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>> No.57273096

>>57273086
I'm a HODLER who DCAs and don't use leverage so I'm ok :)

>> No.57273119

>>57273086
I've been shorting the ETFs since they started, up 15% in two days

>> No.57273125

>>57273086
STILL UNDER FIRE

>> No.57273146

>>57273086
ITS BAAAAD BRO IVE LOST ALMOST...wait, oh...just almost 6%.

>> No.57273151

I bought the top

>> No.57273159

Sir, Wesley Crusher here. There's no one in engineering -- we think they sold the warp drive for scraps to the Bajorans and then fled in one of the escape pods.
Commander Riker has beamed over to the Ferengi ship and is providing them with the blueprints for our cloaking device. Lieutenant Worf has succumbed to his Klingon urges and is currently devouring Commander Data's processing chips while singing Klingon Opera. Counselor Troi is being gangraped in the holodeck by a gang of Romulans -- she thought this was her usual Saturday evening program until she realized safety protocols were ineffective.
But sir I aced my Warp Theory test on Heisenberg compensators at the academy. Sir did you hear me? I said I ACED my Heisenberg compensator exam.

>> No.57273177

>>57273159
SHUT UP WESLEY

>> No.57273195

>>57273086
WE'RE STILL IN THE FIGHT YOU BALD PIECE OF SHIT

>> No.57273201
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57273201

>>57273086
I got the vax. I'm going to die from turbo cancer in 10 years. I'm okay with it as long as Trump gets a second term.

>> No.57273206

>>57273086
I'M NOT GETTING PAID ENOUGH FOR THIS SHIT
I QUIT

>> No.57273209
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57273209

+6.4%

>> No.57273405

>>57273159
WHAT THE FUCK WESLEY?!!

>> No.57273423

>>57273146
two days in a row...

>> No.57273506
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57273506

>>57273159
Good news: we hired a blind black man in engineering. DEI is clearly working.

>> No.57273519
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57273519

We've lost 5% shield integrity but main trading engines are still online

>> No.57273533

>>57273423
Disregard that flash up to $49k (since we were only there for literally a couple of minutes) and call the top $47k: we're down about 8% the last two days.

>> No.57273569

>>57273086
Up 500% from a year ago

>> No.57273589

>>57273086
wtf
i thought this was a lock to send btc to all time highs
went all in with leverage
down like 54% so far

>> No.57273596

Hairy, stinky Romulan pussy

>> No.57273608

>>57273086
Captain, we have reports of Hasidic Jews infesting the Jefferies tubes. They're tunneling their way directly towards the warp core.

>> No.57273613
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57273613

>>57273086
Damage is substantial, but I'm still in this fight, Captain.

>> No.57273706

>>57273608
Lol

>> No.57273854

>>57273608
holy kek

>> No.57273870

>>57273608
lmao

>> No.57275186

I'm eating a large toblerone

>> No.57275307
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57275307

>>57273608

>> No.57275347

>>57273086
our shields are down and weve sustained minor damage to the hull sir but our systems are still fully operational

>> No.57275434

>>57273086
>down 4k in a day
>up 40k for the past year
This shit sucks, but it's mostly just disappointing that it was so predictable and the manipulation has never been more obvious.

>> No.57275503

captain sorry I was with whore
what happened? is it over?

>> No.57276320

>>57273125
>STILL UNDER FIRE
STILL UNDER HEAVY FIRE

>> No.57276334

>>57275503
it's over, over

>> No.57276371

>>57273086
no damage. im all in litecoin

>> No.57276389
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57276389

Back to where i boughted wtf is this scam

>> No.57276448

It's going to touch 39 then shoot back up to 45

all hands on deck, get ready to buy the dip

>> No.57276519

>>57273596
At least it's wet. Unlike that cold, rubbery Vulcan snatch

>> No.57276598

>>57273086
About 15 USD

>> No.57276918
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57276918

>>57276448
ETF only exists is hide fiat inflation. ETF are derivatives that exist to devalue, and to expand debt( the money supply.)

>> No.57276951

Captain.. The washing machine broke.

>> No.57277045

>>57273086
I tethered up nearly 2 weeks ago. This was obviously going to be a sell on the news event. I am looking forward to buying some shit memecoins in a month or so.

>> No.57277446

i just remembered a loan i took out 2 weeks ago with a 7 day duration

i got liquidated for 6k, its over for me :(