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>JP Morgan has fallen edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Financials podcasts/channels
https://www.youtube.com/c/CameronStewartCFA - Fundamendals analysis
https://www.youtube.com/@TheDavidLinReport - Stocks, PMs, Crypto
https://www.youtube.com/user/BenzingaTV - Various themed livestreams
https://www.youtube.com/user/KitcoNews - Stocks, PMs, Crypto

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://wallmine.com/
https://tikr.com/

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>>57334822

>> No.57336118

Look at these fuckers out in the snow.

>> No.57336123
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>>57336041
if you're getting headaches it means you're probably magnesium deficient, as I think that's one of the more difficult minerals to keep around when the cells cycle.
You should keep a general multivitamin around if you're gonna eat MSG, and make sure you have a good clean fat too.
Be aware, the more you cycle your cells, the more you roll the probability dice that you'll pick up a code error.
Chinks can feed that stuff to Chinks, they've got 1.4 Billion of them running around on each other. Believing "Uncle Roger" because he's "funny," ... that's a gamble I ain't puting in on.

Long YUM

Is the bear trap of January over? Are we gonna believe the housing numbers are doing it?

I do suggest someone get together and save SAVE. Plenty of assets in there, and I think they really are struggling simply over covid stuff.

>> No.57336128

fuck you and fuck the stock market

>> No.57336139
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>>57336128
I am down for some docking I guess if you are into that

>> No.57336140

I love you and I love the stock market

>> No.57336153

I am bearish

>> No.57336165

Why is the market like this?

>> No.57336167

>>57336041
my gf is weird, she will use the packet from the shin ramyun as an ingredient to make other things, and sometimes she will just use the block in her own broth. she will also break pieces off the block and eat them raw sometimes.

>> No.57336168

Didn't I tell yall to cool it with the anti-Semitic remarks. Do better this thread.

>> No.57336173

what is the end of day play?

>> No.57336174

bought some march 10c on SAVE in case the retard retail money starts flowing

>> No.57336178
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57336178

>We're about one short covering rally away from a /SAVE/ general popping up
>It won't go away for several years

>> No.57336180

>>57336123
Repostin'
>>57335822 #
Based and Pinochetpilled.
>>57335909 #
True. Most of management are peak midwits who are hired due to either nepotism, brown-nosing or being a spineless enforcer for upper management and the board of directors.
>>57335951 #
Pilots will only dump fuel in case of an overweight landing which is dangerous due to a higher possibility of landing gear failure; even then overweight landings are done all the time if there's a more pressing emergency going on (like an engine fire). Fuel costs a lot of money as well and is one way to reduce cost and bump up revenue, which is why management pushes it so much. I miss working for cargo airlines since they are quite liberal with fuel, at least the one I worked at was, but then again they screwed me over not getting the COVID jab so fuck em.

>>57336123
>I do suggest someone get together and save SAVE. Plenty of assets in there, and I think they really are struggling simply over covid stuff.
There's a very real possibility it goes even lower. They were one of the ONLY airlines not profitable during COVID, despite getting govt stimmies just like the rest of the airlines. Also, I didn't work for them at the time but I was told that the relatively new management wanted to furlough people in my department and it was only the old timers in my department suggesting that they take a 60% pay cut and stay home that no one got furloughed.

>> No.57336190

I bought pypl

>> No.57336214

Are they voting on the uranium ban in the senate next week?

>> No.57336215

>>57336128
How are the Bitcoins, champ?

>> No.57336221
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Nice
>>57335957


Secure your shit niggers.

>> No.57336226
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57336226

How much do flying lessons cost?

>> No.57336231
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57336231

whats the best companies to invest in to front run black history month? SQ? dont they all do fraud on cash app?

>> No.57336237
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>>57336214
https://www.congress.gov/bill/118th-congress/senate-bill/763/actions

>> No.57336240
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>>57336226
Why free ofc.

>> No.57336245

>>57336180
Stimmy checks made Tyrone and LaQuisha into globe trotters on "real airlines." But being realistic, student loans are back on, they ain't payin that much when they can fly for less.
Gotta understand the market. The bare minimum of planning ahead. Baby need a new pair of Jordans before we "savin" like them white folk who just gonna close the bank on us anyway.

Short JXN

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>down bigly on MARA
>up more bigly on SOXL
So it goes I guess

>> No.57336249
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57336249

(((they))) hook me

>> No.57336254

>>57336226
A LOT
>>57336178
Please God no. I deal with this shitty company enough as it is by working for them. Don't make me see them on my precious 4channel every day too

>> No.57336257

Reddit stock is gonna plummet when the IPO is out

>>57336226
I want her toes in my mouth holy shit

>> No.57336261

The only thing that goes up is SPY.
Small caps are fucked.

>> No.57336263

>>57336249
This is the most anti-semitic thing I've seen all day, and I've been browsing /pol/ since this morning.

>> No.57336268
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57336268

How the fuck is MSTR going up or at least hanging on while BTC shits the bed? has Saylor hacked the system? or is this shit about to get to $300 a pop?

>> No.57336270
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57336270

I almost bought the bottom of that SAVE dip but some analyst fags said the target price was 4$ so I pussied out.....
that would have been an easy +25%

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57336272

Obviously spy opens at 472.30 tomorrow.... right?

>> No.57336276

>>57336237
i wish they'd post a legislative schedule but they only post the days they were in session in hindsight, fucking democracy i hate it

>> No.57336278

>>57336098
Buy TUP. We're entering a short squeeze on the 25th

>> No.57336281

>>57336272
and closes around $420

>> No.57336282

>>57336245
Makes sense. The Jordans and Popeye's Index are a VERY good indicator of poorer consumer market depression.

>> No.57336307

Down almost 55% on my SQQQ play
What a blunder I’ve made the last year

>> No.57336311

>>57336226
this si the yield maiden?

>> No.57336320

Damn, the crypto pits are getting loud.

>> No.57336342

Market UP
Bitcoin DOWN
That's how I like it

>> No.57336346
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57336346

>1.50% move from bottom to nearly ATH because... chips

>> No.57336353

Bets are now open people. What predictions does everyone have for SOXL to hit in 2024? Thinking 40 is actually realistic in the next few weeks with it going back to ATH sometime this year.

>> No.57336365

SAVE 101
>merger blocked
>price goes down
>insiders slurp
>"oh nevermind you can merge"
>price goes back up
it's free money tbdesu

>> No.57336382
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57336382

Just close the fucking markets!
I've bled enough...

>> No.57336383
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57336383

just 1 pullback jews
cash in with me you know its too high

>> No.57336392

>>57336365
I'll buy one call tommorow, maybe.

>> No.57336399
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>>57336272
No clue. Just see how it reacts to different trend lines, make a prediction, set a stop, fail fast and move on.

Bullish case, we're near resistance to ath
Bearish case, we're near resistance to ath

Know one knows. Some savant mentioned early .... this ...is ... why we have a market.

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>>57336365
this is prime for retards to shovel money into, just need a catalyst

>> No.57336423

So besides Ammunitions and Semiconductors, what else is posed to explode in the next year?

>> No.57336430

PPT plastering yo faces

>> No.57336433
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57336433

We are really doing a -0.5% to 1.0% in a single day, huh?

>> No.57336441

>>57336433
well yes of course

>> No.57336446
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57336446

rate my dividend portfolio.

>> No.57336448

>>57336365
I actually do think it will bounce back, the question is will it be a pre-bankruptcy pump or a post-bankruptcy pump?

>> No.57336451

>>57336423
there are ammunition stocks?

>> No.57336456

>>57336448
what's timeline on bankruptcy? we talking june calls or jan calls?

>> No.57336464

>>57336412
if a bunch of redditor females and onion eater shemales can save AMC, certainly a few anon can lose everything on SAVE. The memes write themselves.

>> No.57336465
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>>57336446
>he likes its structure
>he wants that fat dividend

>> No.57336477
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>>57336456
>what's timeline on bankruptcy?

>> No.57336481

>>57336465
why not? not my fault people are degenerate gamblers. these stocks wouldn't exists otherwise

>> No.57336485
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>>57336451
POWW

>> No.57336495
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57336495

Hmm....

>> No.57336504
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ground floor

>> No.57336505
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57336505

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

>> No.57336511

>>57336505
-2.04%

>> No.57336510
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57336510

Chinx are going to fucking push it past ATH tomorrow before EUs even wake up.

>> No.57336512

went all in on TQQQ and SOXL for a gap up tomorrow
wish me luck

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>>57336505
Like +1.2% (unrealized) my dude.

>> No.57336527

>>57336505
+3.61%, would've been better but my TLT leaps got killed

>> No.57336530
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>>57336505
Finished flat after being up all day
Guess it beats losing money

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>>57336505
Absolutely fucking horrid. Tomorrow will be even worse. The market once again entered the full delusion mode where it behaves like a fucking schizophreniac.

>> No.57336533
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57336533

>>57336505
+1.43%

>> No.57336536

>>57336512
You made a wise decision.

>> No.57336544

Amazes me how the fags on reddit continue to make money with this delusional bull run. Then on here everyone is a gigabear.

>Where were you when le redditors won?

>> No.57336548

>>57336505
my short ded but my long is going up up

>> No.57336549

>>57336505
+0.36%
Everything's chugging along nicely

>> No.57336551
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57336551

>>57336505
im up 60k the past 2 weeks from nvda+amd mostly

>> No.57336558

>>57336532
nice projection

>> No.57336562

>>57336544
>plebbitors are delusional retards while /smg/ is full doomer about the fundamentals
I wonder who's going to start roping when the music finally stops. Millions of predditors, or /smg/ doomers balls deep in shorts?

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57336568

I have a good history of buying stocks that go up 200% (after I sell them). So should I just dump my China shares and take one for the team or what? It's a guarantee you will make at least 200%.
P.S. I'm not going to sell so that means we are going to 0.

>> No.57336569

>>57336544
Wait till tomorrow. All redditors will be annihilated. At least -5% and then Monday... heh... let's just say... hope you live close to a high rise, so you can watch them jump to their deaths when they lose everything

>> No.57336575

>>57336558
It's an observation, not projection.

>> No.57336576
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57336576

>>57336505
>+2.65%
>YTD: -5.09%

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57336577

>>57336446
retarded
>>57336505
+1.42%

>> No.57336587

>>57336568
as long as it's unrealized it doesn't count anon

>> No.57336594
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57336594

>>57336551
i buyed soxs at close

>> No.57336599

>>57336568
what made you invest in communist shit country?

>> No.57336601

>>57336568
You're holding BABA, right? Hedge by buying puts on Jing Dong Ching Chong. If it drops, JD will drop more.

>> No.57336608

onion on
IShares Core MSCI World UCITS ETF?

>> No.57336618
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57336618

>>57336608
>onion
Buddy, careful with that talk around here. Trading those is illegal.

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>>57336599
I'm telling you man if I sell them they'll all be up 200% in a few months.
>>57336601
I hold BABA, JD, PNGAY and CNOOC (883.HK).

>> No.57336632
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>>57336505
Basically all cash, so 0%. I thought that this would be a red week.

>> No.57336634

>>57336505
I didn't log in again. I have become the "thirty something year old man of inaction".

>> No.57336635

>>57336621
Can you sell on monday so my calls pump, I'd like to move out of my parents house one day.

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>>57336621
>PNGAY
>he invested in gay penis

>> No.57336649

>>57336221
I want to be nice to you anon, so Ill just say wtf are those lines? they suck diagonals suck study how they would be validated or not because that aint it

>> No.57336668
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>>57336635
Start buying puts as I said >>57336568 I'm never selling that means we go to 0.
>>57336643
I mean I don't own that exact ticker but I said PNGAY so that the Americans know what company I'm talking about.

>> No.57336678
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57336678

I've come up with a new strategy but holy fucking shit did that cost me. I'll just sit this one out until it reaches ATH then wait to see what it does.

I'm just going to buy dips every time they appear and sell the next day every time the market is being an irrational little cunt. I'll do this until FOMC or market starts acting like it FUCKING SHOULD. Why the FUCK are we moving to ATH when both Waller and Bostic said they're not lowering the fucking rates?

>> No.57336679

>>57336618
im mew in trading shares boy.
just bought 500 in gme
now is that etf good or what, nigger?

>> No.57336680
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>>57336618
I still can't believe it. Probably good movie ticket futures are illegal, though. Can you imagine capeshit with that?

>> No.57336685

Can you still pirate Microsoft Office easily?

>> No.57336702
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57336702

Didn't someone here tell me to buy ASTS? Thanks pal.

>> No.57336711

uhhhh... mr. nikkei?

>> No.57336714
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>>57336680
Imagine the boatload you'd make shorting them though.

>> No.57336720

>>57336685
Yup. look up kms pico. Have to run it every 6 months though.

>> No.57336726

>>57336702
Personally I was just memeing about ASs To aSs. Pretty sure they're gonna die, like all space stocks, due to SpaceX competition.

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Super Micro Computer flying

>> No.57336743
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>>57336685
Just get LibreOffice.

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>>57336714
>MFW I make more than Captain Marvel does shorting it

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57336796

Pull the liquidity.

>> No.57336830
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57336830

Someone could explain what does post market mean? where the fuck is this trading if the NASDAQ is closed? where does tradingview pull the data from?

Also what is a YOLO price for MARA and MSTR?

>> No.57336860

bearfags are retarded

buy when the market is hot
buy more when the market is not

>> No.57336868

>>57336860
We're about to enter a 30 year bear market, your only way out is going to be killing yourself. Faggot.

>> No.57336881

>>57336868
yeah juan just 2 more weeks. have you finished mowing my grass?

>> No.57336890

>>57336830
>Someone could explain what does post market mean? where the fuck is this trading if the NASDAQ is closed?
https://www.investopedia.com/ask/answers/after-hours-trading-am-i-able-to-trade-at-this-time/

>where does tradingview pull the data from?
Protip: You can click the "RTH" button in the bottom right of your TradingView chart to toggle between that and "ETH"/Extended Trading Hours.

>Also what is a YOLO price for MARA and MSTR?
The fact you are asking that about those tickers tells me you're going to fuck yourself. MARA's PT is 0 and MSTR is just an expensive way to track the dozen other Bitcoin ETFs at this point.

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57336896

confess your financial sins anon.

>> No.57336904

>>57336896
I sold all my Oil $2 ago
I shorted the bottom of VIX

>> No.57336905

>>57336881
2 more months, mid march when this market doesn't get it rate cuts, and Jay says tongue my anus, the baby will be had, but it will be too late for you. far far too late.

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>>57336896
I have a significant amount of uninvested cash.

>> No.57336920

>>57336896
Greed x2

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>>57336896
I bought a ticker I don't fully understand. It's only 2% of my port but it's since dropped like 10%.

>> No.57336933

>>57336905
post your puts so i can laugh at you in 3 months

>> No.57336938

>>57336896
rolled a huge short loss into an even bigger short loss and didn’t sell at break even because of greed

>> No.57336940

>>57336896
I bought SAVE yesterday

>> No.57336945

>>57336905
This, these normies don't realize that the world is about to end and we'll be seeing not only a crash of all stocks, all crypto, and all real estate, but a civilizational collapse, the electrical grid being taken out, and 70% of the world's population succumbing to starvation and murder over a can of tuna

>> No.57336951

>>57336896
I have 80K sitting around in cash because I am too dumb to buy anything.

>> No.57336959

>>57336896
I bought Birchcliff Energy 2 hours before its dividend-cutting-in-half announcement

>> No.57336966

>>57336945
your id is gay and fake

>> No.57336981

>>57336896
I use the free version of TradingView and maxed out the number of tickers on my watchlist.

>> No.57336995

>>57336966
being gay is based and redpilled and I will rape your asshole when the stock market collapses and you're forced to sell your ass on the street for food cus you - along with anyone else who is holding cash - will have lost everythnig

>> No.57336999

>Twitch laid off over 500 wagies in Jan 2024

>Layoffs mean fewer new features and customer support gets significantly worse overtime

>Prime gaming, the one thing that Amazon cares for, rumored to be dropped by Q3 2024 by twitch partners

>Recently, Twitch has ended support from their localized Twitter accounts

Bros I really wish this shitty company had public stocks, I would be shorting the fuck out of it right now kek

>> No.57337023
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57337023

>>57336896
I sold a penny stock a couple months back at a 45% haircut and its up 150% today (yes in one day).

>> No.57337027

>>57336999
you can always short amazon, redditfag

>> No.57337034

>>57336896
i sent screenshots to the group chat instead of realizing profit. the lord taketh...

>> No.57337035
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57337035

FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
YOU TOLD ME NOT TO BUY NVDA/MSFT/AMD TWO WEEKS AGO BECAUSE MUH BUBBLE BUT THEY KEPT PUMPING PUMPING WHILE I STAYED 100% CASH FOR TWO WEEKS LIKE A FUCKING RETARD. YOU OWE ME MONEY.
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Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

>> No.57337040
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57337040

>>57336945
Funniest ID since the Rape 'em Kid.

>> No.57337049
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57337049

>>57337034
I ain't that priest, but I think as penance you gotta make this your background.

>> No.57337054

>>57337023
why didn't you just keep it?

>> No.57337066

>>57336456
Too early to say yet. Management is in panic mode and getting the buckets and duck tape to keep the ship afloat long enough to figure out how they can either salvage or scuttle it. I will be very surprised if we DON'T declare bankruptcy at this point. "When" is harder to say; Beginning of Q3 is probably a good bet though, so yeah, June-ish.

>> No.57337084

>>57337035
you shitpost, but i'm looking forward to this sort of thing becoming very real very soon
retailbaggots have been loading up on the stonks recently

>> No.57337087
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57337087

>>57337054
You see i was bearish on it in the short term and i sold hoping to get back lower and it did fall 40-50% more but the thing is I forgot to buy back in and today I'm reminded by a 150% number on my watchlist.

>> No.57337097

>>57337027
Impossible, amzn will just pump and be bullish if they shut Twitch down any day

>> No.57337131
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57337131

>ASs To aSs
>That after-hours price action

>> No.57337140
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57337140

>TSLA hitler plays diablo
diablo is now officially the chud's vidya

>> No.57337143
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57337143

lol, lmao even. Were are you bobo, were is your stupid ass crash? I've been waiting for 6 years now

>> No.57337147
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57337147

>>57337131
>931m market cap
>100m dilution
https://feeds.issuerdirect.com/news-release.html?newsid=6508151780274603

>> No.57337161
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57337161

>>57337143
soon™

>> No.57337166
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57337166

I think there's going to be a liquidation crash in NATGAS, shill me pure NATGAS stocks that have the most leverage to the NATGAS price.

>> No.57337171
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57337171

>>57337161
the S and Poopy dancing around ATH without breaking through is iffy

>> No.57337172

>>57337087
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsg7z8BYTWo

>> No.57337173

>>57336890
why so bearish? if BTC goes to 100k these 2 will deliver more

>> No.57337175
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57337175

>>57337161
That's not how fishing reels/rods work...

>> No.57337182

>>57337040
I'm in that screenshot...
Some day I'll tell my grandch... oh wait...

>> No.57337191

>>57337166
AR, I think?

>> No.57337193
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57337193

Not even that pooomp in yields could save bobos today. As China goes to shit, Europe is stagnating at best, where do you think money is going? The US of course. Also, apparently, everyone is working so more and wages are skyrocketing according to experts here... which means that the market has to go up.

All that crap about averaging 5-7% per year. Just buy US tech and you are average at least 50% every year. Fuckin insane but if it works, it works

>> No.57337203

>>57337193
I agree with everything but I also raise a question of when does the fucking music stop.

>> No.57337213

>>57337191
They hedge production...

>> No.57337214
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57337214

>>57337203
This September's dip, well, it won't stop dipping.

>Source: it came to me in a dream

>> No.57337220

>>57337193
Nah 2 more weeks everything collapses the world splits open and the sun turns into a red giant and every human dies you'll see faggots.

>> No.57337223

>>57337173
Gamblers will be able to gamble on spot ETF options or leveraged ETFs soon enough. Relying on Saylor to do shit is like buying BRK over the S&P.

As for MARA, Bitcoin miners are a fundamentally money losing business that were only propped up by gamblers and the lack of other ways to invest tradfi dollars in spot. Consider what happens with difficulty adjustment as BTC "lucratively" rises to 100k.

>> No.57337253

>>57337223
>difficulty adjustment

>Implying hash rate will be able to keep up with price

>> No.57337283

>>57337193
Most people aren't even participating in the work force anymore, it's like they're not educating, employed, or even training.

>> No.57337311
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57337311

>>57337203
I raise a question in turn... why should the music stop? Assuming we see continued growth in tech or if they beat expectations (which they fuckin will because expectations are fully rigged), there is no reason for US tech to dip. It is literally outclassing the rest of the world by such a huge margin that it's not even funny.

I can understand NVDA, MSFT, Broadcom, and similar since they are truly world class and not even overpriced. But fuckin MU and AMD? Imagine if NVDA was to trade at PE of AMD? NVDA would be trading at like 5000 bucks per share. Don't even get me started when it comes to MU. That one just pisses me off

>> No.57337316

>>57337253
It doesn't need to, nor will it. But difficulty adjustment + competition from other miners certainly will! MARA, BITF, RIOT, etc all fight over the same turf.

>> No.57337324

>>57337213
Alright, well go ahead and rummage through these guys to see one that doesn't: https://www.ftportfolios.com/Retail/Etf/EtfHoldings.aspx?Ticker=FCG

Or just see who correlates closest with spot.

>> No.57337335

>>57337311
>I can understand NVDA, MSFT, Broadcom, and similar since they are truly world class and not even overpriced
shut the fuck up you fucking re.ddit nigger retard

>> No.57337351
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57337351

>>57337335
Come on man. They are trading at alright future PEs. MSFT is the biggest cash cow in the world with the most desired tech system in the world. NVDA has the single most desirable tech right now. Broadcom is just Broadcom.
Now yes, the growth in share price ever since 2018 in tech has been fuckin crazy but it's not unreasonable.
What is stupid is MU coming out with terrible numbers and even shittier guidance and currently trading at such high levels

US is KING btw

>> No.57337362
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57337362

>>57337351
>MSFT
>P/E: 38.14
>Yield: 0.76%

>> No.57337372

>>57337311
>why should the music stop
because the fucking electrical grid gets taken out by a glow in the dark psy-op that gets joe biden reelected through blanketing the country in unsolicited mail in ballots for everyone, including the 22 million illegals he let in, the massive amounts of voter fraud will be unable to stop, we're going to have more votes in this election than citizens.

>> No.57337373

>>57337311
Layoff (probably for remote workers) to reduce production cost -> good for earning
reduce workers cashflow to force them to liquidate their houses. -> good for inflation and yield
boost worker productivity and can cut back their bonus. -> good for earning

it is good news.

>> No.57337377
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57337377

>TFW just checked the money supply chart and it hasn't moved for a year and, while the FED was supposed to be tightening...
They're literally not allowing the market to crash.

>> No.57337401
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57337401

>>57337362
>The trailing PE ratio is 38.13 and the forward PE ratio is 34.01
Also pricing in the probably huge earnings coming this year and coming years. Not a terrible P/E.
>>57337373
Yes sir, it is. Price gouging and trimming the fat. Consumers are still nice and fat. The demand for US tech is quite literally at ATH and continues to increase. I regret so much not buying more in 2022.
>>57337377
Oh, then check this pic out

>> No.57337405
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57337405

26 y/o, $120k - $165k income (small business), married and first kid on the way. About 30k liquid and planning on buying first house soon.

What investments do I make besides grandpa VOO to insure a good future for my child? Texas based so my economy will never die

>> No.57337422
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57337422

>>57337377
>>57337401
update your charts, faggots

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TOTAL MUMOID DEATH

>> No.57337440
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57337440

Another day. They closed the offices early due to pending bad weather moving in. Who knows maybe I'll get friday off to. Aside; 30TB HDD is now a thing. Thanks to Seagate Exos.

>> No.57337447

>>57337405
>What investments do I make
stay healthy, i guess

>> No.57337453

>>57336951
This

>> No.57337458
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57337458

>>57337401
>>57337422
I was looking at this chart. Anyway whichever way you look at it looks like the FED is done tightening. Doesn't matter if they QT when they use another program to inject liquidity

>> No.57337462
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57337462

>>57337422
I wonder what would happen if a journalist were to show this to JPow. Oh nah nah, we are in full restrictive mode. Propping up the markets? Who? Us? Baseless accusations.
With all this knowledge, it should have been obvious to buy in 2022

>> No.57337468

>>57336098
Fucking stockfags hate seeing this fucking stock general shit on this board in and out every goddamn day for eternity. Stupid assholes.

>> No.57337472
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57337472

>>57337458
Wrong pic. Anyway here's the chart I was looking at.

>> No.57337477

>>57337405
SSO

>> No.57337479
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57337479

>>57336649
They’re not validated so much as they’re observed by buyers and sellers. There are bibles worth of data on trading psychology but I don’t have time for those.

basically it is a perceived area of greater resistance or support depending on the stocks movement. Keep in mind that price doesn’t move it aggregates. As this aggregation takes place buyers/sellers step in at these lines. Often times sellers and buyers lines’ meet in opposing vectors. These are “areas of confluence” and I often see volatile movements when two TLS MEET.

Why ? I don’t know and don’t believe anyone could cite to you why it exactly happens but trend lines happen in every chart. Basically those lines are representing someone’s activity (buying or selling) if an entity’s action are perceivable on the chart then I should at least take heed of the area.

Those lines can mean something during the early part of the day and then they may be ignored or the price blitz past the area.

Basically you are banking on some sort of price action at these areas. You place calls when it looks like we’ve bounced ( I use 3m for small intraday, 15m for larger 1-5dtes and the larger time frames for swings. Sorry if the reply is typed poorly started it at work and finished at home.

Most importantly don’t ever take someone’s word and make a play with that. Many of us don’t know what we don’t know.

>> No.57337480
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57337480

>>57337468
Crypto is now owned by stocks. How does that make you feel?

>> No.57337506

>>57337472
they changed how M2 is comprised and it's said that the formula of "this + (that/1000) + the other thing" comes close to how M2 was comprised and calculated before the change.
there is no (monetary) deflation happening.

>> No.57337515
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57337515

>>57337479

>> No.57337539

>YOUTUBE, SPOTIFY FOLLOW NETFLIX IN SNUBBING APPLE’S HEADSET || DON’T PLAN TO OFFER APPS FOR APPLE VISION PRO
IT"S OVER BEFORE IT EVEN STARTED

>> No.57337551
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57337551

>>57337462
>Oh nah nah, we are in full restrictive mode.
Even the reduction in the FED balance sheet has only come from maturity of the holdings.
Since everybody is running deficits, the debtor has to go into new debt to pay back his old debt.
It's like a revolving door + interest attached.
Debt/Money is ever expanding, so far.

Also, on a side note, just before the supposed end of the program around March 2024, retards are rushing into the BTFP last minute, offloading their holdings onto the FEDs balance sheet...

>> No.57337554

>>57336512
I sold some of my calls. I hold 400 shares at $22. I still have 4 calls left. Stop loss set. This is fun actually.

Prepare your profits, people. Stop loss

>> No.57337563

>>57337539
>DON’T PLAN TO OFFER APPS FOR APPLE VISION PRO
lol,
lmao even

>> No.57337590
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57337590

>>57336896
I bought MARA, made a nice ~30% profit on it, sold it, bought back in when it dipped and since then it's just kept on dipping completely wiping out my original gains

>> No.57337595
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57337595

>>57337551
>offloading their holdings onto the FEDs balance sheet...
whose decline is certainly flattening at the moment

but as you said, nobody is allowed to ask these questions

>> No.57337598

>>57337311
What the do you think will happen to the global economy when major parts of it like China and Europe go into a recession and the Middle-East is on fire?

>> No.57337622
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57337622

>>57337595
Fuck, SVB got me good.

>> No.57337633
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57337633

>>57337598
Usa keeps pumping against all logic
Everybody who could have used their highly skilled trades and skills to repair theor country comes to the US even faster than they are now.
Total global collapse ex US

>> No.57337643

>>57336512
you will win bigly because I was retarded enough to buy soxs today right before the recovery

>> No.57337647
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57337647

AMD will soon join the 1T club. Prove me WRONG.

>> No.57337651

I sold amd for +12%, could have been +16% but I'll cope

>> No.57337660

>>57337622
nobody really knows what exactly that was and the things that were offloaded to the Fed

>> No.57337673
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57337673

>>57337660
I just remember going FUCKING NOPE and emergency surface liquidating.

>> No.57337685

>>57337405
SSO

>> No.57337694
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57337694

>Dude, you wanna crash the mall.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NPBIwQyPWE

>> No.57337700

>>57337647
Can't believe she's Jensen's fucking cousin.

>> No.57337707

>>57337673
who would've known that bank failures are bullish, right?
imagine if le deutsche bank actually collapsed.
SPX would be >20.000pts by now, probably.

>> No.57337708
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57337708

Just got fired from my wagie barista job. Ran 8k to 300k in 4 years with otm options, i'm thinking dividend trap no drip now. jepq and use the income cash for buying other equities. I'd like income outside of the service industry, is 1099's proving these returns and solid charisma enough to move out of service without a degree? 30yo

>> No.57337714
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57337714

>>57337694
I feel so sorry for the kids today. Avril is what we got, and all they get is fuckin Olivia Rodrigo.

>> No.57337718

>>57337166
if I understood you correctly,
BIR.TO
CNX

>> No.57337726
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57337726

>pre-futures

>> No.57337731

>>57337700
But but nepotism only exists in India!!!! Reeeeee!!!

>> No.57337734
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57337734

God bless XOM

>> No.57337742
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57337742

>>57337707
Whatever happened with Credit SUIZZZEE?

>> No.57337753

>>57337742
UBS took em over at Swiss national bank gave them 50B francs or some shit. and now UBS is up 150%.

>> No.57337754

>>57337714
her music was shit

>> No.57337755

>>57337742
nobody cared any longer when they realized that Switzerland is a far away country with a printing press of their own...
member evergrande?

>> No.57337766
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57337766

you see uh...
>smacks giant fucking nigger monkey lips
this house can be your for
>scratches nigger belly
$125,000

>> No.57337768
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57337768

>>57337755
Was that the boat or the sketchy Chinese property developer?

>> No.57337777
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57337777

>FCFS
>UPBD
>GEO
>BIG
>RICK
What are some other predatory, sleazecore stocks?

>> No.57337786

>>57337754
Who cares? She was hot French Canadian.

>> No.57337789

>>57337768
The boat was Ever Given https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ever_Given#2021_Suez_Canal_grounding

>> No.57337792

>>57337777
Deo

>> No.57337799

Is Nvidia still a good buy?

>> No.57337800

is there a list of companies with low to zero debt? no memestocks please

>> No.57337802
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57337802

>>57337777
ibit lmt and xom but all for other reasons

>> No.57337806

>>57337799
Never heard of it.

>> No.57337809
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57337809

>>57337789
Sorry, I was being silly.

>> No.57337813
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57337813

>check 401k
>JNJ holding green

healthcare stockbros are we gonna be getting our comeback? Tech stocks are bloat, people are always gonna spend on health and we don't need to hit the buzzwords on the press to make revenue.

>> No.57337817

>>57337766
Just needs a little TLC

>> No.57337819

>>57337468
You're a dumb bigger saying dumb nigger things.

>> No.57337828
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57337828

>>57337800
oil companies food and beer typically very low or no debt, same with a ton of pharma but they actually deploy cash or take on debt for growth. Unlike the meme you hint at.

>> No.57337833

>>57336896
I trade through chase solely because I use them for banking

I have 40k in stock there

>> No.57337840

>>57337800
>is there a list of companies with low to zero debt
Basically all the chink internet companies.

>> No.57337850

>>57337809
Oh ok, well just in case anyone did have that confusion :)

>> No.57337852

>>57337590
I said if it didn't hold 21 it was a definite no buy. There are still a lot of people sitting on 70-90% profit who are probably looking to get out.

>> No.57337876

>>57337840
>army funded intel branch
>no debt
Looks good William, just called my female broker at Goldman Sachs, put another $40k in. Should do us nicely. Now, about your son's neighborhood. Where are all these ching-changs coming from anyway? Someone ought to do something. .. Yes, I'll have the ribeye... Why just the other day out here on seven we had one of them Chinks try to play through on us. Ain't like it used to be. These kids need to put their foot down and get their pant legs rolled up and pull themselves up and do something to make this place better, like we did. Yeah, a war, put some starch in their collar putting gooks in a hole. Oh, hold on, my broker just texted, I hit my sell target, gotta decide if I'm rolling into Alibaba or if that little Vietnamese firm John was talking about is worth the effort. Maybe I'll just let the cash sweep till I get a good rubdown at the asian massage parlor and clear my mind. Oh yeah, over on Walnut and Pine. Ask for the happy ending. Ahh shit, my daughters calling again...

>> No.57337883
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57337883

>>57336896
I dropped mid 5 figures on IBIT opening day.

>> No.57337891

>>57337800
Lots of Japanese companies dont hold debt, but not having debt is generally bad practice as it means they arent using their equity to leverage growth. It shows a lack of confidence and a lack of care for growth.

>> No.57337892
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57337892

>>57337876
Keked.

>> No.57337936

>>57337753
>and now UBS is up 150%.
anon wasn't kidding lol

>> No.57337944
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57337944

>>57337766
bargain

>> No.57337946
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June 2032

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>>57337946
>June 2032
Umm what happens on June 2032?

>> No.57337986
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>Pakistan carries out military strikes on separatist targets in Iran following deadly attack on its own soil by Tehran

>> No.57337992

>>57336505
+0.03%
thanks to KOLD and OIL

>> No.57338006

>>57337958
I dont know, we'll see

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>>57338006
>we'll see
Or will we...

>> No.57338027

>>57338016
Actually, I just checked my notes, and probably not I guess

>> No.57338035
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>>57337958
The next bubble pops.

>> No.57338043

Wow did bears really go short this afternoon lmao what a move

>> No.57338049

gap down tomorrow
checkems

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>>57338027

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>>57338035
The glowniggers won't allow it...

>> No.57338086
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>>57338049
denied

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>>57338043
Finally I can post this again.

>> No.57338141

>>57338027
Your notes must have said
NIGGERS AND JEWS
son,
NIGGERS AND JEWS

>> No.57338150

Remember daily inflation is 3x nvdas daily performance. Did you win?

>> No.57338153
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>>57338141
id ont' know, maybe
i can't read my own hanwriting most of the tinea dsctualy

>> No.57338160

>>57338104
lol surely he feels that way for real

>> No.57338164
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>muh amd makes no profit
>muh nvda to $100

Kek

>> No.57338167

>>57338150
So are we just going to end up with an economy of trading fractional NVDA shares for everything?

>> No.57338175
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So the 2-day nigger holiday dump healed in just a single day. Can we assume the nigger month dump will take 2 weeks to heal then?

>> No.57338177

>>57338164
I've seen people in threads outside of /biz/ laughing at the bears here for being short semis

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>>57338150
I did. Fomoing half my portfolio around like a fucking retard seems to be paying off.

>> No.57338193

>>57338177
I mean bears aren't wrong that the stocks are overvalued af, but the FED isn't draining liquidity and is propping up this market.

>> No.57338195

>>57338181
Is that you, SOXL shill? I'm really looking forward to it getting to 50 but I wish it would hurry up

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>>57338195
Nah, I'm not the lumtard.

>> No.57338218

>>57336268
MSTR got heemed by proxy outflows, probably still undervalued with $41k BTC

>> No.57338244

>>57338218
>undervalued when compared to this totally fake and gay scam
https://youtu.be/eneB3s9bCdI?t=125

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Time to cook my next HELFY meal
I looked at the recipe, and these instructions are terrible. I don't understand what they want me to do with these cucumbers, it's bizarre

>> No.57338271

likely that we're seeing another sever-sigma-beat for january jobs as well as a revision higher of employment (em-ploy-ment) numbers from last month.

>> No.57338286

>>57338244
when is IBIT getting an options chain?

>> No.57338287
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>>57338264
>I don't understand what they want me to do with these cucumbers,
Well HELFY anon, I can make a few suggestions...

>> No.57338290

>>57337766
that's not the actual price of that house.
it's a pending sale stuck in the hands of an estate executor, the buyer probably bailed out. the tax assessment is only $32k and there's lead paint. that property will sell for $35k tops and then it will be demo'd and the lot cleared.

>> No.57338297

All I do is lose money.
I fucking hate my life.

>> No.57338301

>retards at schwab can't calculate cost/share correctly
I miss tda

>> No.57338308

>>57337590
sic semper cryptofag, lick your wounds and then never look back

>> No.57338315
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Wow look at TSM hahahaha

>> No.57338353

>>57337173
>miners sell hundreds of BTC every single quarter
>actually it's a good thing that they're unloading BTC at $48k no wait $47k no wait $46k no wait $45k no wait $44k no wait $43k no wait $42k no wait $41k
>imagine if they were stupid enough to have not done that, and then bitcoin goes to $100k, and they still had 50% more BTC than they had last summer???
wow yeah the future is bright dude, can't wait for the halving

>> No.57338372

>>57338287
I'm gonna guess >>57337131 >>57337147

>> No.57338375 [DELETED] 

WHY CANT CSCO GO UP
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT
THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS IS FUCKING MSFT AND AND NVDA

>> No.57338378
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sorry about tup today guys, we will commence the mooning here shortly

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>>57338297
Swap everything to SPY and take some paper trades while you figure out what you're doing wrong.

>> No.57338387

>>57336576
we're counting YTD already? it's only 18 days in. alright shit
>>57336505
+0.01%
YTD 2.48%

>> No.57338393

>>57338264
Get yourself a forester bit and a cordless drill.
Hollow out cucumber
Season inside with olive oil
Microwave cucumber
Insert penis
Think about money and big gains
Enjoy

>> No.57338396

>>57338378
You can just switch to IWC and avoid those crazy ups-and-downs.

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>>57338393
Kek.

>> No.57338413

>soxl
think were going to 32 today lads.

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>>57337220
>Nah 2 more weeks everything collapses the world splits open and blah blah blah blah
>Nah 2 more weeks everything collapses
>2 more weeks everything collapses
>everything collapses
>collapses
>collapse
>llap

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We are exactly 0.2 points away from bonds inverting.

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>>57338415
Now that's due diligence LLAP baggies could've used a couple weeks ago.

>> No.57338428

>>57338301
Did you by any chance start a new position on something you'd recently sold at a loss? The Schwab website forces wash sale adjustments into the formula. Also, put Average Trade Price in your custom columns in thinkorswim.

>> No.57338438

>>57338428
No, the cost basis is completely wrong for some reason.

>> No.57338449

I have capital losses carried over over $30,000, but I can only use $3000 per year. Is there any way to leverage this carry over beyond the $3000 deduction per year???

>> No.57338450

>>57338396
Oh no why did you tell me about this. I-is there a leveraged version?

>> No.57338451

>>57338438
Is it a position that was moved from TDA?

>> No.57338457

>>57338438
That happened to me recently. I had to call and complain for them to fix it. Thankfully a week later my female broker called me to tell me it was all OK. They're in the "just give people free money" phase of customer retention.

>> No.57338461

>>57338419
>We are exactly 0.2 points away from bonds inverting.
wat?

>> No.57338467

>>57338461
Look at 2Y and 10Y clueless retard.

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>>57338451
Nah
>>57338181
somehow 114,400+110,000 = 229,318.26? Just realized this now.

>> No.57338485

>>57338450
Unless ETF DB's steering me wrong, sorry, no. Closest you can get is leveraged IWM/Russell 2k with TNA or URTY.

That said, IWC has a little bit of an options chain. So if you want excitement you could look up how to calculate leverage on a call and build your own 3x position.

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>>57338457
I'm too shy to talk to my female broker.

>> No.57338519

>>57338471
Shit, that's a yuge difference too. I called them today about the exact same issue.

>> No.57338529

Schwab, more like KWAB amirite lmao gottem

>> No.57338532

Baking a thread to Poem-anon

>> No.57338537

>>57338177
it is era of semi-dollar right now and bears are still learning it.

>> No.57338545

>>57338519
Yeah, I dont think it matters. like the market value is correct so should be fine.

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>>57338512
>>57338512
>>57338512
Baked

>> No.57338567

I remember when I bought NVDA at $300 and it went down to $200 and I lost $4,000 and I never bought NVDA again.