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This fake bear market don't work for me brother!

Listen you know I'm the hulkster baby! You know I love this brother!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQIO3pBFfXI

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>> No.57310909

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Live CNBC stream:
https://www.newslive.com/business/cnbc-live-free.html

>Brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market dictonary:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

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>> No.57310912
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I was bearish in the last smg and I am also bearish in this smg. No amount of jewish trickery may convince me otherwise

>> No.57310917
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Bonjour

>> No.57310921
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also, this is how peak-euphoria bulls make smgs
>>57310890
>>57310909

take the hint

>> No.57310924
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>DXY UP
>YIELDS UP
>BAD DATA
>-0.65% ON OPEN -> 0% WITHIN AN HOUR

This is hilariously manipulated, I've never seen anything like it. PPT is working overtime, probably for political reasons.

>> No.57310926
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wtf i just woke up what's going on

>> No.57310932

>>57310912
all my hope is in sour hour. t. went short at open

>> No.57310933

IF SHE BREATHES, SHE'S A THOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

>> No.57310936

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1746917457313353942

>> No.57310943

>>57310924
>BAD DATA
Such us what, retard? The PPI data was great.

>> No.57310944

>>57310912
I colgate was colgate bearish colgate in colgate the colgate last colgate smg colgate and colgate I colgate am colgate also colgate bearish colgate in colgate this colgate smg. Colgate no colgate amount colgate of colgate jewish colgate trickery colgate may colgate convince colgate me colgate otherwise.

>> No.57310949

I'm 100% cash right now

>> No.57310951
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>>57310921
>>57310912
Every bear's got a plan.

>> No.57310956

Hmm, my tmf longs are getting hit as my ITM calls.. my other trades are doing well. Are they worth holding onto in the short term?

>> No.57310959

>>57310936
at least the richest person in the world is saying it out loud.

>> No.57310965
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>>57310944
holy shit, colgate just flew over my house

>> No.57310968

TBT bros im feelin super comfy

>> No.57310969

STOCKS TO INFINITY
REVERSE REPO TO INFINITY
CURRENCY TO ZERO
COMPLETE GLOBAL WEIMARIFICATION

>> No.57310975

>>57310944
more like colGAY amirite lmao smoked em

>> No.57310977
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57310977

>PHUN
Running with Trump's win. How long will the pump last. Probably just the day.

>> No.57310979

Today I will remind everyone that Joe Biden created more jobs in 4 years than any administration in history, and that Bidenomics is working.

>> No.57310982
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>>57310880
Have you looked at VIX Computer lately?

>>57310908
>>57310924
seems like China has spooked investors back into the US.

>>57310898
>I like how the semi are mooning, but they left the chinks in the dirt even though they manufacture most of them.
Tell um to stop buying from NVDA then.

>Chinese military entities, public universities and research institutes over the past year have bought Nvidia (NASDAQ:NVDA) semiconductors that the U.S. banned from exporting to China, Reuters reported citing tender documents.
>Chips that were purchased include Nvidia's (NVDA) A100, H100, A800 and H800 chips, whose exports to China were banned by the U.S.

>Amidst the tightening U.S. export restrictions, Nvidia (NASDAQ:NVDA) reportedly plans to begin mass production of an artificial intelligence chip it designed for China in the second quarter of 2024.
>Citing people familiar with the matter, Reuters reported that initial production volume of the H20 chip will be limited, with the company looking at primarily fulfilling orders for major customers.
>Originally scheduled for launch last November, H20 is the most powerful of the three China-focused chips Nvidia (NVDA) developed to comply with U.S. export restrictions. The chipmaker is yet to announce the sale of any of the three chips.

>> No.57310985

TRUMP WILL WIN
DTCC is CORRUPT (Cede & Co)

>> No.57310987

>>57310943
>The PPI data was great.
Kill yourself, bitch. PPI is a meme. CPI was shit. Empire was the worst shit ever.

>> No.57310990
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whats up bobo?

>> No.57311001

Threw 300 bucks at Phun because I saw an anon talking about it. Up 100 bucks. Thanks anon.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcOxhH8N3Bo
come back mumu

>> No.57311008

>>57310975
gottem aaah

>> No.57311010

>>57310987
NY is one of 50 states, hasn't been a leader in industry in 50 years or more, and most of the 500 is offshoring some massive % of production and sales.

>> No.57311013
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>>57311001
Did the same, up 37%. Plan on getting out near EOD if not sooner.

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>US up China down
>US down China down
We're just not allowed to coom China bros...

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>>57310987
>redditor who thinks line should go down for no reason
Oh. Consider roping. Thanks for your donation to my new PC.

>> No.57311016

My chippies got me stiffy uh

>> No.57311019

>>57311005
>windows
NGMI

>> No.57311020

>>57310987
>CPI was shit
0.1% MoM is a statistical rounding error

>> No.57311029

i just bought more nvidia and uranium im gonna make an AI nuke

>> No.57311037

Anons, should I sell my Boeing puts? Or do you think it will drop more?

>> No.57311039
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57311039

F.......is PHUN going to $1 today?

>> No.57311040

I just dipped a toe (30 barrels) into Oil at $71.80.

>> No.57311045

>>57311010
>>57310987
>NYC is full of useless welfare roaches from the 3rd world
>Last "industry" was Eastman Kodak in Upstate NY
IMAGINE MY SHOCK!

>> No.57311046
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>>57311037
green is green fren

>> No.57311049

how can NVDA pump every single day like this

>> No.57311059

im selling naked calls on TMF retards think the fed is gonna pivot

>> No.57311063

>>57311049
heeming bobos

>> No.57311073
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Bloody hell my monthly DCA into tech is gonna be expensive. Not just tech. Pretty much everything is at ATH. But does it matter? The market is always at a ATH so just keep buying.
MSFT pisses me off though. Should have bought way more. What an unstoppable beast

>> No.57311084

>>57311046
>green is green fren
Can you answer normally kek? Shits still dropping and I'm printing money, but I'm kinda scared of le ebin government bailout

>> No.57311083

shit i sold too early, ah well green is green

>> No.57311085
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57311085

>yields parabolically rising
>DXY pumping
>macro economic data crashing
>stocks surging
The new paradigm!

>> No.57311093

>>57311039
https://youtu.be/7OcldMG932o?si=y6aZ4gDdCkmBxp20

CANT STOP WINNING

>> No.57311094
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>>57311085
>The new paradigm!
This cannot end well...

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>>57311085
>more leverage
>more graphics cards
>more artificial intelligence
>more optimism

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CPB
NVDA
CCJ
TBT

diversify yo bonds my nigga

>> No.57311106

>>57311085
>macro economic data crashing
Like what retard?

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>>57311015
>thinks line should go down for no reason
>no reason
There are plenty of reasons you little nigger zoomer. Just so happens that clueless mumus in threads lucked out on PPT decided on holding the line at 0% instead of letting it drop for the past 4 days because Biden need to look good ahead of the election.
Come what may, you faggots will get slaughtered when it's over and the political incentive is gone.

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Bobros tf happened? i spaced out for 1hour and my gains got already cut by 50% . Fuck off

>> No.57311112

>>57311084
i just took a 10% profit on some spy puts but had i waited 1 extra minute and timed it better it would be like a 40% profit. But green is green right? if you are green and accept your gain then who cares if it keeps going down, always another play to be had

>> No.57311116

>>57311094
>This cannot end well...
For bobo. There are no scenarios possible where stocks go down. All news somehow becomes bullish, even contradictory things like recessionary economic data but yields keep rising, it's still bullish for stocks

>> No.57311121

that spy candle at 11:00? yeah all me

>> No.57311122
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>>57311085
You're surprised after 2023? Come on man. How can you remain boboish after 2023? Tech proved itself last year. There is no doubt anymore about the profitability and growth now. They have at least another +50% to pump before they are actually overvalued (trailing vs. future PE)

>> No.57311127

WOAH THATS A BIG SHAKEOUT

>> No.57311130

WALLER IS DOVISH AS FUCK

WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK

>> No.57311132

>>57311106
>Like what retard?
Empire Manufacturing survey, my retarded brother

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>>57311116
>For bobo. There are no scenarios possible where stocks go down. All news somehow becomes bullish, even contradictory things like recessionary economic data but yields keep rising, it's still bullish for stocks
This really, really cannot end well...

>> No.57311135

>>57311112
>i just took a 10% profit on some spy puts but had i waited 1 extra minute and timed it better it would be like a 40% profit. But green is green right? if you are green and accept your gain then who cares if it keeps going down, always another play to be had
Lol, nevermind. Goldman Sachs literally just stopped trading the warrant right when Boeing started going back up LMFAO I'll lose it all again won't I

>> No.57311140

>>57311132
>rates are killing employment
>so we need to keep rates up
Retard.

>> No.57311145

>>57311122
>Come on man. How can you remain boboish after 2023?
I'm not, this is actually the new paradigm. When yields/data stops mattering that's a bullish sign, not bearish

>> No.57311147

>>57311083
This was me and KOLD last night, I could have held till this morning and done a lot better.

>> No.57311148

>>57311145
Did the DXY stop mattering as well?

>> No.57311150

>>57311134
what do you think is the less bubble stock right now?

>> No.57311156

>>57311134
>Hey there's a bubble
Bobo said that all of 2023. He'll say it all of 2024. Here is the new paradigm:
>yields spike up 10bps, stocks unchanged
>yields pull back 1bps, stocks up 1%
Rinse and repeat until S&P 9000

>> No.57311161

Think the PHUN may be over.

>> No.57311165

when the fed is telling you the soft landing is coming its time to sell

>> No.57311167

Wait. Boeing stopped trading. Why the fuck?! Do burgers have short hours today or something??

>> No.57311172

>>57310936
Imagine listening to a single thing this migacuck says

>> No.57311173

>>57311140
No, it's just that rates don't matter, nor does manufacturing. The only thing that matters is the Mag 7 which are in the golden bull run
>>57311148
>Did the DXY stop mattering as well?
Yes, because it doesn't affect stocks like NVDA who have unlimited demand from every corner of the world. The game has changed

>> No.57311178

>>57311156
>Here is the new paradigm
You have no idea what you're talking about. What's happening is that they're draining RRP which goes straight into the market to manage optics. Liquidity stays the same.
Fundamentals doesn't matter till it fucking stops.

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>>57311150
Imo commodities and emerging markets.
>>57311156
I'm not arguing the S&P 500 won't keep going up, I'm just saying it can't end well.

>> No.57311181

waller sure has the cope cranked up to 11 here
no wonder volatility is up

>> No.57311182

>>57311167
>Wait. Boeing stopped trading. Why the fuck?! Do burgers have short hours today or something??
I'm so confused rn. This is some advanced euro fuckery, can somebody enlighten me?

>> No.57311186

>>57311178
>Fundamentals doesn't matter till it fucking stops.
And why would it stop? Do you think the Fed and Treasury will just magically stop pumping liquidity into the Mag 7? Why would they do that?

>> No.57311189

>>57311167
>>57311182
Can you europoors stop playing in our casino without a proper broker.

>> No.57311192

nvda finish red...lets go baby

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>AMD

Kek

>> No.57311194

>>57311182
boeing didnt stop trading its just down 7% and airline mumus are MAD

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Boeing looking kinda bullish recently, on no news
what gives, is Pelosi buying calls?

>> No.57311206

>oil

>> No.57311208

>>57311192
NVDA and MSFT are the new safe havens, they get bid when the market goes down. They also get bid when the market goes up. Line goes up, simple as

>> No.57311211

>>57311135
>stopped trading the warrant
you're trading warrants? i thought you were long puts?

>> No.57311212

>>57311186
> Do you think the Fed and Treasury will just magically stop pumping liquidity into the Mag 7?
To. Manage. Optics. It's not fucking hard to understand.
When the incentive is gone, or better yet when the RRP is dry then why the fuck would they?

>> No.57311218

>>57311200
>on no news
Are you joking?

>> No.57311221

>>57311200
Airlines have been pushing through minorities and women pilots with no experience because of the DEI and ESG shit. So now planes are falling out of the sky, and since it would be racist to blame the pilots they're blaming the manufacturers.

>> No.57311231

I'm down 25%. All I want is just 1 million dollars to buy a house and be a recluse. Why can't i get just that.

>> No.57311232

>it's another episode of soxl having a huge red dildo that snipes my stop loss only to moon right afterwards

>> No.57311237

>>57311212
>To. Manage. Optics.
The election is in November, that's a lot of months left of managing optics
>When the incentive is gone, or better yet when the RRP is dry then why the fuck would they?
Because it's an election year and Janet Yellen + the Fed wants to get Biden reelected. They have unlimited tools to pump the market. They could extend and expand BTFP which will act as a turbocharged QE for banks. The game has changed

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>>57311206
>So many ships rerouting though South Africa, burning a shit ton more OIL.
>OIL price doesn't move an inch.
Something's fishy...

>> No.57311246

>>57311231
because you arent one of society's elite
you are just a sucker gambler who is going to get chewed up and spat out and no one will give a fuck
you wont be the only one

>> No.57311247
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AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHY ARE WE CRASHING AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.57311251
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Another down day, and that's okay.
Slow and steady wins the race!
How are you performing anon?

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mostly nothingburgers imo, but second one can be misinterpreted as bad, it's all narrative. I'm slurping

>> No.57311256

>>57311211
>stopped trading the warrant
>you're trading warrants? i thought you were long puts?
I am? Put warrants to be more precise, on Boeing.

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57311258

>the dip being bought again today

>> No.57311263

We've been crabbing for like a month.

>> No.57311264
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57311264

Here's how it works:
>treasury yields spike 5bps higher on hawkish talk from Waller
>stocks dip .1%
>yields pull back 1bps
>stocks pump 1%
Rinse and repeat until S&P 9000

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>>57311251
>How are you performing anon?
Don't ask. I'm simply not going to check. I make moneys, I deposit, I buy OIL & Emerging markets and log out.

>> No.57311269

>>57311186
Because the next administration will have been selected. No need to keep up the subterfuge then. Do you know anything ?

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My GEVO bags are getting heavy, bros
Mighty heavy, indeed

>> No.57311271

>>57311256
>warrants
qrd? is that for non-us traders? a quick google search tells me that the warrants differ from options in that the company itself issues them and not a central exchange. So are you essentially playing 1v1 against the company itself?

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>>57311258

>> No.57311278

>>57311237
>The election is in November, that's a lot of months left of managing optics
Doesn't matter if the name of the game is YTD%
>They could extend and expand BTFP
I haven't heard that floated. March will pump before it ends because every fucking bank will arb it.
>The game has changed
Again.. When the incentives are gone, then why would they continue doing so?

>> No.57311287

>>57311269
>Because the next administration will have been selected
Which will be Biden, meaning they will keep pumping the markets
>Do you know anything ?
Yes I know that line goes up and only up. The game has changed

>> No.57311293

>>57311278
>March will pump before it ends because every fucking bank will arb it.
Yes and when BTFP is made permanent it will be a permanent free money spout for banks. The ultimate turbocharged QE
>When the incentives are gone
Which incentives are gone?

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Waller is bullish as fuck. We're pumping to 4800 tomorrow.

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The FUCK happened to AMD.

>> No.57311310

>>57311258
the dip isnt being bought, its algorithmic call buying by the kikes driving underlyings higher
as soon as real selling hits the market can drop 5% in a hurry
basically they are going to continue making bobo miserable and then suddenly the market will drop so fast bobo wont even realize that he came

>> No.57311312

>>57311304
>tomorrow
Today

>> No.57311315

>>57311266
interesting choice! do you buy emerging market etfs or do you compile your own basket? Which is the most potentially lucrative emerging country in your opinion? Are you weighted heavier in that country? Do you agree with what US etf compilers consider emerging markets? For example, I don't think China is an emerging market.

>> No.57311314

>>57311252
Thinking about the march $230 calls but this think can sink fast with more inspections occurring

>> No.57311322

>>57311310
>the market can drop 5% in a hurry
The day the market drops 5% the treasury + Fed will inject so much liquidity into the market it'll make you head spin. Never going to happen

>> No.57311326

>>57311287
They won't have anything to win for 2+ years,4 if you consider how haphazardly theyve done so far. We will pump, fall 2007 style I agree. But to no fruition. Just a bag handoff back to retail.

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>>57311312
I like your thinking.

>> No.57311333

>>57311322
theyve already been injecting liquidity since march of 2023
the reason why the market is back to ath is literally because of them already preemptively bailing out the banks and financial system

>> No.57311335
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>US market pricing in EPS growth and strong economy.
>Commodity markets pricing in a recession.
>This is happening at the same time.
What the fuck is this market even? It's literally a managed market how can one sector price in a depression and the other a boom at the same time?

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>>57311293
>The ultimate turbocharged QE
Yeah, well, they're doing a piss poor job of controlling yields then seeing as they're up over 1% today. Also I haven't looked at BTFP lately but I doubt it's enough to offset QT AND pump the markets at will.
>Which incentives are gone?
Are you fucking trolling? I'm out. This market is fake and gay.

>> No.57311347

>>57311307
ON NO NEWS!

>AMD shares rose more than 8% shortly after 11 a.m., hitting their highest levels since 2021. Barclays boosted its price target to $200 from $120, stating the demand for artificial intelligence is likely to boost its sales.
>"See [roughly] $4B AI run-rate for AMD exiting '24 and introduce [greater than] $7B for '25," analysts at the firm wrote. "We think the ramp is driven by multiple customers across hyperscale and Enterprise and more 2H loaded (we model 40% Q/Q growth in Q3/Q4). We checked back in with the supply chain post our Asia trip in November and are already hearing much stronger feedback on the MI300."

>> No.57311353

>>57311335
>What the fuck is this market even?
Because "recessions" don't matter when NVDA and MSFT have unlimited demand for their products. The Mag 7 are the only thing that matters. Commodities could crash to 2020 lows and treasury yields to new highs and it would only make the Mag 7 stronger since they are the new safe haven

>> No.57311358

>>57311252
>CEO beheads passenger
cool!

>> No.57311370

>>57311271
>warrants
>qrd? is that for non-us traders? a quick google search tells me that the warrants differ from options in that the company itself issues them and not a central exchange. So are you essentially playing 1v1 against the company itself?
No, against the warrant issuer. There is a middleman in-between usually tho, like HSBC or Goldman Sachs or whoever

>> No.57311371

>>57311338
>they're doing a piss poor job of controlling yields
Because yields don't matter when you have BTFP. Let's review the facts:
>yields don't matter for the Mag 7, they have a ton of cash and refinanced in 2020
>yields don't matter for banks. They can use BTFP and get free money
They want higher yields because megacaps can utilize tbills for free money

>> No.57311376
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9dPtjIZmJ0

>> No.57311377
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57311377

>BA always red
>BABA always red

>> No.57311381

>>57311310
>the dip isnt being bought, its algorithmic call buying by the kikes driving underlyings higher
how does call buying in itself drive the underlying higher? or does it depend on who is buying them

>> No.57311384

>>57311315
From the emerging markets I like Indonesia, Malaysia, Brazil, Columbia, China and Poland. And yeah i guess none of them are emerging except maybe Columbia, they're all developed markets. Idk which one is the most lucrative It's hard to tell. And no I do not like what the EEM etf for example holds, I prefer picking the stocks myself there are always good stocks in the ETF you just take them out and buy am on their own if possible.

>> No.57311385

>>57311335
Commodity markets are pricing in the US producing a fuckton more oil than anyone expected.

>> No.57311388

>>57311335
>What is a leading indicator, what is a lagging indicator, and what is a coincident indicator

Learn cycles you dolt

>> No.57311392

why the fuck cant i find a a ticker for vlasic? VL VFLIQ none of them are popping up. what in the mandela is this?

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>>57311206
Sold some in the premarkets, boughted some at 10:45.

>> No.57311401

>>57311384
>Columbia

>> No.57311404

>>57311388
Yeah yeah commodities run towards the end of the cycle.

>> No.57311408

>>57311381
we have 0dtes now and calls are dirt cheap
each call controls 100 shares
mm is negative delta when they give the buyer a call
they hedge that by buying s&p futes, s&p goes higher
the kikes come in every day and generate absurd volume on 0dte calls and so you see the line go straight up like what you saw earlier this morning

>> No.57311409

>>57311392
Vlasic? The pickle brand? That's owned by Conagra (Ticker: CAG).

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>>57311040
Nice entry.

>> No.57311415

>>57311371
That’s because the BTFP is more abused than a 24 year old whore. Powell not pulling the plug on this program is a fucking joke. I know it ends March 11th but I think it’s time to shut down banana republic world.

>> No.57311416
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57311416

>>57311335
>>57311388
>>57311404

>> No.57311418

>>57311384
How are you buying equities from indonesia & colombia? I am very interested in these markets but I can't find a reputable broker with access.

>> No.57311421

>>57311409
you rock, thanks.

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>>57311370
>No, against the warrant issuer
middleman or not, isnt the company itself the issuer? Is there a set # of contracts that the company allows? Maybe that is why they stopped trading. Pool's closed until morale improves

>> No.57311426

>>57311040
oil bros...

>> No.57311427

>>57311415
>I know it ends March 11th
It doesn't end March 11th, banks can load up on the final day and ride it for another year. And it's not assured that it'll end. At the first sign of stress they can restart and expand it

>> No.57311429

>>57311401
They should fix their name. It's not "Christopher Colombus".

>> No.57311430

I sold everything.
Big shit is coming.

>> No.57311431

>>57311335
its all kikes bro, denounce the talmud

>> No.57311432
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>>57311401
Ticker:GXG
P/E 5.9
dividend yield 7%.

>> No.57311445

>>57311427
I know they can do that, that’s the fucking problem. We’re banana republic tier financial system since it was implemented.

>> No.57311446

I'm about to get FOMO'd into tech stocks
Every week I think this is the real peak, but it just keeps going up

>> No.57311447

>>57311408
so its delta/gamma hedging, im aware of the concept. Its just im convinced that it matters who is buying. If you or me yolo'ed the entire portfolio in 0 dte calls, then they would hedge through a dark pool so the actual market price wouldnt be affected

>> No.57311458

>>57311430
I sold my soxl, so everyone can expect soxl to 32

>> No.57311461
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57311461

Any other 40+ year old single guys that feel even if we make it we lose because we were too poor when young to do anything and life passed us by?

>> No.57311463

down 7% on IBIT...avg down or wait?

>> No.57311464

>>57311418
>reputable broker with access.
I use IBKR you can't trade on the Jakarta exchange through it though (idk of a broker in the west that offers that service). Some Indonesian shares are registered on the Frankfurt Stock Exchange you can buy there in euros. You can buy an ETF if you want. Or you can contact a local broker and open an account that way and buy directly from the Jakarta Stock Exchange, which I'm not doing.

>> No.57311470

BABA new lows

>> No.57311476

>>57311461
im 41 married have 4 kids. Life has its ups and downs no matter what your situation is. Just enjoy your time.

>> No.57311480

Always remember bros, if fuckwits did not buy the top, we would not be getting the crash.

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57311484

Imagine not buying AMD and NVDA at October's ultimate dip. you faggots instead invested in muh china's dip and are already on suicide watch . kek baggies

>> No.57311485

>>57311461
what do you consider to be the oldest young?

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57311490

lets go bros we're just getting started. x100

>> No.57311492

>>57311476
Your post is the equivalent of just bee yourself. You won the game of life. I lost.

>> No.57311493

>>57311447
when it comes to the spy/spx/es it really doesnt matter what any single retail person does because they dont have enough money to matter
retail cant bid up the entire s&p by 30 handles in the course of a half hour without gamestop level of hype for example
i cant really speak to dark pools since obviously we dont get to play in them but obviously retail doesnt have access to the same market the kikes do

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>>57311461
>because we were too poor when young to do anything and life passed us by
Imagine how bad It's for zoomies and Gen Alpha.

>> No.57311507

>>57311485
Not sure what you mean. If you mean to start a family. Probably the guy is early 30's dating a 25 or under girl.

>> No.57311509

>>57311423
>No, against the warrant issuer
>middleman or not, isnt the company itself the issuer? Is there a set # of contracts that the company allows? Maybe that is why they stopped trading. Pool's closed until morale improves
No, that's not quite how it works. Obviously nobody at Boeing is sitting there and saying "hmm, i should create some put warrants" kek, that'd be completely dumb. I'm too lazy to explain but this is how this basically works, copy pasted and translated:

>The issuer, i.e. the seller of a warrant, is always a bank or similar institution. The two sides of such a transaction are therefore very unequal: on the one hand are the buyers, mostly private individuals, who want to generate additional returns through speculation.
>On the other hand, we find banks that sell warrants and at the same time set the prices for such products themselves. The institutions take risk-neutral positions and do not, as is often falsely claimed, bet against the buyers.
>However, by purchasing you are exposing yourself to an issuer risk: If the issuer gets into financial difficulties, your investment is also at risk. The offers are also not standardized: their exact characteristics are also specified by the respective publisher, which further increases the inequality.

>> No.57311511

>>57311476
>Life has its ups and downs no matter what your situation is
As anon said this is "bee yourself" material. Having a balance of ups and downs is not some default guarantee. Many people only have down and more down

>> No.57311519

>>57311493
idk i've been 2000 contracts deep on short dated spy puts before and i got giga heemed. guess it just wasnt my day

>> No.57311521

>>57311464
I don't like emerging market etfs, most is crap and far outweigh the gems. Those gems get consolidated into international corps most of the time so they exit the etfs, running into new lows with a higher crap %.

>> No.57311523

>>57311501
Yeah the zoomers are screwed. Alphies don't know how screwed they are yet.

>> No.57311533

>>57311208
>NOOOO DONT BUY LE CHINA BECAUSE TAIWAIN INVASION
>JUST BUY NVDA THEY ARE A SAFE HAVEN!!!!

So which one is it? Genuinely curious

>> No.57311538

>>57311519
i mean if you bought puts at any point in the last year you were fighting the kikes whose algos are spam buying calls every day so of course you got destroyed
look at how fast every single dip gets bought no matter what

>> No.57311541

>>57311521
Absolutely I dislike ETFs myself, but for example with Columbia I have no other way to invest in some of the stocks than through GXG etf. They're simply not listed on an EU or USA stock exchange.

>> No.57311545

>muh dark pools
>muh kikes
>muh artificial supplies
>muh fake demand
kys

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Daily reminder that this Elite American company's ex-div date is Thursday. Add to your existing stack, if you don't already have one you are literally retarded GME/TSLA new fag

>> No.57311559

>>57311533
>NOOOO DONT BUY LE CHINA BECAUSE TAIWAIN INVASION
I never said that, I don't know why you wrote that
>JUST BUY NVDA THEY ARE A SAFE HAVEN!!!!
Correct, it's the new safe haven. NVDA has unlimited demand for it's products and is recession proof

>> No.57311560

>>57311461
I feel like this as a 44yo divorced father of one.
I think you are overstating how easy it is to get pussy in some countries though. I fully intend to travel to poor countries and coom once I have got some money together from shorting tech into the ground post-recession.
We're old but not super old.

>> No.57311564

>>57311461
I remember my 40s. This life is tiny drop in the ocean of the eternal. Go to church and stop being a whiny faggot.

>> No.57311568

>>57311538
the worst part about that day was that i was so stressed i went outside for a run and let the market do its thing and my target strike price was hit but they didnt fill my 2000 lot sell order because it was an all or nothing sell order. by the time i got back to my computer my exit chance was gone and i took a big big loss. i guess i was fighting the algos

>> No.57311579

>>57311533
>JUST BUY NVDA THEY ARE A SAFE HAVEN!!!!
Anon you don't understand, they're fully serious when they say that. They actually think it's a flight to safety trade.

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>BREAKING: Boeing has repaired all 737s

>> No.57311589

>>57311501
>>57311523
>people born in late 80s or very early 90s got to live the literal peak of human civilization during their youth
>after that it's been nothing but kafkaesque dystopian hell
>zoomers and alphaoomers have never known anything except kafkaesque dystopian hell
The future looks bright

>> No.57311590

>>57311559
You dolt NVDA and AMD are completely reliant on TSMC if it falls you will have regressions back on the Samsung gook nodes. Nothing is a safe haven

>> No.57311594

>>57311579
>They actually think it's a flight to safety trade.
Because it is. Every time there is the slightest bit of stress in the market both NVDA and MSFT get bid. When companies have bad earnings/news the stock sells off and that money goes directly to NVDA/MSFT. It doesn't go to tbills, it doesn't go to TLT. It goes to recession proof megacap tech

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>>57311040
>>57311410
lmao I have no idea why it does this

>> No.57311596

>>57311559
But NVDA chips are made in Taiwan, so the fud about invasion has to go both ways. What am I missing? Why isnt NVDA being swayed by the invasion fud that is applied on so many other sectors and stocks constantly?

>> No.57311600

>>57311568
its unfortunate but theres so much negativity out there on the market that might be warranted but they will never bring the market down slow and steady over time
its always take the stairs up and take the elevator down
this year is probably going to be more of the same

>> No.57311603

>mara STILL dropping
Anons... S-should I, s-should i sell? I bought at ATH

>> No.57311608

Wasn´t Intel the one getting money from congress to build a bunch of plants? They even announced on in Israel recently I think.

>> No.57311610

>>57310917
Only people who own French stocks are allowed to post in this thread.

>> No.57311615

>>57311589
I think you would have to be born in the early 70's like Musk. That way you get the tech boom in your early 20's and can enjoy peak 90's. That will get you money you need to invest in the housing boom.

>> No.57311617

>>57311590
>if
It won't be allowed to fail, that's a big "if"
>Nothing is a safe haven
Nothing is a permanent safe haven but the market will seek out the safest place in the scenario to place all it's money. In this case megacap tech has replaced the treasury bonds as the safest asset on Earth. Maybe it won't last forever, but for now and the foreseeable future the Mag 7 are the new safe haven for the entire world

>> No.57311620

>>57311589
I have a relatively nuanced and enlightened take on the whole clown world notion; not my problem. Even being a father I know I didn't create this shitshow so I just hope my kid will do okay and I'm getting wealthy so they have a better chance than others. The ones who created this mess will face the consequences of their actions. Just like the kikes are going to once america runs out of money/golem retards who are ready to fight. Birthrates already crashing so it's a matter of time.

>> No.57311626

>>57311564
I was raised a catholic and forced to go to ccd and church. Never again.

>> No.57311627

>>57311610
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1705423771141815.webm

>> No.57311628

>>57311603
Average down or just wait it out fellow MARA baggie

>> No.57311634

>>57311568
take the 1m candle at 11:00 this morning
that was one of if not the most nasty minute candle during intraday weve seen so far this year
and the market shrugs that sell off instantly
its going to take bigger elevator drops to start rattling the market and force some 0dte put spam

>> No.57311638

>>57311594
>He really thinks tech is a flight to safety
Are you that newfag anon from the last thread?
Because you're dumber than him. At least he knew he was a newfag. You think you know how the market works based off a timeframe of 2 years kek.

>> No.57311640
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57311640

I have 5000 SOXS

am I gonna make it

>> No.57311648

>>57311638
bobos have lost their minds when it comes to nvidia so at this point they are nearly convinced it will only go up until it hits infinite dollars per share

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>>57311589
If status quo is maintained, the path for them is basically pic rel.

>> No.57311659

>>57311640
SPIN I hope we make it. I'm getting fucked over here on my $NVDA puts.

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>>57311640
If soxs can go back to 10 that would be great.
...a-asking for a friend

>> No.57311667

when baggard capitulates on his nvidia puts thats when the market will correlate to the downside

>> No.57311670

>>57311634
from watching the markets the past few years i have also noticed that a majority of the + or - 3% days happen premarket or over night in the futures market. then most times during market hours its a slow trickle up or down that always traps the contrarian trader. and the pride takes over and instead of accepting the loss you just keep trying to average down. I now understand the quote "losers average losers"

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>>57311667
I guess its bot going to happen this week, I'm holding these till expiration. #JustDoIt

>> No.57311674

>>57311648
>bobos
I get your point though

>> No.57311675
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>>57311659
>>57311661

im calling the top

and its right now

>> No.57311680

>>57311638
It's a consensus view that megacap is the new safe haven, it's not just me. Let's review other safe haven alternatives:
>treasuries
Huge debt issuance means yields can spike at any moment. Also the US is now just doing endless continuing resolutions to fund itself because the government is dysfunctional
>gold
It's a commodity that is affected by demand. During recession the demand for gold drops and so does the price
>cash
Inflation can easy wipe away your wealth

Megacap tech is the only asset class that
1. is an inflation hedge
2. is a deflation hedge
3. will never fail because world governments are dependent upon them
4. have unlimited demand for their AI products

So yes, the Mag 7 are the safest assets in the world, even more safe than treasury bills

>> No.57311682

>>57311670
afterhours trade is only going to get more wild because thats the only time equities futures dont trade

>> No.57311685

I mean I get the CHINA fud, I really do. But selling a stock like BABA at an all time low trading at an P/E of 4.5? And people suggest i buy fucking NVDA which makes chips Taiwan?
Absolute peak fucking clown-world. One is to think that China already has done the needful and swallowed the inevitable recession and is currently bottoming out while the west is desperately trying to keep it alive. Fucking bullshit.

>> No.57311692

>>57311682
i mean to say equities options
was just thinking about the futures market at the same time and typed that lol

>> No.57311699

>>57311685
Also noted: the attempt to export the recession to China has on some level worked, but trying to run from the fundamentals of economics? Recipe for a major fucking crash and it IS coming, you best believe. The trees do not grow into heaven. Just zoom out and look at the fucking chart and tell me with a straight face that that shit is sustainable. Its not. And youre going to be holding the bags. Nothing but downside.

>> No.57311702

BRIGHT RED nogo SIGNALS SPOTTED ON $NVDA #ITSHAPPENING!!!!!

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>>57311685
>And people suggest i buy fucking NVDA which makes chips Taiwan?
>Absolute peak fucking clown-world.
Kek so much this. Also people buying AAPL that has had declining revenues YoY, makes phones in China and or most of the parts used are from China, and on top of that China is like a 1/4 of their revenue.

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>>57311685
>it's all time lows all the way down

>> No.57311716

UnitedHealth Group bros, when will we go up again

>> No.57311723
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>>57311627
Long VIX...?

>> No.57311737

>>57311723
vix is a dead instrument
by the time the vix gets bid up the market will already have made its move
you can thank 0dtes for this
who needs to measure 30-day volatility when we have options for every day of the week now

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>>57311610
Oui.

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>>57311699
>The trees do not grow into heaven. Just zoom out and look at the fucking chart and tell me with a straight face that that shit is sustainable. Its not. And youre going to be holding the bags. Nothing but downside.
And emerging markets have crabbed or fallen for 15 years, and are now trading at single digit multiples with high dividend yields and growing revenues and profits. Once the FED prints money will rush out of the US and into emerging markets and commodities.

>> No.57311758

Remember that time i told you bhenchodes to short LLAP.

>> No.57311761
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The chink economy is dying and chinks arent buying on baba at rates they did last 11-11. Housing crash raped their savings and small business is failing.

>> No.57311762

>>57311716
rotate to HUM. check the chart

>> No.57311767

>>57311751
>people will invest in fucking INDIA and NIGERIA
Yeah no.

>> No.57311770

>>57311742
How much money do I need to make for a girl like this?

>> No.57311771

>>57311590
If TSMC falls we have way bigger problems than some heavy Nvidia/AMD stock drops.

>> No.57311774

>>57311761
Good. Now which USA stocks will benefit from this?

>> No.57311775
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57311775

SPX full retracement to previous close once the PPT-bots gets activated in a few hours?

>> No.57311787
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>>57311767
India is overvalued, never mentioned Nigeria. Was thing more South East Asia (ex India) and South America. Africa too for commodity plays.

>> No.57311790

>Waller didn't outright say they're cutting rates in march
>market reaction is to SELL SELL SELL REDDIT REDDIT SELL
Literal mental illness. Powell will cut the rates.

>> No.57311795

>>57311560
How old is your kid?
33yo divorced father of a 3 year old
Getting divorce fucked SUCKED, I’m never getting married again, and already feel exhausted from child raising a toddler with infinite energy bounds (but wouldn’t trade the world for him)
To hell with his mother getting some insane child support though

>> No.57311798

>>57311787
>India is overvalued
India / NIFTY is basically a momentum trade right now. Emerging markets are going to get a huge bid throughout the next couple years from asset allocators

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>>57311762
>not buying cigna a month and a half ago at 262
Never change/smg/

>> No.57311802

>>57311790
market reaction is not much of anything has happened today
yet

>> No.57311803
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57311803

>>57311742
That asset is too expensive for you, anon.

>> No.57311804

>>57311790
you still pay attention to those demons who gives a fuck nigga accumulate HUM below the 200 weeks MA new highs are coming

>> No.57311813

>>57311761
>chinks arent buying on baba
Mainlanders can't buy Alibaba it's not listed on Shenzhen or Shanghai Ex. Literally all BABA investors are from the west and Hong Kong.

>> No.57311815

I told you dumb niggas to sell your Chink stocks.

Did you listen?

>> No.57311817

>>57311680
>will never fail because
Like dotcom didn't fail. Like the nifty 50 didn't fail. Like Bear Sterns, LTCM, Lehman Brothers, the housing market and many many others didn't fail in 2008.
Hmm right.
You people have a low IQ and a very short term view of history.
I know your next reply will be some dumb shit about how the market only goes up. Even though people buying in 2006 had to wait about 7 years to break even.
You mumoids are the top buyers who will wait probably 17 years for your break even.

>> No.57311819

>>57311803
Aren't girls liabilities, not assets.

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57311823

>>57311815
>sell your Chink stocks.
No thanks.

>> No.57311825

>>57311817
dotcom didnt fail
market ultimately went higher and the internet became more integrated than ever in society
same will happen with ai
with some crasherinos along the way

>> No.57311828
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57311828

Bros? Are we lovin' it?

>> No.57311831

>>57311723
nah, the first thing to die to entropy was entropy itself.

>> No.57311833

>>57311825
>implying that AI will have the same kind of impact on society as the fucking internet
HAHAHAHAHA

>> No.57311834

>>57311817
Look at this coping Bobo who doesn't understand that more inflation and money printing = shorter and smaller drops. This is a "market go up until the financial system crashes" play mumu, and when it's over both bobos and mumus lose. So being a Bobo right is a literal 0 IQ move kek

>> No.57311835
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for me its black cherry yogurt

>> No.57311836
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>>57311803
>>57311770
All I need is to be able to afford a liter of milk and a liter of heavy cream daily to keep a French titcow.

>> No.57311837

>>57311817
>Like dotcom didn't fail.
The dotcom bubble was companies with no profit, no business plan, and most without even a product to sell. There is no comparison to megacap tech today.
>the market only goes up
Correct
>Even though people buying in 2006 had to wait about 7 years to break even
The game has changed. This is not 2006. The Fed and the Treasury have tools in place to pump the markets whenever they want

>> No.57311838

>>57311833
everyone uses autocorrect on their phone
it already has

>> No.57311841

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEjbo8riXv0

>> No.57311842

>>57311737
>by the time the vix gets bid up the market will already have made its move
Yes. Specialized firms are arbitraging far faster than retail investors like us. They think in microseconds.

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>>57311828
s-sure

>> No.57311847

>>57311813
Do you know how to read? It's a chink e-commerce platform. 11-11 is a chink consumer holiday where sales are posted. Like Black Friday. Esl faggot

>> No.57311848

I have 570 in cash. Would some kind soul shill me a stock that I could hold for an year and forget about her that could grow at least some 10%?

>> No.57311851

if $NVDA fails to retrace in the next 6 minutes, consider this rally kill.

>> No.57311862
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57311862

nice shakeout attempt there, mumus

>> No.57311864

>grandma visits
>immediately goes into it
>why are you living at home at 30 years old
>when I was 20 I had two kids and my own place

>> No.57311868

>>57311838
i turned that shit off. if I wanna use the term "cock sucking faggot" in a text message, I don't need some fucking machine telling me not to use that kind of language.

>> No.57311872

I just took the type of shit where it feels like ur shitting out a rock that spikes ur asshole

>> No.57311874

>>57311864
your grandma never held a job in the real economy, right?

>> No.57311876

>>57311864
based grams

>> No.57311879

>>57311864
tell your grandma its easy to be a hole that a man provides for in your 20s and that it wouldnt be so easy for her now since her hole is drier than the surface of mars

>> No.57311880

>>57311864
Ask your grandma if she's ever held a skilled job

>> No.57311882

THIS CANNOT HAPPEN. I JUST BOUGHT PUTS AND SHORTED 100 SHARES OF AMD. THIS IS BULLSHIT, IT WASTUMBLING FRIDAY. THIS IS GETTING MANIPULATED MAN.

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>>57311817
Based post. A financial crisis is brewing in the west and we saw a preview of coming attractions from the bank collapses in the US and Switzerland, although in both cases the government intervened to keep the bubble propped up, but as long as the FED is doing QT and doesn't cut interest rates, the propped up economy will start breaking at an excellerating pace.

>> No.57311898

>>57311847
I mean they are buying on baba they posted 4% growth on Taobao. Numbers will pick up once they're out from this recession.

>> No.57311899

>>57311795
12.
I didn't know enough back then about the redpills around marriage/divorce etc. I lost a lot of money to my cunt ex but I balance it out with how I have a kid and I did learn a fucking lot from the experience and it made me a more capable person honestly.
Like I could have just got into the routine of mediocrity that I was in. But now I am on the verge of becoming a millionaire, this is how hard I fought back. I guess it taught me tenacity. And I have developed a stronger love for life. So was it even necessarily a bad experience? Kek.
Make sure you get support from fellow men who have been through it. Hell, feel free to talk about it with me if you want.

>> No.57311901
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>>57311886
>A financial crisis is brewing in the west
any decade now, anon.
any decade...

>> No.57311904

>>57311864
>when you were 20, the price for a house wasn´t a million dollars.

>> No.57311908

PALANTIR TECHNOLOGIES TO $21 BY FEBRUARY. JEWISH AI SPYWARE COMPANY LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO FAIL

>> No.57311915

>>57311882
>the bank collapses in the US and Switzerland
Both of these were bullish events for the market and arguably responsible for the meltup since last March
>the FED is doing QT and doesn't cut interest rates
The Fed is doing a tiny bit of QT and a massive amount of QE at the same time. 5% interest rates don't matter when the economy is growing at 8%+ per year

>> No.57311917

>>57311886
theres been a financial crisis since the 60s or 70s, whenever the fed was created and the kikes started inflating the fuck out of the dollar
the problem is they will just inflate forever unless actual war between superpowers happens to shake these fuckers awake
basically if you bet against the stock market you are betting against civilization as we know it and its not going to happen until it happens

>> No.57311919

>>57311904
lol like she would be able to comprehend

>> No.57311920

>>57311837
>Things are not different!
>But wait they're different!
The coping mumoid, everyone.

>> No.57311922

>>57311882
Why in the living fuck would you short AMD. I'm just going to assume you are searching for (Yous).

>> No.57311923

>>57311864
Shut up and appreciate that she's concerned about you. She was having sex every day at 20 with her spouse. She wants you to get nookie, legitimately.
Just thank her for the concern, listen to what she says about relationships, and be thankful you've got genes that are capable of living to see your own great-grandchildren, when you stop being so shy/picky and ask that nice person out at the ...

>> No.57311924

Alright, im out. Something bigger than markets is brewing. Davos meeting today, insiders know shit is about to hit the fan. NVDA is the main thing to watch. Massive bubble. "Soft landing" my ass.

>> No.57311929
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Well... I'm going to buy a bunch of puts on SPY when I get my tax return back. It's time to make some money anons.

We will see SPY 300 by EOY.

>> No.57311930
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57311930

>>57311908
Is Anduril every going to go public?

>> No.57311932

>>57311920
>The coping mumoid
I don't need to cope, stocks are at ATHs and won't stop here. I also specifically said that things are different. The game has changed

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57311934

>>57311915

>> No.57311937
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57311937

>>57311819

>> No.57311943

>>57311932
>stocks are at ATHs and won't stop here.
Kek
Do you even hear yourself
How do mumoids get this delusional
I guess euphoria is one helluva drug

>> No.57311953

BUY THE DIP IN CRISPER THERAPUTICS. ITS A LAND GRAB IN GENE EDITING RN

>> No.57311954

>>57311943
>Do you even hear yourself
And you're calling me delusional? You do realize the indices are at ATHs right? And it doesn't feel like a bubble at all. It's been a slow grind up and it's no where close to ending

>> No.57311956
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>>57311901
>any decade now, anon.
Exactly my point there hasn't been a recession since 2008, and as I said we saw a preview of coming attractions, as long as the FED keeps doing QT and keeps rates high, cracks will show up in some of the weakest sectors in the economy which will spread to other sectors, because the counterparty risk is greater than ever these days,

>> No.57311959

>>57311898
>When they get out of this recession

You mean when their housing prices stop collapsing and their youth unemployment stops being 30%? Btw, if you end up jobless at 35 you can't get a job rn in China. Manufacturing is leaving b/c of their shitty laws btw and also, no one has savings. Again I ask, when will their recession end ? 20 years from now?

>> No.57311969
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57311969

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmjf6SjrvRY
EVERY DROP OF BLOOD
EVERY BITTER TEAR
EVERY BEAD OF SWEAT
I LIVE FOR THIS
EVERY DROP OF BLOOD
EVERY BITTER TEAR
EVERY BEAD OF SWEAT
I LIVE FOR THIS
EVERY DROP OF BLOOD
EVERY BITTER TEAR
EVERY BEAD OF SWEAT
I LIVE FOR THIS
EVERY DROP OF BLOOD
EVERY BITTER TEAR
EVERY BEAD OF SWEAT
I LIVE FOR...

>> No.57311972
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SPY is going to dump fr fr no cap.

I'm going to buy a shitload of puts going out through EOY.

>> No.57311974

I'm glad I diversified so I can lose money on several positions at once.

>> No.57311976

>>57311954
>doesn't feel like a bubble at all
This is the euphoria talking, my dude.
And it's been anything but a slow grind up, ffs you really are huffing your own farts at this point if that's what you call a slow grind.
It's clearly a parabolic move you fucktard. Not just that, it's even a fucking double top you massive fucking fucktard.

>> No.57311977

>>57311930
BUY LOCKHEED

>> No.57311983

>>57311976
Nostradamus over here lads. Tell us more!

>> No.57311987
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This dumb motherfuck is calling this a slow grind up

>> No.57311988

>>57311917
I'm not betting against the US stock market. I'm also of the opinion that they will continue to inflate, but that will cause the US market to be rangebound in nominal and decline in real terms for years.

>> No.57311996
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>>57311974
I keep telling people that going all in on a single asset that you have good knowledge and awareness of is way better than diversifying.

>> No.57312007

>>57311987
its been fueled by the generous contributions of bobo

>> No.57312014
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57312014

>>57311996
I prefer to all in an asset I know nothing about

>> No.57312019
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>>57311237
How does pumping money into FAGMAN while normoids get evicted help Biden?

>> No.57312020
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>>57311956
And in a few years you will realize that the game has changed in a way you couldn't have imagined at first.
High(er) interest rates are economically positive, as being made apparent right now.
The current Fed funds rate is still accommodative to the economy as seen in GDP (>inb4 muh deficit spending [as if this hasn't happened before]).
We'll be entering the 2030 with a Fed funds rate at or above (positive) 7%.

>> No.57312027

>>57311751
Once the Fed prints, which is not going to be anytime soon, money will rush into domestic debt reductions.

>> No.57312028

Retard here, is it stupid to go in on nvidia now? I remember having shares on rh 10 years ago when they were $35. Natural gas basically fucked up all my gains since i started working so its like they’ve just been siting in a savings account paying 1% interest for 10 years. I guess I’ll be poor forever.

>> No.57312030

>>57312019
>It's a safe haven!

>> No.57312033

>>57312031
>>57312031
>>57312031
new
>>57312031
>>57312031
>>57312031
new

>> No.57312034

>>57311987
>This dumb motherfuck
who?

>> No.57312035

>>57312019
That's because we have a dual economy. Stock market doing well and record homelessness. Homeless don't invest in the stock market.

>> No.57312039
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>>57312020
>High(er) interest rates are economically positive,
No they're not cracks in the banking system and commercial real estate have shown themselves.

>> No.57312045

>>57312028
Just look at the chart, retard. That should answer your question, even if you're retarded.
>>57312034
High IQ people are able to infer. Sorry if you can't (not sorry).

>> No.57312051

>>57311557
I'm a man, so I don't buy anti-male stocks

>> No.57312058

>>57312039
>cracks in the banking system and commercial real estate have shown themselves.
Every crack is immediately patched by the Fed/Treasury and sends the market higher

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>>57312039
you do you

>> No.57312070

>>57312028
you need a time frame of greater than 2 more weeks for nvidia

>> No.57312075
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57312075

>>57312045
faggot

>> No.57312085

>>57312075
Okay but why did you post your passport photo?

>> No.57312087
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>>57311954
You do realize the indices are at the 2nd top of a 2 year double top, the most gargantuan double top in the history of history, and already struggling and unable to break through?

>> No.57312089

>>57312045
So just wait for a pullback? Nvidia is obviously some 5 eyes cia company so it seems like a sure bet.

>> No.57312102

Can i save money by picking a boing when flying to Japan?

>> No.57312130

>>57312087
>and already struggling
Consolidating is the word you're looking for anon. Indices are consolidation at their ATHs preparing to shoot higher

>> No.57312158
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>>57311322
>the fed can fix everything

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>>57312130
>drive
*cope

>> No.57312184

>>57312089
>pullback
I'd wait for an all-out recession at this point.

>> No.57312265

>>57311899
I admire the perseverance, good for you. I had to buy her out of the house and my retirement got hosed, but at least I’ve got RE equity at a good interest rate. I’m still getting back on my feet financially though. Love the kid though, he’s my motive to keep going. But yeah, no more serious relationships for me, i just keep a roster of fwb and do my best to shrug and find a new one when they catch feels and want more

>> No.57312431

>>57312085
don't bother posting yours,
it'd exceed file size limits by several bmi.

>> No.57313412

>>57312431
>don't bother posting yours,
>it'd exceed file size limits by several bmi.
That was weak

>> No.57314123

>>57310912
I can see that you are still suffering from bear market PTSD.
It's best to start accumulating low mcaps like RIO, PENDLE, and SPOOL instead of waiting to buy