/biz/ - Business & Finance

>YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

https://youtu.be/l9jX1KAKp78?t=340

>>57333639
>he baked
>for free

Shit market.

I dont know a single normie who isnt complaining about their finances right now. Everyone is so overleveraged from the individual consumer to the government. How does this carry the stock market going forward? This is insane.

I'm just gonna position as if we are returning to ZIRP. I think it's gonna happen.

These fucking jews.

WHY CAN'T SPY TOUCH ALL TIME HIGHS???????????????

its so fucking over bros
nothing will ever happen ever again
i havent felt like i was going to cum since prigozhin
i just want priggy back so bad bros
i just wanna cum bros

My XOM sell limit order triggered.

>>57333639
>picrel
It truly is

>>57333658
>people willfully spend and get further into debt because need muh iphone and starbucks coffee
>retirement accounts ensure markets remain pumped
>americans still havemore wealth then europeans and chinese

I just want to sleep forever.

>>57333672
some chinaman will cum on a pangolin and unleash pathogen X, then we'll all die and finally be free of this shit.

>>57333680
Until it's time to start paying interest.

>>57333685
why do women wear their stomach in their pants

SOXL predictions? I'm tempted to sell

INFLATION WILL PUMP OUR STOCKS
IT IS FORETOLD IN THE SCROLLS

>>57333693
because seggs

THERE'S A JEET SHILLING AAPL ON MSCNBC SELL SELL SELL. WHY DOES THE BANK OF AMERICA HAVE A JEET HES A PLANT. REDEEM

>>57333685
Look at that fucking thigh. Bigger than any Easter ham I've ever seen.

’m movin' different. This shit ain’t nothin' to me, man. I’m a dog. I’m bitin' the fart bubbles in the bath. We smokin' symbiote. Smokin' that Whoopi Goldberg, South Egyptian, fur burger deluxe, Mega Millions scratcher, skunk bubba kush. We smokin' dung beetle. I’m on 12 Vicodins, smokin' on Scooby-Doo dick. We smokin' Sequoia, Banshee boogers. We snortin' that good Buffalo Soldier, tamarind, Jordanian gibbies. They must have amnesia. They forgot that I’m him. That Burberry Backwoods pack hittin'. That pussy smell like a Hellcat V8. We smokin' shit in a glass pipe, blowin' the Lord’s bubbles. I’m sick in the head. I’m on them Broward county Tic-Tacs. I’m on them Georgetown geronimoes. I’m on them Nashville nibblers. I left my Margiela’s in the Benz trunk. I’ll have to stunt on them next time. I don’t give a fuck if I go blind. I don’t need to see the price tag anyway. We s- I’m high on 12 Jason Bournes, lookin' to beat the cum out of a thick, fresh oak. We smokin' filtered crack you stupid piece a shit. I’ll fuckin' kill you. Call that pussy The Matrix 'cause I’m in this bitch and I can’t get out. Last guy who ran off on the pack got choked out by some Givenchy gloves. The last thing he ever saw was the price tag on them slowly faded into darkness and I let the archangels take him. I need more Sequoia, Banshee boogers. Don’t be shy, girl. I love me some pastrami mudflaps.

>>57333673

>>57333702
she looks like fuckin urkel though i cant get hard to some dumb urkel ass bitch

>>57333696
Sell before February

How do I invest in the Rothschild family?

Told you it was green waterfall time. Few more cents and we may see an area whos cap is 478. Probably will crab for a bit and they May save that for tmr. Rejection soon means we go back to previous range of exhausted buyers/sellers. Which means we will probably 470.9x-472 range. semper gumbi

>>57333716
sounds like a skill issue

>>57333712

Pluto entering aquarius I'm two days

>>57333656
Clean it up wagie

>>57333719
You can't they took their bank private last year.

>>57333724
if you wanna fuck urkel thats your business

What /smg/-approved game(s) do you play while watching the markets?
I recently got back into OpenTTD

>>57333693
high waist pants and skirts make the legs look longer you clueless terminally online shmuck

>>57333707
It’s closer to the camera, thus appearing bigger. Not a bad thing.

anons what are the business implications of me reallocating all of my 401k into IBIT? am I going to make it?

>>57333744
Patience

>>57333718
Okay thanks

>>57333752
No, no, it was a statement of excitement and impression. Not bad at all.

HUMANA bros, our response?

I short MTCH and BMBL for ethical reasons. Do you hold any positions based on ethics?

>>57333693
One of their many myriad of deceptive strategies to get attention.

>>57333737
I want to kiss her tummy so bad bros

>>57333753

Did anybody else see that chick at World Economic Forum go on stage and cough in everyone's faces? Like can anybody tell me what the fuck is going on I don't even understand anything anymore?

>>57333765
No because that's fucking stupid. I avoid taking positions based on morals instead. Your $1000 portfolio isn't waging any way on the big jew.

Wew the bobos in the last thread were losing their minds lmao I haven't seen this amount of doomer retards in awhile now. I guess everyone went short yesterday lol

>>57333750
yeah but she looks stupid is the point which makes it all pointless

>>57333765
I buy healthcare stonks because doctors kill 250k people a year in the U.S. alone.

>>57333778
They now know she knows they know she knows they know she knows.

>>57333783
Dumb nigger you will be fucked out of money and you'll be crying for years how the stock market is gambling like all the boomers are.

>>57333762
400$ calls exp january 19 2024. what if we just x10 by tomorrow? what if we just do

>>57333783
I am not short, but I am shifting position to anticipate a recession in 2024 so anything to confirm that I am right makes me feel better about my choice. Thats literally it

>>57333774
>her

>>57333783
>Wew the bobos in the last thread were losing their minds lmao
It's incredible to see but it's bullish for the market. More bobos means more short covering. Pain trade is up. Imagine being a doomer during the strongest US economy in history during the greatest bull run in history

>>57333783
I was bearish in the last 9 smgs and I am still bearish in this smg.

Read this: https://www.federalreserve.gov/publications/files/BeigeBook_20240117.pdf

>>57333659
That will cause a crash of the stock market as big money floods into bonds for free capital gains.

>>57333737
This thing is disgusting.

>>57333797
>I am shifting position to anticipate a recession
Let's review the facts:
>jobless claims at all time lows
>wages rapidly rising
>companies expanding and reducing costs at the same time thanks to AI
>government spending juicing the economy
>Treasury and the Fed adding liquidity to the market every week
>retail sales exploding
There will not be a recession

THIS JEET IS FIRING MORE AMERIMUTTS. THE JEETS HAVE TAKEN OVER BROS. HOW DO I LONG STREET SHITTERS

>>57333825

>>57333835
>thanks to AI
AI is a worthless piece of shit and anyone that's even at least a little savvy with anything knows this. It's worthless for just about anything it does.
>art
Worthless.
>music
Worthless.
>designs
Worthless.
>anime girls
Only good for cooming which is what corporations are deathly afraid of.

>>57333838
Good.tga

>>57333786
>doctors kill 250k people a year in the U.S. alone.
On a related note, I just read an article saying a medication I took as a kid for asthma may have done permanent damage to my brain. Apparently, after it does its thing to help in the lungs, it ends up in the brain where it should be inactive but isn't and can cause psychosis or other issues. No wonder my life is fucked up
If it weren't for tech stocks pumping the past year, idk where I'd be...

>>57333835
>jobless claims at all time lows
= Consumer price hikes
>wages rapidly rising
= Consumer price hikes
>government spending juicing the economy
= Consumer price hikes
>Treasury and the Fed adding liquidity to the market every week
= Consumer price hikes
>retail sales exploding
Due to consumer price hikes and debtmaxxing

The healthiest economy of all time

I did cocaine once and it made me feel really relaxed and sleepy. Did I get scammed? Cocaine is a trader drug, no?

need a weekly options play to get me back in the game any plays?

>>57333813
>her shits
>my mouth
nuff said

>>57333722
really hoping it goes to 472 range

Bear flag forming on spy daily

>>57333784
thats your opinion and thats okay

>>57333753
oh fuck why did I post this
>>57333775

>>57333883
The crash has started. As I said, we will be deep red before EOD. -10% tomorrow.
And monday will be another -25%.

>>57333840
>>57333813
>>57333685
>>57333737
I have a problem bros, any time I see a woman I just imagine them naked and eager for seggs. :(

>>57333865
>Consumer price hikes
= higher profits for companies
>The healthiest economy of all time
Correct. Higher prices means higher profits. This is good for the consumers and the companies. Consumers are fat, rich, & happy and therefore willing to absorb price hikes. Companies benefit and their stock prices will rise. Everyone wins

>>57333883
I tried to warn these fucking nigger faggots but now I'm content with just seeing them burn and crying.

>>57333866
well it will trigger your dopamine which will make you feel good, like you're having sex
it may have also been laced with some other subtances or you didn't take enough to really get heart pounding and feeling excited

>>57333866
>Cocaine is a trader drug, no?
used to
now AI-powered ballstomping is all the rage

>>57333866
stims make adhd people calm

>>57333907
Only one of those is a woman and its the AI generated one.

no but seriously, are mumoids buying when the yield curve is de-inverting?

>>57333908
You either need higher wage growth or more debt to sustain this.

>>57333861
How do I invest in that medicine?

>>57333861
would you rather not breathe?

>>57333810
most bearish Beige book by the Fed since covid, S&P is at ATH and mumus close their eyes la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la

word of the report, contraction

keep coping mumus, hodl hodl

>>57333883
>>57333905
>>57333914
Ah yes the textbook bearflag

>>57333898
trust the plan

>>57333934
>You either need higher wage growth or more debt to sustain this.
Americans are fat & comfortable flush with cash. They are getting wage boosts but consumer prices will rise faster. What they lose in buying power they make up in stock gains in their retirement accounts and gains on the value of their assets like homes. Everyone wins

Wish I could just ape my entire retirement account into NOVO

>>57333875
>>57333914
No more schizo lines but we've had a few bear flags lately.....

damn is it really not going down today :(

>>57333951
zoom out

>nvda still climbing
>msft still climbing
>crwd still climbing
And my portfolio keeps reachign new ATHs. Love it.

>>57333938
The manufacturer these days is Organon (which sounds like an /smg/ poster)
>>57333945
I could breath fine most of the time, I just had problems when doing cardio and being around dogs/cats

>>57333976
It's not climbing retard, it's going down. All the climbing happened in EU market before the dogshit prints.

i made x5, to the anon who told us it has no choice but to pump to support the ai narritive, what do i do now?

>crossed MA
>rejected double top
Uh oh stinky you fucking permamumu dumb nigger faggots, it's time to eat shit! You could have walked away with retard pump money but you had to insist we're going to 10k!

>>57333976
Absolute bull euphoria ATH. This was the before and after post.

>>57333983
Woof woof, LMAO!

the shitpiss isn't climbing
all that's changing is the market is being re-positioned into nvideo
it's now the nvideo market
and this bubble will end just like all others.

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT THAT HTAHT AHTA HTA TLKHASDL;TKHA;

>OH MY HECKIN SOIENCE DID YOU SEE THE HECKIN PE OF HECKIN AMD!?!?!? AAAAAAAAA SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL

>>57333907
Really? Personally I barely even associate women with sex and love these days. I cannot imagine a woman liking much less being "eager for seggs".

>>57334006
Yeah, it sucks. That's why I'm buying NVDA.

>>57334006
>bro you're not buying a company you're just buying letters "AMD" that everyone knows will be going up forever haha trust me bro it's the next big thing! AMD to 50k!

The absolute state of fucking zoomer anal speculumators.

bros... i feel a slight tinge in my hibernating penis
something might happen

>>57333999
Look at that stupid N-word Video Corporation now. Shit just dropped 3 points in like 5 minutes.

>UMMM SWEATY MY HECKIN STATIC PE ANALYSIS JUST SAID THAT AMD IS TOO OVERBOUGHT AND IS GOING TO CRASH ANY SECOND NOW!!! ALSO CHYNA IS COLLAPSING IN TWO MORE WEEKS! SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL!!!

THE CRASH HAS BEGUN HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
MUMUS BTFO YET AGAIN
WE'RE GOING RED
-15% BEFORE THE WEEKEND

>>57333737
I can smell this webm and I don't like it

>>57334006
>>57334021

two more steps down boys

>>57334017
>a slight tinge

that IS your penis

>>57334004
sorry anon wrong button, will continue the pump in a second

>>57334035
no i have a giant limp dick, like 8 inches limp, looks like a dead python
but maybe i feel something in it today

Dude the number of times the market has taken a shit as soon as I get up to go do something is remarkable. Who the fuck said something at noon? What did they say?

>>57334040
STOP PUSHING BUTTONS YOU CRETIN

>Hey anon there's a stock market kill screen coming up if you wanna come watch

Let's see how far your bubble ticker can make it up your ass when these candles collide you mumu fucking faggots.

Do I buy Amazon now to round out my tech investments?

>>57334047
>What did they say?
"It was just a prank bro lol"

>>57333955
>>57333908
>>57333835
>>57333808
>putsrnotdawae

>>57333951
Apoligize.

>>57334011
I have a fiance, and spent the years before meeting her sexually degrading women for sport. To be fair I do not think about it with ALL women, but if they are not obese or old I definitely have urges / thoughts.

>>57334060
Of all the major tech stocks, I think AMZN is at most risk of some kind of collapse this year, followed by GOOG

>>57334059
Wow a little bit of red after a moon mission and the faggot doomers are back. Why can't you retards just fuck off and never come back?

you thinkin' what i'm thinkin' sister fucker bros?

WERE IN BEAR MARKETTTTTTTT
STOCKMARKETFUNDINGDOTCOM TOLD YOU IT WAS COMING

Have you guys tempered your schizoism this morning yet?

>>57334060
outside of november/december I work like 3 days a week there, they give me so much time off

>>57334078
No because the fundamentals are fucked you redditor wretch.

>>57334047
Someone had to pluck a string to get retail to buy the wrong fds. After the bait is good enough they will send it the other day with an influx of 0dtes. Moving the market so they can shear profits from newly made baggies.

AAAAAAAAAAA

>>57334076
Why? They seem to be doing well. I have a bad gut feeling about GOOG but dunno why.

>>57334098
>dunno why
Is it the looming lawsuit perhaps? Them taking a head-first dive into AI bullshit that will never pay for itself? Is it the fact everyone fucking hates google? I don't know man, you might be onto something by your gut feeling!

I LOST 50% OF THE ACCOUNT BECAUSE I KEPT SHORTING AND NOW IT DUMPS RIGHT WHEN I GIVE UP FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

>>57334096
Cute cat, dogshit post.

>>57334073
Still green bobo

>>57334087
Lmao desperate faggot

nothing personal kids, just taking profits here.

>>57334106
There are always law suits. Their AI investments aren't that big. It might actually pay for itself. People don't hate google.

>>57333686
>diddy kong racing
great game
>starfox
great game
>mario 64
great game
>golden eye
great game
>glover
great game
>snowboard kids
great game
>starwars
great game
>pokemon snap
great game

>>57334113
>2Y and 10Y uninverting is meaningless
Yeah okay please take a loan and put it all into stocks, please.

>>57334121
>Back in the 90's I had a very famous tv show

>>57334059
based
ok now i'm starting to get a little happy that bobros are re-appearing on /smg/ but not in huge numbers.
if there are just a few of us it's good. if there are a lot it's bad. right now, mumoids definitely outnumber us.

BUDDY
YOU COULDVE DONE IT A LONG TIME AGO

>>57333983
>>57333995
no-Nvidia detected. its up over 1% still. im making money every day off it.

>>57334112
>0.26%
What a cope.

>>57334121
Golden eye was pretty sweet, we used to play 4 player power weapons with license to kill on and run around killing each other with one shot rcp-90s

>>57334098
Just been reading a lot of insider accounts at what's going on at those companies. To be clear: I don't think the companies themselves will collapse into bankruptcy or anything... but the stock prices could fall hard. I'm thinking there could be some big events or news to make investors realize that the P/E ratios for them is way too out-of-whack. I am not seeing or hearing the same kinds of issues for MSFT and AAPL though, at least at this time.

SAVE bros...

>>57334149
>its up over 1%
Because of euros you fucking retard. You still have the chance to leave them holding the bag.
>>57334153
Amazon will survive. Nvidia will survive. AMD will survive. Google will survive. Intel might survive. The rest of the big corpos will probably die out, especially the ones laden with massive debt and barely profitable business during a bull market.

Expect a lot of chaff seperated from the wheat, and the wheat to be beaten and anally raped, dripping with bear cum from every orifice after we're done.

>>57334114
based bagging dumping his smelly bags all over the markets

Elon threatens to sink TSLA, stock drops. Investors aren't suing him????

>>57334161
WE TOLD YOUUUUUUUUU PEOPLE NOT TO GET INVOLVED IN THAT

just let me win once

My shorts are down and my longs are up. Feels good to not be a mentally ill baggie.

We still have 1.5% to go down before I consider this shit fucking market going the correct direction outside of its delusional fucking moonrocket.

>>57334161
Quintessential /biz/ post

EY EY EY LOOK WHOS BACK

>>57334152
I had one of those cringe group of friend who insisted on only playing Loicense to Kill and only with Slappers and nothing else
Might be why I don't have much fond memories of that game

>>57334181
You could have sold and won.

>>57334080
i got this jacket brand new at Savers for $30 bucks.

When the fed lowers the interest rate, i'm gonna get an auto loan to buy cyber truck

>>57334152
for me it was remote mines and wiring and running around wiring the entire Complex level for detonation except for me cozy secret spot. it was fun to see the other 3 players die instantly no matter where they were

Zeno's paradox:
How many times can a stock drop 50% after buying the dip?

>>57334181
youve probably won a lot of times and just didnt take profits and got fucked

>>57334151
I find when most people say they are shorting here it means puts not sell to open shares. So sure it's a cope but guaranteed put premium sellers are the ones making money here. Maybe a -1.12% gap down these kids can gloat. But not today bobo.

buyin spy calls my insticts tells me to buy puts ive been wrong thus far so can't go tips up

>>57334204
I would assume infinitely, as in an asymptote, but in practice that shit would get delisted.

ummmm SAVE falling knife catching chads??? did we get too cocky???

>>57334211
I'm actually full in on short certs and I'm making money every day as long as they don't get knocked out.
It's not ideal for the market to go up or stay at the same price, but as long as it doesn't go up, I make money.

>>57334226
just do a 2/1 split every time it drops 50%, infinite money glitch

On another note, we have been only 0.08 points away from the yields uninverting.

The gap grew, but that's mostly due to 2Y jumping. They can't jump forever.

Is there any reason not to buy calls over holding the stock if you know for a fact it will go up by the expiry date?

>>57334237
Now that's 300 IQ.

>>57334190
ayyy lmaoooo look at him go

>>57334243
>for a fact
If God told you it will go up and you can get some sucker to give you cheaper calls, no.

But realistically you will lose all your money, then the stock will go up.

>>57333905
can't stand you fucking mumus. this the big one. the concept of stock markets will be forgotten by wednesday. sell.

>>57334190
>MFW

Finally, a nice bearish move shorted 30 cents from the top

>>57334204
infinite assuming /smg/ exists

>>57334243
>if you know for a fact

>>57334211
I sell deep ITM calls so I effectively am short the stock except I'm not required to borrow shares which can sometimes have insane borrow rates, and I also hedge with a far OTM call in the extremely unlikely event that something stupid happens and it does a 10x
Anyone claiming to be short while holding puts is just stupid. You say you hold puts then. You're not short anything.

I bought TLT at $94. im -1% loss. Do I baghold? if you zoom out this seemed like a good entry point. Tf do I do if this shit keeps getting lower.

>SOXL

>>57334098
I've been holding GOOG for a long time, and I feel the same way, although I find it difficult to articulate exactly why. Mainly I just think they don't have a clear direction or overall strategy and they haven't had one for some time now. They tried and failed to make a Facebook competitor; they tried and failed to launch a video game console, they bought Nest and got into home security along with all their home automation stuff, but they've been dropping support and discontinuing almost all of their security shit aside from cameras, doorbells and a lock, and it may be a matter of time before all that goes by the wayside. I'm sure I'm forgetting a few of their other blunders. Meanwhile they survive on ads, and they've had to resort to making your CPU sweat to bog down your PC if you use an adblocker while you're on Youtube.
tl;dr I don't think Google really knows what the fuck they're doing

Xomsisters, why are we dumping so hard?

>>57334260
I was actually right it would retard pump in euro market, but I was wrong about it dumping beforehand. I was also wrong about it dumping before US market open. If I listened to my bad prediction and coped I would have probably lost a lot of money.

>>57334253
It will go up, I just know it!

>>57334268
All equity merger.

>>57333861
PSA stay away from doctors and their magic pills

BUDDY
LOOK AT APPLE COMPUTER

what is everyones thoughts on pypl earnings?

Sorry bros, today will end up being green, neither will tomorrow.

>>57334281
Nobody uses paypal anymore.

How comes the last thread moved at 1 mile an hour yet this one is half way there already?

Seems sus.

>>57334262
>You're not short anything
you are short deltas and thats all that counts right? technically if you sell puts you are short... but you still have a long market position

>>57334127
Hahahahahahaha oh FUCK the bears are unironically talking about bond yields AGAIN hahahahahahahahahahaha

>>57334274
oh yeah that'd do it wouldn't it

>>57334281
token not needed

>>57334285
Meant to say 'will not'. The fuck.

>>57334277
I'm doing a 'First In Human' phase I FDA trial that involves a spinal tap. Will pay $20k for a month and I'm going to go all-in on SAVE with margin.

>>57334285
>>57334303
THATS WHAT HAPPENS
THATS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU POST WITH YOUR ASSSSSSSS

Russia NO!

>>57334291
Funny how bears can't seem to shut the fuck up, isn't it?

>>57334303
Too late!

>>57334295
My man you are clearly being held back here, just take a MASSIVE loan and put it all into stocks right now. They're going higher, are they not?

I'm serious, if that's what you think, you should do it. There's no way you'll lose all your money and go into a massive debt if you're right.

>>57334203
remote mines were great, after we got board with the floating mines glitch, we actually got really good at throwing them at each other and blowing them up mid air, timer mines were just horse shit though.

>>57334306
Stop.

>>57334290
it's why I don't post my actual positions here, because all the retards see "CALL" and think I'm holding calls and fail to see the negative symbol

UVXY MOONING
THE END IS HERE

>>57334285
>>57334303
>>57334306
>I’m bitin' the fart bubbles in the bath

God Kate Rooney could get it over and over and over again

>SAVE

>>57334324
im just here to shitpost when i dont have a position on

>>57334318
Nah I'll just keep DCAing into SOXL and UPRO like I have for the last two years. I was up 180% at the end of last year, wbu?

>>57334267
The overall company feels like it has no direction yes.

BUT. big but is that they have the most data of all the big tech giants. Which means they have the best chance of developing the most powerful AI.

On top of all of this - You know how companies are scrambling to buy Nvidia GPUs? Google forsaw this and already has its own silicone designs being used. Their AI servers use their own chip designs so they may have an edge there as well.

If you eat up all of this AI stuff, then Google is actually your best bet to profit off of it.

>>57333795
well it appears we are x2. humana bros. are we rollin'?

>>57334318
Why should he stop there? After buying those stocks with his loan, he should then use those stocks as collateral to take out another massive loan and do it again. Can't lose right?

>>57334344
>I was up in middle of a retarded bull market due to bubble assets
You should take the biggest loan they'll allow you and 180% it. Easy, right?

>>57334344
>up 180%
>from $1
congrats on the $1.80 bro

Thoughts on MELI? Doesn't look like it's stopping any time soon

>>57334344
>I was up 180% at the end of last year, wbu?
>Confusing a bull market with brains.
Anon... I.

>>57334336
she qt

>>57334390
>tfw no cute financial reporter gf to bully your pathetic holdings

>>57334385
Mumus think they're hot shit when Fed is backing them and they have retard training wheels of circuit breakers in case the market does a bad stinky.

What the fuck are bears supposed to say if market would suddenly +50% overnight? Nothing. Bears would have no fucking recourse. Then it would do another 50% and mumus would be ecstatic instead of terrified.

>>57334384
Already 2x my investment, holding until May for long term cap gain tax

>>57334413
Nice. I was thinking it might be worth holding for longer depending on how the argentinian economy goes with their new president

THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uiHd8j_guvs

>>57334171
>Because of euros you fucking retard.
euros have been closed for hours now dude. americans want nvidia.

>>57334161
they're going to appeal, r-right?

>>57334451
SAVE is appealing to bears, yes

>>57334264
TLT is a long duration bet.
If you think rates will go back down, then TLT will go back up.
If rates go higher, it will keep going down.
If a 1% dip scares you, you should not be taking duration risk.
If this doesn't make sense to you, read more before investing in bonds.

>>57334451
Yeah
Appeal to God in hope that he saves their asses LMAO gottem

>>57334181

when is oil gonna leave this crab range

>>57334161
>>57334179
>>57334186
>>57334451
WHY ARENT THEY HALTING TRADING?!?!?! PPT WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!

>>57334451
they're just lowering their stock price so that another company buys them for cheap

Is now the time to buy SAVE?

>SAVE
>Doesn't save your principal

cash gang... how much longer?

>SAVE
> % Held by Institutions 67.60%
UH OH

>>57334433
>americans want nvidia.
Apparently not with this price action you dumb nigger monkey.

>>57334499
Hold on. Just how long have you guys been sitting on the sidelines on your cash?

>>57334489
might as well buy scandinavian airlines

>>57334499

Im losing so much money wtf

>>57334518
you are the only one fren.

IM UP 6 FUCKING DOLLARS LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>57334513
2 years now I think

POOP SCRIMSHAW. DRIED OUT FECES, CARVE INTO IT. FANCY SHIT. WICCAN INCANTATIONS. THE MARKET IS THE POOP, YOUR DIRECTIONAL BETS THE CHISEL. POOP SCRIMSHAW FUTURES, TAKE DELIVERY OF MY SHIT. POOPIE DICK SYNDROME NIGGA, BUT INTRICATE EXPENSIVE SHIT LIKE MERC BENZ. ROLLIES.

>>57333656
Holy fuck lmao
That brought some nice chuckling

>>57334535
You were in like CDs, bonds, HYSA, etc. right?

Bye bye buy pressure

STOP THE COUNT

>SAVE

>>57334553
>CDs, bonds, HYSA

>>57334499
We're exactly 140 days away from my first DCA entry into QQQ

>>57334518
You're not holding shorts? LOL

>>57334548
You've gotta dry out the shit and then gild it in 24k gold for added effect.

>>57334561

>>57334505
they are going to save it

>>57334112
Are you still green, mumu?

Why wouldn't you have already exited your SAVE position?

>>57334588
I never had a SAVE position.

>>57334576
No I'm kidding, the highest HYSA in my EU shithole had like 4% interest p.a., I just wanted to post a confused anime girl

THATS WAHT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GET THAT EXUBERANCE
EXUBERANCE CAN MAKE UP THE DIFFERENCE IN ONEEE DAYYYYY

ITS FUCKING HAPPENING FOLKS!!!!! THE MARKET IS RATIONALIZING!!!!! WE ARE SAVED!!!!! THERE IS GOING TO BE A FUTURE AFTER ALL!!!!

>>57334588
realizing an unrealized loss is cuck behavior

>>57333680
Wages are low because the focus is on boomer retirement accounts rather than the wages of entry and mid level workers who mostly eat shit.

The average entry level engineer makes 70k, the average entry level engineer 40 years ago made 140k adjusted for inflation. Rent compared to the median income of 36000 would be about 6000 dollars, housing would be 12000 because houses used to be more expensive than renting but people began cucking rentcucks to death (boomers). Rent now costs abotu 15000 a year median. A 70000 a year engineer is getting 49000 after taxes and lives in a higher cost area and thus pays about 20000 in rent so he has 29000 left over and will spend at least 10,000 on food and basic amenities like car payments to not live like a poorfaggot. That least 19000 to put into savings or retirement for him because it's not all disposable income. Girlfriend doesn't even come into the picture. A boomer mogs any zoomer to death financially.

Wages are fucked and it's not because people are spending half as much as boomers did 40 years ago.

>>57334570

>>57334601
You were kidding about the 2 years, too, right?

>>57333706
>boa
>chink
>jeet
>america

wages are low because jews own 90% of all housing in the world and rents keep going up 100% per year while wages go up .01% per year and the average bank savings account pays .001% interest

Be cautious chasing. Limit greed to runners, capture profit, etc, etc. but further downside is possible. Be a responsible tarder everyone.

>>57334610
There is no "we", baggot.
There is you, and there is us.

one more step down.

i guess its gonna be a powerhour after that

>>57334630
every time the market pushes to a new daily low the jewish fed injects more money into the market
its so obvious at this point its ridiculous

fuck me, should have woke up 4 hours ago

>>57334630
That line at 471 is the only thing that can save mumus' ass and that is just for the time being.

>>57334630
I just follow big Tony's advice

>>57334642
> wokeposting
eat shit libtard

silly moomoos

>>57334485
Who's the buyer?
If JBLU is too anticompetitive then who's small enough and well capitalized enough to bid for it?
Most likely they are just going to get forced to do a restructuring and equity holders will get diluted or zeroed.

Anyone know any molten salt reactor companies that are publically listed? Thorium suppliers ANYTHING about this shit I need to throw all my money at it

>>57334658
Waste of money, it's not happening.

>>57334642
Stay woke.

>>57334667
Nuclear is not the answer either. What then is?

>>57334680
Nuclear until we get fusion.
Thorium is just not happening.

>>57334640
Is it money or is it such an exorbitant amount of fds that the ship tilts the other way ? I bet it’s not money, somehow, someway. Then again they are just counterfeit receipts.

BTI bros, are you adding today?

Ok now Im starting to regret investing in China

>>57334405

Bears can't buy stocks, man. I think those are just guys.

>>57334624

>>57334692
>>57334680
Arcane crystals?

Bobo I was kidding earlier you can relax now I didn't mean it

>>57334748
Meth isn't on NYSE yet. Wait a few years.

ASML
ASML
ASML

I'nm putting buy order at $200 fuck it.

>>57334727
Always.
>>57334732
Bottom signal

Allah! And just like that, smart Americans left the dumbfuck eurogroids and brown beaners holding the stinky ass generational bags!

>>57334758
Why would you buy those? Haven't you seen all the people bitching that they're unable to work in the cold, and with the people on the left trying to make the planet even colder they're only going to have even more problems in the future?

>>57334706
the fed can just do whatever they want with no oversight
remember yellen said we can print plenty of money to fund several more wars
at this point money no longer has value to them its all about how much can they print out of nothing and get away with before the jenga tower falls over

I am currently down 69$

>>57334776
>at this point money no longer has value to them its all about how much can they print out of nothing and get away with before the jenga tower falls over
This. And the only fragile ass pin holding it from exploding is wagies and their credit being payable with their shit McJobs.

>>57334584
yes, still too scared to enter the market bobo?

>>57334758
>Buying rust

>>57334727
we need to relegalize smoking

>>57334790
>0.1%
*Knockknock knock knock knock* *rattle rattle* *KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK THUD THUD THUD THUD THUD*

>>57334758
>gigachud factory closed down
bullish

>>57334790
What about now?

>>57334755
I was referencing World of Warcraft :(
Arcane crystal + Thorium Bar = Arcanite Bar

>>57334813
Well, gravity put an apple on Newton's head, but I'm sure society isn't putting meth into everyone's pipes. Good move once we can trade it.

next
>>57334822
>>57334822
>>57334822

>>57334776
>>57334788
Perhaps sol will kill electronic banking soon with something unprecedented. Checked 88s.

Is there any way to infer the money being printed aside from the obvious metrics (m1-m4)? Where do these post october 2023 fd orders come from ? Fed directly ? Some new jeet startup bankster ? Did Someone received a handout for the commisions on what must be huge swathes of contracts daily/hoursly/etc? Wonder if they could rob M2, use those funds and buy shit fds with it. Affecting the market and expiring worthless somehow with there fedcoin garbage or equivalent.

>>57333778
>Like can anybody tell me what the fuck is going on I don't even understand anything anymore?
she's a glowie and was spreading a new virus to kill them all

Uvxy said not today bobos