/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>57342161
Bearish bearish doom

Bullish bullish moon

>>57342161
This is a Bitcoin board stockcels

>YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

https://youtu.be/l9jX1KAKp78?t=340

>>57342176
Wolf moon on 25th figger

you best start believing in melt up stories...you're in one!

Thank you kind baker. It's time to turn the page and move forward. We buried poem anon today. I made a video documenting the whole thing. Poem anon would want us to move forward and go long on the markets. We shouldn't let him down.

https://youtu.be/kcQ2OoV2324
https://youtu.be/kcQ2OoV2324
https://youtu.be/kcQ2OoV2324

Thank lego anon personally for handling the funeral

There is a lot of guys in here from the aviation field. Does it really attract bitches like in the movies?

Uranium and semiconductors

>get told to literally wait at work
>shitposting on the clock watching the retard pump unfold

looks like i'm 80th percentile for my group
wagmi bros...

>>57342196
You need better lighting in that apt, drives me nuts.

>>57342196
What is the lore behind this guy on youtube anons?

>>57342161
I’m doing 75% better then others in my age group. My age group must be made up of idiots.

>>57342198
If you're a pilot who wears a uniform, then yes. Women go crazy for that shit

>>57342226
Natsoc furry bussy boy on his redemption arc from what I can see. He does have nice headgear usually. I have subscribed.

>The absolute state of china
surprised Xi hasn0t come out yet to say something about it. He really doesn't give a shit about his financial markets. Imagine being a freshly graduate of Tsinghua in finance, what the fuck do you do?
fuck off to the US

We are hitting ATH premarket like I said.

>>57342196
Special thanks to Lego Anon for organizing the funeral.
<3 Poem Anon.

>>57342259
>graduate of Tsinghua in finance,
Of course you can't find a job if you graduate in finance.

I'm down 50% i want to kill my self

>>57342292
If you kill yourself you will lose the opportunity to lose the other half.
Also bottom signal.

>>57342292
Buy CHYNA to make it all back.

Today should have some gains to be made. We are at an amazing position regardless of your position. You don’t need to be a bobo or a mumu you need to be snibs and make money both ways.

Trump will win. Shills will rope. This is investment advice.

Threat Set:

https://youtu.be/ea80AEjiBhs?si=g-ders5hLmyUd209

>>57342241
AI holy shit

>>57342317
>Drumpf will fix my life.
Nothing will change no matter who is le presidente.
>>57342341
He looks malnourished...

Aaaand there is the ATH. 4860 open today.

>>57342370
I think the official SPX ATH is 4818.62

>4805
It is not stopping, lol. It's all tech, right?

>CHYNA

I did alrite.with some meme coins but I'm ready to give up on crypto. Way too risky. Is motley fool stock advisor worth it, or am I better just learning value investing on my own?

>>57342382
Who gives a fuck.

>>57342354
Trump will be president and you will have a meltdown when it happens.

>>57342391
Clearly you do if you mentioned it dumbass nigger lmao

>>57342392
I know he will be President you fucking ape (rather him than Joe), but nothing will change economy/finance wise.

Welp got another day off. Gov closed the office due to the weather. Honestly it does look pretty bad outside.

>>57342391
I do, and everybody that isn't retarded.

>NVDA +2% in the pre-market
Just holy fugg who is even buying at these levels? Oh I forgot, banks with unlimited money (401s, ez loans, FED support line, and so on). I fuckin dare anyone to short tech. You would need a lobotomy to think it's a good idea to short the US tech market.

marabros what the FUCK

>>57342227
It's also made up of people with friends and families of their own who take holidays and have hobbies.

t.65%

>>57342428
In the short term yes This is the new paradigm, mumus. I'm feeling excuberant.

I want oil to go up and MARA to go down

>>57342392
>Trump will be president

>>57342448
As things should be.

>>57342448
na oil is not going up they already said they have surplus of storage nobody is buying

>>57342341
Am I the only person who deliberately listens to chill and melancholic music for anything to do with the market?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PpGr8ZKm9Qg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ej5-CHAGr34

I don't need to be amped up when I'm handling large amounts of money. I need to be slow, cynical and calm. To be like Warren Buffett and physically start to embody the turtle.

>>57342428
>I fuckin dare anyone to short tech
well, some german anon did 2 days ago with insane leverage

>>57342428

>Bloomberg
>@business
>Use of Fed Funding Tool Jumps Most Since April to Fresh Record

SOXL bros, we rise

NAsdaq is actually at ATH, not S&P

>>57342473
AI is cool sure but $1Trillion in 1 year cool as a hardware manufacturer?

>>57342472
I hardly listen to music these days. I only hear the screams of Layne Staley... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

>>57342428
One of the lessons I learnt late happened back in Spring 2021 when I had a large amount of money invested in semis and chips. Specifically NVDA and Taiwan Semiconductor owing to NVDA having a position to dominate the market and Taiwan being positioned to benefit as a pivot point in the global economy (you invest in Taiwan proportionally and it's almost all Taiwan semiconductor).

My broker emailed me breathlessly telling me that my portfolio was high-risk and I needed to diversify so I rotated out at a loss. This is the last time I ever listened to a broker about anything.

>95th percentile

I did buy the 2008 dip

>>57342495
We're still in clown market

>>57342411
>>57342452
The foreign anti-Trump shill meltdown is coming.

>doubting god emperor trump

ngmi

>>57342507
how did you allocate it?

>>57342411
Marc Faber is good'un

>>57342196
Any time

>>57342525
I'm kidding I don't give really give a shit wich puppet we foreigners choose for you mutts

>>57342541
>Please don't mention Lagarde anymore, hearing her name makes me sick.

>>57342542
>futures

>>57342196
both you bros are awesome.

>>57342457
>he thinks its about inventories

>>57342500
Diversification is a meme. It's all about correctly identifying trends and making the most out of them. Too bad I'm a retard but the people that are capable of doing just that can make truly astonishing gains.
For tards like me, funds and mega caps are the best way to get gains. Just hold and get 20-50% every year because the US market is on steroids

>>57342589
unless there's a huge war i dont see oil going up f a m
nobody has the balls anymore to start a war

>>57342571
What a gay picture. I bet cryptofags already predict that BTC will go to the moon if [insert random president here] wins the election

35th percentile
Well I guess it could be worse

>>57342535
All the money I had into CAT at $58 a share. Turned $5k into $10k in a little over a year.

>>57342610
Don't forget to post here when Trump wins so we can laugh at you.

>>57342660
man i need to buy a suit

>>57342472
Really depends on how I feel
Sometimes I put on some Husker Du and other hardcore-ish bands and at other times I just listen to Brian Eno's 1/1 on loop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKZ3fGR2SDY

The stock market is poopy. Stocks are lame, stocks are gay, and they harm business.
1) All of the best companies are private. Shareholders turn public companies into slop
2) Stocks are poopy and smell bad
3) BlackRock is a homosexual institution. Stocks made them gay and have poopy thoughts about the buttholes of others
4) Shareholders share 98% of their genetic code with landleeches. Both groups are of parasite lineage

>>57342161
>tfw higher net worth than 85% of people my age
feels good to be the 15% so I can provide well for my family and donate generously to my parish and good causes

>>57342679
Ok, commie.

>>57342660
Sorry but I'm pretty sure I won't be able to. Once the fighting breaks out and Trump is about to take power by force you government agencies will probably close off your internet to the rest of the world.

>Blue ocean strategy is about creating new market space and making the competition irrelevant.
Instead of buying companies that are already established and have gained tremendously the previous years. Look at emerging markets where there is a potential to disrupt the whole industry. This is where you can make life changing money.

>>57342711
>emerging markets
Sorry I will not invest in your country if your skin resembles a turd.

>>57342665
I didn't believe it but when I actually got a nice suit that fits me... even I look pretty good. It caught me completely off guard when I had a look in the mirror.
Financially speaking, getting a nice suit can potentially be life-changing. Doesn't even need to be expensive

95 percentile.
90 percentile next year.
Need to turn 250k into 1mm in a few years to keep up.
Truly 6 fig hell.

Is this US based anyway?

AAAAAAAAAA WHAT THE FUCK IT DROPPED 4 POINTS

>>57342747
of course it's US based, everywhere else is poor as fuck.
Except Iceland, Ireland, Denmark, Norway, Netherlands, Luxembourg, and Switzerland, I think the median fag is probably richer than us

>>57342725
Here king, you dropped this

>CHYNA

SAVEd

>>57342700
If you want to know what communism looks like, look no further than a publically traded company. The (formerly privately owned) butthole of the company is held wide open and all of the little communistic shareholders are invited inside like a big whorehouse. The companies products and services are then transformed into irredeemable garbage

>>57342763
I think the economists in china are using old theory, in which today's funds and investors are not used to it anymore with all the V shape paradigm we had recently.

>>57342351
Yeah it was a based pic, I had to share.

>>57342807
Wdym? Elaborate.

>>57342161

>>57342780
buy $100 of some ridiculous $0.10 calls, retail retards are starting to come around on this. all it takes is one reddit gaylord to make a convincing post with "squeeze" in the title

>>57342227
>>57342691
you realise that it includes all the people who are richer than you but have debt right

PYPLbros...it might be our time now
>Crypto hype is dead and burried
>Microchip-mania coming to an end
>Just in time to see the new global financial payment system run on AI take off

>>57342756
Well that's nice as I'm Dutch.
How do people not save more it's so easy.
I don't even feel rich at all

It's JOEVER
Airbus won

>>57342851
>How do people not save more
Delayed gratification is hard and people are not that smart

>>57342839
anon, net worth is assets - debt. if their debt brings their assets down then they aren't richer. are you retarded?

>>57342161
>>57342227
>>57342691
That pic is at least 5 years old. You need to multiply each value by 10x.

>CHYNA

>>57342679
>2) Stocks are poopy and smell bad

>>57342904
plenty of people in high paying jobs have heaps of student debt
they're still richer than you

>>57342756
Not sure how it is in the other countries but Denmark and Norway aren't exactly rich. Living with massive debts is the norm there. Getting 500k loans to buy houses is completely fine. You pay till you are dead. Economic slaves. I wouldn't exactly call those people rich. I should know, having lived in Scandinavia for the better part of my life. Pretending to be rich.
The wages are still way better in the US, and you don't have to deal with so much taxation

SAVEBROS
I'm already +10% from my slurping
we are so fucking back

>futes

>>57342922
are you coping over your hundreds of thousands of dollars of student loan debt, anon?

>>57342931
Is it too late to slurp the slurping?

>>57342938
just telling you how it is

MISTER PRESIDENT A SECOND SCANDAL HAS HIT THE BOEING COMPANY

>>57342939
idk
I panic sold, I'll probably regret it, but at least I secured the 10%

>>57342943
>just telling you how it is
>makes payment #89 of 1,000

>>57342798
The stock market is the biggest wealth engine known to mankind. Kys

>>57342953
Profits are profits, anon. You did well

>>57342948
https://www.cbsnews.com/amp/miami/news/cargo-plane-experiences-engine-malfunction-in-south-florida-skies-safely-lands-at-miami-international-airport/
It's real

>>57342948
Boeing more like POOING amirite lmao smoked em

>>57342948
Put a fork in it. White boomers killed usa aerospace just like an indigenous baby.

>>57342913
>China's pension funds are projected to run completely dry by 2035 by their own economists
>China's housing market, the only asset outside of the stock market that normal people could invest in, is in decline
>Population shrinking basically guarantees this will continue as inventory grows from lack of demand
>Stock market seen as too risky to invest in
>Mutual funds imploding as a result of shitty stock market
>Most Chinese don't make enough money for savings to make up for retirement
>By 2035 as much as 1/3 of China's population will be over 60

Uh, what the fuck is going to happen when a third of China's population has no means to support itself after reaching an age where they either retire or a physically incapable of working anymore?

>>57342976
It's kind of funny watching them follow Japan's lost decade play book so badly.
>sink all your investments into real estate
>it obviously balloons
they could have gone full boglehead and invested globally and been fine

>>57342976
They’ll come to the states for the gibs like the spics and niggers do now

>>57342976
>Uh, what the fuck is going to happen when a third of China's population has no means to support itself after reaching an age where they either retire or a physically incapable of working anymore?
They'll change the social credit system so that being broke gets you automatically drafted in a penal battalion

>>57342976
China will fade away and become irrelevant like Russia. The west has won. Trump 2024, SP15000 EOD

>>57342962
why number go up?

>>57342948
>today we will be flying in a Boeing 7-ACK

>>57342976
>China's pension funds are projected to run completely dry by 2035 by their own economists
Doubt, they can just rise retirement age to 65 or over for both men and women (It's 60/55 rn).

>>57342976
Thank you for making me more BULLISH on CHYNA.

>>57342181
>$45k
>here comes the ETF!
>$47k
>here comes the ETF!
the ETF
>$46k
>here comes the ETF!
>$45k
>here comes the ETF!
>$44k
>here comes the ETF!
>$43k
>here comes the ETF!
>$42k
>here comes the ETF!
>$41k
>here comes the ETF!

female anal

Welp, they are forcing me to buy more PYPL on open I guess

>>57342500
>i deserve credit for my genius trading scheme that i torpedoed myself because i get emotional when a single fucking broker disagrees with me
the persistent low-level lack of self-awareness in these threads is occasionally tiresome

>>57343045
what if Elon buys Paypal and integrates it with X? full circle

Well my SPY short got raped overnight

>bought 1DTE 480 SPY calls yesterday
>cut losses and sold them on 472 dip
i want to kms

>>57343057
>>57343062
hmmm

Uhh.... SAVEbros???

>>57342679
>>57342798
>>57342839
>>57342922
i take it back, the actual retards should just be kicked out, they don't even learn any lesson, let alone disclose it, and probably don't even trade or invest

>>57343033
Is it any different from a male's?

>>57343062
>1DTE 480 SPY calls

>>57342948
Sirs... Please tell me it isn't so? India just bought their jets sirs...

>>57343079
yeah sometimes the male cums

>>57343062
you should definitely buy 0dte puts on ENVX today

well, I sold SAVE too early
fuck my life, at least I did a profit. And I am NOT buying back in unless they fall back to below 5$

>>57343088
sorry to the village

I'm so fucking pissed off. I didnt go long because of this Biden bullshit and SPY goes to new all time highs.

>>57342948
>>57342962
I wonder what's causing this? Do you guys think this stock is even salvageable?

>>57342161
TFW i am better than 95% of people.

Why the fuck is everything going up
This reeks

>Boeing planes in 2024
WELL THEY START GAANING AND THEY DON'T STOP GAANING

i told you retards that until you mentally capitulate and submit to the bullGODS the market will only go up while you blow money throwing puts at it
stop betting and go long
then you can buy puts to protect your position instead of just get raped every day thinking you know what the market is going to do

I'm tempted so hard to short Boeing again

Should I do it bros? I made +60% on it like three days ago

>He didn't buy SOXL at $17

>>57343108
Wealth =\\= quality of character

>>57343115
they're getting ready to dump on normies, trapping all the sex-havers before crashing everything

>>57343115
It's the new paradigm.
Don't question it, just ride the pump until the music stops.

>>57343106
>>57342948
Granted, it's not Boeing's fault that a GE engine caught on fire.

SAVEbros, I think this was our exit pump
maybe it will keep getting higher, but at this point it's even more of a gamble
hope you lowered your average when you could

im just patiently waiting for MARA to go below 8, could be all year though

>>57343156
doesn't matter, its all about public perception

save is gone you retards
the jews have decided it

>>57343146
the thing is, I act like a poorfag, drive a 1999 dodge, hate POC's, don't respect women, and want TKD.
So yes, I am better than 95% of people.

>>57343145
I did but I sold it at $20

>>57343162
This. Normgroids will be afraid to step on a Boeing plane now. Europe still has to ground theirs.

>>57343115
Pricing in the significantly better earnings and revenue this year. This market is already pricing in next year's P/Es, wtf. Nobody cares about cuts because they do not affect large and mega caps.
And every other regions is going to hell so why not pump the only market that is actually resilient?

>>57342161
Ayy, top 10%. Ty anon

>>57343169
you sound like a lovely guy, hope you're an anti-semite too and want to throw fags off buildings?

>>57343183
The new paradigm.

>>57343106
>BoNig

>>57343190
NTA but blast niggers with civil war cannons

>>57343169
cars and trucks from the mid/late 90s are by and large the best
small amount of electronics, can still find parts easily if you have a non retard make and model
ive spent less keeping my 25 year old truck running than most people spend on one new vehicle from the last few years
kind of mind blowing how retarded people are

>>57342848
got a bunch of calls please make me rich

I don't get paid until next week. Why am I even here lol.

>>57342679
Kekked

>>57343203
I WFH too so i pay $28 a month for insurance. I bought the truck cash for $3k almost 8 years ago. Just replace parts when I need to. i think I have only put 1-2K in parts. I may get a bigger truck but still will be pre 2000's model.
>>57343190
YEs

>>57342679
I mean yeah all this is obviously true. You can still make money buying stocks though

>>57343115
$2 to $3 trillion dollars in just time deposits that were 5.1% to 5.4% APY are rolling off and the prevailing rates are basically identical to the 5% most money markets are paying
some of it is getting ahead of the alleged rate cut
the rest of it will come flooding in after there really is a rate cut, especially if that's in response to a pullback in stocks

>>57342679
Buttholes are not gay. women have them too for our pleasure.

>>57342879
EADSY peasy

>>57343245
Me on the left. She's still pretty

XOMbros, when do we slurp? I was thinking to start slurping at 90

>>57343271
Couple of months after the merger is complete.

>>57343271
slurp now or forever hold your peace

>>57343248
BWC reigns supreme in the US until about 2050. That's what bobos fail to understand. We have another 3 decades of poomping before becoming mexico.

>>57342313
Surely my spy 474 puts that expire today won't be worthless.... right?

>>57343292
Even then, we have 3 decades to set up our families to be in the aristocrat class and let the plebs consume / continue to pump our stocks.

Why don't YOU own coal and semiconductors?

>>57343311
>coal and semiconductors
You're a weirdo. Checked.

Hey trump supporters. Isn't trump effectively a race traitor? I mean, both his wives were slavic.

>>57343292
I need a brown gf

>>57343321
Jahy would never have to pay renbts again if I were around.

SUPERMICROCOMPUTERCOMPUTER

Love me some XOM

>>57343311
>semiconductors
The only cucknadian ETF is CHPS and it has ridiculously low AUM
>coal
I had some for a while and made a bit of money, but I became a boring, broad-index kind of guy

Why is BOIL going down again?

Good morning to SOXLbros and only to SOXLbros

Sup /smg/,

It's your boy The Quasar here, we're taking this shit to the next level of retardation. Indexes will continue to go up as we continue to forecast shit that isn't going to happen. Remember it's okay for the market to be wrong, just go with it and shut the fuck up.

>>57343320
still mad, huh? that's okay, i'll keep replying to that slop

Ah, so the nightmare begins again.

>>57343364
Muh warm next week.
>implying burgers will not burn electricity and gas like there is no tomorrow

>>57343397
You did reply, but not answer.

And remember, there is no bubble! It's a healthy economy!

>>57343417
Lmfao.

>>57343417
What the fuck did I just even watch? Why the fuck did you feel the need to post this shit? I swear to G_d you faggots get worse and worse each passing day.

Which of you keeps dumping QRTEA?
I command you to STOP.

Why the heck is US pumping so hard but Europe is doing nothing at all? Some earnings have started coming out and they are all amazing. All money is instead flowing into the US, I'm guessing

>>57343417
People have been doing this shit for the last 100 years anon

>>57343417
women buying worthless shit they don't need is like 80% of global gdp. nothing to see here.

>>57343417
this is causing me to have unkind thoughts

>>57343448
Because nobody gives a fuck about euros and their dogshit worthless currency.

I wish the market niggers would rotate out of large cap tech and buy some fucking small caps. But they will continue to be niggers as always.

>>57343448
flight to safety trade into nvideo. this isn't a bubble at all.

>>57343417
a sad state of affairs
gave us this nice /sp/ meme though

>>57343417
Stanley makes nice mugs and all, but I don't understand this.

day 1943 of giving up because I am not american and never will be so there's no point in trying at work

>>57342976
That’s because whites flooded china with their cheap money and now that trade wars and proxy wars are full on, the whites took their ball hole. All china has to do is form their own plunge protection team. This will also start to put faith into the china stock market since it’s now government backed, and now china can offload their inflation into its stock market and retirement accounts.

>china has entered the first world chat.

>higher net worth than 95% of my cohort even after losing $100g last year listening to nat gas shills
I think I’m done trying to pick stocks. Im all in cash right now and will start just dca’ing into the shit and piss five hundo like I should have and stop caring. Maybe keep a few g’s in cash for dips and to satisfy my gambling addiction. What’s the point when fed niggers will print money to extend musical chairs game into eternity. America rules the world.

>>57343476
This.
>get educated, study your whole life, learn valuable skills
>end up working for 1/4 of the wage a fucking retarded nigger monkey gets when he shambles around a McDonalds kitchen in America while high on crack

Nvideo is the best stock of all time.
It cant go wrong.

>>57343478
>All china has to do is form their own plunge protection team
They already do that retard.

>>57343474
It’s gay like all cucknadians

>>57343489
That’s why their big tech are dead and china rebranded? Kys cracker.

>>57343458
Plenty of money to be made in Europe. The Danish index for example has easily beaten the S&P over the last 5-7 years. But then again, you could just buy the great Novo Nordisk and make even more.

>>57342161
where, nigeria?

>>57343417
at least they didn't kill each other
>>57343474
just some zoomer trend

>>57343516
>Nordisk
I applied to work for them many years ago, and what stood out to me the most was their logo.

41. Doing better than 75% of people in my age bracket. (312,000). No college degree (nor the debt bag that comes with it).

>>57343145
i bought at 15

I think today is going to suck.

>>57343551
their logo surely is nice

>>57343551
>I applied to work for them
Heh, same. I am rather familiar with many characterization techniques like SAXS and Raman and so on but they rejected me.
But man that stock has given and keeps on giving

WE'RE HITTING 4800 S&P500 TODAY LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOO

WTFWT

>>57343592
lmao
>bil guy
never had such a funny id

*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

>>57343587
I think so too, but not for market reasons

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

WHAT IN TARNATION

>>57343417
>>57343604
Ok this is epic

>>57343106
I wonder

>>57343417
God bless consoooomers
>>57343604
Absolutely based

>>57343604
based, right on point

>>57343604
>30:00

>>57343478
>>57343489
If they do like the FED did, the yuan will skyrocket and it will instantly trigger downgrade from Fitch, their Bond will sell like no tomorrow and you'll have another Argentina in no time

IT'S OVER

should i buy NVDA?

We're so back

i just got off the phone with nancy pelosi she said to buy NVDA

WTFWT

>>57343643
thank you nancy

>>57343292
I'm disappointed in you Do not waste the geneseed on Goblinas. Unless you are a failure in which case do as you please.

>>57343656
>+173%
Good enough to screenshot....

>Hey, MUMU! Everybody's here. There's BOBO. HEDGIE. Good to see you JANNIE.
>You got everything you need? The chef cooked for you special, the dancers will kick your tongue out and your credit is good. Draw chips for everyone in the room so they can play on the house.

>>57343669
You think I'm go na sell for pennies? Sheeeiiiit. This is going to at keadt 7 dollars.

>>57342305
stop spamming your dumb pictures with pointless comments. every single thread you are in it with 10+ posts of the same stupid low rez pictures.

Dump time

There was an Anon the other day who called $100 KOLD on the 19th and it's at $93 now trending up and was I think low 80s then.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA MAKE THE SUFFERING STOP MAKE IT STOP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IT HURTS IT FUCKING HURTS SO MUCH STOP TORMENTING ME I CAN'T TAKE ANYMORE STOP IT PLEASE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I'm just going to hold long and cross my fingers this market schizophrenia washes out to the upside by monday.

>>57342916
Is this some ex yugo porn movie? I recognize that style of flooring. Popular in yugo commie block buildings.

Can someone let me know when it's a good time to slurp these delicious healthcare dips, cheers

Snp down 0.1% in 15 minutes it's over I'm going to smash my left nut with a hammer it it goes red.

>>57343680
>is my margin good enough to buy you out?

i bought $300 of NVDA, almost my entire check from my side job. So expect it to crash soon bros.

i looked at a few meme plays. if bought at open i would have gotten 20% haircuts on both

yikes

>>57343746
All my holds are red.

Since the October rally I knew it would hurt when it inevitably came. But it still hurts.

>>57343757
>fractional shares

You guys suck at the stock market.

Sold all my jan 19 calls and only have 35 for next Friday. Holy fuck, I love SOXL

>>57343767
MORE. EAT THE PAIN. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>57343773
like i said anon, I don't have lots of capital lol, i had $60 of NVDA a week ago and sold at a $3 profit since it seemed like a waste of money to invest such a small amount

>most fund manages are illiterate boomers with no grasp of tech
I just made myself feel better about the AI rally.
They will just keep buying and buying.

>>57343587
I get this completely. I turn hate, jealousy, and loneliness into cash. Financial success is the best revenge in the end.

>>57343788
On fractional shares. STOP WITH THE FRACTIONAL SHARES. YOU DESERVE WHAT YOU GET YA ZOOM ZOO.

lmao love seeing delusional mumus getting heemed

>>57343643
“Henlo? Nancy? Is your refrigerator running?

>>57343417
wtf is wrong with people
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUBo8MZdXTI
its just rolled metal.

>>57343813
You know very well it will pump just like it did yesterday.
Why? Because.

>>57343821
we're ending in red, trust and believe. This is not sustainable

>>57343803
AT SMALL LEVELS OF CAPITAL FRACTIONAL SHARES ARE FUCKING GREAT YOU FUCKING NIGGERJEWFAGTARD.

>>57343786
yes marina

>>57343821
lmao delusional bobos deserve to get heemed

>>57343813
Rather be a delusional mumu than a hallucinating Bobo
Market is pumping.

>>57343840
Whatever happened to her? Last I saw she had a MSFT partnership (seriously).

>>57343813
Are these mumus getting heemed in the room with us right now?

>>57343830
It's not, but don't fight the fucking market, retard.

>>57343851
she has some government position with ukraine...don't remember which one but it makes sense for TPTB to put her there in the khazars.

I think I will skip on my Nvda msft 0 dte x3 by EOD today. My gut just tells me it might be a divide 2

How come stock trading is comfier than shitcoins?

>>57343868
>she has some government position with ukraine
Oh wow of course lmao.

>>57343857
The best part is everybody knows this is fucked up, but we're in the new paradigm that I like to call the era of quantum kikery, where it is as if as long as nobody actually looks at the problems and tries to take measurements there are actually no problems.

Hmm I'm not sure how I feel about this market. Let me check with my investment partners and consultants over on /biz/

>>57343874
Because stooks are way less fake and gay.

>PHUN
2 offerings within a week. oof

>>57343851
I saw her name recently.
https://www.mai.art/cth
she's on some kind of tour and ruinning workshops

>>57343879
It's literal musical chairs at this point. I'm just waiting for first signs of the music stopping, but it's not here yet. Maybe in march.

>>57343884
lol good one anon

>>57343896
>Hero image is rando brown people blindfolded in a jungle like they're about to get the Khmer Rouge treatment
wut. Why doesn't she just do the staring contest thing again?

>>57343839
Fractional shares don't exist. Like your gains

>>57343894
im watching it. looks volatile.

is offering that they are offering more stock to sell or what ?

>>57343884
Stocks are just regular fake and gay, crypto is fake and gay deluxe + rolled in pajeet shit and whale piss

I'm going to let you faggots in on a secret.

If you see candles like these as a bobo, RUN. A retard pump is about to start.

I don't know who or why, but this pattern is repeating for a few days already. Other anon saw them too.

>>57343617
>>57343621
>>57343625
>>57343626

>consumer sentiment 78.8 vs 70.2 est
Pump it.

>DUOL

What the FUCK was I thinking?

>>57343919
56M shares of common stock On top of another common stock offering just a couple of days ago. How it has not completely cratered yet is surprising. I would suspect a RS announcement after Tuesday when the offering closed timed with Trump's NH win.

>>57343930
>whale
*jew

>>57343879
people probably thought dumb shit like "the new normal" in july 2007 too, except we didnt' have /biz/ back then

>>57343710
Tongue my anus.

hello guys
i keep getting banned from /v/ for eceleb posting.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqgSfCfr-qE

Bogdaughters don't drink from trash, they drink performance

>>57343710
i prefer him to the coomer and to the low iq mumoids

>>57343966
hello bro
i am a /x/ tourist

>>57343962
BASED

>>57343960
>too
Nobody thinks that. Everyone knows something is about to break, but nobody knows when.

>>57343936
That’s not real bud but ok. Just go with your vibe

>>57343979
Unfathomably BASED.

Pump it
Bump it
Bake it

>>57343884
>high frequency trading algos managing trillions of dollars move the stock market
>way less fake and gay

Can't make the right play in this market.

Fuck it we crab

How will you explain to your future grandchildren that you refused to buy NVDA for years and failed to make it solely due to doom and spite? How will you break it to them that they don’t get generational wealth because you were more interested in manifesting your sick fantasies about global economic collapse rather than actually making money?

>>57343995
Woah, never noticed thats the "hello fellas" guy in the background

>>57343982
no i'm saying there were retards who thought it was a new normal back then and there are now. even here there are more peanut-brain retards than you think.
obviously there are a few intelligent doomer anons. but there are always coping retards who think whatever the jew money does is how it's always gonna be from now.
when the bubble inevitably pops they're always going to be caught holding the bags. things never change.

>>57343995
Yes the famously algo and scam free crypto markets are far more BASED stocks are reddit tier CRINGS

>>57343950
yeah interesting for sure.

fuck it pumped back now

>>57343968
>Starlight keeps bogging herself

>>57344009
i will teach my grandchildren about usury and jew control of finance.

>>57344023
It's trying to run.

>>57343936
>consumer sentiment 78.8 vs 70.2 est
Lol lmao yeah we are even close to the top. I'm buying Nvidia 1000 0dte calls

>>57344034
i missed my juicy buy point, past few days near to daily low was at open.

>>57344045
I'm in it now for round two.

Natgas is literally doing nothing, lol

>>57343995
>way less means not at all

>>57344031
>oh there goes grandpa again blaming the Jews for his absolute failure to make it during decades of bull runs when all he had to do was literally buy and hold and we’d have a family mansion by now

>>57344080
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>>57342161
Doing better than 85% of these 35-39 clowns. And I'm 35 - the very first year of my current age group. Thank you for posting this, anon. Made me feel good.

uranium bros why