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57265092 No.57265092 [Reply] [Original]

World war 3 might have just started in Yemen and Iran, the ETF frenzy is over, and he's still holding his internet funny coins

>> No.57265119
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>Bitcoin will crash because two literal who non white shitholes are fighting one another
>SELL SELL SELL SELL
why are /pol/tards like this?

>> No.57265131
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>He didn't MICMAXXX
ngmi

>> No.57265167

>>57265131
>2024: heh I support war
>2025: wtf why am I getting drafted what do you mean China has 19 billion more soldiers than us
I'm not even going to laugh when that happens, it's just going to be sad

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>>57265092
>US blows up cameljockeys in Middle East shithole
>GUIZE ITS TEH WW3!11!!
Hey retard, we’ve been doing this for over 40 years.

>> No.57265183

>>57265167
1 white chud is worth 10000 changs.

>> No.57265187

>>57265167
Lmao. I can tell you're from Europe.

>> No.57265194

>>57265167
chinks aren't people lmao, it's like killing bugs

>> No.57265197

>>57265167
I'm too old to fight. Pump my bags.

>> No.57265214

>>57265183
>>57265187
>>57265194
>>57265197
I can tell you guys are scared. Reminder that US needed a draft to fight some farmers in Vietnam, a war with China will not end without a draft. So keep rooting for it, and die

>> No.57265226

>>57265119
>literal who non white shitholes
Well the usa is a non white shithole but not a literal who

>> No.57265235

would america fighting another war in the middle east hurt bitcoin?

>> No.57265240

>>57265167
Not gonna happen. War stopped being about manpower with the introduction of precision weapons and long range airpower. The number of troops and subsequent casualties have been falling since 1991. US and China fighting would be about naval taskforces lobbing missiles at each other and limited island hopping by well trained marine corps.
Only shitholes that can’t establish air supremacy and bomb their enemies with impunity need to field great numbers of troops

>> No.57265263
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>>57265092
It's not WW3 unless America is involved

>> No.57265277

>>57265240
No
THe Ukraine war shows that a war with the most modern weapons need mass manpower........to soak up drone damage
Good Luck

>> No.57265294

>>57265277
Ukraine and Russia are not in geologically distinct locations you dumb fuck. They’re right beside each other.

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>>57265092

>> No.57265307

>>57265294
Assume the Korea front which will open in a chinese usa war will be a stalemate and the usa and china commit troops

>> No.57265311

>>57265277
I understand your tiny brain gets all its warfare news from meme websites, so I’ll slow down for you. Militaries are reactivating anti aircraft guns because they don’t want to lob expensive surface to air missiles at them. Modern air defenses work plenty against drones, they just want to do it cheaper

>> No.57265323

>>57265167
I get a free pass from enlisting because I called the recruiting officer a nigger

>> No.57265366

>>57265311
Drones are even cheaper

>> No.57265465

>>57265092
War is bullish as fuck.

>> No.57265971

>>57265092
I think it'll be worse, they'll ramp up 5th generation warfare and all information with become impossible to validate. News networks will run contradictory stories simultaneously, on the same network, only 5 minutes apart. Social media bots/shills will go crazy propagating any perception or belief that would benefit their side. Netflix will make a 8 season show about white people being set on fire and beaten with sticks, then hulu will produce a movie about Edward Norton competing for the curb stomp world record. The president will condemn LGBT brainwashing while getting sodomised on live tv. Mao will come out as Tao, a pole dancing drag queen. We'll start trading with monopoly money because there'll be an excess of FUD surrounding the dollar. The US military will form divisions entirely made up of Asian Americans, the Chinese will have Western expats occupy positions in their officer corps. During the finale of the war everyone will turn on each other because we'll be so confused as to who we're actually fighting, then someone will show mercy and nuke us all.

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BREAKING NEWS: Footage captured of the axis powers aboard SS Crusader

>> No.57266023

>>57265131
I work for GD. Should I switch my 401k to 100% gd stocks?

>> No.57266039

>>57265131
>Everyone always forgets Huntington Ingles Industries

>> No.57266048

world wars will never start in brown eyed countries, sorry.

>> No.57266077

>>57265214
not even american but this is giga cope. yes, if the US wanted to fucking annex China and do a boots on the ground offensive invasion they would need a draft. there is a zero percent chance of that happening though, but you are so much of a retard that you actually think the US is going to deploy its army on chinese soil

>> No.57266256

>>57265092
Blowing up Muslims is a nothing burger. Warfare in the Middle East is like a normal weather event

>> No.57266266

>>57265263
America is literally bombing them rn though

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>>57266077
Suddenly imagining all the west coast cities being turned into anti amphibious assault bunkers in the event of a war with china

>> No.57266408

>>57266266
I literally just found this out. I thought it was 2 third-world countries bombing each other. Regardless, dropping a few bombs on Yemen is not going to start WW3. Everyone is freaking out about it on Twitter. Retards

>> No.57266412

>>57265971
Sounds comfy desu. At least for me because I'll be innawoods shitposting on /pol/ and /biz/ with my frens while this is happooning. R*dditors and cucks need not apply. This chaos is a golden opportunity to clean up the country unironically by convincing the govt to draft all the nonwhites and send them to die in Israel.

>> No.57266442

>>57265092
>etf frenzy over
What frenzy, you stupid nigger? Nothing happened

>> No.57266465

>>57265092
Also, Pirola Covid
We're doomed

>> No.57266779

>>57265971
this sounds like a joke but some version of this is how it's going to play out

>> No.57267392

This is why you hedge with mining stocks

>> No.57267397

War is bullish, just sold your wife for another BTC

>> No.57267432

>>57265277
Ukraine "war" is just an excuse to murder fucktons of slav men and funnel their women into sex slavery

>> No.57267565

>>57267432
Who are the Johns

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>>57265092
Sorry I'm not gonna sell this close to the halving. I know, I know, sorry it's just that I'm not gonna do it.

>> No.57268422

funny noninternet coins

>> No.57268423

>>57265092
>Yemen and Iran

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>>57265092
>its happening this time i swear
>2 more weeks

>> No.57268601

>>57265092
Are you implying that ww3 would hurt my business and finance if my business is internet funny coins?

I bet some funny war coins would do well

>> No.57268754

iran is a toothless hellhole that exists only to torture its own population while keeping its death cult leaders fat

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57269167

>>57265092

>> No.57269344

57265167
>draft
TWO.
MORE.
WEEKS.

>> No.57269393

>>57265092
So inflation goes up. More people buy crypto to escape it. Bullish.

>> No.57269408

>>57265092
>and he's still holding his internet funny coins
the only reason im not poor is because I've been "holding internet funny coins" since 2017.

>> No.57269596

>war for real this time guise

>> No.57269996

>>57269393
Glad someone understands, and crypto is a solution to beat inflation. I'm buying XTP, and the price is tempting me to buy more while the team is busy focusing on regulatory compliance to keep Tap a regulated platform.

>> No.57271335

>>57265092
Hahaha