/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>57324113
the planes fly themselves its just a feel good we wuz pilots campaign

>>57324147
Although I chose an attention-grabbing image, the real issue is air-traffic control teams which are suffering from the same, ahem, systemic issues.

>>57324113
>DIS BE... YO MOTHAFUCKIN CAPTAIN SPEETIN'
>(blunt smoke billows out the jet turbine exhaust)

>>57324155

More faceless too. When planes start running into each other and logistics begin to suffer we won't be given the culprits.

>>57324113
*smacks lips*
ayy wassup passengers, y'all be flyin' wit hood airlines today, mhm! We is da best motherfuckin' airline in dis bitch fr. I is your pilot, Shaniqua. Ma copilot is the baddest bitch in town, ong. Sit yo ass down now, we is about to start flyin' now. yo befo I forget, we is about to blast our mixtape the entire flight, shits fire dawg. Now where the hell is dat start button at?

>>57324147
>the planes fly themselves
Until they don't. You're suffering from the same problem the DEI offices of these airlines are suffering from. "The planes fly themselves these days, let's get a lot of brown and female pilots up there!"

This only works while the plane is flying itself. Look up how many emergency landings happen each year.
>Airport records show 133 emergency landings in 2016 and then 170 emergency landings in 2017. That's roughly one every other day
Do you trust your black female pilots to make an emergency landing? Do you trust them to do it every other day? This is just emergency landings, some other issues can arise in flight that a competent pilot can correct before an emergency landing becomes necessary. You think your black female pilot can perform that kind of damage control?

Not a risk I'm willing to take.

>>57324113
never flew on an airplane and I never will.

>tfw I have to fly 8 times this year, with the first one being next week with american airlines then delta the week after

>>57324424
Based. Me too.

>>57324147
The planes have flown themselves since the late 60s.

The problem is they still had a massive number of crashes back then mostly due to phenomena we didn't understand or many flavors of pilot error.

To prevent this globally airlines have learned that they need stringent training standards and the ability to share information on pilots to prevent people with bad habits from slipping through the cracks.

The problem is we are currently loosening that standard, people who previously would have been rejected are being placed in the seat.

Unfortunately aviation regulations tend to be written in blood.

>>57324113
have there been any crashes recently where black women were the pilots? Or are you gonna tell me to wait two more weeks?

>>57324526

Yep. This won't reverse until people start dying.

>>57324113
>>57324593
They can't accept that flying is inherently an affront to God regardless of which race is taking you up in that tin can. FUBU Air is no less safe than any other airline.

>>57324113
>Y’all be going on vacation?
https://youtu.be/RljdyXeft04?si=anqBIJKaQploCMtC

Should we long Pfizer? Or is this the final act?

I always fly indigo because their cabin crew wear skirt and stockings but I'll try flying akasa and vistara now

AYO MUHFUCKAS WE BE FLYIN DIS BITCH UP IN DA MUTHAFUCKIN AIR. HOLLA AT YA NIGGA SHANEQUA SHE BE YALLS PILOT N SHEEIIT. WE FINNA TAKE OFF DIS MUHFUCKIN RUNWAY AND GET YALLS TO YAH MUTHAFUCKIN DESTINATION

>>57324255
I'm not one to defend DEI but 170 emergency landings in a year is a very small fraction of total flights and not all are necessarily mechanically related. Could be passengers etc. Also DEI pilots *for now* are another small fraction so the odds of them being at the helm for a true emergency are very slim.
>>57324526
I don't disagree they should be held to very high standards but its obviously hard to sell people on that lifestyle so what do you do? Why would any competent young pilot want to fly commercial vs. private?

>>57324446
my condolences

>>57324113
Here's first class on Nigger Airlines.

>>57324147
AYO WITE BOI. Why is it saying "TERRAIN TERRAIN PULL UP PULL UP" and sheeeit?

>>57324113
please tell me this is from a porn shoot

>>57324904

AYO CRAKKAS TIS CAPTN GANBANGR SPEKIN WE GOTS LOTS A BANGS N SHIT GOIN ON ERE FIX YO STRAPON N SHIT MUFUGGA NIX BUD SHEEEET

>>57324113
one on the right is a man

>>57325052

both are nignogs

>AYO WHO WHATS TO SEE THIS THANG DO A FLIP?!

>>57324871
please tell me where i can see her nipples

>>57325204

any panecake or waffle house

>>57324843
>Why would any competent young pilot want to fly commercial vs. private?
More money generally, more prestige and room for advancement and the option to fly short or long haul. Also you aren't at the beck and call of your passengers because there's a wall of bureaucracy between you and the passengers.
So no Nancy screeching at you because she saw you touch the thrust lever for start of decent.

Private pilots unless they are a part of a very very small handful chauffeuring billionaires are pretty low tier. You'll find much better pilots flying any widebody aircraft outside of asia.