/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>57265113
I have 5 thousand dollars in savings that I refuse to touch, otherwise I'm completely destitute. My card got declined for a 3 dollar purchase yesterday, any tips on bank robbery?

I'm a millennial who tried to date zoomies and I'm always caught off guard how every single one of them says they are broke. Well I guess I was broke back then too. Don't worry zoomies you'll make it.

>20yo europoor
thankfully i have 10k and studying here is free. im bummed im still sidelined. im even more bummed because i called 2 huge pumps (wanted to go all in on avax at $10 and icp at $5). i was making threads asking about it and still didn't buy. damn this shit. i could have secured 100k and over here that's enough to buy a nice flat in the capital

>>57265169
Imagine if you were an amerimutt and had to pay an arm and a kidney just to study lmao
consider yourself lucky to not be from that disgusting shithole

>>57265169
That really sucks anon, there's genuine torture in hindsight.

>>57265113
23 with 100k in ICP feels good

>>57265209
it's true, i even live in the dorm and the rent is €40, eating here i spend €50 per month. the rest goes to alcohol and second hand facebook marketplace shit. ive been to california this summer and after 2 weeks i was so glad i was born where i was born.
im probably spending too much time here on 4channel, all i think about is money, and comparing to all my friends i have plenty. it just sucks to sit on all that cash that could change my life
>>57265213
the worst part is that when avax pumped i said to myself i won't make the same mistake again, then i made the icp thread just like the avax thread. AND DIDN'T BUY

>>57265113
25 years old still living with parents and no gf, but I get free college, work a IT job, and get free benefits gonna move out once I hit 30 and buy a house and just can't stop thinking about pussy I need to focus on my financial life then bitches later

>>57265113
Im pour and hold linkchain its a funneh wurld

Out of University last year, apparently about to get inheritance from a grandfather, but I really know nothing to do with it except put it in some sort of savings. I have a degree, I'm turning 22 this year, I don't have investments or a job as of now. I am in debt from University (not the harshest since I live outside the US), but it still hangs over me a bit.
Hopefully I'll find a job this year. Probably not.

>>57265113
How do ya think it's going? I'm losing money trying to short $2,000 worth of BONK, that's how it's going...

>>57265295
How did you find avax and icp initially? And how did you know they weren't shit?

>>57265149
>any tips on bank robbery?
why aren't you hacking defi bridges?

>>57265162
Anon they're just dropping hints that they want you to be the sugar daddy

>>57265162
where are you picking up zoomettes?

>>57265295
>nooo I missed a pump
Who gives a shit? You're missing one right now and you will be missing one at all points in time. There's never going to be a moment where there isn't a good thing you can buy, relax

>>57265996
At the High School, duh.

>>57265162
This. If the current turnover in economic cycle is anything like the last one, this is pretty much as bad as it gets and now it's a slow grind up.

42 and dating 3-4 zoomie babes 19-24. Life is good.

>part time hell desk job
>no expenses besides gas sometimes if my mom is being mean
>finishing last year of comp sci major, $20k in debt total
>$30k in BTC, $1k in SOLID
>22
Feelin' okay. This board makes me think I'm doing terrible sometimes but I don't know a single person my age irl who has as much money as me without parents giving it to them or some inheritance shit. Life is alright

>>57266020
Hey chad everyone hates you

kys

If I knew a 40 yo who was dating multiple 20 yos I would be looking for every excuse to ruin his life

>>57266027
I didn't really make it until 24. Sounds like you're on the right track to get there. Albeit less ballsy than I was. I had a suicidal risk taking approach cuz fuck it you're young. Mostly in ETH back when it wasn't a "sure thing" to most people. I saw the writing on the wall that most didn't so I took a leap of faith.

>>57266020
how

>>57266072
Idk, I haven't found anything that has really wanted me to go "all in" on, or at least something I can drop $10k into without having a panic attack. If I can make $75k out of school while living with my family, I'm gonna be more risky but I don't want to be fucked if things go south by the time I graduate

>>57265113
>8.7k in checkings
>2.6k in savings
>7.7k in high yields savings
>8.9k in stocks
>18.1k in retirement
23 year old bar worker living with mom, didn't go to university, hoping to move up to bartending. i can't do this service work forever though, it stresses me out about finding something both lucrative and and secure.
helping with rent a little in a high cost of living area. i deeply want to live on my own but that'll fuck my shit up. no car no girlfriend.

>>57265169
im playing blocklords and occasionally masturbating to femboy porn. been doing this for the last two months. well get our shit together. not you i think since you fell for the icp/avax mega meme combo, but youll get there too.

>>57265744
cope nigga youre ruining your life

>>57265149
What are you doing in the a business and finance channel if you don't have any money to invest?

>>57266020
lie

>>57266381
How so anon?

>>57265162

Elder millennial here, it's different because the economy still had so much room to grow. When I was zoomer age around 9/11 the dow was ~8k, you could literally 4x just from holding index funds. New investors are probably fucked, they're just going to be exit liquidity for retiring boomers

>>57266405
by the time your 30 most women that dont have kids are going to be damaged goods. listen to your instincts telling you to chase pussy you didnt evolve for 2 billion years to wageslave and gamble on shitcoins in your moms basement
>verification not required

>>57265113
My only asset is my 2023 v8 mustang
100k debt
I have about 25k between retirement and investment accounts and 14k in the bank

I've been working at a job that pays 250k (started 4 months ago) and am just spending too much lol

doing ok. stable at 0

>>57266429
Ok anon

>>57266429
You do realize you can get younger women right retard like we did for thousands of years >>57266480
dont listen to that anon get money

pic is life hack to save on rent

>>57266423
Thus is the system. Social Security, 401ks, etc are all Boomers using zoomers as exit liquidity. When you are a Boomer you will understand

just get a job at BA. no qualification required

>>57266513
my uncle is 39 and has a kid with a hot blonde 23 year old, yeah that's why I didn't even bother seriously reply to him lol

>>57266550
Dumbass fucks think it’s normal to get with women your own age

I found a juul pod that was half full under the seat in my moms car today, so pretty good

>>57265113
0 debt, about 90k net worth but live w/ parents in one of the most expensive places in the country, 26 yr old 9-5 wagie

pic is a tip on saving on food. the dance is optional

>>57265215
Hahaha
This is the funniest larp I've seen in awhile

$300 in bank

>>57266513
if any of you knew anything about making it, its about moderation.
that includes pussy

>>57266577
Why are you so scared of your superiors you did buy the 3 dollar bottom right?

>>57265113
I'm technically a zoomer even though I'm 28, right? Right?

>>57265996
Sugar daddy sites. I'm 36 and it's impossible to do on traditional dating sites. The funny thing is on cmb I get literally like 60 matches with used up 30-40 hags. 18-24 don't even exist on it.

>26
>$1,000 in savings
>$34.70 in chequing
>$17.10 per hour at a pizza place
>Rent is $750 per month for a room in a guy's house (really good deal)
>No car
>Roughly $20,000 all in one crabbing altcoin
>Don't get paid for another 5 days, 50% of that paycheque will immediately go to a bunch of emergency dental work I had put off for too long.
Keep in mind all dollar values are in Canadian dollars, so they're about 30% lower in real dollars. It could be worse I suppose, but I am a bit ashamed at what a loser I am, financially speaking.

>>57266603
>>57265113
I do feel a little genuinely bad that none of you will experience crypto investing in 2017 again. I don't think another opportunity so accessible and easy like that will arise for the next 100 years minimum. It was really something else...

Imagine a crypto market that's not oversaturated, so there's only a handful of coins in existence to choose from and they're all more or less guaranteed to 30x your money, plus /biz/ providing actually good tips about which ones to buy, etc. It's never coming back.

>>57266566
Imagine this being your son LMAO. I would quit work, take him to a third world country, and fly back alone.

>>57266603
cut off year for millenials is 1996 so no you're a millennial, Gen Z starts at 1997-2012

>>57266621
I remember staring at ant sares everyday thinking it's the stupidest fucking thing ever while it went 10000x into n e o

>>57266637
>1997
Funny how it changes every few years. It was 1994, then 1995, then 1997. People have a general feeling of what a "boomer" and a "zoomer" are these days regardless of age, but they've had that same feeling for like 8 years now at least. Remember Trump got elected 8 years ago.

>>57266647
I was born in 1998, and I've never been called a zoomer IRL, but i feel like i relate more to late millenials, people say if you don't remember 9/11 you are GenZ which is correct I was like 2 years old or something shitting my diapers

Just had a baby girl and my dad plans on kicking us out the house but atleast I have a good engineering degree and 100k in savings

>>57266692
>my dad plans on kicking us out the house
US notion of family...i m not surprise when i see them kick kids out of school for migrants...

>>57266012

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in contrarian macro strategy, and I've been involved in numerous meltups on the S&P, and I have a target of over 300 on BAKA. I am trained in meltups and I'm the top macro forecaster in the entire US. Your slow grind up is nothing to me but just another target that will be surpassed as SPX melts up to 7000 over the next 3 months. I will wipe your positions the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth during the bust to SPX 1800, mark my fucking words.

>>57266594
Nice try grandpa

>>57266768
look at that picture
something zoomers are never going to get
a good marriage
that's how boomer did it, being a good couple, not getting crazy about PORN meme, just loving Christian families

>>57266768
His reasoning is he needs to make money for when his second wife takes all his money and the house when he dies so his kids get nothing.

>>57265996
anywhere you can find low skill workers
cashiers and receptionists are the easiest to come across naturally and you have a legitimate reason to start talking to them
practice makes perfect

>>57265113
>26
>130k in savings (plan to dump 100k in SPY once the rate cuts contracts the markets this year)
>85k/yr govt job doing 2 hours of actual work a day
>Spend 37% of my paycheck on rent each month for a 2 bedroom

I'm at a point where I just want society to enter a crisis period like a World War or second Great Depression so we can finally reset the cycle. Hoping the upcoming recession actually turns into a massive financial crisis

>>57266793
>as SPX melts up to 7000 over the next 3 months
My body is ready.

>>57265977
they were the essential biz blue chips
>>57265997
but some opportunities are better than others, is anything good on the bottom still? i was looking at DIA the other day, but you'll probably say it's a dead shitcoin from 2021 (anons said the same thing about icp and avax kek)

>>57266999
>85k/yr govt job doing 2 hours of actual work a day


This is not the flex you think it is. Youre still physically there trapped having to fight off the most awful boredom because you still have to pretend to be working.
Try to get a WFH job

>>57265744
This was me with the same goal.
Now I'm 37 and still live with parents and work IT.

i'm 32 and my girlfriendwife is 35 and is emotionally and sexually my mom.

>>57265169
>2 huge pumps

>avax at $10 and icp at $5

>>57266604
cope

im 33 and met my 18yr old gf on tinder

>>57266020
Life is pathetic you mean

>>57266768
>its not my fault im a loser its the boomers!

>>57266538
he's missing his licensed mole people uniform though

>>57268316
>he fell for the roastie propaganda

imagine being able to fuck prime 18yr old pussy no matter if you are 30+ or 40+ but choose not to because why exactly?

>oh no better date a 30 year old overweight roastie that already has 2 half black kids instead!!!

>>57266033
>>57266089
>>57266396

literally become more attractive and confident incels

>>57268335
but I like my mommy gfwife. she has massive boobs that she lets me suck on whenever i want. but yeah id never get serious with a single mom. they can be good to smash but not a serious thing.

>>57268343
sure i like me some milfs too but when it comes to long term investment....

>>57268344
at the end of the day we just have preferences. I just clearly have mommy issues and strongly prefer women 30-40s but I don't disrespect the dude who wants to just use zoomies as his personal cumdumpster. also my momgf is actually a really sweet person, shes into crypto and takes good care of me. Also she lets me yell "ride my dick mommy ride my dick mommy" in bed. life can be so great.

>>57268353
im happy you're happy

also to be clear ive wanted to fuck some women in their 50s and 60s (closer to my actual moms age) but most mature ive hit is 42.

>>57265113
24, make 105k, live with my parents, entire paycheck goes into stocks and crypto, besides a small portion of rent for parents. No friends, no gf, no social life. Just lift, work, box, read and pray. Livin good.

>>57265113
24 with 200k
buying a house right now

ITT porn addictions cloud judgment. Many such cases. Sad!

Captcha:8T8VAG

>>57266647
i think it always was 95-96 as the upper millenial limit.
>>57265113
as a pseudo zoomer 28 y old it feels like i jumped on the train as it was leaving the station. most guys at my age and below are completely clueless/like teenagers
>working dead end jobs
>studying useless degrees
>renting or still living with parents
>no gf or wife
>drug/alcohol abuse
>consooming goyslop
>fat and flabby

>>57265113
they're not. they don't want to earn their own money and will live with parents until they die

>>57265113
Not too good, not too bad. I have a website that makes a few grand with ad revenue and sui validation through hydro. Not much but it's honest work, kek

>>57268847

You people are pathetic, trying to impress strangers on the internet by lying.

>24
>250k
>europoor country so it's fuck you money
If BTC goes to $80-100k I'll bet set for life

>>57269265
green ID confirms $100k btc, check em too

>>57269169
How does a website validate a network?

>>57265113
From 18-24 I built my credit to be pretty damn good. Now at 27 I ride through with credit cards and balance transfers. I have a few k in savings and a decent crypto portfolio. Sold my car last year because I got redpilled about how those things keep normies BROKE.

>>57269360
>Sold my car last year because I got redpilled about how those things keep normies BROKE.
>Zoomers can't into operating a motor vehicle and cope by saying they keep you broke.

>>57266606
Fellow pizza anon, we need a real job.

>>57269441
I live in a city and work like 20 mins away using public transportation and stores are all around me. I don’t need one currently. If you live in rural areas I can understand having one 100 percent. The things keeping me broke from owning a car was gas, insurance, and payment, all being easily being above 700 bucks a month. Not necessary the maintenance for me. And I had a generous monthly payment. I can’t imagine how much materialistic normies that need the latest and greatest are spending

But you’re probably a rich Jew who can afford a 2023 ram so good for you.

What do with couple hundred to spare if I'm a brainlet zoomer who has no idea how investing or crypto works?

>>57269582
>But you’re probably a rich Jew who can afford a 2023 ram so good for you.
Being able to afford something is a silly metric. We're a Honda and Toyota household.

>>57269723
Based. I too like jap cars.

>>57269334
Code integration to the website. They simply stake on behalf of you and operate nodes on the network. Not sure how the free version works though

>>57269606
Come on, do I have to remind you again to invest in XTP before the new exchange is released? Use Tap Fintech to explore which assets to buy lazy anon.

>>57269946
>>57269169

An interesting concept. It made more sense when it was on POW networks and the websites used the CPU of users. Now it's not the case since the POS. Not sure how it works

>>57266476
All of them obese, figures.

>>57269606
Surprisingly, normies are now making huge gains in crypto. Just like a utility-based investment for those who are looking to get involved in the future. KimberLite is well-positioned to capitalize on the growth of the most diamond market.

>>57269606
It's really much easier now to make millions, kindly jump on RIPCHM. If you missed out of BONK, here's another chance to hold crypto with green candles

21, canadian (bruh), i make 60k a year, NW 150k

>>57268847
With 200k, I'll be a millionaire in OGBX. OGB is building a metaverse where gaming, NFTs, and virtual experiences come together. Don't sleep on it asap.

>>57269606
Surprisingly, normies are now making huge gains in the ongoing Kimber's zealy campaign. KimberLite is well-positioned to capitalize on the growth of the most diamond market.

>>57271229
Then add DUA to your list of candidates for the upcoming bull run season, so you won't miss out on potential big gains anon. Crypto is the future.

>>57266033
>>57266089
>>57266396

Not a lie. First off I am kinda lucky… because I’m 42 and look 25. And I am not a chad at all but I do have a cute baby face. Has an older woman recently ask me how old I was and I said almost 43 and she’s like oh gosh I thought you were 25 I was going to set you up with my granddaughter.

But the best place to talk to chicks… who are working and work up a rapport with them is açaí bowl shops. Find those places.

i work as a doctor in a small clinic in FL. I'm adequately compensated and work 40hrs a week (8-6 four days).

med school is a huge meme. its still worth getting into this field if you're going to graduate residency by 2035 but after that I have some concerns with AI ramping up. i wouldn't be surprised if my job is completely eliminated in 50 years.

>>57265113
20yro bong working entry level IT
>£2.5k bitcoin
>£5k cash
>£10k in items in team fortress 2 items
>£20k in an ETF
i'm being incredibly retarded but it's working, my watch costs more than my car

>>57271807
This sounds like the most legit zoomer ITT

>>57266606

>>57269360
>>57269441
anon is right though, cities didn't need to be car dependent but they are to keep the working man working and isolated.
>"Buy this go to go to work
>Go to work to buy this car"
and thus Big Oil found a way to turn whole cities into debt slaves, not just the people but their government too.
>government '"subsidized'" roads
built and designed for vehicles that profits Big Oil, at the taxpayer's expensive. How Big Oil stole America is one of the biggest fucking tragedies to ever hit the American people. The best part is how the majority still play like sheep buying stupid land yacht SUVs and bigg truggs.

>>57265113
>26
>250k portfolio
>Live with parents
>No girlfriend but have hooked up with a decent amount of women but do not understand how to maintain a relationship
>Work In Cybersecurity
>85k
>Hate my job
>Almost at the point of quitting but do not want to pull out any of my investments with the coming bullrun

>>57265169
>>57265209
What's the point of 100% free tuition if you just end up getting funnelled into economic mediocrity like everyone else through 50% income tax?

>>57271878
Not to sound like a mega faggot but taking the bus does give me good goy points with hypocritical normies that refuse to get rid of their car. I can tell them I have a lower carbon footprint, then commence to tell them they only avoid public transportation to avoid niggers. Gets them every time.

>>57266606
Seeing as you live in Canada, have you considered wage slaving on an oil patch?

>>57269957
Based. I'm coping this. I'm also waiting for Supra TGE.

>>57269239
not lying, just got a little bit lucky, also worked like a mule since I grew up poor

>>57272089
based

>>57272060
more diversity, everyone and their mother has a degree

>>57271132
FAGGOT

>>57272363
That just sounds like diluting the value of a university degree, requiring more certifications, more time spent in school, less time working, less time socializing, less time forming a family unit...

>>57265169
>zoomers are at the age where they think living in a city is cool
I don't want to spoil it for you but soon enough you'll have to get into bunkerbuilding and off grid mountain retreats if you want to survive

>>57272173
I'll be waiting for Supra on TBOB trading bot before aping, knowing Bobnet's trade call-out can guarantee 200% pump.

>>57265113
By buying up Qanx at these prices dumbfag

>>57265113
I've got about a cozy hundred dollars in the bank why? I mean the economy broke so everyone's pretty much living off of mulch these days

>>57265113
imma need bout tree fiddy

>>57265149
I'm like you in that I always have $5 grand in an account that I generally refuse to touch, but yesterday I had to dip into that account for $450 since times are tough. I will put the money back in when I next get paid.

>>57269974
Proof of Randomness consensus algorithm is also another good concept that's a game changer

>>57266577
100k is hardly any money. It’s not exactly a flex to have $100k in ICP by age 20

I'm down to straight nubbins

>>57268313
That's literally white privilege. Also try doing that at 36+

>>57271614
>Acai bowl shops

Incredible alpha. Simply amazing.
On a diff note if you want to network with wealthy people join an expensive gym (350$+ month)

>>57265113
>20 year old union electrician wireman (lower than an apprentice)
>Laid off
>$5 in savings to keep account open
>$414 in checking
I fell for the trade meme and I am so fucked. Going to be kicked out from my parents by February 1st if I don't have a job. I think I'll take the Ronnie McNuttpill.

>>57265744
26, work in IT, houseshare for dirt cheap and have dated 8 girls in the last 6 months, 2 girlfriends and going for a 20k run with a new girl on Sunday.

Something to think about. Saving moneh for a house too...

like 17k in vt 22yo
ive lost hope

>>57275672
>I didn't take care of myself so everyone else will be a flabby sack of wrinkled shit at 36+
lmao

>>57275720
20? Get a job as a waiter and go to college to meet girls wtf are u doing

Down to $300, my life in ruins. Government needs to give me stimmies or a job or I'm going insane.

>>57265113
pretty ok
>early 20s grad student
>flexible remote cybersecurity software dev job
>live with parents (unfortunately)
>dumped several thousand unibuxx into a coin years ago, at a several thousand loss, waiting to break even next alt season
>can graduate with zero student loan debt thanks to scholarships and employer funding
>raise soon, if it's not substantial i will fucking rope

>>57266027
>Hell desk
Me two brother. I at least got a nice 100% remote one, where I can chat on the keyboard rather than talk on the phone, but I'm 26 rather than 22. Damn I wish I got this part of my career over with earlier in life. I dream of the day I can move on to system admin or something.

>>57265113
I had $40k yesterday now down to $38k from the jewtf. Probably be 4 figures by this time next week

>>57276402
Oof 37k rn nocap

>>57276119
I fucked myself over. Didn't take my SATs during COVID and I have no idea what I'd major in.

>>57266391
to scam the retards here out of their money?

>>57276119
I'm 24 and hate women

>>57265113
I'm the oldest of zoomers, doing fine at the moment.
>50k/year remote job
>Associate's Degree
>Live with parent, but pay some utilities
>Paid off 15k of credit card debt
>Only major debt is $9k left on car loan
>1.5k student loan, only paying $50 a month. (If I pay if off my credit score will drop, not planning to for that reason.)
>No real savings unfortunately, but have 401k and insurance through job.

I live in the south, 50k a year is above average here.

>>57276534
You can probably get into community college and then trasnfer. also there's tons of degrees for people who aren't sure you can do accounting or something. even business admin is fine because you can make money in sales or as an underwriter. The point is to be around people your age

>>57266429
why would you date or marry women your age?

>>57265215
21 with 40k in ICP, yes I bought in at 50 dollars but imma fucking make it

>>57276688
I wanted to go to community and transfer over after 2 years but I'd be given no financial aid from my parents and probably kicked out. I drive a 25 year old shitbox that's nearing 200k miles. I'd love to be around people my age, only worked with one guy who was 19 in the trades. Everyone else was +25. It's either college or working as a railroad laborer.

>>57276858
Baaaased

Marry 5-10 years younger

>>57265113
26 with $211,000 in savings, but I live with my parents.

>>57265169
>i was making threads asking about it and still didn't buy
>taking advice from anons

>>57266604
>I'm 36 and it's impossible to do on traditional dating sites.
why is it impossible? it isn't.

>>57268316
how is that pathetic? Why would want women past 25-28?

>>57269606
Holy shit all of the prior responses to mine are utter turbo garbage scam-shills, fucking pathetic what this site has become. (Yes I know it's always been bad, but fuck me)

If you're a noob, just buy Bitcoin and Ether and forget about it until your grandpa starts asking questions, celebs start shilling coins/nfts, and the iPhone coinbase app hits #1 rank. Ezpzgetgudfaggots. Protip, I'm from 2013 and rarely take the time to solve the gay captchas.

>>57265113
I have secured clean 10x on EGC and WIFI, and I've still got STBU and QANX in play. Life's a degen's paradise right now. The gains keep rolling in.

>>57265113
a lot of cash to buy the dip when you guys sell. waiting for SUPRA launch as well. oracles are the deal.

>>57265113
Alright, I guess. Saved up £40k, with at least £10k additionally coming in next month due to the bonus. Was a year of expenses for me, moving house, buying stuff that I need (guitars computer etc). Next year I am dropping my expenses down to zero, I want to get to £100k asap.

Getting my citizenship soon, will leave the uk after my rent ends(2 1/2 years) and buy a cheap house in a remote place in portugal

>>57265113
I have £500 in savings and no job, no degree, nothing. I live with my dad and pretend to work on my business so he doesn't kick me out, I wonder how long that will last. I'm 22 and a khhv.

‘97 baby, managed to get a few good stock trades in and triple. Put all of it in crypto in 2018 and have been sat in 6 figure hell since then. Live with my parents, have a gf, have a job as a slave for £35-40k a year. Average house price where I live is like 1-3m, even the shit houses cost 900k. I have been chasing the bag since I turned 20, it has led me to nothing but feeling empty.

>>57276896
Get your hands on more BOBNET, this is a guaranteed 200x. With an impressive 90%+ win rate and real revenue shares, be prepared for precision trading and consistent rewards

>>57277284
Dump it on RIPCHM, get ready to witness history as it launches on Solana. That's the next BONK so Keep those eyes peeled cause 1000x journey is in anticipation

>>57278905
Listen to this guy, but also don’t really expect to turn a couple hundred into much. You’ll be lucky to turn it into a grand by the end of the decade

>>57280792
Been in the same position for years at 29. If you’re 22, wake the fuck up now and do something

>>57265113
Feels good to be part of the future as EventX launches a Zealy campaign with a massive $7000 giveaway. Ain't sleeping on this.

>>57265113
Rn I'm chilling with Kimberlite's ongoing zealy quest, as it's also making luxurious gemstones accessible to everyone through exclusive TNFTs

>>57276657
>No real savings unfortunately, but have 401k and insurance through job.

>>57265113
listen up i'm just a poor White man trying to make it in this world

give me ICP to this account address

51299ba0196b57f239c5f2a97c3cbdb53adec0de6bf2804048f4469f7da265d4

FUCK JANNIES FUCK TRANNIES FUCK NIGGERS AND FUCK KIKES FUCK ROASTIES AND FUCK ROACHIES

>>57282132
Die

>>57266637
>>57266603
Then again, barely 40% of those 5 yo at the time can remember the 9/11, so the late 1995 to 8/1996 born I guess, which pretty much is the criteria they used to define zoomies. those millen/zoomie range just doesn’t make any sense in the first place

>>57282444
.
https://www.pewresearch.org/politics/2021/09/02/two-decades-later-the-enduring-legacy-of-9-11/

>>57266545
> no qualification required
Hey it's me.
> $363k/yr
> no degree
Except I'm neither a zoomer nor a black woman.

>>57265113
Bagging Qanx saved me

>>57281426
He said a couple hundred per week. Say 26 weeks * $300 = $7800 - now expect a modest 4-5x, while it's not a ton, it is something to start with. Do the same thing not this cycle but the next, and now you have $200k. Or just go dump it into one of the many scams shilled here and lose all your money gambling and completely miss the boat because you have a high time preference. It's
literally what your entire generation are labeled topkek ((Zooooooom))

But what the fuck do I know, I'm just some random 30 yr old anon that started with nothing to my name and now have few milli made purely from low time preference position trading. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>57283572
Your advice is retarded. Wow you got in early!!!! Do you want a pat on the back? Zoomers need to play the game differently bellend retard

>>57265113
I WANT to kill MYSELF, I will put a BULLET in my HEAD

30 year old boomer here
After a market crash and a seperation I lost my huge savings. Don't feel bad if you don't have money zoomies it can be gone fast.

>>57283651
>marriage
You get what you deserve retard

>>57283669
Post nose.

Is SOLID the next real shot?

>>57283790
Is the news that want you to get married now retard. You don’t need marriage to have children

>>57283943
Jews*

12,500 ICP with an avg buy of $4.8 so I’m finally in 6 fig hell

>>57282051
Qanx gonna print millionaires, adding it to your bag won't be a bad idea anon

I'm 24 with $25k in HECS debt and $60 in savings. It's not looking good.

>>57283943
>don't get married to own the jews
Look at this sad sack of shit.

>>57284250
Have fun ending up like >>57283651

100% of all divorces start with marriage.

>>57284218
They will get hacked again by "hackers" and abandon the project

>>57284328
>>57284353
https://marripedia.org/effects_of_out-of-wedlock_births_on_society
>The evidence is clear and disturbing, being born outside of marriage lowers the health of newborns and increases their chances of dying; it delays children’s cognitive (especially their verbal) development; it lowers their educational achievement; it lowers their job attainment; it increases their behavior problems; it lowers their impulse control; it warps their social development; it helps change their community from being a support to being a danger to their development; and it increases the crime rate in their community.
jews trying to demoralize zoomers. Many such cases. I hope you're ready for the 110th 'incident'.

>>57284411
That’s the least of your worries retard society as you know it is completely reforming

>>57284353
Yep. Retards keep falling for the meme like >>57284411

>>57283634
My advice is make it advice, take it or it leave it. The smart will research and think on my words. Time to enjoy the sun and beach :) later my zoomy taters.

>>57265113
>Dutch
completely and utterly broke. It's my own fault though. I own 2 cars and only work like 8h a week.