/biz/ - Business & Finance

Imagine trying to short the most popular president in history on an election year haha couldn't be me thisis fucking bullshit

how do I long argentina

Can MARA pump so I can get the fuck out, plz k thx.

>he didn't buy ARM

>>57221513
Why? Their economy is worse than the US, they have a long history of rugpulling investors, and they're dolarizing.

>>57221498
AMD is now officially on it's way to $300. Prove me wrong.

cnbc stream link is down; anyone got an alt?
the newslive . com one is heavily cropped.

>>57221498
FTL will be able to outrun the niggers

i'm making so much money today it's unreal

>>57221347
this also. the biggest reason it always goes up.
>>57221372
which market? djia is at aths, sp500 is like less than 1% below ath. nasdaq is a higher loss, like 10% but it will be at aths within a quarter. most large caps are up.

you cant wait until you see markets break ath to say its bullish again. you need to look at the trend over past months.

>another Boeing shitbox almost kills everyone on board
>just a week ago the japanese coast guard plane got GAANed
What the fuck is going on

Woops. Wrong thread.

Post your ‘23 year end totals.

>>57221551
>AMD bears right now

Just pulled the trigger on USO. How fucked am I?

>>57221591
I made 35k last year but lost 39k in 2022 so..

I'm getting out of GME cult today. I can't take it anymore this bullshit with a dead stock that will "one day" flip green. Up 3k on it but been holding since before the squeeze. Feel like I've missed out on so much.

What do I drop 5k in for a gamble??

>>57221611
>bears right now
bears at all in 2024 gonna get heemed. if anyone actually thought last week was a reason to go short suddenly theyll be broke.

>>57221640
BA calls easy money

>>57221587
> Boeing
It's not some wacky conspiracy, company went to shit after merging with McDonnell Douglas. That was the point where MBAs started prioritizing nickel-and-diming over actually producing quality engineering. I've heard those doors in particular were contracted out to a vendor with a history of poor quality control.

>>57221591
22k which i think translates to 62%.

GO UP YOU STUPID BITCH

Nope, fuck that shit. Selling my Boeing shorts. I guess ameritards are too dumb to understand the implications for Boeing kek

>>57221591
My best year so far. I lost 46k in 2022.

>>57221582
are yah winning son?

>>57221551
Based. AMD is literally since early 2016 free money.

>oil bulls

>>57221640

>>57221591

DOWN 50%

send help

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wrsZog8qXg

>>57221666
i mean yeah i beat inflation rate. the 62% is obviously not adjusted for inflation but a 44% is still pretty good imo.

Tsla choppy p.o.s. I get burned every time

I lost 25% of my new account in 2hrs scalping nasdaq

>>57221640
take it as a big lesson.

>>57221660
Despite my bashing here: >>57221660
I will say that the United States government will never allow Boeing to fail. It's simply too important to our defense and aerospace industries. Something like 75% of all commercial flights use Boeing jets, there's simply no one else to pivot to. The absolute worst that could happen is dealing with a few lawsuits and cleaning house in the executive suite.
To that end, the "implications" for Boeing only really applies to their management. The company will be fine, people will still buy their planes.

>>57221692
I'm not that anon from previous thread but this ath (due to inflation) is no longer an ath.

>>57221640
Don’t gamble it. All in on AMD. It literally has a non insignificant chance of 180-200+ by EOY 2024.

>>57221498
>market move

>>57221591
ended 2023 with ~110k, +145%

>>57221591
>Post your ‘23 year end totals.
Up 1% (started in november)
My 24 totals so far:
Down 2%

Kek

>>57221666
>18.6%
The number is based on official statistics they started doctoring hard in 2020, it's so much higher than that.
>it's a vaccine if we change the official definition of a vaccine
>it's not a recession if we change the official definition of a recession
>it's not inflation if we remove all the inflated items from the data before calculating the number

>>57221723
don't forget arm

>>57221667
All tech has been free money, the hell are you even talking about? NVDA is the single best tech stock. It has outperformed everything else by a mile. For stability and guaranteed gains despite the economy and outlook, I'd still go with MSFT and Broadcom though. Those two are my favorites. Lum would be proud

>want to stonk
>its been a 'bad time' to stonk for years

Tired of sitting at the money market kids table

>>57221808
Just buy every dip and you will outperform 99% of the people here

>>57221786
>Broadcom
Broadcom looks like they're trying to become a holding company. You really expect them to grow?

I have purchased some AMD, expect it to fall bigly

>>57221808
> its been a 'bad time' to stonk for years
S&P is up over 20% compared to a year ago and 15% compared to two months ago. Don't let doomers get to you, just take the leap.

i lost 50% of the account

>>57221703
>>57221723
Thanks bros. Kid on the way so need this big ups

>God blesses you from Texas

>>57221513
PAMPA, YPF, TX, LOMA. Or find a MERVAL ETF is such a thing exists.

But also not sure it's a good time. Milei is fucking nuts.

>>57221714
ohh i gotcha now. i was looking at wrong post.

>>57221700
>>57221861

>>57221833
Everything is bad under Biden.
Short every pump.

>>57221700
>scalping this market
Should have realized since october if not earlier that this shitmarket moves in one direction for weeks if not months.

>>57221883
Aren't election years where it gets pumped? Wouldn't a bad market be bad for reelecting Biden?

>>57221808
Hence DCA. Mad respect for the people who consistently win at options, but that's not for most of us. Just DCA into ETFs or into boomer stocks like KO anon, kiss your sister goodnight, and sleep well.

>>57221838
I fully expect all tech to do +40% every year from here on as ridiculous as it sounds. That includes Broadcom. Yeah yeah I know. There is no point in arguing with me on this. I have fully accepted that the market will just keep on chugging forever. There is just too much money and too much gains to be lost otherwise. All the money from the 401ks are passively invested so that also props up the markets. Plus the devaluation of the dollar and lack of a QT. China is dead, EU is alright, demand for US tech keeps increasing. Yeah, US tech is only gonna keep pumping, irregardless what kind of tech it is. Micron has lost tons of revenue yet it is valued much higher now. That's just how it is

>>57221843
nooo how could you do this to meeee

T-THANKS FOR THE CHEAPIES

HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO MEEEEEEEEEEE

Gonna need a bigger one

HE DIDN'T BUY ARM

I'm new to trading.

>>57221899
the election is a long way away and the electorate has the memory of a goldfish, as long as it's pumping 2-3 months before the election it doesn't matter
but also it doesn't matter because elections are fake so whatever

>>57221580
Good thing is, it was 80-90% chocolate, so the calories are primarily fat and not gay sugar.

>>57221910

JD is healing.

Hey, MUMU! Everybody's here. There's BOBO. HEDGIE. Good to see you,JANNY.

You got everything you need? The chef cooked for you special, the dancers will kick your tongue out and your credit is good. Draw chips for everyone in the room so they can play on the house

>the lum tranny is back
Short everything.

>>57221899
>https://www.forbes.com/advisor/investing/how-do-elections-affect-the-stock-market/
Look at the data. Elections have a random impact on the markets. Sometimes it's bigly up, sometimes bigly down, sometimes a bit up, other times a bit down. I dunno, but the current administration will most certainly take credit for "handling the inflation" and that will pump the markets. JPow will also cut like a bitch so there is that.
>>57222020
You no like Lum?

>looked at buying NVDA 480c for March when it was at 473 last week
>didn't pull the trigger

>>57221862
Congrats bro (from TN)! I just found out that my first is on its way. Scared af but excited!

>>57221498
>Roman edition
sorry for being late my liege, the jannys were fucking with my captcha

Just calculated my net negative from playing around with options:

-657 bucks

My biggest win: +150 with alphabet
My biggest loss: -550 with Microsoft (unrealized, but it'll probably stay that way unless a miracle happens)

That's not too bad right?

>>57222055
Congrats. Please don't refer to your child as "it." .

>>57221591
negative 1200
it went up literally every put/ put spread I bought

>>57222059
i bought a house trading options for 2 months.


guys, how many good faith violations can you get before the jews come knocking? Asking for a friend using fidelity.

>>57222059
yup! from there it only gets easier (to lose more money)

surely stocks will never go down again after last week... right?

>>57222059
>>57222080
sorry, to clarify, i earned the down payment. not the whole value of the house.

be careful this week boys

>>57222080
>bought a house trading options for 2 months
Stop lying anon

>>57222140
>>57222096
not the whole house. i knew you shitheads would cherry pick the details.

>>57222116
thats when CPI is released

>>57222116
>>57222161

Fucking zoomers don't even remember 2004

>>57222161
>thats when CPI is released

>>57222180
2004 was great, I got drunk at a keg party and fucked this 22 year old chick while I was still underage.

>>57222116
short interest report is 10th, how much did burry loose?

>>57222180
>2004
i think we learned about it in ancient history class

>>57222059
>That's not too bad right?
Anons please tell me it's not.... R-right?

i grow weary of this rigged "market"

>>57222215
If we had took the money spent on the keg of beer and had bought Apple stock we probably could have like 20 keg parties even after inflation.

>stocks up
>vix up
>bond prices up
what did they mean by this?

>>57222116

fuck I wish my life was as cool as Baggie's

>>57222224
>how much did burry loose?

>>57222222

if this post is bullish I will close all my shorts

>>57222230
No thats not bad brother. I would suggest only playing options on a small batch of tickers that you are intimately familiar with.

I would suggest spy, qqq/sqqq, & iwm. Those are just the ones I had the most early fortune with. I feel like they helped me tune my eye for price action.

You can lose 90% of the time if you are structured and disciplined. You can be wrong 9 out of 10 times and still make money on your winners if you are methodical, structured and consistent.

>>57222237
Yes, what paper assets can we buy that aren't scams? REITs in livable and industrial real estate (steering far away from commercial). I know REITs have a pretty bad reputation, but really what else is there?

>>57222243
DXY died

>>57222215
>college girl hooks up with child
sounds itchy. how long did you drip before you hit the antibiotics?
>>57221510
I laughed.
>>57222241
If you had all the beer money, ever, in Amazon at the time?
>>57222116
uh, is this on par with the black lady in the basement apartment rolling chicken bones to tell you if you're gonna meet the love of your life this week? cause I can tell you from experience, that's been a cornerstone disappointment for two decades now.

non-dividend stocks are a fucking scam
the only reason you make money of it is because there are bigger retards than you buying stocks at a price that has no correlation to the companies actual performance

>>57221591
i made 20% returns, which is $300

>>57222309
>stock
>buybacks

>>57222116
I heard Uranus is in retrograde

>>57222303
>uh, is this on par
no the moon cycle is real shit. negro chicken bone lady is a larp

>>57222277

Thanks anon. I'll try to get the 550 back somehow and then I'll probably stop and do normal stocks

>AEHR
are you ok, anon,

>>57222303
I didnt even get a venereal disease because 2004 was awesome.

>>57222256
All you have to do is stop taking your meds, start believing your delusions, and then post about them! It's that easy

>>57222311
congrats king!
>>57222324
>they ever really buy back
Buybacks are how the board pay themselves a guaranteed rate for their vests while the company tends to simply dilute. Mathematically, a company buying back above a reasonable mix between book and tangible, imo, is burning cash for advertising. It is possible, but doesn't it seem like they could, dunno, build something and earn everyone even more instead? Certainly not buybacks at greater than private lender rates. Right? You're not suggesting buybacks at <100% p/b
>>57222335
I dunno, she was right about me not trusting the cannoli. I mean, I ate them to find out, but she was right.

MUMU YOU DONT COME TO /SMG/ AND TALK TO A MAN LIKE BOBO GREENE LIKE THAT!

>>57222366
GOOD NEWS EVERYONE BAGGIE'S PENIS WAS OKAY

>>57221498
>>57222056
Ave. Let's discuss this over at the Colosseum. Or the Circus if it's more agreeable.

>>57222411
>congrats king!
T-thanks anon

>>57222424
>but his heart was forever blackened
It's like cocaine, you're always chasing.
So anyone wanna guess how long the US plays slap fight with houthi before someone in DC brings everyone home because reason? And is it safe to get back into buying Israeli Intel fronts, or should we wait until they've taken Lebanon too?
>>57222460
Nice, you're set to roll those gains I see.

>>57222447
More useful than 90% of things here.

>>57222447
>priests get front row seats to the brutal action
based

we finna run

>>57222447
Is there a Roman ruin ETF?

IMPORTANT POLL

https://strawpoll.com/Q0ZpRaz49nM
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>>57222116
>new moon
useless

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>57222490
we finna walk

I want this market to dump.
We cant let Biden niggers have any wins.

Boeing edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

>Egg Resources:
https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/APU0000708111

Previous

I LOST IT ALL

>>57222555
nice

>>57222555
at least u got double trips

>>57222555
Time to double down

Place your bets now. How many days or weeks will it take until I reach ATH (left) again?

Today I'm up 100 bucks, so if it keeps pumping like that each day I'll reach it next week. But it probably won't

its going back down right?

How many times do you guys fap per day to relieve stress?

>>57221498
GME CHADS RISE UP

As the dollar continues to lose momentum
He need land from murdered Indians that represent 'em
Gold is up, urging all thugs
Trade in y'all chains for cash and splurge it on drugs
A more secure investment
Food and water, a couple of gallons for your cutest daughter

>>57222579
>anon's ATH is barely breakeven
Bless you bobo.

>>57222599
>>anon's ATH is barely breakeven
It's the weekly gain you brainlet. The +50 is the gain from the very left side.

>>57222583
go back to your containment thread

>>57221498
TMC Chad's I'm up a 17k in the Past 5 days,

>>57222581
None. I'm not a slave to my base impulses.

>>57222613
Oh I see

I’m up 70% on TVTX

>>57221591
It was ok I was up 40k and closed some losses for a 30k year, which finally used up my 11k roll over losses from 2022

did you ever lie to your employer about anything? like on your resume or regarding personal information like medical data etc.

>>57222668
they asked me if I had had sex before, it didn't end well...

Whats up with health care lately why is it having its earnings revised down.

also OIL
LOL
LMAO

>>57222637
So? What are your thoughts?

whats for lunch today goys?

LLAP-sisters, what happened ?

>OIL
>Black gold
>Texas tea

>>57221864
>Milei nuts
he can fix the economy. if there's anything that will make me doubt argentina will succeed economically it's that his party only has like 15% of the seats in Parliament so that's not enough to pass meaningful legislation

>>57222581
once a week. but that's only really necessary if you live in a cage (cramped urban apartment)

>>57221526
Im in the same boat brother. -29%

cathie wood on cnbc in a few minutes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZLfasMPOU4

>>57222756
That guy is a CIA plant. I wouldn't trust him as far as I can throw him.

>>57222740
Chili with pasta.

>>57222787
>as far as I can throw him
isnt he a twink though so he can be thrown pretty far?

>>57222668
They hired me run the place not tell truth. Is this a trick question ?

>>57222838
>i was elected to lead, not to read

why are they fighting and defending a level in the 10 year yield as if the Fed had already cut more than 150bps?

>>57222835
After four years of WFH I don't think I can throw anyone very far.

>>57222867
Never thought I have 10y1! on my watchlist. Thank you jews.

>>57222849
GOTT IN HIMMEL

>people don’t learn at all and think they can short the AMDemon

THEY THOUGHT THEY COULD STOP THE AMDEMON, IM BACK. IM MAKING SO MUCH MONEY I DONT EVEN KNOW WHO I AM ANYMORE.

>>57222912
Himmel, Arsch & Zwirn

>>57222904
Bro your home gym reps?

>>57222344
Fuck it, doubling down.

>friend convinces me to invest my savings in an index fund and forget about it until I need them (+10 years)
>it's been two weeks and I can't stop checking
>down 1.23%
If I get a life and manage to not check, the line will go up, yes?

>Oil
Did they find oil in every backyard in the hood??

I THINK THIS IS IT
IT COULD BE
THE BIG ONE

Oh yeah definitely don't buy calls anon, it's definitely not a good idea.

>>57222986
2 more weeks

>>57222967
yes, if you bought july 2000 the line would have gone up from feb 2013
just don't think about it

so anons, why DO you hate money?

>>57222984
US production is ramping, Joey B will have peace in the mid east by the end of the year. Oil is going to 59cents a gallon jack.

>>57222984
it remains a mystery to me how oil producers and everybody else associated with the product are fine to part with their finite(?) product for less and less compensation.
the rampant price inflation over the past half decade has hit every part in their chain and yet their product - adjusted for inflation - has never been more cheap.
mysterious.

>>57223005
i didn't buy because of risc-v

Day 35 of this incredible buying opportunity.

>>57223002
thanks pal, I will try

>>57223044
>risc-v
lol, ok brainlet. you know of the "year of the linux desktop" meme? risc-v is basically exactly that

Maybe I'll get some XLX on Friday.

>>57222741
Crash and burned

>>57223075
XLK*

XBIsexual pride

>>57221591
Realized gain of around $12k. Unrealized around $100k.

/OJ bros....

>>57223134
L E A N H O G S
E
A
N
H
O
G
S

Told you we were finna run. Derivatives must be shaken out at regularly

>bot day
>bot market
>bot thread
>bot life

>>57222740
Instant noodles and sardines.

Stocks are down today after adjusting for inflation. Crack up boom.

>>57222740
THE MOST BRUTAL LUNCH OF THEM ALL

>>57223214
>bot the dip

>>57223005
Why buy ARM when you can buy superior stocks like NVDA, AMD, MSFT, Broadcom, and so on? Actually I only have NVDA and MSFT and I dare not buy anymore since my average on them is so insanely low. How do you buy now? Fuckin insane

>>57223005
>no dividends
>intshit and aayemdee already own most of server market
>nshidia already slurped up by market makers that can actually move the chart and shitpee500 companies already lining up to empty their bank accounts for asian leather jacket meme guy that inserts AI into every sentence he says
>euroshit company that always gets cucked for growth by either US chinks or peeU members

I'd rather dump it into a boring dividend boomer stock then touch a chipshit company and I say this as a meme raspberry PI owner (pieces of ewaste shit)

so whats the gigacap portfolio meta for 2024? NVDA+MSFT?

Last year, before the iPhone 15 was announced, Apple stocks were declining and the experts™ said that people shouldn't buy. But since then, their stock has been increasing, only until recently it has slowed down and now the experts™ claim that the company is in risk or whatever.

>banks red
>everything else gigapumping
Here comes the rug...

>>57223404
Add AMD as well to that. Do 30% MSFT NVDA AMD, 10% intcel.

>>57223294
AMD is fool's gold. The P/E and PEG are obscene. Try some KLAC -- they have global dominance in semiconductor manufacturing equipment used for QA, and their financials are excellent.

>>57223440
I think we've got a little more time.

>>57222787
back to /pol/
we're foreign investors and looking at what will make the most favourable investing climate in Argentina

China bros are we back? Or is this false hope and we're making new lows tomorrow?

>>57223487
I'm an American investor. Foreign investing is for suckers. Look at the Yen. When dealing with macro economics you even have to take the weather into account. Fuck foriegn investing.
>USA

>>57223324
>Words words words
>Seethe seethe seethe
ARM went up another 2% in the 2 minutes it took you to write this post, kek.

>>57223487
>Talks about politics
>Complains about it being political
Is this mental illness? Is he that stupid? Is he getting paid to act retarded?

>>57222706
Start of a US election year and spending deal just got passed in congress.

did all bobos rope already??

>>57223458
P/E doesn’t matter. I’ve hearing MUH P/E ITS TOO EXPENSIVE on AMD since 12$. Doesn’t matter. Rock solid on and off the court fundamentals mog every made up market metric.

>>57223538
waiting for second entry after mumus tire out again

Will United fly me to an early retirement bros?

holy shit I'm rich

>>57223553
This. We closed our positions last week and are waiting for things to look juicy again.

>lost $1000 for the day because I had a Put contract buy open rather than the intended Call
lmao rekt. that's irritating innit. anyone else's day going better

so when is the rug pull on mega-caps...probably when they announce no rate cuts?

>ARM 2 dollars away from completely recovering from the Jan 2 crash
ArmChads, WE CANT STOP WINNING

>>57222581
i have worked my way down to perhaps 3 times a week. hoping to cut it out entirely before i lose the rest of my hair

>>57223593
Rugpull first, then rate cuts.

>>57223487
/biz/ is, was, and always will be the financial arm of /pol/, you literally tranny faggot

>>57223487
sayanim esg fuckwad

Ok anons, how much up are you today already? For me it's +2%

>>57223687
-0.1%

>>57223687
1.3%

>>57223687
-1%

LLAP lmfaoooo i warned those retards about the pump and dump. They. Never. Listen.

>>57223687
12% about 10k

flat for the day, though my account is 80/20 VYM/VT, so to be expected.

>Started doing small buys during 2020
>Stopped really investing in anything aside from my IRA
>Starting last year started putting $500 a month into VOO
It's small, but it's a start and I'm happy with the progress

They. Don't. Listen.

>>57223796
what did you buy and why and write your thesis

NEW

>>57210999

>>57210999

>>57210999

>>57223687
1.46%

>>57223825
fuck off

>>57223785
what did you warn about? We all bought in in the 70-95 cents range so at most we're even or modest profit still

>>57223825
kys

>>57223687
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-CmadmM5cOk

>>57223552
>P/E doesn’t matter
You poor innocent child.

But generally, why do we think LLAP is crashing? It received its payment from Rivan over the new year which improved its cash balance situation
>https://finance.yahoo.com/news/terran-orbital-llap-cash-balance-163300589.html

>>57223825
nigger.

>>57223687
Conventional buy-and-hold investor here: 2.39%

>>57223901
>a trailing indicator matters
dummy

>>57223905
>be 1.00$
next week

>be 0.90$

We don't think we can watch it in real time.

>>57223825

If I want to be a degenerate and play around with options which broker should I be using?

>>57223985
Robinhood is home to degenerates

So actually... why the fuck am I making money today?

>>57223860
This is straight out of reddit
>>57223905
LLAP is crashing because of a sell side downgrade. B riley


>B.Riley downgrades $LLAP to Neutral, "awaiting another shoe to drop", shares declined 3.5%
notreload

>“[ $LLAP ] mixed and sometimes contradictory public statements have created uncertainty and could potentially undermine investor confidence,” said B.Riley

>“The company’s financial disclosures and strategic intentions have been unclear, as evidenced by conflicting reports about whether $LLAP is seeking a buyer,” B.Riley noted
notreload

>“Furthermore, the lack of a permanent CFO and the presence of a significant number of outstanding warrants add to [ $LLAP ] the company’s risk profile,” B.Riley added.

>>57224009
because you passed the marshmallow test

>>57224011
makes sense. I couldn't resist and bought 600 more shares at 0.90

>>57210181
reminder some people here actually listened to the advice of a drunken laborer and shorted snapchat.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jne9t8sHpUc

>>57222490
see you faggots tomorrow. Gotta leave early today. Will observe the degeneration from mobile.

>>57223901
2023 is proof that P/E is largely irrelevant

>>57224073
same friend
what am i in for?

So yeah I've been bleeding out of my ass for more than a year now, if I stop posting I'm probably dead.
>I believe, them bones are me.
>Some say, We're born into the grave.
>I feel so alone gonna end up a big ole pile of them bones.
>AAAAAAH! AAAAAAAAH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

https://youtu.be/zTuD8k3JvxQ?t=14

>>57223821
>>57223785
Literally everyone with a brain knew it was a pump and dump. You're not special. Sorry.

>>57223905
Except this retard, I guess..
If you're legitimately still confused why LLAP is dumping, take a step back and think about what that contract payment you're so excited about actually means for the fundamental value of the business. Do you actually know what it's worth, or were you being sold a hyped up story? You do understand that their contract is an agreement to sell goods at a price, right? And that their contract requires them to source materials and construct the goods to be provided?
I'm guessing you thought that a $2.4 bil sales contract means the company is worth $2.4 billion. You think it means $2.4 billion in profit, delivered immediately, today, without producing anything. This is not a SAAS tech company where every added customer goes straight to the bottom line. They have to provide the service. They have to produce the goods. And at a corporate level, they have to do it in a way such that executive pay and stock comp doesn't eat into the entire profit. That requires scale.

The reality is that you're buying a SPAC scam that was offloaded at an absurd valuation at the top of a massive liquidity bubble, and is slowly rerating towards it's real value as a low (no) margin manufacturer with limited scale and intense competition in a structurally challenged sector, competing with play projects funded by multi-billionaire investors for fun with complete disregard to all the capital being incinerated. There's a reason the company wants to put itself up for sale.
When you actually think about it, the bull thesis was basically:
>this isn't a total fraud, but the stock has crashed, therefore it must be worth a bunch.
What a joke. I do appreciate that people like you continue to participate in the market though. I must thank you for the easy gains you have and will continue to provide to me.

>>57224118
>"P/E is irrelevant" - Japanese investor in 1989.

So oil keeps putting in higher lows?

>>57224209
Kek

>>57224205
yeah okay nigger it will surge 20-100% eventually it's only a matter of time and then I close my position with a nice profit.

This is as fun as it will get, mumu.

REEEEEE why is SNAP pumping?!? Stupid shitty nude trading app isn't even profitable!

>>57224118
oh sweet summer child...

>>57224234
Hmm

>NVDA

>>57224264
>P/E is relevant
>But inversely correlated
KEEEEEK

>>57224282
Perky tits AAAWGGGGGGGGGG!

>>57223687
+5%
thanks nvda/amd

>>57224282
Why exactly is NVDA pumping so hard?

>>57224243
Maybe you will make money on it. Depends if you can convince an even bigger retard to pump your bags. Seems unlikely at this point, but who knows.
More importantly, this shit will be trading below 50 cents next summer. Collectively, more money is lost than gained longing pump and dumps. Time is on my side, whereas you're just some gambling addict that thinks he can outplay the slot machine.

>>57224289
keep your day job anon

>>57224274
Also seems we're really discounting the possibility that, flush with success embargoing containers to Israel, the dune coons next do something to ramp up the cost of oil. China's got a full SPR while Russia and Iran would support that outright.

Maybe something as simple as "Biden asks for Saudi help against the Houthis, a couple drones hit some oil export terminal in response"

>>57224321
>NVIDIA, $NVDA, has announced GeForce RTX™ SUPER desktop GPUs for supercharged generative AI performance, new AI laptops from every top manufacturer, and new NVIDIA RTX-accelerated AI software

M A S S I V E
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>>57224352
lol so graphic cards to display the windows desktop are now considered innovative AI products?

>>57224369
>Put AI in every sentence.
>Please pay this 40 P/E price while insiders dump share on you.

>>57224375
the lunacy is beyond the dot com period isn't it?

>>57224321
Remember when Nancy Pelosi bought calls?
Always follow the politicans

>>57224393
Hasn't she been losing money lately?

>>57224264
nice chart
can't seem to find an updated one with modern post-85 data that retains the color separation instead of just plotting them all as grey though
might have to make one myself

>>57224387
Yep.

so I put in my shitty ass call option for MSFT with strike price 394, and the probability calculator says it has a 5% chance of reaching it by jan 18?

how the fuck is that possible, have there ever even been movements like this? MSFT would have to consistently gain .7% for the next 8 days, how realistic is that even?

I believe we're near a point where "BOIL" and "no nat gas NIGGERS" start getting posted a ton.

>>57223824
TMC novel industry with something like a claim to 100 billion in metals that can be extracted from the sea floor there at 400 mil MC, it's all hype until mining starts but I think they can hit 5 maybe with around July.

DOD owes congress an assessment of deep sea mining by March 1, assholes in congress, insiders have bought so I bought.

>>57224325
you seem very cocky, but what you ignore is the company is steadily becoming more profitable over time, with literally all metrics in better shape now than they were end of year 2022

>>57224491
Cool.

>>57224282
very very disrespectful

>>57223487
argie here, and absolutely agree, but you fail to consider this dude is a retard and if he doesn't go straight he will crash the country with no survivors (kidding, but probably widespread crisis). If you trust him, buy Argie bonds, they pay ridiculous interest.

>>57224352
investors are so dumb
SUPER cards are gaming cards. there isnt one SUPER variant that has a lot of VRAM, all 16gb or less. And SUPER cards aren't "new" or significantly better in any way, vs existing cards. They just offer slightly more performance for slightly more money.

The economy

>every intraday chart looks like a plane taking off
>Except for Boeing
Heh

every hourly spy candle has been green today, what is this fomo

>>57224608
Me personally I gauge the economy based on the price of Stouffer's lasagna

>>57224608
literally me making 200k and walking instead of ubering

>>57224325
You're shorting this LLAP dogshit, right? Borrow was below 5% last week when i posted about shorting LLAP, and the locate was easy too. This is Jim Chanos level "titanic hitting the iceberg" easiness of shorting

>Furthermore, the lack of a permanent CFO and the presence of a significant number of outstanding warrants add to [ LLAP ] the company’s risk profile,” B.Riley added.

Lmfaoooo all the retarded LLAP pumpers are going to get raped by warrant overhang. Amazing

>>57224658
Small position, but yeah. It's free money.

>>57224442
openAI store is coming out this week https://www.theverge.com/2024/1/4/24025610/openai-gpt-store-ai-agent-delay

>>57224690
I opened a pretty large LLAP short last week and was feeling the pain but not because of the borrow rate, just the convex price action. My broker had a 4.5%ish borrow rate and there were a ton of shares to borrow available. Shorting LLAP might have presented the best opportunity for making money not because the company is eating shit today, but because the borrow was. So. Fucking. Easy.

Easiest locate in my life on a shitco pump and dump SPAC.

Damn, turns out he was right

>>57224677
stock warrants give the holder the right to buy stock at a specific price ...
why would this be bad? What it the specific price is like $2.00, whereas it's trading at 90 cents

what happened now
everyone is saying theres gonna be a crash tomorrow

Long / Short Trading backtest on the ASX.

The trading signals and theirs weights on the right.

>>57224752
oh shit everyone? all in puts then

>>57224752
>Mass buys of literally everything, obviously driven by whales
>Crash

>>57224743
Warrant overhang dilution. Think of 'overhang' as the shadow cast over a company’s stock due to stock-based compensation like warrants and options. It's a bit like when we assess the potential future supply of shares that could hit the market. This overhang is a percentage that shows how much the company’s current shares could be diluted if all these warrants and options are exercised.

To break it down: let’s say a company has given out a bunch of stock options and still has some it plans to give out in the future. We calculate overhang by adding up all these granted options and the ones they’re still holding back. Then, we divide this total by the number of shares currently out there in the market. In formula terms, it’s (Stock Options already out there + Reserved Options) / Total Shares Outstanding.

Now, why is this a concern for investors of dogshit pump and dumps like LLAP? If that overhang percentage is high, it means there's a significant chance of stock dilution. Dilution is like watering down a drink – each existing share becomes a bit less valuable because there are more shares out there.

I'm just going to buy $SCHD with every spare dime I have. I'm impartial to dividends but I like how it's a proxy for cash flow generating companies and not scams like Tesla.

>>57224713
It's too small to go big. LLAP is just funny because the narrative behind the pump is completely retarded. Last time I saw something that retarded shilled here was NHMD.

>>57224582
yeah investors are hella dumb
they will pay 100% for a 10% performance increase
that's why the stock will pump another 200% from here

My BRK-B slurp from October is paying off, literally the only time I did something smart with my Roth other than DCAing

>>57224815
>NHMD
explain?

>>57224887
>>57224887
baked

>>57224878
There's not much to explain. Pretty blatant pump and dump. Some shill started spamming it here after it had already run up 10x on news of a "contract". Five minutes of research and it was obvious the whole company is a promotion scheme. OTC nanocap, even worse than LLAP. Similar concept though.
Naturally, the pumper was cocky as fuck. They always are.

>>57223687
1.42%

>>57224608
>$1 per english muffin
Clown world.

LLAP chads, we'll be back, never sell, never reply to fudders.

>>57222586
DOOM MOTHER FUCKERS

>>57225672
inshallah