/biz/ - Business & Finance

its so weird that the market is closed just as much for black people as it is closed for that jesus dude

>>57301165
Not closed for leafs or euros though.

>>57301165
jesus was a black jew. coincidence?

>>57301165
That's what we get for letting the jews in during the mid 20th century.

>>57301129
Who was this martin luther king?
What did he do?

YOU WILL NOT TRADE TODAY

>>57301129
>>57301152 #
...the ship reported no injuries and no serouis damage and is continueing on its way.

Literally nothing

Anybody betting on the houthis to do real damage is stupid. The only thing they are good at is killing invaders. They are not a notable offensive force

>>57301190
jesus was a roman, like his father

>>57301195
He was the first King of America.

>>57301195
some rapist dude who stole the real martin luthers name then put 'king' on the end because blacks are retarded and think 'we waz kangs n shit.'

RIP bears

>>57301277
Wow so what in the actual fuck was the point of that?

>China

>cannabis, simple as
Happy nignog day everybody.

>>57301277
So what is he going to get in return for Russia's surrender?

>>57301195
>martin luther king
It's Martin LOOTER KANG.
You will respect his name.
He died for White Americans so that they may become the 56% they are today.

>>57301277
RIP bulls
war is bullish

>>57301277
And all but 3 Israeli divisions withdrawn from Gaza.

>>57301277
>daddy biden cant give him any more monies
>p-peace?!
What a fucking waste of billions of dollars.

>>57301285
The field testing of all that American tech

>>57301311
That makes sense.

SAVE sisters where is the decision

>>57301291
>CHINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

>>57301307
>200 days and israel can’t do shit

Lmao.

>>57301277
Why does Switzerland get to delegate peace talks? What power and sway do they have?

>>57301342
Their swiss. They dont sttack anyone and havent since the 1300s
everyone loves switzerland being nuetral sittong safely on its mountain

CRISPR THERAPUTICS

>>57301285
Military industrial complex gotta stay sharp for the coming depression

>>57301277
>Just two more weeks and there'll be peace.
The talks will fall through as per usual.

>>57301342
Probably because they have dirt on both sides. Also, these aren't "peace" talks, this is Moscows surrender we're talking about here. Zelensky better get Putlers head.

>>57301337
I want to see a switcheroo where the IDF has to square off against Ukraine and Russia deploys against Gaza.

>See? We told you your estimates were way too optimistic!

>>57301245
The most mid chick on the planet

>>57301129
>market's closed
not my TSX

Speaking of Switzerland, whatever happened with Credit SWIZZ?

So I just bought a Telus $5000 bond 3.75% with maturity January 17th, 2025 for $4960 ....
I bought this through my bank.

As soon as I submitted the order, it showed up on my holdings with a market value of $3760.

Are Canadian banks scamming their customers? What the fuck is going on

>>57301376
Nobody was surprised, so the bear thesis didn't go anywhere.

>>57301337
Their military is a joke

>>57301291
Don't worry, it's not like there's any major economic or demographic data being published about China this week.

Oh.

>>57301377
Dis nigga gotta hold to maturity lmaooo

>>57301363
Retard take. Russia has had enough also

shill me a Taiwan Invasion portfolio right now.

what´s the best way i can make a commie teacher of mine seethe? i was thinking of picking up some dog shit into a bag and put it on fire before trowing it into his office. i fucking hate his class so much

>>57301277
But war is bullish?

>>57301423
Tell him that every single form of centralized governance besides communism has worked for more than a century.

>>57301363
>>57301398
Why are they even mentioning peace talks? Doesn't Ukraine have that big spring offensive to launch?

Also, can we laugh at the fuck americans have a literal holiday for a lecherous nigger that got off from fucking white prostitutes
The USA is literally centred around worshipping niggers

>>57301377
uh oh stinky
the bank pocketed almost the entire difference between the yield and the coupon
lmfao

>>57301436
i need to finish his class first, but i have no fucking clue what im supposed to learn because i gave up on physically atending his classes and it´s all garbage literature like "Infocracy- Byung-Chul Han"

>daytrading is bullshit and technical analysis is astrology for finance
>value investing doesnt work because i have to compete with hedgefunds that price in if a fly is farting on the other side of the planet
>Growth investing doesnt work because startups are all scams or fall very early or get fucked over by bigger companies
what the fuck am i supposed to do?

>>57301451
if true, these literal nigger cunts are going to pay.
I'll move $50,000 away from this shitty RBC bank somewhere else, I don't care

>>57301398
Putin needs to win the elections no chance there's peace talks before that unless Russia comes out for them as a winner.
>>57301440
It's just PR "We're trying to make peace but those damn Russians don't want peace they want to conquer us"

>>57301460
What, indeed? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ue7iMBfwkr8

>>57301440
Ukraine is out people

Simple as

The war is alot of inflationary pressure..from everything from fuel to food.

>>57301364
>baggie
>UM AKSHUALLY IT'S THE OPPOSITE

>>57301377
>he put his money in a bank
>he didn't invest in a operating company with assets and services
>he didn't buy precious metals
>he bought a digital iou to another central bank from a corrupt country
whatdya think was gonna happen?!?! being mature doesn't mean you will be happy

RUSSIA NOT INVITED
LETS HAVE PEACE WITH OURSELVES

>>57301277
>money stops pouring in
>calls for peace
interedasting

>>57301460
You use fundamentals. Read every quarterly of the interested business. Look into macro economics of certain industries and see if you can spot an opportunity. If you do, explain your theory here for us to formulate and test with you. At the moment, I would just hold cash and wait for the eventual dump. It is an election year and we are once again talking about peace in the middle east.
>commercial real estate is currently crashing.

>>57301503
OY VEY, stop being so anti-semetic, goy!

>>57301488
I wanted a 9% interest year-on-year, I was providing a service.
The bank's website advertises a 9% annual yield ...

>LiveSquawk
>@LiveSquawk
>UK Inflation Will Plunge To 1.5% In May, ING Economist Predicts - BBG
Today is MLK-DAY not APRIL FOOLS' day

>>57301423
you gotta be 18 to post here kiddo

>>57301547
>inflation is 1.5%
>After 3 years of 10%
Thank you government very cool!

>double bottom FTSE and DAX
obvious pump tomorrow

>>57301363

They say they don't trust the west anymore, let's see if they can follow through on that. The logical thing to do is sign zero deals and concede nothing, march west, encircle Kiev and impose constitutional disarmament on the remaining ukie rump-state, like the Japanese. Else you will be fighting this war again in 10 years once the US has ramped up its artillery and drone production and has replenished its ukie slave army.

>>57301419

YANG
INTC
MEXX

Is anyone else hedging for the rescheduling of cannabis? if so, what tickers you accumulating? For me, it is MSOX.

>>57301593
Biden isn't going to give stoners anything in an election year.

>>57301466
I CAN SEE THE NIPPLE. CITIBANK WILL MOON SOON

>>57301536
What have we told you about banks? I only use a bank for business because I legally have to. Otherwise I would totally just use my own vault with accounting. Banks are so the government can keep track of your finances; and keep the stock market afloat. And issue interest notes that will put a person into financial ruin.

>>57301469
If Ukraine was out of people can't they start borrowing people from Poland, or Germany or California?

>>57301616
>I CAN SEE THE NIPPLE
Much easier with flat-chested broads.

>>57301620
>California
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=I%20wish%20a%20nigga%20would%21%21

>>57301607
BIden has nothing else to sell the young and disenfrachised voters.
>free college is out
>free immigration is out
>free palestine is out
All that is the flase promise of free weed. If not, his administration doesn't have a chance with the highly sought after balck vote.

>>57297772
niche asian political economic humor.
could be hot this year. bit long winded.
>>57297821
Is this grace from the heavens for putting up with Gretchen?
>>57297848
It's not just diversity hires, it's the education system leading up to it.Queen Kackles awaiting Biden's body doubles running out, closed all the blue collar education spots that would have set up the front end of the labor pipeline for that kind of factory. Do anything you can to keep those DC faggots from more authority if you want your money to spend in the future.
>>57297807
>KDEM
Might as well just stamped a poop covered hand-print on every page to properly seal.
>>57298929
60k views says something

>>57299294
>Prypiat on the phone
shit is awful without extra care comparative. we may be better at it, and we may find we didn't expect what we weren't better at. It should be funded for R&D, and some of that is daily field use. But own goal risk, that's some nasty shit. Skin boiling off your body in 12 hours after being too close.
As soon as the world adopts your view, it will start hiring jeets and nogs, and that will end whole regions of earth for humans.
>>57299605
Won't get above 2 here today, even in large metro.
>>57299829
It's cool to be short,
>but the fuck dood.
>>57300213
>BANG, *thud*

>>57300381
No. Kissinger went in October/Nov. Munger went December.

>>57300496
You can live in hotels in the US for $35k and they'll feed you 2/day 5 days a week, breakfast every day. All over the US.
As for family, it's all about what you want them to be sure to have, to some degree. You can raise a family on 45k, most of the earth does it on less than 1/4 of that, the average US household does it on that much.

IMO, you're bagging 130k, and not sure if you can raise a family, you're looking at things from the purely highest quality with least effort for gain, straight cash purchase.
My suggestion is that you get together enough a small property with some land, no less than 20 acres
>continu

>>57301646
>the highly sought after balck vote.
You just pay a couple poll workers for that.

Everyone else defaults D because Sleepy Joe's running against Trump. NPR and MSNBC are still around, dontcha know?

>>57301646
>free immigration
This is why I'm fine with millennials and zoomers remaining dirt poor.

>>57301684
I don't. I stopped listening to npr back in 2013/2014. That worked in 2020, that aint gonna work this time jack.

how to invest in feembraps

>>57301720
by becoming the feem and producing the braps
seize the means of feembrap production

>>57301619
this doesn't make sense .. banks are heavily regulated so they can't scam people

>>57301743

>>57301635
Very suckable

>>57301646
>>free immigration is out
What does this even mean

>>57301684
If you want to save Donald Trump and save our country you need to caucus for Vivek tonight.

>>57301743
>banks are heavily regulated so they can't scam people

>>57301758
Yeah, Baggie, I imagine you're a big cock ass fan.

>>57301752

>>57300496
>>57301671
>coninu
Take about $50k and do long-term spruce on the house, get it up to modern codes year one.
Year two, fertilize the land with as much cow poop as you can get. Add three inches across the entire property.
Year three, add a legit out-structure that can fit two semi-trailers side by side.Get at least half of it enclosed with HVAC, power, and industrial sewer. Year 4, hire some neighbors or import a poor botanist student (couple even better) to help build the guest home they will live in and plan and start the gardens on the property.
Year 5, plant and harvest your first organics, or first local grown. Use the outbarn to clean and package, hiring a veteran buyer from the produce section of a local supermarket to part-time to ensure you're matching standards.
Year 6, impregnant wife feeding property produced foods, and continue to make minor money that effectively keeps upkeep on the yards, and covers salaries.
Year 8, child two
Year 11, child three
Year 13, child four
Make sure that from year 4 onwards you've been stacking for insurance, braces, sports expenses, and college for the rug-rats.
You'll be fine, with doing nothing else, you're already set for life right now.
Before they get to 18 offer them a job on the property, something they can be in charge of that fits their personalities. Offer pay at minimum wage starting, no allowances. As they progress, give them salary increases, and/or let them share in profits depending on responsibility taken. If it's all run by them, then only charge rent and equipment fees. Tell them that as they work, you're dropping a small amount into a savings that they will get at 18.
At 18, give them nothing more than what they earned, showing them all of the earnings and interest. If they go to school, tell them that you have set aside a rule that due to your concerns with keeping the neighbors employed and the property running, you will assist with 1/4 of tuition, 1/10th of living, and ...
>contnued.

Open the market.
I need to try to make back my losses.

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>57301803
sorry hun America is worshipping niggers today

>>57301803
Crypto is right there.

Any Vivek fans in rn?

>>57301743
>Reminds me of childhood memories
>Where everything was as fresh as the bright blue sky
>Now and then when I see her face
>She takes me away to that special place
>And if I stare too long, I'd probably break down and cry

>I'd hate to look into those eyes and see an ounce of pain
Oh my sweet child O mine.my sweet sweet summer child.

>>57301792
Wouldn't you be better off just knocking up a bunch of white girls and never contacting them after? it is Martin Luther The King day after all.

>>57301743
>banks are heavily regulated so they can't scam people

>>57301823
RAMASWAMY 24'!
Fuck the news saying he is polling behind Pajeet Nikkey.

>>57301790
CNN unsurprisingly can't into math. Even Forbes knows that 0.46% isn't $460 a year on $10,000

>>57301792
>continu
and a car no newer than 10 years old.
If they decide to skip schooling, you will offer to cover 1/5th their room and board for 4 years, plus the car.
When they get married stack them with remaining funds you had set aside from year 4.
Christmas and birthday gifts on a set budget..
Father of the bride issues should be considered in advance, and with extra set aside.

If done properly, in about 35 years, you'll have grandchildren from your oldest, and your youngest will be graduating bachelors. Your property will be known through the county as the best place to get X and Y and the most beautiful walk in the autumn and spring, and your wife will be covered in stretch marks that match the wrinkles and grey hairs on your face.

>>57301830
What are we going to do now that Trump disavowed /ourguy/

>>57301823
Never voting for an Indian. Ever. Including "Nikki" Haley.

With a new calendar year comes a new tax year and I want to be as efficient as possible.
How do I incomemaxx without becoming a taxcuck?

>>57301536
That does not say 9% anon...

>>57301853
Vote for Ramaswamy anyway? Ramaswamy is the only politician willing to take their name off the ballot in states that political prosecute trump. Fuck what trump says, Ramaswamy is the true American Entrepreneur.

>>57301858
only way is to have your own business. If you are not married then do that, basically puts you in a lower tax bracket off the bat.

>>57301862
he understands he fucked up. Don't kick him while he is down!
>canada is a cucked country through

>>57301864
RFK jr
Dude is anti-vax and anti corporatism

>>57301862
"Semi-annual yield: 4.5%"
can you not read?

It's clear none of you buy bonds and are just making fun of things you have no experience in.

>>57301536
>APPROX.
>SEMI
>-
>ANNUAL
>YIELD
>(%)
what the fuck is this supposed to mean?

>>57301896
I don't know I'm so confused ...
I can't even post on /r/CanadianInvesting to ask about it because I have negative karma (fuck that website)

>>57301858
401(k), Roth IRA (you don't think future taxes will be *lower* do you, anon), and realizing that even if you get bumped into a higher tax bracket that higher rate only applies to the new income.

Alright since the markets are closed lets talk about other hobbies.

After I start my steroid cycle I think I am going to get into powerlifting. It looks based.

What are some strong stocks temporarily out of favor?

Some possibilities:
>D
>FNV
>NTR

>>57301930
>FNV
Should be a good year for gold. Unless some competing investment gets a massive ETF approved. Heh, then it's fucked.

>>57301858
>Buy a used ev as cheap as possible
>collect tax credit
>part it out, sell it to someone else wanting the credit
Free $2-3k shaved off taxes

I hope you all set aside about 30 seconds today to contemplate all the things black people have done for their countries.

>>57301910
>Semi-annual bond basis (SABB) is a conversion methodology that allows investors to directly compare yields on bonds with varying characteristics. Since bonds come with all sorts of interest rates and payment frequencies, it's essential to be able to find some standard measure to compare different kinds of bonds side-by-side. By using SABB, bonds which do not pay semi-annual coupons can be made equivalent to those that do for evaluation easier.
https://www.investopedia.com/terms/s/semi-annual-bond-basis-sabb.asp

So basically it's a normalization tool to compare bonds and you aren't getting 4.5% every 6 months lmao. No offense, but did you really think you were getting 9%?

>WATCH: The German economy contracted in 2023 but avoided a recession, official data showed https://reut.rs/3U0pFvh

>>57301853
Trust Trump and follow the plan. Let’s not be an England or Scotland. Street defilers have their place but it’s not running a white county.

>>57301957
that term needs to be renamed so it is more accessible
no cap

>>57301979
all fake numbers, stock market crash and economic turnoil, blood in the streets, and civilizational collapse imminent. This is bearing as fuck

>>57301986
This was a country full of Indians before it was a white country.

>futures
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1704642043048678.webm

>>57301989
>Not being up on your jewish word game skills when getting involved with finance

>Margin cushion: 1.71% remaining
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nqcL0mjMjw

>>57301986
Indians already are running this country. All big American tech CEO's are Indian. They are the highest earning group in this country. They have the highest median IQ in this country. Much of the economy is run by the Hindus already.

>>57301957
>but did you really think you were getting 9%?
Yes, that's the only reason I bought in. they said "semi-annual interest payments"

I can get super reliable dividend payments with return of 6-7% and decent ones for 8-9%, why would I go into bonds otherwise?

>>57301986
flush the poos before it's too late

>>57301999
fake news.

>>57301999
Right. We shorted Indians and profited. Why reverse all those gains?

>>57302027
Sounds like you got played homie.

>>57302024
To believe any of this you have to completely ignore that fact that their own country is a complete shit show. I don’t care what the (((studies))) show, Indians don’t add value. They may benefit from it but they don’t bring it. Last thing we need is the Mississippi River full of dead bodies, turds, and plastic bottles.

>>57301372
mid?
Pic related is by definition a mid chick.
This chick is definitely top tier by our shitty baseline standards. (Tall, not obese,ONLY like 1-2 tattoos, etc.)

>News article after news article about how big companies are quietly dropping DEI and how it's a bad thing
All of the diversity hires are about to get the biggest wake-up call of their lives lmao

>>57302077
India is a shithole and Indians have the highest paying jobs and all the managerial / executive positions in this country. They also dominate the patent commercialization space and the entrepreneurial / Unicorn start up space. We've let people from a shithole infiltrate every part of the economy that matters.

>>57302089
I am glad for this. DEI was always a Biden initiative to empty America's coffers before the 1929 crash repeats itself.
>History does repeat itself.

So I just read Zelenskys terms Putin must agree too.

1. Radiation and Nuclear Security
All occupied Nuclear Power Plants must be restored to the control of the Ukraine.

2. Food Security
The Ukrainian agricultural export must be restored.

3. Energy Security
The Ukrainian power plants, power lines, and other energy infrastructure has to be properly protected. Along with price restrictions on Russian energy resources.

4. Release of all Prisoners and Deportees
The Ukraine proposes the release of prisoners – “all for all”, and the release of all children and adults who were illegally deported to Russia.

5. Implementation of the UN Charter and restoration of Ukraine’s territorial integrity and the world order.
“All Members shall refrain in their international relations from the threat or use of force against the territorial integrity or political independence of any state” Article 2 of the UN Charter states. By invading Ukraine, Russia has violated various international agreements, laws, and principles.

Cont.

>get first credit card
>sorry can't pay rent, electricity, internet, heating and your water bill with it
>here's your $0.5 cashback for this month

I've been scammed

>>57302089
>he thinks something good will happen
easier to believe theyre just lying to us...again.

>>57302143
I can literally have my cashback from my credit card sent to my checking account or mailed to me or deposited/used however I want. It does sound like you were scammed anon. Hopefully it doesn't have an (((annual fee))) too.

>>57301934
But what if that competing investment turned out to be less desirable than the market expected?

>>57302143
you are already being scammed because you are paying the upcharge fee for card use on the products you buy at the store regardless if you use cash or credit

>>57302140
6. Withdrawal of Russian troops and cessation of hostilities
Pretty self explanatory

7. Justice
That is why the Special Tribunal regarding the crime of Russia’s aggression against Ukraine has to be established. There is also a need for an international mechanism to make Russia compensate for all the damages caused by this war.

8. Immediate protection of the environment
The huge damage to the environment and wildlife was caused by Russian invasion: burned forests, mined fields, polluted waters, killed animals. Just the environmental damage caused by the Russians’ blowing up of the Kakhovka hydroelectric power plant dam has been approximately $1.5 billion – but it is hard to put numbers to the damages that changed the ecosystem for decades to come. And that is a challenge for the whole world.

9. Prevention of escalation
Ukraine is not a member of any of the alliances, and the Budapest memorandum has not been able to ensure the country’s safety in practice. Therefore, when the current Russian invasion is repelled, it is essential to prevent any chance of its repetition or further escalation.

This can only be achieved with proper and effective security guarantees for Ukraine, as well as renewed post-war security architecture in the Euro-Atlantic space that will include Ukraine.

10. Confirmation of the end of the war
The implementation of all named antiwar measures can not, and should not take long. After the hostilities are ceased, and security and justice are restored, the parties should sign an official document confirming the end of the war.

I think these are pretty reasonable. Putin must be held accountable, and The Ukraine's demands are not that bad. Since The Ukraine is winning it would be wise for Putin to take this deal because the next one probably won't be as kind to them.

>>57301572
>DAX
what timeframe, I can't see it

>>57302143
PMG is a fun thread when you realize credit is nonsense. Read up on Madison v. Hamilton and then you will understand how it was you got scammed. More and more people are aking up to credit bullshit. I have NEVER had a credit card. I NEVER had money handed to me or inherited. I DID get a old used car for free by a friend for graduating college. I realized that if you learn not to live beyond your means you will never need a credit card. You won't have shelter if you don't have a revenue source. You won't be able to do ammenities with strangers/acquantences. But this sacrifice over time will allow you to build assets and true wealth.
>pending some bodily injury or other traumatic life experience
Then yeah, rack up the credit/debt because you are peacing out. Otherwise, build solidly for your future and future family. Hope that thos around you see what you are doing and take inspiration to help or attempt the venture with you. Lord know I am not close financial freedom; but I do work for myself and again
>NO CREDIT

>>57302181
I have never seen this anywhere other than the shittiest Arab corner stores in the darkest most ghetto nigger infest areas of Democratic cities and occassionally some southern bumfuck nowhere gas stations that are tax frauding and give a different price for cash for gas.

>>57301563

>muh you just have to suck it up
fucking hell i will. im paying tuitons and wasting money that i would rather be investing for a deadbeat that doesnt even belong in this degree

>>57302197
I have no job and like $70,000 credit limit. Shits wild. I wonder how many AR-15s I could order on the internet before they flagged me.

>>57302140
>>57302184

All peace negotiations start somewhere.

German generals in berlin offered a ceasefire and cessation of hostities to the Soviet army at first. They knew it was ridiculous and a waste of time but its part of negotiatings.

Zelensky knows he wont get any of this but he will have to accept whatever terms come from moscow in reality

>>57302228
It must be a pain in the ass when he has to pee.

>>57301864
That’s like quitting your job in protest. Nobody really cares.

>>57302140
>The Ukrainian power plants, power lines, and other energy infrastructure has to be properly protected. Along with price restrictions on Russian energy resources.
so they still want cheap energy from Russia (that will never pay anyway)
Crimea river, jewish baggot

>>57301195
He got killed by the FBI, so he must have been pretty based.

>>57302244
I think Putin should wipe his ass with the peace offer, and drop a nuke on Kiev, and then another nuke on Kyiv.

>>57302027
The semi annual interest payments are the coupon rate not the YTM percentage. Bonds with a duration of 1+ year usually have a coupon rate so you get money throughout the duration. This coupon rate also affects the YTM which is why it is an average yield. Use your brain anon; if you could get 9% annual returns off low vol low risk assets the stock market would be at least 60% lower than it is today.

>>57301245
I do him and his sister at the same time.

>>57302233
pee happens and its normal

>>57302089
White military enlistment dropping by 50% must've spooked them.

>>57302173
Doesn't really matter. Boomers allocating 1% IBIT, 2% GLD instead of 3% GLD will do what it does.

>>57302208
exactly. Cash transactions and card transactions do not have the same costs to businesses. But normal businesses will charge the same for an item regardless.

Just bought a new car. I am financially broke.

OPEN THE MARKETS YOU JEW FUCKS

>>57301342
Besides the neutrality thing they have historically been extremely good at de-arming and temporarily interring defeated militaries. Probably the only country on earth today that has any experience doing it

>>57302089
So they were basically hired in the cheap money era to pump the books and now they will be cut like ballast to pump the books?

>>57302322
New cars are going to hold their value better than the stock market this year.

>>57302140
russia is only 3 times bigger than ukraine, and they are technologically very backwards. they are going to destroy themselves continuing the war, but they have to commit to it as they think their system of governing would collapse once again like 1991 if they lose any of the occupied foreign territories now

so there are two theories why the war, first is what bowder says that kreml stole about 1000 billion (1 trillion usd) from tax payers

2nd is just imperialistic idealisation and seeing ukraine as inferior to russia. as russian have rather low self esteem they need to have somebody lower than them, which is ukraine. and if ukraine expands to have security guarantees then russia fears they loses the latest control of ukraine and any military influence

in 1991 when cccp fell there was a problem that a communist country suddenly should have became a capitalist. so how you actually privatize all the factories etc. that are state owned? that promt the russian corruption system and then bowder figured it out, and at first putin liked it and the releases he gained popularity exposing the corruption but it changed then. that where the "Magnitsky Act" happened

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32AqentzbOQ

>>57301348
Russia might say fuck off to the Swiss and do it in Singapore or something. The Swiss froze assets at the behest of the Treasury dept. and have been more of a US colony than England since 08.

Doubt Putin will let that slide and allow them to act neutral

>>57302266
how the hell did he lose $1300 as soon as he bought the bond is all i wonder. ive never and likely will never buy a bond im gonna retire on stocks and when i retire it will be on selling stocks but still that seems odd. dont boomer financial advisors swear by some degree of pointless bond allocation? can it really be a literal jeet rug scam

>>57302315
Excuse me, >>57302316 does not suck my cock. Only my sister does.

>>57301466
I love her so much I want to kms

>>57302344
the bond he bought is probably retardedly illiquid with a ridiculous bid ask spread

For real though, what are some MLK stocks to buy?

I've been scammed.

>>57302233
Assuming this thing even removes the pants to pee and poop

>>57302276
A real chad poops when dead lifting. Peeing is for girls.

>>57302184
> 7. Justice
That is why the Special Tribunal regarding the crime of Russia’s aggression against Ukraine has to be established. There is also a need for an international mechanism to make Russia compensate for all the damages caused by this war.

If you think that’s reasonable you’re actually retarded. Washington has stated they aren’t getting any more major inflows and their offensive accomplished nothing but destroying German armor that Germany can’t afford to send more of.

Also anything Russia actually attends to sign will not take place in Switzerland. Screenshot this

>>57302356
Just drive through a poor part of town and take notes. Cricket and Boost Mobil, any malted liquor brand, and whatever that cigar they make blunts out of. Grape flavored anything.

>>57302409
It's only fair that Russia pays for the damages, since Russia is the one surrendering, they need to be held accountable.

>>57302409
there are 330b russian frozen assets currently in european banks. ruskies do care shit ton of that money, but it's not possible them to get it back ever i dont think. you can pay some of war reparements with that, and if ukraine gains annually like 15% of that they can buy whatever weapons they like all around the world from private factories

>>57302435
>Cricket
Still can't believe they call the black cell phone company that. What's next, Coon Mobile?

>>57302434

>>57302276
girls are gross.

>>57302344
If I remember I can find the trade on finra. Bid/ask spread screwry >>57302354 sounds right. The price should have been ~95.50 but the last is 73. Trading on holidays is not the best strategy.

>>57302444
Which is why this will take place in Singapore. A big part of the China-Russia/shanghai cooperation whatever is to make Singapore the new Zurich and pointing out that the Swiss freeze assets now is an easy win

>>57302448
>hello coon mobile
>i would like four of your finest coons this very afternoon. i have come into the ownership of some peanuts and cotton

>>57301579
>march west, encircle Kiev and impose constitutional disarmament on the remaining ukie rump-state
With what fucking army? With what air force?
What the ziggers are doing right now is their maximum effort. They don't have another army hidden in a warehouse somewhere, they aren't gonna "take the gloves off" and go to war for real someday. This is it.

>>57302468
singapore has been an asian switzerland for 15 years already, nothing new. most of that 300b are not in swiss banks i dont think. eu banks mostly

>1 pack of Rothmans cigarettes (buy BTI).
>2 beers and food for 3 weeks.
>€1000 pay still late.
>Cash in wallet €0.26
>Cash in bank account €3.54
BABA bros how are you holding up? I think I'm at the bottom it can't get worse than this right?

is there some database for what freight is costing per ton for various transportation methods? trucking, ship/river, rail, etc?

>>57302344
he didn't lose anything. the opportunity he has given up was going to cost him money anyway: he doesn't know what he's doing, would have traded into something else, and bailed at a loss. he can't even post unemotionally nevermind trade unemotionally.

>>57302521
yes.

>am i incurring into a crime if i search for stock certificates and print them so i can hold them physically? i want to own some certificates just for shits and giggles as one would own some foreign currency, but i dont want to contact some US based company and have them mailed over to me across the ocean, that sounds like it would quite expensive for a piece of paper. in this case i guess you could call them replicas

>>57302551
print whatever you want bro

>>57301245
I miss her so much bros

>>57302534
can you direct me to the correct department?

>>57302573
this shit looks so fancy

>>57302519
PBOC just refused to lower rates despite deflation etc.

Unironically going to 50 in the next few months. Things "might" get better in H2

>>57302479
my dad copes that russia is just sending its shitty people and prisoners right now and that they actually have a giga elite super army ready to take ukraine any minute

>just wait until winter thats when russia wins wars

he has been saying thats hit for like two years. i dunno why boomers are so obsessed with russia... i think the cold war really did a number on their brain. i asked him why he likes rooting for white men killing each other for jews and he couldn't give me a response.

>>57302579
https://www.freightos.com/freight-resources/freight-rate-free-calculator/

>>57302551
You can buy fancy looking ones on eBay (ticker: ???) or talk to your broker https://www.upcounsel.com/how-to-get-a-stock-certificate

>>57302605
I guess they're waiting for the FED to cut rates for them...

I just realized how we can fix the global economy
>The West is suffering from inflation
>China is suffering from deflation
All we have to do is push our deflation into China and everything will balance out. It's so simple!

>>57302617
Russia's rotating troops on the regular while Ukraine's latest draft rules include dudes who had their dicks blown off.

Don't get me wrong: Putin's guys aren't the Red Army of 1945, but neither are they the Red Army of 1941.

>>57302617
>Be Russia
>Send in shitty people and criminals
>Be The Ukraine
>Kill all the shitty Russian people and Russian criminals
Now Russia doesn't have any shitty people or criminals, and The Ukraine doesn't even have anymore people. How is this a bad deal for Russia?

>>57302630
thanks

>>57302621
>https://www.freightos.com/freight-resources/freight-rate-free-calculator/
Thanks, that is helpful but I'm specifically looking for something that I can use in a script to adjust for like average freight in America.

Like if trucking freight ton per mile, for example. That way I can maybe start to figure out delivery costs and maybe predict some pricing on commodities.

>>57301440
nobody talk about peace. as a US citizen i m ready to fight until last europoor die

>>57302653
>The Ukraine doesn't even have anymore people.
Baggie's a retarded Jew, but this is the part that should concern westaboos. If Putin's strategy is to sit back and kill every military age Ukie male in straight up trench combat, his long game is occupying the country entirely. Because that's how you prevent an insurgency.

>>57302648
ww2 russia was a joke too.. they ran on american supplies/money/equipment and just zergling rush spammed bodies into a meat grinder retard style while stealing food from farmers as they went along.

you also seem to be pro russia as well. i would ask you why but its clear that you are a boomer that is also fascinated with russia and ww2 history so its probably just part of your programming.

>>57302653
its a bad deal for white people in general since your people have openly stated that the goal is to turn the world into 99% mulatto goblins ruled by 1% jews

>>57301930
i would give her some D

Did a deposit in my Margin account
What do I buy tomorrow? $5k. SOXL calls? 2 weeks out?

>>57302672
Probably some FRED-compiled data series like this then: https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/TSIFRGHT

>>57302617
A lot of MAGA Republican types got mindfucked by the Trump Russia shit and the fact that Democrats were in office when Ukraine kicked off. In their minds it's based and redpilled to support the heckin trad russians fighting against globohomo HATO in Jewkraine and the only reason the russians oppose America is because of dastardly Demonrats hellbent on starting world war 3 for the great reset or some shit like that. I'd figure older boomers would have a massive hardon for fucking over the ruskies but some of them probably got sucked into the brainrot through the whole Q thing.
Most of these people also get their "news" through retards like Tucker Carlson (who got fired for knowingly presenting shooped documents as true lmao) or shitty Qtard facebook pages that post RT articles about how The Jewkraine is a mere 2 weeks away from drafting its lest pensioner or whatever.

>>57302683
When did I say that?

>>57302683
>ww2 russia was a joke too.. they ran on american supplies/money/equipment and just zergling rush spammed bodies into a meat grinder retard style while stealing food from farmers as they went along.
Yeah, but they were dealing with the Wehrmacht. Zelensky might have the drug habit but Hitler he ain't.

>you also seem to be pro russia as well. i would ask you why but its clear that you are a boomer that is also fascinated with russia and ww2 history so its probably just part of your programming.
I'm not pro-Russia, I'm anti-Biden. And him having to peace out against a cobbled together pile of Russian, Iranian, and Chink shit is hilarious and humiliating.

>>57302689
Here’s some gems im accumulating for the next bull run:
CRSP
CCJ
MSOS
RUM
C
MNMD
DDD

>>57302708
>implying 10% of all the money we send to the Ukraine isn't being laundered back to "The Big Guy"

>>57302708
A decade ago, Putin had puppet states in Belarus and Ukraine. Who gave a shit? Nobody.

Well, except some cat ladies in the Obama State Department apparently.

>>57302744
>nobody anywhere is capable of deciding they don't want to live under a mafia state anymore until the CIA brainwashes them into it
Whatever you say, buddy.

what the fuck is wrong with you retards?
the market is closed.
come back tomorrow

>>57302744
>Who gave a shit? Nobody.
Except the people who had to live in those shitholes.

>>57302722
>>57302708

Most boomers are definitely "direction brain" idiots. Somehow they think rooting for Russia is somehow "sticking it to Biden" when in reality it's the same as it ever was... Kikes on both sides sacrificing white men for Zionism. Both sides screaming that they love Jews more than the other one as they kill every military aged white man on Earth and tell the rest to transition to female and abort their children.

>two more weeks
>two more weeks
>two more weeks
>two more weeks

>>57302753
Their choices are a Russian mafia state or a NATO mafia state.

Because it's a corrupt shithole.

>>57301440
>>57301469
It's not peace talks you fucking retards. It's a nothingburger peace conference where they blow smoke up each other's asses and play John Lennon's Imagine.

>>57302765

>>57302766
>both sides sacrificing white men
There's only one side with White men.

>>57302766
>implying the big bad jews are out to kill all the white men and fuck all the white women
go back to Iran and suck off your ayatollah

>>57302694
Thanks!

>>57302794
this palestine shit is a real bad look dude... damage control is going to take a while

>>57301277
so they're not inviting Russia to the peace conference so basically it's just going to be a LARP

>>57302779
Newsflash all governments / countries are corrupt shitholes.

>>57302825
lol, imagine still thinking that Israel works in PR.
lol,
That's jnj for anti-delusion pills.

>>57302825
maybe because you get all your news from TikTok, did you forget already the 35 nine-elevens that caused all this to happen?

>>57302736
>CRSP
The Microsoft of Gene editing.
>CCJ
The Nvidia of Uranium.
>MSOS
Marijuana is growing extremly rapidly compared to alcohol.
>RUM
Potential to flip Youtube as the biggest video platform on the entire internet.
>C
Citibank is poised to execute one of the greatest business comebacks in American banking history.
>MNMD
Magicial Mushrooms are leading several scientific breakthroughs and heading towards worldwide legalization.
>DDD
3D printing has limitless upside through organ printing, food printing, shelter printing, the future of manufacturing.

All of these companies present opportunitys with tremeandous upside and very little downside

>>57302266
>Use your brain anon; if you could get 9% annual returns off low vol low risk assets the stock market would be at least 60% lower than it is today.
Well yes, but corporate debt isn't entirely risk-free.
And that "semi-annual" is super confusing.
To make myself feel better, at least on January 17th 2025 I will apparently have $5450 instead of the $4960 I paid. I hope.

>>57302461
>>57302354
> price should have been ~95
remember I literally did not have any power to negotiate price. My bank was just like, here are the corporate bonds we currently offer and the price, take it or leave it. Also this is in Canada so there is no holiday

of 0-4 or 6-9 dump on tuesday
if end in 5 pump on tuesday

>>57302874
Kek

>>57302885
Well it looks like we are going to pump

>>57302885
LFG

Oh no. Seems uh using your cash pile in old age to keep a supply of "blue pills" and an orgy going may not be a good thing after all. So uh maybe the hot nurse or cheerleader taking care of your "package" in old age won't be a thing after all either. WTF. I was uh looking forward to being an old pervert and stuff to. https://www.cnn.com/2024/01/15/health/erectile-dysfunction-medications-angina-death-risk-wellness/index.html

>>57302864
never forget

>>57302920
plowing young pussy is worth the death risk

>>57302920
coke boomer if you aren't obese you will never need dick pills

>don't confuse brains with a bull market
>behind every ecstatic climb of the mystic Dow is a counterbalancing terror
>nothing grows to the sky
>the tall trees fall harder than the short ones
>THE STOCK MARKET IS LIKE SEX, IT FEELS THE BEST JUST BEFORE IT ENDS
THA
GREAT
HEEM
TO
COME
IS
NIGH
niggers

>>57301593
you can usually make money on TLRY buying below $2 and selling above $2. take profits do not hold. philip morris etc. will decimate them all if ever legalized.
don't listen to any econ. advice on 4chan.

Buy bitfarms, they keep digging holes to mine more bitshit.

>>57302920
if you need a blue pill to get a boner, you're probably a gay

>>57302987
>All that uncapped rebar

>>57303068
>>57302987
>shoved rebar in the ground
heloooo corrosion

>>57303068
>rebar
bar bar...
platinum futures ?

>>57302356
> KFC
> McDonald's
> Nike

>>57303215
black people don't eat KFC. i dont think anyone really eats KFC. blacks go to popeyes or churches or maybe bojangles some shit like that

CALLING IT RIGHT NOW

HOUTHI SWAN IS BLAMED FOR THE MARKET CRASH STARTING TOMORROW

>>57303226
I am white and i enjoy KFC.

>>57303229
frogposting faggot

banking

>>57303244
Rather that than a faggotposting frog

>>57303226
my gookfu likes KFC

>>57303246
These are companies and I don't have a job

>>57303068
>>57303102
Remember a few years ago when Chinese investors desperately wanted to hold rebar as a stable store of value?

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-03-17/as-gold-plunges-chinese-investors-find-new-haven-in-steel-rods

>>57303240
>Never ate at kfc in my entire life
>decide to go there for the first time in 25 years
>order the bucket with different wings and shit
>couldnt eat it after the first bite, most disgusting slop i ever ate
>had diarreha at home

Thank god my parents never got us fastfood and i still dont eat this shit.
Americans are truly something else if they enjoy this.

>>57303282
>Chinese investors desperately wanted to hold rebar as a stable store of value?
Ironic, considering the rebar in reinforced concrete is often the source of its demise.

>>57303246
IBKR sisters. How are we feeling

>>57303292
did you forget the coleslaw and biscuits?

>'e bought?

>>57303240
KFC was great till about he same time as the COKE recipe farce. neither tastes the same now.

>https://www.zerohedge.com/technology/apple-offers-ultra-rare-iphone-15-discount-china-amid-sliding-demand-fears

Apple bros.....

>>57303282
I dont remember this, but I don't really pay attention to what bugs do.

>>57303324
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYbkHsQ8ZeQ

>>57303312
that blonde girl can suck me off with those huge plump lips, yummy!

>>57303352
bro they all have necrotizing fasciitis of the perineum, you can see the infection under their eyes.

>>57303240
I ate KFC one time and my diarrhea literally has a separated oil layer on the top of the toilet water.
never again

>favourite sports team was founded 100 years ago
>the country was still a monarchy, it was founded by some aristocracts
>fast forwards a century later, it´s one of the most popular clubs in the country
>i want to invest into its stock because i find it undervalued
>go to its forum, a great deal of it´s fans are commies

Are these people retarded? Why cant they support some other team?

>>57303311
>sugar mayonnaise vegetables

i am from the south and there is nothing more goyslop on earth than "southern food"

>>57303374
sounds like you just aren't acclimated to the consumption of fried food
Or have gallbladder issues

>>57303395
cabbage salad

>>57303385
Commies like sports?

Alot of frog posting on biz today.

>>57303407
soccer isn't even a real sport

>>57303405
kimchi is so much better. get your gookfu to make you some kimchi in a bucket in the bathroom or whatever.

>Uranium bid/ask: 104/108

>>57303407
some do, as for the rest i think it´s a way of spreading their faggotry around trough mass movements and popular culture like sports

>>57303342
Noooooo, my high-status phone looks slightly less high-status now!

>>57303437
wagmi

>>57303421
she makes all kinds of different kimchi. i personally like the radish and cucumbers.

Chinks? Using my iPhone?
I only allow them to manufacture it.

>>57303403
I am not obese, I eat mostly non-fried meats, some vegetables and beer.

Also WTF there's football in like 20 minutes?

>>57301840
I was gaslit by news article, I even calculated it as a monthly interest*12 and it gets you ~480

>>57303510
Yeah we're all loading on the Steelers and the Eggles tonight.

>>57303510
Game got canceled yesterday and pushed to today because there was a blizzard and players are too pussy nowadays to power through it.

>>57302276
>mfw this webm

>>57303477
nice. that gochujang shit is pretty good too.

i wanted to gamble on the bills game but -10 is too many points.

>CHINA
Is this the bottom?

>>57303539
I took the steelers getting 10 points. There's a good chance Josh Allen gets hurt in the first quarter and the Steelers win it strait up.

>>57303522
Just drink more pussies.

>>57303411
frog best represents me

>>57303555
steelers are fucking absolute garbage but i never fuck with 10 point spreads.

bills probably win by 17 but im not fucking with it

>>57303539
I think gochujang is alright, she makes all kinds of shit with it, but like now that she's back in korea that tub is just going to sit there in my fridge until she gets back. i prefer getting heat into my food from other sources, gochujang just reminds me of a spicy vegemite,

>>57303578
Pls sir no drink pussy drink cow

>>57303542
It doesn't bottom until we go a single /smg/ thread without someone mentioning it.

tell me about the jews
why do they ruin everything

>>57303652
I will mention it every thread. Does that mean China will never bottom?

>>57303698
Correct

>>57303698
china isn't gay
china only tops

>>57303719
Is he ok?
>>57303723
Never looked at it that way. I guess faggots can't invests in China. Kinda based desu.

>>57303728
>>57303728

>>57303732
banking

futes