/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>57252445
The option chain for Bitcoin's ETF is going to be juicy due to Bitcoin's volatility

China.
Stocks.

invest in lolis, this is financial advice.

>>57252451
>/smg/ - STOCK MARKET GENERAL
Stop with the corn posting.
>>57252455
Gap up at HKEX open check em.

>>57252451
Get the fuck out of here nigger
this is a stocks general

>>57252461
You disgust me...

Read the amortization schedule. This is financial advice.

https://youtu.be/h9n5qvY3I7g?si=T81xZ6JrMYrh1FCz

>>57252488
>dat compounding interest
guhhh

>>57252488
>15 fuckin years until you attack the principal

>>57252499
>>57252503
Don’t forget there’s also taxes and insurance you have to cover as well.

If I wanted to own real estate, I'd buy a quality REIT, thank you very much.

>>57252503
And most people are moving in five to chase a better job or opportunity.

>>57252525
Plus repairs, and if you have a lady, gonna have to spend on some updates… grey and granite is so late 2000teens

>>57252488
>>57252525
>NOOOO YOU CAN'T RENT BECAUSE YOU'RE A KEK IF YOU DO THAT.

>>57252557
I will never be a KEK

>>57252581
KEK, I got filtered.

>he isnt buying more AVAV
poorfags neer learn

BABA bros...

https://youtu.be/zJ07oOKZs7o?t=77

You don't own your property anyway if you pay property tax. It's just a very low cost rent (or not low if you live in NJ or something). Buy property in one of those few states that don't tax property.

>>57252614
>You don't own your property anyway if you pay property tax
Based take, for a pedophile.

>BABA +1.3%
Was yesterday the bottom?

>>57252503
You also get penalized if you pay it off too soon. So even if you manage to get some extra bucks from some degen gambling you can't even use that to pay your house off quicker.

>>57252451
Yes

anyone got a 2x+ play with >50% of winning they want to shill? i've got 30k i don't need anytime soon

>>57252609
How do I invest in Yemeni drones instead? Those seem to be 2024's hot commodity.

>>57252654
I think that's also what's deeply concerning about Biden wanting to tax unrealized gains. Idc if it only affects niggas with like 100 million+ $ in equities, it still erodes the very concept of ownership. These niggers can't tax me just because I own something. I have racketeering gangsters declaring themselves as being a government so much it's unreal.

>>57252714
>wanting to tax unrealized gains
Nah everyone will leave the country.

>>57252536
>quality
>REIT
pick 1 and only 1

>>57252710
Literally Bitcoin. But there's going to be plenty of fuckery between here and the doubling point of 1H 25.

>>57252714
>tax unrealized gains
Conceptually, how would that even work? Wouldn't that result in fucky seasonal sell offs?

>>57252710
>i've got 30k i don't need anytime soon
YOINK

>>57252736
Yes, and startup founders forced to sell off pieces of their businesses. It'd be the final ladder pull of the oligarchy and probably lead to the economic collapse of the GAE.

>>57252747
that's exaggerating, the way i read it described is it would only impact like 20 individuals because the amount you need before it kicks in is so stupendously massive. For now. The problem is it would never be touched again and in 20 years it will be 2000 people, in 100 years 200,000 etc. That kind of slow frog boil? Well, I can't imagine this happening in response >>57252723 these govt jews are damn crafty to say the least.

>>57252763
This isn't going to be like the income tax. Times are faster now, and the debt crisis much much closer.

>>57252763
>The problem is it would never be touched again and in 20 years
This shit makes me laugh. It's like, how fucking long has the FDIC limit been $250k?

>>57252544
>and if you have a lady, gonna have to spend on some updates… grey and granite is so late 2000teens

guhhhhhh and we gave women the vote? what a disaster.

>>57252693
nah just another fake pump before Friday

>>57252771
Good question i'm not sure, it seems like a useless exercise to increase the limit since it would already still be maxed out so easily and fail if any real banking crisis occured even at 250k.

I only keep like 15k in emergency fund and 3k in my main checking for groceries and bills everything else in equities kek fdic is plenty for me. Who is sitting on that much liquid cash anyway?

>>57252732
when will the ETFs be available to purchase, you think? next week?
incidentally, i'm still a little sour about arranging to buy a single bitcoin for $300 in 2013 and the dude never showing up to the coffee shop

>Futures

>>57252851
Tomorrow. Allegedly E-Trade already has some symbols available.

>>57252693

Pic related is the technical pattern I need to see on any Chyna stocks before I deploy capital.

>>57252821
I got off my ass and looked it up. It was part of Dodd-Frank in July 2010. Today, at least according to CPI calculators, is about $177k worth. Anyway, point is these dollar thresholds are sticky and apparently it takes the caliber of the uh oh naughty boys on Wall Street law to change, as it hadn't been touched since 1980.

what's CPI gonna be

>>57252908
Here's what the Fed thinks. Seems higher than what the market expects tomorrow.

>>57252886
Careful, you gotta be fast with that trade. You'll only have a couple days between when Chinese troops land on Taiwan and Biden is conscious enough to declare war.

>>57252921
What do you mean by this?

>>57252712
those are just poor people drones I think. AVAV has the swarms and AI facial recognition for mass killings without collateral

my lil china stock doin sumn

>>57252952
Sure, but 1 $1m drone per yr vs 1,000 $1000 ones is equivalent. And if the former is static while the latter is growing at 200% a year....

>>57252933
that is cleveland fed
https://www.clevelandfed.org/indicators-and-data/inflation-nowcasting

Anyone fuck with MSFU or MSFD
seems like fun day trading fodder

>>57252923
>You'll only have a couple days between when Chinese troops land on Taiwan and Biden is conscious enough to declare war.
Two more.

>>57252958
china copying our stock market was adorable, they're pretending they have anything worth investing in like little girls playing house with dolls. Kinda sad that people treat it like it's real tho. I hope you come to your senses one day anon

>>57252990
Two more what?

>>57252996
Units of time.

>>57252991
The only intellectual property left to steal (buy) from the west is semiconductor tech, then thanks to China, Asia will be unleashed.

>>57253002
I believe equivalent to a single fortnight, yes?

>>57252991
i bought the stock on accident thinking it was a different company.

>>57252996
Hebdomads.

>>57252967
the latter is not static they have like 40% revenue growth in one quarter

if you make up imaginary numbers you can make anything sound good/bad

>>57253014
Then they will have nothing left to steal you mean, which should be a terrifying thought to anyone holding china shit.

>>57253027
>Then they will have nothing left to steal you mean,
Then they will be on par with the west. They can always steal (buy) new inventions.

>"accounting irregularities"

You did listen to my advice a few days ago, right anons?

i wonder what the implications on the market would be if Biden didn't wake up tomorrow.

>>57253047
>Price to sales ratio 23
Anon... I.

>>57253026
OK, but all's I'm saying is I bet those Houthi drone makers are a better investment. Fuck sanctions or whatever, let me invest in those dudes.

>>57253053
None it's a ponzi, quadrillions will be printed.

>>57253053
>President Harris

>>57253058
Versus fake Internet money that produces nothing. Ride the wave while it's good. Free cyber security stock promotions via SEC "hack"

>>57253081
You're playing a fools game. There are stocks that are actually cheap if you look hard enough.

>>57253053

tup chads report in. Today I added feb $3C contracts and jan 2026 1.5C . total is 79 contracts now.

>>57253093
Like MP Materials.

>>57253108
Yep like that.

>>57253093
Under the assumption that I don't have several other well sized positions in other undervalued cyber companies as well? I thought this was a gambling and leverage board?

>Verification not required.

>>57253106
bought 8 TUP shares right before the market closed what am i in for

>>57253140
I wonder how undervalued they are considering you're bullish on a company that made $30M and has gross revenue of $2B in 2023 and you're paying $65B for it.

>>57252451
corn isn't a stock
kill yourself

>>57252865
well shit, glad i asked!
this is what i found from a WSJ preview page:
>Ark 21Shares: ARKB
>Fidelity: FBTC
>WisdomTree: BTCW
>Invesco Galaxy: BTCO
>VanEck: HODL
>Franklin Templeton: EZBC
>Grayscale: GBTC
>Bitwise: BITB
>Hashdex: DEFI
>BlackRock: IBIT
>Valkyrie: BRRR

>>57253181
You must be new here as you've obviously never ridden adjusted target price hits. Either learn how to exit positions or stay poor, anon. Your choice.

>>57253215
>You must be new here
>stay poor
Back to r*ddit.

>>57253192
whoever is responsible for HODL and BRRR need to kill themselves

>>57252451
what exactly is Bitcoin's ETF's ticket symbol?

>>57252497
>eyes too wide apart
black arrielle, but white

GET TO THE FUCKING PIVOT

i think the ETF move is desperate and a very large bear signal, there will be a depression as well as massive deflation in 2024, most likely when israel and iran take off the gloves and china/russia get involved in syria, i am not bullish on bitcoin nor the USD, i am mildly bullish on gold and oil

>>57253192
mein neger

>>57252464
There’s 2x leverage BTC ETFs in the works. I can’t wait to see some boomer or child get liquidated

>>57253387
Careful what you wish for.

>>57253415

>>57253411
Corn fags are insufferable.

>>57253393
please stop watching gerald celente

Going to sell my IMPP and PSHG at a loss tomorrow unless /biz/ can give me one good reason not to.

>>57253428
i do my own financial analysis, actually, i'm one of the best despite how new i am to this field

>>57253387
calm down bill

>BABA/9988

>>57253428
>LISTEN HERE YOU SCHMUCK!

>>57253446

>>57253439
C L U E L E S S

>>57253441
Anybody ever notice how he looks like Jeff Bezos with hair?

>>57253387
POST
PONED
CORRECTION
INCOMING

>>57253411
are there going to be BTC options? I need more leverage

>>57253477
they're all either from the same cloning facility, closely related by blood or both.
for example: former chancellor of Austria, Sebastian Kurz, looks str8 outta the Bush clan

>>57253469
thank u

>>57253393
what is the biggest rule of anything? Here's a hint

_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

Just fill in the blanks

>>57253526
fuck it didn't count my extra spaces just pretend there's 2 wide spaces in there

>>57253500
BITO already has options so presumably the spot ETFs will as well.

For the lazy among us: https://cointelegraph.com/news/tuttle-capital-proposes-6-leveraged-etf-magnify-spot-bitcoin-etf

fuckin BA nerds

Day 38 of this incredible buying opportunity.

>>57253555
>H I G H E R F O R L O N G E R

>>57253516
>futures

>>57253513
Seb!

A strong cpi is bearish right? It means higher for longer.

>>57253572
>ifunny.co

>>57253583
I know it's reddit tier

>>57253583

>>57253610
I kick the man in the face ending his existence.

>>57253535
BA is going abruptly to ZERO just like the altitude of all its planes.

> "You don't fly a plane. They fly on their own."

>>57253610

>>57253192
I will only be buying HODL because it has the best ticker

Affirm went nearly 400% last year.

What other stocks can I buy that profits off the youth and their lack of resources?

I’m waiting for klarna to ipo. I saw their sticker outside of American eagle and white bitches love AE

>>57253639
good anime, too bad it flopped terribly

fellow SAVE sissies my patience is wearing thin......

>>57253411
I already see crypto tards confused by the market
>"What the fuck this is good news, why isn't it going up? The fuck does priced in mean?"

>>57252451
This plus no taxes in my IRA are why I'm excited about it.

>>57253726
This month or next.

>>57253761
Its also nice have the option to play around with crypto without the mountain of bullshit which is the cryptobro sphere. Normally you were charged a fee of 0.1% each fucking time you bought or sold lmao

wtf happened to SAVE faggots i was supposed to be rich by now instead my options are expiring worthless

Big chain swingin' nigga, Matchbox car drivin'
Street wildin', Rollie' with the four-finger glidin'
Watch him, scorchin' with spells and top toxin
Amoxicillin stock skyrocket, Bobby Mocassin

>>57253789
On the bright side, all the covered calls I sold are also expiring worthless.
83 year olds move slow

>>57252461
how do i do that

>Japan's Nikkei breaks 35,000 for first time since Feb 1990

Weeabros, we're gonna make it...

>>57253919
no you ain't kek

>>57253919
>Nikke
Do you think their Discords are exploding in Japanese Kanji like "OMG Bros WE ACTUALLY MADE IT" all their calls up like 3,000% and then the old Japanese bears with their puts like AWWWWW but in Japanese so it it's DAAAAAAOOOOOOOOO.

I showed a girl a picture of me and she was surprised I never had a gf. She said she liked my eyes. Two possibilities she was lying or every other woman I've deemed me unworthy for reasons unrelated to my appearance. Do women know how poor I am just from looking at me?

>>57253967
it's probably because you're an awkward beta faggot

>>57253967
How you act has a lot to do with it to. You gotta put yourself out there to get noticed. Being fit and dressed decently is only part of it.

>>57253812
>all the covered calls I sold
I forgot to sell some at close today!!! That sweet sweet IV crush... All for naught

>>57253919
>Weeabros, we're gonna make it...
daijoubu!!!

>>57253953
Their Bonds are traded like it's the 1980s so I don't think the Nipponese youth are as interested in their stock market.

C:\Users\gethigh\Desktop\2024-01-10 20_37_40-Greenshot.png

>>57253919
NICK LEESON DID NOTHING WRONG

>>57253897

Bobo kneels today.

So I finally have some disposable income but as far as I can see everything I could make some gains on for the week is crabbing. I am thinking of a longer position in OIL due to suez but I havent been checking what the opec mafia is doing.

>>57252710
All in on OTM NVDA calls1 to 2 years out if you're bullish

>Twitch lays off 500 retards today

>Amazon lays off 700 retards in prime video and mgm shit too

>remaining twitch staff expect much less new features and customer support to get significantly worse over time

>Twitch was given a $44 billion price tag in 2023

>Amazon did not renew contracts for Prime loot on certain games in twitch streams

>Amazon already laid off shitload of wagies at Prime Gaming in 2023

>Twitch partners dead silent about 2024 lay offs but some big ones like ludwig hinted Prime Gaming will be dropped completely in the future

Bros, I really wish Twitch has a public stock because I would be shorting the absolute shit outta this company, its a sinking ship on fire and the rats are leaving in droves.

PUT/CALL RATIO IS 1.55 OH MY GOD ITS GOING TO BE A SLAUGHTER TOMMOROW

BABA Boys, we moon

Any ASX chuds?

Big shake up to Aus payments infrastructure this year with a million new fucking intermediaries popping up
Is this the new speccy miner?
How the fuck do I profit

>>57254259
$100 by Lunar New Year

>>57254289
Only miner I want exposure to is uranium(cameco)

>>57253284
>>57253655

>futures
how high can they go?

>>57253919
why do japanese color their charts backwards?

>goodnight /smg/
...
...
...
>futures

Crazy to me that nvda can print money somehow by saying AI meanwhile their graphics card MSRP prices went up 3x when they were required for mining but that barely affected their profits.

THEY'RE COMING FOR OUR LUKOIL AND POLYMETAL SHARES, BROS

https://archive (dot) ph/cfujy

>>57254509
Same reason the read and write backwards.

nigger

>>57253967
Yeah it couldn't possibly have to do with the reek of insecurity and desperation

>>57254691
>meanwhile their graphics card MSRP prices went up 3x when they were required for mining but that barely affected their profits.
That was the secondary scalper market. NVDA kept their MSRP low. It's just that the scalpers scooped up all the supply for resale

>>57253535
boeing is kil

I'm really really thinking about lump summing 5 figures into XXXX, which probably means we're hard crashing 2 weeks from now..

>>57253535
Why didn’t it drop more??

Flat day, all frontrunned, people will buy either puts or calls and all will get wrecked

WAIT; WTF ; WHY DO THEY EXPECT INFLATION OT BE AT 3,2% YOY? OH MY GOD, THIS WILL END IN A GIGAPUMP BECAUSE IT WILL BE 2,9 or 3,0%

LITERALLY 0 reason to be 3,2%

>>57255165
my bags? ready for the pumpage.

Is this the right thread for all things Bitcoin ETF?

What a scam to be expect 3,2% after picrel

>>57254765
This proposal has nothing to do with investments. The Russian government has central bank assets such as treasuries that were frozen to prevent their spending. It was effectively already stolen from them 2 years ago, so any future decision is just confirmation that they'll never get that money back. There's also some value to the current administration if they can claim the money as a slush fund that bypasses current debt limits and such. Recent agreements did not include continuing funding for Ukraine, and Biden has attachments to Ukraine so he's been looking for a workaround.

If you're invested in Russian stocks that are currently frozen, your true risk is that Russia decides to counter these US moves someday by outright stealing any foreign owned/sanctioned shares of Russian businesses. To be clear, there is not much Russia has really done much to limit your access currently. It is the US government that told you you can't trade those shares. More specifically, no US citizens or any other western government under US pressure is able to purchase them, and so your brokerage has taken the lazy option of halting trading forever. Use of rubles is also sanctioned, so even if you could sell there's awkwardness around accessing any funds you'd receive.

In conclusion, your shares are safe. But you should be taking action if/when available to get any shares off domestic brokerage accounts and away from US jurisdictional control. In general, ADRs/GDRs will always have added risks and fees compared to more direct local ownership. ETFs are even worse. Anyone holding any ETF with even partial holdings of Russian stocks got absolutely fucked and will never see their money back, nor see equivalent shares distributed relative to the positions their ETF holding represented.

>>57255195
Holding Russian stocks/etf's at all as someone living in the five-eyes sphere is already fucking crazy. You had to know shit was going to pop off eventually. Tensions did nothing but rise. Is the upside on Russian shit really worth the risk? Difficult to imagine.

Yields...

>>57255212
>Holding Russian stocks/etf's at all as someone living in the five-eyes sphere is already fucking crazy.
"But anyway, lemme buy more BABA" - the average /SMG/tard

>>57255165
doom bull. stock up on the sauce this year as we're all going to need it.

>>57253535
Now is the time to buy Boeing. Multi-billion company that is backed by the US government and military falling 8% because of a fuckin door. All that is forgotten in two weeks because of how the human mind works. Hell, it already started pumping yesterday.
Do people seriously except some miraculous 50% drop, the erasure of billions of dollars?

>>57255165
Bobo will suffer the wrath of Heaven.

>>57255165
They except higher so it can come in 0.1% lower so we can pump yet again. What do you think m8? All this and the data is heavily manipulated. The data must have leaked as well. Everyone already knows it is gonna come in lower.
>>57255194
Damn, high inflation ever since April 2021. Thank the stars I am not in the lower classes and have no debt that needs refinancing. But it is obvious inflation will come in lower. They had ridiculously high temperatures in the US and low oil and gas prices

In 10 years, you're gonna look back and think "damn, if I just invested everything I had in Microsoft and Nvidia, I would be a millionaire"

>>57253014
TWO MORE WEEKS

>>57255247
That's much more understandable, after all the chinese and american economies are joined at the hip, in spite of our tensions, our pain points against each other are more like married couples squabbling. Even if Taiwan gets turned into rubble you won't lose access to your worthless chink stocks as an amerimutt, so don't worry. Russia/US relations have always been one of distrust and animosity, though. We even sabotaged the nord stream pipeline a few years ago just to fuck over Russia.

>>57255304
Im pretty all in SOXL.
Currently up 200%
I'll be rich in about 3 years if this bull run continues at the rate previous bull runs performed.

>>57255304
You could say the same now, lol

>>57255317
...We also constantly implicate them in everything that goes wrong in burgerland. They hacked us, they manipulated our election, etc. The red scare never really ended. China never gets dragged through the mud for their bullshit, not even their usage of concentration camps against Uyghurs. Europe, another anglosphere, is a good example of how America would react to that shit if we weren't purposefully turning a blind eye to it for economic reasons. Meanwhile, we make up shit Russia hasn't even done just to make people hate them more.

im not buying this market. SHORT IT. its pure cope at this point, stocks should be zero!!!!!

AAHHH EVERYTHING IS MOONING WHAT THE FUCK DO I BUY

>>57255322
how does it feel to underperform unleveraged nvidia

>>57252445
I'm just starting out on a dividend account, mostly focusing my resources on making it an almost entirely monthly thing. I also have SCHD in it but ignore that.
What do you guys think is an ETF that is basically doing the same thing as SCHD, being a broad market thing that is safe and stable, yet pays out monthly? I have O, which pays good but the real estate market could shit itself. I have MAIN, but all those retail places like Rite Aid are dying a slow death. JEPI is another monthly div favorite, but it's a tech fund and tech is not stable at all. The only thing that feels stable is KO, I am pretty sure people will buy soda until the rapture. But that's just a single stock, not a ETF like SCHD.
I've looked into DIVO and NOBL but I hear a lot of conflicting information about those so I'm lost.

I don't want to bother learning about the stock market or have to pay attention to it.
Should I invest my money in the S&P 500?

wtf how did SAP get back to 143? This company was just fined 220 million for bribery. BRIBERY. This means people actually don't want their shit, lol.

>>57255497
Sure

>>57255504
German excellence
Just wait until bayer reaches 100 again, your mag7 gains will look babby tier

GOD I wish to see cryptotards get dumped on hard today while my QQQ bags pump

>>57255455
You have JEPQ, which tracks the NASDAQ. If you're dead set on monthly dividends I'd say go heavier on that. Of course it's up to you to decide whether you want to buy in now.

>sell option
>It starts mooning
AAHHHHHH WHY THE FUCK DOES THIS HAPPEN EVERY SINGLE TIME

gigacap meta for 2024? MSFT+NVDA+AMD? anything to add?

>>57255657
Overvalued and preparing to dump.

>>57255616
I seethed so hard right now I managed to overstretch my upper left back
It hurts and I'm seething even more now

>>57255616
why would you sell options before CPI knowing that Biden is rigging it lower to get rate cuts before the election so markets pump to ATH's?

>>57255691
I bought the option again
Prepare for it to dump to make me seethe even more

>>57255709
>why would you sell options before CPI knowing that Biden is rigging it lower to get rate cuts before the election so markets pump to ATH's?
Because I'm a paper hand weak minded noob. I sell and buy purely on impulse

>>57255717
>>57255712
See? Now it's dumping again

german stocks are on sales because of the farmer protest
what should I slurp?

>>57252445
ITS TIME
I LOVE CPI DAY WOOOOOHOOOOO

>everything dumps again like crazy
this market, lmao

>>57255788
Shit and piss (SAP)

>>57255788
Tech and small tech contractors. The ECB and FED are either gonna aggressively cut this year or show signs of extreme optimism which will once again benefit tech the most.
US inflation will once again come in under expectations by 0.1% and we moon. Just buy fuckin anything

>>57255709
He won't need to rig it because companies are dying. Check em

>>57255814
It will be negative and we will dump because deflation is bearish

>>57255805
>everything dumps again like crazy
That's because I bought the option. I told you guys

I just bought this for my dad's birthday and I hope he likes it. I need LLAP to moon to cover the cost. Only 1000 of these were made. I need digits to bless LLAP.

>>57255725
its okay, you must be a european so your markets don't matter for America today..

I've lost so much fucking money in the last couple of days.

>>57255830
Not if inflation is still over the target. Probably -0.1% m/m and 3.1% y/y. FED will come out and display enormous enthusiasm and markets pump even more.
Everything is bullish for large and mega caps.

Attention: I still don't understand the bear thesis.

>>57254509
Red is lucky in Asia, green is not.

>>57255859
and thats a good thing!

>>57252693
Taiwan elections are approaching.
China's reaction after that will move the market.
>Xi be like "I respect the democratic vote of the Taiwanese people and wish them good luck as an independent democracy" - stocks moon
>Xi be like "worthless exercise in western degeneracy is against the spirit of common prosperity for all of China, we will restore unity immediately and the peoples liberation army has already boarded the ships and started the engines of planes as I speak" - stocks dump

>>57255912
>be like
We don't understand nigger here.

>>57255912
we need the KMT to win because the DPP are retards

>>57255933
0.01 yuan have been deposited in your account

He sold?

WHY THE FUCK IS IT DROPPING AAAAAAHHHHH

>>57255992
https://youtu.be/92ydUdqWE1g?si=KqWzplk1nViiu7II&t=25

not to be alarming but I think we're close to ATH with a big CPI event today
seems like quite the important day

The discovery of the tunneljew clearly means the CPI will be cold, mimicking the coldness of Israel Subterra

>>57256080
My brother's getting caught for digging that tunnel should be a warning to all of you /smg/ chuds that your bussies will never be safe from me

>>57256080
at what hour are these number released

>>57256119
1 hour before open

>>57256088
I’ll just fill mine with cement. Bussy and tunnel closed.

>>57256134
ty

Wtf is this pathetic crabbing shit GO UP GO UP

>>57256080
Tunnel Jews have been shutdown like the Suez and Panama canals. Buy the shipping dip.

>>57256134
How is this even allowed? Most important economic data published premarket open, LMAO

>>57256189
Problem? Does your broker not allow you to trade premarket?

>>57256185
Touche' Lego anon, but scoopsies isn't as safe as you

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=9jJTZqddkMY&si=sBW3Y7RzI9IyTuai

>>57256196
I'm EU. For me it doesn't matter. But in EU inflation data also isn't reported premarket. It's just hilarious that you do it in the US.

>>57256185
motherfucker what did you do to my brent

cunny market general

>>57256088
Damn I just wanted my bussy to be safe. I hate big fat bullies like you.
Anyone know how to find out if there is a tunnel under my house?

>>57256303
what is cunny anyway

>>57252445
The bear market is officially OVER. Prove me wrong.

>>57256406
>Prove me wrong
Why is shit crabbing when you promised me a gigabullrun?

>>57256386
it's a pedo word for pussy

>>57256185
Kek.

>>57256431
pedophelia is a hilarious topic

>>57256386
it's "portmanteau word", basically a combination of the words cute and funny

>>57256441
it just something that all the anime troons here have in common

>>57256431
>>57256446
ah, I've always thought it was short for cunnilingus so I've been using it that way irl but just among close bros

>>57256456
like 'gave her some cunny', 'she liked my cunny'

>>57256456
it's perfectly fine to use it in your everyday vocabulary

>>57256460
Why the fuck would you ever say that even if that really was what it meant?

>>57256460
lol

>>57256503
because he's a pedo too trying to troll us

>>57256503
bros say shit, I dno

>>57256279
I just created a buying opportunity. Wait until tunnel Jews strike oil in Brooklyn.

>>57256503
you're fucking retarded

>>57256456
>Slang term for "Vagina", often associated with lolicon or hentai imagery.

i wouldnt use pedo slang irl

>>57256369
Be extremely quiet and listen for Yiddish coming from your crawl spaces and basement.
I heard that home buyers are now requiring a tunnel Jew infestation report prior to closing.

>>57256543
most people here have 0 friends so why not go full retard irl

>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

https://youtu.be/zTuD8k3JvxQ?t=43

>>57256529
Pedo siding with pedo

>>57256522
>lego shit is a thing
that's it i'm shorting lego

premarket is getting my dick hard

>>57256694
Crabbing makes your dick hard? Wut?

>>57256694
everyday feels the same, I just keep losing money

Cpi is a sell the news event. Just like the btc etf. You heard it here first

CPI in 50 minutes, right?

>>57256848
>>57256898
Nervous, bobos?

>>57256898
Yes, and my bots are prepared to dump a gorillion shares of whatever you are holding, mere microseconds after market open

>>57256898
Left.

>>57256916
No, it's programmed. No emotion involved

>>57256923
>>57256938
>Dumps on the numbers
>Pumps on market open
>Bobo seethes even more

>DOW futures red
the streets will run red with blood at market open

>>57256955
No, this outcome is impossible according to my quantum-calculations

>>57256971
*Snap*

It’s over…

>>57253106
Let’s fking go!!!

>>57256898
CPI is priced in, the fed already decided on rate cuts. It's only going up from here.

How do I cope with the fact that I could've 2x my money just by investing in some bitcoin literally only 1 (one) year ago?

>>57256995
Ok, I don't like this timeline you brought me to, mumu. We pump in this one. Take me back

STOP POSTING COOMER BAIT IM DAY 11 NO GOON

>>57257044
>priced in
>going up
???

>>57252445
What's gonna happen to miners today? Are they gonna surge or tanks?

>>57257095
And you could have 4x your money if you bought alts. But now you’re sidelineddddd hahaha

Anybody know how Capo del Crypto is doing?

Semis will go even higher. Prove me WRONG.

>>57257129
Higher for longer, so tank.

>>57255912
There is literally no difference in who wins. Both parties want to maintain the status quo. The options are:

1. KMT win, America is mad
2. DPP win, China is mad
3. Japan restores sovereignty over the Taiwanese savages

Both are slightly bearish but you'd be mentally ill to think it means anything.

>>57256821
MSFT up 0.67%, NVDA up 1.37%. This is thousands of dollars for me. Also I have a thing for crustaceans.

Imagine owning anything but triple leveraged nvda

>>57257246
>anything but triple leveraged nvda
How about triple leveraged ARM? That shit will 20x within the next 5 years

>>57257246
It's over. https://shady-gang.github.io/vcc/

ARE YOU READY

>>57257151

>>57257276
Only if they shill AI

>>57257276
>>57257246
tripple leveraged vinfast

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>>57252445
Longehigherhighehrfijeslonger

3.4% LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

WTF 3,4 HAHAHAAHHAAHAHA
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE OMG HAHAHAAHA

CONSUMER PRICE INDEX - DECEMBER 2023

The Consumer Price Index for All Urban Consumers (CPI-U) increased 0.3 percent in December on a
seasonally adjusted basis, after rising 0.1 percent in November, the U.S. Bureau of Labor Statistics
reported today. Over the last 12 months, the all items index increased 3.4 percent before seasonal
adjustment.

The index for shelter continued to rise in December, contributing over half of the monthly all items
increase. The energy index rose 0.4 percent over the month as increases in the electricity index and
the gasoline index more than offset a decrease in the natural gas index. The food index increased 0.2
percent in December, as it did in November. The index for food at home increased 0.1 percent over the
month and the index for food away from home rose 0.3 percent.

The index for all items less food and energy rose 0.3 percent in December, the same monthly increase as
in November. Indexes which increased in December include shelter, motor vehicle insurance, and medical
care. The index for household furnishings and operations and the index for personal care were among
those that decreased over the month.

The all items index rose 3.4 percent for the 12 months ending December, a larger increase than the
3.1-percent increase for the 12 months ending November. The all items less food and energy index rose
3.9 percent over the last 12 months, after rising 4.0 percent over the 12 months ending November. The
energy index decreased 2.0 percent for the 12 months ending December, while the food index increased
2.7 percent over the last year.

>>57257314

>>57252445
Americans simply must consuuuuume

the market will recover by the afternoon

Put on the dress and lipstick it's time to get fucked

>>57257334
Yeah, I'm about to go drive my SUV to dunkin donuts and get some coffee.

>>57257324
>>57257328
what's happening

>>57257331
Priced in

>>57257347
the news boy don't you read it?

>JD up almost $1 overnight
>American inflation brings it back down
this is true pain

This can't be good

>>57257347
https://www.bls.gov/news.release/cpi.nr0.htm

>>57257151
Really? I think we'll see cuts by mid March.

>>57257351
no

Anyone investing in Novo Nordisk A/S (NVO) due to Ozempic? Seems like a miracle cure for weight loss/addiction.

>>57256066
>not to be alarming but I think we're close to ATH with a big CPI event today
>seems like quite the important day
Mwhahaha

>>57257324
>>57257328
>>57257331
Uhhh what does this mean for my spy calls? Can we get clown world?
Someone earlier mentioned the put/call ratio is 1.5 what does that mean also?
>>57254250

>US CPI MoM Actual 0.3% (Forecast 0.2%, Previous 0.1%)
>US Core CPI YoY Actual 3.9% (Forecast 3.8%, Previous 4.0%)
>US Core CPI MoM Actual 0.3% (Forecast 0.3%, Previous 0.3%)
>US CPI YoY Actual 3.4% (Forecast 3.2%, Previous 3.1%)
>US Initial Jobless Claims Actual 202k (Forecast 210k, Previous 202k)
>Fed swaps price in less monetary easing in 2024 after CPI.

>>57255212
>combat death rates dropped year over year
>10 deaths in 2021
>lines solidified
Glory to Putin!
3 Days to Kyiv!
>687 days later
>noooo, you can't sanction us!?!?
Always interesting how people view what could have been passed as a civil war, and is now self-proclaimed genocidal expansionist annexation on nuclear threats.

Letting the Kremlin and anyone attached get back to "normal" is Asking to see another war, and soon enough the nuclear closet.
>>57255255
Don't do that to Ms Swift, she isn't guilty of your idolatrous fantasy.
>>57255455
Better to pick 4 stocks that pay quarterly and have a stability, and balance them to get once a month. But if you're risk tolerant there are now a bunch of option based ETFs that will lose your money slow enough to make you think you're gaining, while paying nice dividends. Personally, and I wish I had done this, put half in trusts that are currently downcycle sectors, and don't ever touch them again.
>>57255912
>fanfic
China uses Taiwan like the US uses Cuba. It's a great near boogyman with zero real risk. The kind of thing you use to put the
>but Xi I thought everything you did was for the good of the Party!?
type guys into keeping tabs on.
Nobody gives a shit, and when they want a beach vacation away from people they might know...

>>57256369
Drop a silver dollar once an hour in different sections of the floor. If you hear scratching or see the floor bouncing, I suggest dynamite. Can't use gas, their noses are too good. They'll flee before it builds up.

>>57256518
That apple is 1/100th the value of a mobik, you treat it right.

>>57257129
Which kind of miners?

>>57257182
DNC wants to put more into funding gibsmedats that require veggies at the grocery that require unskilled labor, but they want the groceries cheap so they'll try to leave the border open to indentured servant bearners.
RNC wants to put more into bankers and unscrupulous industries who cut corners and manipulate markets.

>>57257331
Higher Longer

>>57257364
It sounds like it fucks you up more than being overweight does actually.

So are the numbers bad or good? I don't get it

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>57257388
bad

Priced in.

>>57257388
Bad, inflation up and jobless claims down. Powell wants the reverse for both

>>57257388
Nothing can stop the golden goose called nvda

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>>57257388
They're irrelevant.

>>57257392
>>57257400
So I should sell my calls... Right?

>>57257388
YoY is good, but not coming fast enough

>>57257359
>I think we'll see cuts by mid March.
TOP FUCKING KEK!

>>57257388
They're relevant.

So buy gold?

>>57257407
I'd wait to see what happens at the open

>>57257407
I’m not even invested in the markets, anymore. You do you.

It's so over

>>57257418
I sold, excuse my paper hands. -160 in losses is not too bad and it's dumping more right now so I feel vindicated

>>57257359
Certified retard watching too much cnbc

>this CPI news
Just sold all my stocks, it's over

>>57257372
All it means is people fucked off at work in Novermber. Relax your tit grip

>>57257388
Means the rate stays above 5% until summer 2024, at least. Not going below 4% this year. Might get hiked if it keeps climbing, but, again, it really just means people were fucking off at work in November and cost of goods to actual labor went up. Won't realy know until March.

Target is 2%? We're not gonna see 2% until 2028 at this pace

>>57257377
MARA
WULF
Clsk
Migi

DXY and 10Y flipped on a dime. I fucking love this shit. Stonks gonna bleed

>>57257359
>
>cuts by march with 0,2% above expectation LOL

OIL ISN'T EVEN HIGH

>>57257442
>oh nooooo, we're doubling at 24 years instead of 36, for 5 years of a cycle!??!
eehh.

>>57257426
rate hikes back on the menu

>>57257442
nooooo but if they don't start cutting early they might overcorrect noooooo

>>57257442
Because rates need to be at volcker era levels, we aren’t doing enough

Ok its getting stale

Hypothetically speaking, what would Jerome do if next month's CPI also goes up another 0.3?

so this means it will pump on opening right?

i dont know a lot about stocks shall i just stick my money into an index fund instead?

>>57257472
still not baking

>>57257484

>>57257411
yoy is ABHORRENTLY BAD
Imagine 3,4% with 5,25-5,5% rates after two years of high inflation.>>57255194
CATASTROPHICALLY BAD

NEW
>>57257495
>>57257495
>>57257495
>>57257495
Didn’t put name in OP. Don’t care, make the thread next time you lazy fucks

>>57257479
yeah probably

>>57257516
>>57257516

>>57257520
Retard

>>57257526
other tard didnt put the name in the title

>>57257359
absolutely retarded. cuts not until q3 at minimum. stop trying to front run the fed.

>>57257537
Don’t care

>>57257570
then don't bake

>>57257570
>>57257613
Ok I've had enough
I've ordered some bread

>>57254226
shitty workers doing nothing get canned. same old sob story