/biz/ - Business & Finance

NATGAS AND OIL

Buy Visa and never sell it

2024 Recession Incoming

Are you ready to make America great again, /smg/?

Really though, I can't believe Iran is kicking our ass in the Middle East. What the fuck, Biden? Fix your shit.

I finally understand the benefit of buying apple products
>get a new car
>supposed to have wireless carplay
>My one+ 13 will connect
>but it won't run android auto wirelessly
>Now I need to get a type-c to type-c cable
>also apparently my phone has to be connected before the car is on to work

I swear chinkstock baggies are turning into GME type of cultists

>>57306651
I wasn't aware that supporting piracy from Africa is winning. If anything it shows desperation. Taking advantage of people with little opportunity who have to risk their life to survive.

>>57306647
do you have any idea how much fun were about to have?

>>57306685
>piracy from Africa
???

>>57306653
I only listen to christian radio shows in the car

>BABA


Lmao it’s going to dump 10% minimum today and the recession hasn’t even begun.

>>57306647
>>57306687
What are the odds they get him into prison before election day? I want to vote for a felon with street cred.

Uranium chads shall inherit the Earth.

Listen to https://www.uraniuminsider.com/november-members-webinar-full-video for the thesis

>>57306687
you are going to have fun?

>>57306703
Buy tomorrow?

investing in CRISPR = investing in the gfs of our dreams

>>57306703
What's the peak? $150? $200? $300?

>>57306690
I thought Yemen was in Africa, but I guess it is Asia.

Should I be concerned

What is going on with futures!!! it's over..

>>57306728
Well it's not really piracy, they're just blockading a channel to pro-Israel traffic. Not that different from most other economic sanctions.

Can someone explain JEPI to me
What are the downsides

>>57306697
China's been in a recession for a while now, they just refuse to do anything about it

>>57306624
Get rekt Hang Seng. NEW LOWS INCOMING!

>>57306647
Xi better get that lube ready for his bussy for BIG DON!

>Beijing tells some investors not to sell as Chinese stock rout resumes
>Traders say process of easing and then reimposing informal curbs is undermining market confidence


TAIWAN NUMBAH WON!

>>57306646
>bunch of banks and other financial shit will be presenting their earnings this week
>futures
recession confirmed
>>57306728
yemen is at the other end of the arabian peninsula.

>futures

>>57306741
The distributions aren’t classified as dividends and are heavily taxed. Also covered call ETFs are relatively new and all of them are in a downtrend

>>57306645
i think bitcoin will make them go bankrupt

>>57306728
same thing, really

I'm about to make it bros just one more pump I beg you.

>>57306741
>JEPI
the risks are unironically, poorly defined and kept behind the curtain to some degree
most income is generated by the fund buying ELNs, and these are tied to the credit of the issuer of the ELN (which is not JP morgan). it is actually somewhat complicated.
https://www.investopedia.com/terms/e/equity-linkednote.asp
https://seekingalpha.com/article/4600483-djia-jepi-frenemy-highlights-risks

>>57306733
>>57306758

Perfect, a red day to buy up my Uranium stocks

>>57306770
Green ID secured, I can feel the 3 washing over me already.

>>57306741
not a time-tested method of generating income so it's risky. In theory it's better in a down market than relying on something like selling shitnpiss shares, but we don't really know yet because it's still new. If it's able to keep its head above 8% yield in a proper recession it will be really interesting. It is heavily taxed too in a taxable account as well >>57306761 yeah. It seems like it it might be a cool play to focus on growth in a Roth or something until you turn 59 then rollover into Jepi for high tax-free dividends, but that's assuming it proves itself.

100% not memeing right now: what stocks do I buy to profit off of Trump crushing Biden in the general election and then going full HAM on the previous administration? Domestic oil and gas companies?

>China

>>57306646
Watching Trump's victory speech.
Recession canceled!
MAGA

>>57306800
I think SOXL calls, no joke

>>57306791
>sopping wet doe cunt
>think about it dotards
>Verification not required.

>>57306800
Someone explain how they cannot pull the bullshit they did with the previous election on Trump again.

BOIL BROS THIS TIME IS DIFFERENT

>>57306775
>>57306741
also this explains it a little better
https://www.etftrends.com/etf-strategist-channel/what-to-know-about-elns-banking-crisis/

>>57306724
$200 would match inflation adjusted the last peak but this time it's a more fundamental think so it may go higher

>>57306828
They will pull it so Trump wins because this is pro wrestling.

>>57306834
>buy KOLD when it's cold
it's really that easy

>>57306821

Love me some dividends

>>57306808
Praying for that stimmy bazooka to launch during lunch time

>>57306750
peanuts in valuations, the 4715 FDIC covered banks have $391,345,000,000,000 in assets. Even if that's 750Billion in unrealized, that's all of 0.19% (750/391,345= 0.0019)
Explain yourself. It's not like these will all expire at the same time.

>>57306910
All the other assets the bank owns are leveraged with the bonds as collateral. It doesn't really matter because they'll just renew BTFP for as many years as possible until the banks are sitting on no losses.

>>57306887
very nice anon congrats. I'm hoping to reach a point I can do that. get $100 a month in dividends or more.

Would you buy this chart?

>>57306948
depends on the fundamentals

>>57306828
Because, uh, they'll be out of practice after not having done it for 4 years.

>>57306948
If a communist dictator staked his reputation on that line going up, yes.

>>57306948
Is that the ASMB stock "lady"'s portfolio performance chart?

>>57306800
US oil and gas production is already at record levels so your upside might be limited from a fundamental perspective but maybe not on a sentiment perspective. P/E expansion can be pretty powerful. My impression from his speech is he is going to push hard for rate cuts so long TLT seems like a solid bet.
>>57306887
Very nice

>>57306658
Fify

Well this is nice. I get a day off tomorrow. Gov closed the state offices due to snow/ice threat. So that means just 3 days of uh "work" till another weekend is here.

>>57306800
Look for stocks where the directors have made the biggest donations to Trump. There are plenty of websites that track that stuff.

>>57306948
Look at sp500 and tell me why you would buy that. Fantasy economy has to face reality at some point while China has done so and is closer to a good buy than anything in jewsa

hmmm

>>57306624
how efficient is the stock market? any of the large and mega cap are so analyzed that they are pretty much priced efficiently minus a crash or something where you can get shares cheap.

are there small caps that aren't really looked into much that can produce huge gains if you know what to look for? it just seems to me finding value in the stock market minus buying and holding good companies is difficult.

>>57307060
Yes, for example small biotech and natural resource companies. Many are scams, some are worthwhile gambles, some have value.

>>57306927
So instead of raising divy or doing buybacks for a few quarters?MAYBE they'll have to buy some extra bonds to function as collateral, giving them a pretty sexy bond rate, way better than their lending profits rate?
>>57307060
>how efficient is the stock market?
That depends on what you think is actually being valued.

>>57306624
You anons are buying TLT and EDV right??
Also I'm 100% buying calls on bonds Tuesday close

>>57307063
i was watching the gme trader roaringkitty or something like that and he was talking about how he tries to get 50-100% annual is his goal. he had a spreadsheet of all these random small cap stocks and had like all their financial data. he didn't say his methods just showed the spreadsheet but it made me realize i am looking for value in the wrong places.

also said most of his best gains came from companies where the graph looked terrible so i am guessing huge sell offs but the company had decent fundamentals and he just waited. i know this was warren buffets method of investing "cigar butts" that still had a couple puffs left them. but he later said this was actually a mistake and instead started buying good companies and holding LONG term. of course he decent capital i think he was a multimillionaire by the time he was 30 so even 10% annual was good value. for someone with a smaller portfolio i think roaringkitty style of investing is more effective because you can grow your portfolio much faster than just holding homedepot or apple for 20 years.

where do i learn this style of investing?

>>57307056
So no big moves until after the CBOE takes this guys money?

Remember there's supposed to be a recession and a big crash this year

>>57307109
That type of investing will never pan out. You need to focus on increasing your income and investing in the Visa and Costco type sleep well at night companies

GIS is going to break 87.42 on Friday. A “trusted” source in the grain industry gave me some info.

>>57306800
>trump
he's not winning, he literally got removed off of the ballot in some states. biden won't win either though, he's lost younger voters.

>>57307109
>roaringkitty
That guy is one of (them) if you know what I'm saying...

>>57307123
Anon, are you seriously suggesting General Mills will get taken over at a 40% premium?

I don't know what to do anymore. I am stuck.

>>57307109
>started buying good companies
That nigger buys one company. What happens to the economy if he wants to sell that one company? He's also one of (them)

Going to buy a metric fuck ton of TSLA on any upcoming dips.

>>57307123
>87.42
That is quite precise

>>57307141
Like fishing, sometimes there's nothing biting in the lakes you know.

>>57307109
You go balls deep into insane shit everyone else laughs at you for, get out when it does a 2-4x from where you started, then throw the profits into blue chips you do business with that don't piss you off every single time you do business with them because their line will probably keep going up. Sometimes you can get back in something you got out of previously but it's usually best to keep finding new things unless you've identified a cycle you can play. Everything else is noise.

>>57307122
i think it can work out if you dedicate a lot of time and effort and understand accounting really well. i also heard hedge fund youtuber that works on wall street she said if you have a small portfolio and know what you are doing you can get huge annual returns because hedge funds pretty much can't invest in small caps or low volume stocks. their capital is too large so it gets wonky with price movements due to liquidity. but she said a retail investor can take advantage of these stocks and get outsized returns. i have heard numerous investors say retail has an advantage in this regard.

>>57307128
he is something when i watched his youtube and he pulled up these spreadsheets he had 10000s of stocks, with data, and hyperlinks to basically create a real time streamlined system. the amount of effort that dude puts into the stock market made me realize if you want to make money you have to dedicate yourself. i don't know what his actual returns are but i can only assume he is crushing it. he said most years he reaches his goal of 50-100% annual which made me realize the stock market can be beat.

>>57307137
That'd be a 50 billion dollar deal.

>>57307079
I don't think it is quite that bad. The BTFP gave the banks face value for their underwater bonds so likely they've already repositioned to account for that. Then again banks are bastard corps and have done reckless things before.

>>57307167
>for their underwater bonds
For their underwater treasuries, I don't think they got shit CMBSs.

NVO has topped out.
people are shitting themselves after taking ozempic. don't imagine the smell. just watch what happens with the stock tomorrow morning.

So why are futures all red and stuff? News or on no news?

>>57307188
Right distinction. Most if not all the MBS created in 2021 are underwater, but compared to the rest of thier portfolio it is a small amount.

Bros why did China markets take a massive shit all at once? The fuck?

>>57306948
would you? Ill print it out and frame it and sell it to you
stfu about charts, post your shitcoin ticker

>>57307241
Taiwanese election results probably.

hasn't been a great start to the year for small caps..

>>57307162
>which made me realize the stock market can be beat
If you are one of (them)

>>57307308
if you're me, actually

>>57307162
>with data, and hyperlinks
FA is just as much of a meme as TA. Bottom line is whenever you enter a position one of 3 things can happen, line go up, line, go down, line stays where it is. Period. Why does it go up? More buyer than sellers. Why does it go down? More sellers than buyers. You can watch the goyvision and listen to all the talking heads explain why but unless they are the ones placing the huge market moving orders then it's just talk and drivel. You have essentially a 50/50 chance of being right on direction on liquid tickers. Illiquid low volume tickers are more difficult because you could be the order that moved the market and you don't want to do that. At least I don't want to. I want others to move the market for me.

>>57307322
Do jeets buy stocks? The population is just getting older. Surely a larger proportion are just cashing out over time than are buying in the long run.

>>57307247
They were better than expected for China though. They won the parliament

>>57307339
Yeah, they even have their own stock market

>>57307339
>Do jeets buy stocks?
No just weird unsanitary street food per the webm's
>Surely a larger proportion are just cashing out over time than are buying in the long run.
You die before you sell your shares

>>57307361
>You die before you sell your shares
True, but then it gets liquidated anyway and distributed to your next of kin in kash value anyway if you had a 401k, which is a huge amount of investing and only growing huger. That leads to sells too, doesn't it?

>>57307370
>That leads to sells too, doesn't it?
What do you think the kids do with the cash? They buy back in. It's similar to a step up in basis if you inherit a regular brokerage account where you don't have to sell. Also all the people contributing to 401ks and other retirement plans each month. Those are buys. Also the PPT, they buy. Never forget about the PPT

>>57307339
>>57307355
INDO is on a fucking tear recently. That and EWW.

Once NeNe’s and Niggers are done fighting, they will be slaves to China’s worker camps! Haha. By by USD. China and BRICs fucked the USD

>>57307271
>furry
>deer furry
Somehow, a worse perversion than sister fucking has emerged.

>>57307389
nah

>>57307353
Yeah but a referendum for independence whether the parliament wants it or not.

>>57306687
>>57306704
>>57307214
>>57306647
>It's a good thing we don't have DONALD DUCK as president right now!

YELP is still publicly traded?! I thought they got acquired a long time ago.

What the fuck made futures take a shit? Euro market is still closed, is it literally just chinx being little cunts?

>>57307420
Careful. You start digging around tickers like that and you'll come across another ghost company.

can anyone explain BBBY community is still active? the company bankrupted and their shares are worthless right? were they all gambling on it and are in denial, is there a chance they get payment?

Dumb bucktoothed chink rats just gave everyone in the west a discount on futures, I just hope I manage to slurp in time.

>>57307465
It's a very simple explanation actually. They're retarded.

>>57307465
the jews as always trying to steal the black man's juice

Fuck it, gonna just buy more SAVE.

>futures

So hypothetically, what would another round of tariffs do to China in its current state?

>>57307515
Prompt a shipment of a couple kilos to Hunter, then the tariffs will get canceled.

>>57307515
Total b>>57307515
ucktooth rat death.

Aaand the A-50 is green.

WTF I HSOULD HAVE SHORTED YESTERDAY AAAAAAAH. This is looking bad,

AEX almost repumping 2 weeks in 2 days only to get dumped in 1-2 days.

China dying.
PPI was a trappump?

I legitimately can't believe chinksects pushed futures below PPI print.

>>57307570
>Implying the US is never really awake

I once thought so too. But now I think that US bots are always there

>>57307582
A few bots don't have the money to push futas down this much. Billion chink rats do. They are afraid of getting throatfuck treatment from Uncle Sam like they get from Pooh.

I hate inflation so much bros. When are we ever going to get fast food slop for less than $5 for a decent amount again?

https://youtu.be/Gz-QYN_Kl6g?si=P42rIpZZVh5sd673

Trump will win, the government shills that raid /smg/ will have to face military firing squads, and my portfolio will go to the moon and make me a millionaire. Good night /smg/.

>>57307609
Two meals at panda express is over $20

>>57307642
that kung pao chicken is really good. but not better than the kung pao duck ;)

>>57307602
i want futas to push me down and have their way with me, financially speaking

>>57306647
Yay! The Democrats are the real racists.
Let's give $500k to every nigger business and the rest of what we have to Israel.

should i put my entire networth into a single uranium company right now? which one?

>>57307541
What is the A-50?

>>57307663
kazatomprom

>>57307663
I have some shares of UUUU. It has been stagnant for a couple of years.

>>57307664
Think of it like mainland China's Dow.

Hello gays,

I am starting a new job that will do a 10% 401K match.

What is the best way to play this? Should I just max out at 10% so 20% untaxed goes into a fund?

Not sure how this sub feels about 401k.

>>57307663
>>57307668
KAP might've fucked their production and need to buy several million pounds on the spot market (or they're wily steppe nomads perpetrating a ruse to drive up U prices). Similar deal for CCJ.

UEC, URNM, and URNJ are all avoiding the crab so I'd say you can't go wrong with them. Especially since the latter two are ETFs.

>>57307674
Try reddit faggot.

>>57307674
Yes. You almost certainly can't beat 100% returns from a 401(k) match.

>>57307674
>sub
it's a thread NIGGER

>>57307390
little furry deer girls...
(this is financial advice)

>chinksect rats are crashing for weeks
>Europe is finally experiencing NIGGER cost
And this affects US how?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>china strong
>xichad
The meme works better in /pol/ and /int/.

>Hang seng no ATH since 2018
>Hang seng lower than 2019
>"h-He! those are just Xi's plans to screw the laowais!
>Shanghai composite hasn't seen an all time high since 2007. Also lower than 2019.
>Same applies to Shenzhen.
>both of which foreigners have 0 exposure to since China doesn't allow laowais to buy A shares
>Chinese RE (that laowais weren't allowed to buy) crashing
>Economy (that laowais aren't part of) eating shit
>Youth unemployment (that don't include laowais) hitting over 25% before the CCP stopped reporting the stat last year
Only think it tells us if you post that here is that you have tons of bags and losses in shit chinese stocks.

>German inflation 3,8%
>after 2,3% last month
Yeah, it's over. Your y/y sheningans are fading.

TBT CALLS

>>57306685
>>57306728
>I wasn't aware that supporting piracy from Africa is winning. If anything it shows desperation. Taking advantage of people with little opportunity who have to risk their life to survive.
>I thought Yemen was in Africa, but I guess it is Asia.
when you are this stupid and ignorant about the topic just stay silent :).

The best things in life are free
But you can give them to the birds and bees

Your love give me such a thrill
But your love don't pay my bills

Money don't get everything, it's true
But what it don't get, I can't use

I need money (that's what I want)
That's what I want (that's what I want)
That's what I want (that's what I want)
That's what I want (that's what I want)

this weekend i started nofap. this will give me a mighty energy which i I will funnel to trading. I will be a millionaire in a month.

Waller is literally going to come in and say that PPI was bussin and send shit&piss to 5200.

>>57307663
URNJ, trust me

red candles ahead
all joy leaves my soul
endurance rewarded with more losses
time itself becomes a mocker, then an enemy, then an oppressor
despair envelops my soul and will not release its grip...

>>57307882
>trust me

lol

Just realized crypto is a scam. Shits crazy. Stocks are for the honest men I believe.

>>57307882
>>57307923
https://youtu.be/41J1nbFABgk?si=FLM68D_ZGED7FjRh&t=39

Why didn't I short yesterday, aaaaah

>my bank transfer still didn't go through
AHHHHHH FUCKING FASTER I NEED TO SLURP FUTAS

I love america. but the fact that trump is going to beat biden in a rematch is so shit.
70% of people would prefer that biden and trump arent the candidates. how do we end up with this shit?

>>57307986
Quite literally still only bots that swing from support to support and resistance etc.

>>57307986
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUFkbUH_GiU

no joe is going to btfo trump. again.

>my short would have printed but I sold early due to PPI surprise
>martin looter coon day comes and chinx dump it
>would have made another 150 bux
FUCK

>>57306624
Risk management paste 404s

I am going to bomb the banks if I miss out on this slurp.

>>57307986
democracy has nothing to do with the voice of the population, especially a bipartisan democracy

>Nearly half of all office loans risk defaulting in 2024

ruh roh raggy

>>57307105
dixie might rally, could be cheaper

>>57308018
Yeah, this market is bullshit. That PPI thing was a complete fuckin scam bulltrap and shook bears (like me) out. I also was shorting on friday, but after that PPI pump I was too cautious and skeptical, as it seemed like that market is completely unhinged now.

>>57308040
I think this dump was just bucktoothed chink rats dumping because they are propagandized 24/7 that war over Taiwan is coming so they don't want to be stuck with their money in US stocks. I am slurping the moment banking kikes move my money.

>>57306800
NAK

>>57306749
>>57307241
I literally told everyone on Friday that ANY outcome of the election were bearish for china. Fucking look at history: when Xi got reelcted at the CCP in 22, the HSI tanked 5%. Why would you even hold chinese shares in elections time, it's beyond me.
Also Chinese authority take AGES until they publicly address a market rout. It took them like 5 days to react while the HSI was taking a massive dump. It's insane how clueless they are with their stock market. They did fire the guy who was explicit about their new game rules and made billions of loss to Tencent tho.

>>57308068
>their new game rules
what are those rules

>>57308071
no more microtransaction allowed (it was a draft), so you can imagine all the business model of the gaming industry getting destroyed in one (1) single statement by that authority

>>57308068
shit wrong pic, here's the HSI when Xi won

killing them softly, good movie

UUP calls? probably

I would probably be gay or atleast bi if futas existed irl

THE MARKET IS RECOVERING AND MY MONEY IS STILL NOT IN MY TRADING ACCOUNT AAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUCKING NIGGERS

>>57308143
7AM is when my work starts.

>DAX analysis
>A sustained break below support at 16,600/500 would increase the chances that a medium-term high is in place at the 17,123 high and warn that a deeper pullback towards the 200-day moving average at 15,967 is underway.

Is this max cope? A break below support would mean higher chance for +17000? LMAO

>>57308150
>THE MARKET IS RECOVERING
In what parallel universe do you live in?

>>57308184
Or maybe I'm understanding it wrong and 17123 was the current high. Hard to tell as numbers are different depending on broket etc.

>>57308185
zoom in

>>57308195
>Zoom in
Ah, you're talking about muh heckin one hour recoooovery?

Xi wants us to invest

>BDI PRESIDENT: THE GERMAN ECONOMY IS AT A STANDSTILL, NO CHANCE OF A RAPID RECOVERY.
IT'S OVER

>>57308209
Sounds like shit is about to crash and burn mid 2024 kek

>https://twitter.com/Chesschick01/status/1747097677769179397

>>57308210
>BDI PRESIDENT
This guy's entire job is begging for government gibs btw. The worse he depicts the situation for the industry, the more gibs

>>57308209
>>57308196
>>57308060
CHINESE NIGGAS

I don't know what the reason was (still dont) but someone wrote a casual "TSLA is so fucked" post the other day so I immediately sold my longs and went short lol
that position is now up like 30%
so thanks to that guy

also does anyone know whats up with TSLA? lol

>CHINA WEIGHS MORE STIMULUS WITH $139 BILLION OF SPECIAL BONDS

oh dear kek

>>57308235
Everyone is realizing that EVs are just a shitty meme and Europe is just a money hole to them.

Remember me?

Will this cause another rate hike?

>>57308323
I'm tired of retards acting like this means anything. That guy who bought VIX 50 calls was nowhere near making it but that didn't stop anyone from acting like Nostradamus was predicting a market crash.

>>57308143
there is absolutely nothing gay about liking futas

im feeling bearish to sbibbish today

>>57308323
good call imo

>>57306828
Because republicans will be really mad this time and they might flip over 2(!!!!) garbage cans in the capital

URNM pumping again lmao

i made it niggas

>>57308336
I hope so. Either that or we are gonna be landing in the biggest depression since the 1930's. Weimar hyperinflation tier shit is scary as fuck tho.

I did it anons, I slurped.
Now only to wait for Waller to give me free $1000 by pumping it to 5200.

>LLY
>MSFT
>BRB.B
>maybe AAPL or JPM


im thinking of splitting the bulk of my portfolio into these 4 and maybe keep a couple of hundred bucks to buy other stuff that i think might be able to beat the SP500 over the year. do you anons think it´s a decent selection?

tightened my stop to profit area if we are gonna get a bobo start to the week.

>>57308427
I'm always worried about stop loss hunters.

>>57308336
Based US ruining global trade for everyone and pulling the ladder up behind them.

>>57308444
checked. true but i also dont want a 30%+ haircut on my portfolio.

i recently had a huge dump on one position and the stop saved me from a big loss.
the risk is too tight stop and then you get stopped before the move starts. or in areas where lot of people have stops so it will get hunted.

Will I have time to close my longs today? I did some retarded shit on pepertual futures and the scammy site I used won't let me close until market open.

Yo chill wtf is futures DOING

>>57308369
I made my entire annual salary thursday and friday last week

>>57308451
they can't stop our shine

How the fuck do I cope being 600 bucks down all time due to options gambling while everyone else is getting rich apparently?

Tell me how to get rich RIGHT FUCKING NOW

>>57308505
short the s&p 500.
the time has come.

>>57308505
You can't, it's like an IQ test, and you're not passing.

CHINA'S PREMIER LI: IN 2023, CHINA'S ECONOMY REBOUNDED AND MOVED UPWARD AND HAD A PREDICTED GROWTH OF 5.2%, HIGHER THAN THE TARGET OF 5%

>CHINA PREMIER LI: NEW TECHNOLOGIES, INCLUDING CLOUD COMPUTING AND BLOCKCHAIN WILL BE APPLIED AT A FASTER PACE

They're going to turn China into a bitcoins hosted on the cloud to make the HSI pump, more BABA calls at open

>>57308532
china is falling, but the government says it's all good.

>>57308565
its communist vibecession and heres why its a good thing

>chink economy is in the shitter
>EU too
>only US showing signs of improvement
Why shouldn't US cut rates? Everyone else will be literally eating dirt while economy gets a boost.
I guess it would be against "international rules" to let other economies crash.

>>57308530
>You can't, it's like an IQ test, and you're not passing.
I have a very high IQ tho, finished my master's degree in CS with honors

>>57308579
rates will be cut when primary dealers are hurt, ie when the repo mechanism is no longer working ie when banks would use their own reserve to buy treasuries (mandatory according to the bureaucrats)

the market is about liquidity and this inflation narrative and ''protecting the population'' are not the major story.

>>57308579
what would be the purpose of cutting rates, if the economy is doing great?

>>57306647
There's a higher chance the stock market will drop to flat zero, than Trump winning a federal election.

>>57308589
clearly not high enough for not losing money buying calls in RH

>>57308595
Did you not read my post retard?

>>57308597
That being said, explain to the people why that is so.

>>57308579
Just let the rest of the world fade into oblivion imo it will be funnier when the smoking avatar china shill kills himself because his bags are worth 0.03% what they are today in 30 years and he has to retire in a cardboard box eating rats.

>>57308589
Counterstrike?

>>57307847
Bet you feel really fucking smart for knowing on which side of the Red Sea the Houthis are.

Went long on Cameco corp with a x5 leverage . Am i gonna make it?

>>57308600
>clearly not high enough for not losing money buying calls in RH
Then enlighten me how not to lose money, clearly you're much smarter than me
>>57308609
>Counterstrike?
Exactly

>>57308605
get your low iq bs out of here. no one is going to hold your hand.

wtf is happening

>>57308620
>nooooo all of us have to kneecap ourselves with high rates or else EU can't afford to import more browns!!!
Poland figured this trick out and I am almost certain US will too.
Then rest of the retarded west will be wondering how Poland dodged a recession and is growing while g*rmans are busy paying money to banks.

>>57308631
pre-market is dumping
it's over
all my ytd gains are gone

>>57308640
you think having high interest rates is kneecapping ourselves? you must be one of the poors.

also, this is you

>>57308640
fuck being like poland

>>57308656
Looks like a real market and not a ponzi.

>>57308656
This is after 8 years of helicopter money.
Poland legitimately could become an economic superpower that drains all money around it like US, but its governments are too fuckstupid to accomplish that.
That being said, the rate cuts will pay a dividend in a few years.

>>57308661
Okay, but how the fuck do you 'make it' in Poland without the magical money multiplying machine? Are you just supposed to work til you die?

>>57308613
cameco is having problems at cigar lake and may have to purchase on the spot market to cover their contracts.

You're either gonna make a shitload of money or lose a shitload of money or make a little bit of money or lose a little bit of money or break even.

Should've longed paladin

>>57308673
By opening a profitable businesses. Which you can't do with high rates raping you.
France also predicts cuts.

>>57308673
>I can only make it when the market goes up eternally (because of inflation).
Lmao

>>57308683
that would assume this person is not lazy, and actually wants to work for his money.

>>57308683
Doesn't 70% of it go to the state because Europe is an overtaxed corrupt shit hole?

>>57308656
>>57308667
ORLEN bros It's over...

>futures

>>57308698
big time. bank earnings soon too.

Yes yes, go on Chyna, LOWER.
>Reduced by 11 Euros

>TFW /smg/ has become /cmg/ CHINA market general.

Honda gave me a 3.90% apr loan on a new car that currently only depreciates about 1k USD every 10k miles. I drive about 3k miles a year.

How long till bitcoin starts trading?

>>57308713
Why would bank earnings be bad? The first ones were good aside from bulk cash they had to give up from regional collapses.

>>57308691
one of the primary reasons to work is to get money that multiplies itself, i thought that was the point of /smg/. I guess investing is jewish though even though we all claim to hate kikes.

>>57308721
Are you loanmaxing?

Poland is so great poo poo pee pee

>CHYNA

>>57308735

>>57308721
>new car
>loan
Anon.. i..

is there a cheaper alternative to y-charts that's pretty good?

>>57308739
Having to because a lot of my money is locked up by a court case waiting on
>>57308746
It's kinda Jewish to charge a 1k sales tax but I don't even own the vehicle since it has a lien on it from the financer. Also not sure if it makes a difference but I wonder if I bought from Delaware if they don't have a sales tax if I would have saved that money. Too late though. Needed a vehicle and used car market is a cemetery.

>>57308761
>BOFA DEEZ NUTS

>>57308741
Geeze, there's a property bubble in Poland... Bullish for ORLEN.

US Navy is imposing a blockade entering Red Sea at the moment. Advising all ships to turn back from sailing near Houthi waters.

>>57308143
Futas by definition have vaginas that can get pregnant, so the only way you could be bi for them is if you were a girl or you'd be born as a futa in that alternate timeline.
>anon posted cute animal pictures
>>57308761
A dick's highest level of erection happens right before it explodes and goes soft.

>>57308505
>while everyone else is getting rich apparently?
They're not, most of them are getting fucked badly. You just hear about the survivors and the scammers. You should be careful and avoid taking undue risk until someday all the stars align, like they did when covid money was pumping the whole market.

>>57308779
Imagine all the OIL burned rerouting those ships.

>>57308779
>imposing a blockade
>advising all ships to turn back
Aren't those mutually exclusive?

>>57308761
Perfect time for a crash on no news

>>57308790
Ships that haven't reachted the blockade yet

>>57308790
What would you call it? They have a very narrow strait where us ships are deployed and they are telling others to rerout

>>57308787
>>57308505
True. I actually posted my losses in december because of this retarded mania bullshit market.

Shouldn't have gambled with K.O. at that time as now the market is again below my K.O. levels. Fuckin assholes, all hot air garbage.

Also not gonna "dIvErSifY" anymore. Literally only lost with that.

That's why I say:
>Wer diversifiziert, verliert.
>(He) who diversifies, loses.

>>57308800
just look up the maritime traffic, nothing is being blocked.

>>57308814
I didn't comment on if there is a blockade or not. Just commented on the "mutual exclusivity"-point.

>>57308810
There's a big fucking difference between telling someone to turn around or you'll fucking kill them, and advising someone to turn around because of uppity sandniggers.

>>57308819
my bad, i clicked the wrong comment. why do people keep saying the shit is blockaded, when it obviously isn't?

>>57308789
my XOM is UP UP UP UP

>>57308830
OIL bears will suffer.

>>57308827
No problem.

>CHYNA

>>57308825
Looks like the Grand Canyon. Americans confirmed sandniggers.

>>57308859
I heard some hearsay on another board how some Anon was with his poor Middle Eastern friend, but the Middle Easterner made fun of Yemenis because the Yemenis were so poor they didn't have cups, instead they used yogurt containers to drink from.

>>57308853
Im slurpin like you wouldnt believe

>>57308887
Seems like they are not poor enough to not be able to bomb ships or even challenge the US navy, lol.

>>57308892
Based.

>>57308887
Also money seems not make you inherently happy. Imagine the joy somebody would feel for when somebody would gift him a cup.

An older guy I trust once told me a story of his friend who is pretty rich, having a villa in Miami and several apartments for rent in germany etc. He told me he was awestruck as he saw this middleaged man cry and lament that he had some issues with some tenants while literally sitting on millions of dollars/euros. And this was prior to the Corona crisis, so those apartments are now probably a lot more worth.

That was a little eyeopening. Money can make you sick.

Anon, you DID short Boeing.... Right?

>>57308926
I don't short because I'm a bloomer

>>57308656
WIG wiggers, it never even started…..

What are we shorting today, boys?

>>57308934
Do you shine shoes by any chance?

>>57308939
Unironically yes

>>57308926
>>57308934
i'm waiting for it to bottom and then will buy a little

>>57308945
Top signal.

buddies, look at computer vix

>>57308934
based

>>57308951
AAAAHHHHHH

>>57308951
Bubble boy

>>57308673
No
You go clean toilets in Scandinavia for 2 months then live like a god in pooland for 10 months

>>57308967
Or you clean toilets in Scandinavia for 2months and then buy ORLEN and earn ~10% dividends per annum. And then after a few years you don't have to clean toilets in Scandinavia because you own gas station toilets in Poland that make you money.

>>57308949
>i'm waiting for it to bottom and then will buy a little
And where do you think it'll bottom?

>CHYNA

I'm bearish on this thread.

I was bearish in the smg two smgs ago. I am still bearish in this one.

I was European last smg, this thread I'm Chinese.

>>57309040
I hate when this happens

Looks we are back to premarket haha

>>57309049
https://youtu.be/zJ07oOKZs7o?t=77

>>57306624
poor china can you imagine being hyped for 40 years and not getting even close at what people believe you can do?

>StinkyPoop
We are so back.

Gee, I guess since they bombed that bakery in Iraq there's no one that could bake us a new bread. This is officially unequivocally the last /smg/, so say what you must and I bid you fairwell.

>>57309105
Goodbye Xi's Most Loyal Baggie

>>57309113
Goodbye Ignorant American. I hope the bubble never pops and you get to cash out and retire.

Cup and handle on 15. I told you niggers the chink rats just gave us free money.

>>57309121
We've mastered the art of the permabubble, we could use a few tactical bear traps to keep things in check though so we can remain at a "perfectly sane and reasonable" 18-25% annual growth. Optimismfags are going to overpump it and break something otherwise.

>>57309140
>permabubble
No bubble lasts forever, but the USA has probably created the longest lasting bubble in history.

Chinese mil corruption is so bad their rocket fuel was cut with impurities and bay doors wouldn't open

The chinks couldn't win a land war if they tried. Their internal corruption has fucked them. Bribery is the rule of law their. They're stealing from the rich to service gov't debt caused by graft in the construction industry. 30% youth unemployment rate. No children being born, worse than us replacement rate.

In short, unless the chinks increase fucking and domestic consumption by 5000% they're fucked.

And also reduce corruption and bribe culture.

>RSI <30 is bearish
Where did this meme start?

>>57309181
>And also reduce corruption and bribe culture.

>>57308579
The rate hikes are ammunition.
If shit gets bad in the future you can’t unload any cuts if you have no rates to cut in the first place.

>>57309181

>>57309185
Getting rid of corruption you don't own isn't getting rid of corruption as a whole. You just took away someone else's.

Chinese society is endemic to it. Fake food, fake product, fake lifestyle, fake people.

>>57309201
USA is at least 2 of those 4 things

>>57309209
difference being, in the us, its printed on the label that its fake. In china if you question it youre sent to the gulag lol.

>>57309201
USA is corrupt too, EU as well.

>>57309233
>>57309233
>>57309233
new
>>57309233
>>57309233
>>57309233
new

>>57309224
You can't avoid corruption, it's rooted in the garbage coding of the waste of oxygen species itself. America has gone a long way in simply normalizing it though. Funnily enough much more corrupt countries than the USA feel compelled to be more cloak and dagger, meanwhile our MSN casually talks about lobbying like it's just another day, no reason to get upset. Transparency has actually helped things it seems.

>>57309236
If you ask me I'd say USA is the most corrupt country ever. When they audited the pentagon and $1T was missing and nothing happened says a lot. Fact of the matter is bureaucrats are lining their pockets more in the US than in any other "more corrupt" country.

>>57306624
Finally this shit is about to go down

>>57309268
bottom signal

>>57308589
>finished my master's degree in CS with honors
then why don't you compute up a way to not be a poor poor, retard?

Thoughts on DTCC? (Cede & Co)