/biz/ - Business & Finance

One of the markers of inflation is under 3%.

>>57245643
what do you think she smells like?

>>57245643

Inflation…

stocks

What a dogshit bake.

>More word salad to make them feel good about censoring the shit out of everything.
Thanks, Google!

imagine not buying chink stocks at this massive discount

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CgD2UpvQNaE
AVE, AVE, AVE MARIA
AVE, AVE MARIA

>>57245674
worst thread yet

>>57245661
Fermented rotten european fish, cottage cheese, vinegar, rotten meat, and french blue cheese

>>57245643
repeating digits determines their next catastrophe and number of casualties

>>57245643
Not this fucking goblin...

>>57245643
Poorfag dividend investor reporting for duty.

Finally reached $.01/hour even while I sleep. Should be bringing in a dollar a day in a month or so after taxes come in.

I wanna see NQ break through the 200ma on the 1 minute chart. It's been bouncing off it repeatedly, other than the quick sell through and pull back earlier this morning

>>57245678
Salve Regina!

>>57245677
I'm all in. Nice dubs.

>>57245679

>>57245643
no its crabbing :(
dont play pre cpi day

fast threads mean something BIG is about to happen, I'm holding onto my QQQ puts

>>57245693
OOOOOOOHHHHH CLEMENS
OOOOOHHHHH-OOOOHHHH-OOOOOHHHH PIA
OHHHHHHHHH-OOOOHHHH-OOOOOOHHHHHH-OOOOOOOHHHH DULCIS
VIRGO MARIA

S A V E
A
V
E

>>57245730
>fast threads

being a boilnigger is complete agony. I wish ten thousand curses on the boiltard for ever shilling it, and ten thousand curses on my past self for listening to him. My UNG is doing infinitely better, and by infinitely I mean it's not actively exploding on red days and makes decent progress on green days, whereas boil (cursed be both its name and its shill) explodes into ten thousand pieces on its red days and barely, only barely, beats UNG on its green days, and sometimes even underperforms.
>cloudflare now before captcha too
guess i've been gone for a long time and gookmoot is up to his old tricks again.

>>57245730
nice, right before CPI and PPI too. ty for your [continued] sacrifice!

>>57245676
tldr? jews?

>>57245789
Yeah, dude wasn't here during the 2020-21 madness lmao. I think we're on #2 for the day.

>>57245789
newfags don't remember when these threads open and closed in 45 mins

>>57245813
It was all bobo and mumu posting the thread had no substance. When the thread moves I only come during weekends because that's when the real conversations take place.

>>57245734
God bless you, anon.

KYS OP edition

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Live CNBC stream:
https://www.newslive.com/business/cnbc-live-free.html

>Brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market dictonary:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

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>>57245797
>[continued]
not this time mumu... not this time

>>57245839
>weekends because that's when the real conversations take place.
Because I'm drunk off my ass up in here spouting nonsense.

>>57245846
Nah the threads are slow enough nowadays to have a real convo during weekdays.

shit day

>>57245861
Same.

>>57245730
my finger hurts from scrolling the thread's going so fast

>>57245868
Hold on, don't tell me you're phonefagging instead of just a simple end key tap.

>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
https://youtu.be/zTuD8k3JvxQ?t=43

oilbros not like this..

>>57245887

>>57245893
>-0.12%
...

>>57245893
You will recover unless you're a boilnigger LIKE ME with an IQ of 82, then you need to dig a way out the best you can. jan 19th needs to hurry up and get here so I can sell new ITM calls on garbage faggot boil and try to claw back my losses.

SPX upside pressure building

>>57245913
H-hot.

Im thinking about a YOLO position on MSTR, no options, holding stocks, of 1 million $, hope to 2x this and retire. Thoughts? The premium is still too high and ETF news will dump it wether approved or not?

I find miners too risky, let alone options, so MSTR is it. Question is, where is the bottom before the premium gets adjusted to reality and then it can start going up in a healthy rate?

>>57245861
i had fun, i meal prepped a bunch of aglio e olio spaghetti for lunch this week. about to eat some now and play some vidya for the rest of the day. might even jerk off too if im feeling zesty

Man, how about this fast thread? Speed of fuckin sound I tell ya what.

/SMG/bros... I'm officially GREEEN again!! (All-time)

shill me a risky shitstock that could 5x RIGHT NOW

>>57245843
imagine being such a fucking autistic retard you have the urge to post the links like 20 minutes after the thread has already been going.

>>57246009
AAPL.

bitcoin approval today after close. MARA will surge in postmarket, open high tomorrow, then dump hard.

this is the worst smg in the history of smgs

>Verification not required.

>>57246003
i hope to join you soon!! (in 3 years)

>>57246040
You are the worst.

>>57246038
sorry, sweaty
Gary will reject it on the basis of it being to easily manipulated and in favor of Elistabeth Warren, with yesterday's event being a false-flag

Limit On Close is the most based order type. That's typically when the volume is highest.

>>57246055
Hell yeah if you fags are gonna avatar spam DDadario is a good chice.

>>57246057
quads confirmed, Mara is over

>have $1.6m @ 29
>have never gaped a woman

>>57246064
Nice pair of tits. Do you think the SPY bottomed?

LUNCHTIME THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmGd-cx-dXc

>>57246076
oof. Use a little of that to buy a prostitute before you become a wizard

>>57246076
Smh how you get 1.6 mil by 29. I’m 26 and I feel like I’m balling with 170k

>>57246077
Yeah, until 530 THEN we die.

>>57246093
>I’m 26 and I feel like I’m balling with 170k
Anon I'm 24 and only have 50k, stop crying

>>57246093
Gee, I thought I was ballin so hard at 28 with 83k that I was a nutsack. How do you do it bros?

>>57246100
>THEN we die.
I'm all for it.

You guys did buy MARA this morning, right?

>>57246104
I (still kinda) lived at home post college… could have saved more had my ex not been so high maintenance

>>57246122
My reasoning being reaching an approximate inflation adjusted ATH.

this nigga doesn't get nearly enough hate

Name this chart

>>57246144

>>57246015
literally kill yourself faggot

VIX RISING
LETSA GOOO

>>57246144
All FED chairs just print money, so they're all faggots.

>>57246144
THE FUCK YOU GON DO? DOORS STILL OPEN NIGGA!

>>57246110
>>57246128
Living at home no obligations desu

why have big banks been so erratic? they own the markets right?

>>57246159
wow, sorry did I hit a nerve?

>>57246144
Are you too hard for a soft landing?

Hope BTC dies today, bros.

>>57246215
Based. BTC fags are just that fags.

GOD WHY IS AMD SUCH A FUCKING SCAM?

I KNEW I SHOULDVE KEPT SHORTING AND SELLING OPEN CALLS ON THIS USELESS SEMI BAG GENERATOR.

FUCK

I just got another dividend payment by PBR and I am worried that I am participating in criminal activity. Something is fishy.

>>57246209
>Trillionaires are invested in stonks
>If stonks go down, they won't be trillionaires anymore
>Stonks can't go down even if the economy crashes with no survivors
>Invest in stonks
>???
>Win

Post YFW you made this mind-blowing realization

>>57246237
>You make 10% on your $10.000, profiting $1000
>The trillionaire makes 10% on his $1T, profiting $100B.

>>57246237
I literally knew that before I started investing in the stoxk market. But boomer money is going to run out because they are all going to cash out at the same time

>>57245943
>>57245943
>>57245943
anyone?

>>57246144
dont talk about DADDY like that!!!

>FXI

>>57246287
>they are all going to cash out at the same time
They literally can't, that's the beauty of it. If they all cash out, all their cash is gonna be worthless

>>57246288
MSTR just get the fuck out you insufferable BTC fag.

>>57246299
No, the first ones will win and the others will get what they deserve.

>>57245691
>Faunachad
Hello to you.

Damn, oil simply cannot catch a break.
>unexpected increase in crude stocks
"unexpected" eh? I wonder if XOM will ever fall to its lowest support (77 isch right now). XOM is getting weirdly sold off as of late

Uhm... Marathonbros????

>>57246315
>XOM is getting weirdly sold off as of late
That's because on the merger It's an all equity one and Pioneer shareholders might not want to be XOM shareholders and sell stock.

Imagine being invested in any stock that Warren Buffet is heavily invested in, you are just a baggie when he pulls the plug.

>>57246297
>earth
i prefer trading on the Corneria exchanges

>>57245677
I'm 17% down on my China ETF.

I'll never recover.

>>57246325
He killed Munger for buying BABA instead of his bags.

>>57246317
Feels good nigga

>>57246341
You used a leveraged etf didn't you?

>>57246237
>stonks go up less than hyperinflation
>coiners go up more than hyperinflation
>>new oligarchs form

>>57246342
He is a great man, but he is cutthroat and knows the game.

>>57246354
No. It's down 47% over three (3) years.

>>57246317
Did they figure out how to power cars and make plastic out of piss?!?!???

>>57246315
Love the Fauner, simple as

>>57246367
45, sorry. Not 47

>>57246359
>>stonks go up less than hyperinflation
New cope?

NVIDIA 2017-2024: +800%
Bitcoin 2020-2024:+500%

Recession is baked in the cake

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kos-FsmDesU

>>57246394
>2017-2024
2020-2024 ofc

>>57246110
> How do you do it bros?
This sounds like a shitpost it's been said so much but unironically working in tech.

If you're a burger go join a tech development program. Get paid shit (high COLA) for 2-3 years and then almost triple your pay.

> t. retard who went from 107 to 265 base

>>57246360
More of a cutthroat than anything else.
>>57246393
YGMI.

watching the tastyjews on jewtube again for a few minutes.
>just roll the strangle
>just open the iron condor
>just roll it up
>just roll it down
>just roll it out
>just roll
rolling is a fake concept. its actually called realizing a loss and opening a new position

WHAT IN TARNATION WAS THAT?

Why is it so whippy now? Why can't we just get a clear move where it doesn't get reversed in 5 seconds?

>>57246428
>Now is the time to buy Real Estate!!

lol

>>57246442
Tf are you talking about? I'm up 2% lmfao

>>57246448
I cannot wait for summer.

>>57246448
>>57246460
i will never buy affordable housing... i will be a rentoid forever... i will eat the bugs... i will drink the onions... AND I WILL LIKE IT

>>57246288
why u prefer MSTR oven btc etf or bitcoin itself

>>57246144
sir. he saved us from the federal reserve from overprinting; even though he was part of the conversation to make it happen, so he could then 'adjust' inflationary rates from 0% like the god damn hoodlums they are. Fuck. How did America have 0% interest rates years on end? Why did congress do nothing to stop this?

>>57246442
bond auction happening rn

>>57246484
Yes, I like making money and real estate is a losing position and I will not hold your bags.

>>57246506
>and real estate is a losing position
are you a rentoid too anon?

>>57246506
>Hordes of immigrants pouring into the country every day.
>Literally cannot keep up with housing
>Turning highschools into migrant centers
>"real estate is a losing position"
How dumb are you anon?

SHORT COIN, MARA, MSTR, RIOT
Screencap this as all these crypto stocks will plummet once ETF is announced and BTC drops like a rock

>>57246538
>>57246538
are you ready to be taxed for your unrealized gains on your "property" that you "own"

>>57246394
Stonks have and always will outperform inflation. That's a major part of the market. It's the single best inflationary hedge on the planet.
>>57246379
The single most based man in this thread. She's pretty fun and I like to have her Skyrim videos in the background while I'm working. Quite relaxing

>>57246533
I own a house, but I'm not a boomer that thinks buying up housing and renting it out was going to last in the long term. Even commercial real estate is a bubble being propped up. Now buying land on the otherhand...

>>57246486
Because banks block transactions to exchanges and I dont want to get hacked and lose my networth anyway. And I want some leverage and not pay a fee. And im from EU so no ETF anyway.
BTC is too pumped to get rich from it, I need some leverage so MSTR seems like the way to go.

>>57246538
>hollow mass of matter that is thermodynamically unstable, assembled on a flat disk floating in endless space
>value

Pick one.

>>57246559
>are you ready to be taxed for your unrealized gains on your "property" that you "own"
Better not own any stocks either by that logic retard and that is already a thing it is called property tax.
>You will own nothing and you will be happy.
Enjoy your bugs, i'll

>>57246582
>Flat earther
>trying to make any point
Go upstairs to your moms kitchen and drink all the bleach.

>>57245943
Yes buy high sell low. All of crypto stocks have gone up 300%+ and you are literally buying the top. But you do you champ, it's your money to lose.

>>57246606
https://www.reuters.com/world/us/us-supreme-court-ponders-meaning-income-tax-dispute-2023-12-05/

Cool can't wait. We're gonna be so progressive. Meet you in the gulag.

>>57246635
The trend is your friend and the trend is up until proven otherwise. You are the one that keeps waiting for the trend to reverse and miss all the gains. The ETF may be priced in and we are for a local dump but there is more bullish news: halving will be frontrunned for months.

The question is, what is a good MSTR entry that is reasonable.

>>57246573
>I own a house, but I'm not a boomer that thinks buying up housing and renting it out was going to last in the long term.
based i hate the landlord larp

>When The Glow Of The Blood-Stained Moon Shines Upon The Land, The Aimless Spirits Of Slain Monsters Return To Flesh. The World Is Threatened Once Again

>>57246575
You are retarded and shouldn't enter this trade.

>>57246681
Also the younger generations are priced out of even renting and I don't want to hold onto an asset when they start killing greedy faggots.

>>57246665
>America does some shit tax rules
>Sell everything and move somewhere else
Sucks to be poor anon. I will not see you in the gulag.

>>57246741
>when they start killing greedy faggots
you mean their parents?

>>57246724
My reasonings have been challenged here. Everyone in here is a retarded broke zoomer except me.

>>57246755
Maybe, still it's a problem that I don't want to be associated with. It's fucking criminal.

>>57246754
>somewhere else
**inserts street shitter jeet webm**

>>57246741
yet they'll shut down school in new york city so the illegals can sleep in the gym to avoid being rained on

Bought more BABA.

>>57246764
Yup just proving my point. Keep posting.

>>57246676
>relying on TA especially on something as volatile as crypto

>>57246786
You bring nothing.
>>57246798
Not even TA, simple supply and demand and market psychology. ETF being announced was a clear all in move. MSTR will be 1000$, the question is where is a good entry before that.

>>57246774
>inserts argentina
Lo siento anon

>>57245792
Did you not pay attention to support and resistance? I sold on the way up from 24-25/share and finally a large part of my BOIL at the final resistance level so I could day trade crypto trash like MARA and BITF today.

FYI, Nat Gas following within my bearish and bullish paths from last quarter. The actual bull run in natty gas won't actually start until Feb-Mar.

>>57246317
>>57246344
>>57246369
I left some MARA and BITF on the table from last week's bottoms

>>57246782
BDSM clubs are cheaper desu

So which bubble is bigger? Tech or real estate?

Prepare for more melt up bobo

>>57246782
I want to buy more CHINA, but I'm out of buying power and I'm trapped in TSLA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>57246764
how much money do you have, how did you make it (start from $0 and use % gains per age and why) and how old are you now?
you sound retarded and I'm curious about what your brain thinks of as "broke"

>>57246818
>BDSM clubs are cheaper desu
There's not even a slight chance of turning a profit on that. Unless I upload my ballbag being crushed on the hub or some shit.
>>57246827
Me too, I have about 1k euros pay that is late...Imagine how furious I am.

thinking of slurping gas
anyone else slurping?

>>57246868
>thinking of slurping gas
Yes, but with what? I don't have any cash.

>>57246868
Nope, biggest mistake of my life and I am still hodling with no end in sight.

I swear to fuck, if Coke Boomer bottom ticked BABA...

>>57246868
I fomoed into soxl, no slurping power

>>57246818
Will you hold miner stocks like MARA throught the halvening? I think the last years ROI are too high by now and a correction is needed but the bullish narrative is too strong for the comming months unless soft landing being fake hits the market sooner than expected, thats the only thing I can see where this shit goes back to single digits.

Im looking for a cool 3x on a million dollar trade, I like to hold things and not use leverage that could get me liquidated. If BTC does not die, then a company like MARA should eventually deliver if the trade goes south.

MSTR is another option. People will always want a leverage that's lower risk and nobody is bringing a better asset than MSTR for a BTC hold with a cool premium.

>>57246860
>There's not even a slight chance of turning a profit on that.

The chances are still greater than investing in BABA. If you had to invest in chinkland you should have been in PDD, whish has been killing it with Temu since they got the mutts to sign up with their SuperBowl Ad campaign.

Since JPMorgan has been shilling China since New Years I'd be very cautious in assuming this is a bottom. Prepare for another capitulation flush by retail before a bounce in March.

COME ON TSLA BACK TO $242 SO I CAN GET OUT OF THIS SHIT

>>57245699
Checked, Buy YY

>>57246812
>HJM88
handjob mate?

>>57246902
I posted a bitcoin cycle chart in this thread: >>57245564
Short term we're going to get some weakness. I think if we get a move above 48K then it'll be a local top at 52K and a drop back to 42-44K (or worse). Then a sideways move into March-April.

As far as soft landing, the CPI estimate from the Fed's nowcasting shows it is higher than what the market anticipates. We'll see how the nasdaq moves in the morning. IMO, it's best to have a lot of cash on the side for the coming quarter to buy dips at strategic points and not get caught up in the FOMO. You can still just day trade MARA and the rest in meantime.

>>57246827
>but I'm out of buying power
surely you can still buy on margin right anon?

>>57246915
>PDD
No CFO since founding no revenue breakdowns "just trust me we're growing at 100%". Selling bootleg products prolly going to get banned because of it, e-commerce is their only business no logistics no cloud no nothing. All at a 33 P/E. No thanks, not buying PooDuoDuo.

>>57246988
No I used all my margin

>>57246995
>relying on Chinese accounting
>thinking having a CFO matters
bruh the only thing that matters is price action. You make money on price. Fundamentals in Chinkland is already fugazi so you could at least be bullish on the right stock. Probably having no CFO is helping them pump the stock lol. You think NVDA having a CFO is keeping them honest either LMAO?

Any CRWD bros in here? im feeling pretty comfy right now but whats with the run up lately?

I swear we will crab until the end of time. The market does not move anymore

>>57247036
>CFO matters
It does matter when it comes to Chink blue chip companies and I want to see revenue breakdowns PDD just says "trust me bro".
>Fundamentals in Chinkland is already fugazi so you could at least be bullish on the right stock
In retrospect PDD was the right pick, but now it's not the Chink stock to be bullish on.
>Probably having no CFO is helping them pump the stock lol.
Yeah because they're probably running a scam.

why do people buy the yellow stuff

It's so fucking boring watching the NQ bounce around in little 5 point candles back and forth

>>57247092
Probably because we're entering a high inflation period which is not so good for stocks, especially when they're overvalued af.

>>57247000
based

>>57247092
they watch too many commercials

>>57247087
Ok whatever man. I tried to help you but you refuse. Keep on spamming /smg/ with your crybaby posts until BABA breaks support and I get to scoop up that trash in the 50s using profits from 500 P/E growth stocks when the Sh!t&P!ss hits 5000

Stocks should stop going up. This price action is unreasonable

Anybody else making money on TLT puts? #LetsGoBrandon #HigherForLonger

>>57247139
>using profits from 500 P/E growth stocks when the Sh!t&P!ss hits 5000
Make sure you time the market right otherwise you'll be holding those bags for 30years.

>>57247043
Hello from angbang

>>57246856
You are calling a smart person retarded.

>>57247172
>Bullish on MSTR
>You are calling a smart person retarded.

>>57247159
nibba I've been in this game since the 90s. Go and learn the 18.6 year cycle before you talk to grownups before you throw your money into China as it's going into Japanification.

>>57247043
This can't be right... What do these guys even do? Give loans to victims of systemic oppression or something?

SPY 500 EOM

>>57247207
I know about the 18.6y real estate cycle. Doesn't change the fact that you're holding overvalued stock hoping for a fool greater than yourself to take it off your hands.

>>57245677
i pulled out of China50 in December. Should I jump back in now?

>>57247244
Yes.
This is financial advice.

>>57247243
>doesn't change the fact you don't know how to make use of bubbles

Then you know we haven't even hit peak bubble yet. All other asset classes follow the Real Estate cycle. And there's plenty more credit to be issued from Home Equity Lines. LIQUIDITY MUDDAHFUGGER!? DO YOU SPEAK IT?

Who's your favorite chinese philosopher, /smg/?

>>57247273
Dum Gai

>>57245930
I NEED TO COOM

>>57247268
Not many people can time a market top, and these bubbles end very fast when everyone tries to exit at the same time. I don't play the bubble games.
>>57247273
Lao Tzu

>Twitch announces new transcoding shit with Nvidia and OBS to cut down operating costs and put the brunt of work on streamers themselves

>Next day they lay off and fire 500 FUCKING EMPLOYEES, over 1/3 of the whole workforce

>Twitch partners shitting in panic and hinting that Prime Gaming will be the next thing to go

Bros, should I be making calls and long AMZN stock right now? We might witness the biggest shitshow since MySpace shutting down kek

>>57247314
Twitch shutting down would be such a gift.

>>57247304
>Lao Tzu

>>57247330
He's the only Chink I've read a book from.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>57247304
Look dude. You do you. Just stop spamming /smg/ with emo posts each time BABA makes a new low. You're making this place more depressing than it should be

>>57245913
timing the market is timing the market.

Boo I don't like this V shape reversals. They don't play well with my ta setup.

>>57247340
Read Liezi and Zhuangzi too

>>57247325
It would be even funnier to see all of those zoomer shills cry and bitch when they have to get back to the IRL workforce. Expect to see even the richest ones like xqc, asmon, etc. all go broke overnight because they are useless and retarded with money.

What just happened

>>57247350
I'm going to shitpost whatever I want. Plus it's very undervalued and there's only political risk concerning the stock. Not many shill undervalued stocks here just pump and dumps, "passive investing" and FAG sevens.

MLK Rally is a go!

>>57247385
asmon is so retarded he can't even spend what he's got. So in that sense he's safe but also might as well not have it in the first place

>>57247397
bitcoin ETF got rejected is my guess

>>57247340

I'd like to talk to the TMF shill

>>57247403
>chink stocks
>undervalued
then be a damn namefag at least so we can filter you while Xi keeps trying to stop his real estate bubble from crashing his country.

For a guy who cares so much about bubbles you sure an't tracking that one...

>>57247397
Market just fantasised that the Fed will not only soon print x amount of more trillions but instead x+y amount of trillions.
This is basically precum.

HOOKED

>>57247405
no june tenth rally, international womans day rally, holocaust remembrance day rally, indigenous peoples day rally, or election day rallies...

>>57246484
Based.

>>57247379
Add them to the reading list it's long though idk when I'll get to them.
>>57247441
Wow nice pic now show the US one they don't have a reserve ratio requirement. 5-10% is pretty high globally but you wouldn't know that. The bubble popped in china that's why the market has been down for 3 years. Anyway keep slurping AAPL at 30 P/E and declining revenues. If you think China is overvalued you should unironically get an MRI of your head, because something ain't right with it.

>>57247483
Everything in moderation

>candle green

>bobos

>>57247512
>Wow nice pic now show the US one they don't have a reserve ratio requirement.
Now you know who's the superior bubble. Dollar Milkshake makes assets go pop. Reserve Currency NIBBA? DO YOU SPEAK IT?

I'll wait for Xi to deal with his domestic issues and see how BRICs wants to usurp the throne from the Mutts.

Gentlemen, i am currently in the process of UNBEHEEEEEMING MYSELF

>>57247560
Your little milkshake theory isn't good for your debt ridden stocks that trade at 50 P/E ratios.
>I'll wait for Xi to deal with his domestic issues and see how BRICs wants to usurp the throne from the Mutts.
Yeah you'll buy near the top and feel smug about your 30% gain instead of buying near a bear market bottom and making 200%.

I don't feel so good

Anons, it you had to pick one insanely undervalued stock, which one would it be?

Restrictions:
>10$ currently
<50$ currently, and never reached that amount (to exclude meme stocks that exploded once)

>Chesapeake and southwestern to merge creating $17 billion natural gas company
Natty brap bros how is this looking?

>>57247560
>still believes there will be dollar menu milkshakes after bidenomics

>>57247633
Microsoft

>>57247227
Cybersecurity that's not Okta, with AI sprinkled in.

>>57247606
Bro you need to fully comprehend the cycles. The dollar milkshake theory lays out what to look for. You notice that update was in 2020 before Russia-Ukraine sh!t happened. You can look for the steps along the way. Sh!t isn't rocket science. There are stages in a bubble that can be determined ahead of time. These boats don't just turn on a dime like a somali pirate's fishing raft.

>>57247606
30%? nibba have you not traded MARA since last quarter? Pearls before swine I swear...

>>57247633
>>10$ currently
><50$ currently, and never reached that amount (to exclude meme stocks that exploded once)
the smartest /smg/ poster

>>57247640
dollar menu still even exists in hyperinflation? fuck me I gotta buy more NVDA because it's incorrectly priced!

>>57247648
The US bubble does not concern me I'll see it when it pops. What's obvious is that the China bubble popped and It's only up from here.

>>57247687
>China bubble popped
oh sweet summer child. you're just starting the Japan phase of sideways action. Enjoy your crabbing

Prepare for one more push. Pushing bobos shit back in.

Maybe we'll actually get a fucking move in the NQ tomorrow that doesn't have a fuck ton of wicks and tails on every god damn candle because market maker faggots can't decide on a direction

>tfw almost a quarter million dollars

I swear, if we get a sour hour reversal...

>>57247701
Kek all the talk about cycles yet you can't see a cycle even if it's put right in front of your eyes.

>>57247712
Nothing will happen. The market will just chop up and down repeatedly

You're beginning to believe aren't you?

S&P 9000 EOY
I just updated my portfolio to a conservative 50% SPXL & 50% TMV

>>57247671
knock yourself out. AI's impact on the economy will be no greater than that of the fax machine

>>57247731
Based "it's over 9000" Jeff poster.

>>57247633
I'll use your meme exception for the case of post-IPO shenanigans and say CAVA
>disclosing that i just bought 236 shares for about $10k

>>57247687
>the China bubble popped and It's only up from here.
Yeah? How are you going to capitalize on a market where all you can do is buy shares in a shell company, where legally your shares mean jack shit? What's the difference in buying those shares and buying chuck-e-cheese tokens and calling them Alibaba?
Better yet, is your capital safe when the country your investing in is inching further and further toward totalitarianism and business executives just goes missing on the regular?

>>57247719
move along kid

>>57247750
I was being sarcastic but I wouldn't be surprised if the Mag7 moved up just because of this reason. Sh!t&P!ss in real dollars still isn't at ATH.

>>57247712
Nope. melt up time. dip is down and spy 500 by spring.

>>57247457
lmao

>>57247757
I don't only own BABA there are many chink stocks with a primary listing on the HKEX that I own equity in. BABA will most likely have a primary listing on HKEX in 2024, also this is always a something brought up during bottoms in Chink stocks, like clockwork really, I guess the dividends they're paying are also not real.

>>57247796
lfg

>>57247816
nvidia at 700 by spring too btw.

Bros I just got rated for VA disability, $2500/mo(cola increases every year). I wish I had applied 10 years ago when I got out but nothing I can do about that now. I turn 32 in a few days and currently make $86k/yr in a do nothing office job. Mortgage is only $950/mo in a low cost of living area. I think I'm just going to dump it all into FXAIX and soft retire at 45. Maybe get a part time job at a cigar shop or something as I'll be covered under VA healthcare. Not trying to gloat or anything I just don't plan on telling anyone irl except my wife and needed to get this off my chest/bounce this off some people.

remember: 4,796.56 is all time closing high of the spx

this is mania but who cares

>>57247875
Now account for inflation.

im a bear but I wanna see power hour to 480
jussayin

MY TA DOESN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO HERE. I CAN'T DO ANYTHING. FUCK EVERYTHING I'M STAYING IN CASH FOR NOW.

>>57247872
What's your disability?

>>57247227
there's definitely a problem, P/E ratio under 1 means the company is probably bankrupt

>>57247887
you thought you were smart just now, didn't you?
that number was set January 3rd, 2022.

>>57247903
Being a zogbot lmaoooo gottem.

>>57247750
Baggot you never congratulated my wolverines for winning the national title. Now is a great time to do so, and I'm waiting.

You did buy RR when I told you to, didnt you?

>>57245643
>>57247909

anons
what gun stocks do we go big on?

>>57247921
Anon, it's 2024...

>>57247916
so what you're saying is I should be purchasing puts on everything with a p.e under 1 and calls on everything with a p/e over 1?

>>57247325
>Twitch shutting down
I'm wetting myself thinking about those cringe streamers who would become suddenly jobless

>>57247903
rated 70% for mental health 50% for migraines and 10% for tinnitus. don't think I'll be able to push for 100% but I'm going to try because that's an extra $2300.

>>57247901
>'M STAYING IN CASH FOR NOW.
enjoy being poor.

>>57247927
look just cause your faggots in yellow won a football game against a team who's mascot is a fat kid, you want a fucking congratulations? fuck you, and your fucking weasles.

BOBO??

>>57247952
>but I'm going to try because that's an extra $2300

>>57247872
Damn, congrats

>>57247975
You know what baggot fuck YOU. You've had a big attitude problem lately and everyone has noticed chud! You better start being more positive or even your gookfu is going to get tired of it and leave you.

>>57247816
>s&p 500 by spring
lmao okay go ahead with your permadoomer bearish bets bobo. This is why we'll see S&P 7000 by spring, EVERYONE is still too bearish

>buy O
>buy schd
>buy spy, voo, vti

we're all gonna make it.
I'm also well aware this is likely the frenzy period and i wouldn't be surprised if there's a bear market coming up in six months

>>57248043
I think xhe meant SPY, the ETF, $500, whereas S&P would be 5000. Either way fuck it we ball.

>>57248043
bruh he said spy.

>TFW if I yoloed even more money yesterday into my shitty underperforming MSFT option, I would've been up 500%

How do you cope with facts like these, anons?

>>57248072
I thought we agreed upon March?

>>57248073
>>57248079
>bruh he said spy.
I know what he said SPY 500 is a ridiculous prediction. We're in the beginning stages of the strongest economy in US history during the golden bull run. What I'm saying is that SPY 500 is a bearish, permadoomer prediction. SPY 700 by spring is more realistic and reflects current conditions

>>57248103
>How do you cope with facts like these, anons?
But did you lose money? (not counting daily 6% inflation)

If I were a gambling man I’d trade spy puts here for the handle to the cup

>>57248103
>I yoloed even more money yesterday into my shitty underperforming MSFT option
This is how you cope.

>>57248111
Sell in may and go away

>>57248103
For me it’s worse than losing money and it happens all the time.

>>57246310
The first ones are dead and passed on their wealth either to big organizations or to their millennial off-spring who are then going to burn all that wealth into smoke on finite goods and services.

>>57248122
>But did you lose money?
Yes, because I bought the option before the Jan 2 crash. I'm still down 40% on it (previously down 90%)

>>57248117
>Consecutive 13% months
Bezos the bull I fuckin kneel.

>>57245676
>Sensitive events include those with major social, cultural, or political impact such as civil emergencies, natural disasters, public health crises, terrorism, conflict, mass violence or jew tunnels.

>>57248152
Oh. Well, shit, sucks to suck senpai. You'll get em next time.

>>57248167
>sucks to suck
How do I stop sucking?

banking

>>57248178
My advice is to stop gambling on options, or at least set a small, reserved portion of your liquidity to do so. This is, in fact, financial advice.

>>57248023
>You better start being more positive or even your gookfu is going to get tired of it and leave you.
She left me and went back to Korea last week, moron.

>>57248117
>What I'm saying is that SPY 500 is a bearish, permadoomer prediction
saying the market is going to go up modestly isnt exactly a bearish take dude.

>>57248190
>reserved portion of your liquidity to do so
But this is what I already do anon. I don't gamble more than 5% of my invested money at a time

>>57248232
Then git gud or quit yer bitchin. Gotta know when to hold em and when to fold em.

>>57248174
>>57248174
Baked

>>57248126
yay I’m right again. Still in cash

>>57248227
>saying the market is going to go up modestly isnt exactly a bearish take dude.
Yes it is. Is a S&P 4800 EOY prediction bullish because it's higher than the current price? No, it's bearish because it means there will be a lot of down days and reasons for the market to stall out.
S&P 5000 by spring is bearish because it means only a 4% rise from current prices. 4% over two months? That's a lot of deep red days, a lot of stagnating, a lot of underperformance. It's a bearish prediction by a permadoomer bobo. S&P 7000 on the other hand is a realistic, but not really bullish prediction.
Let's review:
>loosest financial conditions in years
>strongest economy in US history
>adults in the white house
>consumer spending strongest in history
>Mag 7 stronger than ever
>earnings booming
>accommodative bond yields
>simulative interest rates

>>57247887
He doesn’t know how so he will be relegated to shitposting

Banked

Caking

>>57247710
Congratulations anon, you can move to Italy and live from hostel to hostel in an area with a beautiful landscape and nice warm sun
Why don't you?

>>57248756
Aiming for at least 2 mil so I can do all that and fuck italian trannies on the regular.

>>57248774
You're willing to sell the best youngest years of your life just so you can consoom??

>>57248805
I need money to support a future family.