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ID COLOR DETERMINES DIRECTION OF MARKET TODAY

Cool it with the anti-Semitic remarks.

EXTREMELY J**ISH MARKET ACTIVITY DETECTED

>>57332522
check dubs

>>57332524
No.

Markets, more like MarKEKS amirite
lmao smoked em

>>57332534
WHY DO THESE THINGS NEVER WORK FOR ME ON A COMPUTER SCREEN
THE OLD SCHOOL BOOKS STILL WORK BUT THIS SHIT NEVER DOES

>>57332534
shitty magic eye

You will not survive the breadlines by buying the top.

>BTU
BEAUTIFUL
CLEAN
COAL

im a futures trader

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

What the fuck was that?!

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

Ding Ding Ding Ding
>Ding Ding Ding Ding
Ding Ding Ding Ding
>Ding Ding Ding Ding

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!

BANG BANG BANG

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

Hmm my March 1 165 AMD calls already hit their strike, do I hold for earnings?

RED lets gooo

>>57332562
JING DONG DONG DONG!

>it's pumping
first time in weeks that my folio pumps on US market open

SOXL sistas how we feelin this fine morning?

China can implode the US econonmy at will if it wants to. USA all hedged in NVDA at this point kek. They didnt think that one through, the jews of course.

INSALLAH THE YIELD IS PUMPING

>>57332548
NOTICE HOW THE ANIMALS DONT EVEN FIGHT WITH EACH OTHER
THE WINNERS WIN AND THE LOSERS TAKE THE L LIKE MEN

>>57332560
>.02

Enjoy your fake pump. Its closing red.

please give me 1 more pump so i can get out for the love of god

>>57332575
nevermind it's dumping now

BUDDY

-2.17% already
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

I LOST 50% of MY ACCOUNT

schizo market, dump it

>Verification not required.

>>57332591
GIVE ME ONE MORE PUMP AND FUCK MARKETS YOU CAN HAVE THEM BACK
-DR DRE

>>57332547
Only millennials will get this.

>>57332607
You only lose if you sell.

BABAbros...you said it was the bottom....

>>57332540
hah gottem

>>57332621
I bought the jingdong falling knife...

>>57332596
lmao

SLURPING XOM

>>57332612
I have a lot of taiwan semi con docutor

spotify $205 ok sure i'll take more money why now

>>57332621
>BABA
this shit has created generational bag holders within the last 3 years and you wanted to be included

my guys are we catching the falling SAVE knife or not

>>57332534
kek. good one.

>>57332645
>this shit has created generational bag holders within the last 3 years
Yeah and those bagholders sold at a loss this is an accumulation zone before the next cycle.

i feel it is finally time to start slurping some SBUX

>>57332658
and if china RE market crashes?

WARNING
WARNING
WEIMARIFICATION AT 95%

>>57332638
BUDDY
LOOK AT TAIWANN SEMI CON DUCKTOR

what the fuck is happening to health insurance stocks, bros. Is it time to slurp some UnitedHealth Group

>>57332636
I bought OXY

baggie status?

Looking at intraday calls probably just otm on a bounce around 473.3x. Not sure which structure we're using yet. May chop around for a bit before they flood in with derivatives to calliope to wherever they want us.

Ahem... ARMCHADS WHERE YOU AT??

NEW ATH IN 10...9...

I've got a semi for Taiwan rn

jesus christ nintendo can't stop winning. i think it will surpass its 5 year high by summer. lot of hype for switch 2

>>57332666
Check if RE is an abbreviation for real estate then it already crashed and will be probably soft for some time. The USA housing market was down until 2011 but the stock market bottomed in Jan 2009, around 2 years before the real estate market.

yesterday the anon in smg said to us taiwan semi will moon. he was right again

kek@AMD

>>57332692
really hope they are cooking something good. Hope my nintendo stocks can pay my future nintendo console

>>57332697
Yea, I bought some SOXL because of that. Thank you, anon, you made me $3k

>>57332693
they have been kicking this evergrande issue down the road its gonna eventually collapse

>>57332686
but if we fail that we're hitting 470.9xish at least.

just slurped jingdong, what am I in for?

>>57332678
BASED

SOMETHING TALMUDIC IS BREWING IN MARKETS...PROCEED WITH CAUTION...

>>57332711
>its gonna eventually collapse
Anon look at the evergrande share price it has already collapsed.

>>57332576
I am up $23000 on feb 2nd $31.50 calls

Yesterday i was up only $800 at close

>soxl 9%
holy fucking balls

>>57332706
back to the basics so it should be good. SWITCH 2. honest to god if they would have called the wii u a simple name such as WII 2 it would have sold triple.
also the divvy is on par with an index fund so a nice little kickback doesn't hurt.

>>57332688
>Ahem... ARMCHADS WHERE YOU AT??
AHHHHHHHHH

humana bros.... i am switching to obamacare

anons you didn't just buy and hold? it is literally that easy.

red candles coming in soon. Prepare for impact. This will get ugly

>>57332693
>muh USA housing market
it's like you don't even know why the U.S. market crashed and what a CDO is and what happened in china. BUT OF COURSE YOU NEED TO TALK ABOUT YOUR IRRATIONAL FEAR LOUDER THAN ANYONE ELSE YOU MASSIVE RETARD

>>57332728
you just said it yourself the stocks bottomed out before the real ramifications a few years later

>>57332754
JUST TWO MORE WEEKS UNTIL THE REAL RED CANDLES RIGHT???

We are the BAKA holders and we will not sell!

>NVDA shorters
lmao
>market cap 1.415T
real shit

I would like to thank jim cramer. Yesterday he said AI tech was overdone. I only bought calls because everything he says the opposite is true

>>57332775
Ooga'd his last booga. Dayum shame.

>>57332663
why

>>57332788
They actually stopped him and now he has to keep playing basketball

EVEN CRAMER DOESNT KNOW WHAT TO THINK

>>57332757
>it's like you don't even know why the U.S. market crashed and what a CDO is and what happened in china.
They were both bubbles created by irrational credit expansion you fucking ape.

>>57332797
Good fucking Lord I don't think I've ever seen Silver look more Nosferatu than that. Terrifying.

>>57332797
Please stop with the niggerball and jew owner of niggerball pics please. They are off topic.

>>57332758
Obviously not the bankrupt real estate sector stocks...

>>57332813
Christ, imagine having her sit on your as you have her nipple in your mouth, sucking it, with your hands on her ass as she releases noxious farts while sliding slowly up and down on your shaft

AMD is still going up wtf

>>57332789

>>57332804
after a couple of threads talking about
>muh US housing market china
it could be a coincidence
but a year straight almost every day the same topic over and over again you just know it's always the same mentally ill retard. Like the pic that you attach and that you have posted 10 times already. I fucking hope you fucking die you miserable faggot

ready for a crab day?

Longing the fuck out of Diageo for the upcoming depression

>>57332807
He looks like he's was terrorizing injuns in the night centuries before the US colonies were even founded

>>57332813
BUDDY

wtf seems like i really have to invest in AMD soon

>>57332845
I got my Old Bay and remoulade right here.

>>57332836
Interesting
>>57332813
Are we allowed to talk about how Tommy DeVito is more or less a NEET?

where's the china shill lmao

I want to talk about a passive income strat.. Is it worth it to accumulate shares of dividend stocks over the years to generate passive income without worrying about managing that money? Are there really that many downsides to parking money in a vehicle that will pay out month after money?

>>57332852
BUDDY!!!!

>>57332850
Is this a Blood Meridian joke?

>>57332859
well you need a massive amount of money to get a decent dividend revenue

OFFICIAL BIZ THEME

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aG5C32aATKc

>>57332842
Good.

>>57332813

Holy midbutterface

>keep warning retards the whole day I'm at work that this can't go on for fucking forever and that the data is trash
>they keep buying as if Fed just announced that inflation is 2% and they're throwing a party with hookers and coke, everyone is invited
I tried to warn you. CPI will be revised even hotter.

>>57332859
If you are trading on a big boy platform like Fidelity where you get paid interest on your cash, it can actually be advantageous to not take the dividend reinvestment if the stock yield is less than 4ish%. Make your money work for you

Remember when I shilled ARM on here 2 months ago?

Imagine not buying AMD when it was at 70. This will be you in a few years when ARM hits 200

>>57332876
JEPI, SVOL

>>57332871
Yeah 2/10 would not bang. Just like picrel.

I'm scared the crash will occur before I get my tax return. I want to 100% it on SPY puts but im afraid ill be too late.

>>57332874
Sorry, buddy, we gaan.

>>57332861
I was going more for millenia old vampire, but I see your point

>>57332881
Imagine what her head would look like on a stick

>CHYNA

>>57332859
No dividends are not and never will be a good idea you fucking retard. If you can afford to live off dividends, you have so much money you don't need dividends.

>>57332886
>Vampire that leaves Europe in the 16th century to go fuck with various injun groups across the wild of North America and becomes a varying legend
I would probably read that desu senpai. No Twilight shit though.

>>57332889
imagine having her on all fours before you, spreading her ass cheeks far apart, gaping her and being invited to thrust your entire tongue deep into her insides

>>57332868
Glad you get it. I mean I'm sorry you bought BABA at 300 but just stfu about it already. We get it china is gonna collapse any second and chinks are bad and all that. Just let it go or.. buy.

>>57332881
This is completely different. And it is not because she's blonde. Her face appears to look way better.

>>57332889
Imagine what you'd look like dead with your own cock sticking out of your mouth.

>>57332889
What would she be doing to my stick in this scenario? Either way I like how you think.

Your thoughts on when the yield curve finally uninverts and they cut rates so smart money floods from stocks into bonds to catch the capital gains from the rate cuts and we see a massive stock crash? Its gotta happen eventually.

The rate cut causes the stock crash fyi. You rate cut mumus have it backwards.

>CHINA

you have no idea how short I am

>>57332907
>We get it china is gonna collapse any second
Top kek.

>>57332905
im gonna im gonna im gonna COOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM

>>57332919
LOWER, I WANT A NEW PHONE

>AI AI AI AI AI AI

Shits gonna bust the whole market when hype dies and reality sets in.

>CHYNA

>>57332939
twould actually be funny if the next big market crash was due to an AI bubble

>jobs data
>housing data
you didnt actually think we were going to cut rates did you goy?

Sooooo is TMF fucked or is this still the time to be accumulating??

>>57332939
Hype dies slowly, but gains quickly. That's the beauty of it.

>Muh dotcom
Not the same thing

>>57332944
They have to either cut rates or boost liquidity. Either t bill rate comes down or spreads get depressed. Doesn’t actually matter which one they pick

I will not give in to the gay thoughts

>UNITED STATES

>>57332944
They are 100% going to cut rates this year, and by the looks of all the bear cope we're going to see some tears lol

I should sell my commercial building REIT’s shouldn’t I

>>57332861
>>57332886
>Judge Holden was actually a vampire

kino

>>57332970
Yes, the bubble deflation if only beginning

cmon i need line go down. triple whammy incoming i hope

I don't get why not perpetuate clown world fake economics at this point, nature will take care of inflation a severe enough cold snap or a CME.

>>57332949
Acoomulate tmf.

Once rate cuts hit it will have absolutely fucking nuts capital gains. All the stock market big money will be pouring into bonds and will poomp the fuck out of tmf.

One tmf will get you a blowie from a suburban housewife and her questionably aged daughter

>>57332949
>>57332992
The daughter

>>57332992
>Acoomulate tmf
>He thinks there will be rate cuts in march.
>He doesn't know the debt bubble is the largest of them all.

>>57332919
>>57332940
ok at this point I think we might need a china stonks containment thread where you can talk all about the chinese economy (boring). Let's call it small penis general

>>57332924
5'7?

>>57332955
kek, cope. your assets will depreciate in price

>>57333012
Keep holding those AAPL share see what happens.

>>57332992
Bro you have literally never once made a successful prediction lmao too much porn has rotted your brain.

>I'M HECKIN' SLURPIN THE DIPPERINO!
Said the retard providing exit liquidity for the banks saying outrageous shit like "5200 this year!" while they're also switching to bonds.

It's one or the other, buddy.

>>57333006
The debt bubble is why they will cut rates.

The government literally will die without cheaper debt at this point. I mean it will run out of gibs money and medicare and niggers will literally kill and eat the politicians for taking they food and killing they mom who had diabetus.

Rate cuts will happen and when they do the yield curve will uninvert, big money will flee stocks to absorb low risk bond capital gains, and the stock market will crash.

Youll be better off finding a country tradwife like picrel who can help you grow the food and raise a family.

>>57333004
oink oink

>>57332992
whomst

>>57333019
The porn addict retards in premarket were annoying the shit out of me.

>>57333021
this, the crash is coming, but these NPCs will never learn. S&P to get halved before the end of summer

>>57333024
>The debt bubble is why they will cut rates.
USD will hyperinflate in that case.

Fed is literally fucked. There's nothing they can do. They can either throw the underclasses under the bus and crash the market with rate hikes, or "save" the underclasses by lowering rates to keep "the economy" going.
SPX to 10k by 2025.

>>57333024
They will kill the bond market to keep stocks propped up sorry to say the government will just print money to finance itself and steam through inflation from pension funds emerging countries and goys that hold bonds. The rich people own stocks and property

>>57333019
>PAST PERFORMANCE
>FUTURE RESULTS

Trust me bro. When they cut rates, big money will move from stocks to bonds. Thats when it happens. It's when it always happens.

If intellect consisted of supermodels, your intellect would be the 2nd in this webm.

>>57333032
And then I shall slurp

>>57333021
It's actually called a hedge. Banks; all businesses in general, should hedge their product. The idea is though you may lose money on the hedge, the hedge will keep your business afloat while times are bad. i.e.
>grow corn
>not sure if weather is gonna be bad this year
>buy hedge against corn that would leave you with smaller profit margins when you sell your corn 5 months down the line
>if weaher is bad, then you still have finances to stay alive with your hedge, even though you can't sell all the corn.

>>57333043
>big money will move from stocks to bond
They already are.

I will give you permamumu fucking retards one last warning: there is a reason why Fed was so afraid of banks suddenly running out of money. Do you know ANYBODY without a debt in your vicinity? 100% clean debit account? No mortgage? No loans? Nothing?

Think about it.

>>57333036
It wont hyperinflate until after rate cuts are done. Once we settle around 1 to 2% interest rates, thats when you will see hyperinflation. In the mean time it will be pain for equities and real estate and the economy in general

>There's a potential stock market kill screen coming up if you want to come watch

>>57333043
The ruling class doesn't hold bonds it's the average person through pension funds or savings or what now. So sit down and ponder who is the FED going to fuck over the middle class or the ruling class... They will murder bond holders in the long run. Between here and there you're buying deadcat bounces.

>>57333026
I agree that too much porn is a time waster and mind scrambler. Easy to pozz a nigga after a nut.

>>57333049
>It's actually called a hedge.
Except equities are the hedge along with gold this time around you dumb plebbitor nigger.

>>57333059
>Do you know ANYBODY without a debt in your vicinity? 100% clean debit account? No mortgage? No loans? Nothing?

>>57333038
The rich people will cause the crash by switching to bonds. They will escape the bonds once rate cuts are no longer likely to continue and then you will see your market insane pumps and real estate quadruple once more.

>>57333065
The ruling class is the banks and they hold bonds

>>57332836
How can I learn to be like you?

>>57333068
future contracts are the hedge you financially illiterate cuckhold. and p.s. Silver. not gold

>>57333059
>Do you know ANYBODY without a debt in your vicinity? 100% clean debit account? No mortgage? No loans? Nothing?
Yeah, me. Us euros are generally debt averse tho. We only take debt if buying a house or a car (but only when you're a poor for the latter)

>>57332857
With these trades I usually swing, ITM and 30 dte, give the stop loss some room to handle the ((diverse)) market conditions. Like all other fds, don't use money that you need.

>>57333071
Unfortunately you and your $1000 portfolio doesn't matter in the end. I am debt-free as well, can't say the same for my parents or my extended family.

you guys think roblox will wind up being the next fartnight? I could see apple buying roblox and integrating it into their AR glasses and making it some big platform for all kinds of shit. It would be a good way for apple to shit on tim and if anything gov't would help apple since it would take profit from china.

>>57333071
debt free checking in

>>57333088
Fuck off to your stack threads you literal gorilla nigger. Silver is dead money.

>>57333079
Yeah buddy you are so fucking ignorant. The ruling class will switch from profitable stocks with strong balance sheets to fucking bonds that are somehow going to get payed back by a $100T indebted government, that has a larger budget deficit by the year and also if the market crashes their tax revenues will literally plummet.
TL:DR Rich people won't switch from good stocks to bonds that cannot be payed back.

>>57333059
I have no debt. All liabilities have been paid upfront through the year. No credit; ever. Straight Will, and self determination. Never caved to peer pressure once.

>>57333105
>he doesn’t know

>>57333071
Me

>>57333104
Have fun with that.
>buy cannabis

the market is going to crash because I finally fomo'd into MSFT/NVDA/AMD. ffs why are they pumping every single day? i bet they're going to dump now because i've put my entire networth into them

>>57333082
Banking sector will consolidate even more. The big will eat the small that's why they'll kill bonds. Everyone needs that the big banks the ruling class and the government. I'm sorry you cannot comprehend the ponzi that is fractional reserve banking.

>>57333105
to be young, dumb, and full of cooooom

>>57333121
Just all-inn'd on SOXS
See you in the breadline buddy

>>57333108
Ok so you’re one of the few people on the planet that uses 100% all the time. To bad every business has something called PAYABLES.

>>57333121
>ty for your sacrifice

>>57333125
I’m sorry you don’t understand that it isn’t even fractional anymore

>>57333121
honestly, why shouldn't NVIDIA, TSMC and AMD be #1-3, the future is AI and semiconductors clearly. MAG3

J**ISH MARKET INDICATORS BREAKING THE UPPER TALMUDIC BAND...EXPECT TRICKERY...

>>57333121
Just submit to our new AI overlords and DCA into SOXX or SOXQ every week.

>>57333105
What's more likely, that you will eat the bugz and work 3 jobs to pay that debt, or that the Fed will rescue you?

>>57333140
It is always fractional look at a financial statement of a bank there's always cash on the balance sheet.

Just woke up
I'm making money?

Alright, AI is going to save us all and bring in a new era of never-ending prosperity and riches for everyone lmao, bigget fucking bubble in history. This is not sustainable and it will tank leaving the biggest, most odorous slang of bagholders the world has ever seen. Gonna go coom and then look at my cash account.

>>57333126
>MUH ENERGY ERA
>Tesla cancelling production
Lmao fucking retard shut the fuck up.

>>57333097
You're off by 2 orders of magnitude...

>>57333158
how about a second mortgage for investing in AI?
it's going up forever

>>57333152
How is inflating peoples savings and pension good for the average person... How is prices rising faster than their income good for them.

>>57333158
THE J**S HAVE MADE MANY PEOPLE THINK LIKE YOU, BY DESIGN, OVER THE LAST COUPLE YEARS
NOW THE MARKET WILL GO HIGHER AND YOULL EITHER FIGHT IT AND LOSE MONEY OR REFUSE TO PLAY AND LOSE MONEY TO INFLATION
EITHER WAY, YOU LOSE AND THEY WIN

>>57333176
money in MM, lose nothing
money at the top of AI bubble, lose everything

>>57333170
1$ ?

>>57333163
you would be a faggot to not have a answer. To live in ignorance; must be nice being too dumb to realize how to get out of your current 'situation' and yet you are but just smart enough to know how fucked you are. I got an award for you. pic related.
>stay off your phone and pay attention to your teacher ya zoom zoom

>>57333191
lmao gottem. That actually made me laugh.

>>57333187
What will you do if this bubble continues for a decade?

Some stupid jew once said "Markets can remain irrational longer than you can remain solvent" and he may be right.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wrsZog8qXg

Stop pushing the market up you fucking nigger faggots.
Everything is terrible.

>>57333242
too bad chudcel
you will never buy the dip

>>57333208
what will you do tomorrow if your entire account is annihilated

McDonalds?

pre and post market is the most jewish thing i ever heard of

SOXL chads are winning today

>>57333218

>>57333242
The rug pull isn’t coming till at least Feb. 1

>>57333176
I snickered when I saw letrollface. Wife asked who I was laughing at then had to explain what 4chan is, who an anon is, etc.

>>57333242
Just wait 2 more weeks, unironically.

>>57333249
mcdonalds is 15bucks for a double quarter meal. you gotta take yourself to the quick-E-mart

>>57333242

>>57333218
>VCR
lmao this nigga still watching VHS tapes

>strongest macroeconomic backdrop in history
>strongest US economy in history
>retail sales rapidly accelerating
>everyone employed
>everyone getting wealthier
>inflation is low
>financial conditions perpetually easing
>MMFs giving out free money everyday
>adults in charge in the white house
>Trump going to prison
>GDP growing double digits
>government spending juicing the economy
>AI rapidly changing the world
>everyone still insanely bearish
>everyone still expecting a recession
>stocks still grossly undervalued
This is why we're going up. S&P 9000 EOY

>>57333242

Honestly at this point im just tired of not being able to do ANYTHING because when I do the exact inverse will happen.

>>57333279
Have you tried the Costanza method of doing the exact opposite of what you think you should do?

>>57333270
This is the top signal

>>57333270
Based Bezos the bull.
>it's over 9000

>>57333287
They know my true intention. It would never work. I think my best shot is delegating my cash account to a single mother nigger and then let her play around with it.

>>57333288
This is the bottom signal. EVERYONE is bearish, and that's why the pain trade is up

>>57333294
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Just go after other dudes gals. Every goal has a goalie and most of them want to cheat just for the thrill of it. I assure you. Just go to the store, find a gal with her man, when he walks away; immediately shop where she is shopping and ask if she is an expert at "blah blah blah" because you need help and she looks smart enough to know what she is looking at. LEarn to spit game. Do not give some single mother your money to go on dates with the baby daddy with. Cause that is what she will fucking do.

Mumu why do you buy the dip mumu. It won't save you. from what is to come.

>>57333249
Nope. I have an emergency fund as everyone should but it's limited to 1 year of my expenses. The rest has to be invested.

>>57333307
I'm up too ya dingus. I only invest in cannabis firms

>>57333250
I will buy the dip when SPY is at $360

Nice

Some of y'all are unwilling to accept spx will never go under 4k again, and it shows.

>>57333265
Aldi or bust.

>>57333340
imagine the smell of their shared bathroom

>>57333255
IMAGINE WHEN EPSTEIN PUT HIS DICK IN HER ASS MAKING HER MAKE NASTY FART SOUNDS ON HIS DICK

stock market kill screen coming up

How are anons so confused about why the market always crashes once rate cuts start again?

It's not retail (read: you, you mumutards) who pull out at rate cuts. So who is it? And why is it always such a major pullout that the market tanks?

It's big money. And where does big money stick that big money dong? They splooge it all over the big DD bond titties, as bonds are safe and free capital gains on a safe asset is literally free money.

Tmf chads are going to see a 10 banger over the next 3 years.

>immediately profit by moving a bad position that recovered temporarily into a position that got "bad" news and took a temporary dip this morning

>>57333373
>Tmf chads are going to see a 10 banger over the next 3 years.

>>57333340
Commercial and civilian Internet was a mistake

/smg/ being as euphoric as it has been over the past few months is the best top signal i need

>>57333373
>Tmf chads are going to see a 10 banger over the next 3 years.
My portfolio is 50% SPXL and 50% TMV. See you at S&P 9000 and the 30Y at 11%. Why would anyone buy a government bond yielding 4% when GDP will be growing double digits this year?

>>57333340
Disgusting feral std ridden demonically possessed albino roaches

OOOOOOOO IM GREENING

>>57333225
I do business with some of those companies (lose money on IBKR)

>>57333391
Please do the needful sirs and load up on SOXS. Bet you don't have the balls.

>>57333333

>>57333391
>/smg/
>euphoric
we haven't been in the same /smg/

>>57333391
>/smg/ being as euphoric
Most posters here are permadoomers. Most investors are still bearish. Pain trade is up, bobo

>>57333402
i'm shorting nvideo
>>57333415
or you haven't been paying attention. every time i come in here i see the same chucklefuck mumoids screaming to everyone to buy nvideo and basically get long on the shitpiss.

>>57333404
kek, this is the top
15 -> 17 bucks nvidia plays
doesn't get more euphoric than this

>>57333426
>Most posters here are permadoomers
it's the opposite, faggot

>>57333394
Because the existing bonds will see large capital gains because they have a higher rate than the bonds that will be sold in the future.

So, all big money has to do is switch from stocks to bonds once they are sure rate cuts are coming.

Once they have the bonds and rates get cut, they get large, risk free, capital gains, and get paid interest on them to boot.

Then, right when retail finally starts selling their equities out of despair, the big money can rotate back into stocks at a 50% discount.

This is literally what happens every time. I hope youre satisfied with the answer to your question.

>>57333404
Well deserved

>>57333340

Look at Fastenal computer

>>57333431
Just a warning but you are too early on Nvidia.

>>57333441
i NEED to sniff some tits

>>57333441

>>57333441
>I hope youre satisfied with the answer to your question.
I didn't ask a question
>Because the existing bonds will see large capital gains because they have a higher rate than the bonds that will be sold in the future.
Let's review the facts:
-existing bonds yield 4%
-the economy is booming and the GDP is growing double digits
-future bonds will reflect this growth and yield double digits
-existing bonds will be worthless
>right when retail finally starts selling their equities out of despair
Retail has been bearish for two years, they haven't even started to buy yet. People will start to believe once S&P crosses 6000

>>57333453
nah this is basically the perfect time to short the bubble stock. the insiders have already started dumping big positions.
https://twitter.com/Barchart/status/1747840856566944055

This whole board
>pic related

>V shaped recovery

this market is gay

INSTEAD OF BUYING CALLS OR PUTS YOU CAN FIGHT BACK AGAINST THE J**S BY BUYING ATM STRANGLES

Question:
Is it a good idea to sell your red stocks when the loss is offset by the green ones before they dip lower?

We just need to cool off before the next rally, bros.

>>57333491
>yes

>>57333499
>t looser

Level up, faggot. I made 20k on 0dte calls today. It’s so easy.

>>57333503
>Is it a good idea to sell your red stocks
Yes retard unless halving your money is your goal.

>>57333391
In this moment, I am euphoric.

>>57333493
damn loved starfox back in the day.

>>57333476
Lemme know when their owned shares goes under 800k

>>57333503
You sell red stocks if you think they wont make a profit and you have better use for the money

>>57333340
I fucking hate women so much its unreal

>>57333519
>I made 20k on 0dte calls today. It’s so easy.

C'mon Brappers.

I'm shorting the NiggerVideos corporation.
>1.5Trillion Market Cap
Like wtf is this shit? I mean that's 100 times larger than Fox Corp.

>even bubble darlings are struggling to crab
You are so fucked if you didn't cash out.

>>57333519
what gambling platform?

Is it green waterfall time yet?

>>57332864
im twerking to this rn

Let the deluded euphoric NPCs have their fun today. We all know who'll be laughing in a couple of weeks when the stock market inevitably falls +30%

>>57333519
You will lose 40k tomorrow and you will still feel smug like a fucking moron.

>>57333548
There are no US stocks currently in a bubble. If you're talking about NVDA it's up 2.6% today and won't be fairly valued until it reaches $2000

I'm still #TeamCrab.

>>57333519
YOU DO REALIZE WE CAN LOOK AT THE OPTIONS CHAIN RIGHT
YOU ARE LYING UNLESS YOU WERE BETTING WITH WELL OVER 20K
WHY DO PEOPLE COME ON HERE AND RAGE LIE? YOURE JUST MAD BECAUSE YOU DIDNT MAKE ANY MONEY TODAY

>>57333565
NVDA and AMD are both good companies but their prices right now are fucking ridiculous. It'll take fucking YEARS for them to get into the value they are at right now.

>>57333561
>We all know who'll be laughing in a couple of weeks when the stock market inevitably falls +30%
Bottom signal. Pain trade is up. Everyone bearish = more short covering to fuel the next leg higher

WHY IS AMD DROPPING

>>57333576
>PE Ratio: 1319.58

>>57333576
TALMUDIC INDICATORS REACHED EXTREME

>>57333580
what the fucc is wrong with you kekk

>>57333572
>their prices right now are fucking ridiculous
There is unlimited demand for AI chips. How do you value companies that have unlimited demand for their products? As many AI chips that can produced will be bought. The only thing that matters is production capacity, which is rapidly expanding thanks to AI. In a few years investors will look back on 2024 and wonder why NVDA's price was being suppressed so low

>>57333527
>loved starfox
>not donkey kong
NGMI (to the kill screen)

>>57333586
>There is unlimited demand for AI chips
>In a few years investors will look back on 2024 and wonder why NVDA's price was being suppressed so low

>>57333585
THIS IS A PUBLIC SERVICE ALERT SYSTEM DESIGNED TO HELP YOU NAVIGATE A VERY J**ISH TIME IN MARKETS

>>57333580
why did you censor your name?

>>57333576
>why is this overvalued ticker dropping
Because people like you flooded the stock market in 2021.

See you at 3200s.
>There is unlimited demand for AI chips
No there isn't you lying faggot it's literally a bubble.

>be me, make $26k on soxl calls this morning

>sell and buy $30.50 puts

>lose $2200 and rage

I shouldnt be this angry about the whole thing but i am

Think im just gonna gonplay left 4 dead 2 the rest of the day

My 401k sell order goes through today at close so I dont mind this little fake buimp at all.

>>57333598
BECAUSE -THEY- RUN THIS WEBSITE AS WELL

I sold my puts.
I'm done being a Bobo.
Clown market will continue.

>>57333604
day will end red.
And tomorrow will be unlike anything you've ever seen before

>>57333529
you retarded nigger he sold 1/4 of his entire fucking holdings in the past 12 months

>>57333610
HERES AN IDEA
HAVE BEARISH POSITIONS BUT JUST BUY INSURANCE IN THE FORM OF 0DTE CALLS EVERY DAY AS THE COST OF DOING BUSINESS...YOU CANT LOSE...EXCEPT ON DAYS WHERE THE MARKET GOES SIDEWAYS...LIKE TODAY...

>>57333614
Allow me to present a counter argument:
Day will end green. And tomorrow will be greener than anything you've ever seen before

why are you all surprise we continue booming? you have billions of dollars that forcefully get thrown into the market via retirement accounts every fuckin day.

>>57333614
Nah, its gonna pump into close to lure more retards in. It wont end red, but it wont end much in green either.

>>57333586
>There is unlimited demand
you bought the top didn't you?

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>>57333639
>>57333639
>>57333639

>>57333620
Amazon alexa bot looking fresh

>>57333529
Nobody will have to because you will be asking "wtf y nvidia dump????????" while they laugh their ass off as their accountant files form 4..

BZZT...BZZT...J**ISH MARKET MOMENTUM DETECTED...EXPECT J**ISH CONDITIONS TO PERSIST UNTIL END OF DAY...BZZT...

>>57333578
KEK

>>57333592
I would play diddy kong racing, that is the extent of the donkey kong games though. We had starfox, mario 64, golden eye, glover, diddy kong racing, snowboard kids, starwars and pokemon snap.