/biz/ - Business & Finance

BUY FUCKING VOO

URANIUM IS THE NEW AI EVERY SELL OFF IS AN OPPORTUNITY TO ADD

>China

>>57303750
It's about sending a message.

>>57302959

>No stocks, but there is football

>I can hear them in the floors at night

TAKE YOUR MEDS SCHIZO
SCHIZO TAKE YOUR MEDS
MEDS NOW

>>57303746
we are so rich it's unreal
>captcha: ATH2

>>57303755
That message being?..

>>57303746
Yeah, if those cunts at NVDA can have an infinite P/E, why not CCJ?

>>57303772
Reading the captcha tea leaves is a dangerous game

Got a good feeling about cotton here.

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1705354778598245.webm

>>57303790
The Chinese market is cheap and will go up in the year of the dragon 2024, as strong as a tank that cannot be stopped.

>>57303798
THE PE WILL GO LOWER AS THE EARNINGS GO UP. HEDGE FUNDS HATE THIS ONE SIMPLE TRICK

>>57303814
They call it the A50 because it's worth about $50.

>>57303814
>the Chinese market is cheap
Because there is no market, markets are of the Capitalist pigs.

I should have taken Buffalo -10...

>>57303822
Yes the FXI ETF is worth around $50.
>>57303865
>markets are of the Capitalist pigs.
Stfu, socialist.

>>57303872
there's still a ton of time left

Imagine not owning Uranium. Could never be me. How stupid are you retards? And no I don't own an overleveraged miner.

ITS HAPPENING!!!!
>Israeli media reports Egyptian firing on IDF positions.

>>57303963
Imagine not owning cannabis. Both physical and equity. And no, I do not own any Canadian operating companies.

>>57304011
I only hold physical weed.

>>57304020
if you consume a product from a brand, you should own that brand. Might as well make money off the company you are spending it on.

>>57303888
>Yes the FXI ETF is worth around $50.
Yeah, after it reverse splits!

But don't worry, I see you got trip 8's. Those are lucky in China or something.

>>57304039
Private growers.

>>57303963
I only own semiconductor stocks

>>57304046
The digits have confirmed that FXI fair value is $50. If you're not buying you literally hate money.

>>57304003
Stop spreading Jewish lies, Baggie. We know your EIS shorts are underwater.

Will 2024 be her year?

>>57304083
If I wanted to buy worthless Chink shit, I'd just browse Amazon.

>>57304064
>MSOS
>MSOX

>>57304116
You can find whatever you're looking for cheaper on Temu or AliExpress.

>>57304124
Sorry, not buying your bags. Shit is too cheap and minimal potential for market expansion.

>>57304138
Nah, in that case I'd hold off. Seems everything in China gets cheaper every week.

>>57304075
Thats a very cute and rare pepe you have

Going in my collection

>>57304170
What can I say, everything they produce is at an affordable price.

>>57303888
>hurr durr, let me dump my money into a communist party led country, while hating you for being socialist!
You get what you pay to get.
ARKK? You decide.

>>57304197
>communist
They're Fascist... Learn the difference commie.

>>57304204
>communist
>Fascist
same picture.

>>57304204
You trying to lose social credit points, Chung?
>The Chinese Communist Party (CCP) frames its ideology as Marxism adapted to the historical context of China, often expressing it as socialism with Chinese characteristics.
>Socialism with Chinese characteristics is a set of political theories and policies of the Chinese Communist Party (CCP) that are seen by their proponents as representing Marxism–Leninism adapted to Chinese circumstances and specific time periods, consisting of Deng Xiaoping Theory,
>Drawing inspiration from Lenin's New Economic Policy,[9] Deng's theory encouraged the construction of socialism within China by having it develop "Chinese characteristics,"[10] which was guided by China's economic reform policy with the goal of self-improvement and the development of a socialist system. His theory did not suggest improvement or development of China's closed economic system, but rather, overthrowing the existing economic system for a more open one.

>>57304224
not this shit again

>niggerball
>braindead political takes
New atl. Don't catch a falling knife

>>57304224
>>57304257
>not this shit again
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
He's so ignorant lmfao.
>>57304244
>bla bla bla.
You can own property in China you can own stock you can own a business etc... There is no private property in communism get that in your head doesn't matter what the party is called Communist or Maoist or whatever the fuck, when you're allowed to own private property.

>>57304257
>n-no!
>socialism, facism, marxism, leninism, faggotism are all distinctly different!
Its the exact same shit, no I will not elaborate.

>>57304275
:(

>>57304244
>Much of Xi Jinping Thought comes from Xi's 2013 speech, delivered a month after he became the CCP General Secretary.[14] Beginning his speech, Xi said:

>"First of all: Socialism with Chinese characteristics is socialism, not any other “ism.” The guiding principles of scientific socialism thus cannot be abandoned. Our Party has always emphasized adherence to the basic principles of scientific socialism, but adapted to the particular conditions of China. This means that socialism with Chinese characteristics is socialism, not some other doctrine... It was Marxism-Leninism and Mao Zedong Thought that guided the Chinese people out of the long night and established a New China, and it was socialism with Chinese characteristics that led to the rapid development of China."

Long PRU, LMT

Selling bitfarms cause bad rebar. What to buy? $60k worth. I'll buy SOXL weeklies if you don't give me anything good

>>57304325

>>57304325
its a smart investment by bitfarms if you think about it. everyone knows the company wont exist in 10 years so why spend extra?

>>57304003
big if true

>Buy CHINA
>Buy OIL
That's all you have to do for 2024.

Hope you had a happy James Earl Ray day, smg bros
>buy stocks and other financial related topics

>>57304003
Fake and gay...

>>57304151
stay poor mi amigo.

>>57304403
>$6k account
>stay poor

>>57304403
Nice $6,000 poorfolio lmao. Imagine how rich you would be if you had some real buy in capital.

IT'S ESCALATING...
Ballistic missile from Iran kills a businessman in Erbil/Iraq and his family

>>57304426
There's 0 (zero, nil, nada) chance Biden starts a war during the election.

>>57304426
>Arabs killing Arabs
shocking

>>57304418
>>57304422
the rest of my money is tied up in two separate businesses. Ya nerds

>>57304426
Bearish for OIL companies in Iraq although they cannot produce OIL anyway because the Turks shut down the only pipeline they can export through.

>>57304435
I dunno democrats are pro war now apparently.

>>57304449
Well why don't you post it cause you're flexin so hard?

>>57304435
>he thinks biden decides anything that is happening.
>Didn't even know his top official was laid out in bed for days as missions were carried out.
This administration really pulled the curtains back for the people to see how the deep state functions

What's the best way to invest in avocado?

>>57304455
Laundering money through Ukraine? Sure.

But the dune coons have launched dozens of drone, mortar, and missile attacks at our bases and ships in the region. DC's response? Like two airstrikes.

>>57304426
>iran
>offing chairman of some real estate developer in iraq
Yeah nah, someone probably wanted him ded and just blamed iran.

>>57304435
That's how Putin secured his seat in the upcoming election. It can work sometimes.

I got an offer for my old job at $15/hr but I have an interview for a “personal banking” position for $22/hr. I’m introverted and don’t know how to do sales but I’m also poor as shit, not sure if I can jump into something blind like this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KdgXyY7MjVM
Have a wonderful day/night wherever you are, anon.
Money rain down on you.

>>57304435
Did your representation offer 4 zero or 3, as nothing is the most absolute negative you can get, and thus 4 negatives = a positive, and you're warning us that Biden will be starting a war?

>>57304486
>hurr durr
>IRAN'S REVOLUTIONARY GUARDS SAY IT HAS DESTROYED WITH BALLISTIC MISSILES 'THE ESPIONAGE HEADQUARTERS OF ISRAEL'S MOSSAD IN IRAQ'S KURDISTAN' - FARS NEWS AGENCY

>>57304470
I know. That's just metonymy for lucid Biden (president from 1pm to 3pm every other day), Jill, the Obamas, AIPAC, White House staffers, and whoever else in State and Defense wields a scrap of power. Point is, no war.

>>57304462
I may be a retard; but to doxx myself? never go full retard.

Iran boms the fucking US consulate in Iraq and sold my LMT Last week fuuuuuuuuuuck

>>57304490
Well let me know when we start repositioning a few divisions into the area over a month or two because that playbook can't be run overnight.

In the late Summer of 1929, Joe Kennedy's shoe shine nigger gave him some stock tips. He knew that if the shoe shine nigger was into stocks then it was the
TOP
SIGNAL
and sold all of his stocks just before
THA
GREAT
HEEM.
Here we are almost 100 years later and this place and reddit are filled with shoe shine niggers giving stock tips.

>>57304493
Zero is not negative, it's obviously positive.

>>57304446
>>57304450
>>57304486
Yeah it sems a highly random attack, supposedly Iranians wanted to strike the US consulate in Erbil, a Mossad intelligence gathering post and an ISIS headquarters but instead they hit a real estate developer, a childrens' hospital, a pharmacy and the last bakery in Aleppo.
Doesnt seem to be of /buz/ relevance. Sorry for the interruption, please carry on.

>>57304483
AVO, but something in Mexico is likely a better deal. Apparently the cartel holds families hostage and farmers have to give them land as the ransom.

>>57304530
>the last bakery in Aleppo.
That fucking bakery. How many times did it get hit?

>>57304485
Anon you do realize glowniggers are literally paying some farmers to shoot bottlerockets just so they can distract normies from Israel genociding Palestine right?

It's kinda like how ISIS just popped up out of nowhere with top of the line video editing equipment to only kill and destabilize Muslim countries.

>>57304496
...and that proves?

>>57304518
The amount of shoe shiners has increased by too many. Monkeys with typewriters and all that.

>>57304535
Yeah, Lebanon, Yemen, and Iran are attacking Zionist forces but for some reason Iraq and Syria are completely peaceful. They'd be pacifists if not for those darn omnipotent glowies.

>>57304535
>[world event] is happening to distract americans from [thing]!!!!
It was a dumb as fuck argument to make when le hunter biden laptop was all the rage and it's dumb as fuck now. The "glowniggers" fucking wish they had that kind of pull over world events.

>>57304530
>and the last bakery in Aleppo.
!!!!

>>57304518
>since 1929 this bullshit narrative about markets being only for elites has been repeated
>prior to ETrade, this held some value
>It's 2024 and free trade platforms have existed for a decade, and these niggers are still trying to press that ownership of shares is eliite
>and you've been repeating this since 1929 anyway
>>57304527
Zero is the absolute lack of anything, and there is no such thing in our universe, thus to be at zero is to be in a negative position to everything existent.

Short GS.

>>57304559
No dash in front of it, therefore zero is NOT negative.

>>57304568
Zero is the only condition that does not exist.

Long F.

>>57304559
0 is a placeholder, ya dingus

>>57304530
>Yeah it sems a highly random attack, supposedly Iranians wanted to strike the US consulate in Erbil, a Mossad intelligence gathering post and an ISIS headquarters but instead they hit a real estate developer, a childrens' hospital, a pharmacy and the last bakery in Aleppo.
LMFAO. Wouldn't expect anything less...

>>57304574
Zero is the long term price of F. And if it has to be either positive or negative, it goes in the positive category.

Highly doubt mossad has anythung to do with the building iran hit.

That building hasnt has a diplomatic function since 2003.
Its literally iran just destroying empty buildings...just doing enough as to not draw our anger

>>57304557
>TFW anons from Aleppo realize they cannot bake new breads on 4chan...

got 30k to spend, what should i buy? nvda?

>>57304578
Only on a scale or graph, and then only in relative positioning predetermined by the creator of set. As a real number it is the only one that absolutely cannot be shown. I can show a condition of being negative things in the 4th Dimension. But even there, the things exist, away from me.
Nothing doesn't exist.

That's Long TSLA

>>57304554
>>57304556

>glowniggers dont do anything
>nothing to see here
>dont ask any questions
>its those sand people organically doing it again
>we need to invade another muslim country for democracy

getting pretty tired of this rerun desu

>>57304505
$6,004.30 net worth confirmed.

>>57304597
This.>>57304362

>>57304603
Yeah dawg we're totally invading Iran any day now just 2 more weeks til the draft bro

>>57304598
nothing absolutely exists. The vacuum of space. Don't you go philosophy existentialism combined with particle physics mixed with numerology on me. Fundementals=0 is a placeholder for another number. i.e. the void of space is waiting to be filled

>>57304603
>Trust the plan. Langley patriots in control.
Yeah, I'm longing RTX because the retards in intelligence are going to get us torn apart and we'll need all the missile reloads we can get.

>With the Bank of Japan slowly loosening its grip on Japanese government bond yields, the country's investment firms are scrambling to prepare for an era of higher interest rates and volatility. That also means the return of physical trading floors.

based. bring em back

>>57304623
They can't invade Iran or they would. Bombing the fuck out of Yemen for Democracy is totally on the table though

>>57304626
Space isn't a vacuum, it's full of magnetic fields and photons and all kinds of particles, as well as gravity and time.
>0 is a placeholder for another number. i.e. the void of space is waiting to be filled
You should have used e.g. to be completely accurate. Yes, it's a placeholder for another number because it doesn't exist. Like I said, on a scale, you can appoint 0. But you cannot walk away from your thoughts and point to zero. Everything you use to point and everything you point at, both physically and by the process of identifying it, makes it something.

That's Long Russell 2000.

>>57304446
>iranians
>arabs
Kek nice try but no. arabs and jews are both semites and iranians arent.

Which video card should I buy to trade faster? I was thinking an RTX 4090 but damn that shit is expensive. Maybe a 3090? Or something from Intel. Can't go wrong with Israeli sourced trading equipment. Thoughts?

why is uranium pumping so hard right now?

>>57304667
>even her imaginary boyfriend that doesn't exist is 6'2"

>>57304685
poojeets.

Long BK.

>>57304667
depends on what you want it to do
if you want to trade faster, move to ny and get high speed internet

>>57304685
NIGGERS AND JEWS
son,
NIGGERS AND JEWS

>>57304667
RTX A2000 12 GB, save your watts

>>57304197
>muh USSR
right out the gate with some dumbfuck nonsense lmao didn't read

>>57304650
There will be nothing to trade since the Yen will strengthen so much. All the "carry trades" will need to liquidate.

>>57304715
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8IQudhlTPM

Long MSFT

i wish i had more money to buy stocks

>>57304735
>Long MSFT
I'd rather listen to OLAOLU AGANGA she's investing in CHINA.

>>57304741
Don't we all? You will never have enough that's the simple truth.

I hope you sold your Chinese stocks today, anon.

Tomorrow won't be pretty.

>>57304748
I would love to invest in China some day. But with a Communist Ideology at the forefront of their institutions, specifically their military, they're a few well placed bullets from long march #2.

Long SCHW

>>57304774
>Selling Chinese stocks.
Won't be doing any of that.

>>57304650
bring them back. i m ready

>>57304685
it wants to make sure everyone gets long

>>57303798
just cant stop losing

chyna

>>57304791
what happens if I yank on her tail?

>CHINA

Is 2024 the year you move up the ladder anons?

>>57304910
>Let it collapse.

>>57304774
no one bought or sold anything today, genius

>>57304960
Anon markets outside of America we open...

>>57304975
so I can sell my NASDAQ JD shares on the German market?

>>57304910
>be jealous of other's productivity or you're just trying to make other people be in charge of me!

>>57304960
Pff that's like saying high school sports are real sports.

>>57303738
why?

>>57304999
I think the eat for your class (aristocrats) are not productive at all. and just get to enjoy life without any risk or making decisions. I hope to get to that level one day.

>>57304994
JD Is listed in Hong Kong that's where I bought my JD shares.

>>57305028
Are you a Chinaman?

>>57305044
No I'm a yurofag.

Some kid tried to talk to me on his wagie break at the fast food place I dined at.
He didn't seem very bright and I think he took the fact I couldn't hold up my end of the conversation or make eye contact as I didn't like him. I feel bad now.

>>57305021
naw, you'll kill yourself to avoid ennui if you just attempt to avoid labor.
it's inhuman to be completely without efforts on you own behalf. even if you argue they're faking it because they
>don't have to
Nobody has to, all of us can be naked and cold most of the time, and act in savage manner.

>>57303963
>physical U enthusiast
Based. Nothing better on a cold winter evening than the warning glow of warm glowing uranium

>>57305067
exactly.
If I were to finally achieve my goal of $30-40,000/year in passive income, enough to support myself, I would still work, just a jobs that I like.
sitting still and vegetating - I hate that

Stocks won't always go up in your lifetime anons pic rel

>>57305067
>ennui
Anon, I would gladly just spend my time looking for investments to make more money and not working for someone else.

>>57305059

>>57305081
unabated mass immigration anon. ever turn on the news?

>>57305081
> implying elties haven't been making up the difference by importing the third world since the 1980s
and we haven't even touched the tip of sub-Saharan African potential

>>57305078
>i will work in the places I want to work when I can afford it
>my life is an account of time, and I am spending it engaged less than optimally
Unless your joy is making ballons for blind kids, certainly your desired job can be done for money right now?

>>57305081
>the father is still there
fake news

>futures
uh oh

>>57305096
>we haven't even touched the tip of sub-Saharan African potential
that's literally Baltimore. the slaves are that potential, please get a history book.

Short AAPL.

>>57305102
I still can't afford a place to live it would be retarded to downgrade my salary for "muh feelings".
If I have land or enough passive income to cover rent and then some, then sure I can start shopping around for cooler careers

>>57305096
>1980s
1890s

Why are we dumping ON NO NEWS!?!?!

>>57305154
>not flipping a coin every day to decide whether to dump or pump

I forget to drink these days... China has got me feeling numb already.

https://youtu.be/kXYiU_JCYtU?t=52

>>57303728
Jump jump jump!!! Do it do it!

Idgf what happens tomorrow as long as jews are jumping out of windows to their death

Ultra turbo green tomorrow. Buy SOXL

>>57304994
You can theoretically short JD shares in the German market and that'd cancel out your Nasdaq position. Then when the 'daq opens tomorrow morning you sell there and cover your short in Krautland.

>>57305081
It doesn't have to go up as long as it has real returns.

>>57304403
nice msox stack
i only have 100

BOIL
>BOIL
BOIL
>BOIL
BOIL
>BOIL

>>57305218
Total kike death and half the fidelity niggers, deal?

>>57304667
Voodoo 3 ofc

If my broker won't let me make spreads would it make sense to open two brokerages and make one leg in one brokerage and the other leg in the other brokerage?

>>57305118
>cooler careers
So you don't actually have a job you like? Then why did you bring it up?

Long MAN

>>57305154
yeld curve has been inverted for over a year and the chickens are coming to roost

Bros how do I profit from the shit happening in the Red Sea right now? Shit's escalating quite a bit right now.

>>57304362
There's something about that area around her navel having a bit of belly fat that makes me diamonds, yum!

>>57305228
BASED
>BASED
BASED
>BASED
BASED

>>57305248
>futures already have a bid

Two more weeks

>>57304362
Those bottoms are very unflattering

>>57305228
I've got more
KOLD
>KOLD
KOLD
and
OIL
>OIL
OIL
but will get more
BOIL
>BOIL
BOIL
on the next good pullback. I'm ready to see my KOLD get a lot greener at 8pm.

>threads are more active now than premarket

>>57305256
She's hot from head to toe.

>>57305294
Premarket is during eurobongschnitzel hours

Can someone shill me VOO?
What have been the historic year-by-year returns between 2018 and now?

>>57305294
>premarket
We're all here for China premarket.

>>57305309

>>57305309
It's the same as spy which is the same as the s&p

>everyone is in here to celebrate martin luther kangs birthday

>>57305323

>>57305299
>she
implants look the same on a dude or a chick. someone get that guy a burger, he's too skinny.

Long WAL

Jews should be removed from Israel and dumped into the ocean. The stock market would go in to a 9001 year bull eun

>>57305256
>Shit's escalating quite a bit right now.
Container stocks have been mooning for weeks as the redirected ships gobble up previously bearish 2024 oversupply. The only recent change from escalation has been *tankers* now redirecting. LPG, FRO, TRMD, TNK, STNG, TNP, those kinds of companies would have a leg up.

>>57305294
Niggers don't have self discipline so don't wake up and treat this like a job. There are a lot of niggers here.

>>57305346
I don't think she has implant. If she does well the plastic surgeon knows his shit.

are these sandniggers going to start ww3 and take my portfolio with them?

>China is open on MLK Day
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1705365685680662.webm

>>57305383
Just buy OIL.

>>57305383
>ww3
Lmao. If another sandbox adventure kicked off tomorrow you'd doompost about it for 3 days and then buy RTX.

>>57305383
>are these sandniggers going to start ww3
WWIII has been going on since 1946
>and take my portfolio with them?
you'll be fine, nothing is more priced in than the Near East and Middle East being fuckwits

>>57305367
>Niggers don't have self discipline so don't wake up and treat this like a job
Shit posting on a Ostrich Egg Connoisseur board?

Short CSCO

give me a good buy and hold that isn't in tech

>>57305312
>bug market
speak for thyself.

>futures

>>57305294
>being awake at 9am EST

>>57305435
LOCKHEED MARTIN

I will not stop buying TUP no matter how many threatening letters the NYSE sends

>>57305434
>a
*an

SHORT
EVERYTHING

>>57305116
mr. nikkei i dont feel so good

The HOOD 24 hr market just opened and muh
KOLD
>KOLD
KOLD
position jumped from minus 2.3% to plus 9% instantly.

Cleaned my PC out today. Boy howdy did that need it. Stopped smoking months ago but the clogs from it were still there. Now it should be fine. Gotta clean every 6 months. I have been soooo lazy with my art.

>>57305453
>>57305435
LMT is like the KO of MIC companies. Anon should hold CW, the CELH of the MIC companies.

What has the spirit of that ape done to the markets bros.

>24 hour market open
AMD weeklies are dying in real time

>>57305444
I mean I'll check those digits, but It doesn't change the fact that you're a chud.

>>57305529
GET OVER HERE

>>57305588
CHECKED.

>>57303927
how much did you lose?

BTW philly is gonna win the next one easy

If BRK.B keeps going at a steady pace of 10%, will there be any chance that at some point they make a class C stock? I mean, at some point the same logic will apply as to why there is a class B stock; some new investors will simply not have that money.

>>57305542
>CELH
that one seems nice

>>57305611
These deep value investments are extremely rare to come by... Checked.

Futures.bros

What the fuck

>>57305620
More likely they'd do a split. BRK.A doesn't split as that would tarnish its voting rights.

>>57305620
No, they'd just spilt .b, b doesn't have voting rights, it's not just a "cheaper .a"

>>57305627

>>57305633
>>57305634
that makes sense and i don´t know why i didn´t remeber they could do that

>>57305611
stacking calls now

>1 BRK.A is half a million dollars
WTF as a kid I thought it was nuts that 1 share was 30 thousand dollars. That's crazy.

>>57305627
Should have let the market be open today so people could sell

>>57305596
Paladin was so BASED he obviously intentionally made us a CHECKEM pic 50 years before the chins even existed.

>>57305656
BASED.

BAGGIE. WHERE DO YOUR LOINS LIE.

WHAT ARE YOUR LOYALTIES. YOU HAVE 2 SECONDS

>>57305588
I just realized some KOLD KALL KLAN profit.

>CHYNA

>>57305708
and just boughted a little more
BOIL
>BOIL
BOIL

sold half my JD bags. sorry chinkbros

>>57305744

>>57305710
STILL SHORT INDIA THE HINDENBERG ADANI REPORT STILL HASN'T PLAYED OUT YET

>>57304685
kazatomprom, the world's largest uranium miner came out a week ago and said they wouldn't be able to meet their extraction goals, due to supply chain issues and specifically issues with sulfuric acid.

cameco also has issues with their main mine. the spot price of uranium has gone from $50-60 to $90-100 in the last few months. most miners can make money around the $80 mark.

the rise in the spot price is largely due to a serious supply issue, there are not enough lbs being pulled out of the ground. numerous ultities companies have sent out orders that have been unfilled. in addition, new nuclear plants are being proposed and built. and existing plants that were set for closure are now being extended by decades

the uranium thesis is playing out. It just took a few years.

>>57305710
THIS IS FWAMING DWAGON! FXI PRICE TARGET NOW 500 DOLLARS! LISTEN HERE JACK BELONG TO US NOW!

>OH MY HECKIN ZEIHENCE IT'S TIME TO PANIC AAAAAAAAAAAA SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SLELLS SLSL LEL SLLSLE SLLS LELSL L

Just want the markets to open back up in the usa. cool neato holiday for some guy lets get the markets going. 24/7 already you boomers

>>57305798
>OOOOOH MYYYYYYY BAAAASEDECE I'M SELLING I'M SELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIINNNNNNGGGGG

>>57305812
we can't even get instantaneous settlements

>>57305812
Markets are open on HOOD, we tradin'.

CHINA bros...

Futures bros


WTFWT

>CHINA

https://youtu.be/4qlCC1GOwFw?t=39

>saudis about to buy out Kroger and other US grocery chains thru Softbank

Bearish for the world superpower?

Sell.

>>57305812
24 hour trading is open for at least four different platforms. Hood, TDAmeri, MorganStan, InteractiveBrokers,

Also, turns out, my bags were actually sold Friday, I was mistaken. All clear, and fuck you Conyers.

https://youtu.be/Qlugk_Y6TFw?si=koWgO4TDXHF101my&t=483

>>57305869
>TDAmeri

>>57305831
Not even close. The US should get T+1 settlement in a few months if all goes to plan.

It's literally over tomorrow isn't it bros
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zw79RVnlCb0

>>57305869
But only HOOD has
TWO HUNNIT AND TWENNY FIE
stooks and ETFs that you can trade.

>>57305900
>S&P futures down 0.26%
Yes.

>>57305879
After labor day if it stands.

>>57305911
AAAA FUCKING CHINX

>>57305911
good finally

THE GLOBALIST ELITES ARE AT DAVOS WATCHING TRUMP WIN AND DUMPING EVERYTHING

I need the us economy to crash tomorrow so I can make like $4000

>>57305938
I wish. Sadly, they really like owning everything.

>>57305943
You have to be legitimately retsrded to think the market will -4%.

>>57305943
should have bought tup. screencap this.

>>57306005
sure thing

Futures mega healing

Maybe green by 10

I'm looking to invest in two products

Hotpot, and miniatures

Give me two international stocks and where to buy them to that represent these

I would also like to invest in a local business. Do I just approach the owner with a contract?

>hmm I should invest in this authoritarian communist country with a 100 year track record of taking things from wealthy and capitalists

>>57306088
when will they learn?

so it's trump versus biden now? what does this mean for stocks?

>>57306116
where do you get a gf like this?

>>57303746
>>57303772
>>57303798
>>57304833
>>57303963
>>57305071

Buying URANIUM related stonks now is
like buying BRK,A- in 1996?

>>57303790
ching chong pee pee poo poo

>>57306044
shorting NVO tomorrow morning. who's with me?

>>57306088
>record of taking things from wealthy and capitalists
Name 1 case when a "communist country" did this in recent history. I remember US/EU stealing property from the local Russian oligarchs a couple of years ago. I mean I guess France is kinda communist so maybe that's what you're talking about

>>57306050
It appears that you have not gotten the memo that anything other than
NATGAS AND OIL
is
GAY
A
Y

>>57306050
>Hotpot
• Haidilao (6862.HK)
• Yihai (1579.HK)
>miniatures
• CMON (1792.HK)
• Games Workshop (GAW.L)
>I would also like to invest in a local business. Do I just approach the owner with a contract?
Yes. You can also talk to a small business broker.

>>57306137
Korea.

>>57306088
When they ban selling? Yes. Absolutely. With hands and feet.

>>57306116
god I want her feet on my face right now

>>57306118
Nothing because Trump was always a lock and the election's 10 months away. That means like a 5% chance of Biden straight up dying, aside from all the other curveball shit that could happen.

>>57306140
No, more like buying GME in mid Jan 2021.

can someone explain why I never believe myself and underbuy winners?

GODDAMN IT JUST MAKE THE PBOC CUT RATES

>>57306340
Just bee urself :^)

>>57306340
What is your strategy?

I usually keep a long term and short term position that I just sell calls on for income.

I don’t touch anything under $1

>>57306365
bee's are good girls

>>57306374
i prefer deers

>>57304535
Delusional.

Thread is almost dead.
Be quick.
Explain how you are going to deal with the 2024 Recession.

>>57306380
Yeah I feel you.

>>57306340
NIGGERS AND JEWS
son,
NIGGERS AND JEWS

>>57306398
buy stocks that i think will go up

>>57306459
this

>>57306459
This, but I'll probably fuck it up.

>>57306476
Yeah I'll finally have money to invest this year, but I'll fuck it up also.

Support for Trump is even bigger than anticipated. Historic Iowa victory by margin and quickness. Biden approval looks ugly as fuck.

They are literally shaking in their pants at the prospect of Trump 2.0 and they will do everything to stop it.

You know what this means don't you? EVERYTHING WILL GO UP. They fucking can't afford to not have the stock market absolutely rip this year. A recession would be the final nail in Biden's coffin. They will avoid it at all costs. They will print so much money and do so much fiscal stimulus that COVID helicopter money will look like a joke in comparison.

This is mega bullish for stocks this year. We dump next year but until then enjoy the ride.

>>57306498
lol they won't ever let him anywhere near the white house again no matter what it takes

>>57306421
Wow... How doelightful...

>china has 0 green days this year
cant wait for a 1 percent pump day for ching chong land after 2 more weeks of dumping. we warned you. never buy chink stocks

>>57306362
Not until the Fed does, gweilo.

>>57306498
VP Haley then an unfortunate heart attack (poor guy, didn't you hear he was obese though?).

>>57306562
maybe higher for longer really is bullish since china is taking it up the ass

I have decided to give up my morning sausage McMuffin and instead setting a $2 daily VOO market buy

>>57306562
>china capitulates and does stimmies
>destroys America's stock market while pumping their own

I HAVE AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE!!! Baker, kindly bake the next thread.

Baking

>>57306591
Be sure to call the thread
>2024 Recession edition

>>57306590
running stimulus while other states have better risk premiums is how you turn currency into toilet paper, the only option is to dump us bonds on the market to try to defend but then you're weakening your portfolio

>>57306624
>>57306624
>>57306624
Celebrate the next thread by buying YINN.

>>57306518
Free too, government doesnt want you to know this.

Still a little life left in this thread... I think...

>>57306698
Room for some more NATGAS AND OIL to combat the gayness.

>>57306398
Continue my DCA into QLD & bitcoin, crashes are buying opportunities, nothing more

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>>57306624
>>57306624
>>57306624

>>57306919
*like*

>>57303800
laughed, take this

>>57305359
Nah, let them have Israel, under the condition that every person with jewish dna in them, has to live there.