/biz/ - Business & Finance

post full pic nigga

>>57325539
Gynecologist

That's a child you sick fuck.

>>57325551
It takes too long. Give me something that can put me to work and fuck in like 1 or 2 years

>>57325539
that is someone's son

>>57325596
Tattoo artist?

>>57325572
He's someone's child too

>>57325614
He's also someone's son

>>57325572
seek help groomer

>>57325617
How long does it take to learn and start doing it?
I'm good at drawing. What about the money needed to start? The ink, the neddles, etc... Google it for me

>>57325539
Who is this man

>>57325675
Who cares, cumbrian, masturbation and porn will fuck your life up

>>57325539
Thats a cute boy

I myself lf prefer the QT trad trans types

>>57325539
>>57325596
Wellness guru with a hippie bent.

>>57325746
Now give me a real answer
Something that I can learn that will make meet women and its easy to learn

>>57325539
That's a biological male.

>>57325596
Massage therapist, chiropractor, or tennis instructor. The classic optioms.

>>57325778
You have saved too many coomer bait jpegs. You are hopeless

>>57325539
>married women
uhhhh care to elaborate on this

>>57325720
If masturbation was this bad for you we wouldn't have made it out of the trees, all our evolutionary cousins + men of all cultures have been blasting rope on the regular sidhypnce the dawn of time

>>57325648
I am supposed to care for someone else's wellbeing, when my needs aren't met.

Curious.

>>57325539
Just rent a prostitute you weirdo.

Fuck, why do the spergs on this board make sex seem so difficult?

>>57325539
photography and fashion. Founder of acronym techwear admits he studied fashion just for that and is married to a 10/10 model despite being an asian chinlet. Art girls are all whores too, so it's easy. They have high open-ness and will be turned on by the age gap.

Or just go to community colleges and bang insecure broke zoomers. There's threads on it here if you search.

>>57325830
Source? Porn added a new layer to the problem, and the state of the current world is proof of the damage done

>>57325846
It's literally impossible for some males. It's not even a looks or a confidence issue. Guys have well above average looks and social game but just can't lay for whatever reason. Some kind of "x" factor that women pick up on.

Anyway, totally agreed on prostitutes. Cheaper, better, sexier.

>>57325892

>Sexual repression GOOD

You have no idea how weird men can get when there are no outlets available to them.

>>57325905
When there are no outlets men build pyramids and invent stuff.

>>57325778
It was a real answer. If you have a modicum of charisma and enough IQ to read the latest junk science its brutally easy to impress women. I do it every day but not for money. I could show you my phone with messages from random women I talked to one some party or gathering asking me about something health I mentioned. Now that I think about it maybe I should start charging money.

>>57325778
Stop being such a nigger

What about porn? Lets say I pay some bitch 200 dollars and make a good amateur movie, xavier thicc style, how much could I make? Is there money in amateur porn without a tons of videos? Can I make the 200 back to reinvest?

>>57325539
I’d say massage therapist but you’ll probably end up jacking more
Men off than fucking any sex deprived women,but then again you’d probably like that since you’re a faggot

>>57325539
You're begging like a slug which means its too late to impress along the artistic route. Your only hope is something that brings in raw cash or whoring yourself on sex sites.

For people with charisma, anything that takes advantage of women's beauty and need for validation works. Drawing, photography, etc easily gets you an opening and into pants if you don't come off desperate.

>>57325929
I may aswell start to rap, nigga...
Give me something more solid, more attainable.
Btw I'm tall and extremely attractive with charisma and great teeth, and I got swag. Put me in a room with a woman for 15 mins a day a few days a week and I'm gonna fuck her by week 2, thats why I ask

>>57325539
It's retardedly easy to fuck women in 2024, the trick is to have unrealistically high standards and only fuck the women you think deserve you. I myself am saving all my sexual energy for an entrepeneur/musician/wealthy woman who will remain unnamed.

>>57325893
Guy probably has shit tier social skills just above autism levels. Fumbles dialogue when they do get a chance to flirt and then blames XYZ rather than fact part of picking up women is getting a lot of no while learning.

>>57326006
yes. you will stay a virgin. we get it.

>>57325539
Handyman, women love people who can solve their problems.
Husbands are usually burned out by the wife, due to constant nagging, so you can come in there fresh start wrecking havoc and dip before anything serious happens.

>>57325990
>I'm tall and extremely attractive with charisma and great teeth, and I got swag
Start an instagram then. With the wellness bullshit you'll start taking clients within 6 months. I'm seriously telling you this. You don't need a license to be a personal trainer btw.

>>57326024
>>57326023
>>57326006
Please stay on topic and give ideas for ways to get money and fuck women at the same time

>>57325990
Have you tried offering women you meet boiled eggs?

>>57325990
So why not work in a restaurant or a starbucks? Female customers and employees constantly move in and out.

>>57325846
americans get sent to jail if they hire an escort but can buy weapons next to grocery shop

>>57326024
>You will stay a virgin
implying i'm a virgin, holy fuck kys

>>57325990
you sound like an overly confident sales guy already. Have you already pursued Sales? I recommend insurance sales. There's lots of women and it could pay a lot if you achieve high numbers. The downside is it would be only commission and you would have to take a side gig if your confidence is all a delusion.

>>57326060
Pimping. The scenario you describe essentially means you charm them or beat them, rape them, and charge for your services.

>>57326060
Fine retard, how much money do you need? Get a job as a waiter or bartender and you can get laid easily. I had women flirting with me as a customer service rep at a bookstore for christs sake.

>>57325892
ahhh, now this is the placebo-schizo content I come here for
>quite literally l-eddit

>>57325539
You are doing it wrong. You are so obsessed about getting laid thats all you think.

You should thunk only your self, getting better in every possible way. Forget women.

When you reach right level women are something you atract auromaticly, but first you must learn to ignore them completely.

Point is they sense how desperate you are.

>>57326145
>bartender
Will do this, fuck it

>>57325846
it's fkn insanely difficult if you are not a normie. hookers do not count

>>57325539
I pray to every god man has ever conceived so that this thing has a dick

>>57326448
Trannies dont look like that. Everyone can easily tell between a tranny and a real woman, specially in person.
Trannys dont pass. Period. They sexual deviants and mentally ill people that need a reality check. They are also abuse victims and low self esteem incels. Trannys makes me sick

>>57326060

You strike me as mixed race or a spic.

>>57325539
Can someone plain what is happening here? Is she looking for her clothes because she lost them?

>>57326298
Quit drinking by age 30 if you want to live to see 60.

>>57325614
This. You are posting pictures of someones college aged son.

>>57326559
>>57326448
>>57325797

>>57325778
I can see his balls

>>57325539
Roofing, general contracting.

>>57325539
Man if you ain’t had enough pussy by 27, you’ll never have it. When I was your age, I was having sex all the fucking time, and I was broke back then, so it ain’t about the money. You’re probably just an ugly fag who has no game

>>57325596
Strong 30yo single mom vibes.

>>57326023
>just be an extrovert with elite political/celebrity tier tact and charisma who can talk up a storm and entertain and diffuse any awkward situation and you can laid

seriously just please stop

>>57327076
Whoever posted this is such a loser. None of that means shit, actually I had the most sex when I was young and broke and a nobody. After making it there was simply not enough time to start dating random women

>>57327092
This is why ugly tech nerds never get good tight ass hot pussy, because not even their billions mean shit when it comes to getting it good lol

>>57327012
>We all live the same childhoods
Fuck off normie

>>57325778
With ur skillset i think the best way is to learn how to suck dicks. Then just suck one milion dick 1$ each. U might get Lucky and also suck trans dick so u technically will fuck women
Gl

Read The Rationale Male

>>57327211
Kekekekkkkk

Thread is over, I will become a bartender, make me some money and fuck me some bitches for a few years then I'll blow my brains out Thank you anons

what a sexy lady

>>57327335
Based

>>57325596
Restaurant or call center

>>57325847
Please link a thread

>>57325551
enjoy having to see and smell their bacterial vaginosis, abundant vaginal blood loss, cervical cancer and stds all day long

>>57325539
Have gay sex

>>57327335
Work in Asia retard. Teach English, smash gash

>>57325539
Home service, something pricey

>>57325539
>before I kill myself at 40.

I'm curious, how do you plan to do that?

>>57325539
Bjj/Mma

Massage therapist

sauce NOWWWWW!

>>57325572
>>57325648
>>57325630
SHE IS OVER 18 BUT UNDER 25 YOU SICK GROOMER FUCKS

>>57325720
POST THE SAUCE BEFORE THE GAY JANNIES COME

>>57327076
Anon I'm just joe blow with average job and looks. Still get laid by not staring at their feet/tits and have a hobby that encourages engagement.

I can see you needing 7 figures to excuse your anime pillows and racecar bed.

>>57325847
>Or just go to community colleges and bang insecure broke zoomers. There's threads on it here if you search.
Link?

>>57325539
is that jenna ortega

this is a (you) farming thread

>>57325539
I have never seen this irl

>>57327552
Sounds good to me!

>>57325846
The lack of good, non-BPD, low body count women is so rare in the West nowadays that you might as well just rent an escort for an hour or two a month. That's what I do, but I warn you even if you find an escort you like and connect with, it's still a poor imitation of a real relationship with a woman you mutually love. The problem is finding one of those women who isn't a complete slut that you can build a family with and keeping her interested in you as the System incentivizes her to be a hypergamous disloyal whore, so why try at all? It's all very demoralizing and I've been trying to work on myself and stop banging whores but it is indeed difficult.

>>57325847
>Or just go to community colleges and bang insecure broke zoomers. There's threads on it here if you search.

Link sir?

Massage therapist.

My body does this and on an almost daily basis women try to have him fuck them or finger them or eat them out.

>>57329726
this is one of the things that has got me considering marrying my current gf. we've been together for about 2 years now and she's remarkably chill, doesn't use social media, likes vidya, gives me my alone time, no real drama. The only "problem" is that she's like a 7 or so cause shes a little chubby, but from what I've been reading online I feel like the personality match and not being a complete dumpster fire of a kuhween is way more important than not being a 9/10 qt.

Idk, I still want to go out and have one night stands with those hot 9s and 10s though even though I've dated those kind of women before and they're boring as shit. our fucking male brains are retarded sometimes.

>>57330047
just get your gf to workout. problem solved

>>57325539
I am 34 and I will never experience this POV

>>57325539
Life doesn't even start until you're 40. Why would you kill yourself then?

>>57327335
That's one hell of a waist on this man.

>>57330055
yeah she likes doing a few workout classes so we're easing into it, but one of my admitted worries is that she gains weight back when shes pregnant and just cannot lose it from then on

>>57325539
disgusting tanned skin on the whore

>>57325847
>They have high open-ness and will be turned on by the age gap.
Thermal nuclear blackpill, honestly wouldn't tell anyone about this, it's a cheat code. If you're in your late 20s, early 30s, in great shape and look young for your age. Broke zoomer girls will ride you like fucking freaks.

>>57330156
good but
>pregnant and just cannot lose it from then on
is bullshit. you can always lose weight

>ITT: I’m gonna COOOOOM
The state of neckbeards

>>57330047
I am being completely, emphatically serious when I tell you that you should marry her. Banging extremely gorgeous women way out of your league is ephemerally exciting in the moment, but the emotional emptiness afterwards just makes you long for a true partner and not just a living Fleshlight. Finding a woman you actively enjoy the company of being around when your penis isn't in one of her holes AND who is loyal to you is exceedingly rare in this day and age. It sounds like you've found one. Personality and loyalty are honestly better than mind-blowing sex with 10/10 Aphrodite looks. Besides, better sex can be taught with the right communication. Loyalty and her having your back is intrinsic to her personality and cannot be taught.

>>57330195
True, Zoomer men have such low-T that being even slightly confident as an older man will net you young Gen Z poon pretty easily. They aren't good for much else besides sex though.

>>57330047
I was in your situation and I eventually dumped my chill 7/10 gf for a 9/10 gf. The hotter she is the more problems she’ll cause you. I regret making this upgrade, the chill and interesting gf 7/10 is so much more value than a hot 9/10. Don’t make the mistake I did anon. It didn’t last with 9/10

>>57325572
That is NOT a child

Ive been on this website for like 30 minutes and every single fucking thread devolves into retarded nonsense

>>57325778
Salsa dancing. I used to be very insecure before I went to the gym and started dancing. I couldn't take a break at times because every woman wanted to dance with me. Was a good time

>>57331123
That's what you get for clicking on a coomerbait thread.

>>57327335
Just go teach English in Japan or get a slavic mail order bride.
Hell, become an ultra left or right wing propagandist on twitter and shill for Iran and
Russia. You don't have yo buy into their shit, just post it and get paid through their shady as fuck means. Log every transaction and sell it to feds, become a national hero.

>>57330047
DON'T LEAVE HER ANON IVE BEEN THERE

Just start taking hot yoga or Zumba classes

>>57325572
Kek

Get into the fashion industry nigga. I was in clothing for ages. You can work as a buyer for some firm that brings stuff into clothing departments and you meet lots of fashion bitches. Srsly nigga you could slay it.

>>57330047
The 7/10 are usually the best partners. Cute enough to love but not too hot as to cause you issues. Hot girls know they are hot and demand a lot, get a lot of attention from random guys and if she gets big headed enough… she’ll cheat. Just enjoy your 7/10. Take her to the gym with you. That’s the best way to do it. Just marry her and be happy with what you have

what does brown pussy taste like?

>>57332143
Why don't you touch grass and find out? Faggot incel

>>57325596
standard spiritual hoe. standard procedures are as followed, pump and dump.

>>57325596
Yoga instructor.

>>57325539
>What can I study or learn that will put me alone in a room with married women
Don't fuck with another man's wife, anon.

>>57325539
Plumbing

>>57325539
go work at a bar, you will meet alot of girl coworkers age 21-28 who put out, and gain the social skill necessary to bag them

Become a Chiropractic. Literally. You will be alone in parlors with MILFs, cougars and young women alike, massaging and twisting their bones back into place. And it pays alright. You just need to be somewhat attractive and build a bit of muscle at least so you don't start mouth breathing after 5 mins of doing it. Alternatively get relatively rich from crypto by copytrading and chatting with wisefags at Beoble and whenever else and make it so you can have plenty of girls that go with you for your money and nothing else.

>>57332143
Enchiladas

>>57332143
Dip spit

>>57325539
These feral animals only go for bad behavior and virtue signaling. That means you have to be some tatted up faux alpha retard that thinks he knows everything (basically just lie all the time and talk really loudly like an Anglo). Do these simple 3 things and you will be swimming in bucci. Or just have a bbc.

>>57325539
is that jenna ortega

How attractive do you have to be for dating to be worth it? I went on some looks rating sites and apparently, I'm a 5.5/10 with 5 being average. And that's with working out, eating right, grooming etc. Seems like it's not even worth it bros

>>57330047

no hymen no diamond no exceptions

>>57333940
it's never about the looks, it's about personality. most retards can't speak properly to women, so even if they're handsome only the worst kind of roasties will date them because they are retarded like them.

just be fucking normal and don't stutter or put women on a pedestal

>>57333969
I agree personality makes a difference, but it's not more important than looks

>>57332803
has anyone got a beoble invite code?

>>57334007
I’m 60lbs overweight and fucking three women right now. I married one, one is one of my previous ex’s and the last one has had a crush on me for a decade now. All three saw what I looked like in my 20s where I was hitting 9.2-9.4 on Hot or Not and are convinced somewhere deep in this Walrus body that guy remains and so wait around for something that won’t happen. They put up with my autism, my /pol/ racism and my generally neuroses.
Women are delusional as fuck about looks.

>>57325830
You overestimate how often our ancestors were turned on without the internet blasting porn in their face on a daily basis. You've probably seen more naked women than your entire bloodline combined. Also they actually had sex. Since I got married and 100% quit porn/jerking off it's clear to me that my hormone levels have stabilized.

>>57325596
wouldn't stick my dick in that

>>57325673
Oddly enough, it is really fucking important for a tattoo artist to be able to spell correctly.

how tf is this coombait still on the catalog

>>57334432
post pics of these chicks. Every guy says he's slaying but it's always fat roasties. It's easy to get chicks if you have low standards. The issue with most of us is we're average genetics and have high standards. Getting rich is the most realistic way to cope unless we just settle for a chick in the same league (average roastie with a nice personality)

>>57334976
how the fuck is there still not a source?

>>57335045
why the fuck would you want one? what the fuck is wrong with you?

>>57334980
The most realistic way to get girls out of your league is by looking in foreign countries

>>57335063
are you gay?

>>57336179
You're actually correct and that's been my plan. Although it's got to be poorer countries like Poland or Russia assuming you'd want someone white

>>57325830
>we wouldn't have made it out of the trees
People still believe this shit?

>>57325720
>abstain from orgasm guys, it's literally the worst shit imaginable
>DO NOT have sex!!!
uuuhhhhhhh

>>57326171
That's bullshit. I was never desperate, I was always cursed by God to repel women. God gave me sexual dysfunction with a micropenis.

>>57325720

Fuck this shit, we can't all be Chad or Black. Some of us have bad genes or got screwed over by our Boomer parents with poison food, microplastics, and vaccines before we ever had a chance.

I could actually get fat pussy when I was younger and that got old real fast. At almost forty, I am single, surviving, and doubling down on the most intense orgasms known to man delivered by porn in ultra lifelike high definition.

I sunk almost $20k last year into a custom goon cave. I gladly pay for HD exclusive shit from extremely nasty bitches. I walk into my gooncave butt ass naked for twenty hours per week and let my worries melt away in hours of edging, grunting, and exploding to porn so real it feels like it's heroin being pumped into my brain through my eyes.

Fuck these guys who obsess over what other men do with their dicks. Yeah, their heart is in the right place but the modern world is too fucked for their politically driven program. There is no universal fix.

500 years ago the guys who were deformed or just too ugly and autistic would be monks, but we killed religion. So the next best thing is switching off the insanity for a while, distressing, and building comfy spaces where we can coom our heads off and get a little peace from the neverending Black Mirror horror of this simulation.

>>57338065
TL;DR

cope and seethe

>>57326506
I've seen some brazilian and thai trannies that would legitimately fool me, but idk if they're actual trannies or just crossdressers that don't pump themselves with hormones.

why is this board obsessed with sex
sex doesn't matter

>>57338065
Please post a picture of the gooncave sir

>>57338065
>Chad or Black
>capitalizing the black
hello jew

>>57325990
didn't really read the thread besides skimming through this post. whatever you're bitching about it's because you're a nigger

>>57325550
This

I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU FAGS HAVE NOT POSTED ANY SAUCE YET??????????


WTFFFFF I WANT TO COOM TO HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>57332143
Fragrant and slightly salty. Enjoyable to eat because it's is always gushing eagerly when a white man is near.
White (virgin, light haired, pink nipples) pussy is sweet like watered down honey

>155 replies no sauce
the worst thread i've seen on /biz/ in years

>>57339401
it's literally a brazillian man

>>57325539
Be that dude who brings beer to highschool parties but just make sure that the girls you talk to are legal. Never break more than one law at a time

>>57325539
GIVE SAUCE SHE LOOKS FUCKABLE

>>57341472
Is that a latina girl? Or what do you call that?

I like that dark straight hair

>>57341811
yes anon, they are even better in person

>>57325539
>>57325893
it's ALWAYS social skills. LEARN GAME. GET A FUCKING HAIRCUT, go out and grow. rejections only hurt for the first times. you will get more success on the way.