/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>57295476
No idea

>>57295476
Imagine going to restaurant in 2024!

>>57295484
It's the thing still alive?

>>57295476
You should worry less why women are like that and wonder more why you think they'd be anymore than that? You're correct in your assessment, but the why doesn't matter. You aren't going to change the nature of women and what you're frustrated with is the nature of women. The nicest way to describe that nature is women are here to annoy men and have children. That's really all they do.

Rather than expecting a partner or someone whose your equal, more effort should be dedicated to coming to terms with the fact that a woman will always be the equivalent to .5 children. They aren't total children, but they're not adults either. Your task is then to figure out how to live life given this fact. Feminism told you that you didn't need to be as much of a man as reality unfortunately dictates that you need to be. Women are not as useful as feminism claims.

>>57295476
>my gf
stopped reading

>>57295476
who the hell tips in advance? you dont even know if the delivery was good and fast or not


.... what?

>>57295476
Can't wait 'til we have robot food delivery workers.

>>57295484
That looks fine just put some pepper and worcestershire on it and dip in ketchup. Idk why everyone wants to choke on a million spices and smell like shit.

>>57295476
I've been with my wife for 10 years now. We met in high school, and I got her pregnant. She is and always has been a lazy person and a shit cook. I wouldn't even mind eating shit food if she at least made it on time. But she rarely did.

We'd get into screaming arguments constantly about how lazy and worthless she was. I felt like an asshole for it, but goddamn she was a real piece of work. The only reason I dealt with all this was for the kids, and also because the sex is great.

But one night, I got fed up. Not only did she get drunk, neglect the kids, and made me top Ramen for dinner, but she decided to give me attitude too. She was being real fucking bitchy. So I told my grandparents to keep an eye on the kids and told my wife we were going to go out and have dinner together. I drove maybe 3 blocks to a quiet area (we live in Oregon, it's not hard to find a quiet field) and I got out of the car, went around like I was going to open her door for her and let her out, and I just beat the shit out of her while she was still seatbelted. After a few punches, I asked her if she wanted to go back to her parents. She started screaming and yelling and said yes, so I beat the shit out of her again. Then I asked her what she wanted to do. She finally got smart and said she wanted to go home. So I took her home and dared her to start trouble. I even handed her my cellphone and dialed her mom's number on the drive home. I made her talk to her mom, while daring her to fucking say something.

Before that incident, I had never laid a hand on her. But I had always threatened it. I told her "one of these days, if you don't straighten up, I'm going to lay hands on you."

All my meals have been on time, and she just recently tried to make a meatloaf. It was mediocre, but I was just thrilled that she tried.

Do with this information what you will.

>>57295619
this

>>57295642
>t. Cultureless white boi who's never had spice

>>57295642
You just outed yourself as a cracker azz cracker

>>57295628
zoomers and broke millenials. i hear so many fucking retards talking about tipping etiquette like you are fucking murdering the last dolphin family on the planet by not giving an auto 20% tip. also retards thinking they should tip extra because they just got their paycheck or because they think it makes them look good in front of friends or a date.

they are projecting their entitlements, believing that if they worked for tips they deserve good tips all the time so its an obligation to waste money tipping. just another poverty trap

>>57295644
This guy fucks.

>>57295652
Bet she took that bums bbc later that night

>>57295476
You conditioned her to believe she is loved when you spend money on her.
But take her at her word, at least right now, she appreciates atmosphere and dressing up to spend time with you. Either figure out how you can get atmosphere for less and how you can get her to feel appreciated without spending the money, or politely decline further relationship and move along.
If you're sleeping with her, you're already too far gone anyway, sex is for after you have promised to care for the outcome of the sex, or you're just cheapening the entire relationship.
Seek Jesus, and get this shit to a board where people care about your love life.

>>57295652
CAN A NIGGA GET SUMMA DAT PUSSY U NO ITS HARD OUT HERE FOR A NIGGA

>>57295476
>So basically she's happy I spent money, that's it.

Yes. Women are like this.
Get them a cubic zirconium ring that only an expert could tell was not a diamond ring and they are VERY happy, you get deep anal, a rim job and she swallows happily.

I've been seeing the same girl for 3 years and never taken her out for dinner. You're part of the problem OP.

>>57295644
Old copypasta but a woman that refuses to cook is useless to me. It's one of the reasons why I dumped my gf after 2 years of dating. The few times that she did decide to cook, my kitchen would be completely trashed with leftovers not even put away. Lazy cunt.

>>57295476
>she ordered a filet mignon and made sure to ask for "well done".
kek, she's just like Trump

>>57295663
>>57295660
I know this is bait, but tell me, what are the races of the men who cook in Michelin star restaurants?

>>57295476

I found my gf when I was pisspoor, she didn't dump me for 3 yrs even we couldnt go out for months. Now even I am doing very well, she doesn't ask for much. Posts like this make me feel blessed.

>>57295777
Mexican

>>57295476
Women are the worst

>>57295476
Go with it dude. Great food is worth it.
I'm a meat and potatoes guy, but my Italian girl showed me that food can be worth it.

Ditch the low-end food costs from Chipotle, etc and learn to cook your own great food. When you go out, only go to expensive really good places.

>>57295484
>>57295642
>>57295663
That looks exactly like my mom's cooking and she's obsessed with Worcestershire sauce. What does this mean /biz/? Are stereotypes real?

>>57295484
>white women

>>57295628
you know how blockchains work so someone can delivers you faster right

>>57295476
Women have to be entertained like the children the are. That includes social outings. It may not mean much to an autist like yourself, but to roasties it means the world to them because they are herd creatures. It doesn't take much to make a man happy.

>>57295628
>>57295664
Have you guys ever ordered from one of these delivery apps before?
You HAVE to pre-tip or else nobody will accept the order and you'll never get the food

>>57295476
>So basically she's happy I spent money, that's it.
Yes. You answered your own question.

Look, you just gotta accept that women are different. They care a lot about what other people think. They are shallow as fuck. You will never be able to fix these issues because they are genetic.

>>57295476
>She said afterwards that she didn't like the food that much but really liked the atmosphere and that I paid for a fancy place
Dude the moment you got home she guaranteed went on social media to show off to her girlfriends "My bf took me to an expensive restaurant and paid for it all! oh so blessed to have a good man". Women literally compete with each other over the smallest things, even if they hate the things they do with you.

>>57296618
Also this. She wants to post her nice outings that you pay for on social media so Chad can then view her stories.

>>57296533

I'm not a fat lazy pile of shit so no.

>>57295652
idk why but she really pisses me off

>>57295484
>Not oven baking the chicken with breading and then spray it with a spritz of olive oil on the outside for a healthier version of fried chicken
>Not adding chicken-bullion to the chicken
>Not sauteing the carrots
>Not dressing up the potatoes in any way, shape or form
>Not even basic azz butter on the peas
Peak Americano' Westoid cooking. Mother used to do the same thing. Except, she just threw chicken breasts and thighs into a slow cooker with 2 basil leaves and tap water, and expected that to be "acceptable". Or vegan frozen TV dinners. Funny enough, it was my mother's complete inability to cook that made me want to learn to cook. Just so I could eat something not boiled in tap water in a crock pot. Literally asked her to add seasoning and she acts like she never heard of it or thought of it.

>>57295644
>t. Digga Nick

>>57296688
Cursed gets.

>>57295484
Looks like she either microwaved or steamed all of that, not even a speck of seasoning on that poor chicken

>>57295476
opies pic is why i make my own food.

>>57296699
checked

>>57296725
>Order GrubHub or food delivery through an app
>Always feel like I am playing Russian Roulette with food unless I leave a stellar tip

>>57295652
she deliberately pinched her nipples to make them poke out before doing her retarded sex dance. I hate this world and everything in it, I want to go back.

>>57296662
I think its supposed to.

>>57296745
Even with all the priority boxes checked and a strong tip you still get fucked by some retard that jumps on it the quickest. It’s just not worth it sometimes

>>57296889
I've legit had them steal food from me and it sitting right next to them in the passenger seat. "Anon, where is my drink and side order?", "Idk, that's all they gave me", literally the drink from the restaurant and a box of food from there as well. That, and the damn added on taxes/services fee. Turns a goddamn 15 dollar meal into 20 to 25 after taxes/service fee and tips. Fucking hell.

>>57295484
>my women has to cook for me!1!1!1!!1

Bro I never even kissed or hugged a girl. I would be happy if she likes me and lets me hold her hand. And no I won’t settle for a fat girl, a single mother, ugly girl, or a literal retard

t. 28 yrs old 350k networth, STEM and /fit/

>>57295476
She's happy you made an effort, you moron.
Try it more often, even if it's a cheaper option. Try a picnic or a trip to the beach or something, anything more interesting than a drive through or delivery.

>>57296939
>Treat her like the quaeeen she is!
Sissy

>>57296889
the tip has absolutely no impact on the service you get from doordash.
>>57296914
you made doordash give you a refund right? it takes like 3 taps and after that retard does that a couple times they get banned

>>57295644
Um based

>>57295476
>She said afterwards that she didn't like the food that much
That's my sister, my mom, my grandmother and every woman I have dated. They are NEVER satisfied with restaurants. And every once of them takes at least 20 minutes reading the menu to decide on a dish, then when it comes they have changed their mind and want what I ordered.

>>57295644
Love this pasta. Unrelated to the thread, but I always enjoyed cooking with family or my girlfriends. Even if one of you is doing prep and clean-up and the other is actually cooking.
It's kind of like when what people say, that "food made by other people always tastes better." You get to do that for each other.

>>57295644
Beautiful, Just Beautiful.

i have never met a single strong man that orders food delivery

>>57295652
I don't get it.

>>57295476
>well done
is your gf a nigger?

>>57295476
imagine leeching of customers because you are too much of a cuck to ask for a decent wage

>>57295807
mexican is not a race, it´s just a bunch of browner spaniards that seethe about spanish people and hop fences

>>57297038
yes, if youre not cooking with your gf youre doing it wrong, i used to get blowjobs while baking with this chick i was dating for a few months, came in her mouth, then we finished baking some cookies and shit.

>>57295484
>teamswirl

If she ever gets her hands on the macaroni her in-laws will probably execute her husband.

>>57295484
That looks horrible, lol. Zero effort.

>>57295676
Pretty much.
My first instinct is probably to find a nice family owned restaurant in your city with good, cozy decor that doesn't charge out the ass for it's meals. Italian, Russian, Vietnamese, it's up to you. Go scope them out, save yourself some of that money.

>>57295484
Whites literally invented the best food, IE French. Hamburgers are white people shit. Fried Chicken. etc.

Hispanic women are next.

Niggers last. They overcook everything and literally use fucking dust over fresh ingredients.

White women are the best cooks. Always and forever. Fuck you are gay.

>>57295476
Women want to experience, be seen and appreciatted as attractive, and feel special ie gifts. You like gifts. Think about going out as a kid. That's the same thing for women. You're woman isn't a man you stupid homo, you clearly think she should act like you meaning you're gay as fuck boy.

>>57295652
look at thing in the background wtf. how are we the same race?

did she give a nice blowjob that night or not?

>>57295484
niggertwitter is a travesty

>>57296782
how do you know?

>>57298111
Men are better cooks than women. Enough with the /pol/ team sports. It's faggotry.

>>57298267
sorry dude but nothing will beat the cooking of women and mothers who put their love and emotion into it, not even the best master chef male cooker

>>57297234
I bench 160kg and haven't cooked a meal in years. Probably spend $1,000 a month on delivery.

>>57295484
that looks like tasteless garbage fucking hell cumskins cant cook for shit

>>57295652
This is why I want to live in the wilderness with no internet connection. Fuck this gay earth.

>>57295476
American women are dogshit

>>57298352
my friend actually benches 160kg, and he weighs 120kg

he also eats a lot of meat and gets hemmo's
are you him?

>>57295476
I have never spent more than £50 for a meal for two for my wife, and that was an exception.
I'm a Bitcoin OG millionaire.
>>57295484
All that's missing is the gravy.

>>57295777
Frog

>>57295476
You have to understand that women care about status. She's happy that you took her to an expensive place, so she can brag about it to her friends.

>>57295628
Americans who use delivery apps, or else they won't get their food. Still pretty funny, as in the UK it's rare for anyone to tip, and the jeet slaves still deliver.

>>57295676
>Seek Jesus
Gay

>>57296914
Stop using these jewish delivery apps then - are americans really incapable of making their own food or driving to pick it up?

>>57295628
>>57296533
Murrican's are so cucked.
Everywhere else around the world you can add a tip after you get your order, if you want.

>>57296974
Incel

>>57295652
All that plastic surgery and still 100% jew goblin

>>57298427
>120kg
>are you him?
Nah, I weigh 90.

>>57296939
I dont care. She is fat, lazy and not even trying to improve it. Why should i even try then?

>>57298554
If she's fat and lazy, leave her right now. It's not exactly going to get any better for you.
(or just for shits n giggles tell her she's fat and lazy and see what happens. Maybe she'll improve; probably not.)

>>57296533
>never tipped
>orders always arrive
>restaurants put anti tamper stuff on their food to protect it from wagies
>if it arrives cold I report slow delivery / cold food and get it for free
Hurry up wagie.

>>57295484
Texas starter pack

>>57299307
That's not steak and potatoes...

>>57299318

>>57295484
Cringe. Why are black people like this?

>>57298459
>pic
that story was obviously written by a man

>>57296782
Jesus Christ is that real?!

>>57298147
>two bipedal apes one dark, one light, one standing still, one gyrating for attention
I mean... how are they not the same race?

>>57295476
>So basically she's happy I spent money, that's it.

yes, it's the job of women to extract value from men, be it spiritual, financial, or the zync from semen

>>57295644
This is the way

>>57298313
my mom loves me very much, but love and emotion is not a proper substitute for basic talent.

>>57296533

Depends on where you live. New York passed their min wage law recently where drivers are now paid by time worked instead of per delivery and doordash removed the ability to pre-tip for them. Dashers on reddit and other social media were losing their shit lmao. They really thought they were going to get to have their cake and eat it too.

>>57295652
>one race, the human race

Who the hell is gullible enough to actually believe that shit?

>>57298111
Actually only Italian, Greek and French are considered in the top 10 Majority are in the Asian food which makes more sense

>>57295476
They can't brag to their friends and family by posting on social media if you bring them to McDonalds even if you spend the same amount of money. It's all about status.

>>57295644
Reported to the FBI. Have fun in prison, Chud

>>57295652
IS THAT THE ONE MEXICAN GOYSLOP GIRL???

I still don't get how they can call it a tip if you received it before you get your food... Its a bid. If I'm ordering $50 of food and I'm "tipping" $10 before you even accept the offer then I'm paying you $10 to deliver it. Its not a tip which is optional and based on performance. It makes no sense to accept and order with a low tip and then complain about it. Just don't accept the order... like why tf would you get mad about? You accepted it... its like a choosy beggar type of anger.

Take pride in what you can offer your woman.

Some men can't take their girls out at all. You can do it once (with a bit of stress after when the foods not good!). Me? I can do it all the time you see. And even if the food isn't good, I laugh it off, because I'll just go another expensive place next time. I gave my gf insane bragging rights and made it look easy all the while, because well, it is to me.

Did you catch my point, or will you ruin your quality relationship over something so dumb?

>>57296516
Fuck off ESL

>>57295644
Copy pasta

>>57295476
Thats how you know to drop a bitch
I grew up rich as hell and figured out pretty fast-once people know you have money they just want your money. Sub-conscience or not they just want your money. Splitting shit isnt “fair” cause you are rich.
When i dated bitches I would instantly drop a bitch that wanted stuff/money. There are lots of women and hot low maintance women do exist(however rare they may be) so I would always shoot for a vagina that wasnt asking for shit. If she wants shit she will never be happy with just you. If she is asking/expecting expensive shit she will eventually drop your ass for something that pays better, and there will always be an uglier richer guy waiting with that paper to take that girl away.
A girl with less than 3 body count that was ugly and at 20 becomes hot is perfect. They typically fall in line easy.
I myself found a religious girl that wasnt pounded out yet and smoking hot, she has been fairly easy to mold into what i want. As long as a woman has decent base values you can mold her into what you want, women fall into consensus so if you can get a ring on her hand and get her to understand YOU are the consensus then she is play-doh

>>57295610
>you're frustrated with is the nature of women.
my gf doesn't act like this. maybe you sohuld stop dating bitches.

>>57302947

you didn't beat the system and your shit will still fail

t. married le heckin trad virginerino religious girl thinking the same thing

>>57302947
>she is play-doh
You have mistaken the ability to manipulate someone vs that person shapeshifting on you making you think you're controlling them.

>>57295476
I bet she has a dusty ass car too. This is why they put a sticker to seal the box. You 100% never accept it without that seal intact. Even if they leave it at the door you can report that the seal was broken or removed and get your money back. If they get reported a few times they get to find a new gig.

>>57295484
literally the reason why the Britbongs were the best sailors and had an empire and shiz

>>57295681
women are retarded. you could wrap cellophane around a rock and tell her it's a diamond.

>>57295769
no, he's pays, retard.

>>57306752
His donors pay for those dinners like all politicians. The state of /biz. Bunch of red and blue faggots