/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>57237190
BUY THE NEWS

WTF IS GOING ON GUYS IT'S NOT PUMPING

>>57237198
gotta wipe out the leverage tards first

>>57237198
sell the news, faggot.

>>57237198
i bought back at 45.5k and im gonna keep buying, nobody can stop me

Shit it shot up to 47,775 then dumped kek

>>57237190
LEGENDARY THREAD. WE'RE GOING TO MAKE IT LETS GO

why has lamestream media not reported on this yet? nothing on google if you search bitcoin etf

>>57237190
ITS OVER WE ARE DUMPING HARD

>>57237259
as always, twitter had the scoop

>>57237190
It's dumping

>>57237190
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HERE WE GO

lol ofc approval starts with a huge red candle

Sticky soon I guess, thus the bullrun of all bullruns begins.

Fucking what

damn i am sitting fuckin pretty. was considering consolidating into btc for the announcement, saw just how fuckin faggy redditors were being about it, decided to wait and see. maybe i am learning after all

>nothing on their website

https://www.sec.gov/

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>57237287
started with a fat green candle to 48k, actually

>>57237279
Oh fuck lmao
It's dumping really hard
Is it really the biggest sell the news event of all time?

>>57237259
The SEC posted it directly to their X/Twitter account. It wasn't reported by a 3rd party

I am ready for you to troll me for weeks. Or did you realize finally YOU are the fucking retard and that there was 0% chance of postponement?

If you are man enough, you can come in here and apologize.

But, you aren't. Your penis is small.

ETF Approved, suck my dick.

Posting in legendary thread
I WAS HERE
M63NXM

ITS A FAKE. SEC twitter is hacked this is to demoralize us extra hard when they deny tomorrow.

>>57237316
blackrock coming in w/ 2 billion by next week, so no who knows what it will do before ETF money stats pumping in though

>>57237333
CHECKED

they have to make it cheap for when they will buy the ETFs tomorrow duh

*SCCCCHHHHLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP*
Green candle soon.

>>57237303
It's a hacked X acct kek

>>57237190

NVM ITS OVER
https://x.com/GaryGensler/status/1744833049064288387?s=20

https://nitter.net/GaryGensler/status/1744833049064288387
OH MY FUCKING CHRIST

Did someone seriously just fuck the market with a hacked tweet

MUH DICK

I hurt myself today,
To see if I still feel

FAKE NEWS

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHHAHAAHAHHA

https://twitter.com/GaryGensler/status/1744833049064288387

Wouldnt this make btc less desirable since its now properly taxable?

EPIC BREAD MY SIDES=======>

KEK

Lol, they were "hacked." Right. Top kek.

jfc I'm going to bed

>>57237403
wtf
t
f

>>57237403
>>57237391
>>57237372
OHNONONONO
This is going to be extra spicy when they reject tomorrow. Will send the pprice tumbling sub 30k.

>inb4 they deny the etf because btc is too volatile, easily manipulated and this is their proof

LOL SEC HACKED

Kek this is funny af. How do we know it wasn't Gary's account that was just hacked? lolol

One bullrun to rule them all begins. Crypto will reach the fattest mc ever this year.

>>57237434
"HACKED"

>>57237403
Holy shit.

Drama endures wtf

>>57237190
A SINGLE TWEET CAN PUMP IT
>>57237372
AND A SINGLE TWEET CAN DUMP IT

1000s of dollars win or lost either way; liquidation cascades as both shorts and longs are wiped out; marriages wrecked and life's broken.

wicked crazy times we are living in boyos. wicked crazy.

>>57237441
Indeed Rashneesh indeed

lfg the memes will be tasty

so at least we now know it wouldve pumped on the news
good spot to open a long a catch a dip? or are doomposters gonna start saying theres no etf at all now?

oh no no no no no no

>>57237484
it didnt pump though

So we get the most bullish news ever
>a lil 10% bump
Turns out it’s fake
>DOOMPA
So I guess not much to look forward to either way then lol

>>57237473
The bognaroff brothers are alive and manipulating crypto

>>57237490
It hit 48k fir a little while

>>57237490
it pumped over $1k in 15 minutes on coinbase

LMAAAAAOOOOOOOOOO

>>57237190
>chainlink didn't even react
The soul crushing terrible price action must continue at all costs.

>>57237541
You can't even make this shit up.

Is the SEC testing waters? Or just plain old unprofessionalism?

AMATEUR HOUR

>thanks for playing
>ggnorefunds

So the SEC gets to engage in blatant market manipulation and all they have to say is they were "hacked." BAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT

>>57237630
The SEC is manipulating the market to prove how easy it is to manipulate the market.

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is this some "silent weapons for quiet wars" bullshit or what

>>57237690
nigga

>>57237190
SEC was "hacked" lmao HAHAHAHAHAHA this is a fucking clown show

>>57237190
thats crazy

>>57237198
liquidate all longs and shorts then we moon

THIS CANNOT BE REAL. MY SIDES. LEVERAGED NIGGERS FUCKED BOTH WAYS.

welcome to the jungle lmao

This seems more plausible to me, shorting and posting a denial tweet would have made a ton of money.

>>57237748
It was the ultimate rug pull lmao

>>57237595
It makes you wonder, like, what computer is logged into that account, exactly. How many people have access or could login to that account?
There is no way this was an actual account compromise, right?
Jfc

This is the funniest shit ever.

Pajeet intern clicked the send button too soon

>>57237718
i'm high sorry

I don't want to live in this timeline

Fuck this shit I'm opening a binance account I can't keep using dex exchanges + rango when the united states is trying to fuck us all over and they can't keep their fucking accounts secured enough thank god i used rango or else i couldve lost everything. Hope whoever hacked that balding child raping faggot burns in hell.

So people went leverage short selling the news, they are going to get fucked when it is approved tomorrow and turbo pumps kek

>>57237749
Holy fuck i just remembered these faggots exist. My heart goes out to em, many suicides will take place today

>>57237791
Kek

>>57237806
EMBRACE THE FUCKING CHINK ALREADY ANON.

>>57237435
OG SEC tweet was deleted

>>57237541
>>57237571
these fucking boomers can't even keep their fucking twitter accounts safe hahahahah how can you trust these fucking morons with your money.

what even is money at this point.

>>57237806
>rango
redpilled. fees are practically nonexistant. but yes during these trying times youll need a binance or kraken acc.

>>57237860
Who cares nigger I just want to make it and that's it

>>57237489
>Finally buy to get out of the sidelines, hyped up by the news-
>This shit happens
>Lost $20 dollars
I'm going to pick up smoking again this shit is going to be interesting for at least another 2 days

>>57237190
FUCK JEWS

>>57237858
THEY PLAYED US LIKE A DAMN FIDDLE ONCE AGAIN

>>57237887
Who could it be?!
----
IT'S ME MUMU!!!
AW SUNOVABITCH
IT'S ME MUMU, IT WAS ME ALL ALONG MUMU!!!

YOU ALL BOUGHT IT
YOU ALL BOUGHT IT
HOOK
LINE
AND STINKY LINKY
YOU ALL BOUGHT IT!

EVEN MY FAMILY
EVEN MY IMMEDIATE FAMILY BOUGHT IT!
EVERY DAMN ONE OF YOU WERE MADE FOOLS OF!

BUT YOU KNOW
I REALLY...DIDN'T WANT TO HAVE TO DO IT
MUMU MADE ME
STONE COLD STEVE MUMU MADE ME FOOL YOU
HE MADE ME, BECAUSE MUMU
I HAD TO TEACH YOU A LESSON
THAT YOU WOULD NEVER
EVER
FORGET!!!

AND MUMU
MUMU NOW YOU KNOW

THERE IS NO PRICE POINT I WILL NOT SHORT!
THERE IS NO DEPTH THE PRICE WILL NOT STOOP TO!
TO MAKE YOUR LIFE HERE, ON EARTH MUMU,
A TOTAL
COMPLETE
LIVING
HELL!!!!

>CTO
Now this is pod racing

these jews are 100% testing the waters. there is no fucking way fucking GARY GESLER didn't have 2FA turned on or some shit.

>>57237690
based

>>57237806
>he insists on dex and swap solutions
(You) *deserve* this bro

They're all in on it. The exchanges, the SEC, the hedge funds. They're going to milk this shit as a long as they can while dumping on the plebs. Lmao.

>>57237921
He's a boomer, he might not even have a smartphone

>>57237921
A 100%

There's no fucking way they hacked it at this precise time.

Either they changed their decision about etfs or they are testing waters.

They dumped it so their hedge fund friends can buy it cheaply before tomorrows approval

Jewish tricks

Maybe an employee found out that the ETFs will be rejected and decided to post that tweet as a form of protest.

>>57237917
kino

>>57237881
>I'm going to pick up smoking again this shit is going to be interesting for at least another 2 days
lmao dont tempt me bro!

>>57237860
Bitcoin is money. All rest is credit and funny money.

>>57237384
Yes.

It’s Elon and his fucking dog all over again.

>>57237510
Not quite, I’ve got a sell order in for $47,999 and it was $50 short.

It better actually pump to $48k tomorrow on the real announcement.

>>57237786
What's happening here?

>>57237940
wait for the AGI and/or quantum computing rugpull
on EVERYTHING
if you don't hold it, you don't own it

>>57238116
She is getting the vaxx

>>57237554
Hush now, the adults are talking.

>>57237749

I'm sure that was the intention of the hacker

>>57237198
>ITS FAKE!
https://www.youtube.com/WATCH?V=kRZ7zYNB9sM

LMAO wow. This is either a big fuck up by the one(s) running the Twitter or it was a big pre planned thing to make inside money.
If it was hacked the Tweet would still be there. Wow

>>57238003
Joesthetics was clearly skipping Brain day because he was still dumb enough to take the vaxx and die of blood clots.

>>57238218
sorry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRZ7zYNB9sM

>>57237860
>what even is money at this point.
nigga you just wasted your life savings on a TWEET
in 2024
i love this website

>>57238222
BTW, it doesn't say hacked, it says compromised. He needs to be held accountable. But nothing will happen. As always. As usual. As predicted.

All ETFs will be approved tomorrow.

They are just laughing in everyone's faces...Why??? It's very simple.

Starting tomorrow, Jews will be able to manipulate the price more easily.

It's sad. Satoshi created this shit to FCK the Jews and now...

>>57237708
we've got one that can see!

>>57238116
She’s getting the BBC

>>57237690
got us another hacker here lads

>>57238317
Jews can’t be held accountable. Only goyim will be held accountable for Jew actions. There was this one guy about 80 years ago that I heard about trying to hold the Jews accountable

>>57237917
>Elon did it
What's his endgame?

Doesn't matter much to me any of this. I'm not selling my portfolio till a 10x simple as. It bleeds again I buy more like I did this summer.

>>57237198
it's priced in. i've been telling you idiots since 16k or something.

>>57237791
damn. mega chutzpah on display trolling elon and cryptochads. lmao

so how high are we going when the real deal drops tomorrow? i'm guessing instant 100k.

>>57239243
$48k and then a dump down ~30%.

Almost like it did today.

>>57239305
it only stopped pumping at 48k because it was revealed to be a fake tweet. i think it would've continued to pump.

>>57237190
>It was a fake post
Kek. The response is hilarious.

https://twitter.com/SECGov/status/1744837121406349714#m

>>57237339
What will blackrock be putting that in? Just BTC? Or low key some alt they have in sight?

>>57239382
no one cares about alts anon

>>57237786
>Webm
I forgot I made that one.

>>57237791
Hahaha.

>>57238222
Holy checked.
Yeah they werent hacked what a bunch of bullshit. This kike needs to be subject to a public lynching. Imagine all the shorts that just liquidated.

>>57237690
Is this rly how to share gifs on chan?

>>57238467
Satoshi was a NSA Jew prove me wrong!

>>57238467
>Satoshi created
NO FUCK YOU STUPID FUCKING NIGGERS YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT WHY HE CREATED IT OR WHAT BITCOIN WAS SUPPOSED TO BE YOU ARE ALL JUST SPECULATING GAMBLING RETARDS TRYING TO 10X AND CASH OUT THAT'S ALL CRYPTO IS FOR ALL OF YOU JUST A CASINO YOU ALL DESERVE TO GET MANIPULATED BY JEWS YOU'RE THE ONES WHO CAUSED THIS DON'T BLAME THE FUCKING JEWS ON THIS ONE NOBODY TAKES CRYPTO SERIOUSLY IT WILL NEVER BE AN INFLATION HEDGE IT WILL NEVER BE DIGITAL GOLD 94% OF IT IS OWNED BY WHALES THROWING OUT BEARTRAPS TO DUMP THEIR BAGS ON YOU AND LAUGH FUCK YOUUUUUU THIS SHIT IS WHY WE CANT HAVE NICE THINGS.

>>57239408
>>57237786
>>57238116
Its so over the top. If youre ever fucking a girl and she is acting like that saying shit like “ ooh yeaah daddy “ etc she is so faking it.
Girls only enjoy 3 stages of sex:
1. When they are manhandled from all the imagination and shit, being enticed and from the situation itself

2. When girls are on their periods and to them fucking is like getting a scratch down there (its fucking disgusting i know but bear with me)

3. And third is when you find rythm, when she goes quieter and starts letting her motions do the talking, she will start moving in ways that either move her away from you or towards you in a way as to control her sensations.
When she starts getting in a rythm, breathing less deep breaths, and tenses up, then she is actually closer to orgasming. And when shes actually orgasming well that depends om the girl, she might completely tense up and make a weird sounds, but never some “ooh daddy” sounds, it would be like moans and shit into catching their breath.
Protip to get girls closer to the edge is to play with their nipples or clitoris while ur fucking them.

t. Good at noticing behavioural patterns but not very good with people sex haver

Also, dont trust women ever anons, if she wasnt a virgin before u met her she doesnt deserve your trust unless shes 100% perfect in all else for 5 or more years

At best we are getting a delay and a "It came from a wet market" tier investigation.

>>57239546
>Its so over the top. If youre ever fucking a girl and she is acting like that saying shit like “ ooh yeaah daddy “ etc she is so faking it.
Kenzie is a cheeky memesta though, she's clearly ramps up the absurdity for the lulz.

>>57239546
kek well done anon

>>57237809
There are more longs than short right now.
The short squeeze already happened.
Just in binance there are 3b liquidation from 46 to 43.
Those and cme keep the price up.
They probably will cash out in the spike.

>>57239317
You checked sell walls?

>>57237287
Huh? No it didn't lol. Bears are the most dishonest people, I swear.

>>57237473
Kinda destroys the priced in narrative

>>57237786
What the hell is on her lip?

>>57239387
Gary longed BTC, posted the tweet, then took his profits, if that's not painfully obvious you're a fucking dumb.

Of course it was all manipulation, but the first reaction was a pump followed by a dump.
Propably this is going to happen, with even higher volatility after the real approval.
>>57238116
She was chocking after eating a peanut.

>>57242005
2005
Good year

>>57241547
It's lumpy lip filler. Happens if you get filler for years without dissolving.

>>57237690
wtf is this dolphin video doing on my computer