/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>57267461
the only reason i pumped was because i spent my hard mined bags on a jamaican bobsled and 1400 units of pure horsepower

>>57267461
the fact that you might possibly have come up with this entire wall of bullshit yourself to get /biz/ to buy your worthless bags is revolting

>>57267475
All I own of this coin is the little 20 something bucks you see above.
How can you be so small minded not to see the opportunity here? Like i said, doge is a fucking shitcoin too, but people got rich due to the hype. We can repeat that process again.

>>57267461
You son of a bitch im in

PUMP THIS SHIT

2k mcap is too low for me

If you can convince others to buy in i'll do it

>>57267490
Get to work brother and report back tomorrow. Sky is the limit.
If you had bought $20 of doge when it first started you would have $8000 now. We can do that again with this fucking coin

>>57267498
Be the change you want to see in the world. We can generate growth by pooling together our pocketchange. Or, you can just shill the coin and spread the word without buying, which can be effective as well.
That’s how we get others to jump in. I will continue to make this thread each day for status reports.

>>57267518
Why should I buy fag inu coins? There doesn't seem to be a lot of meme potential here...

I'm interested in this project, but you've gotta sell me on it. I need details.

What is the supply?
How many holders are there?
How do I know you won't rug?
How do you plan to meme it?

Etc. etc. etc.

>>57267594
heres a pic showing details.
Based on the numbers, id say maybe a thousand or so holders all invested under the $200 range.
I laid out the plan on spreading the word above. People will buy into literally anything if enough people talk about it. I also plan to do some guerilla marketing irl.
Ive held this 28 bucks in linu for some time now. I just made it my new year’s resolution that I will make something happen this year hell or high water. Im tired of working this fucking office job i have feeling like a nobody. Im sure many of you feel the same.
You might not know me, but I am sincere and open about my goals here. We can all benefit from this if we work as a team.

>>57267624
And I'm sick of stocking shelves at the greengrocer.

How about this... I'll keep these threads bumped and see how things go. If I like what I see, I might buy some.

>>57267461
You crazy son of a gun. A SHIB 2 huh? I’m in for 20

bump

>>57267640
make sure to spread the word brother. follow the steps i laid out above and we’ll get more people to join in

Sirs this is our chance to upgrade from India to Canada

>>57267461
While i wish i could join, i only trade on Revolut, and only the pretty mainstream coins are added there, like the most low key one that they added is PEPE

So sadly i cant join

>>57267663
no more street shitting my boys.
This is our chance to make the big leagues

>>57267681
Do you know what happened to the official luna inu website?

Having a website makes things look more official

Fuck it, I'm in

I'm autistic so I get a retard pass but I better see all you fags shilling this shit on twitter

>>57267694
spread the word, brother. Spread the word!

>>57267745
Hmmm.... have you considered buying ads anywhere?

>>57267688
it doesnt have one, but to be fair SHIB doesnt have one either.
There’s an “official” LINU page on twitter but looks like he went silent almost a year ago. i’ll try yo wrestle control of it from him

>>57267624
>>57267461

What's your discord OP? I can work with you to spread. We'll make a discord server dedicated to spreading it using bots or social media influence or whatever. Reddit, biz, twitter, youtube, ect.

>>57267495
>>57267498
>>57267505
>>57267518
>>57267635
>>57267659
>>57267640
>>57267663
>>57267681
>>57267694
>>57267700
>>57267745


discord invite: VVyyvcJWHM

Join the discord server if you wanna take this seriously. We'll spread it everywhere, as a team.

>>57267767
This is the SHIB website

https://shibatoken.com/

bump

>>57267778
Well hot damn you’re right. I’ll make a website

>>57267776
Reported for pedophilia

>>57267461
I am in
DEFI is nothing without a community of like minded faggots

>>57267862
Join the discord

bump

>>57267461
No FKPEPE is the way

>>57267461
Wish I could join bro. You're all gonna make it

We are going to WAGMI

What's the contract

>>57267971
Coinbase com

>>57268221

so what's this?

https://www.geckoterminal.com/eth/pools/0xf7ef5352de45a20d8c8565cd94a4bd6c8831f749

can't i buy straight from uniswap/metamask?

>>57267461
let's fucking do this. I'll write a believable script, program my bots, and start the fucking propaganda.

"Fortune favors the bold" as my mom always told me.

i need new car also

lets go work for those bags. 20 into 200k soon

>>57267461
kys faggot, ain't pumping your bags

>>57267461
>>Transfer some ethereum to the wallet.

Sure, see you later.

pump it niggas

>>57267461
I’ll see how this go first

>>57268338
Yeah it’s only available on uniswap so buy it there and use whatever wallet you want. Absolutely no idea why OP says you need coinbase wallet, he should fix that next time he makes a shill thread.

>>57267461
Here’s what your “how to buy” should look like
>how to buy
>connect wallet to uniswap
>swap ETH for LINU
Literally that simple and everyone will know what you’re talking about. No need for anything more complicated. I bought a bag myself but I’m skeptical. Things this has going for it are renounced contract and very good liquidity for its market cap (and locked for 75 years), but it looks like it was abandoned by dev last year so it’s gonna take an all out retard shill campaign by holders to get it to pump with any significance. Also could really use a website. It can be done but I wouldn’t expect anything close to a shib type pump. I’d be very impressed if you could pump it to 10-20 million. Good luck anon!

>>57267461
there is no way in hell you're getting anyone who isn't already in the internet crypto space to

>go to coinbase
>verify with legal id
>download coinbase wallet
>link accounts
>re-verify with a photo of themselves
>transfer for a 10+% fee to the ethereum network on the coinbase wallet OR bridge for a wildly higher fee if they fuck it up the first time (very likely because the Base network fee is significantly less than the ETH fee and that looks better if they don't know how wallet works, they won't realize LINU can't be bought on coinbase wallet on Base or even what that means)
>network fee to buy LINU is upwards of $12
>all the while through every step getting warnings that this is extraneous to coinbase itself
>all to put $20 into a meme coin that they don't even understand what it is anyway and likely how to cash it out

normies will absolutely not do this and will not shill for you, most of the would-be shills on twitter can't even figure out regular coinbase let alone all this shit, and any memecoiners that are "in the know" won't go for this.

shill bonk instead, it can be bought directly on coinbase

>>57268396
YES! The world is what we make of it boys.
Its time we fuck the world in our favor

>>57267461
I put a small amount into this let's hope we get rich

>>57270895
our movement is being noticed, friend. keep spreading the word!

>>57267461
Downloading coinbase, fuck luno, and I'm spreading the word.

Let's goooo

>>57270454
from the LINU site archive

in on the ride my fellow linuuus

PUMP this shit

>>57267461
>buy my bags
>buy my bags
>buy my bags

>>57268972
I bought it straight through coinbase wallet without uniswap

>>57271483
if you think 20 bucks is bag holding then i feel sorry for you

>>57267461
You're on to something here OP.
Now we all just have to manifest this new reality into being. Remember this before falling asleep, trust me.

>>57267461
>Use said ethereum to purchase your desired amount of LINU
redpill me cryptopros, isn't this action a taxable event that I have to report? will the irs ream my butthole over $1k in cyrpto purchases because I had to swap this gay coin for that gay coin etc etc during the process? I'm new to this

pills fu?

>>57267461
Alright I just bought $5

FUCK, it pumped 30% already. It's OVER..

Have not touched crypto for two years. Let’s see how this shit goes.

>>57272362
join the discord server brother, so we can all strategize
VVyyvcJWHM

>>57272770
Already in broski. lets make the magic happen.

>>57271571
You don’t “need” to buy it from coinbase wallet though. Most people would just go to uniswap and make the transaction themselves rather than download a new wallet. OP should probably mention in his shills that you can buy on uniswap if he wants to get as many people in as possible.

>>57274375
Thanks for the heads up. I’ll adjust moving forward

$257k marketcap
It's so over
i'll wait for the dip at $150k

Yo saw your thread from yesterday.
I bought 500B of this shitcoin yesterday using profits made off windoge.
If marketcap gets to 500M that's half a million dollars for me.
If marketcap gets to 5M - 10M that's 5-10K which feels very realistic.
Feeling hopeful and optimistic

>Try to put $20 into a shitcoin because financially bored
>Gas fees: $15
What in the actual fuck has happened to ETH? The last swap I did was probably back when PEPE hype first started and that was the first time I saw fees this ridiculous. Have they just not gone down since then?

Make me rich boiis

every shit pumps in a bull market

>>57267461
ill NOT buy this because im not a faggot

>>57277387
this can print without you

>>57267461
is this a wallet drainer ?

This entire thread glows

>>57278898
said the federal agent sent to sow discord.
Don’t you have some autistic children to entrap into terrorism cases?

>>57278795
How the fuck would buying any coin without interacting with any outside entity drain your wallet?

>>57267461
100 trades since yesterday… fantastic work boys.
Keep pumping!

>>57267461
>PHAGGOTS
kys faggot

>>57279017
Sounds like it hit close to home.
Its okay bud. Nobody cares you’re a fag in 2024

kek, feels retarded, but I just bought 500B. wake me up when we hit all time high

I'd buy, but I already put paws on a bag of VINU. Why should I go for your doggycoin instead?

>>57279200
Join the wave

>>57267461
Do you know how MK cap works Sandi? I ordert moon you need room forinvestments lowball fag.

>>57279093
Shib vibes. Bro is too passionate for me to refuse. First website for shib was super retarded so don't spend ages making it perfect.

>>57277387
Methinks the faggot doth protest too much

>>57279200
Because we own this shit nigger

>>57279005
I’m impressed OP, you’ve done quite well in one day. Keep it up, I’ll be keeping an eye on my bag

YOU SON OF A BITCH, I'M IN

>>57279427
This is only the beginning brother. this will only grow as big as we work together to make it.
I resurrected LINU’s website. Its now lunainu(.)life

>>57279249
its done. see above

fine. ill buy.

ok i boughteded a $100 bag saar
please not rug and let's buy the deepest

lol 6 dollar network fee