/biz/ - Business & Finance

Damn I meant to post this but hey it still works

>The CEOs of PinDuoDuo, Jingdong, and Alibaba are hauled before a court on charges of financial crimes.
>This being China, they're all guilty.
>And, this being China, when the court finds them guilty the judge sentences them to bizarre sentences.
>"First," the judge says to the PinDuoDuo CEO, "your crimes were not so bad. For failing to report Temu earnings properly, I sentence you to only wearing cheap rags from Temu for the rest of your life"
>"Your crimes" he says to the Jingdong CEO, "were worse. For overstating ad revenue by 30%, you will pay 30% more tax on every dollar you earn. Let that be a lesson for you."
>Lastly he turns to the Alibaba CEO and says, "Your crimes, however, were the worst of all. For planning a fraudulent multibillion dollar IPO, laundering fortunes for the enemies of China, and leading a treasonous conspiracy against President Xi himself, I sentence you to keep all your money in Alibaba stock."

I have 20k to invest. Shill me on stocks. Already balls deep in MSFT and have plenty of NVDA.

Oil.

>>57241936
Assuming you actually want to diversify (don't know why you would though), I guess I'd go for AMZN, AMD, and Eli Lilly. Maybe XOM if you believe in oil. Nice divvies at least.
US tech for the win bros. I have a good feeling about this year. Another +50%?

I need intel to go back to $51 or I lose my legs, how fucked am I?

>>57241953
>Another +50%?
nah, valuations too high already, mostly speculative, earnings do not support the current price. But I guess if you have to bet on a sector you could do worse in the long run. After it corrects it'll probably pump faster than s&p once again.

>>57241962
All big US tech is gonna gigapooomp. Doesn't matter if you are in Broadcom, Intel, AMD, or even ASML. You are just fine

>>57241977
why? what's the thesis?
how soon? I need my money by april anon

>Bloomberg
>@business
>Wage growth for Japanese workers slowed sharply in November, an unwelcome development for the Bank of Japan as it seeks evidence of a virtuous cycle linking pay hikes to price increases as a prerequisite for normalizing monetary policy

It was obvious the BOJ is retarded. They make their hikes dependent on wage increases. As if any company would love to increase wages to then get rate hikes, LMAO. The BOJ is the absolute bottom of the barrel of central banks. Japanese being intelligent and smart is an absolute meme. They just put their whole life into work and this is why they are somewhat successful.

>>57241967
At the current P/E sure. But the market is pricing in future P/E and since US tech is bound to yet again increase profits, I reckon the future P/E will keep shrinking which will allow for another expansion in terms of stock prices. This will all also be massively fueled by JPow's disgusting optimism as he cuts down to 3%.
>>57241984
The thesis is that Asia tech is dying (Samsung and LG warning of significantly lower demand and revenue and profits) and EU tech is not a direct threat. All the while US tech keeps racking up more wins. Just look at how quickly NVDA managed to reduce its P/E. US tech is frankly completely unbeatable and there was an unbelievable amount of money invested into the tech industry in 2022 and 2023 through various acts.
Tech is the future and the US seems to be the only one to realize its fuckin value. The market is still in a euphoria. NVDA and AMD casually doing +5% like it's nothing.
I was a bit bearish last year but have since then realized my mistakes

WBD price action over the past month is just all over the place
All the indicators look like it'll crab the rest of the month until earnings but considering how close earnings are I think it'd be too risky to run a condor on it

>>57242019
US TECH is unbeatable because the US consumer is unbeatable. Other countries have -% yoy consumption, like Sweden today. Not the fuckin US.

>>57242019
>The thesis is that Asia tech is dying (Samsung and LG warning of significantly lower demand and revenue and profits) and EU tech is not a direct threat. All the while US tech keeps racking up more wins. Just look at how quickly NVDA managed to reduce its P/E. US tech is frankly completely unbeatable and there was an unbelievable amount of money invested into the tech industry in 2022 and 2023 through various acts.
You're assuming this isn't already priced in right now. You just don't know. The best chance for it to gigapump will be if anything substantial productivity-wise actually comes from AI, but it seems to have peaked and is already starting to become shittier (regulation censorship copyright etc)

>City A.M.
>@CityAM
>British bakery and fast food chain Greggs said it plans to open between 140 and 160 net new shops in 2024, as it toasts soaring sales in the fourth quarter.

>love me Greggs, simple as.
kek, the memes are real.

>>57242019
>I was a bit bearish last year but have since then realized my mistakes
And now you're chasing performance. Just know the risks.

>>57242028
I had a check myself and bloody hell why is Sweden reporting such bad numbers compared to let's say Denmark? Lower wages, crap immigration policies, much higher inflation, and worse currency. Sweden sounds like hell. They do have an insanely strong export-oriented industry though. Volvo, Sandvik, SKF, Trelleborg. Very strong.
>>57242034
Well the truth is that I enjoy riling up /smg/ to create some good discussions but you are right. We, the small fries, have no idea. I still reckon we are in a bull run but who knows how long that will last? We will see once earnings start coming out. Tech should pump then

Managed to buy the dip again with llap. Keep manipulating the stock you numbskulls.

what the hell is a dispersion index?

>3 days almost no trains
>farmers protesting
>less construction spending yoy for the first time since 2009
>DAX pumping violently
Yeah, mememarket. This is ratecuts delusion.

Is now a good time to hedge or should I wait for higher. Made some good money on some canadian construction tech companies. Would I just buy inverse etf?

>>57242138
No, hedging is for pussies

>>57241811
what did they mean by this?

Yields...

>>57242138
Don't hedge just wait for spy to go 10-15% above all time highs and sell. That will be the top this year. Rate cuts will make the market dump later but ultimately are bullish as fuck because the dollar will inflate again.

>TSMC’S REVENUE FELL OVER 8.4% YoY IN DECEMBER

...tech bros are we gonna be ok?

>>57242123
Yeah it's completely disconnected now. Construction index is absolutely fugged with some few exceptions like Italy.
>>57242207
TSMC's revenue has been falling for quite some time now. So far, no effect on US tech. Just keep slurping bro

>>57242207
Shut up, Chud.

>
Reuters
@Reuters
TSMC posts flat Q4 revenue but beats expectations http://reut.rs/3Uchz2P

>
LiveSquawk
@LiveSquawk
TSMC Quarterly Sales Halt Decline With AI Demand Boost - BBG

Hey fuckers don't run the markets up before CPI day or we won't get a big pump

should i just dump my entire networth into MSFT and stop looking at my portfolio?

Boeing is kill.

>>57242185
If it's being reported that means short the fuck out of the market. The jews let that info "slip" to fool the goyim into buying their bags. Believe me, I would know...

Are we really gonna keep pumping into infinity just because of AI?
it's starting to get a bit old now. Is it gonna be like the autonomous driving things and we'll get dumped because "it was harder than expected"

>>57241919
I can live with that.

>waiting for the markets to open so my investments can go up 0.12% today

>>57242436
>Waiting for markets to open so I lose money today.

>Even MDAX is flat on germany dying
lol

>>57242370
Boeing has been undead for multiple decades

Futures mooning
Dollar dumping

Insiders know CPI will be low. LFG

>>57242443
I sold my Door Dash shares because I read that article that was posted that said gig workers will have to be considered employees in the future not independent contractors. Super bearish. Probably going to DD some burger king breakfast though. I have no fucking food at my apartment. I took my money from DD and invested it in LLAP. Do what you will with this information gosling poster

>>57242478
Everybody knows it. The dump last week was just to make some free money

>>57242484
do you by chance have a link to this article still?

>>57242484
Told you man DD was pretty expensive they had a thing coming. IDK about LLAP though, either way I haven't the money to buy it I'm losing it all in CHINA.

>>57242517
https://www.washingtonpost.com/business/2024/01/09/independent-contractor-rule-labor-department-uber-lyft/

>>57242525
I still made a quick 8% flip on it, but LLAP is a cheap gamble so fuck it, it's the hottest meme stock in the general and i'm going to ride the hype

>>57242532
>I still made a quick 8% flip on it, but LLAP is a cheap gamble so fuck it, it's the hottest meme stock in the general and i'm going to ride the hype
Beats losing money in China.

>>57242537
I'd cut off my dick, sew it to my face, and live the rest of my life that way before I ever invested a dollar in china

$30k buy on SOXS lads? i think so

>>57242537
why couldn't they just print money like they were supposed to

Please help.

Look at my stock pick. tell me why I will loose

>>57242501

>>57242532
thanks anon. I sent it to my friend and he's reading it right now.

>>57242543
And here I am trying to swing that shit, waiting for a return to mean... Something something China is down 1.5 standard deviations from the mean. Anyway I'm married to my bags my ego is too big to sell either I'm right or I lose it all. It is what it is. I'm already used to living on cornmeal, oatmeal, sardines and Rothmans cigarettes.

>>57242550
>why couldn't they just print money like they were supposed to
Idk I think XI thinks he can keep the CNY rangebound, but the future of the CNYUSD chard resembles the JPYUSD.

>>57242554

>>57242501

PII Polaris Inc will make me money. Buy low, sell high.

Why stock low? Fundamentals are strong.

PII Polaris

Overview

P/B is the lowest is has been in 10 years, except in the beginning of 2020.
https://www.macrotrends.net/stocks/charts/PII/polaris/price-book

P/E is the lowest is has been in 10 years at around 8.5.
https://www.macrotrends.net/stocks/charts/PII/polaris/pe-ratio

Revenue had increased increased every year for a decade.
https://quickfs.net/company/PII:US

Income Statement

Gross profit margin of 22% or higher for a decade. Gross profit increases for 9 of 10 years.

Count of shares are not increasing. 69 Million share in 2013 compared to 59 million shares in 2022.

EPS show increasing, however 5 years have EPS that decreased and now have rebounded.

Balance Sheet

D/E 1.76 The company has debt, including longterm debt of $1,494 Million. Cash & Equivalents has decreased for 3 years.


I will keep watch to see how these numbers change because if the debt increases without revenue and/or gross profit I will sell this company quickly. I do predict revenue to continue increasing as this company has done it for the last 10 years.

>>57241811
looking at the historical part of that graph it isnt a reliable indicator to predict a crash at all
and you can clearly see this is catch up from being out of the nasdaq ever since the rate hikes

>>57242564
Chinese markets are volatile as fuck. You can most definitely make some quick money if you play your cards right. But i'm more of a buy and hold investor now. I don't really have time to sit and stare at charts all day trying to flip a chink pnd. Trading chink stocks is fine, just don't hold them long term. The biggest problem of investing in china is you really never know what the fuck is going on with the companies you're investing in. They don't even use GAAP accounting standards, instead they decided they would make up their own Chinese GAAP which is so incredible jewish that even the jews couldn't make that up.

>>57242484
doordash and ubereats are both garbage. I work at a fine establishment known as pizza hut and those two companies are going down the drain once their contracts with the big corpos expire. every order is way overcharged, I'm talking 10 bucks for just cheesy bread, which comes out to 20 with charges. Also, every single restaurant cannot communicate with drivers, so any mistake that happens after the driver leaves with order has to be remade. And if a driver is a dufus and doesn't press the right button on the app, the order is still open for other drivers, so we'll have 3 more drivers roll up and ask for an order that has already been delivered. seeing how these companies operate from a restaurant pov has me baffled on how they stay afloat, my bet is the money will run dry and in 4 or so years we'll be back to delivery drivers that work directly for the restaurant, and maybe a service that provides drivers as demand peaks.

>>57242611
>don't really have time to sit and stare at charts all day trying to flip a chink pnd.
Neither do I it's more of a 12-18month trade.
>The biggest problem of investing in china is you really never know what the fuck is going on with the companies you're investing in.
Especially right now. You can find 2 types of reports on their IR websites: earnings and bankruptcy. That Chink hog has a nice pair of tits.

I've decided to short VIX and EU VIX (EVZ). Since I don't long equities and it only takes a tiny amount of margin there's no reason not to do this.

>>57242616
>I work at pizza hut
Based. Pizza jobs are some of the most fun work i've ever done. In my 36 years of life I have worked 2 pizza jobs. When I was 16 I worked at a hungry howies with my friends and it was so much fun. It's such a laid back setting. I ended up getting fired in the most fantastical way though. We always would occasionally give our friends free food when they came in and one day a friend of mine came in and asked me if I could hook him up with a pizza. I did and he took that pizza and went to the local bowling alley to bowl with some friends. He casually mentions that I gave him the pizza for free and wouldn't you know, in the lane next to them the owner of the store was sitting at bowling as well. She heard that, came in the next day, and fired me and the manager. Shit was a crazy coincidence.

>>57242684
The second pizza job I had was at a little caesar's when I was in my mid 20's and at my lowest point in life frankly. I was the model fucking employee, but the manager was some snooty bitch that didn't like me from day 1 for reasons I still to this day I don't know. It boiled over when she purposely tried to get a younger employee to boss me around to get me to quit. I knew exactly what was happening and told the kid to go fuck himself one day because I don't work for you, and then went to the manager and told her that I needed this job and that if she fired me i'd fucking kill her. I regret saying that as it was fucking stupid. I obviously got fired for this. When I went to pick up my last paycheck, in a fit of autistic rage, I grabbed the little sauce rack on the counter and threw it as hard as could into the back. They said they were calling the cops. i ran out of there and didn't go back to the city of saline for like 7 years lol. Job was fucking fun though. Hot and ready's only have a 30 minute shelf life, so if they didn't sell they would just bring them into the back and we could eat them. Pretty cool.

>>57242684
>Shit was a crazy coincidence.
Kek.
>>57242735
>went to the manager and told her that I needed this job and that if she fired me i'd fucking kill her.
Based.

>>57242684
damn man thats a cool story honestly. I had a friend who worked at a local mom and pop pizza place and he would constantly bring me free leftovers after work. I would usually get like 2-3 pizza out of it. one night tho a collage frat ordered pizza's and due to an order error 7 of them were scrapped and guess who ended up getting all 7? I basically called/texted my friends after he showed up and had a bunch of friends stop in over the next few days and they took a bunch of pieces of pizza with them. it was mostly cheese and pepperoni but a few were also with sausage. one of my favorite moments from a pizza place. he didnt get fired either the manager himself was like take these pizza's here. glad you had such cool experiences working pizza places. everyone I know thats worked them enjoyed working at them.

>>57242749
I give out pizzas almost every night because doordash drivers avoid some orders, or I fuck up. Love the look of surprise on a driver's face when I offer them a pizza or wings, especially awesome when the driver rolls up in a shitbox and I know they'll make the pizza last for a few days.

N4P

LON:N4P

I just wanna talk about stocks and the market and push the current amourath millions thread to post limit having convos about modern simps and why they need to die.

>>57242749
Hungry Howie's was a very dysfunctional business. The owner was a women who's husband bought her the store because he was rich. She was a psycho bitch and routinely fucked the much younger day manager in the walk in cooler. Long term she went out of business and ended up having to get a day job. I ended up running into her many years later when I was working as a valet at the U of M hospital. She didn't realize who I was, but I realized who she was. It was very nice to see her having to work a shit job to make ends meet. Karma is very real.

>>57242805
Karma has struck down alot of people riding high in life ive witnessed. As for the giving away pizza's thats cool anon. Appreciate you did that. Most places now have those uptight by the book managers that spray chemicals on the food after hours and throw it in the dumpster. least in this area.

>>57242357
>>57242366

cool stuff anon. give me the tickers ill watch the charts

>>57242825
ya it helps that all management are under 25 and don't care about margins, and also just dont care at all. too young to be jaded.

I just remembered I stopped putting my own meals into the system long time ago, same with my shift manager. but back when I first started I had a cinabun without doing anything, rgm targeted me, "ARE YOU EATING CINABUN WITHOUT PUTTING IT IN THE SYSTEM WE WERE 2 SHORT LAST NIGHT!" and now, she's all burnt out, I don't think she even does inventory anymore. too bad the pay's shit, otherwise I'd try to climb the ladder, sad that most jobs are like that nowadays.

>>57242019
>But the market is pricing in future P/E
Meanwhile US tech companies are shutting down R&D and laying off engineers.

I want to fuck a thin woman in America. How much money do I need to make a year?

>>57242659
>tiny amount of margin there's no reason not to do this.
If this goes sideways you're going to get fucked so hard.

>>57243096
>thin woman in America
good luck with that

>>57243022
yeah its a shame so many places are so uptight now. I get it products cost money and stuff but damn chill. my friend left the pizza place when they brought in a new manager who was one of those uptight chemicals on the pizza's cuz fuck everyone bitter types. came in with a sour be more productive attitude and killed the mom and pops place whole chill vibe for the employee's so he got a different job. still years later we all talk about that pizza place and how that manager ruined it if we get together for the once a year bbq.

TSLA sissies... hold me...

>>57243098
No it's free, it costs nothing to hold, it's the magic of CFDs, plus if it "goes sideways" I still get the contango which is the whole play.

>>57243096
I live in Hugo, Colorado and I haven't seen a thin woman in years

>>57243120
>I still get the contango
Sorry, I meant if it goes sideways for you by VIX spiking (which it does on occasion.)

what's the stock market equivalent to zodiac signs?

I read somewhere that back in the 1930's they had methods that were about the same level as astrology. wish I could get a hold of one of those books for the shits and giggles. but also glad that fad died out. imagine having Apple tank because jupiter crossed paths with mars on the fifth monday after a new moon.

>>57243096
>thin female
>america
well when you find one let me know this neighborhood and area doesnt have thin chicks in it. its all plump females and older females 40+ with their husbands. great and peaceful area but dating options are garbage. dont let anyone tell you michigan is good for dating its horrible if you want a non fatty under 40

>Short end dip in the yeild curve moves to 2m
There is a really high likelihood of cuts by the beginning of March.

>>57243135
>sideways
>by VIX spiking
You're not mentally retarded, are you? Also are you really telling me that if things go the wrong way it's bad? As if I didn't scale my position accordingly.

>>57243136
buy new moon sell full moon

>people complaining about diversify and picks.
Just buy TUP

What's it called when companies hire top talent but give them nothing to do just so other companies can't have them?

>>57243281
too predictable, the spirits will curse you before the next full moon, you have to be more clever than the stock ticker spirits.

Poor bobos not going to have a break.

>>57243288
scale economies shared
they do the same with customers, offering lower prices for the same thing
no customers+no good employees = bankrupt

>>57243287
Do they have a diversity hire writing their SEC filings?

>>57243317
contributing twice a month from your paycheck is predictable too?

good morning you've missed the boat on adtheorent, it will only double from here.

>>57241936
Buy the dip on AAPL or ride 20% wave on TFC or buy COIN all the way back down to $100

BOWL +6.78% pre market oooooooooooo!

>>57243323
I guess that helps. Im looking for specific testimonials of people getting locked in multi year contracts so their talent gets removed from other prospecting companies

>>57243435
I really don't think this is a "buy the dip" moment for AAPL.

Oilbros wtf was that?

I still feel like there is going to be a 1% down move on NQ but price is flat as fuck overnight. im scared what comes next. I think im going short infront of a moving train

I've made significant cash simply by inversing the takes of avifags in this general for the past year
normal posters are about 50/50
r/wsb has marginally better takes if you sort the comments by new
their top comments are about 20% worse than our avifags
there is a third forum that gets things right 70% of the time but I won't mention it here

Cocksucker cybertrucker

>>57243632
Investor hub or seeking alpha ? Stop reading other peoples fud. Gonna fuck you up one day. Need no one but your own insight.

>>57243662
no, it's actually academia-oriented, found it by chance

ive been feeling really demoralized. im style drifting again little bit.

the current style ive followed for awhile seems good but its kinda slow paced for me. i hold for weeks or month or two. the price goes sideways and im up 2 digits on the position. bought a little late.

i need a slightly faster method without going in to daily gambling. its possible with this style too so dunno.

>signs of a top
NOTHING IS HAPPENING

So I was taking a shower this morning and thinking about how I’m going to reinvest my MO dividends and I swear I heard some people talking in Yiddish coming from my drain pipe. What is going on /smg/? Have I finally gone full schizo? Anyway, going to buy more SFL.

>>57243739
>Have I finally gone full schizo?
Not until you start hearing whispering from ghost like entities.

>>57243739
Anon come on now, do you really think Jews are hiding in the sewer or something?

>>57241919
LOL

>>57243632
>avifags
who are these?

My county tax deed auction is in November. I've already my ROTH. Just going to into >5.25% 3mo CDs until then

>>57243739
sound carries thru drain pipes and you heard the yiddish ghosts of your neighbors trapped in the walls.

>>57243758
>Not until you start hearing whispering from ghost like entities
that's the point where you start your ascendance anon

>>57243783
Ayoooooooo hol up you be sayain you GOTS da divine ear and stuff?

>>57243783
Thankfully they stopped eventually. But I kind of miss the company.

w-what kind of surprise?
>no I am not reading the article

Cpi in 1 minute

Damage report? My futures are on 10 min delay

>>57243830
isn't that tomorrow

Anyone shorting Boeing?

>>57243825
And this whole time we thought she was a woman.

>>57243843
>>57243830
It's fake and gay.

>>57243855
Janet means faggot in dutch

did some market breadth in my excel. seems we are down from one month ago quite a bit.

some juicy sectors are half as juicy compared to month ago.

>MSFT
>NVDA
>AMD
>CRWD
which two (2) stocks should i buy and hold without looking at my portfolio?

>>57243937
First two. High risk high reward.

Are you well positioned to take advantage of the upcoming increase in demand for cement and cement related products /smg/?

https://www.fool.com/investing/stock-market/market-sectors/materials/cement-stocks/

>>57244015
Holy kek

there are people out there - some of them posting in this very thread - who still believe that P/E matters. pity them

What the fuck do I buy? Soxl calls?

>>57244080
Newfags
Or
Obstinate shitposting faggots from the sec. We all know Jerome is the only reason things go up.

>>57241806
NVDA can still 10x. Prove me WRONG.

market crash
that is all

>>57244015
but they did dig tunnels and its not antisemitic to tell the truth about them digging tunnels. what a very strange view of honesty they have.

hi /smg
i work for a company that recently got acquired, at $40/per share. but the market price does not reflect this, its currenlty sitting at $37 per share. does anyone know if i should expect the market price to go up and reflect the acquisition price per share?

>>57243435
furthur dip to come when their vr headset releases and does poorly?

>>57242190
Imagine the smell.

Buying MARA today before the buttcoin ETF gets officially approved for real this time.

>>57244147
Has it been taken private? Give me the expected acquisition date. It could be still in the process of being acquired and price won't reflect that until it goes through.

>>57244176
good luck anon

>>57244216
not taken private, both companies are public (HPE and JNPR). actual acquisition probably wont happen for many months since i think these things take a lot of time but it was just announced yesterday

>>57244244
So essentially the price is not $40 because there is still a risk that the acquisition doesn't happen. Do you think it will though and have you heard anything?

>>57243825
l-lewd yellen-san

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

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>>57244315
Ok this is epic

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

I'm ruined.

>>57244315
we are so fucking back

>>57244315
Based

>>57244273
i have no additional info outside of the news thats public, which is that HPE acquired Juniper at $40/share. Current share price is ~$37

why is it going up

>>57244345
Bitcoin etf approval im guessing

>>57244315
nice

why is it not going up faster

>>57241977
I'm gonna kms

URANIUM BROS WE'RE GONNA MAKE IT

So many stock ideas, not enough capital. If I had a seven figure portfolio, I’d run a self managed S&P 500 ETF and save myself the expense ratio.

>"Bull Markets could be here," he thought, "I've never been in this neighborhood before. There could be Bull Markets anywhere.." The cool wind felt good against his bear chest. "I HATE BULL MARKETS" he thought. Sweet Dreams are Made of These reverberated his entire car, making it pulsate even as the $9 wine circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of Bos Bovinae. "With a car you can go anywhere you want," he said to himself out loud.

>>57244386
Why isn't it ok to have 1 share of each winner? If they're winners, what harm?

>>98367574
desu what you actually want are RPM spec files and an edge/origin CDN. Everything else is just memeing for the resume.
>>57241806
>>57244015
Is the ADL secretly on our side? It really feels like it.
>>57244104
Metal is the White equivalent to mumble rap. White noise is the theme of midwits.

MY PORTFOLIO IS BLEEDING

Wow lmao literally no negative information about semiconductors but hey, it's totally fine if the entire sector poops its pants in unison! Fucking gay bullshit

SPX new years gap closed

>>57244436
It was ridiculously overbought.

>>57244436
Pre full moon day bro

jews are so clearly punishing elon. look at how they're suppressing tsla

please be a bull trap...

Bobros...we're halfway through the gloomiest month of the year and markets haven't done shit. If things don't tank by February I'm financially fucking ruined

>>57244450
We've still got a month to go according to the bond market.

>It was ridiculously overbought.

>>57244436
>wall street's casino is detached from reality
surprise surprise

Crabbing again

>>57244436
What do you want? On a performance basis, semiconductors have underperformed the broader market since the dotcom bubble.

>>57244451
There is is still hope. Pray for the unwinding of the VIX basis trade bobo.

>>57244321
>>57244331
>>57244336
>>57244359

Come on I'm short the NQ I want a push down

>>57244451
Cheer up bobo

that was the final green of the year
prepare yourselves, mumus
bubble will pop

PUMP EET

why is it not dropping faster

>>57243683
Stocktwits

>When The Glow Of The Blood-Stained Moon Shines Upon The Land, The Aimless Spirits Of Slain Monsters Return To Flesh. The World Is Threatened Once Again.

Wait a second.. No... NOOO
WHY IS BABA STILL RED

In the last 7 smgs I've been bearish
In this one I am also bearish

Need this selloff in the NQ to continue, I'm short 1 at 16848

>>57244491
>people still use stocktwits in tyool 2024
>people PAY FOR stocktwits in tyool 2024

>>57244498
we fucking told you about the chinks you greedy shit. enjoy your dogshit.

>>57244521
china stocks will rise. this is the year of the dragon

>sold my Nintendo shares on december 22nd
I looked at it again today and it literally started pumping right after I sold. Fuck off this isn't coincidence anymore, I'm getting gangstalked by wallstreet.

>>57244497
Madmen toil surreptitiously In rituals to beckon the moon.

ive been out of the game during the holiday season, whats the market status? everything looks too fuckin expensive!

COIN and MARA are fucking me so hard it's not even funny. Should I sell, anons? Right now I'm down about 10% on both

im down 3$ for the day

its so ogre for me.

>>57244545
If you can't take 10% movement in MARA you should have never bought

>>57244545
Hold until new moon day
Bets has destroyed me. I'm never listening to reddit ever again

>>57244561
I can take it, i don't care lmao. The question was more "will it go up beyond ATH" again, because if it won't there's no point in holding

i missed the last 2 weeks, how are the save bros doing

>>57243287
Today’s been a good day.

What the actual fuck was that Microsoft bump

>>57244567
Full moon*

>>57244337
>HPE acquired Juniper at $40/share
They haven't yet. It's going to take at least a fucking year. Considering the risk free rate is ~5%, then it pretty much is priced fairly currently.

>JD finally starts pumping
>market tanks
>brings JD back down with it
woo i love stocks
>>57244587
AI

>>57244545
Hold til closer to the halvening, at least.

>>57244502
>you can't have losses if you never sell
I love you anon!

i'm not gonna make it
the bags are filled with regret

>>57244604
You think miners are gonna moon in the havening? What happened if btc tanks tomorrow or today after SEC announcement

>>57241806
Post p&l

how good is your patience anon? im trying to improve it to get better buys.

>The total market cap of all companies listed on the exchange is around $20 Billion.
>Only 2 companies with market cap over $1 Billion.
>The highest *ever* daily volume was $16 million in June of 2021.
>Highest volume on a stock on any given day is around 2-3 million dollars.
>Totally disconnected from International markets.
>Can literally pump any given stock to the moon with a few hundred thousand dollars.

I might have just found *the* infinite money glitch.

>>57244620

you think you know but you dont. mumu gets rugpulled after rugpulled and never learns

>>57244617
No, I'd sell before the halvening. I think the ETFs get approved. It's a gamble though like anything else.

>>57244644
are the ETFs really bullish for bitcoin though? wouldn't people just buy the ETF instead of actual bitcoins then? how does that drive bitcoin up? idgi maybe I'm retarded

LLY Chads, we eating good today

what is the official name of the organization known as the "PPT" again?

>>57244652
If you think of crypto-defi as extension of forex or private bonds, what does it look like? Zimbabwe is a thing. Krona is a thing. Rubles, Pesos...

>>57244652
Truthfully there's already ETFs you can buy to get bitcoin exposure anyhow. But ETF approval just further legitimizes BTC and will be good for crypto in general. Exactly how much that affects BTC price and associated companies like miners etc., who knows. But it's good for the overall sentiment towards crypto.

nancy pelosi sure is a great stock trader. look at NVDA fly

>>57244715
>nancy pelosi sure is a great stock trader
the best of the best. balls of steel.

>>57244715
That's underwear wearing husband, too much Columbian clean, and a hammer between him and the keyboard.

TLT is getting fucked today and fucked tomorrow, but after the bond vigilantes are done cumming all over TLT it'll begin it's climb to new highs. #FixedIncomeInvesting #TLTgettingFucked

>>57244761
Shut the fuck up baggie

THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VqRYD4qPmI

>>57244761
>#FixedIncomeInvesting
It's not fixed income if you're buying an ETF.

>>57244779
You fuck your uncle!

>>57244807
shut up bitch basterd

>>57244761
You want to explain how the 10yr treasury note's rate can change on a minute by minute basis? Who is doing the manipulation and how does this work?

>>57244821
>Can't into secondary securities market

>>57244761
I sold my calls on the 27th, and considered taking a net short position while i DCA'd down. I'm glad I didn't, I made more holding the cash than I likely would have otherwise. I will probably start buying back in starting at 95, I like these products. I feel like I understand them.

>>57244821
this is your brain on derivatives

>>57244815
fine, i'll let you guys figure it out on your own. #FuckYou #SuckMyBalls

KEK. ZIM chads the rollercoaster continues

He sold?

>>57244863
Fuck off baggot #GetAJob #ChinkWife

The fuck is going on in here this morning?

>>57244863
I just don’t want to be on the same side of a trade as you. It means I’ll probably get fucked

>>57244797
OTHER THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_GIi1ZpYtuY

courage, lads.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7lLigiVgJsE

>>57244889
fds are too heavy. Waiting on people to pick the right (wrong) direction. The stock market has turned into invisible judaic simon says game.

>>57244567
>BETS

Lmao, you're a fucking idiot and that trip will forever be a reminder of how fucking stupid you are.
Time to change your tripcode, faggot.

>>57244917
>has turned into

SAVE sissies I literally can’t wait any longer

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>57244927
vpa used to be a thing, now its just a spoof to sell bags. Tiresome today. We're falling as soon as mumus convince themselves that we're mooning.

>>57244945
It's happening.

>>57244917
>bot day
>bot market
>bot life

What a good 10 year stock play for maxing out my Roth IRA this year? 6.5k. Buy and hold for 10+ years so none of this pump and dump scam shit.

>TFW my MSFT call that was basically worthless with strike price 394 by Jan 19 might actually turn profit

Absolute clown market lmfao, I love it

>new years rally

Who built the wall at 150$ and how can we AMDemons get over, and stay over it?

>>57244917
>The stock market has turned into invisible judaic simon says game.

>>57243542
golden handcuffs

>>57244978
It's a fucking leap year.

If I own a stock, does this mean I "made it"?

>>57244889
>tfw FOMC is in 3 weeks

>>57243288
Hey, that's me!

Why are we fucking crabbing now

>>57244922
That's ok

>US market opens
>I lose money
EVERY SINGLE DAY

why does every meditation/spiritual dive eventually turn into YOU ARE SPECIAL YOU HAVE SPECIAL POWERS

I'm just trying to vibrate in sync with the earth bro, I'm just trying to get ego death bro, I'm just trying to become nothing bro, what is this schizo "STARCHILD" or "OVERMAN" shit

>>57245125
post your port. WTF are you holding?

WTF WAS THAT

>>57245133
Because you are special. Special needs. Autusim to the extreme. You are extremely special with especial autistic powers.

>>57245125
It's ok bobo

>>57245134
idk bro but look at this

>>57245133
Nobody's special
https://library.dhammasukha.org/uploads/1/2/8/6/12865490/the_path_to_nibbana__d_johnson_f18.pdf

Rally into close today.

>>57242744
>>57242564
>>57242537
>im le blackpilled and tired smoking ciggies
I hate smokers so much.

>>57245133
>what is this schizo "STARCHILD" or "OVERMAN" shit
qrd?

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT AND STILL IS TAHT?!?!?!

please precious we needs it to go up precious
why does it hates us why precious

DOUBLE TOP THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WF708pwUDFg

>>57245211
Stfu maggot. I'm not le blackpilled. and i smoked cigars up until i invested in China.

Dana Carvey looks like shit nowadays.

>>57245245
>smoked cigars
my comment still stands. anyone who smokes anything is a loser.

>>57245276
Smoker's lung is a lie. Pipe smokers live longer than non-smokers. Nicotine increases testosterone and is the most powerful nootropic known to man.

>>57245276
BTI bros...our response?

>>57245254
>control
>rapefugies come and go as they plese, doing whatever they want and get paid for it
At what point do they admit they are all fucking retarded?
>>57245276
cigars and pipe smokers are based. its pure tobacco and completely different.

>>57245288
>Nicotine increases testosterone
no it doesnt. you are killing your lungs off and paying tons of money to companies to poison you because of your addiction.
>>57245292
>completely different.
>m-my addiciton is totally differnet than that other guys!
Kek whyd freud get mouth cancer from smoking pipes then? its not different at all.

>>57245309
>no it doesnt.
Yes it does.
>you are killing your lungs off and paying tons of money to companies to poison you because of your addiction.
I don't smoke pre-packed cigs. It's the added garbage in them that makes them bad for you. Roll your own/pipes/quality cigars are good for you.

>>57245235
Prepare GROM

>>57245276
>my comment still stands. anyone who smokes anything is a loser.
Keking my ass off.

>>57245316
>Roll your own/pipes/quality cigars are good for you.
no it isnt. cigars and all tobacco gives cancer. smokers think its just the chemicals from production that causes it. its not. its the tobacco itself too.

>>57245309
>freud pipe smoking
>20 cigars a day
Yeah those are the same lol.

FUCKING LABU UP OR DOWN JUST PICK A FUCKING DIRECTION ALREADY AAAAAAAAAA I'VE BEEN WATCHING YOU CRAB FOR 2 HOURS ALREADY

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>57245369
>Biotech bull
Lmfao

>>57245309
you must be a hit at parties

>>57245276
>my comment still stands. anyone who smokes anything is a loser.

>>57245358
>all tobacco gives cancer
good goyum.

>>57245358
nigger you live in the modern world. there are microplastics in the food you eat. nanoplastics in the air your breathe. seed oils are inescapable. estrogen is in the water supply. you've been jabbed with all kinds of "vaccines" that do God knows what to your body. and you're gonna sit here and kvetch about tobacco. fuck off retard.

Gentlemen, please, we're all losers here.

>>57245391

is it time to buy the dip on tilray

>>57245408
Is that the guy from Gone With the Wind?

Finally reached 24 cents a day. That's my first cent an hour even when I'm sleeping. Sweet!

I aim to have $1 a day in the next month or two when taxes come in.

>>57245413
>been holding sndl bags for 2.5 years now

>>57245425
Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn!

>>57245387
>nigger you live in the modern world
literally all the things you listed are avoidable too. sorry retard but you are a smokecuck.
>>57245386
>yes goy i mean guy pay this outrageous price to smoke a thing and harm your body, its based to harm yourself.
>>57245381
i mean its a fake character on a tv show. not sure how youd say hes cool or something.

Smoking wrecks your gains. sorry but just facts.

>>57245442
Can't wait for the race swapped remake (Mammy is of course white).
>Bitch, I don't give a FUCK.

>>57245358
>Ackchyually, I don't kiss my girlfriend, because she could introduce new bacterial cultures that could increases my risk for gastritis.
>No I always use a condom when having sex, because there's always a chance I could get a viral infection that will increase my risk skin cancer.

we crab until cpi

>i consume bad things therefore its ok to consume more bad things
the mind of a schizo /pol/tard

>>57245435
watching poor people attempt dividend investing is the funniest shit

>>57245448
>literally all the things you listed are avoidable too.
really? what's your secret for avoiding micro and nanoplastics? an italian university wanted to study the effects of these things on the human body, but they couldn't find one person without them to form a baseline. not one single person. nanoplastics have been found in the air in the fucking arctic.

>>57245437
I TOLD YOU NOT TO BUY THAT CANADIAN TRASH. MSOX, GTBIF, PLNHF, AYRWF, IIPR. The are the tried and true tickers for cannabis. LGLZ looks interesting as well.

>>57245377
>one of the most beaten down sectors in 2023
>benefits massively from rate cuts
>literally hundreds of companies currently trading under book value
>already the best performing sector by far month to date

>>57245448
>>57245467
also I'd bet money that you don't avoid even a single one of those things

>>57245467
>really? what's your secret for avoiding micro and nanoplastics
i have my own garden and make my own soil. not that hard dude. plastic isnt seeping into fresh veg grown in the rural areas. its slop.
>>57245456
what is your point? that because i dont wnat to get cancer from smoking im what? a paranoid guy or something? kissing a girl isnt the same as smoking retard.

>>57245486
>i have my own garden and make my own soil. not that hard dude. plastic isnt seeping into fresh veg grown in the rural areas. its slop.
you really are a dumb gorilla nigger

>>57245437
Dude just by physical weed lmao

https://www.nature.com/articles/s43017-022-00279-8
>Plastic pollution is now pervasive in the Arctic, even in areas with no apparent human activity, such as the deep seafloor. In this Review, we describe the sources and impacts of Arctic plastic pollution, including plastic debris and microplastics, which have infiltrated terrestrial and aquatic systems, the cryosphere and the atmosphere.
anon's backyard garden is pure tho

>>57245491
>you really are a dumb gorilla nigger
Not a rebuttal. where would the plastics come from? you know they dont just spawn or fall from the sky right? its city health systems that keep recycling it into the system so it never goes away. sorry you cant imagine putting effort into yourself to avoid slop. go buy some ciggies now paypig i want my phillip morris sotck to go up.

>>57245511
>ocean currents
where would the ocean current bring it to my above sea level area? exactly retard.

>>57245486
You we're hyperbolizing and so did I.

>>57245522
yes they do come in the wind and water, read a fucking book. Microplastics have even been found in human blood and in Antarctica.

>>57245522
>phillip morris
Kek have you looked at the balance sheet. I guess you're too busy tending to your plastic free garden.

Bro is really taking on the whole thread

>>57245486
Lmao nigger lives 30 mins from a a walmart and composts his potato peels and thinks he's safe frome the micro jew. It's in the water retard.

Baking...

DASH and UBER chads WW@?

>Smoking and Microplastics General

Faking

>>57245552
Yeah the guy hasn't had a cigar over dinner with friends. Otherwise he would know what It's all about. To him it's only le cancer.

>>57245566
I only smoke the finest endocrine disrupting microplastics. I'm fucking invincible.

>>57245576
I smoke crude oil.

>>57245457
when is that? tomorrow?

Some of you are definitely smoking something but it happens to be cock. Bake fags

>>57245579
Just don't smoke any distillates. Not a good idea.

>>57245448
>harm your body
You brought up sigmund freud, a guy who started smoking when he was 16 eventually chainsmoked 20 cigars a day...which is fucking insane, and he still lived to be 83. dude smoked for 50 fucking years.

please bake a better OP because this is the worst /smg/ thread we've had yet

>>57245592
yes but he meant to say ppi which is Fri

>>57245592
tomorrow.

>>57245604
Yeah, but for him, was a cigar just a cigar??? Really makes you think.

>>57245604
The guy has no one to share a cigar with over a nice chat aka a loser.

>>57245643

>>57245643

>>57245643

fuck jannies and fuck baggie

>>57245619
>aka a loser.
pretty much, like how the fuck do you even smoke that many? depending on size they can take about an hr, so he literally gets up and starts chainsmoking.

>>57245358
I bet half my portfolio
>which is a lot!
that you have any/either/all of these: diabetes, prediabetes, heart problems, glandular issues; being a fatty fatty 2X4 who can't fit through the kitchen door.

>>57245471
and your favorite is? or just the 2x etf

Anons.... I'm officially GREEEN again!!! (All-time)

>>57245983
You're a Genus! Keep going Anon!
funny, me too.
>>57245711
Solving oral fixation with lung coating tar is a crap shoot on long-term. Yeah, you may not solve your ennui with food and so stay thin, plus food doesn't taste as good with tongue coated and constantly depressed, but the lungs are more unique than anything I could have concieved, and
>so far
Are not replaceable. Now, if you want to get rich, complete the ex vitro cultivation of formed lung organs and connective tissues, functional to be transplanted without rejection, as based on individual cells or dna.

Got alot of Pfizers aiming to keep us on pills. Need more healing..

>>57244631
Nigga you aren't even a whale. Congrats, a trucker with a week of work outperformed you