/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>57269924
I want to date her and make out with her.

>>57269924
she should be at home having babies. not being in a "career"

>>57269924
she's probably a retard but defending yourself during a layoff is based. our labor laws are a jewish joke.

Oh look, another thread pol bait woman hate thread.

She's fucking cool for standing up for herself, most of you could never have that kind of self confidence.

>>57269924
She didn’t handle it well (lack of experience in situations like that shows, probably also why she couldn’t close deals), but she’s not wrong. She did have the wrong goal in mind. The only reason to do something like that is to either try to gotcha so you can sue or just to have a clear record for filing for unemployment (which frankly I’m sure cloudflare expects to pay so whatever).

But generally if she was there for 3 months and leading into holidays when nobody is signing deals other than reactivations, it’s probably fair that she didn’t close anything.

Funny she thinks her manager didn’t know.

What I find more cringe than this entire thing are the following:

>you are browsing Twitter
>I actually clicked the link and watched

>>57270038
>Funny she thinks her manager didn’t know.
the manager probably didn't know. i work at a big jewish corporation that did massive amounts of layoffs this summer. rank and file managers were clueless until the day the axe swung. directors and VPs were the ones calling the shots.

>>57270023
Yeah if this man can get offered 15 million dollars because he quit his job Because of mean words and mean drawings then why can't I get 200 million dollars because my foreskin was stolen from me https://www.nbcnews.com/business/business-news/tesla-racism-lawsuit-worker-rejects-15-million-payout-rcna34655

>>57269924
She could have a roof over her head for years, all for the small price of letting me put my penis in her mouth whenever I want

>>57270056
I doubt the manager got a say, but you think they had no idea? I’ve honestly only ever worked at small-mid sized tech companies and management was always made aware when layoffs were happening.

>>57270033
Oh, did her last stand change anything? I must have missed that.
>>57270023
>defending yourself during a layoff is based
I think it's pathetic

>>57270084
She's going viral rn for showing her strength of character and probably has people hitting her DM's with job offers from companies she could only dream of before. She's doing fine.

>>57270127
now she can start an only fans and make 20k a month starting cause she has a viral video.

>your performance didn't meet the sales quota
>you're being terminated
>BUT YOU ARE LITERALLY LAYING ME OFF WITHOUT A REASON

>>57270127
>her strength of character
Arguing with 2 HR reps who were just executing an order wow really brave.

>>57270159
im always happy when i get fired

>> you were a bad slave goy and didn't make enough money for CEO shekelstein!!!!!!

BASED and thanks now I can get bennies from the govt.

>>57270137
that's the only smart next move

I hate women in the software industry space so much

>>57269924
these are the retarded babyless morons that suspended my reddit account.

>>57269924
Why does this bitch keep referring to herself in the 3rd person?

>>57269924
Being laid off is sucks but it's always down to the C level execs to hit their stock target. Yes it's gay but that's life in the corporate world. Her arguing with HR makes no difference. When I was laid off from Shopify because the German employees tried to form a works council (not a union just a group that ensures German labor laws are kept) they fired everyone in Germany, regardless of if they wanted the works council or not. I laughed the entire layoff call. Some HR faggot was crying in the meeting telling me that I was laid off. I found it so funny.
Lesson here is to not kill yourself over a job. It's just a job. Don't go all out and make it who you are, because it isn't.
>>57270160
HR are scum. Fuck off
>>57270038
Question (literally) faggots is always a good idea.

Looks like somebody's open to work

>>57269924

She was an account executive that didnt appear to have closed a deal in the 6 months since August. obviously totally whiffed her quota.

she blamed christmas and "training" for missing the quota.

do you know how well account executives are paid at these huge tech companies? this is like a 300k/yr role. obviously they need her to hit quota to justify that expense, and she has nobody to blame but herself

>>57270259
>Being laid off is sucks but it's always down to the C level execs to hit their stock target.
So why did he get pissed and say
>HR are scum. Fuck off
What good does arguing with the Stormtroopers do? Well you feel a fake sense of accomplishment

>>57270023
kill yourself
women shouldn't even be allowed in the workplace let alone complain about it

>>57270208
she has a 1 year old. where daddy dont know

how do you even "sell cloudflare" like what? you either need it or you dont.

>>57270312
Two different thoughts can be held at the same time HR janny. HR are there to protect the company from employees, as well as fuck over the employees as much as possible. Every single time a question is asked, be it small meeting or large all hands, HR never can answer a question directly. They are scumbags. >>57270310
3 months of "on ramping" means training. That ended in December, a month no one works and most likely has no budget to buy things. So she's had 12 days of work after training. CloudFlare is just laying people off since they over hired.

>>57269924
>(((Account Manager)))
>(((Tech Firm)))

These are the roasties that were posting "day in the life" videos on TikTok where they eat free food, and do Yoga all day.

Sorry honey the free money gravy train is over.

>>57270407
These are the same people who think that you should be fired for political opinions and for not getting vaccinated. So they can eat shit dude. It's a private company that can do what they want right

>>57270013
Are you coming to the realization that capitalism is as anti-human as communism?

It used to be very rare for a woman to be in the workforce when she was of "mothering" age 20-50. Part of wedding ceremonies used to be putting an apron on the woman signifying her transition to housewife, as recent as the 1970s. But the elites, through propaganda, doubled their workforce and drove wages into the toilet, and reduced family sizes with the snap of a finger.

Families are considered an impediment to big capital, moreover nationalism and a unified populace is a major liability to the ruling elite, so hello diversity.

>>57270388
I think that's what sales are supposed to do man. convince people they need it. just take the brochure, paste the text into chatgpt. tell chatgpt to ham up the security aspects and make it sound complicated. reference corporate IP theft. etc.

>>57270069
>small price
>my penis
Kek

>>57270420
bingo
im a SWE with a masters in AI / ML from stanford and have been struggling to find a remote job for 100k since I got laid off in September.
Its fucking wild given that I was getting crazy offers when i graduated from my masters in 2021
so it goes
but it makes me happy to see these roasties getting laid off.

>>57270545
>im a SWE with a masters in AI / ML from stanford and have been struggling to find a remote job for 100k since I got laid off in September.
I'm sorry but I hate your class of people and you deserve to suffer for perpetuating lockdowns and BS for your personal

>>57270127
Strength of character? Lmao, all employers will glean from this video is that she is combative, an enemy to HR, and will probably end up seeing over some bullshit discrimination nonsense if she gets laid off for not doing her job.

I work in big tech, so while layoffs are scary, I take solace knowing that all these dumbass women who were hired during boom times are realizing nobody is going to pay them 300k/ye to basically be a glorified assistant.

>>57270185
looks like it's a hard pill for corpos to swallow to realize that they're as disposable as the people they look down on

>>57269924
>gets fired
>tries to defend herself
my sides

>>57269924
> hired in October
> SAAS role
> fired in January due to poor performance

Give me a break. She was setup to fail. Really shitty from cloudfare.

That being said, no reason to argue about this type of stuff and record a 9 minute video for twitter.

>>57270665
The best part is that they are more than duly compensated so there really just freaking out about losing their corporate NEETbux

>>57270303
kek

>>57270422
Indeed and HR should get fucked and be harassed at every possible occasion.
>>57270717
indeed she was. hopefully she realises work isn't everything in life.

>>57270717
Yeah it's bullshit but personally knowing I'd be getting unemployment I'd just have to laugh about the absurdity of the whole thing

>>57269924
If this was a man you would all be calling him alpha for standing his ground and not letting jewish HR reps fire him for bullshit reasons

>>57270855
Because women belong in the kitchen and men don't, are you retarded?

>>57270855
There's nothing alpha about complaining on camera for 10 minutes and still getting fired. Alpha would just turn off the fucking zoom meeting

>>57270798
It also begs the question, why is anyone filling roles for a BD position, especially an outbound sales position, in Q4?

Assuming the reason is something dumb like increasing headcount for the end of year reports.

>>57270545
> im a SWE with a masters in AI / ML from stanford

>>57270545
nobody wants to hire a software engineer from stanford, you're probably hard to work with and want to do things your own way rather than working with the company like every fuckface with a prestigious degree

>>57270717
>>57270407

if I got a 300k a year job i would spend every possible hour of my first two weeks mastering that product. hell, i wouldve been training on the product as soon as i was confirmed i was getting the job

instead, this roastie sits on her (hopefully) fat ass cheeks and closes 0 deals over 6 months

you're telling me there arent people out there who could take this job and close deals within 6 months of being there? of course there are & cloudflare knows it. she couldnt compete, and so shes gone

>>57270860
Based. Just ask what the severance and terms are and then hang up on them. I’ve been laid off before in person and I just got up and went home. Fuck HR.

>>57270858
You're trying too hard to fit in
>>57270860
>confidently asserts his value
>points out flaws in their reasoning
>Doesn't let them try to squirm out of not answering
>demands clear answers
>Holds them accountable to those answers
>"If cloud flare hired too many people that they can't afford them, I'd prefer you just tell me that than give me a bullshit answer"
This place would be freaking out about how chad mogged the virgin jewish cloudflare wagie

>>57270920
I'm just saying the obvious truth

>>57270920
>Wasting his precious time on earth with petty vindictiveness
Woman moment. Just go on to the next endeavor

>>57270855
Not really. What's the point arguing with HR bots, when the decision has already been made?

So many bitchless incels in this thread

>>57270930
>>57270938
>It must be very easy for you to have these 10-15 minute meetings, tell someone their fired, wreck their life and then that's it. No explanation.
God she's so fucking BASED. You guys are so onions pretending you wouldn't be calling this guy a chad if she was a man

>>57270972
Because unlike a woman a man's place is at work and a woman's place is in the kitchen

>>57270959
This. Instead of whining for 10 minutes or whatever she could have just said GO FUCK YOURSELF CORPORATE STOOGE and move on.

>>57270961
>me caveman me must defend pretty girl awooooga
Dont be a fucking simp in 2024 this bitch has gone thru her life thinking shes the main character bc she has a nice face and its OK for her to get treated like a normal person sometimes. 4 months with no deal is grounds for termination in any sales role

>>57270908
you get it

>>57270972
Her and her work bestie showing up the next day like this would be based

>>57269924
She should have closed a deal. 6 months on the job and almost closed three deals, but fell apart at the last moment. Lmaoooooo. Where I work you have to close a deal within a month or you’re outty

>>57270959
Your dignity and pride. If they want to fire you for some coked up CEOs dipshit decision making 6 months back, make them suffer. Then ruin them further by trashing them on the internet. Don't just suffer what they do to you. Fuck that.
>>57270999
WOoooooooooah we got a live one here! Spiciest jokes of 2003!
>>57271014
This is what she did to those bug HR people's reputations. She didn't let them quietly fire her entire floor and then go home to watch the Office reruns in peace. She probably made them cry. God I love a bitch that can make a scene

>>57270720
I'd freak out too if lifestyle creep caught me with my pants down. Probably new corpos are afraid of going back to life before corporate neetbucks

>>57271054
>jokes
I'm being 100% serious

>>57270798
>getting unemployment
I don’t know about her state but in many states you need to work a minimum amount of time to get unemployment (like a year)

>>57271067
Oh, don't worry anon, I didn't think you were actually funny

>>57271088
I wasn't trying to be funny retard

>>57270303
She is confirmed "open to work"

>>57270303
She already is.

>>57271114
Yeah that was plain to see

>OMG LOOK AT THE POOR LITTLE CHILDLESS WHORE
fucking redditors GTFO

>>57271197
you know why they hired her.

I think the most based thing to do is to accept their meeting invite, then 10 minutes before the meeting shoot your manager a teams message and let them know youre not feeling well and are going to sign out early, then just set your OOO message and ghost them. Then just keep ghosting them and dont respond to any of their inquiries as long as possible so they need to pay you for the time, ayy lamo.

Regardless of how you think she handled the situation...

Can we all agree that she's pretty hot?

>>57271258
kek

>>57269924
>my cloudflare journey

>>57271258
Of course you want to continue to perform your job functions and “show up” so they cant say you abandoned your job, that way you can still collect gibs frm da gubdamnt.

When they finally get a hold of them tell them the stress of the jobs has really affected you and caused you to develop a drinking habit and you are now an alchoholic who needs to go to rehab, then mention youll be forwarding them the bill for rehab

>>57270558
i am a "SWE" (java monkey) from school that started in 2009, getting paid 70k no benefits. I am working, and the job is remote. I am pretty sure I lost 30 iq points just being in this shitty job.
I coom, reddit and game 60% of the time.
I save most of my salary as I live with my parents.

I am married and my wife seems to like me. My health is in the shitter. I am 20k down in some chink shitcoin, and have a suicide stack in doge.
So uhmm atleast you ain't me.
I wondering whether i should pivot to being a costco cart pusher.

>>57269924
yeesh they're not wrecking your whole life you're just getting fired from a job. You should have diversified and planned ahead.

>>57270303
Top kek, why have I never thought of making this reaction image. Saved multiple copies, thanks anon

>>57270303
Id rather die of starvation poor and cold in a ditch than use this badge uniorincally

>>57269924
Im an incel who hates women, but I commend her for questioning the HR drones. Fuck HR, they are the guarddog of the jewish machine aka the corporate world.

HR does not have your best interest in mind, they are there to protect the business from getting sued. They would literally watch you and your family burn at the stake with a smile on their face if it meant they protected their jewish masters.

>>57271459
You clearly don't hate them enough. Do better

Companies are laying off employees but recording them as performance based firings so Biden can win re election. I am serious.

>>57271538
Yeah it should be public knowledge that news cycles change drastically in election years

>>57271215
What the hell? Her headshot looks nothing like she does in her video. Is she trying to appear brown in her headshot to improve her chances of being hired?

>>57271696
I think Brittany is the friend who was fired first

>>57269924
>4chan NEET (probably an amerimutt) complains and whines about people attacking soulless corporations
how surprising!

>>57271719
Ah, so it is a different girl. I was about to say.

>>57271725
>people attacking soulless corporations
She is the soulless corporations dude

>>57269924
>>57270959
to expose them to the world? people are already calling cloudflare unethical and messed up for this. it IS biting them in the ass.

>>57271757
she's a human being, retard. and she's yet another worker, unlike incompetent management retards and C-level psychos

>>57271851
Cloudflare sells their services to companies not to retail lmao
they don't give a fuck what random simps on the internet like you think

>>57271851
>WAAAAAAAAH I'M OWED A 80K+ SALARY FOR ACCOMPLISHING NOTHING
>B-BUT IT LOOKED LIKE I WAS WORKING

>>57271877
YOU TAKE THAT BACK SIR?? That beautiful women really FELT like she was doing a lot of work that deserves a raise if you ask me !

>>57271877
incel sweety, that woman felt like she deserved all that money for closing no sales in 4 months, she's not at fault sweety

>>57271873
I know. how does that make any difference?
also, as other anons have said ITT, she was hired in october, so she obviously was setup for failure.
you fucking bean counters should be hanged en masse alongside politicians

>>57271258
I did a similar thing back in March 2023, I just stopped responding to messages and stopped going to work, I was eventually AWOL'd and I never returned the work laptop and never paid the employment, fuck them.

>>57272010
>bean countere
>DUDE you just HAVE to waste money on useless people because YOU JUST HAVE TO OK?!?

>>57272110
employment bond, I mean.

>>57269924
So we've got three threads running. How organic.

I think one good thing about this video going "viral" or whatever is people get to listen to these HR cunts spout their canned language and talking points.
>Yeah, I hear you.
>I understand how you feel.
>Let me carve out these two threads
>To add some clarity here...
>Your questions are valid.
>I respect that.
>I'm happy to follow up at a later date, but I can make no promises.
>It is understandable how you feel.
>I understand where you're coming from.
>uses her first name "Brittany" as often as possible to appear more relatable, even though they've never met her in their lives so it comes off as talking down, like teacher to student/parent to child

Older Americans want to sit on their ass collecting their pensions or whatever and bitching about younger people not wanting to work. The only time they have to put up with this sort of condescending, vapid garbage when trying to get answers to anything is... well, basically never. If they get this kind of runaround from a credit card company they cancel. They've never had to work in these sorts of environments that are becoming the norm. They've never had the rug yanked out from under them by invisible hands and had puppets plopped in front of them babbling in these careful phrases crafted to protect the company they work for while saying absolutely fucking nothing. They won't even say, "This meeting is to inform you that your employment is terminated. The decision was based on your lack of sales." It's all "Well the company has decided to part ways with you because according to the data that was calibrated your job performance has not met our expectations." I mean give me a fucking break. It all just adds insult to injury.

>>57272139
lmao they still hired her, retard. why even hire her if it was obvious they would fire her?

>>57272222
HOLY GOD QUADS
I KNEEL

>>57272240
Because they felt like they needed to?
When she wasn't needed (and made 0 sales in 4 months lmao) they fired her, what's your point?

>>57272275
>I'm a retard and don't understand economic context
>I'm a NEET btw
kys

>>57272297
>refuses to answer the question
keep seething nigger

>>57269924
>Here's a day in the life of a 23 year old in tech

>>57270558
i am not that class of people, what there I was a vocal trump supporter (now neutral cause I know they are all owned by ((())) ) anyways i literally got assulted / batterd (by some soiboi who had a fuck trump hoddie, i told him it was gay and he hit me. I got one on him back and campus police wouldn't do anything when i called them

I met one professor who basically implied that 9/11 was a controlled demolition to a grad level linear algebra class of 150 (filled with mech, civil, and comp engineers). He was from Iran though. Super based dude.

some insight for you, its clear the undergrad population is absolute trash all SJW purple hairs, very diverse.
There is a push for this at the grad level. The difference is department control admission so they are each pushed to be diverse, but its easier to resist.
This will fade over time unless we continue to prioritize diversity over competency.

>>57270903
nah stanford isn't like that, youre naming the Ivy's.
stanford is gay but compsci / engineering students are 100% whipped into perfect white collare wage slave shape where we 100% accept doing things how we are told
youre right tho, the humanities classes there are worthless, never had to take one as a grad student tho
and at the end of the day i only mentioned my degree to show that i am employable by globalhomo standards yet cant find a job.
>inb4 chud, nah i can chameleon myself as a standard social libtard just fine while dealing with companies. its just rough out there rn.

Interview offers / talks with companies have sped up since the new year started though. I think companies are laying off and hiring now

>>57272309
>pls explain to me like I'm a NEET
/biz/ - Business & Finance
LMAO

>>57272405
cry more

>>57272430
I'm not the one defending corporations ITT :^)

>>57272442
and I'm not the one defending useless wageslaves

>>57270439
>Are you coming to the realization that capitalism is as anti-human as communism?
I came to this realisation some years ago. the problem is that all the anti capitalists are left-wing socialists/communists who are just as retarded as capitalists, if not more.

>>57272458

>>57272495
idgaf about cloudflare just laughing at you retards seething about a literal who useless wageslave getting fired lmao

I'm sick of these whores using these events as launching pad for their influencers career.

You faggots should be encouraging all women to do this when they get canned for their incompetence. Wtf did corps expect when they’ve pumped womens heads full of stronk girl boss propaganda that can do no wrong for 15 years? We should be encouraging other women to do the same and unite against the patriarchal male corporations in the name of feminism. I would love to see them crumble at the hands of their own nigger living diversity bull shit.

>>57269924
test

btw, just in case you retards didn't know/realize: they (cloudflare) actually fired the whole deparment. the performance bs was just that, a load of bs.

>>57272596
What did you do?
>>57272495
>>57272599
Wagies are corporate enablers so it's nice to see them get their comeuppance. What part of this don't you understand?

>I’m le hirable with my degree
My fuckin sides dude, they hire pajeets that can’t speak a lick of English and no credentials to do jobs a tenth the pay PHD’s used to do for 6 figures. You’re not hirable to globohomo because you’re literally worth less than the investment hiring blacks to pump ESG brings and you’re not priced competitively to compete with computers and Indians who work for fractions.

>>57272616
>Wagies are corporate enablers
>t.NEET

>>57272222
>They won't even say, "This meeting is to inform you that your employment is terminated
Too true. My friend got laid off from the same company I work at recently, and hilariously the Teams meeting that they announced he was fired in was titled "Monthly Touch-base" lmao.
Such cowardly bullshit.

>>57270185
imagine including your cloud practitioner certification as part of your title

>>57272599
>actually fired the whole deparment
doubt.jpg, all the sales department? in any case, irrelevant if they lied, if you're fired you're fired

>>57272659
>Yes hello, we would like to touch base and inform you that you no longer work here

>just because I didn’t close anything in three months

ABSOLUTE MAXIMUM OVER KEK

By the way, this is what you fucking get when you have roasties, troons, and faggots running HR

>t. Pod Anon

>>57272687
That's basically how it went down. lol

>>57270439
You need capitalism with morality like we used to have. Our current system is run by Jewish psychopaths and other atheistic types. Society needs aristocrats, the only problem is our aristocrats are not our kin so they don't give a shit.

>>57270013
son this is capitalism. If she isn't making me more money she failed at her sole existence in this world

Obnoxious Karen highly likely deserved it, inflated and delusional sense of ego and princess syndrome, attention whoring from posting this shit online to make it about herself and her feelings, yeah no shit mega corpo sales is gonna be cutthroat its not for cry babies

So she's only been there like 2 months and thinks she's entitled to a job? Da fuq

>>57272665
dunno, but that's what HN is saying:
https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=38963759
https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=38965977

>>57270439
>capitalism is as anti-human as communism?
only unregulated capitalism.
The 19th and 20th centuries were capitalist yet women stayed at home and were not in the workforce, the narrative is that the experience of the two world wars gave women masculine obligations, not capitalism itself.

We can return to stay-at-home mothers at any time - stop discriminating against men in hiring, stop promoting "women in tech" "women in police" and a billion government programs and propaganda brainwashing fertile young girls into wasting their youth and eggs slaving away for Moshe

>>57269924
she needs deep anal and breath play like fr. daddy needs to make it alright.

lmao this roastie is tweaking and PMSing
she wanted to be one of those girls on TikTok working at a tech company sipping cappucino and eating fresh fruits from the bar

AHAHAHA

Why do people adopt the mindset that once they take a job, they are owed that arrangement in perpetuity? You can quit at any time you want, so why shouldn't your counterparty have the same option to quit at any time?

>>57273601
Do you agree in providing a company a 2 week notice before quiting?

>>57273617
I didn't at my last job because I had reasons against them to leave.
Typically layoffs for professionals include some kind of severance package that amounts to more than 2 weeks of pay. If not that, you can apply for unemployment and get paid by the state.

>>57273617
I think a 2 weeks notice is a courtesy thing, both sides should engage in it.
Not providing 2 weeks is rude and unprofessional, but hardly a crime.

Her face is 50% dermal filler

>>57273866
>now I can’t pay for my botox and Invisalign braces!!!! Reeeeeeeee!!!

>>57272733
ding ding ding
left right, capitalism socialism, all red herrings
a system which lets uninvested outsiders command other tribes will always produce undesirable outcomes for most

>>57269924
The era of bullishit jobs ended when they turned off the money printer. Does anyone have anymore of those perky girl bosses after the last round of layoffs?

>>57270013
All the millennial dumb bitches are learning this the hard way. Zoomies are kinda figuring it out.

>>57273888
check'd.

>>57269924
This shitshow makes me appreciate how I got laid off. They let me work for two weeks on something that I didn't even use but they were nice about it, gave me a severence and my boss gave me a really good rec for my next job which I got. It kind of worked out but I would have much rather kept that job but I could at least say I saw the writing on the wall a month early. There wasn't this pedantic run around, during the build up or even during the layoff itself.

The legalese run around for everything sucks and office work will not be improved until we find some solution to it.

>>57269924

>I've given my whole energy and life to this job.

Bitch, you've been there for 4 months and haven't finished a single job.

>Ruining my whole life.

You're like 22 years old...

>Total disaster on both sides

Huh? The people firing her did nothing wrong. She got uppity, but she wasn't a nutcase.

>>57270127
>showing her strength of character and probably has people hitting her DM's with job offers from companies she could only dream of before.
bullshit. nothing about this video shows her performance record whatsoever and just shows she records internal meetings for tiktok content. with the economy looking grim, its total corporate girly death in 2024. time to go back to work for old navy, bitch.

>>57270127
>woman being an insufferable whore is "showing her strength of character"
lmao

>>57269924
both sides handled this poorly but she at least asked the right questions

>>57269924
this hoe is unhireable now, but the video is based

What is a “cloud practitioner” and what do they actually do?

>totally organic layoff video goes viral
IT'S HAPPENING!!! The social conditioning is just beginning.

>>57271231
then why did you say frame it as an attempt at a "spicy joke" at first
just pretending to be retarded?

>>57271719
>>57271696
no, thats her, the girl in the twitter vid, her name is Brittany

>>57271215
>Atlanta
looks like beltline brittany will have to move back to gainesville with mom and dad. maybe she can get a job at a golf course.

>>57270023
>she's probably a retard
She rolled her eyes at the start of the meeting.
I actually worked on a product they took over recently so I applied there and they didn't even bother sending me a rejection email but they hired this moron?
wtf is going on over?

>>57272733
Egypt died when forign leaders took it over. The English revolution succeeded because it was all English involved.

>>57276501
there's plenty more tiktok videos she posted where shes just doing dance videos and other bullshit at work. no wonder they fired her. someone at HR fucked up and now theyre playing clean up.

>>57270558
>hate your class of people and you deserve to suffer for perpetuating lockdowns
There are a lot of us who fought hard against that. The data didn't make any sense.

>>57269924
why is her face so weird
its like droopy and bulbous in the wrong places

>>57270033
>She's fucking cool for standing up for herself

Weoowww! She’s just like heckin Wonder Woman in da mahvel movie

>>57269924
WOMEN AND JEWS JUST CAN'T EXIST WITHOUT HAX AND ABUSING THEIR HAXX DAILY TAKE ALL THEIR HAX AWAY MAXXTAXX THEIR HAXX

>>57270033
>She's fucking cool for standing up for herself,
No she isn't, she just sounds like a retard who doesn't understand how a corporate employment relationship works.

>>57270192
Women in IT were a mistake. Every single woman in IT I have ever met is just fluf. They never solve any IT problems, they never provide any net benefit. They usually are like an HR role in an IT company or do some kind of sales or project management so they can say ‘I work in IT’ but have 0 concept of how any of the technology actually works.

>>57269924
YEEES TOTAL ROASTIE DEATH

>>57276632
Women will dedicate their lives to the company if they believe in it to the point it acts as a surrogate family. If put in the right position they will outwork men 10x.

I wonder if I can open shorts on NET AH.

>>57270075
>I've honestly ever worked at a small-mid sized tech companies

Great, thanks for your pointless take... saying you don't know shit about working at a Fortune 500 firm, while disagreeing with a poster that stated they have done so.

Remember everyone, people always love having opinions, yet that doesn't mean they are worth jack shit. It would be even more hilarious if you do Sales or Biz Dev while judging how this roastie handled this call on-the-fly.

Wow must be a lot of CEO's and business owners on this board. Judging from the negative reaction to every labor right's discussion.

That, or a lot of incel crabs in this bucket.

>>57276744
It probably is a WARN act violation.
The correct response to that is to remain professional and then contact a lawyer or the government though, not to publicly throw a tantrum.

>>57270084
>xmas 2021 my boss walks towards with his hand out
>Im getting laid off!
>hahaha no buddy, merry xmas
>oh wtf I wanted to be laid off. damn it
>uh hehe sorry buddy uhhh dont ya like it here?
getting laid off is the best. My favourite thing is work a job for 6-8 months then collect unemployment until it runs out and do it again.

>>57270127
She was literally crying like a child to two people giving generic scripted responses.

>>57276553
>cloudflare
maybe her negligence caused the latest 4chan crashes. She can always work here for free

>>57269924
She sounds like white men when they are on message boards

>>57270439
Capitalism has no prerogative

get to work and shut your mouth

>>57276845
I think it is actually a pretty similar thing going on.

Women are used to emotionally investing themselves in a family in return for the man absorbing all of the volatility of the world and crating a stable space for her. There's been millennia of evolutionary pressure shaping their brains for this. While modern women try to do the same thing but in the man's position and get absolutely bitch slapped by the things they were never prepared to deal with.

Men are used to dealing with extraordinary difficulty to protect their nation and provide for their family. Modern men instead live in nationless economic zones, have no wife (because they're busy doing makework at eg Cloudflare and think they don't need help) and sit in offices dealing with bullshit from women in middle management and HR are all day. They're similarly incompatible and have similar rants (but express themselves differently.)

Woah I cant wait to see her post a Day In The Life of A Used Up White-Trash Street Whore video.

I deeply hate corporate speak. Total waste of oxygen

>>57269924
holy fucking shit

seeing how many responses this is getting on biz an twitter makes me want to kill myself.

i am so happy i have never worked corporate

>>57269924
im behind this

>>57269924
>fails to meet performance quota
>breaks her non-disclosure agreement by recording the meeting and posting it online
>acts entitled through the entire video
She's never getting any job worth a shit ever again lmao

>>57275762
Because that anon clearly wanted to fit in with his 2003 "humor". I was making fun of him. Keep up retard.

>>57270920
>>You're trying too hard to fit in
>Saves thumbnail

>>57270038
What the fuck is wrong with people on 4chan? I am on many social medias including twitter and reddit. Being on 4chan too much fucks you in the head.

>>57276962
>poking fun at taboos is now specifically humour only applicable to 2003
Let me guess, you took issue with Ricky Gervais' comedy special and spend too much time on X?

>>57276905
Literally this. Fuck working for a public corporation when everyone is on their toes as soon as the market crashes. I'm a shift manager for a private company. The owner is like a mini-me version of elon. He owns 2 very successful businesses and refuses to go public with them. The work atmosphere is very easygoing and laid back af and HR are cool as shit. Nothing changed here even during the 2008 housing crisis. We hardly even noticed it lol

>>57276999
The way that anon was using it? Yes absolutely it is.

>>57269924
Hey Britt, if you’re here reading this and want to get impregnated and be a stay at home mom hmu.

>>57269924
I want to have sex with her.

>>57270439
>>57276873
What happens to losers who can't close a single sale under communism?

>>57277034
>when everyone is on their toes as soon as the market crashes.
Dealing with this is actually really easy:
Put in a steady amount of work all the time, don't over work yourself.
Spend absolutely nothing and stash it away in a 60/40 tax advantaged portfolio.
When the market goes bad do nothing differently.
a) You get laid off/fired and just coast on your savings until things improve/you get another job
b) You stay employed but don't care about all the shit everyone else is flipping out over.

>>57277036
You're either too young or too mentally inept to be posting here, who complains about "edgy humour" on 4chan? Fuck off.

>>57277052
Give it a few months and she’ll have an onlyfans.

>>57277061
>You're either too young or too mentally inept to be posting here
Oh sorry should I be posting "Make me a sammich womanz!" like a fucking 13 year old redditor who just found this place? No one is complaining about edgy humor. I'm complaining about "edgy" humor. Sorry I acknowledged his cringe gay little attempt at biting comedy was too obviously an attempt to fit in. Tell him to try something more funny in the future

>>57277052
we all do anon... we all do...

and this is how a asian cutie reacts to getting laid off:

https://twitter.com/TikTokInvestors/status/1745965302457004387

compare and contrast.

>>57277140
Nice meltdown you faggot nigger retard, now fuck off back to pleddit where you can be sheltered from things you dislike

>>57277140
Keep seething nigger lmao

>>57277167
> omg
> wow!
> <high pitch screaming>
> ooooh my gawwwwd!
I’d like to imagine that would be her reaction to seeing my dick for the first time

>>57277178
>>57277191
Yeah things I dislike like failed attempts from newfags to fit in you mean? Watch out boys, clearly we've got some edgy jokes coming up! Next thing you know he's gonna say a dead baby joke! Woof! If you can't stand the heat get out of the kitchen am I right?

>>57277167
More whore than cute, also she wasn't doing it during a meeting.

>>57271258
Look at Costanza over here

>>57277196
>>57277167
would.

>>57276663
lol

>>57270259
Truth. When they lay you off just be happy that it worked for as long as it did and find another Job.

Idiots all over in middle management and exec positions thinking their next "hire" will fix their incompentence, turns out it doesn't so they quit or fire you for the blame.

Society is fucked in employment so just chill, do the bare minimum and get paid. Then dedicate as much of your life being happy and doing what you want to do.

>>57271258
This doesn't work if you have months of PTO saved up and the company pays you for it as part of severance.
>>57277262
Maybe once if I didn't have to be in a relationship with her. At least she doesn't have any visible tattoos.

>>57276550
What about China?

>>57277349

>>57269924
She has good physiognomy.

Would wife her.

The one-on-one thing is absolutely correct.

Leads provide precisely zero feedback ever because they are completely spineless and not cut out to manage people, and just say good job every time right up until the person doing supposedly a good job is canned. It's nothing more than a checkbox required of the boss by there boss.

American economy is shrinking, they are firing people because it has to shrink

>>57269924
LMAO i get her point but its fucking funny she's flaming some HR people who are just doing what they are told
>WAA WAAA WAAA WHY ARE U FIRING ME GIVE ME REASONS
>I understand your feelings and how you feel but...
>YOU NOT TELLING ME WHY?? IM DOING LOTS OF POSITIVE STUFF
>IM GOING TO ARGUE WITH YOU EVEN THO THIS WILL CHANCE NOTHING
>I understand why you feel this way and your feelings are valid ...I'm really sorry about your experience

LMFAO two roasties that will both be replaced by chatbots arguing with each other and both saying nothing of substance, hilarious

>the video where the zoomers figure out corporations don't care about you
That's the point zoomy. Put less fillers in yo fucking face bitch

>>57277914
Found the Trump shill here to demonize Bidenomics.

>>57277292
you should not keep your PTO saved up
they would rather keep paying you while working long enough in order to build a case against you as a pretense to refuse to pay out PTO, they would even keep paying to to avoid paying out unemployment until they can get a reason to contest it

>>57269924
LAUGHING? YOU'RE NEXT, ANON
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1705113495314105.webm

>>57271215

> bachelor of arts - musicology

do people pay for shit like that in the us?

>>57271197

I’m in ATL too.
She looks like she gives good head.

>>57276488

Nah, she’ll get a rich brotha to bankroll her

>>57270127

Can you imagine the fat Liberal black woman who typed this? Or maybe it’s a wigger white woman

>>57270581

Do you think she was making 300 K annually?

>>57271215

She’s got a cute dopey looking face here

>>57278421

I’m sure she’ll be dancing at Tattletales soon

>>57275006

This is just the baby easy-mode AWS certification that takes a day of studying to achieve. It basically means nothing except you can identify 3 AWS products by name

>>57277052

Someone should ask her if she’s gonna create an only fans.

>just because i haven't closed anything

shes been there since summer. lol dumb roastie, learn to code or invest in knee pads.

>>57273866

Yeah, black women plastic surgeons fucked her up

Why don’t companies firing people just say “you’re being laid off because we are restructuring “
“But why I blah blah-“
“Yeah we don’t have anything more to say and the decision will not be changed. Goodbye”

Like why do the presence of fake , effeminate corporate speak about things being “valid” or “how you feel” when firing someone at a big company?
I understand why you would if you actually worked with those people as their boss but if you’re getting some person who has never met the workers before to fire them, why would they bother?

>>57278768

Can’t admit They’re wrong, and they feel better than you

>>57278768
because toxic positivity is the culture of corporate america today, and they're trying to get out of severance pay. it looks like she'll have a job before she needs unemployment but they would have fought her tooth and nail on it had she filed.
it just really demonstrates the bullshit in corporate america these days of expending people just to make a buck

>>57272664
It's bad enough putting mom and emotional in a linkedin title, jfc

>>57270376

Wonder if it’s biracial since it’s ATL

>>57270439
Everyone knows this, the issue is the keep pushing the false dichotomy "right versus left" meme retards keep pushing.

>>57278176
This is actually every HR woman. Don't ever think otherwise.

>>57270127
She bitched out at someone who was not responsible for the decision of her termination. She is not a logical person but unsurprisingly as a woman, an emotional one who now as a desperate attempt for e-fame will have other employers be cautious of hiring her knowing full well she will try to damage their image if they need to fire her.

when the free money runs out the last thing you can afford are the divesity hires, you need people who can at least pull their own weight.

>>57271215
"mid-market account executive"
admits she hasn't closed anything

basically has a do nothing job, and still failed to meet expectations

>>57279077
This is true. Most of those people are charity cases. People in general have a really bad sense of what tier they're on. Most people are overselling themselves, a few are underselling themselves, even fewer really know what field they have a right to be playing in. Women in general tend to be the ones making the most errors and think they're not expendable when 99% of the time in a business they are.

They tend to be dead weight that gets hired because there's too much money being made and it needs to get spent down, so you hire a couple cute chicks. Not always, there are some insanely driven women that really kick ass, but when that's the case it's 100% obvious. There isn't even a question about it. If it isn't obvious that a woman belongs there, then she is absolutely one of these charity cases.

>>57279114
>"mid-market account executive"
>admits she hasn't closed anything
>basically has a do nothing job
she was having zoom meetings 2x a week, moving things around in Google Calendars, and reacting to the #random channel on Slack

>>57279124
this describes a lot of midwits making 80-120k a year
i can't wait for this economy to implode

>>57279138
most female AE's ive worked with have had pretty tangible results working towards or beyond clearly defined goals. none of this "really great feedback" and "doing such a good job" infantile head-patting. that doesn't get any invoices sent out.

A woman's only job should be making babies and raising them, I couldn't care less how mean CloudFlare HR people are lmao
Fuck off and go do your actual job

>>57279204
it will be interesting to see how many roles that lend themselves to "clearly defined goals" will survive
that tells me there's a clear mathematical value proposition for their employment, and any kind of downturn makes the decision to let them go incredibly easy
a lot of these people would do well to cut their expenses to the bone, and when layoffs come, maybe renegotiate their own pay lower for a defined period of time in an effort to stay on
the roastie-pocolypse is going to be glorious

>"I'm gonna stop you right there"
God I hate modern women

>>57272328
You aren’t fooling anyone chud. Best of luck though

>>57279228
>the roastie-pocolypse is going to be glorious
yeah theres already a shift, from all the "day in the life" job tik toks to "getting laid off" tik toks. these type of women land these jobs because they know what corporate npc garbage to say in an interview, but no idea what the job is for. makes me think she didn't know how to sell the product at all. it could be that cloudflare found out early enough on that she was a bad fit, and then waited until after the holidays to let her go.
she had 4 other jobs before this, each for less than a year. and now this. shes a liability.

>>57270906
October to early January is 3.2 months retard.

How do we get a job like this ? I mean if I was at 150k/year they would be sure I'd meet or exceed expectations.
I applied on linkedin but this shit is oversaturated. Why don't they recruit middle age men ? All we ask is a challenging work, well paid with a long term career so we can provide for our family that's all fuck it

>>57279456

Is that what she makes? $150?

>>57271696
kek she definitely looks like shes trying to look latino in the pic, compared to how she actually looks

>>57279456
Most people aren't getting these jobs, it's also a farce to believe these go to all women or some BS 4channers/glowies are trying to convince you. some few people know how to game the application or they might know someone who knows someone who knows someone... your average 4CHANNER is not going to know anyone. or they might know the interview questions beforehand, and such. you just can't imagine or believe it because it never happens to fringers like us. I can remember in my accounting and auditing classes the more jock type students would trade old tests and such to memorize (fortunately some professors would change the final exam, instead of reusing) that were passed down from the last year students, but if you're not part of their little group you won't be part of it. These type of women are like that. Unfortunately, society keeps rewarding extraverts, not your quiet hard working individuals with good character. Maybe one day, anon.

>>57270185
Imagine thinking this is a good idea, would never hire someone this outspoken and entitled.

>>57270137
What would her tag be? GirlBoss69?

>>57278176
An actual demon

>>57279260
I couldn’t watch any further

>>57270023
>defending yourself during a layoff is based
how is this based? the decision is done because of financials.

btw. she has closed 0 contracts 6 months in KEKD AND CHECKED

>>57270185
Not reading all that, just come to say your ID is funny

>>57277140
Make me a sammich womanz!

> “We need to see unemployment rise. Unemployment has to jump 40, 50%,” said Gurner, because “arrogant” workers aren’t productive enough for his liking. “We need to see pain in the economy. We need to remind people that they work for the employer, not the other way around.”


h-he was right

>>57279138
What a midwit. They are not being paid for work and productivity like you
For women, it's a bribe to stay childless
Worth 80k green papers per year
After 40yo the ride is over, there are no 100k no wine dry egged roasties after that

>>57269924
4.9% GDP growth

>>57281195
inflation >> gdp
higher interest rates >> debt-driven zombie companies implode

>>57269924

You guys are funny assuming she’s a roastie. You guys are why I love this website.

>>57281486
She's a 20+ year old american woman of course she's a roastie lmao

>>57270033
I just quit beforehand before they notice i stole from them or that i left a last fuck you gift

>>57281506

Yeah probably.

Im in ATL and hope she starts stripping.

>>57281524

I started an internal investigation before I left my second to last job. Also reported them to the DOJ for securities fraud. Lmao.

>>57280843
>Unfortunately, society keeps rewarding extraverts, not your quiet hard working individuals with good character.
Why do people who leverage society get the most societal benefits while people who leverage their own skills only get it leverage themselves???

>>57269924
This is why females need to watch the movie 'margin call '. These people are hired to fire people,they don't care about the situation and trying to reason with them is childish. The decision was made weeks before they call you and nothing will change it unless you suck dry the CEO overnight somehow. Classic example of females being emotional over a technicality. Sad world but it is what it is. you wanted capitalism

>>57281193
this anon gets it. You is smart

>>57281972
>>57280843
Leverage/being an extrovert and cheating are different things.

>>57282049
Cheating is subjective.

>>57270137
>20 k
>for that nappy ass bitch
You're either meming or americucks are even more pathetic than they appear

>>57269924
punching down at abused workers is coward bitch shit. grow a pair and take a shot at someone with actual power

>>57276501
>I actually worked on a product they took over recently so I applied there and they didn't even bother sending me a rejection email but they hired this moron?

listen anon. take a seat. are you sitting? ok.... *sigh* i'll get into it. you are not sassy enough for corporate america. and that's why we're going to have to let you go.

>>57270033
ywnbaw

>>57270303

gold

>>57270906

she cant close deals because shes bogged as fuck

I love watching try hard wagies struggle like this.

>>57270320
This is the only post worth reading

>>57269924
why are women like this

>>57276592
Kek. I hate them (simps) so much. I could throw one of them into a wood chipper and not feel a thing.

>>57284064
I think she's kinda hot

>>57278768
>Why don’t companies firing people just say “you’re being laid off because we are restructuring “

If you've been fired from your job, how do you know if the termination was legal or illegal? Wrongful termination occurs when an employee has been fired in violation of the law—for example, for discriminatory reasons or in retaliation for reporting a safety violation—or in breach of the terms of an employment contract.

If an employee believes they have been wrongfully terminated, they can file a claim or lawsuit against their employer seeking compensation for lost wages, benefits, and other damages. The legal process for a wrongful termination claim can be complex and may involve proving the employer's intent or establishing a violation of the law.

It's just easier to terminate someone if they're underperforming based off metrics, since saying the actual reason can make the company liable and that costs money. That's why the reasons need to be vague. If the company knowingly hired too many people, just to do mass lay-offs in a short amount of time, that doesn't look quite right does it? Why is the company suddenly at risk of loosing money? Out of the mass of people you've fired, at least one or two are going to look into it and start a litigious process. Best to avoid that by putting the onus of poor performance on the worker, since they can easily be replaced, or so that's how it goes.

>>57271215
>mid

>>57277196
I would hire her over that other entitled chick

>>57277167
that first "fuark" is kinda cute for a male.

>>57271459
Based

>>57273003
>world war made women retarded
No, it was jews pouring millions into media campaigns and ugly women, in order to brainwash women i to thinking they are slaves and second tier citizebs for serving their families who love them, instead of a corporation who hates them.
Anyways, idc. I dont have to be a gentleman, and dont have to ever help a woman - thanks to feminism.
Everytime a woman asks me for help, I just tell them to ask feminism for help

>>57274180
>ruining my life
Yes, they did.
Imagine how much credit card debt that retard have after being on 300k/year, and school loans to pay for. Kek.

>>57269924
Top producing sales account executive for saas here.

What she did was based. They overhired and then tried to pretend she was getting fired for performance reasons.

She had basically just been 1 day finished with onboarding/training and got fired for lack of results before she was even allowed to get results.

Fuck these companies that do this.

>>57276663
No, they wont.
But under right circumstances, the right woman can.
Jobs that have to do with organizing for example.
After my mother quit her job, they had to divide her job into 3 pieces, and hire 3 people to take over for her.
But every other woman in the company was completely useless and didnt know shit about fuck, so women like that are rare

Don't care
Never having sex

>>57286897
>career roastie
>based
what the hell happened to this board?
It wasn't nearly this cucked a year ago

Just collect unemployment, I don't understand the big deal

>>57287034
She doesnt belong in sales but shes still right about this instance anon.

>>57270855
Post hands
>you won't, sister.

>>57287034
not everyone defaults to hating women.

>>57281195
Economy is fake. Buying power has been in a non-stop giga downtrend. America is dead but retards are easily led astray

She's right that it's bullshit.
But she must have known that going in.
Like, it's not possible in 2024 to not know what the corporate world is like.

>>57269924
She seems like one of the few women with a brain. Wants to do well, tried giving her best. Didn't deserve the brutal realities of the current job market and state of the world. In other news a sack of rice fell over in China yesterday.

>>57288495
If you're not bare minimummaxxing at a wagie job you're fucking up. Nevertheless there's still a good portion of wagies under the hard work at your soulless job delusion.

so basically
>be female
>not get what you want
>female tears
>get anything you want

got it

>>57288469
You’d be surprised how ignorant your average normie is.

>>57270320
/thread