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57262527 No.57262527 [Reply] [Original]

Why do my balls have a stitch line?

>> No.57262535

>>57262527
That's where God sewed you together.

>> No.57262552

Quite literally, unironically, the best thread on this board right this moment.

>> No.57262557

Why don't I have any balls?

>> No.57262559
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57262559

It's why you don't have vagina. Even the dick knob is overgrown clit.

>> No.57262560

>>57262527
We all start out as females (as embryos) and 50% turn to boys.
That's what's left of ur vagina. It grew together.

>> No.57262561

ure a tranny

>> No.57262573

>>57262559
lmao.

>> No.57262577

>>57262557
based and trannypilled

>> No.57262617
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57262617

>>57262527
you have to cut off the stitches when you enter puberty anon dont tell me you just left them there? thats probably why you have a small dick right now but its possible to fix it as an adult too but you have to use a knife to cut them open instead

>> No.57262620

>>57262527
its ur old vagina

>> No.57262629

>>57262559
the Y chromosome is one hell of a drug...

>> No.57262634

i am a valid woman because i have the stitch line. i am going to use the women's bathroom and no one will stop me because i have the stitch line

>> No.57262752

>>57262527
You are trans.

>> No.57262767

>>57262527
that's called perineum

>> No.57262823

>>57262629
imagine having more than one

>> No.57262836
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57262836

>>57262560

I can tell just by the way my balls and dick look, I would've had a hot pussy.

>> No.57262838

>>57262527
****DOGEZILLA ROBINHOOD AIRDROP EVENT HAPPENING NOW!!!!****

thedogezillaportal

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57263614

>>57262552

>> No.57264133
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57264133

I dont have a stitch line

>> No.57264195

>>57262527
How is this business or finance related?

>> No.57265884

>>57262559
Wait... so every time I've went down and sucked the clit I was in fact sucking a dick that didn't grew?

After all this time... I was gay?

>> No.57265892

>>57264195
He’s advertising to the cougars that browse /biz/ anon

>> No.57265965
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57265965

>>57262527
Does it really make sense that you have two balls yet one penis? No, it doesn't. Every male when born is implanted with an egg shaped computer chip and an artificial sack is attached. Your original testicle was stored in the buttox with plenty of cushioning for protection. The world has been psyopped into believing this is natural. It's why porn is everywhere.

>> No.57265990

>>57262527
You were born a woman but your parents wanted a boy.

>> No.57266007

>>57262527
My birthmark is under my balls. How do I profit from this?

>> No.57266011

>>57266007
Tell girls it's poop stains

>> No.57266032
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57266032

Is this the thread for balls related medical advice?
I've been feeling weird tightness in my crotch, like something is pushing up against it. Nothing hurts but it's uncomfortable, I can't even push my legs together now which is more annoying for sleeping than you would think. I think I have prostate inflammation, is that a fair assessment, /biz/? Anyone had that problem? 35 and sit on my ass all day.

>> No.57266088

>>57262836
>bust out laughing at this in front of my wife
>>whats so funny?
>...

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57266106

>>57262527
>>57262836
Fucking kek
Yes hands down best thread on biz right now

>> No.57266147

>>57265884
You're supposed to suck on those?

>> No.57266152

>>57262559
Damn I have a super long clit

>> No.57266158

>>57262559
Big clit energy!

>> No.57266160

A stich in time saves 9"

>> No.57266162

>>57262836
i love you idiots

>> No.57266168

>>57266147
No, he's just weird and maladjusted

>> No.57266172

>>57264133
checked
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGVOvyUxqtM

>> No.57266196

>>57262767
based infofeeder

>> No.57267037

>>57266147
Yes anon, you can flick over it with your tongue but the tiniest amount of suction with both lips around it (and all the surrounding skin because you'll never isolate enough JUST to suck clit) send them wild. They orgasm harder and faster, so make sure you don't go to sucking too quickly, because the longer it takes for her to orgasm, the more pleasure she gets from it
>Then if she's my waifu she rolls over and goes to sleep and I have to fap myself

>> No.57268410

business?

>> No.57268418

>>57262527
good question

>> No.57268427

>>57267037

You definitely have experience, fellow clit sucker.

>> No.57268436
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57268436

>>57262527
You were an experiment commissioned by the Chinese Gov't in the aftermath of the Cold War. Once you achieved puberty, Xi was satisfied with the results of the experiment, and your testes were removed and taken back to a lab in Nanking--to prevent accidental reproduction. Your testicles are synthetic now. I'm sorry to have to tell you this.

>> No.57269293

>>57265884
yep. you were sucking an undeveloped penis.

>> No.57269340

>>57262559
>>57262527
You still have the stiches as an adult?
Sign of a beta male desu
If you had proper test it would have fused faster and better. No line visible. Literally beta cucked from birth lmao loser

>> No.57269348

>>57269340
this could be true. i have extremely high T and no stitches

>> No.57269382

>>57269340
high test man here, can confirm