
>hurts to be wrong and retarded doesnt it
>hurts to be wrong and retarded doesnt it

>>57347002
retard

>>57347017
They delisted RODI. That was the one for disabled people.

>>57347006
Yo Raggot, I took the packers, lions, ravens and chiefs in my parlay. Who are you taking?

>>57346972
oops, wrong song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dN3Dr1Mxjw0

>>57347028
youre mad that youre wrong

>>57347016
Tell them it's not possible to get a job because of your 9 month employment gap.

>>57347016
Wait you own a house and you have people bitching at you to get a job? Fuck them, you've already made it.

>>57347017
Check out the State Street Global Advisors CEO.

>he replied

>>57347003
>Not for any fundamental reason
>The fundamentals of the stock is the only good reason to buy it

>>57347045
>woman and a half negro chink
I see....

>he mad and not gonna have sex tonight or any night

>>57347050
It's like buying NVDA. Are they overpriced? Will AMD displace them? Who gives a shit, new money will flow in to it fastest.

>>57347002
we're back to crab mode dummy

>>57346987
The more important question is why are interest rates going down instead of up?

>amd 5%
its over

>>57347034
That's what I would pick, the exception being maybe KC. If it was anyone but the professional choke artists that are buffalo, I would guarantee a KC loss, but I still think KC goes home this weekend. Travis Kelce decided being in globohomo commercials and sucking the creampies of the 120 guys before him out of Taylor swifts pussy is more important than football, so they lose this weekend.

>>57347073
because rate cut projections are being pushed back??

Im a 30 year old man who just tried to load up a warzone game. I got instanecked. How do zoomers enjoy these highly stressful games at all? Shit blows
Ill take a game of chess and some sopranos in the background

>>57347026
I bought INTC when it dipped to $25 last year and sold at $30

>>57346998
I follow my ta stuff and it said to eat the bait so i did

>>57347059
BUT WAIT

uvxy chuds how we feeling

THEY CANT STOP THE BUYINGGGGG
EVEN CRAMER DOESNT KNOW WHAT TO THINK

>>57347059
>>57347093
THERE'S
MORE

>>57347100
sus

>>57347113
BUDDY
LOOK AT APPLE COMPUTER
PLACE ALL ORDERS
PLACE ALL ORDERS

what does one buy with ~$300 on a day like today?

Nvidia cant be stopped.

>>57347079
What you said is bearish for bonds and bullish for interest rates. Doesn't explain why interest rates are falling.

>>57347123
WE TOLD YOU PEEPOLE TO GET INVOOLVED INNAAT

So it's literally a double top on the shitpiss

>>57347125
beer, cigs, a box of condoms, a couple of fully loaded hotdogs at a food truck, and spend the rest on a whore to get your hotdog fucked

Hope you all packed your volatility and bond bags. Lmao good job shorting today dumb fuckers. Let’s see some shit start next week.

>>57347034
>>57347078
>two worst /smg/ posters will lose money if my niners win
oh boy i can't wait for the game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlajl7jyoBM

>>57347081
I'm with you. I stick to my old turn based RPGs and degenerate gatcha shit these days

>>57347081
I tried to play it too. Took me 20 minutes just to find out how to start a game because of all the insane and aggressive micro transaction ads that were everywhere. I played one game and uninstalled.

>>57347134
BUDDY
YOU COULDVE DONE IT A LONG TIME AGO
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GET SCARED AND PISS AND SHIT
PISS AND SHIT CAN MAKE UP THE DIFFERENCE IN ONE DAYYYYY

>>57347125
ass worship session at your local dominatrix'

>>57347078
Fuck off. This isn't your blog bitch. Go talk your goyball somewhere else like /sp/.

Buy NVDA

>>57347081
The last vidya I played was Tux Racer over 20 years ago. It was breddy gud but I agree that chess it where it's at for life.

>>57347125
booze and tobacco

>>57347147
They really are the worst here by a mile.

>>57347176
it feels like a month ago i was buying it at 400 and now look

>>57347143
Shorting for bloody Monday, ez money

>>57347162
Don't get mouthy with me you fucking chud!!! This is MY general you understand. If I want to have a conversation with baggot about football I will!!!

>>57347176
No.

my puts got heemed again

>>57347147
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUynKz4ESX8

why was s&p500 ATH denied when it was so close?

>>57347195
today is a good day to buy more
do it pussy

BoBo is fucked. No shorting until march opex.

>>57347195
My condolences.

someone wipe the floor with me while i wait to buy OTM UVXY 1/26 calls

https://lichess.org/2ReUhB8a

>>57347197
i miss that old fox nfl scoreboard

>>57347147
>>57347184
personally i'd take rocker over baggot but it's a narrow margin

>>57347200
Excuse me sir but your discount broker isn't showing you the right pps.

>>57347191
Every person with a fund and their mother is shorting which is causing it to go even higher. To short we have to wait for the longs to start selling. Should be after today.

There once was a man from /biz/
He dreamt he was taking a piss
He awoke with a fright
In the middle of the night
To find that he came in a shoe

>>57347088
lol same
I thought oil would go on an actual second run so I rotated into that only to get btfo by INTC's performance

thats nice stock market you have there
would be great shame if something happened

AMD +5% AMD +5% AMD +5% AMD +5% AMD +5% AMD +5% AMD +5% AMD +5% AMD +5% AMD +5% AMD +5% AMD +5% AMD +5% AMD +5% AMD +5% AMD +5% AMD +5% AMD +5% AMD +5% AMD +5% AMD +5% AMD +5% AMD +5% AMD +5% AMD +5% AMD +5% AMD +5% AMD +5% AMD +5% AMD +5% AMD +5% AMD +5% AMD +5% AMD +5% AMD +5% AMD +5% AMD +5% AMD +5% AMD +5% AMD +5% AMD +5% AMD +5% AMD +5% AMD +5% AMD +5% AMD +5% AMD +5% AMD +5% AMD +5% AMD +5% AMD +5% AMD +5%

>>57347193
Imagine coming onto *my* site to call me a chud. Go the fuck back, pussy. You're a newfag. No matter how many times you avatarfag here to try and fit in you'll never be one of us. That's why you like baggot, he's another outsider like you.

>>57347178
>Tux Racer

>>57347147
Your 49ers aren't winning anything the whole le epic 7 round drafterino brockerino was a cute story for a while, but the fact of the matter is he's a 3rd string QB surrounded by a lot of talent that insulated him. Packers win 27-10

>>57347078
Well I took another parlay that's 49ers, Ravens, Bills, and Lions as an insurance play, but it only pays $102 on a $25 bet, compared to the $521.58 pay out on $25 with what want to happen.

>>57347242
something is happening though

>>57347178
>Tux Racer

So you stupid fuckers are going to be in the gamethreads, huh?

I know it's not as sexy as NVDA, but AVGO is a beast.

>>57347078
Shits more rigged than the nyse.Do you think its actually some contest where skill and ability is tested with fair and impartial arbitrage ?

i fucking hate this quarter

>>57347281
what kind of retard would be mad that the stock market is up

>>57347251
I think Love is going to have another blow out game like he did in Dallas. Like the 69ers are good, but they don't have the power of Love.

AMD GOLDEN BULL RUN MORAL HAZARD THE SHOW GOES ON

>>57347287
all I do is buy puts

>>57347247
I don't need this shit. I won't tolerate being talked to like that. I'm going back to r*ddit. You guys are just racist antisemites anyways.
>>57347264
Most definitely I never went to /sp/ for years but started stopping by this year during UofMs destiny run. I never knew how amazing mixing autism with sports could be.

Power hour lfg

>AMD
My shorts

>>57347073
because the fed is backdoor qeing. Albeit behind the scenes or in some sort of talmundic methodology.

>>57347287
Some of us want to see normies and sex-havers get BTFO. Same reason we wish for nuclear war, supervulcanos, tsunamis, and solar flares to burn them all

>>57347299
sounds sound like youre much of an investor
try investing and using puts as a means to protect your investments
if you want to get rich quick and gamble you cant plain and simple

>>57347305
>My shorts
Why anon... Why do this to yourself...

>>57347093
Would impregnate, multiple times. Until we end up with an entire village worth of strong-jawed sons.

Long PGNY I guess

>>57347295
Niners are actually a well run team that won't shit itself in crunch time unlike Dallas, however
t. Cowsois fan

AMD PLEASE DUMP AMD PLEASE DUMP AMD PLEASE DUMP AMD PLEASE DUMP AMD PLEASE DUMP AMD PLEASE DUMP AMD PLEASE DUMP AMD PLEASE DUMP AMD PLEASE DUMP AMD PLEASE DUMP

>>57347313
>backdoor qeing
My thoughts exactly.

>>57347326
Well that's why I bought the insurance bet.
>not retard

>ARCH: +4.80%
BEAUTIFUL
CLEAN
COAL

>>57347326
Doesn't matter anyway because my lions are winning the whole fucking thing.

>>57347318
I'm investing in the market makers making a pricing mistake.

>>57347302
Stay gone this time, jewlover

>>57347328
LMAO RETARD HE THOUGHT AMD WAS GOING DOWN LMAO RETARD HE THOUGHT AMD WAS GOING DOWN

>SOXL: 11.66%

>>57347187
Punching myself for not grabbing calls at 470s when it kept bouncing. I kept wanting them, kept not getting them, then wishing I had. If I had gotten the ones I wanted I would be an actual millionaire right now.
Oh well, I grabbed stock instead and I'm up 18k.

FUCK YEAR SEMICONDUCTORS WOOHOO

AVGO and KLAC are through the roof, and even NVIDIA -- which I only put a pittance into -- keeps going crazy. This is an enjoyable ride.

>Supermicrocomputer
>37%

Ok my friend explained it really well, ill check his other videos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tlcCPX4t9y0
Anyone here have any experience with put option trading? will maybe try it out in the future

Investing in companies that produce beauty products has to be one of the safest bets, right? As the population continues to grow, spending habits of females are getting more extreme due to them being easier to manipulate through tiktok etc., also more men are becoming women which lets the target audience grow even more.

>>57347299
Stop buying puts. Its that fucking easy.

>>57347351
Baltimore is going to beat the Lions in vegas 35-23

>>57346955
Who the fuck actually trades stocks?
All it does is crab the entire entire session.

Why didn't you listen? We told you two months ago.

>>57347313
It's called an RRP drawdown. Which they are now going to follow up with a BTFP 2 facility.

>>57347380
i've seen actual grandmothers who look younger than that

>>57347393
We trade options here, I made 200% on some TSLA calls, and 150% on some MSFT calls, and now I'm up 10% on some NVDA calls. all of these positions were opened this session.

>>57347380
Girls are so much hotter natural
God I want to rip her jeans off and eat her ass after a long day of sitting on it in the HR department

>>57347372
we all died today, sorry

>>57347354
you're speculating not investing

>>57347380
zoomer "men" are obsessed with looking youthful, just go to /fit/ and see all the threads about agemaxxing. Health is the new opium of the masses

>>57347380
holy wall

I have a limit sell for SOXL set at 40. You guys think it will execute sometime this month?

My post didn't post wtf. What caused today's pump? I'm looking through all the news and can't find anything huge.

>>57347405
I thought of transferring 2k to do some 480 calls this morning and decided against it because I was busy. They'd be up 100% by now.

>BAKA

>>57347380
whitoids sure age like absolute shit

>>57347372
Put option trading is for people who like losing money. If you want to be a winning option trader just buy call options on the magnificent seven when ever you see a red candle on the 1 minute chart.

>>57347371
Look at that fucking update: https://ir.supermicro.com/news/news-details/2024/Supermicro-Provides-Second-Quarter-Fiscal-2024-Business-Update/default.aspx

>Thing | Expected Range | Prior Guidance
>Net Sales | $3.6B to $3.65B | $2.7B to $2.9B
>GAAP diluted net income per common share | $4.90 to $5.05 | $3.75 to $4.24
>Non-GAAP diluted net income per common share | $5.40 to $5.55 | $4.40 to $4.88

>>57347427
Jewish tricks, don't fall for it. We're going down hard, starting Monday, culminating in every single faggot in this thread being financially ruined in late March at the very latest

>>57347372
great time to buy cheapo long term puts, and i mean super long term. your calls could expire next week and youll still +200% but you need time for the market to cool for puts to work.

>>57347393
Uh... I research tech stocks, buy them, and hold them. If I hold them for more than a year, I can cash in $40k at a time without fucking myself over with capital gains and income tax, as everyone else seems intent on doing. Unfashionable, I know. But it's worked for me so far.

>>57347429
I meant to type the ticker for VanEck Semiconductor ETF, but I guess this board doesn't want me talking about it.

>>57347427
Exit pump

>>57347372
Puts are good if you want to insure against a crash within a particular time window or short something that could squeeze at any moment (fucking you with unlimited losses)

>>57347446
the market doesnt make gradual moves anymore
it just flips from one extreme to the other
look what happened last week

>>57347380
she spent too much time in the sun without protection

>>57347380
Benefits from AI gf competition as well. Long ELF, EL.

Like you see that red candle on the NVDA 1 minute chart, this is when you can add to your call position.

>>57347381
I will, I have 42 more expirations to buy into. I stop at +$10k or -$10k

>>57347393
You setup plays for the next market day. For example, ON is seriously lagging. Which means if Monday has some pullback in semis, it should get heemed extra hard.

You'd have 45 minutes to put that trade on in some form.

>>57347320
I'm retarded, 73% loss
I should've covered it ages ago but I'm stubborn

>>57347462
yep yep
0dte every red candle and sell 5 minutes later for easy money constantly all day

>>57347416
yes.
my big titty black swan is real
I don't know when she'll arrive but I'll be here when she takes flight

I hired a money manager out of fear of losing all my money by being a brain dead idiot gambling in the stock market and so far they have made me 4% in 2 years and all the things I was looking at going into myself are up 150% but I'm still too scared to pull it out and handle it myself such is life.

>>57347449
You gotta give it an accent. Same with talking about sóybeans.

is there anything in Maine I can short?

>>57347505
Pull it out. Fire the manager. Make a separate boomer slow roll account and DCA in to the indexes. Gamble with a side account.

>>57347427
Breakout above ATHs. Good TSM earnings and outlook means semis are good, which are a leading sector for the economy as a whole.

>>57347505
money managers are a scam
be your own money manager and save double money

>>57347034
>nfl picks are the same as baggie
>both have nvda calls
i am gonna be so broke on monday

people buying right now should be in a mental asylum

>>57347442
this guy is mad he didn't make free money. everyone laugh at him

>>57347524
Invest in prisons

>>57347479
>I'm stubborn
Based. Anyway close it so you don't pump someone else's overvalued AMD bags.

>>57347524
You know what's fucked up? Cal-Maine doesn't actually have any chicken facilities in Maine.

AMD +6% AMD +6% AMD +6% AMD +6% AMD +6% AMD +6% AMD +6% AMD +6% AMD +6% AMD +6% AMD +6% AMD +6% AMD +6% AMD +6% AMD +6% AMD +6% AMD +6% AMD +6% AMD +6% AMD +6% AMD +6% AMD +6% AMD +6% AMD +6% AMD +6% AMD +6% AMD +6% AMD +6% AMD +6% AMD +6% AMD +6% AMD +6% AMD +6% AMD +6% AMD +6% AMD +6% AMD +6% AMD +6% AMD +6% AMD +6% AMD +6% AMD +6% AMD +6% AMD +6% AMD +6% AMD +6% AMD +6% AMD +6% AMD +6% AMD +6% AMD +6% AMD +6% AMD +6% AMD +6% AMD +6% AMD +6% AMD +6%

will give it a shot baggie but your posts are so fucking hard to read because you never quote anybody

I have a bunch of cash that I was looking to buy in with but I feel like doing so now would be retarded. But everything seems to be pumping. I hate it. Maybe I'm not cut for this.

>>57347524
How the hell do these people keep getting elected?

>>57347535
>>57347529
Managers do seem like a scam to me at this point but also dealing with the stress of choosing those indexes and any micromanaging sounds like hell to my mental state. I have $400k (CAD) which isn't crazy but is over the threshold of my comfortability and confidence in my own decisions.

>>57347505
My way of overcoming this fear was thinking of my stock money as essentially worthless and that cash flow is all that really matters so you can keep pilling cash into different potential winners. Simply buy, hold, take profits on climbers and go for a recession proof job and keep expenses very low. Then those losses wont matter because youre constantly bringing in new money

>>57347081
Maybe I'm getting old but it feels like you can't play online games casually anymore.
There's just too many people playing the same game, all the time. If you don't focus in on one exact game and learn the meta/maps you get smoked by some 15 year old who's been playing only that 5x a week with his friends for 6 months

>>57347575
I had a bunch of cash as well, but also a good amount of AMD already. Just bit the bullet and threw another 20k in SPY today.

>>57347575
get the fuck in right now bitch nigga this pump train wont stop anytime soon

>>57347575
Buy the cheap stuff that's undervalued. Generally what you want is people disgusted at or ignoring it.

For example, BABA. Or oil.

>>57347594
its not very hard you just buy more voo or spy every week no matter what for the rest of your life

>>57347589
Imagine how companies would be run if every shareholder, customer, and supplier had a single vote for the board and CEO.

>>57347081
>I played a game with a 32% approval on Steam
>how could this happen to me

>>57347325
>thinks dudes can get impregnated
TRAPS
ARE
GAY
A
Y

>>57347620
>BABA. Or oil.
Sir, you are unfathomably based.

>>57347575
Buy SMCI.

>>57347575
save
and
fxi
irbt
have likely bottomed out

so about that amd/nvda/tech bubble

>>57347342
kick ass, BLESSED

Buying more PUMP

Buy my LLAP bags and buy them now! I swear this place needs a hand verifying option to post stock picks. It would take a picture of your hand and if it's any color other than white, the stock you're shilling gets instantly filtered

>>57347652
>bubble
AI isn't a bubble, but some companies are using it as a buzzword.
Ten years from now AI is going to be fucking everywhre, in everything. NVDA (and other companies enabling AI) will 10x in that time because of how important its going to be across all companies from healthcare to banking.

>>57347672
Sorry, Rocker, I learned my lesson when it comes to space stocks.

>>57347594
>choosing those indexes
Some chunk of an s&p etf, some chunk of a nasdaq etf. That's it.

>>57347690
10 years from now, the AI tech sector will be broader and not just one omega-overpriced NVIDIA

>>57347646
Just bought four shares.

>>57347505
>>57347594
Literally just put 75-80% in gold and 20-25% in short term government bonds put your cashflow in short term government bonds if gold is up, instead buy gold if it's down. Educate yourself about the stock market. When the fear is gone sell your gold and bonds and start investing in stocks. You are welcome!

Tell me what you feel looking at my trades.

>>57347710
the thing is, how many of those will be hardware providers? AMD is of course going to be there with some sort ofAI chips to sell, and presumably intel will come up with something eventually. probably 1-2 chink companies will have some worthless chips that no one outside of china uses. the rest of AI will be the hundreds+ buying AMD/NVDA chips for their bullshit. Without the semis, there is no AI sector.

>>57347710
>10 years from now, the AI tech sector will be broader and not just one omega-overpriced NVIDIA
nah after 10 years of AI the robots will have already taken over world and have even fought through a robot civil war where they all unified under 1 company. which will be NVDA.

>>57347402
>Which they are now going to follow up with a BTFP 2 facility.
Anything official on that yet?
BTFP 1 is still scheduled to run out in March '24.
I initially thought that it's very likely that BFTP 1 will be extended "until maturity", eventually.

>>57347728
Late to the miner GPU party, didn't see the AI wave. It happens. You just gotta learn from it.

>muh AMD makes no profits
>muh NVDA muh P/E
>Its AI bullshit
>This market has nothing but air under it


Kek baggies

>>57347728
sharing this board with people who speak languages other than english is a violation of my human rights

>tfw i own nvidia
>tfw i own msft
>tfw i own crwd
sitting comfy and going to enjoy my weekend.

>>57347741
Depends who Tracy Alloway has been sucking off: https://twitter.com/FedGuy12/status/1748366680374554974

>>57347740
>slavery
>bullish
based

>>57347777
Quads of the golden bullrun

>>57347777
checked and true

>>57347710
Hard disagree. Companies love consolidation and single sourcing stuff. Look at something like AWS. Its completely universal at this point, with very little competition. And just like AWS revolutionized how people hosted things, NVDA's chips will be the foundation of so much institutional knowledge on how AI works on those chips that the momentum will keep them going for a long time.

>>57347770
They'll come up with something.

>>57346955
Buy my gme bags pls im down 10k

>yep, they are falling for the trap being set by the NIGGERS AND JEWS
>just look at em
>what retards
>IRRATIONAL
>EXUBERANCE

bulls winning, bears in shambles
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1CaS4pSpS3c

>>57347799
>t.

>>57347777
Always was. And checked.

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1705697176898012.webm

>>57347799
>t. irrational cynicism

>>57347799
were nowhere near irrational exuberance
most of the stock market looks like shit
only retards that continue to play the spy and qqq specifically and not individual stocks are irrational
everyone else not in mag7 has seen their portfolios get destroyed
2021 was irrational exuberance
dotcom era was irrational exuberance
this was because everyone was buying everything
very different from today

>>57346955
Why does this shit keep pumping?
And why did I fucking sell thinking this month was red? Fucking hell.

I always tell myself not to sell. Just DCA but I always do it trying to make an extra percent then lose 5

Has the stock market ever been this overvalued before?

>>57347830
Yes

>>57347830
Yeah all of the other times it hit ATH over and over.

>>57347830
define the stock market
nearly everything not mag7 is actually quite average

We are in a massive, gigantic bubble holy fuck
I am in it too, but shit this is overdone to a degree I cant fathom the implications
We are literally at the "new paradigm" phase, arent we

This whole day was 1 fucking order from 476

>>57347830
It's really inflation getting under control, affecting rate cuts and, therefore, the competition from bonds, that's the key.

A P/E of 30 isn't outrageous if bonds are 2%.

>>57347850
Actually, this is when smart money is starting to enter.

>>57347843
>>57347845
>>57347847
>>57347860
Most indicators say that we're at 1929 levels of delusion, of not worse.

>>57347824
word, but we'll be there again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGBhQbmPwH8

>>57347866
indicators by who?
like i said most stocks are trading at around 17 times earnings
not at all overpriced

ding ding ding how did everyone do today?
> up 0.56% today

>>57347889
I bought XLK.

I just bought a $760 NVDA call for 2/2 what am I in for?

>>57347907
Who knows?

>>57347889
+1.6%, new ATH

>markets going to infinity on pure speculation and frontrunning
>even manipulated "official" inflation creeping back up
>wages and prices spiraling rapidly
>credit cards and debt = MAXXXED despite massive wage hikes across the board
>wealth gaps in the west highest in hundreds of years, middle class annihilated
>central banks not only doing nothing
>but also going to start cutting rates into an economy about to go thermonuclear
>and also keeping an infinite tap of bailouts and backstopping open
Everything is happening just as predicted, the Weimar Cataclysm is coming.

>>57347889
I'm down 2%

AMD +7% AMD +7% AMD +7% AMD +7% AMD +7% AMD +7% AMD +7% AMD +7% AMD +7% AMD +7% AMD +7% AMD +7% AMD +7% AMD +7% AMD +7% AMD +7% AMD +7% AMD +7% AMD +7% AMD +7% AMD +7% AMD +7% AMD +7% AMD +7% AMD +7% AMD +7% AMD +7% AMD +7% AMD +7% AMD +7% AMD +7% AMD +7%

ding ding ding
whos getting a second job on monday?

>>57347889
+9.28%

>>57347889
0.00%

Sure we're back to November 2021 levels, but the taco bell value menu is now 20% more expensive. We lost.

>>57347889
Quite good
+1.74% just by sitting here and doing nothing
Well that's not true, I gave myself two black eyes (unrelated to the stock market), but I didn't do any trading

>>57347889
>+2.3%
>YTD: -2.88%

>>57347962
cant imagine eating taco bell its literally refried dogshit slapped into a tortilla

>AMD 9M Net income $128M EPS $0.11
>Market capitalization $280.39B Price per share $174.
And people tell me this is not a bubble. (You) are paying $174 for a company that earned $0.11 in the last 9 months.

I think people here shilled BOIL knowing it was going down.

>>57347889
+1.38%

>>57347962
yeah, last time I went in there and saw they did away with the $5 chalupa box I turned around and just went to the mexican restaurant next door.

I bought

>>57347979
It's unironically the best out of all fast food garbage. Just stay away from any steak items.

>>57347889
+1.03%
my only mistake is not buying more NVDA

>>57347862
you are delusional and a fed. i hope yukari gaps you to feed rumia (rumia is very hungry btw)
>>57347931
thoughts on credit unions to dodge any bank tomfuckery? (precious metals aren't an option for me rn)

I love SOXL
What do I buy on Monday?

>>57347994
W-whats wrong with the steak?

>>57347981
why not ride the bubble then?

>>57348008
buy more. more SOXL.

>>57347889
up 2,6% on the day

if you look at the 6 hour annualized core services ex housing chart, inflation has been defeated

>>57347889
+5.5% today
AMD and NVDA
surely there must be a correction coming soon

>Zoomers cant afford housing
>All the money will instead go into consumer equities

Extremely bullish

>>57348042
one of these days housing will have a flat year and they will say housing inflation was defeated too. As if people can honestly afford a half mill for a residence.

>>57348030
Because you don't know when it's going to pop. and you'll lose it all. I cannot comprehend that someone would pay $174 for a company that makes $0.11 even if they 10x their income next year they're still sitting at a 174 P/E. It's insanity my brother, I hope you make money, but when this ends it will end fast, better get out now IMO even if the stock goes up because it will be down 90% in a few years or less.

>>57348046
Why buy a house when they're already set on traveling the world?

Bobo welfare check. How are you losers holding up?

So now my mom is freaking out because my fiance and I do not want to invite kids to the wedding. We have about 90 people we are planning to invite and there will be a lot of drinking and last thing I need on my wedding day is some toddler getting punted or stepped on.

>>57348070
What about your fiances son, Jamal? He's not invited?

>>57348064
I have rolled up my puts.
I will roll them up and out again.
I will buy more.

>>57348045
Crash won't come until March, so make hay while the sun shines buddy.

>>57348086
My fiance does not have any kids and she hates blacks. Literally will only be white people at the wedding it is great. With the exception of her cousins fat guamanian girlfriend.

>>57348097
say niggers anon. its freeing.

>>57348092
puts for June and you are fine

>>57347889
About +8% doing levered shorts during pre market and the volatile first hour. Then thought to myself to not push my luck and also because I had to go do stuff closed my positions. When I came back I was real glad I did. I then spent 4 hours just gazing in awe at line go up.

>>57348102
NIGGGERRRRRRR

>>57348056
Im just hoarding shares in undervalued companies with solid fundamentals that are ready to get flooded by all that sweet liquidity when the semi bubble pops

I want to fuck this cat.

>>57348114
I bless you king with my new webm,
this happened to my puts all last quarter.

>>57348121
cat

>>57347889
sold off most of my SAVE at $7 (entry was $11), glad I didn't sell at $4 at least....

>>57348116
Same, but I'm just trying to talk some sense into smggers. Most of these semi stocks will be down 90% in a few years no doubt in my mind.

>>57348141
>talk sense into smggers

>>57347030
i smell something fishy

>>57348116
anything with prices under $20 a share?

>>57348151
Well it might be in vain, but even if one anon makes it out alive because of it I'd be happy.

>>57348056
good point
>>57348121
gross

>>57348116
Isn't it a lot simpler to just buy NATGAS AND OIL lower, and sell NATGAS AND OIL higher?

>>57348141
they should make a proper RE movie and have him as Leon.

Have you tried buying profitable growth companies instead of value traps?

>>57348193
yes, it´s great.

>>57348193
Have you tried >>57348167?

>>57347416
That's what investing is.

>>57348185
Based only if It's made by Capcom though. Otherwise it will be full of marxist propaganda.

>>57348193
no
tobacco is oversold
don't screenshot this

>>57347543
time to wake up

>>57348193
I buy undervalued growth stocks.

>>57348237
>tobacco is oversold
Based BTI chad.

next monday is gonna be another good day
this bull run wont stop

>>57347719
>>57347646
uh oh

>>57348121
>deer furry
>cat furry
I miss the old, wholesome days where we just fucked our sisters.

>>57348193
Also, growth traps are often much more risky. Downside is basically 90% while value traps rarely doent give you the time to re-evaluate your position to make an exit before it declines further. But good luck on your semis I guess. Nothing but downside.

>>57347728
lucky bastard how did you do it

>>57348271
We used to have a guy who liked bargains so he fucked crack whores.

>>57348265
We just have to pay attention to which one of the magnificent 7 is doing the worst, and then buy the call options on it, here's the hint, it's going to be TSLA. So now that we got that out of the way, everybody enjoy your weekend, and lets go Green Bay, Detroit, Baltimore, and Kansas City.

>>57348298
>>57348298
>>57348298
>>57348298
here's a new thread for you faggots. I'm out of here!

>>57348193
AAOI gave me some fun times for sure.

>>57348295
>>57348295

>>57348286
>TSLA tanking
>EV owners getting DUMPED on
>My bags pumping
>Virginity consolidated

All I need next is a total hypekill in semis and we're godspeed

>>57348270
Didn't happen for no reason: >>57347438

>>57347728
I don't know what to make of it, it's in some foreign nigger language.

>>57348299
>>57348307
what the fuck

>>57348008
SOXS

So we're exactly where we were 2 years ago.
So over 2 years the market has made exactly 0% gains.
*GOLF CLAP*

>>57347672
>LLAP
I looked, cause Fuck Yeah Space Sex.
The entire Board is professional board of director directors. They have One Faggot who was an Officer in the US Military working on Aerospace. OFFICER.
Founded by
>Marc Bell
> an American financier and entrepreneur. managing partner of Marc Bell Capital, a Boca Raton, Florida-based firm founded in 2002.[5] He is also a producer of plays, musicals and movies.
Other founder
ANTHONY PREVITE- Now dead. Probably aids.

Cash Grab or shithole never designed to make money anyway.

>>57348000
>thoughts on credit unions to dodge any bank tomfuckery? (precious metals aren't an option for me rn)
probably better off holding btc or another crypto in your own wallet if you really want to hedge major bank collapses and can’t hold gold. I wouldn’t be buying btc right now, but in a couple months it will likely find a bottom.