/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>57266745
>Still comfy holdin' and waitin'
Total hedgies death

>Current Basic Data
https://gme.crazyawesomecompany.com
https://finra-markets.morningstar.com/MarketData/EquityOptions/detail.jsp?query=14%3A0P000002CH
>Real-Time Trades
https://www.nasdaq.com/market-activity/stocks/GME/latest-real-time-trades
https://eresearch.fidelity.com/eresearch/gotoBL/fidelityTopOrders.jhtml

>Mandatory study time
>The Everything Short
https://www.reddit.com/r/GME/comments/mgucv2/the_everything_short
>Watch Along
youtu.be/AaalT8rn9lc
>Naked Short Selling and Systemic Risk
youtu.be/FCiL4v7_z9E
>Failure to Deliver
youtu.be/I0WXg5T3cBE

>Theoretical DDs
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stag_hunt
https://prospect.org/power/how-the-gamestop-hustle-worked
>DD Compilation
https://reddit.com/r/DDintoGME/comments/mnss65
>Quarterly Movements, Equity Total Return Swaps, DOOMPs, ITM CALLs, Short Interest, and Futures Roll Periods
https://reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/pb22oj
>Cellar Boxing
https://reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/pmj9yk
https://gmedd.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/GMEdd-GameStopValuation-16Nov21-1.pdf
>Comparison DD
https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc

>GME short
>Percentage of float as of Jan 15th, 2021: 226.42%
https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/o7klxj/looks_like_the_recent_robinhood_class_action_si
>SEC GME stocks report
https://www.sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>HF/broker class action lawsuit evidence
https://storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf

>Unfuddable
Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
'MOASS' is a matter of time

>What will happen if Citadel becomes insolvent?
DTCC with 60T USD, will pay as the final boss with FDIC as the insurance

>Further information can be found by DYOR
Please don't feed spammers and sliders

Last time on /GME/: >>57246205

As always:
>sneed hedgies

>>57266745
GAMESTONK!!!

Any opinions on this GIGA-CRAZY swap bros? Im thinking WAGMI

https://fortune.com/2024/01/04/biggest-ceo-successes-setbacks-2023-triumphs-2024-challenges-leadership-sonnenfeld-tian/

Will the journos answer my email?

i’m noticing a lot of chatter again in these threads. it was super slow this week and now it’s active again. what happened recently?

>>57266865
BTC ETF pump and dump habbening. Also shills claim the thread is dead while bumping it like the fucking retards they are

Whatever happened with picrel? Why didn't it set off MOASS?

>>57266745
Je pensais que tu comprendrais l'indice en sortant du catalogue.

>Nips market keeps hitting ATH
>RC visited Nintendo to seek allies warn them about a potential Hiroshima 2.0
>captcha: SPYR88

Helloo? Where is everyone?

>>57267431
Je suis la.

>>57267441
I fucking hate the French. This meme needs to die like your mother in her sleep tonight and no amount of (You)s will save her haggard ass>>57267431

>>57267642
>Je deteste les Francais.
C'est la vie bientot.

>>57266745
Based thread not made by an impoverished avatar faggot who's mommy has no teeth

>>57267911
Justement, ils nous ont tout raconte a Disneyland Paris.

>>57267911
i dont think that hurts xer's feelings the way you wish it did but by all means writhe

>>57267931
>YAOI id

>>57267963
Sacre bleu! Je suppose que c'est vrai ce qu'ils disent sur l'homosexualite et les francais.

>>57266865
Mossad, CIA, etc etc. Yawn. Buy and DRS. Nothing has changed.

>>57266745
Based mate, true gme holder, keep helping me baking the logo, power to individual baker

>>57266745
you forget picrel op

Digits is percent chance of moass today, we're all gonna wagmi so fucking hard it's fucking unreal

>>57268417
17%

I know we have our own personal Jannie here, why do my ban appeals always get rejected ? Help me or I won’t be able to post here no more

>>57268571
Jannies are with StNY hedgies team you are helpless

>>57268581
See you in 30 days then

>>57266745
kek dumbfuck baggoids

Wagmi gay baggies

>>57266865
Don't get hung up on it. Shilling has gone up and down several times for no discernable reason but it never seems to coincide with any tangible happenings. I suspect it's just a sort of cycle where the latest batch get exhausted and phone in the remaining time til the next batch is hired and come in guns blazing under the mistaken assumption this will be the same as any other fud job and the targets will just listen, only to tire themselves out same as last group bashing their head against an iron wall of autism. I just check the price and thread once a day and if I see no obvious chances I tab out, sitting here listening to paid people talking to themselves about nothing isn't worth my time.

Kek dumbfuck crypto baggies

MUH CRASH
THE BANKS ARE BLEEDING
MUH RRP

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAGAHAGAGAGAGAHHAAHAHAAAHAHAAHA

>57269407
>pump the value of your bank with imaginary internet money

Sure thing. I’m glad all of it will disappear just to pay me.

Lol. Lmao. Fauci finally admitting the 3 years we spent "social distancing" was actually not based on science at all. Impressive. Very nice. Let's hear plebbit's thoughts on the matter.
>https://www.reddit.com/r/CoronavirusUS/comments/194eypy/six_feet_social_distancing_rule_not_science_based/
>A-akshually social distancing was not about science, it was about being a good person :^)
These people had people fired from their jobs and humiliated in their social circles. Lol. Lmao. Ladies and /GME/ntlemen, the eternal lolbert in his natural habitat.

>>57269898
i salute the rabi

>>57269898
What does this have to do with my favorite stock?

WTFWTF LOOK AT THE FUCKING CHARTTTTTTTT

WTFWT

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>>57270032
this doesn't even make my pp hard anymore

IS TODAY ACTUALLY THE FUCKING DAY HOLY SHIT

>>57270057
>>57270068
>>57270072
If I check the chart and I see less then a 50% gain, then you're all faggots.

To be expected...faggots..

>>57270032
>>57270057
>>57270068
>>57270072
>>57270080
>>57270093
>>57270123
Kek

>>57270093
>gets got by niggerfaggot
>immediately shits his pants about it
dumb bitch

guys what if we got Trump to tweet about GameStop it would be so freaking epic

>>57270219
what if I slapped you in the fucking mouth

>>57270149
many such cases

>>57270269
epic

>>57270257
It's not insane to me in the slightest. The American people are nothing more than tax pigs. And similar to the notion that slave owners never taught their slaves to read because it could cause problems, so too are the american people viciously sabotaged in every way/shape/form so they can live their lives and get dumped into a grave without ever rocking the boat. They want you to be young and dumb and form addictions and get into debt so you toil your lives away and never open a book. The only way to survive American capitalism is to basically do the opposite of EVERYTHING this country tries to normalize. That is such a sad, pathetic statement to make about america.

FRENCH KEK THREAD
>FRENCH KEK THREAD
FRENCH KEK THREAD
>FRENCH KEK THREAD
FRENCH KEK THREAD
>FRENCH KEK THREAD
FRENCH KEK THREAD
>FRENCH KEK THREAD

I hope the troon StNY hedgies team will have fun spamming and flooding the threadsplit bake and see they work deleted by a jannie

>>57270509
Hi frenchie

No one likes you or your country

>>57266745
Checked and WAGMI

>>57269448
Clint is a liar
He wants you to believe he’s in the green
>he’s not
He wants you to believe his name is Clint
>its trevor
She won’t prove me wrong

French cuck kek

>>57266745
based real thread

Not troon StNY hedgies bake

>>57270606
seething like macron seethes over eggs

>>57270626

fake thread

>>57270660
real thread

>>57270636
>The appointment of the controlling shareholder reflects the difficulty GameStop has in attracting competent executives
Jesus Fucking Christ, that's a reach.

>>57266745
I need some hopium bro

>I need some hopium bro

>>57270670
shut up egg boy ID hopper

>>57270696
there are people who still think it's worth controlling the bake with tripfag Hedgies team... think about just 1min

>>57270636
>ignores ryan's dilution
>gives ryan a pass for rugging bbby (kek bbbaggies)
>ignores ryan's multiple failures (ftx partnership, nft marketplace, crypto wallet)
>thinks severely declining revenue is fine
>is okay with ryan shrinking the business as fast as possible as long as it puts the balance sheet just barely into the green
>still doesn't understand why the stock price is going down as ryan shrinks the business
>must be the hedgies
hell ya bros
get owned shillies

>57270742
>accuses baker of being hedgies
once again shut up egg boy ID 4345

>>57270729
>I need some hopium bro
The world will be a better place while you're in jail, KG.

Just reported this threadsplit bake >>57270344
>Spamming/flooding

/bros my video game store finally made less than $0 in a quarter so why isn't the marketcap at 10 billion dollars anymore/ general

>>57270791
more than*
fuck
joke ruined
it's officially over for hedgies

>>57270779
ok but no one cares egg boy, now get back in the baguette

>>57270791
it's quite funny how StNY bake it 24/7 like it's an actual job for him. Never miss one threadsplit

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reminder that i'm not buying calls again until sub-10
and i WILL be buying calls again
sasuga

>57270823
It's funny how frenchie (you) has to fuck with threads 245/7 like its your job

>In 1415, France loses this battle against a much smaller English army, mostly peasant archers

>>57270843
>buying calls

>>57270884
did i stutter you illiterate redditor
swingchads STAY winning
hodlniggers get the fucking rope

BING BONG!

>>57270896
>financial jihad
The /GME/had is real.
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/seeking-cash-hamas-turns-to-allies-experienced-in-financial-jihad/ar-AA1mRveH

Have you ever french kissed a lady boy before?

thanks, just stinky'd your post you disgusting tranny loving faggot

>>57270921
uh oh stinky gets reverse stinkied

I'be heard the french like them old

>>57270921
Checked
Gme will win

>>57270941
>thinking that works
>ever
uh oh

MOOOOOOOOODS

>>57270953
Pathetic

OHHHHHHH JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNIES

>>57270970
You don't like it when people fuck with your fake breads do you egg boy

>because of a video game store stock

Imagine fucking this monkey looking leather bag kek What the fuck is wrong with the french?

>>57270986
>baggies prefer their threads to be filled with tranny porn
owned by baggies again

I've got a tunnel you can dig, you jewish parasite, if you know what I mean

>>57271037
That is a man.

>>57271033
14 posts and your masked slipped, that took a few posts more than I thought it would kek

Thanks for confirming you never held any shares

>>57270843
>reminder that i'm not buying calls again until sub-10
>and i WILL be buying calls again
Absolutely based. You are not alone

>>57271005
That's a beard. Macron was a central banker and only as successful as he was because he was a raging homosexual. He imported so many people from Africa because he was letting them dump pozzed loads in his ass.

>>57271053
>thinking i've kept up with bakertranny drama
there is only one bake i've ever cared about

HAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH KEK DUMBFUCK CRYPTO BAGGIES AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH

>>57271074
thanks for confirming who you are, you fuck up EVERY SINGLE TIME

and it's hilarious, not as hilarious as egg boy but still somewhat

>>57271059
>175k calls
>for the $120 strike
>expiring in 5 days
we did it reddit

Uh oh threadsplitters, I'm about to shove this up your split

>>57271101
>thinking i don't announce myself every single thread
get a load of sherlock holmes over here kek

>>57271119
Uh oh stinky

>>57271105

>>57271127
>announcing a report

>>57271127
Very stinky

>>57271135
he genuinely thinks that calls are driven by retail kek

>>57271138
Where did the report get announced, simply showing what rules you break cuck boy

>>57271146
>announces his reporting of an announcement of reporting
uh oh....

>>57271150
it's too late for explanations bro...
your fate is now in the hands of the trannies

>>57271150
>$120 calls are priced at 1 fucking cent (1 dollar to buy a call)
>he thinks retail doesn't have 175k
>he's unironically this poor
ouch

Are we in parabola zone

Can’t even get dividends with your poor ass.
Cohen doesn’t love you
The split wasn’t a dividend

>>57271284
LEAVE
THE BILLIONAIRE TRUST FUND JEW
ALONE.

>>57271307
>>57271284
>>57271205
>>57271164
>>57271138
Fucking retarded egg boy, with the IQ to match

GameStop winding down NFT marketplace.
Effective 2nd Feb 2024.

https://nft.gamestop.com/

>>57271704
what a waste of time and money

>>57271704
Welp.

>>57271704
Sucks, but not the end of the world. Definitely not any reason to think gme should instantly go bankrupt, that's for sure.

>>57271704
unironically bullish, PLAYR is replacing it.
I don't believe the "regulatory uncertainty", this is most likely just part of the bigger plan and bait for shorts.
I'm sure the DD writers will have this figured out early next week.

>>57271704
All part of the plan. The only reason they would wind it down is because they’re ready to do an NFT dividend.

>>57271931
>sucks
You suck, you fucking shill mother fucker

>>57271704
Kek baggies
What happened to the NFT marketplace becoming a stock exchange to tear down Wall Street?
Guess it’s time to start moving them goalposts

>>57271704
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THEY SPENT SO MUCH MONEY ON THIS LMAOOOOOOO

>57271956

>>57271704
Good. More time to focus on the brick and mortar and e-commerce aspects of the business.

>>57271952
The telos company, that they were setting up the playr with, cut ties with GameStop around the time they got rid of their wallet.

Why would Playr still be coming out.

The digital future transformation absolutely failed and now they just are a brick and mortar store lol

I guess this means we’re back to the wutang album being RC’s plan b.

>>57271704
Buy signal.

Now that yhe NFT marketplace turned out to be a nothinburger. What's the newest copium?

>>57272353
LOL.
You think it's a nothingburger until GME drops the next hot cash-cow video game as a GME exclusive backed with NFT buy/resell capabilities.

>>57271704
Pls no, not like this

>>57271704

>57272524
>simping for hedge funds

>>57271704
>>57272536
Isn't your god treating ShitStop as a hedge fund now?

>57272536
>simping for jewish CEOs

>>57271704
kek crypto baggies

>>57272655
i see what you did there
based and kek'd

>>57266745
>NFT marketplace beta launched
pls explain

>>57271704
>MFW BAGGOTS ROPE
MFW BAGGOTS ROPE
>MFW BAGGOTS ROPE
MFW BAGGOTS ROPE
>MFW BAGGOTS ROPE
MFW BAGGOTS ROPE
>MFW BAGGOTS ROPE
MFW BAGGOTS ROPE

im going to edge until moass

so we're basically left with hoping that Chobani makes good investments while they keep closing stores and the used game market dries up

>>57272796
I'm fine with GME turning into a mutual fund with selling vidya on the side. As long as at some points the button is pressed so shorts are forced to close

>>57272796
There’s no better investment than GME. If he buys shares in anything else, that’s a really bad sign.

I’m gonna fucking kill myself. I’m legit starting to wonder if RC only ever bought gme in 2019 because he saw what Burry was planning and wanted to stop moass. No amount of fud has ever worked on me but now I’m starting to fud myself. Fml.

kek dumbfuck baggies

>>57272864
We did a share dividend to shake the shorts and the DTCC was forced to handle it like a split because MOASS is a factual circumstance given the current short interest. We won and RC is not going to let us down.

When the NFT marketplace opened, the shills said that was bad. Now it’s closing, and shills are saying that’s bad. Well which is it, shillies!?!

can the people who bought those useless Gamestop NFTs get their money back?

>>57272949
That’s the beauty of NFTs. Even when the marketplace is shut down, you’re still the owner on the blockchain.

>>57271704
Holy fucking kek!

What about the Wu Tang splivvy? Owning your digital assets and being able to resell digital games on the NFT marketplace once you've beaten them? Pivoting from a brick and mortar used video game reseller to an ecommerce giant?


OH NO NO NO NO RYAN WHAT ARE YOU DOING MAN

>>57272948
>HUURRRRRR how can a decision and also the consequences of that decision both be bad?

>GameStop Wallet: Removed
>GameStop NFT marketplace: Shitcanned
>GameStop stores: Closing at record pace
>GameStop employees: Quitting en masse
>GameStop baggies: BTFO

>>57272948
>When the NFT marketplace opened, the shills said that was bad
Because NFTs are a scam and no one can afford $50 jaypegs in this economy
> Now it’s closing, and shills are saying that’s bad
Because GameStop spent a billion dollars building this shit and now they're closing it without making a fucking profit. See how this works? kekeke

you just got cohen'd

>GUYS RYAN IS DEFINITELY SMART ENOUGH TO HECKIN KICK START LE MOASS WE JUST GOTTA HOLLLLLLLLLLLLDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

>>57272839
So get cash from the company, rc himself and roch buddies like Pulte to biy in together. If RC does not press the fucking button and launches us he is violating his fiduciary duties

What if Ryan destroying the business and tweeting anti-vaxx conspiracy theories is just a cover to try and get the undeservers out so that he might ignite MOASS with only the most based of us still hodling?

swingchads we keep on winning

>>57273105
>violating his fiduciary duties
his fiduciary duty is to absolutely skullfuck retail
the only thing being violated is your P&L
kek baggies

even redditors are starting to get pissed at ryan now
big keks are upon us shillbros

>>57273222
Holy fucking checked. Don't worry about it though, RRP is going to hit 0, and GME will go to a billion dollars per share instead of crashing with the rest of the market because... It would just be against the rules ok?

uhhhh comfybros?

Gme was my only hope.

big oof, this next earnings better be good

>>57273275
No forward information or guidance at this time because Ryan doesn't have a fucking clue what he's doing. Based. It's like that Sun Tzu strat

>>57273275
This is pretty weak tiered fud. GME is going to be fundamentally transformed into a profitable model. They are slashing stores and along with that goes expensive leases and unprofitable locations.
Guarantee you this person complaining is brown or is a professional fudster appealing to the low time preference gme holders who want to sell their GME to go buy some bling and 40s.

I've never been so comfy in my life. We literally have a ready-made gameplan to revolutionize our portfolios with this one simple trade. And that involves a dedicated management team wanting to create a profitable business model rather than suck shareholders dry. And we also have short hedgies as our captors who are caught in a naked short scheme who will literally make us millionaires overnight with no way to escape other than to close their shorts.
We literally already won.

Only the Young will experience MOASS
Because it's not going to happen in our lifetime

If earningsnaren’t good I truly don’t know what I will do. I will likely keep holding as I’m 100% certain they didn’t close but I don’t know why it’s so hard to force them to after 4 fucking years of their algo almost committing sudoku. I’m starting to consider the possibility that RC was never interested in causing moass.

>>57273373
kek probably

>>57273332
>company shrinks so much that they go from losing a fuck ton of money every quarter to making just barely over $0
>revenue still declining a fuck ton YoY
>everything Ryan has done other than shrink the company has been a complete and undeniable failure
you’re right bro
why isn’t the marketcap 10 billion dollars anymore
truly boggles the mind

>>57273407
>I’m starting to consider the possibility that RC was never interested in causing moass.
Three years in and the baggie starts showing an unexpected awareness of his situation

>>57273363
>overnight
Nigger. I’ve been holding since 2020. Ryan likes people who work so much I’m literally killing myself doing that. Why the fuck would this take so long? It’s literally been longer post sneeze than it has been since Burry wrote that letter in 2018 to the sneeze.

>>57273407
>starting to consider the possibility

>”starting”
>”consider”
>”possibility”
literally kek’d out loud

>>57273420
Market cap doesn't matter. The systemic naked short position proves the stock is already undervalued and fundamentals don't actually apply. Enough of the float is locked that MOASS is all but a guarantee and it is the hedgies who are under pressure.

>It's ok that Ryan did two share offerings that killed the squeeze, all those shares went into apes hands which in turned were DRS'd
>It's ok that DRS numbers have stalled, hedgies must be DRSing and unDRSing to fuck with the numbers!
>It's ok the split dividend did nothing, the DTCC committed international securities fraud!
>It's ok we never got an NFT divvy that literally everyone asked for, the marketplace is still in beta
>It's ok the NFT marketplace is shutting down, Ryan is making the company profitable by closing all the stores!
>So Ryan is closing all physical store locations, we all knew his plan was to pivot to e-commerce
>What do you mean Ryan never had our best interests at heart?

>>57273468
>the systemic naked short position proves the stock is already undervalued
holy redditnigger babble
now's the part where you refer me to the library of schizophrenic redditor theories that haven't been right a single time in 3 years kek

>>57273468
>current stock price has nearly a billion dollars of additional revenue priced in
>it's nowhere close to hitting that number
>the stock is undervalued
kek baggie

feeling delighted yet?

daily reminder that this is who you think is going to make you rich

Why this general even exist?
Move on, bagholders.

>>57273650
>Why this general even exist?
for the lulz

When did you realize you were a gay baggie that is NGMI?

Alright baggies, see you back at 10. Remember to swing this time maybe you'll actually make money for once lmao.

>All this FUD
Remember when DFV said the stock was undervalued at a time when it was actually at risk of going bankrupt? The company is doing way better currently, and hedge funds failed to kill the company when they needed to most. Sneed shills and sneed hedgie simps.

>>57273772
DFV said his target was $20 initially, it's still 3x what he thought it should be worth so that means GME still has another -66% to fall! Buckle up!

>>57273772
it was undervalued because of the new console generation coming out
that's come and gone. there's no more catalyst to get GME to a billion in revenue, which is currently priced in.
the stock has a long way to go down.
stop arguing fundamentals, which are dog shit, and go back to your schizo reddit cope about MUH SECRET SHORTED SHARES!!!! lmfao

>>57273772
Short squeezes are usually one time events. Just because stock went up 3 yrs back doesn't mean it's ever going to recover its value. Most stocks that had a short squeeze never recover their peak price. VW is still below its 15 yr price and something similar is going to happen in Gme

>>57273823
But going from $4 to $483 wasn't the squeeze you dumb shill! It going from $483 to $15 is just hedgie tricks because their algo can't escape! The price will continue to decrease until it hits a billion dollars suddenly!

MOASS was 3 years ago
this is simply the post-squeeze lolcow thread
simple as

>>57273823
The sec literally confirmed that wasn’t a squeeze though.

>>57273559
>>57273577
The term "systemic naked short position" absolutely makes these people seethe uncontrollably.
I wonder why?

>>57273893
the SEC could literally post a video of you sucking off a dude and you'd still come up with reasons for why that doesn't make you a fucking faggot

it's joever, you lost

Two years since baggies have seen 20. Thanks Ryan cohen

>>57273823
Unfortunately we know that supply/demand of GME shares and price action don't make sense without the existence of a systemic-naked-short position.
MOASS is real and buying and DRSing GME is forcing to light the largest case of securities fraud in human history.
PFOF is illegal and Citadel mispriced the shares they were illegally selling. And this massively leveraged institution is about to implode if they are ever forced to close out their books because they can only do so on the back of rising shareprice high enough to entice people to sell. Those who own the shares are also meming about SIX MILLION DOLLAR share prices.

>>57273543
Kek

>>57273772
>>57273823
>>57273903
Have you tried encasing them in bismuth to protect them from the heavenly energies?

Awfully shilly in here today. Is it because of the bombshell surrounding BBBY that just dropped?Trying to garner our attention here won't work you paid agents.

So much chatter no one posted rrp. It keeps tumbling down.

>>57273942
Most of those words don't mean anything

>>57273955
teddy is le deady

>>57273974
No one posted cause it doesn’t matter. Just like all the DD

GME seems to be dipping in order to catch people selling CSPs.

>>57273955
What happened with bbby?

>>57273974
>bro every other redditnigger theory for the past 3 years has been wrong but THIS one is gonna be it for sure

>>57274026
Nothing it’s still $0/share

>>57273996

>57274027
>31pbtid
What theory? It’s literally just pattern recognition. Rrp went up right after sneeze dump and is now returning to pre sneeze levels. A preschooler could guess what happens next.

Hey fellow GameStonk enthusiasts! Just wanted to share some thoughts on GameStop's recent move to shut down its NFT marketplace. Surprisingly, this might actually be good news for our beloved GME stock.

So, turns out GameStop is saying "adios" to NFTs. Initially, we were all like, "Wait, what?" But hey, let's look at the bright side:

Back to Basics: GameStop's bread and butter is gaming, not the wild world of NFTs. Closing down the NFT shop means they're doubling down on what they know best – consoles, games, and all things digital and physical gaming.

Avoiding the Crypto Rollercoaster: NFTs can be a wild ride, and GameStop is choosing to sit this one out. Smart move? Maybe. It keeps the focus on gaming without getting tangled up in the unpredictability of the crypto world.

Resource Smart Move: Closing shop on NFTs frees up resources. It's like they're saying, "Let's stash our cash for opportunities that really matter." Smart money is on GameStop keeping an eye out for the next big thing in gaming.

Investor Confidence Boost: Investors dig companies with a clear game plan. By ditching the NFT side hustle, GameStop is sending a signal that they're serious about their gaming roots. It's all about confidence in the stonk game.

So, what's the verdict? This unexpected move might just be the ticket to a stronger, more focused GameStop. Who knows, it could pave the way for some serious gains! What are your thoughts on this? Let's discuss!

>>57273955
>all the posts on bbby reddit about how to claim capital gains losses

>>57274129
how much did the marketplace cost to set up?

Listen up, interdimensional co-pilots! GameStop just ripped a wormhole through the NFT matrix, and reality's doing the macarena.

Strap in for this cosmic conspiracy acid trip:

Console Cult Ascension Ritual: GameStop slamming the NFT door – a signal to initiate an ancient Console Cult ascension ritual? Are they summoning pixelated deities for a stonk astral voyage?

Pizzagate Galactic Remix: Screw NFTs, what if it's a holographic hologram for a Pizzagate Galactic Remix? Gaming joysticks, reptilian overlords – the grand finale of intergalactic puppetry.

Quantum Reality Deletion Code: NFT closure? More like the launch of GameStop's quantum reality deletion code. Are we just 1s and 0s in their cosmic debug script?

Memeocalypse Mind Warp: Exit NFTs, enter the memeocalypse mind warp. GameStop's orchestrating a meme-fueled stonk singularity that warps dimensions. Memes, not NFTs, as the dark matter currency!

Elon's Hyperloop to the Cosmic Gala: Brace for the astral rollercoaster – GameStop and Elon's hyperloop to the cosmic gala? NFTs closing is the cosmic cloak-drop for a space-time symphony.

Anons, activate the psychic echo chamber! Unleash the eldritch conspiracies! We're surfing the schizo singularity! #GameStopNFTShutdown #SchizoConspiraciesOnOverdrive

>>57274137
So you not only follow the happenings of a stock you don’t hold but also of a stock that doesn’t even exist anymore? Weird.

>>57274200
Gme won't exist in a year too lmao

>>57274200
Do you know of any other stocks that have a cult following that act like the smuggest group of investors and are also entertaining when you blow holes through all of their flat earth level theories?

>>57274150
Just a small investment of 1 billion dollars, no biggie. Ryan can do another share offering and make that back in no time

>>57274208
Turbo retard, fucking hell you spastics have to fud with nuggets of truth for it to work, why am I telling you how to do you jobs? Didn't you get training?

Buy now baggies. This is the dip before the io

>>57274239
>>57274232
>>57274208
>>57274129
>>57274137
>>57274040
>>57274027
>>57274013
>>57273916
All meltdownies talking to themseleves in the fake thread kek

What value has Ryan COHEN ever provided apes?

>>57274239
Imagine having 2b in cash and all you use it for is a failed nft marketplace and retards still hype about having half that cash

Buckle up, space cadets! Gamestop just obliterated reality, slamming the NFT dimension shut. Dive deep – more plot twists than a mattress in NYC's secret tunnels.

NFTs? Cosmic fuzz. Gamestop taps NYC's bed frequencies, unlocking tunnel secrets where ferret wizards chat with otherworldly beings. #GMEQuantumBedMystery

Galactic Chessboard? Lizard overlords playing Dream Jenga. NFT shutdown? Diversion. Gamestop's a pawn, the Referee in the Psychic Ferret Council's bedroom games in NYC tunnels. #GMEFerretChessMasters

Diamond hands? Nah, interdimensional bedposts. Gamestop shuts NFTs, tightening their grip on our dreams, shaping the NYC tunnel bed tale with ferret mind voodoo. #GMEFerretMindMeld

Financial gains? Illusion on mattress tags. NFT shutdown is the ticket to Psychic Ferret Council's vaults in NYC tunnel beds. Stonks? Ferret snacks. Real riches guarded by ferrets in pyjamas, sleep masks in dream chambers. #GMEFerretDreamWealth

Conclusion, buckle up – GME's NFT closure isn't just a market dance; it's a ferret-fueled dream tour, a mattress maze odyssey, a subterranean bedtime circus. Brace for the dreamy, anons. #GMEFerretQuantumBedMadness

>>57273903
>wtf they short sold stocks as rates were rising? it must be 100% gamestop, there's no other explanation!
the term kek baggies absolutely make these people seethe
i wonder why?

Anyone else low iq like me? I always thought i was smart buying all the meme stocks. I'm red in all of them

In the obscure recesses of Wall Street's enigma, a tale murmured in hushed tones transcends financial folklore. Ryan Cohen, the visionary force behind Gamestop, entangled in a high-stakes tango with hedge fund mogul Ken Griffin.

Beneath the pulsating veins of New York's financial district, whispers swirled of a clandestine network where Cohen, a maverick genius, guarded the genuine GME shares. A subterranean tunnel, an ethereal creation, snaked beneath Wall Street's skyscrapers.

Equipped with enigmatic engineers and blueprints, Cohen orchestrated an underground sanctuary, shielding Gamestop's essence from Griffin's algorithmic gaze. The tunnel, a techno-sanctum, challenged the very fabric of financial norms.

Within the subterranean lair, Cohen, flanked by loyal disciples, stood sentinel over the authentic GME shares. The tunnel's legend echoed like a clandestine anthem, a symbol of rebellion against the financial titans.

Amidst the murmurs, Wall Street quivered. Griffin, perplexed by this covert chessboard, grappled with a rival dancing to an otherworldly melody. The underground tunnel evolved into a modern myth, a narrative of audacity and defiance in the financial cosmos.

Yet, woven into the fabric of this tale was an arcane relic – Ryan Cohen's beloved mattress, a cryptic source of super CEO powers. Whispers suggested that Cohen's strategic prowess emanated from the mystical energies of this mattress, a well-kept secret hidden in the folds of the tunnel.

As the legend persisted, the financial world teetered on the edge of disbelief. Cohen's mattress, a surreal talisman, became the linchpin in a schizophrenic symphony of power and secrecy beneath the manic surface of high finance.

>>57274396
you didnt 4x your TUP?

>>57274396
Same. I always thought I was smart, but the allure of easy money can get the best of any man. Look at Isaac Newton and his investment decisions.

The good news is, you should be able to get your money back at the very least.

>>57274396
Surely your HTZ is in the green right?

I've seen this exact chart pattern before

>>57274621
Ofc you have. It's been the same chart for three years due to cohen being asleep at the wheel

>>57272864
>I’m gonna fucking kill myself
Take Ryan with you

Thread has gotten way too stinky for my liking. Sneed and enjoy the long weekend obsessing over a stock you don't own.

>>57274665
sorry bro but bbby already proved that baggies don't have the balls to do anything cool ever

looks like the -5% per week downtrend has begun again

>>57274763
Don’t think it’s ever going below $12.

>>57274763
Are you thinking what I am thinking?

>>57274887
That’s what they said about $100 and $80

It could be worse baggies. You could be Bill Hwang who was margin called durning the biggest bull run

>>57274900
Hwang on to that thought!

>>57274900
Yea and you can get pulverized so hard you get split in half by a massive BBC after you get RICO'd

Not long now and I can bake a new thread and BTFO out of egg boy

Stupid fucking retarded $14 brainstop baggies lmao nice squizzly squooze today baggots

>>57274939
Always got BBC on your mind. That can’t be healthy

one more post closer to eggy seethe

Lmao 14.75

>>57275064
Good I want to buy more, this suits me

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Does anyone actually have a reasoned idea as to what might happen here? Or what the fuck is going on currently? Are the authorities just closing their eyes in the hope that we will all get bored?

>>57275083
Do it faggot
You sure showed them hedge funds

>>57275044

Baggies if the unbreakable trend of the last 6 months continues, you'll be at $10.

What's hilarious is, you've had zero increased volume. Nobody is buying ahahahahahaa

>57275113
You seem upset other people buy shares. Do you go onto other stocks to manifest this behaviour? Do you go on say Shell stock discussion groups to tell them to use wind? Or maybe you go onto Coke stock groups to tell them pepsi is better? Or is it just GME that lives rent free in your brain?

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>57275111
>Does anyone actually have a reasoned idea as to what might happen here?
Yeah you're a dumbfuck retard baggie getting kiked by Cohen. Stupid fucking baggies lmao 2 more weeks!

>>57273275
>>57273332
The greater trend is decreasing sales and massive annual losses for the past 5 years. They've just recently managed to make massive cuts to stem the bleeding. Even the first profitable quarter in years, Q4 2022, had lower sales than the previous Q4. Just also a lot lower expenses thanks to post holiday cuts. The next quarter with cuts still in place had fewer sales than the previous Q1 and an overall loss. A loss bigger than the Q4 profit. Its a sinking ship bagroid.

>>57273373
I WILL REMEMBER THIS TWEET

one more

>>57275132
See
>>57274232

Just checking to see how many melties spend their entire lives in this general

kek

>q4 profitability
>nft marketplace wind down cost reduction
citadel = mouth fucked

NEXT THREAD

>>57275296
NEXT GUY!

why am i being punished? I just wanted 1k a share.

NEXT GUY!

>>57275288
>nft marketplace wind down cost reduction
Kek yes. Maybe Ryan can open more stores so he can close them and save money that way

Once Ryan announces the premium partners they'll wind the NFT marketplace back up. It's fine. They built the structure for the future, even though there's no use case for it right now

so much for that NFT dividend dumbfuck baggies hahahahahahaha

>>57275653
I believe the SEC classing ETH as a security will be the beginning. BTC is now a security, hence the ETF, next will be ETH but because it has all the spin of ERC20 coins and L2 this is going to take longer. What needs to happen for adoption of platform is the ability to trade FIAT / CRYPTO instantly, with no messy on/off ramps.

>>57275725
Oh well, anyways...

>>57275725
You just dont understand Ryan's high IQ plays. Your brain is too smooth

>>57275725
That was literally all Ryan had to do to prove the NFT marketplace valid and force shorts to close. By not doing the needful and releasing the Wu Tang divvy, he actively worked against the best wishes of his investor base

>Try something new
>Regulations change
>Decide to cut losses and mothball it until you can be certain Big Daddy Government isn't going to fuck it up for everyone which they'd doubtless love to do for Gamestop
>Kvetching eternal over how having the humility to not double down means you're a cuck rather than sensible

>>57275653
>make fun of internet money and tradeable jpegs as a way to cope with investment not going anywhere
>the NFT marketplace will save us just wait
What did baggies mean by this?

Lmao at all the baggots desperately trying to spin brainstop taking another massive L as a win. Kek baggies you're what makes being a paid shillchad worth it.

>>57275842
>"The work is done"
I remember the quote, the market is ready to roll when the time is right, which seemed like it was then, but the SEC decided to fuck everyone but Blackrock with the BTC ETF, when ETH is regulated then it will be ready to go. As far as I am aware microsoft is still perusing Web 3.0

>>57275858
kek crypto baggies
but also crypto is integral to the NFT marketplace
which just got terminated by Ryan
If that was his baby, he just had an abortion

>>57275867
>Stephen Hawking
>He doesn't know
Lol. Lmao. No one tell him
>Captcha: 88AH
Yes, I concur :^)

>>57275926
>NTR id

kek cuckies

>>57275940
Sneed.

>>57275971
My id is GEmQ, which is almost like GMEQ the soon to be name of this shitstock

V4f9QOIu
>>57268142
>>57268146
>>57268581
>>57270509
>>57270673
>>57270705
>>57270715
>>57270742
>>57270782
>>57270823
ubqneFRb
>>57270606
>>57270779
gay frenchfag

How can she slap?

Are we wagmi'ing yet?

The bad thoughts are starting again

When did you realize you were a faggot baggot that was ngmi?

Nft marketplace -200,000,000

Only one profitable quarter to recover....wait

Gme doesn't have profitable quarters

Ahahahahahaha

>>57270032
>>57270057
>>57270068
>>57270080
The only good posts in this entire thread.

no this is the only good post

Check cohen's twitter. It's happening.

>>57276394
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

fucking idiots

>>57276394
>33 billion dollars in revenue by 2025
i want whatever those faggots were smoking when they made this chart kek

>>57276394
Kek did baggies really believe this

>>57276394
oof

>>57276398
>"Judge me by my actions not my words"
>proceeds to say nothing and fucks up everything he tries

>>57276394

>The "base case" for '24 would give the company a market cap of $286B. Roughly the same size as Costco, Oracle, Toyota or Chevron.

>At the "bull case" (since they're all bulls) that would be $1 quadrillion, which if my math is correct is about 12 times the global GDP or 368 times larger than Apple.

>>57270843
Fucking this. Personally I like selling puts, but won't be doing so until this piece of shit hits $11 and under.

I fell for the FOMO. I'm such a chud.

>Muh battle for 180

>>57276394
I remember this website. It's where Ryan Cohen gave his interview over a year and a half ago when he said the "work was done". What has he accomplished and what has been done since then I wonder?

>>57276467
>selling puts on a company that's going to 0 sooner or later
>instead of buying calls to profit off of baggot exit liquidity
ngmi

>>57276496
see >>57273147
thanks

>>57276497
It's a slow death, especially after it reaches a new low.
Stock has very predictable bounces, and is easy to scalp for a few months once it's in its range.

>>57276394
Lmao baggie bros what happened? Did you become the crypto baggies in the end? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>57273147
I'm starting to hate his face. Fuck this kike for taking my money

Hey guys, any guides where I can transfer my jpgs to a different marketplace? Tech support said “ctrl+p” but then I got a message saying “printer not found”. Any tips???

>>57276556
nice try but only a paid shill would make such an antisemitic remark on 4chan

>>57276568
i hope you DRS'd your metaboy NFTs anon...

>>57276568
gotta update the software on the printer first

holy kek baggies are you okay,?

>>57276568
I forgot to move my Buck Bunnies from my GameStop wallet. Where are they now? I spent $40 on them

>>57276556
>he didn't sell when this touched $25 last fucking year
>he didn't sell when it touched $18 a month ago
It will continue to have lower highs and higher lows, and you only have yourself to blame.

>>57276616
on the blockchain

>>57276616
They are on the blockchain. What is the blockchain? Great q. No one knows. At least you didn't buy loopring.

>>57276652
my loops arent doing to good

i went all in on IMX bros, what am i in for?

>>57276708
A bigger ROI than GME, that's for sure. Remember the retard that fat fingered GMED? He's a millionaire now

>>57276311
When did you know you were gsy?

Holy shit KEK dumbfuck crypto baggies

Hilarious that every baggie is now acting like they always knew NFTs were a bad idea

>>57276864
That's just how it is. We're going to be rich no matter what. If it's not the NFT marketplace it's the systemic risk and the collapse of the system

Remember when GMErica wasn't just a set of $50 gifs?

>>57276002
LMAO you fucking wish kek! Just short it then if you're so confident :^)

>>57276939
>>57276939
>>57276939

Threaded frens

Threaded
>>57276939
>>57276939
>>57276939

A non stny thread without the logo on no don't a bunch of people need to throw themselves into a tantrum now about how they always need muh hecking logo

>>57276952
>>57276954
Which one is the real thread?

>>57277059
?

>>57277059
The one with the logo