/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>57238169
Take that $2k to the Walmart crafts aisle, buy a sewing machine, some cotton, some fabric, and some other cool decorative stuff, and make some puppets and become a ventriloquist.

>>57238169
DCA BTC and a couple alts for years
I did it while working as a hotel porter and saved enough to work for myself

>>57238237
what do you do

>>57238205
lol
how can he do that if he has a small penis

>real plan
>take 300 bucks
>go to 2 whores in 2 days
watch your life change because of confidence

>>57238169
Buy BTC calls with 1000x leverage and pray to Jesus, Buddha and Spongebob.

Buy kneepads and suck 1 million dicks for 1 dollar each.

>>57238338
So, Op just drives around and washes sheets? Sounds comfy desu. Why is that hard?

>>57238169
Learn javascript or get into sales

>>57238169
Start no fap no porn immediately and take back control of your life. It's not going to be easy but better now than never. I wish you good luck.

>>57238169
But how were you not able to save more than 2k since you were 20?

go to Japan, I have a small penis and I was told it's big by many Japanese girls

>>57238169
Radical acceptance. Accept this is where you are and that's okay. Keep saving, keep compounding. Don't yolo on any of the retarded shit. Adapt a learner mindset and spend your free time to learn a skill as a hobby. Same principle as rolling a snowball down a hill if you stick it out the good things will compound as well. Keep your head above water and keep moving forward. You might not make it but you will move on your own terms. A freedom not a lot of people choose to experience. Read everything and exercise. The rest is up to the universe. Luck favors the prepared.

>>57238169
>small penis
Shave, lose weight, pump + extender. It's literally that easy.

>>57238169
>mid 30s
>virgin

kek no fucking way. impossible

>>57238552
How does this help? How does not jerking off help you make it in any way?

Spend the 2k on a down payment for a training course in a trade school or something to improve your employment opportunities. Or some other self-improvement venture. You need to invest in yourself and your skills.

>>57238169
At this point I’d just have a midlife crisis and start living in the woods homeless. At least that would be somewhat exciting and freeing.

>>57238169
By unironic becoming a devout Christian (Catholic).

I’m 30 and a virgin too. It sucks. It’s something I just need to live with. I’d never see an escort or anything.

>>57238169
Tell us some gross hotel laundry stories!

>>57238661
Same, except my penis is only slightly above average (5.7 inches, nothing special) but I had to buy extra-large condoms with little cartoon elephants on them. I plan on going back to Japan, too many fat people in America.

>>57238169
>30
>no gf
>somehow buy an apartment in 2021
>0 money, just a SPX bag
I'll be here for years, but at least I hit the lottery before it all blew up

>>57239407
>buy an apartment
i bought a house, and it was the worst thing ive ever done in my life
its falling apart
repairs are expensive
id rather be a renter now

>>57239407
Why does every virgin always have at least one good shit?

>33 KHV
>living with parents
>recently turned my life around and found a job
>pajeet tier bottom rank programmer (don't think I'm smart enough for this desu)
>$50k in cryptos
Pls tell me I'm going to break out of this rut in the next couple of years. I want to move out so badly but just enduring it at the moment to DCA into crypto instead since we were/are still in bear market.

>>57239508
Any person can have a radically different (better) life in just 6 months from now if they truly want it and truly put in the work 100% from this point on. You can be wealthier, healthier and in a way better social/romantic position all in just 6 months from now, even if you're at rock bottom right now.

But the reality is that the vast majority of people are simply too weak-willed to actually put in the continuous effort and it's extremely hard to suddenly magically gain very strict discipline after 3 decades of no discipline.
So it all depends on how much genuine control you have over your own day to day thoughts and actions

>>57238169
Buy ALPH

Your number one priority is passing on your genes abd not being a genetic dead end. Preferably continuing your family tree in a way that your parents will be able to spend time with their grand kids

M you should marry whatever you can get and have at least 3kids with her

But if this is not possible for you then either
-become a sperm donor , but you might be too old for this since they stop accepting sorry at 35 at some sperm banks. If you do this you might get 15 kids
-abduct a girl and rape her pregnant in your basement . Once you get to three kids then let yourself get arrested because your job is done , or abduct several women so you can get them pregnant in parallel

You need to do whatever it takes not to be a genetic dead end

Those are the true losers in life

its beyond over

>>57239722
This is the most retarded shit I've ever read. Literal npc behavior.

>>57239622
True, but I also think most people don’t actually know what to do to change their lives either.

Can’t really help you with the virginity or small penis, but the obvious thing to do to improve your material situation is to either start a company or get into a better paying job by going to trade school or college or getting a security gig

>>57238449
He washes sheets soiled from people who fucked on them, probably just reminded how he will never have a bitch of his own.

>>57239722
Yeah I really wish that I could have sex one day. At 30 it’s too late for me though.

>>57238205
Keeek

>>57238169
I think in your situation the answer is always military, trucking, or "learn to code and become a QA". In all seriousness.

>>57239811
How is it “too late”? I can tell from this post you’re fat, at a dead-end job, or just plain lazy.
If you have money and you’re /fit/ women WILL flock to you, it’s not hard at all. Unless you have a genuine excuse such as having your dick cut off stop complaining and wallowing. Even retarded broccoli-haired zoomers with the intelligence of goldfish manage relationships, it’s NOT hard.

Fun fact: sex feels exactly the same as masturbation.

>>57240112
I’m not fat. I make about $100K too. I just don’t have any friends and am basically a shut-in. Live with my parents. I can’t really change anything.

>>57238169
>small penis
Just use your finger to get them off, they won't mind.

>>57240112
but i want 18 year olds and not women in their late 20s or older

>>57239749
I have no clue, just stacking crypto for now and staying in my room 24/7, thank god for WFH.

>>57240443
I don't think age has anything to do with it unless you're like in your 50s or you want a stable relationship. I'm khv but know relatives and some other people in relationships that have a big age gap and no one in real life really cares. It's just people online complaining.

>>57238169
get some MAGA TRUMP today
You'll still a virgin and will also have a small penis, but at least you'll have a 3x next month if you hold

>>57238205
kek

>>57238205
lmao

>>57238169
if you invest in BTC when ETF get approved you will

>regress to mid 20s
>leave your disgusting laundry wagejob
>200k in savings
>buy a real house
>fuck so many women
>grow a bigger penis

meanwhile you can play blocklords and wait for the new token

>>57240753
This just buy 2k worth of btc and hold it for 10 years.

>>57238169
put a girl's ankles on your shoulders to make it easy to hit her bottom. Unless you have a micropenis, you should be able to do it.

>>57239100
Not much since the haitian immigrants actually work and this one young dude is also there, everything is in order.
Grossest shit is a baby shitted a shit of shits and the smell penetrated the other towels it was mixed in.
Reeked worse than the trash compactor.

>>57238169
you dont, you just die. thx for playing

>>57238169
What's the most cum you've ever seen on a piece of hotel laundry?

>>57240763
exactly, do this just to have some hope while your life slips away into nothingness

That's crazy I'm 27 have 150k NW with comfy 6 figure job and had sex with my blonde blue-eyed PAWG GF last night and this morning no LARP

>>57240753
is blocklords fun are were you memeing it

>>57238169
>24
>6’2ft, 17cm dick, good looking
>MD/PhD candidate, already accepted in dermatology residency in beautiful European country
>40k savings
>≈38k net yearly earnings as junior doctor, don’t care
>insurance, transport, gym all paid for
>posed to make mid/high six figures, cure people of cancer, operate and be surrounded by beautiful women for the rest of my life
How do non-doctors even cope?

>>57238169
Move to Thailand with a fake degree and teach English. It’s not like it was 20 years ago, but you should live life a little on the wild side and get out of the US. What has Uncle Sam done for you? Anytime you find yourself in a slave position you should recognize it and gtfo. If you feel comfortable doing the Ghailand thing, great, stay, save money but treat yourself to some cooming sessions here and there. Avoid long term women if possible. If you want more chaos in your life and craziness then go to East Africa. But whatever you do, gtfo of your current situation it’s a life trap.

>>57241431
by not being a skin doctor cuck, literally, would rather wipe shit

>>57241514
what´s the alternative to Thailand?

>>57241517
>find melanoma in someone
>cut it out within 20 minutes
>cure them of lethal cancer

or, even better

>have dumb bimbos visit your office for fillers and Botox
>make 300 EUR in 30 minutes just by chatting and setting 4-5 injections
>go golf and ski in your free time

There’s a reason why derm is more competitive than neurosurgery

>>57241514
What do you mean by fake degree? Just have fake paperwork saying you graduated, or do you mean some sort of degree mill that will sell you one?

>>57238169
Just go trans you'll be fine

u maybe a loser by ur country's standards, but at least you're from the us / eu
even as a loser u can have a good stress-free life in ur 1 world country
and even with a tiny bit of autism or creativity u can develop a hobby and monetize it, it's so fucking easy . like there are retards making bullshit garbage videos on youtube and making money from it, it's SO FUCKING EASY

>t. anon from a sanctioned country that shall not be named , paypal is blocked, visa/mastercard is blocked, national currency is dead, median income is barely enough to cover basic needs.

>>57238169
YGMI, trust in Jesus alone. Faith alone saves.

>>57239744
Spoken like a true omega genetic dead end with no spine and so spiritually and mentally sick and cucked he is totally out of touch with the most natural , healthy instinct to breed which all organisms have even the most lowly

You are literally lower than all other organisms you genetic dead end fucking loser

You will be wiped from existence without a trace .
People like you are the only genuine losers in the world

>>57240119
Not true it feels better

>>57239487
You can have many good shits if you eat more vegetables and apples.

>>57238169
We are about the same position anon. The only difference is that I am rotating with 4 girls now.

>>57238781
It does because you keep the energy of creation inside of yourself.

>>57238169
When I hear/read people who become failures, I can understand sucking it up and getting over not having a good career or that much money, but I could never accept missing out on sex and getting laid. That's too painful. Imagine being old and knowing you'll never get another chance to fuck around and have a girl physically into you. It's so demoralizing that I would just give up. If I was a loser in my 30s, but still enjoyed my 20s fucking, I could power through it and know I at least got to experience life.

>>57239722
>Actual >130 IQ post
100% correct, it's absolutely 100% the only verifiable purpose we have in this reality. To miss out on sex is absolutely fucked up. I have more respect for some random security guard getting paid near minimum wage and raising a family with his wife and not being a genetic dead end than I do for some sperg retard who sits at home coping all day that women don't deserve his superior genetics. People who can't get laid typically cope hard and make up excuses for not having gotten laid yet.
>I'm too good for the women who hit on me
>It's not worth the time
>It's too expensive
>I'm too smart
>I could get laid if I tried
It's all pathetic, forget about one's ability to get a career, if a man can't even get laid, he's a true loser.

>>57242334
If you didn't fuck any girls in your 30s it means you're homosexual or asexual so it doesn't matter since you're not attracted to girls. It's like saying to you that you missed so much on gay sex, it doesn't mean anything to you.

>>57238237
>DCA BTC
>literally do a 2x at most
>2x 2k = 4k
>you can now buy a nice mountain bike to travel to places

>>57238169
If you have less than 50k investible assets you should be spending all your free time farming airdrops. Go make 5 Keplr wallets and stake 10 TIA on each one as well as some OSMO and ATOM. That will get you qualified for a bunch of airdrops in the coming months that will be worth thousands each. From there start farming the Base, Linea, ZkSync and LayerZero airdrops. The airdrops from these will push you comfortably into 6 figures by the end of the year. From there hold BTC/ETH until you have $500k and then move to SEA and live out your days banging trannies.

>>57238661
If you aren't ugly as a sin you can also move to eastern europe. Slavic women love white foreigners with average faces and lots of money.

>>57238396
based,
the only logical thinker here desu

test

>>57241879
wagies are worse losers objectively. you sound like a wage slave

>>57238169
It's over boyo, buy them 'pads.

>>57238169
work hard to become owner of hotel chains

>>57240119
>hearing someone who loves you cum from your cock feels exactly like masturbation
Lmao. Escortcels, please stop offering your opinions on sex

>>57239121
I almost never used condoms with Japanese bitches. Or Korean. Koreans tend to insist sometimes though. J-girls simply don't care, they're like horny rug dolls to throw around. Koreans get bossy

>>57242497
I *am* from Eastern Europe haha.
Actually Czech, but that's the same thing for a Westerner. Unfortunately Czech girls like very big dicks so I get self doubts about trying to have sex with one. Actually I slept with many Asian girls but never even once had a Czech girl.

>>57242497
Sorry, this:
>>57246534
was meant for the anon below you:
>>57242506

You can make it by betting on ETH BETA which is going to be NFTs

BLUR is the governance token for the Blur NFT marketplace

Flooring is an NFT platform that allows fractionalization of NFTs into microtokens to improve affordability and liquidity

Paraspace and Fungify are NFT lending protocols, basically aave and compound of NFTs, although Fungify is more like makerdao of NFTs

Fungify is like S&P500 for NFTs and probably the chapest way to get NFT exposure through their collections, especially for noobs. instead of handpicking NFTs you can just purchase an NFT index

it's similar to Paraspace but you can also get yield on NFTs and also long and short them

if you think NFTs will be making a comeback and you don't want to handpick NFTs yourself, you can just buy these 4 assets

>>57238169

Sorry to hear that anon. I'm not exactly good at giving advice, but I'd say if you want a shot in the dark take $500-$1000 (however much you feel comfortable investing) and putting it into an ALTCOIN of your choice. Most of them are -90% down right now, so you're buying at a massively discounted price. If you buy $500 worth of ADA and it returns to its all time high price, that'll be worth about $3,000. If you make a slightly riskier bet on something like GRT, BAT, or Loopring, and they return to their all time high prices in the bull run, that will be about a 10x. $500 to $5,000 or $1,000 to $10,000. However, you do have to bare in mind, that is not guaranteed and is a gamble at the end of the day, hence why it's a shot in the dark. But if you really feel stuck, I think it's worth giving a go. Good luck to you anon, I wish you the best.