/biz/ - Business & Finance

first for i made money on friday :)

>>57281110
it belonged to me, you owe me 60 bucks

Also dividends are based

>>57281105
Most brokerages offer around 4-5%. 1% is robbery. Don’t lump sum it into an index when you can DCA and earn interest off of the uninvested money

>>57281125
Going to have to agree with this one. They’re extremely reliable as well.

>Taiwanese Vice President Lai Ching-te declared victory in the island democracy’s presidential vote on Saturday
gay

>>57281222
Nobody really believed koumintang would win

Nothing will change

>>57281222
>The outcome of the presidential election is likely to rile Beijing, which has repeatedly labeled Lai as a “stubborn worker for Taiwan independence” and a dangerous separatist. There are also fears this could in turn influence frosty China-U.S. relations and security in the broader Indo-Pacific region, with China having escalated military activity in the Taiwan Strait and other nearby waters.
based
how to short china?

>>57281249
>>57281281
DPP lost parliament so yeah it's nothing.

>>57281317
This unironically

No trade here

>>57281281
two more weeks

>trading anything other than NATGAS and OIL
FAGS
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that have probably been featured in Libs of TikTok vids. YOU WILL NEVER BE WOMEN OR MEN.

>JUST IN - Passenger plane returns to Japan after a crack was found on the cockpit window of the Boeing 737-800 mid-air.
why didn't I short BA....

>>57281104
wtf am i looking at?

>>57281110
irrelevant post, faggot. discuss the picture not the gay thread

>>57281121
irrelevant post, faggot. discuss the picture not the gay thread

>>57281125
irrelevant post, faggot. discuss the picture not the gay thread

>>57281127
irrelevant post, faggot. discuss the picture not the gay thread

>>57281135
irrelevant post, faggot. discuss the picture not the gay thread

>>57281222
irrelevant post, faggot. discuss the picture not the gay thread

>>57281281
irrelevant post, faggot. discuss the picture not the gay thread

>>57281317
irrelevant post, faggot. discuss the picture not the gay thread

>>57281325
irrelevant post, faggot. discuss the picture not the gay thread

>>57281386
irrelevant post, faggot. discuss the picture not the gay thread

>>57281392
irrelevant post, faggot. discuss the picture not the gay thread

>>57281419
irrelevant post, faggot. discuss the picture not the gay thread

>>57281392
Other than you think you’re a sleazy oil Barron what benefits does an entirely natural gas and oil portfolio have? Just investing in Visa stock is better than natural braps

>>57281430
clearly those are GUNTS in the picture

>>57281430
What are you, some kind of ex jannie?

URANIUM
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Semi regular reminder that Constrellation Software is the best business on earth

>>57281430
You're looking at pure ralphamale energy

>>57281441
Sorry son, the bible says not to throw pearls before niggers because it's a waste of time and effort. Mostly repeating range patterns > arbitrary.

>>57281491
>Constellation Software is a Canadian
>Canadian

pig disgusting

I just ate burger.
t. Yuropoor.

anyone use the gex gamma thing ?
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor/download/pdf/white_paper.pdf

BABA bros how are we feeling? Pump on Monday or what?

Are there any known porn companies being publicly traded in the stock market? Furthermore, how does one participate in that company aside from being an investor, do you just send a CV with pictures of every women you plowed?

>>57281430
>wtf am i looking at?
The Ralphamale Relapse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBxgsW6qI7Q

Ohh, smggers time for your emerging markets spoonfeeding.
Today we talk about INDOFOODS Ticker ISM.FWB for €poors and burgers.
Revenues have more than doubled in the last decade.
EPS has more than doubled in the last decade.
The share price remains the same.

hello /smg/ I am finally unbanned

made $10k this week daytrading BOIL

>>57281791
>made $10k this week daytrading BOIL
BASED.

>>57281791
you can't claim these things without screenshots.

>>57281797
>>57281805

>>57281732
I've never had sex.

SAVE sisters I have a bad feeling about this one

>>57281798

:)

>>57281912
You have 200k and you trade BOIL, and you're not doing in on HOOD? You're weird...

>>57281928
just let me be weird

>>57281419
It's actually SPR you want to short https://twitter.com/MattWalshBlog/status/1745524322138018064

>>57281967
Ok, be weird like that.

>>57281487
You're actually thinking of AMR.

>>57281614
Hesburger?

>>57281491

>>57281491
You're actually thinking of AMR.

>>57281986
No I made it myself. Homemade BABABURGER!

>>57281997
I didn't buy that a year ago because it was "too expensive." Of course it proceeded to get far more expensive. Feels bad.

>>57281732
The closest we have to sexooo stocks are RICK, PLBY, and arguably GRND. Shit like OnlyFans and PornHub are private companies, so the best you can do there is lobby for them to IPO or become an accredited investor.

>>57282004
Buybacks on crack, it's absurd. But such is the power of metallurgic coal.

>>57282005
>RICK
You're a P I M P!

>>57282013
Here's the CEO elaborately telling a shortsighted investor on Twitter to fuck off: https://twitter.com/RicksCEO/status/1744870429494276542

RICK probably qualifies as a stable, value investment.

I want MARA holders to become financially ruined.

>>57281856
The Deep State lost the BTC ETF war, they will lose the airline merger one too.

>>57282005
>RICK
It says it´s a gentlemen's clubs, what does that even mean? Is it a strip club or sucking and fucking also happens there? I never been to any of that

>>57282024
Kinda based CEO desu.

>>57281912
Finally somebody who doesn't talk only shit

>>57282043
You know how people are like "MCD's iS aCtUaLlY a REIT"? RICK is the opposite: >>57282024

>>57282024
>that grammar
ESL CEO?

>>57282043
>or sucking and fucking also happens there?
Probably not at RICK's.

>>57282059
Even more powerful, a Boomer.

>>57281797
>>57281805
i'm voting for biden btw. :3

>>57282024
>>57282056

should CEO´s be giving a fuck and shitposting on twitter? that´s something i dislike on Ellon Musk

>>57282061
but you wouldn´t quite likely solicitate from a working girl there

>>57281791
kick ass, BLESSED

>>57282066
Based boomer P I M P!

>>57282024
Wow that guy is worse at spelling than I am.

Do you guys have separate retirement accounts or are you trading in order to retire off your earnings?

>>57282085
ALL IN PEDAL TO THE METAL.

>>57282074
The man runs a chain of strip clubs. You want him to only issue press releases like fucking Jamie Dimon?

i think there might be money to be made with the sex industry both on the male and female part.. i´ve seen those american porn videos when women will rent out a place like that dancing bear shit, isn´t it like male prostitution? how come that´s even legal and how could one make money out of that?

>>57282085
I've always earned too much to get the tax advantages of an IRA, but I max out my 401k most years.

>>57282085
Yes, play money is separate for me. I'm not giving everything to the world's worst fund manager.

>>57282107
Actually, it´s called a "Gentleman´s club"

>>57282109
>i´ve seen those american porn videos when women will rent out a place
What?

So DDP Lost its majority in parliament...thats kind of a big deal.

The parliament has all the power

This is very bullish for chips. Kmt was never expected to win the presidential ticket. Not one poll had them up

Really need to smell a hot woman's ass this year, stock bros

Is now the time to buy BOIL, /smg/???
It's cold...

>>57282121
maybe i didn´t articulate it quite well, it´s like a place they trow a bachelorette party, but a bunch of the women just ends up screaming and sucking a bunch of cocks while the bride to be gets railled

>>57282126
Also nobody expected kmt to take a majority in parliament

>>57282130
What the fuck is this an American thing?

>>57281281
>>57281222
>>57281640
>We won't bend to the autocracy and will always support democracy in Taiwan

Based Lai Ching-te. I can't wait for Xi to come out and comments about the "reunification" and all the bearish warning if Lai goes tou much hand in hand with the US
Chink stock are gonna tank lmao.

>>57282137
>>57282126
I'm not at all surprised. Everyone everywhere is pissed off with women and faggots.

>>57282126
What are you predicting? That TSMC will get more business from Chinese companies?

>>57282128
already priced in

>>57282137
>>57282126
China bros...is it finally /ourtime/?

>>57282139
there´s probably shit like this everywhere, the americans were just probably the first ones to ever think of making some extra money of it by selling it as porn while cutting expenditure by making it free advertisement

>>57282109
you can become a male stripper and do exactly that, but you have to be handsome and a good dancer. this knowledge is based on the film Magic Mike with Channing Tatum and it is not financial advice.

>>57282148
Umm BABA bros???

>>57282139
I've never heard of this, I did dance with a bride during her bachelorette party at a Salsa club once though.

>>57282165
I think it's more about connections than anything intrinsic to you.

>>57282165
i am an handsome autist and i dont know how to dance, but these are things i can work on. what i would really need the most is working out to get some stamina

>>57282148
Lai can't do shit because his party doesn't control parliament. Democracy is so gay.

>>57282167
how much did you earn? did you go deaf?

Another day. Sipping on some coffee and catching up on some hentai manga. Fucking cold outside and its only gonna get worse. Reading this one manga where dude's gramps started this maid company. Sexy maid goes to live with his grandson as part of her final test before being a full time employee with the company. She does "full service" option with him and reports uh this activity back to her company. What a lucky bastard huh.

>>57282148

Already happened. He said status quo must be maintained

Nothing new. Move along bobo

>>57282191
>He said status quo must be maintained
Xi said that?

>>57282186
>how much did you earn?
Someone bought me a drink.
>did you go deaf?
No that happened at a different club.

>>57282221
>Someone bought me a drink.
was it a virgin pina colada?

>>57282128
It just did a poomp, I'm waiting for another pullback. I still won't go in too heavy until it gets back onto the summer upramp because at any point between now and then it can rug again. The last EIA projection I read said it is expected to average around $2.80 over the winter but the 2024 overall average has been revised down to $2.66 so you have to consider all of that and what the curve might look like in figuring your buy in points and weights, also considering that you pretty much never want to be holding a large position for more than maybe a few weeks at the absolute most. I'm only willing to take small risks until the Summer ramp after that Fall rug. It wasn't long ago that 2024 was projected to average around TREE FIDDY and now it probably won't be seeing that very much at all unless new shit adjusts everything.

>>57282209
Both leaders said it already today

>>57282255
Holy CHECKED. China bros we are so fucking BACK!

>>57282127
. Not a great smell unless you warn them. I always give my wife a heads up so she can shower extra

>>57282278
>a heads up
What do you tell her? I'll want to sniff your ass, go shower?

>>57282191
>“This election cannot change the basic pattern and development direction of cross-strait relations … nor can it stop the general trend that the motherland will eventually, and will inevitably, be reunified,” spokesman Chen Binhua said.
>However, Taiwan’s DPP government had ramped up its narrative of a military threat from the mainland, combined with accusations of Beijing’s “interference” in the polls.

Well, that's not the tone I heard.

>>57282296
China bros... It's so fucking OVER.

>>57282296
Dpp lost parliament.

Taiwan accepts the status quo

>>57282307
the parliament doesn't control the army, which means they'll be some sabre rattling. you can bet on that. Lai is also seen as a troublemaker by Beijing.

>>57282128
>>57282251
Look at that big ass DIPPARINO coming between now and Summer ramp. Looks like they are expecting to go pretty deep into the $1s some too.

Why is Amazon's site so unusable today?
I just want to look at something I ordered last year and I've had to relogin twice and fill out four captchas.

That's worse than 4chan.

>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

https://youtu.be/zTuD8k3JvxQ?t=43

>>57282332
>having an AMZN account

>>57282362
Its fine, long as you're not paying for prime

>>57282330
>Looks like they are expecting to go pretty deep into the $1s some too
I was reading the chart wrong, looks like it's expected to hit the deep low $2s. It got down to about $2.25 during this last rug. The trading outlook ahead is excellent once that ramp hits again.

>HELFY charged me $10 for my next box even though I have $160 in gift cards left over

>>57282327
Nothing will happen.

China only needs to keep waiting

>>57282388
They are scamming you. This could be bullish for HelloFresh.

https://youtu.be/do-zHW3LxnI?si=EhEhtkKklVAmaHfo&t=69

INVADORIA (TAIWAN)

>>57282388
I ordered once and it was not fresh

I started a KOLD KALL KLAN position Friday in fact.

>>57282291
Pretty much. After 7 years you just say what you wanna do

99% of the time i just tell her i want my balls drained. Sex becomes boring and repetitive

Why are you buying US gas at $3 when you can buy CNOOC and sell Chink gas to Chinks at $7.55/mcf?

>>57282399
Yes, this is what I've been saying. Their systems are either specifically designed to scam customers, or they're so haphazardly built that it happens anyway. It's bullshit... but I guess that's how they're profitable.

>>57282467
I have little interest in buying companies. Companies don't dip and rip on semi regular semi predictable curves over and over.

>>57282499
So are you becoming a shareholder?

>>57282508
No because I don't invest in European companies out of principle

>>57282499
have you ever considered that maybe they're just incompetent and not actually business savvy?

>>57282502
Yeah, I guess you don't get the same dopamine hit with a company.

>>57282453
>Sex becomes boring and repetitive
wait til you're trying to conceive, takes all the fun out of it then you get fuck all for months.

What % of my retirement portfolio should be BTC now that there are actually legit ETFs owned by safe players like BlackRock? I was thinking of going 20% BTC to start. 50% would be ITOT and remaining 30% IXUS. Seems reasonable? How much are you guys weighting BTC ETFs in your retirement portfolios?

>>57282513
Yes, I have, being that they're a European company and Europeans are by nature terrible at making software
But anyway, here's the policy:
>only one promo code, discount, or credit can apply to a box at a time. If you have both a promo code and a credit in your account, lucky you! Our Customer Care team will honor the promo code first.
What they do with gift cards is:
1. Use the gift card for the first box, great
2. Convert leftover gift card funds in to "credits"
3. Apply an automatic promo code to the second and subsequent boxes, this prevents the credits from being used until the promo expires
4. Customer gets charged whatever the automatic promo doesn't cover (in my case, $10 for s&h)
Like... that's pretty scammy behavior, especially since there's no way for me to remove that promo. If I get a gift card, I expect to be able to use the gift card before using my own money.
Whether this is intentional on their part, or just emergent behavior from terrible system design that happens to work in their favor... idk

time to look outside of /smg/
>pajeet scam
>baggie thread
>pajeet scam
>baggie cope
>lonely manchild thinking he deserves a house
>blackrock schizos
>pajeet scam
>pajeet scam
>baggie schizos

>>57282557
>time to look outside of /smg/
Your biggest mistake.

>>57282557
You can bring most of that energy here to this thread by shilling a Canadian shitco if you find it lacking.
Fuck canadian companies by the way.

>>57282575
why would i ever invest in a canadian company that gets 50% of its income taxed when there is a superior country for doing business next door?

>>57282584
>He doesn't know about Canadian natural resources junior shitcos.

>>57282557
>time to look outside of /smg/
for what purpose?

>>57282584
They have a certain amount of charisma and intrigue

>>57282557
>all that
>misses me
Heh, good to know I'm one of the good ones
*smiles and gives thumbs up*
*blue eyes shining in the sunlight*
*/smg/ is now saved*
Based.

>>57282368
If Prime didn't exist I'd never shop on Amazon. It's a tremendous value

Okay, can someone please tell me why the fuck we've been crabbing and not mooning when:
>yields are shitting the bed
>auctions were a+
>RRP is draining
CPI might've been a bit gay but nobody cares. What the actual FUCK is going on right now?
No meme answers please.

>>57282628
>free shipping
you get free shipping anyways
>2 day
who cares if it takes a couple days more
>video
HAHAHAHAAH!!!

>>57282635
People managing actual money have to start believing in rotating into small caps and not locking up a substantial amount of their portfolio in safety trades.

>>57282635
You cant moon when youre already at basically ath.

>>57282635
>Stock market rangebound for 14days.
>This is now crabbing.

>>57282657
IWM getting slaughtered tho.
>>57282665
?

>>57282635
inflation is up

>>57282679
Exactly
they don't believe

>>57282675
Should have specified that I wanted anyone but your autistic ass to answer. Delete your images and rope yourself with your baba stocks pls

>>57282519
>dopamine hit
Is that what they are calling buying groceries these days?

>>57282665
of course you can but it's less likely

>new car is 26k
>10 year old car version with 100k miles is 13k
Used cars are too damn high

>>57282696
Stfu moonboy.
>>57282698
Kek.

>>57282730
My 2008 VW has doubled in price since I bought it. This is what Mises calls the "Crack up Boom".

>The taiwan election is and was already mostly known to be a nothing burger but it did show that the majority of taiwan is pro china and they realize they are being used by the west. While it would have been better to have a pro china president, it matters not because the parliament will be pro china controlled because the DPP could not even get close to a majority win. Reunification is inevitable, and taiwan should not allow itself to be used by the greedy US as a puppet. Unfortunately Xi will likely have to teach them a hard lesson. War is not necessary and not wise and Xi knows this, taiwan will beg for unification soon enough when state owned chip fabs make TSM obsolete. Xi can implement a policy of ”you want to be on your own, ok see how you like it” and taiwan will soon learn that they are in fact completely reliant on china, and once america has stolen everything from TSM and has fabs in america they wont care about taiwan at all. China will be way ahead!
so true

>>57282538
I'm not sure. Bitcoin's price is so volatile and so correlated to equities that a 20% allocation seems too large.

>>57282751
Interesting observation...

If you own a single crypto/stock, you got a single shot at holding the next Amazon or the next BTC

If you own one hundred different cryptos/stocks, you got one hundred shots at holding the next Amazon or BTC

Why aren't you diversifying your portfolio, anon?

I think SHAK is an overpriced company. my history with shorting restaurant stocks is NOT good (WING is at all time highs now kill me).

But SHAK seems like a total "lemon" as they say on Wall St

>>57282750
I have a 2000 ranger I bought for 4k about 5 years ago putting 10-15k miles on it but it needs a full rebuild at this point. Going to bite the bullet and get something new and coast on that warranty.

>>57282777
I like their fries

>>57282751
went well for hong kong right. Welded shut in your house with no food and drones telling you to stop screaming seems nice.

Why is SHAK (Shake Shack) literally trading at a tech multiple.

>>57282751
Is this suggesting that Taiwan's entire economy isn't actually based on western sex tourism from retirees and incels with yellow fever?

>>57282784
I've unironically never been to Shake Shack. How does it compare to Five Guys (which imo has the best tasting burgers and fries but prohibitively expensive now)?

I'm a Califag so we have In N Out and In N Out's whole appeal is that you get an above average (but not amazing) burger with a good maillard crust but it's cheap as fuck. In 2016 when I was in high school living in the most expensive part of California in the Silicon Valley, a fucking double double was just $2.80. Now double doubles are a bit over $4. But still way cheaper than even McDicks for the amount of beef / burger you get.

>>57282635
>markets overbought
>M2 being intentionally systematically contracted
>entire world in way overextended debt
>higher rates on said debt
>2 year double top
>why is there not massive amounts of inflow making line go up?

>>57282801
I never end up going to in n out because the lines are so crazy, but it is good.

>>57282805
He probably can't even read through your whole post without losing attention, not yet comprehend it.

>>57282768
Based and Bessembinder-pilled.
Most stocks have done worse than cash. Stocks have had strong overall returns mostly because of a tiny number of stocks with outstanding returns like AMZN.

>>57282815
The In N Out drive through line is like twice as long as the normal walk-in line inside the restaurant. I'm not shocked that In N Out has huge lines though. It's consistent, cheap burgers that are very much above average.

What is remarkable is that In N Out is now *substantially* cheaper than the dogshit burgers at McDonalds, Burger King, Jack In the Shithole, Carl's Shithole (Hardees), and the rest of the fast food goyslop shitholes

I'm not even a huge In N Out fan, I just admire the fact that they have solid quality while being very very cheap

>>57282789
Because of their rapid expansion in luxury burger market
>>57282801
Five guys is a 4/10 to shake shacks 8/10 burger. Their burgers are simple but good. Not messy.

>>57282388
They do this stupid shit where they 'spread' the value of gift cards and offers across like 10 orders, so that people can't get a bunch of 'free' shit before cancelling. It's annoying, so I usually just do one order and then cancel anyways.

>>57282858
Oooff, that's so scammy, bearish for HelloFresh.

>>57282854
>Because of their rapid expansion in luxury burger market
If you don't mind spoonfeeding me, what is their Q/Q or Y/Y growth looking like? It's seriously ridiculous how richly priced a fuckign restaurant company that is operating on razor thin margins

This is what annoys me about companies like WING and SHAK

They are overpriced on growth stories. The market is pricing restaurant biz stocks like they are SaaS tech companies, where everything goes to the bottom line immediately. It's riduclous. SHAK barely makes profit

>>57282865
Nah, scammy behavior is bullish until it ends up in court. They're doing it legally.

>>57282895
Idk if a company fools me once like that, I won't be using their product/service again. I assume that's the same for most people?

>>57282110
Backdoor Roth.

You're welcome. But hurry, you only got a few weeks to do it for 2023 as well.

>>57282777
I tried shorting CAVA after their insiders holding period expired expecting it to tank, but so many retards shorted it that it squeezed from like $25 to $40. Restaurants are a curse.

>>57282927
What in the unholy fuck is CAVA

>>57282906
Most people either just let their subscriptions ride, or cancel after three orders and then wait for a new 'offer' to come in the mail. Then the cycle repeats. Hello Fresh knows this and it's priced in.

>>57282935
I think it was explained here as mediterranean CMG
But I am not going to google it.

>>57282621
You just know she uses the suspension and thus the force reversal of her kicks and stomps to her advantage.

>>57282876
Dunno. I just do in store product research and it's price to taste is above average and their stores are always busy.

>>57282935
It's a shitty meditteranean restaurant chain that IPOd mid 2023. I thought it'd be an easy short but it hard squeezed after the lockup period, and insiders held to keep gains. At this rate it's going to sit at $40ish and then bounce down or up sometime mid 2024. That's what I get for trying to short something, though.

>>57282964
Okay that makes sense, so its like Nick the Greek but with more variety for your bows / wraps. not an awful idea because Med bowls are quite good and healthy goyslop
>>57282993
What are CAVA's operating margins? Looks like under 3% from what I see, I'm sure they're not profitable.

Seems like a total short still.

CAVA, WING, SHAK

3 restaurant stocks to short

>>57282792
you mean thailand

>>57282792
Bro? Retarded or just trolling?

>>57281791
What's the best ticket to trade boil? I read here that if it goes to 60 it's a buy and then sell at 70.

>>57282801
>How does it compare to Five Guys
I prefer SHAK's fries by a lot. I hate Five Guys fries, they're greasy and disgusting. SHAK's are crispy crinkle cut.
The burgers are different styles, but I like them both and have no real preference.
SHAK has better shake options though.

>>57282858
>They do this stupid shit where they 'spread' the value of gift cards and offers across like 10 orders, so that people can't get a bunch of 'free' shit before cancelling.
The thing is they already got the money for the gift cards, my family paid for them! They should fucking let me use them without trying to trick me into paying money instead

>>57283042
That's old pricing, the pricing changes over time due to contract rolls, volatility decay, and ultimately reverse splits. If you are needing to ask about ranges then you need to stay away from it until you have watched it daily over time directly while learning NATGAS macro fundamentals and how the ETF itself functions.

>>57283070
How the fuck can you hate on Five Guys' fries? They are so much better than the rest of the goyslop chains.

Short crypto miners on open. In before priced in which is impossible since crypto miners have only two days of downtrend. MARA for example is now at $20 when it was trading below $10 before ETF rumour circulated

When tech sell off?

What feed / service / API do you use to backtest? Do you backtest?

>>57282815
Any given in n out has ~20 people working in the kitchen, so even with 30 orders ahead of you the wait still isn't that bad. Even better they unbent the mask knee so their customers could see their employees smile.

>>57283170
I used TDA but they got rid of their prices API during the Schwab merger. I still have not found a new free one.

>>57283184
It's honestly pretty impressive looking into an In N Out and comparing it to a shitty Jack In the Box or taco bell. It's like night and day. In N Out's are staffed to the fucking brim and everyone is doing a specialized task. Only one person dedicated to the patties, one person dedicated to the condiments / lettuce, one person dedicated to the assembly, one person dedicated to the fries etc.

I might have to make a withdraw from an IRA to cover down payment on a new car. End me.

>>57283201
Have you tried alpha vantage or IEX Cloud or Tiingo? Also if Yahoo finance provides historical data with no API I was wondering if it could be scrapped

>>57283135
They're just grease... they aren't good

>>57283236
Damn. You can't get a cheaper car?

I'm looking to invest in the Vatican. What are my options?

Uranium chads shall inherit the Earth

>>57283249
There was a guy scraping yahoo finance but their API changed and it doesn't work anymore. I haven't tried those others or done any finance related programming since last year. I have a project in mind now but it doesn't require fine grained pricing data.

>>57282164
>Election event risk removed
>Economic plenum this month
>Houthis giving COSCO free shipping
>Coke Boomer bought into BABA

Yeah, I'm thinking it's time.

>>57283265
Fuck buying a used car more than half way through it's lifespan for 70% of the new price. Currently waiting for an accounting to be done by a court to sell a property after family fucked me over. Bills keep piling up in the short term though. Once that happens I will have 30k or so. Another option is leasing

>>57283328
I concur on all points.

>>57282393
Have to agree, they can't invade Taiwan yet without also hamstringing the US economy which creates a high chance we get involved immediately. This isn't like Ukraine.

>>57282635
Crabbing? Snp is up 0.95 ytd at this rate it will be another +20% year.

>>57283319
>There was a guy scraping yahoo finance but their API changed and it doesn't work anymore
if you're talking about the yahoofin package for python there is a fix but you'll have to implement it into the code yourself. it had to do with the yahoo website using cookies/tokens, you can google the problem and find solutions

i love sundays

>>57282538
BTC only? Personally I'd put on half a position now at 42k, half in a month or if it dips to 36-38k.

But I'm betting on ETHE and BITW for NAV gap closures and inflows spilling over into ETH.

>>57282164
Nobody expected any other result. The sell off has already happened by those who were uncomfortable holding into the election. Nowhere but up

There will be no rate cuts this year.

>>57282121

>>57282209
>Science 85
kek

>>57282876
>If you don't mind spoonfeeding me, what is their Q/Q or Y/Y growth looking like? It's seriously ridiculous how richly priced a fuckign restaurant company that is operating on razor thin margins
MarketWatch is great at summarizing that shit (though I don't like their UI switching between Annual and Quarterly): https://www.marketwatch.com/investing/stock/shak/financials?mod=mw_quote_tab

EarningsCalendar and TradingView both have earnings projections for next quarter I think: https://earningswhispers.com/stocks/SHAK

Insider here, the chinese are going to dump the entire market on tuesday to insult the great american idol martin luther kang. It's over.

>>57282635
I looked at the year end predictions. -5% - 5%. I hope you are loaded up on crab memes.

>>57283270
If you have to ask, you can't afford it.

>>57282383
>>57282330

How are you supposed to trade this? It just goes down and down.

And why would natural gas prices rise in the summer?

>>57283270
Are you a toned soft nubile little boy?

Uh yeah this dude's saying an epic dump is on the way. Which considering all the wider shat happening now in the world is not surprising. I'm hoarding cash in my brokerage in preparation for epic bagging time. https://www.businessinsider.com/stock-market-crash-bubble-2008-recession-sp500-prediction-david-rosenberg-2024-1

Will we finally fall next week? I'm hoping to buy spy at 3 percent discount from end of December prices

>>57283490
Oh do you think there a huge crash coming? A big crash only you can see. A crash that didn’t happen before but will now happen. In 2 more weeks there will be a Great Depression. I’ve never heard that before, how unique and insightful.

>>57283490
Is this the guy who predicted 12 other recessions and got them all wrong
Kek I'm just gonna keep holdin

>>57283414
Oy Jugaad!

>>57283476
It's showing you the projected relative long term curve so you can have some sense of what support levels to expect as you buy dips and sell rips over and over as the days weeks and months go by.

Shit I actually DO do business with some of these companies

>>57283541
They're IBKR and Discover, aren't they?

The Russell 2000 index makes no sense to me, conceptually nor financially. It is the ultimate "crabs in a barrel" group of companies. The RUT describes itself as the lower 2/3 of the Russell 3000 in terms of market cap. As companies grow and start doing better they are no longer small caps and thus do not qualify to be a part of the 2000. What do they get replaced by? Either a company from the upper 1000 that tanked so much it fell from grace or an unproven company that bumped out an even worse, bottom of the barrel shitco. I typed all this out then saw that since the inception of IWM it has consistently beaten SPY in Bogleheading, until 2019. WTF happened in 2019 to put the RUT into a rut? I do like small caps for their upside potential but an index of them still does not make sense to me, so why did it consistently perform so well?

>>57283541
Lmao it's like the jew Olympics + one chattering ching chong

>>57283552
I wont say!
But... maybe!

>>57283490
Same bruh. I have 55k in high yield savings or investment grade bonds. Only 20k in equity. I'll start buying spy at 3 percent down from end of December and keep buying the more it falls

When I win the stock market lottery I'm going to be very mean to women after I've had sex with them

>>57283385
but its saturday

Honestly should the Fed say that there's no need for rate cuts given we're hiting ATH in the stock market and unemployment is at recorded lows?

I find the argument that "never has the fed hiked rates so fast" to be misleading given that we were coming out of ZIRP which is record low interest rates because of a combination of 2008 and Covid.

We're bellow historical rates AND during the banking crissis people were saying the fed had no room to cut, so I would argue we should hike rates even more.

All ZIRP led to was asset bubbles which priced out new home owners.

The fact that the market wants 6 cuts this year alone tells us that they're crack addicts begging for crack.

>>57283645
The stock market is not the economy.

Gay 2hus

>>57283645
Don't forget that gdp is 4x the size as under volker people often don't do that math.
>>57283656
"We have a dual mandate, inflation down to 2% and low unemployment" one of these is done.

>>57283645
little de inflation never hurt anyone

>>57283645
The Fed should absolutely hike rates higher. But it's beholden to its tiny hat Wall Street masters, so it will not.

>>57283556
Vulnerability to economic turmoil and tightening credit is what's killed them post 2019. A FAGTMAN stock can issue its own bonds and reliably suck up +10% GDP/ad spend every year, but IWM and IWC stocks gotta prove themselves.

Threadly reminder that the USA market is grossly overvalued and never before has there been such a concentration in one market, especially in 7 stocks in of the USA market.

>>57283490
>Uh yeah this dude's saying an epic dump is on the way
now go back a year or two and see who else was saying that

>>57283645
>The fact that the market wants 6 cuts this year alone
That's actually how the pricing shakes out if it expects 50% odds of higher for longer and 50% odds of 12 rate cuts.

You think an election year recession prompting them to cut from 5% to 2% is that absurd?

>>57283931
It might not be overvalued if it's the only remaining pile of human and financial capital in a semi-tolerable business environment left on the planet.

>>57283490
>>57283940
Rosenberg is a dumb dumb permabear. You can see him spouting the same nonsense in late 2022.

>>57283927
The FFR was still low before then, so why didn't the sell cheap bonds -> do buybacks meta come into play until the late 10s? Does that also imply that higher rates are better for small caps since it levels the playing field some?

>>57283950
It's absurd because it's saying that the markets are too reliant on ZIRP which was an emergency move. We shouldn't go back to ZIRP because you have ATH in the stock market and record unemployment.

If there's a market crash because the Fed told the markets that we're going to hold and maybe increase the rates more for actual financial emergency then it's on the markets for creating a bubble. For instance AI is cool but so was the internet in the 1990s and since the burst of the Dot Com bubble Cisco is essentially looking for a buyer.

>>57283959
>It might not be overvalued if it's the only remaining pile of human and financial capital in a semi-tolerable business environment left on the planet.
But it's not. A ton of business is done outside the USA.

>>57283931
The "Magnificent Seven" tech companies represent approximately 16.06% of the total world equity market value, based on the data provided. This estimation takes into account their 27.5% share of the U.S. equity market, combined with the U.S. equity market making up 58.4% of the total world equity market value.

>>57283992
I mean as far as the end results for shareholders go. Euros and Chinamen get fleeced by their governments while the Nipponese pile cash on their balance sheets. SK and Taiwan might be good? Switzerland too, maybe?

>>57284101
The concentration is incredible 7 stocks make up almost 30% of the USA equity market value and the USA makes up 58% of the world equity market value while only making up ~25% of world GDP.

>>57283992
No it's not, the rest of the world makes money by fining (extorting) US companies because no one else can do anything themselves.

>>57283991
>absurd
4 of the last 5 recessions going all the way back to 1980 have been in election years (if you include the dotcom bubble bursting in 2000 even though the recession officially began in 01, and even if you exclude that it’s still 3/5).
inverted yield curve (90+% accurate recession indicator, usually the recession starts after it goes back positive, but recessions have started while it was still negative, at least one iirc).
GDI negative yoy (100% accurate recession indicator, far more accurate at predicting recession than GDP).
unemployment crossed above its 24 month moving average in late 2023 (100% accurate recession indicator).
Conference Board index of leading economic indicators down at something like -5%, I don’t remember the number but it is at recession levels as well and also had a 100% track record of predicting recessions.

>>57283645
>6 cuts
8 cuts

>>57284128
There are some cheap stocks in Europe that benefit from protectionist laws, Asia in general is very cheap right now. Value could be found in South America too. I'm not saying there aren't cheap companies in the USA because there are but a good portion of the equities are overvalued imo.
>>57284154
>because no one else can do anything themselves.
Keking my ass off.

We're in a bubble

Is the United States resuming open air nuclear tests bullish or bearish? We had a failed Minuteman missile test earlier, so now I guess we have to do this to make up for it. Also: the amount of government shills on 4chan is really starting to piss me off. Some 1PBTID is going to pop into this thread as soon as I post this and make a shitty attempt to explain away the NOTAM.

>>57284187
>There are some cheap stocks in Europe that benefit from protectionist laws, Asia in general is very cheap right now. Value could be found in South America too.
Sure, but what happens when cheap stocks remain cheap stocks? You lose to inflation.

>>57284214
>read about a supposed crash looming
I'm feeling bullish.
>read about the economy booming
I'm feeling bearish.

It's a bipolar existence for sure.

>>57284243
It's an American world. You're just living in it.

>>57284243
The most likely culprit there is some high powered radar test. Above-ground nuke tests ping detectors all over the planet and a rocket launch with some experimental nuclear reactor on a satellite would get caught on telescopes.

>>57284270
>Sure, but what happens when cheap stocks remain cheap stocks? You lose to inflation.
I mean unless there's hyperinflation they'll be revalued at some point in the future because the assets the EPS the dividends are growing. Doesn't matter if you buy a cheap stock and in crabs for 5 years and then proceeds to go up 200% in the next 3 years, and said stock has a dividend of 4% p.a. It comes to ~28% annual return in the end even though the stock did nothing for 5 years.

>>57284298
>>57284304
Radar EM radiation falls off according to the inverse square law. There would be no radiation hazard unless you're right against the emitter. This is related to those nuclear and missile tests that the US, Russia, and China were doing, and how our main nuclear deterrent missile failed to launch. They have to make up for that embarrassment now. This is the prelude to WW3.

Wanna know who the biggest dunce cap award goes to? Me. I manage to consistently make good predictions, but always sell due to paper hands, RIGHT BEFORE my prediction gets fulfilled. This happened like 6-7 times so far.

November
>Short Bayer, situation doesn't look good for them
>It crabs
>Sell
>Drops like a rock even more, I was right after all
December
>Buy AMD and broadcom, upcoming AI event so it has to moon right?
>Tight stop losses get triggered at open, AMD AND Broadcom moon
>I was right again
January
>Buy msft calls, the hype will force whales to make them surpass apple as largest company
>Crash happens
>Sell on paper hands
>Msft recovers, becomes largest company
>I was right again

>Boeing crash happens (last weekend)
>This seems like it'll happen again, better buy puts
>Market pumps on Monday, sell due to paper hands
>Another Boeing issue happens
>I was right again


AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH I LOST 1000 BUCKS ON PAPER HANDS WHILE I COULDVE BEEN UP LIKE +200% ON EACH OF THESE OPTIONS AAAAAAAAA

>>57284444
>This is the prelude to WW3.
Checked... Where do I move New Zealand?

>>57284444
HOLY SHIT SELL EVERYTHING PANIC PANIC PANIC

>>57284465
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>57284451
You’re fucked.
You have to buy and hold something for a long time and then sell options on your shares to retards like yourself.
You’re gambling anon

Will the sudden cold weather affect the stock market this week? Everything is fucking frozen outside. Could affect transportation. Could fucking destroy Texas again like last time. Could lower productivity if people can't leave their homes.
I'm especially worried about the birds... They flew south from Canada to escape the winter only to find out that it's fucking 20F here anyway. Those poor ducks are swimming in ice cold water. I really hope they're going to be ok...
Also I know I should care more about homeless people outside than ducks (since that will probably be me in a few months), but honestly ducks are more photogenic so... fuck 'em

>>57284457
>>57284465
>>57284471
No idea, but at least nuclear war over Biden's crackhead son might return us to a rational stock market valuation.

>>57284485
Yes. Cold weather = stock market freeze, values drop. Warm weather = stock market overheat, values skyrocket.

>>57284451
You were wrong every time stop coping.

>>57284482
>>57284499
How am I gambling or coping if each of these predictions was ultimately right?

>>57284489
Kek we might get near market valuations that are 200% of GDP before this shit bubble pops.

>>57284508
They were right in retrospect, but when you were trading you thought of them as wrong and exited the positions.

>>57284521
Yes because I have paper hands and my attention span doesn't go beyond a few hours. Literally the worst combination when trading stoks

>>57284451
>>57284508
thats the thing...seeing the direction comes easy. timing it to make money is nigh impossible

>>57284498
counterpoint, when everything is frozen there is nothing to do but sit inside and trade so market volume and price might go up

How have mumoids been counter-shilling the bull steepening in the yield curve? (And the bull steepening is bearish before a retarded mumoid says something)

>>57284551
Impossible. I've made 14$ in profit by basing my trading decisions off the seasons. Obviously it works.

>>57283135
>>57283070
They're good if the potatoes are good. But it's true they're too wet.

>>57284444
Yeah or some anti-drone laser EM jamming bullshit. The point is, nobody's saying anything about an uptick in atmospheric strontium or whatever the fuck so schizos are once again hyperventilating at nothing.

>>57284485
The nat gas market (and weather models) could've told you all that a week ago.

It's entertaining to watch /reddit/ become a bunch of sell outs for bit coin.

https://old.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/1957v39/dumb_question_from_a_2017_hodlr_isnt_rooting_for/

Dumb question from a 2017 HODLR: isn’t rooting for a BTC ETF the exact opposite of what BTC is about? (self.Bitcoin)

submitted 22 hours ago by brandishedlight
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>Not really, Hal Finey's vision was that the banks would eventually use BTC to settle between them. The 10 minute transaction time would be greatly quicker than anything they have, but not fast enough for many small transactions.
Additionally, having the US Gov't recognize and legitimize the asset, which is a huge deal.
Nothing about the ETF changes anything about how Bitcoin works.


>Anti-establishment? It's just the libertarian whackos having sound money, Austrian orgasms who see it that way. The rest of us who know the technology and the ways it can connect to portfolios of global assets see it very differently.


>Bitcoin has not been “anti establishment” lol people using the ETF believe in the value of the asset same as anyone else who self custodies their own. The etf gives easier access to the asset to millions of average people. It’s wonderful and further if anything democratizes the asset.


It's like how the hippies became like the parents they hated.

>>57284613
>umb question from a 2017 HODLR: isn’t rooting for a BTC ETF the exact opposite of what BTC is about? (self.Bitcoin)
they don't care about what bitcoin was supposed to be, or the technology, or anything except pumping their bags they are wildly speculating on so they can cash out and become rich. The very intent to invest in it to cash out goes against what Bitcoin was supposed to be. These people will all go broke and they will deserve it. I cannot wait for the mass suicides when it drops to 4k.

>>57284643
>These people will all go broke and they will deserve it. I cannot wait for the mass suicides when it drops to 4k.
Kek, based fuck bitcorn.

>>57284485
>>57284485
fuck ducks.
they think they're soooo clever, flying south for the winter to duck fuck each other and sip margaritas and then come back when the worst of winter is over. I absolutely hate the little cunts and am glad that the weather seems to as well as it always goes to shit right as they get back.
Kill ducks, behead ducks, dropkick baby ducks, etc, etc.

>>57284643
This so fucking much. It's sad what Bitcoin became. I still don't think it's finished as a potential alternative global currency. But until these fucking idiots are flushed out it won't happen.

>>57282139
No
Its staged amateur porn, as in its not amateur. The guy you are responding to, watches porn with police costumes in them, and think thats how american police behave.

>>57282525
Or you could get educated and instead of banging every day to try and get her preggo, you save your semen for big loads during the 3 days a month she can actually become preggo

>>57284702
You're a terrible person and I hope some day you get what you deserve
(and no, you don't deserve anything good)

>Taiwanese separatist libtards win election
>KMT has majority in their congress or whatever
>Biden says he doesn't recognize them
>China wins without firing a single shot
BABA 120 EoW

I've been putting up with boring ass VOO returns for like 5 years. Should I just pivot all into QQQ or is it too late?

>>57284851
>China annexes Taiwan
>Biden blacklists Chinese stock market
>Your precious stock go to zero (effectively)
2nd world fans never learn kek, literally not even 2 years ago.

>>57284864
>T-They're going to delete all your Chinese stocks because Xi is bullying a rebelling territory we all agree belongs to him!

>>57284876
>we all agree
Speak for yourself, wumao.

>>57284864
Kek every Chink stock America has sanctioned, delisted and forbidden Americans from owning has preformed really well after that. Examples: China Mobile and CNOOC.

>>57284864
Nah, Xi would just pay Hunter a million or two and suddenly government retirement funds are auto-buying the A50.

>e-trade is bringing back the talking babies discussing stocks advertising campaign
top signal

>>57284879
Every single government except for two South American ones that don't matter, agree.

>>57284742
>became
It is exactly what it was intended and designed to be.

>>57284451
>stop loss
NGMI

>>57284856
Generally unless there's a big and obvious crisis (think 2008, or COVID which we knew about for months before the market crashed) you can get away with being a slightly levered Boomer DCAing into SSO or QLD

>>57284856
>asking here

>>57284884
Hit me up when there are bitcoin ETF adverts like those QQQ ones. Leveraged QQQ etf adverts are acceptable too.

>>57284856
Sometimes QQQ performs better, but I'd prefer VOO as a long-term investment. It's better diversified (it includes financial stocks and more stocks generally) and has lower turnover. So if you want more risk and more reward, I'd just increase the allocation to VOO (use leveraged ETFs if necessary).

>>57284930
>>57284930
>>57284930
>>57284930

>>57284921
>not telling her about VUG

>>57284920
Alright I'll keep an eye out
I wonder if Direxion makes enough off of fees to do advertising

>>57284856
QQQ tends to perform the best, but they are also full of dumber companies. They invest in a company called PIN DOO DOO. Do you really want to invest in a company that specializes in doo doo?!

>>57284939
poem anon?

>>57283481
Jew

>>57285094
No, there are a bunch of these Apus floating around

I love people who are like
>when I make it big, I'll never work again
lol,
If you don't you'll be dead before a decade.
First, when you really are well set, things to work on start finding you.
Second, you will find things to work on, the only question will be why.
Beware anyone selling that you'll never have to work again if you get rich like they are. They aren't rich.