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>getting back from a 2 week vacation
>haven't checked a single work software message in 2 weeks
>tomorrow I will have 200+ messages

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>>57217786
Just delete them all lmao.

My job is so shitty that I'm lucky to get 20 hours a week soooooooooo

>>57217770
I wish I could wage in completely broke

>>57217790
I will "read" and instantly delete 50%+ of them guaranteed.

>>57217770
I wouldn't mind waging if I didn't have to have such a soul-sucking version of it. I wouldn't know what to do with myself if I didn't have any commitments or responsibilities but I could certainly do with something that didn't force me to walk for 11 hours a day without providing a modicum of pride or self respect.

Like not only does my job suck and my wage suck it takes up all my time and is embarrassing to admit I do it for a living. In my first year of college at age 26 so I probably won't rectify any of those factors until my 30's

>>57217770
Another piece of your soul, dead.

A few more decades to go anon. Don’t worry, when you die, you’ll likely go to heaven where there is no more suffering.

I do. I've been on maternity leave for the last 4 months.

are they going to install another rape hatch?

>>57217994
I will be getting paternity leave around July of this year, but knowing my fucking cheap ass firm it's probably like 2 weeks.

>>57217994
You will never be a woman.

Waging isn't that bad. I retired 2 years ago ygmi

>>57218052
I need a dominant girlfriend and I am 35 btw (no findom)

>>57218025
maternity means man, retard.

>>57217786
Same. It will be a comfy day of working from home and "catching up on emails"

>>57218082
:/

>>57218203
Fuck those niggers. Steal from your employer. I will congratulate you

>>57218082
Im not even googling it, you’re wrong

>>57218052
>retired from waging at 33
I did not sell the top...

Call in sick. Steal from your employer.

>>57218229
I didn't make it from crypto. here in this realm I am a bagholder

>>57218231
This and go through your calendar and just take off days. Take a friday off every 2 weeks or every month. Maybe take a monday or 2 off

>>57218239
Then how the hell? I'm guessing you could hardly be called a "wagie"

>>57218259
I waged hard and taught some music on the side. The thing is that I just never spent any money because I lived with my mom (she's sick). I cant live lavishly off what I have of course

>>57217770
You will work they demand it

>>57218465
the gods are hungry for LABOUR

>>57218315
I probably could've done this but I'm 34 now and only ever worked part time. And lost a bunch of money on shitcoin and a useless degree. It's over.

>>57218465
so good. they get far better every time. Does anyone have the full size of the homeless man one? thanks, anons.

>>57217770
I left my job 7 years ago. At this point it feels unreal to me that some people wake up at 7am 5 days a week to report and obey to another man.

>>57217779
unironically the answer
people act something bad happens if they stop waging
nothing bad happens
just stop

>>57218730
They're spamming TV schedules with documentaries and reports about homeless drug addicts. It makes wagies afraid of losing their jobs, and that's what keeps the economy running. The economy runs on fear.

>>57218641
It's just beginning sir! You will make it.

>>57217770
the best idea in the world: buy cryptoshit you will be billionare
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>>57218082
This guy kek

>>57217904
>likely