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sell the dip

>>57214689
Buy the dip (to close.)

>>57209063 #
I'm long TSLA. Average price is $242.30.

>>57214718
short the dip

>stocks

>>57214725
who asked

Congress reaching an agreement without drawing it out all the way to January 19th? What's the catch

>>57214671
Well mumu. You had a good run in 2023, I will give you that. But it's now time for the more.. rational traders to take over the market.. I certainly hope you locked in some of those euphoria gains in December...

SOXL+37.6% tomorrow

>>57214811
A) They know shits fucked
B) There's nothing to politicize
C) They don't want attention right now

>>57214671
Hope everyone is having a comfy day. im waiting impatiently for the market to open tomorrow.

>>57214828
They know the military funding is required because of imminent shit hitting the fan, and the fact the defense spending is higher than entitlements encapsulates the hypotheses.

>CANNABIS

>>57214823
If you think the uniparty revealing itself this easily is a time to invest in over inflated crap ne my guest. This is when you get your gold, next leg up in 2 years time.

>>57214766
who asked you?

>>57214876
>and the fact the defense spending is higher than entitlements
What do you mean by this, exactly? The total yearly DoD budget is dwarfed by welfare spending, which is to the tune of a trillion dollars annually.

>>57214910
Did you see what actually fucking passed. Look at it yourself I'm not doing your work for you.

does anyone keep money in money market funds? considering doing it since my bank offers shit interest and fidelity has money market funds
Will I get taxed on this shit though?

>>57214898
>cannabro humble beginnings
This was back in 2020!!!
>always keep a trading record

>>57214920
it is worth knowing that a money market account and a money market fund are not the same thing if you don't know

>>57214913
based retard

>>57214920
>Will I get taxed on this shit though?
All dividend payments are taxed as income. It's pretty reasonable for most people to keep a few thousand (myself $15,000) because it acts as an emergency fund for rent payments or other unforeseen expenses

Anything more than that should just go into stocks. If you feel nervous about timing it just buy a broad index like VTI/VT

>>57214913
get stuffed >>57214957
i want an iverse baggie etf now!

>>57214913
It's been that way for a while idiot.I'm talking more than a decade

>>57214898
based
im long TLRY and MSOS/X

should I?

>>57215054
Pretty much every credit card is going to be 2% unless you want to bounce back and forth for sign up rewards and get a temporary higher rate. Too much work for me, I just stay with Fidelity's card. Especially with the free use internationally

>>57215106
my current mastercard is about 1%, which I get in points that I need to redeem, so this looks like a nice upgrade

>futes

>futuretty

Uranium spot keeps going up but miners are down. What gives?

>>57215136
>futas

>American talks to me for 2hours I listen.
>I a Yuropoor talk for 15sec the American loses interest and continues to talk for another 2hours.
Why are Burgers like this?

>>57215174
i'm making a card game similar to slay the spire where you play as a male wizard trying to infiltrate an army of futa succubi by using sex magic so you can usurp the throne and become a demon king. it has very heavy feminization themes including mind control, hypnosis, body modification and blackmail.
that said, what's my portfolio look like for 2024?

>YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

https://youtu.be/l9jX1KAKp78?t=340

>>57215229
based layne poster

>>57215044
Biden is going to use cannabis regulation as a final bartering chip for the youths vote. This year is THE year

>>57215150
i stopped listening to uranium people when they kept being wrong, nothing ever happens with these equities

Every time I buy tesla elon either says something racist or gets caught on drugs. every fucking time

Another day of just blah. In a good way that is. Caught up on some unread hentai manga and my Wife was nice enough to heat up my "tool" on this cold day. I mean hey there I was in the bathroom this morning drying myself off after doing my thing in the shower when she walked in and grabbed it. But it was all good. I returned the favor. I warmed her up to.

>>57215312
>elon either says something racist
This is the only reason I'm buying it.

>>57215305
I know a few engineers at Framatome and from what they were saying it sounded to me like Uranium consumption might actually go down/stay flat despite increases in power due to more efficient refinement.

>>57215258
Layne truly is a 1 in a 10 billion.

https://youtu.be/iNEYBV7zGOg?t=122

>>57214812
The market will stagnate all year desu
There is no recession, but people are also way too euphoric about rate cuts. Additionally valuations are already very high.

Snib Snab, deal with it.

>>57214671
How do I avoid paying taxes on my capital gains and dividends? Did billionairefags find a way already?

>>57215024
No you idiot look at the curves of the three lines graphed you're actually looking at unprecedented numbers!!!

>>57215447
You move to shithole. And you don't file taxes get a second passport, if one day they tell you to pay taxes use the second passport to gtfo and move to another shithole and rinse and repeat.

>>57215447
>capital gains
Just don't sell
>dividends
Don't invest in dividend paying stocks

>>57215457
>You move to shithole
I already moved to an American city but my tax liability went up.

>>57214812
>>57215414
1 year bear, 1 year bull, 1 year crab. Repeat for the next three decades.

>>57215447
Talk to your broker. And let them absorb the hit via a borrow, but you can't put it back except for like a Roth or or something

>>57215447
Just don't be a tax resident anywhere. In most countries this requires to stay outside of it for 180+ days.
Honestly it isn't very difficult to do for non-Americans. I did it myself a couple of years ago.

>>57215447
This retard didn't set himself dec 31st.

Bidenomics bitch.

>>57215210
The Mutt just got tired of you arguing about why he should sell his 1000 P/E shares of NVDA to buy a 10 P/E BABA.

>>57215494
>Honestly it isn't very difficult to do for non-Americans.
Why is difficult for non-Americans when most countries have resident based taxation instead of citizen based taxation?

>>57215461
But I want to enjoy the monnaie.
>>57215457
Of course I don't want to live as a fugitive and I don't want to move.

>>57215210
YOU CAN TALK WHEN YOU FINISH YOUR BURGER!

>>57215519
We didn't even speak about stocks but w/e. Also baba is closer to a 7 P/E.

>>57215531
Read again.

>>57215533
Malaysia doesn't tax capital gains and dividends earned outside the country.

>>57215533
You already enjoyed the money and have to live as fugitive l, your dubs confirm your half truths as this as is the year of the blue dragon, your only lying to yourself and need to be completely honest and open to help or no one will help you.

>>57215533
If your 8+ figures you can probably take out a loan aginst your portfolio and live on that, like the billionaires do. But I don't think that works for single digit millionaires.

>>57215552
>isn't
Ohh mb I'm drunk.

Night, amazing gentleman.

If you please excuse my lack of wisdom, I would like to know as a poor brazilian, which american brokers should I aim to invest in US stocks? I am afraid of scammy international brokers, and currently know nothing about US law.

Regards,

>>57215560
So I'd just let them collect the stock at the end? If I realize gains to pay for it, I'd be taxed.

>>57215576
Interactive brokers ticker: IBKR

>>57215564
I rolled quad 5's and said his dubs were bad and shit, this is amazing.

>>57215576
Do you have enough money to open an offshore account or do you live with, like, $20 a day?

>>57215555
>>57215589
I mean I gotta check those quads.

>>57215584
Your estate will give them enough stock to settle the loan. Step up in basis upon your death, no tax.

>>57215584
The idea is that your portfolio appreciates faster than the interest on the loan.

>>57215584
(((they))) will hold the shares in an account that (((they))) control.

>>57215620
Shit. Which bank would even agree to lifetime loans?
>>57215624
Sure, that makes sense when you don't want to divest for some liquidity, but my goal is to not pay taxes at all.

>>57215624
Which probably isn't a problem if your LTV is about 10-20%. But the loan will be callable. If the LTV gets too high, they just liquidate your portfolio for you.

>>57215607
I think we could be friends, the real meaning of life is helping people become the the best, but in masses we are all idiots. I love you. <3

>>57215648
A margin account at a brokerage. Baggie knows all of this secret knowledge, and was passing it along to an anon that wanted to save up for a down payment on a house. He must think you are too gentile to share his secrets with.

>>57215660
Baggie you're drunk too, like myself aren't you? <3.

>>57215671
Uhhh to be honest I had the flu and was struggling just to hold down anything and what went down came out the other end at the speed of sound.... I would take a whole year of covid over that pissing out my ass shit.

>>57215673
I have been measuring my drinking, 10 shots of tattoos since 230, so yes I'm drunk it's also the first drinks I've had all year

>>57215700
Fucking cheers bro! <3.

>>57215700
>first drinks I've had all year
lies

>>57215700
Shit tito corn vodka, I used to drink wheat vodkas like stoli or Grey goose uhhh vodka I had at least 10 shots and I am deunk.

To be honest I still prefer wheat vodka to totos but I'm still drunk.

>>57215708
I will never lie. I want you to look inside and become a better person, enjoy helping someone less than you.

>>57215690
I loved the advice though. Pay minimums on debt for 5 years while buying VOO with every dollar you have. Then leverage the VOO to make the house down payment. Not my style, but epic.

>no real news till wednesday. everyone talking about nosense instead of stocks. Markets down or flat last 6 days

Yeah im thinking mega rally tommorrow

>>57215741
I didnt say that....

>OMG DID YOU HEAR WHAT E-CELEB SAID?!?? HE SAY DIVIDENDS ARE ON GOD OVER BRUH

>>57215741
Son of a bitch this shit is way too complicated just keep a nest of cash and stop investing until the nest is okay.....

>>57215750
He is half right,

Dividends + covered calls

>>57215750
>DIVIDENDS ARE ON GOD OVER BRUH
What the fuck is this lingo at this point...

I have decided to buy SSO for a lot of $$$ over the next 3 months. Good luck and thanks for all the fish. Also,if you're fat, stop being disgusting.

>>57215736
You expect me to believe that Mr. illustrious Earth Wind and Fire concert goer and party animal had a sober new years and went to bed early? Fat chance.

>CHINA

https://youtu.be/4qlCC1GOwFw?t=39

Uh depending on your income you may not even pay any tax on the brokerage account. There's a bracket list floating around that breaks it down. Then if you hold the stocks for longer than a year you get a tax break on it. Also capital losses can be used to offset any gains. (1500 single/3000 married per year). You can carryover this on a year per year basis if its over 1500/3000 till the loss is wiped clean. Ex: In year 2023 you lose 6000. You can carryover this loss going forward till that 6000 is gone. Which if married that means 2 years of breaks and if single 4 years.

>>57215864
>(1500 single/3000 married per year).
this is not nearly enough
why is the govt such a scrounger

>>57215587
>>57215598
Thank you for the replies. No, I have only 10thousand USD.

>>57214995
no fucking way

>>57215891
>No, I have only 10thousand USD.
You need at least $300k to justify the expenses of having an offshore account (and by that I don't necessarily mean a Cayman Islands account or in other tax heaven).
I'd suggest you keep accumulating and doing whatever Brazilians do to keep their money safe.

>>57215891
>10thousand USD.
Perfect for IBKR open an account and wire the money. Hope there aren't any capital controls in Brazil.

>>57215844
Honestly what’s this linkink park / tatu / China meme?

am I being meme'd about hello fresh

whilei dont understand the business model because i still live close enough to my parents to just keep leeching off food in tupperware, the numbers look good so i want to buy it

but again my impression of hello fresh is that people buy it as a cooking class not longterm so that part scares me, who teh fuck is paying this much money to get meal kits

>>57215958
just a guy crying over his BABA bags

>>57215958
It's a manifestation of the insufferable inner pain.

Sell it all.

>>57215889
Well it helps. Combine it all and it adds up. 401k contributions knocks down your taxable income. Standard deduction helps some. The capital loss knocks it down more. Long term cap gains even further. Then course the fact if that final number is under a certain amount then you pay no tax at all on the brokerage account. For married people your combined income has to exceed I think 89,000 a year before you pay tax on brokerage accounts. That's countable taxable income not gross income.

I miss you Poem Anon. Every time I'm drunk I think of you...

Gonna fuck around and buy a bunch of palladium.

>>57216037
Why not platinum?

>>57216043
Look at their five year charts.

>>57216060
Ok I guess.

Are you cocksuckers ready for some STOCKS tomorrow?

>he still uses Kornheiser memes

>>57216109
Doesn't the Hong Kong market open in an hour or some shit? I'll have the pleasure to watch my Chink share decline in value.

>>57215985
>Not even inflation adjusted ATH

Ughhhh

>>57216129
It just had 9 red days in a row. There's no way it goes 10 for 10.

>futures

Did Dracula flow anon get banned?

>>57216148
>There's no way it goes 10 for 10.
Anon... I.

When are you fellars going to purchase tqqq?

>>57216189
If I wanted to degenerately gamble on tech, I'd buy CWEB thank you very much. I'm told China will grow larger.

>>57216189
In 2030

when is smg going to hit it big again

why is it so hard to make money now, i only made like +40% in 2023

>>57215959
It's fad, anon. It's not even capable of blitzscaling because this specific market has no barriers. Any grocery store chain can open a service like this easily.
I'll not even talk about buying stocks of a company which can't turn a profit. This is VC territory.

>>57216206
>when is smg going to hit it big again
Now and It's China.

>>57216206
SAVE is weeks, maybe days away.

>>57215959
Just use your giftcard already and be done with it

>>57216223
>Buying Ch*nese scam stocks
>Believing ""favorable"" P/E's on balance sheets filled with lies
you are a fool and furthermore you are a DAMN commie

>>57216268
>you are a DAMN commie
Negro I'm a fucking ancap. China isn't commie It's a Fascist state learn the difference.

>>57216206
fuck those days were life changing

>futures

>are you winning son?

Is money market the way to go now? How could the market continue to grow this year?

>>57216359
>How could the market continue to grow this year?

>>57216287
yeah i just wish i had more than 4-figs when i first jumped it

>>57215796
I was able to witness one of the final performances of Verdine White, OG and what I learned you can go, sweat will drip, but you're going to die. So what we all need to do is make sure everything and everyone we care about is okay and protected from worrying before we're gone forever.

>>57216383
tupperware. coming to a shitpost near you. This febuary

>>57216385
Sorry someone must have been impersonating you, giving advice to use a loan aginst stock to make a down payment on a house.

>>57216410
Call your female broker retard amd have sec with her and get her to give you a laon on a house for the teins

any good africa stocks to invest in?

>>57214671
>I have not contributed to my Roth IRA for 2023 yet
If it crashes I'll do it tho

I told you to fucking watch the bond auction on the 11th, and then move, you know how many retards got killed since new years. I said wait wait wait. I no longer want to be called baggot and absolutely get pissed off over bullshit when some loser buys a pocket pussy and gets half the thread b&, I've been b& so many times over 50 now and it's like one day ima give up and just live my life without you.

>>57216454
Natural resource companies, nothing else to invest in because they don't produce anything apart from a few breweries and cement companies shit for local uses like that.

WTFWT>!>!!?!?!?!?

CNOOC bros wagmi.
BABA bros it's fucking over.

>>57216467
baggie are you still long on SHOT

>>57216484
I am still wheeling shot,

JD & Ping An Bros...

>bank earnings
>CPI
we finna pump hard this week

>>57216484
I honestly need to try the product and test it for myself. As a connoisseur of everything I will knock on their door in the spring

>>57216492
baggot

>>57216508
Tell Rocker, Raggot needs to pick faggots in yellow or fat boys. I'm done with all of you for now.

>>57216539
Why are you so drunk?

>>57216551
Tito's Vodka... it's distilled from corn but first drunk I've had I. 2 weeks. Feeks are strong. https://youtu.be/fxiWW1bYJB8?si=p4TlMDZwTd5LzZ5d

BUY CHINK STOCKS
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>>57216587
9988 bros...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLFmtTI4BZg

>>57216570
Based.

t. wine enjoyer

>ALIBABAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

https://youtu.be/zTuD8k3JvxQ?t=43

>>57216587
no

>>57216627
Man you ought to spam Spoonman next.

>>57216637
>SAVE ME YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

It is very cold outside. I don't trade well when it's cold.

>>57216596
If you're losing lift, it's in the engine or something sometimes you have to ignore that and safely belly land.... I hate that song and if you want lift off

https://youtu.be/KHYJH_V-94s?si=b69QV2ZTmriLsbDm

Do you guys have any good ideas? I'd like to make some money.

>>57216694
You still have both kidneys, right?

Was that Erin down there telling the manager, "He can't come here," when I came back?

>BABA
>69.95 HKD
Here we go again...

https://youtu.be/zJ07oOKZs7o?t=77

>>57216694
Get a job

>>57215054
>using a brokerage with a woman CEO
>woman is CEO by inheritance
>getting logged out every 30 minutes
>no 24 hour trading of UNG and USO
>better go all in and start using their card too

>>57216703
>China H shares down 2%
see. this is why mutts don't let you speak. prepare your bussy for saturday's Taiwanese Presidential Election.

>>57216746
>using a brokerage with a woman CEO
her pornos are nice
>woman is CEO by inheritance
well her mommy got her into porn
>no 24 hour trading of UNG and USO
it's called futures and any brokerage worth its salt can let you trade them

Glad China is dumping, after I recover my BABA losses swinging SOXL weeklies on CPI data I can re-enter after the final dumpening

>>57216694

>>57216843
roller blading?

>>57216859
Nah, flooring contractor.

>>57216694
Do you have portfolio margin?

>>57216492
Jej I'm still short.

>>57216748
Chinas going to win the Taiwanese election and not need to invade. Same thing they pulled in Hong Kong.

>>57216874
If I wanted to crawl around in houses other people lived in I would have become a land lord.

>>57216896
Real talk being a small time residential landlord sounds fucking terrible.

>>57216906
Yeah. The tax benefits are nice but the leveraged RE exposure plus all the maintenance sounds horrible.

>>57216694
dump $80,000 into SCHD and live off the div

I'd consider moving to China (once their housing market collapses) if it means I can get a qtpi 20y/o perfect virgin waifu to bear me 6 children.
For that reason I'm happy about their market dumping.

>>57217028
You can get really cheap housing in China.. but you have to essentially be knowledgeable about home construction and be fluent in Chinese and grifting to make them finish the actual job.

>>57217028
The dating situation in pretty much all of East Asia is way worse than here. The only redeeming quality is that Asian women tend to fetishize White men the way we do it to them.

>>57216893
>>57216748
Can I please get a quick rundown on the Taiwanese election and which candidate SOXL likes more?

>>57216928
>SCHD
*tankers

>>57217098
IIRC the current president is from the liberal green "party" and the blue party would probably spook investors because they want to do things China doesn't like. I haven't been paying attention for a couple years though.

I just got home, why is the catalog medium rare?

>>57217187
If I had to guess it would be
NIGGERS AND JEWS
son
NIGGERS AND JEWS

>futures
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED

i plan on buying 400 shares of tesla, then selling one-week-out ATM covered calls weekly. don't care about being assigned, just want that sweet premium.
what can go wrong?

>>57217218
Fasten your seatbelts, stow your tray tables, place your seat in the upright position. We're coming in for the soft landing.

Shorting DIS into earnings seems so obvious that longing it is almost certainly the play.

>>57217240
>i plan on buying 400 shares of tesla,
Why not write puts instead of just buying them?

Futures.. It's fucking over.

>>57217240
It does another retard strength pump and you miss big gains. Or it giga dumps and selling CCs under your cost basis is a big NO.

SAUDIS ARE CUTTING PRICES EVERYBODY RUN FOR THE HILLS
TAKE MY BUSSY NOW

>>57217252
schwab won't accept my SGOV as cash equivalent for selling puts, i gave up arguing.
>>57217283
don't care about missing gains, happy to cap profits. was going to buy way-OTM puts as hedge, and wait til after upcoming earnings to start all this.

Damn, I guess we're fucked.

>>57217218
>>57217246
Lost 3k last week.

>>57217130
>>57217098
Previous president is already out. It's just a free for all fight between a new nominee from the Greens vs. a coalition of pro-China parties (which failed to support a single candidate).

>>57216893
Langley boys already on top of Xi in the propaganda game.

>South Korea watchdog intensifies crackdown on China-linked notes. Probe highlights investing trends in South Korea, where an insufficient pension system and a penchant for risky trades have prompted speculative bets
>South Korea’s regulator will launch a wider probe into local banks and brokers that sold exotic notes linked to Chinese stocks amid concerns that the securities may saddle investors with heavy losses.

>Authorities will start investigating 12 institutions on Monday to determine if there was any wrongdoing over the sale of equity-linked securities that are tied to the Hang Seng China Enterprises Index, according to a statement from the Financial Supervisory Service. KB Kookmin Bank and Korea Investment & Securities are among the firms that will be probed, it added.
>About 15.4 trillion won (US$11.7 billion) worth of the equity-linked securities will mature this year as investors couldn’t meet the requirements for early redemption, the FSS said in the statement. Some of the notes were sold in 2021 when the HSCEI was above 12,000, whereas the gauge is now trading at less than half that level.

>>57217329
>won't accept my SGOV as cash equivalent for selling puts
Yeah I wouldn't either. Dump it and buy a short term bond ladder, especially with that much cash holding the ETF makes no sense.

>>57217342
>pro-China parties
It's been a long time since I was paying attention but I think their definition of "pro China" and our definition of "pro China" are pretty radically different.

>>57217342
Worst Korea just getting nervous if Ukraine ends Russia will warm up best Korea and kpop stars will be getting executed in the streets

>>57217247
I always lose when i think like that

>>57214671
What's the difference, besides expense, of qqq and qqqm?

>>57217218
the crash

>Jing Dong Ping Pong gets Nanking'd another 5%

>>57217357
How pro-China they are depends on the dominance of which anti-Green party wins. The KMT is the most China friendly as they want to keep an appeasement policy with China and silence pro-Independence rhetoric as most of their party members have businesses on the Mainland.

Terry Gou was supposed to be aligned with the KMT but he put a bid in for presidency as an independent. Seems all these pro-China guys are splitting the vote.

>Terry Gou, a Taiwanese billionaire businessman and politician, is the founder and former chairman and CEO of Foxconn, the world's largest contract manufacturer of electronics. He founded Foxconn in 1974 with $7,500 in startup money and a workforce of ten elderly employees.0 Gou announced his bid for Taiwan's presidency in August 2023, blaming the ruling Democratic Progressive Party (DPP) for taking Taiwan to the brink of war by antagonizing China, which claims the island as its own territory.1 In September 2023, Gou resigned from the board of directors of Foxconn, days after announcing his bid for Taiwan's presidency.2

>>57217369
sounds Man in the High Castle-esque

>>57217373
the ticker

>>57217425
What else

>>57217475
pumped your dog's stomach to get your homework:
https://portfolioslab.com/tools/stock-comparison/QQQ/QQQM

Just saved up $10,000. Should I invest all of it into Nvidia?

>>57217508
Yes.

>>57217528
Thanks.

>>57217508
worked for me

>>57214671
Bros, if you want an easy short, I recommend Whirlpool stock.

My cousin that works as a software engineer there just told me today that he and 70+ other fucking workers in his department all got laid off today.

Bruh, the mass layoff are already starting right now, holy shit this is early.

>>57217576

>>57217594
ERUODOLLAR
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XI IS EUTHANIZING EVERGRANDE TO CLEAR THE WAY FOR THE CHINK BULL MARKET

>>57217576
70 employees getting laid off is a good thing for a stock though because it’s cost cutting with an established product and will improve margins.

>>57217576
Good, whirlpools made today are garbage. Your cousin is apart of the competency crisis.

BTFO

Pilots reported pressurization warnings on three occasions in the month leading up to the newly built Boeing 737 Max9 losing the plug door.

A day earlier, the NTSB says, Alaska pulled the plane’s ETOPs cert meaning it couldn’t fly long distance over water ie to/from Hawaii.

A day earlier, the NTSB says, Alaska pulled the plane’s ETOPs cert meaning it couldn’t fly long distance over water ie to/from Hawaii.

>>57217618
Usually it would be bullish but...they told me that for the last several months, Whirlpool and even their competitors that sell fridges, washers, etc. have all been struggling because consumers are tapped the fuck out lately.

So I would argue that its way more bearish right now. Imagine how much worse 2024 will be for tech and appliance companies.

>>57217631
>Imagine how much worse 2024 will be for tech and appliance companies.
as long as the housing market remains inaccessible to new buyers, appliance companies will suffer

>>57217631
Short term it makes the balance sheet look better to people who aren't paying attention so that's bullish in a sense.

>>57217607

>futures
breakers incoming

What a fucking day at Home Depot, Yesterday 3 wagies got fired for stupid shit.

Today I kid you not, 4 more fucking workers got fired;
1)early 20's zoomer was talking mad shit at the store manager and got walked out, he was here for over 1 year
2)late 20's idiot got high and drunk before work and fell on his ass over a paint spill, failed drug test because you don't fuck with forklifts while drugged, was here for 3 years
3)The worst of all were 2 boomer women. One was a bookeeper that was fired and ARRESTED for embezzling $190k+ over 9 months, the other got kicked for not keeping tabs and making sure shit didn't get stolen from registers. Both were here almost 10 years.

Man 2024 is going to suck major ass come spring, we are already having trouble running a skeleton crew as is...Bros, why are people so fucking retarded?

>futurefags freaking out
two highly reliable indicators have been warning of a firestorm for months
10y/3m ratio and LEI

stock market is closed on the weekend, faggots.

>>57217609
>Every day we randomly arrest one CEO of a stock that closed red.

>>57217670
>embezzling $190k+ over 9 months
YOINK

>me at open tomorrow

>>57217674
Futures trading actually reopens at 6pm every Sunday. Asian markets soon afterwards.

>>57217674
i don't care

>>57217621
>Competency crisis

Well, he is actually a muttmerican so...

>$1.66 Trillion Bipartisan Package To Avert Shutdown

uhm bros, why are this doing this? Won't this cause inflation to go through the roof??

>we ride (buy stocks) at dawn (9:30am)

>Stocks in the morning

>>57217735
I have been holding QQQ puts 2/16 expy 345. since last year
>12/23
I fucking hope I am right for the sake of my portfolio.
>p.s. Buy American based Cannabis stocks

>>57217720
There hasn't been a republican president who had a balanced budget pass during his administration since the Eisenhower Admin meaning not a single baby boomer republican president has ever balanced the budget.

>>57217752
>>57217752
>QQQ puts
>QQQ puts to expiry
Bro why.

>>57217674
prove it

>>57217576
WHR looks like a disaster regardless.

>>57217767
Because the government lies about everything; including Mr. Powell

mpw back up to 4 tomorrow morning, I can feel it in me bones

Nothing feels better than buying calls 7% over ath.

>>57217785
You're correct, but come on Jack you can't bet against the home team.

>>57217807
Um I think you meant selling there pal

>>57217680
based Xi pruning the weak and putting them in prison

>>57217789
I hate how these FA tools just blank out things like the current ratio of stuff is negative or whatever.
The company has assets, it has debt, it has a current ratio. Just fucking tell me I can interpret it.

>>57217819
You write, i'll buy.

stonks faggots are worse that metalfags. just fuck off back to r*ddit.

>>57217815
The home team moved out of their local territory.

BUDDY LOOK AT SHIPPING AND FREIGHT COSTS

>>57217842
My coinbase was called away at 160 if that makes you feel any better.

>>57217842
you are hilarious. I bet you don't even have a portfolio. Get off the basket weaving forum jr. School starts tomorrow and I don't want you to be late on your first day.

>Suez canal cock blocked
>Ships will need to go around fucking Africa

>Freight rates
>Insurance charges
>Fuel usage
>Disruptions/delays in just-in-time supply chain
>Increasing capital costs for increased risk
>Compression of profit margins

Jesus christ, prices are already too damn high for everything right now, imagine the costs in 6 months time from now...

>>57217828
>buying OTM options
ISHYGDDT

>>57217871
Oil?

>>57217871
Hedge for the coming collapse!
>Calls on oil/petrolium
>calls on insurance companies
>Puts on retail distributors
>Puts on online wholesalers
>T-Bills
>precious metals
I for one hope we stave it off another year or so; so that I may get situated and watch the fall from the comfyiness of my home.

>>57217871
imagine how much worse it will be if this *doesn’t* drive up prices because demand destruction is happening because we’re going into a recession. now that would be a really bad sign.

>>57217842
we're smokin' filtered crack. ILL KILL (YOU) (YOU) PIECE OF SHIT

>>57217871
>Fuel usage
Oil barrons are we so back?

>>57217854
>webm related
kek

>>57217897
>>Calls on oil/petrolium
>>calls on insurance companies
I haven't checked but I would bet there's an inverse correlation between these.

Recession proof business
>Barber
>Energy/utlitity
>pharmacutical
>hosptial
>big agriculture
>jewelers
>liquor
>cannabis
>military industrial complex
>nicotine
>guns/ammo
>courier
>education

>>57217897
>online wholesalers

does that include Amazon?

>>57217898
>People already bought enough stuff and just don't need anything right now.

>>57217929
>Energy/utility
Wouldn't the lack of demand slow industrial output? I don't think civilians/residential areas are the main draw on the grid.
>Liquor
This one on the other hand probably goes up during a recession.

Love the new vid rocker.

>>57217940
Fuck if I know. Sure?

>>57217983
Do you have the sequel webm?

>futes down another 0.01%
It's over

>https://twitter.com/GuyDealership/status/1743665834952642849

Bros I think now is a good time to be shorting a lot of manufacturing companies, mostly cars

Man all I wanted to do was get my heart thrown in a blender and be used and abused, but I tried to find my own lost and then all I got was bull shit advertising and I spend more times trying to rid the advertisers and almost forgot my goal was to be murdered. So there's still a chance some one will try to kill me.

>>57218151
Fuck you, you act as if you think you're ahead of the curve or something
No one will believe you, I've seen 3 or 4 boom bust bull shita, get the fuck back zooomer or just take my life. Gookfu will love the insurance money

Eh guys, China..

>>57218222
Checking those trips. Couldn't sleep for shit. Alcohol has a stimulating effect on me, or maybe I didn't drink enough.

>>57218248
>China..

>>57218264
Alcohol is really a mixed bag. To a certain level is stimulates. Even for sex on me. Never had problem because of it, if it wasn't excess. Actually helped or at least felt different+stronger.

if stocks are at all time highs do i buy or am i supposed to wait with cash?

Someone is redeeming the stocks

>>57218275
The index is near all time highs, there are plenty of stocks that have taken a beating(despite decent fundamentals) while 7 have outperformed the rest. Also the bond market exists if you're 50. Cash is not a good position as your purchasing power slowly bleeds away while you get next to no return.

>>57218275
When people say cash, do they mean money that doesn't receive interest on or is it also money that lies on an account for let's say 4-5% interest p.a?

>>57218273
Yeah, I get you. I can never sleep unless I'm blackout drunk.

>>57218308
for me it's in the brokerage account yet to be invested. roth ira.

>>57218308
My broker gives me 4% on uninvested cash. It pays out daily.
I dont even have to buy bonds at this point kek

>>57218336
But the tax advantage

I don't like niggers

>>57218336
Ok, I also have 4% on brokerage, but monthly. It is accumulated or calculated daily, but paid out monthly.

>>57218336
who the FUCK is your broker

>>57218400
IBKR

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>>57218438
>>57218438
>>57218438

>>57218441
this bread is undercooked

>>57218441

>>57218460
no

>>57217671
>LEI
Underrated
How did smgay not see it?
But of course, in hindsight, every fucker here will pretend to be an expert on it now that we're going to see blood everywhere

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>>57218936
>>57218936
>>57218936