/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>57203215
Last smg I was anon
This thread I'm not anon

i love sundays and dividends

BUY VTI

>breakers

>YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

https://youtu.be/l9jX1KAKp78?t=340

Dont worry smg, i took care of that thing for you.

>>57203246
You really had me there for a second.

>>57203236
I don't do business with any of these but I have puts on some of their stock.

>>57203251
nah, buy VOO+AVUV
low cap growth and high cap value are memes

Daily reminder that MARA is the next MARA and when it dips to $10 in Feb, buy every share you can afford.

>>57203315
selling at 35

>>57203310
>AVUV
>Expense Ratio: 0.25%
You just posted cringe anon.

I like my girlies cute and funny

>>57203387
I prefer mine cute and mute.

>pre futures

>>57203369
It's a little risky now. Market is crashing along with QQQ and the ETF news is more of a sell the news type deal, so I'm not holding right now. Risk-reward ratio is a little too fucky for me.

Why yes, I buy Apple stocks. Why? No particular reason...

So will the AMD presentation on monday be a nothing burger?

>>57203446
I remember almost failing a college finance courses because i couldnt figure out the ticker was AAPL and not APPL. Fucking stupid stock.

>>57203446
The employees are all brown and they can't maintain their software.

>>57203511
dude

Short federal bonds
Buy antimatter futures
Go all-in on Shibacoin

am i doing it right?

I love Reimu. But not in a avatar fag kinda way. Just think alot of the drawings of her are cute. I got a fat paycheck from working a shit load of OT for the holidays coming. What's the new hotness of smg for 2024?

Boeing is gonna tank on monday right? manufacturing companies should fucking ban diversity and inclusion memes.

>>57203369
Make it so, I need it.

>>57203596
Maybe but I can't come up with a way to profit from it, it all looks priced in.

>>57203596
Didn't BA pump initially during the first 737 MAX debacle? I'm not trading it either way. Been burned too many times by it.

>>57203591
reimu is pretty cute yeah

"In summary, I believe that a soft landing is the most likely outcome over the next year or two. However, I hope my remarks so far make it abundantly clear that there are sizeable risks to this forecast and that I am especially concerned about the upside risks to our inflation forecast." - Janet Yellen, February 21, 2007

When do we start pumping again stock sisters?

>>57203413
>ETF news is more of a sell the news type deal

I thought this initially too but now everyone and their mother is saying the same thing. Has me now thinking that this may be bullish.

>>57203672
2030.

>>57203596
>>57203625
SPR

>>57203562
Wouldn’t you have made more just putting all that in S&P

CHINA
WILL
GROW
LARGER

>>57203670
We are so gonna have a major stock market crash by Q1 2024 right?

If it ain't Boeing, I ain't going...to die.

>Banks will eventually start to impose higher interest rates on farmers and rural businesses that aren’t achieving satisfactory greenhouse gas reductions, a senior Rabobank executive has said

Oh boy I can't wait to see the price of onions, potatoes or even bottles of taco seasoning get up to $10 each

>>57203774
>Wouldn’t you have made more just putting all that in S&P
Yea probably, but i prefer the stability and less draw-down risk. I would have made more putting it all in NVDA too. I don't want to be, nor do i need to be, over-weight in S&P companies.

>>57203786
Will my Alibaba stonkie rebound?

>>57203690
The bigger factor is the QQQ and it's dumping below 360.
The first days of Jan were critical, I was expecting Bitcoin to tag $50K and MARA to $40, but the stock performance was really poor and Bitcoin's triple top at 45K is now pretty bearish. I'm out for now, but good luck to you sir.

>>57203842
They clearly want their market to pump back up. So I gotta think some kind of deal will be worked out for what's *the* flagship stock.

>>57203844
>CLSK
https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/markets/cleanspark-files-for-mixed-shelf-offering/ar-AA1mwFUs

>>57203842
for me, its YUMC

I am not thrilled with any of the meals that HELFY pre-selected for my next "box". If I hadn't edited my order, I would have gotten boring and cheap food
Maybe this company is good at making money...
I'm still not investing though...

Am I retarded in thinking credit card companies are a good short to hold for 2024?

>>57203891
Is Blue Apron eating their lunch?

>>57203904
Job market stronk, no reason for gov't to tighten belts going into an election. Why?

>>57203904
Yes because they are making bank rn. Theyre a really good short 1 quarter after the dump starts.

>>57203918
According a YT video I watched, HELFY is the only "meal kit" company that's profitable.

>>57203511

What retarded hindustani college requires you to needlessly memorize stock tickers?

>>57203838
My favorite bit about that is that only applies to REDUCTIONS. You get penalized for having already ran a lean operation. On a semi related note any statistics on price increases in Mexico due to their GMO corn import ban?

>>57203861
OHNONONONO, AHAHAHAJHAHAAHA

Spark niggers never learn, do they? CSLK management getting bonuses to dilute the stock...

>>57203918
>Why?

Just pure gut feeling on the way the industry may be moving. Certain things happening like fees increasing and I'm seeing more and more companies push back, offering discounts to use cash. Also noticing the rewards that they used to offer are drying up. 2-3% cash back cards used to be the norm, now I think only Wells Fargo offers 2% the rest are less.

>>57203842
Buying BABA on open monday, the price seems cheap

>>57204039
JD is the real value

>>57203369
Seconing this

opinions about FTCHF?

Doing nothing on this blah day. Hit up KR's deli section for some chicken tenders for lunch while there for some other things. Kek if I get all of those proposed pay hikes I stand to get over 3,000 a month via my pension alone. That's with a 10 yr survivor option.

>futures

>>57203315
i would sell my own mother for 10$ mara second chance. this thing gonna hit 60-80 by 2025

I've started asking myself last year why white families don't band together financially, buy several houses/condos and rent them out etc to build a rich influential family clan like it's happening in other cultures. After having to meet them all during christmas last year I know why
they're all financially illiterate and weird

>>57203215
Had one reoccuring dream tonight again. I fell in love with a girl that was cold towards me. It hurt me but felt so satisfying and left me with a grief and melancholy I haven't felt in a while. The girl was very similar to one I fell in love with when I was in a mental hospital a couple years ago.
Any stocks for this feel?

You fellow retards are sleeping on bitfarms, shit is going to explode more than Mara

https://www.tradingview.com/chart/BA/6PkwOeGF-Boeing-Descent-to-130/

Imagine it's not the tech companies that pop the tech bubble but Boeing puking 130 dollars crashing the market.

>>57204364
How hard is Boeing gapping down on Monday?
>FAA grounds more than 170 Boeing 737 Max 9s after Alaska Airlines panel blows out
lmao

>>57204336
what’s the reason you expect it to outperform?

>>57204379
they should end that company. it has become a national security risk

>>57204379
Boeing is threatening to cancel 600 planes which would cause atleast a direct loss of 15,000 aerospace manufacturing jobs. Maybe 45,000 total if you include secondary and tertiary layoffs in the Six Degrees Of Kevin Bacon

>>57203786
>>57203842
Kek baggies

>be a walmart
>first thing in the morning someone in his 30s or 40s is looking at laptops
>ask if he needs help
>needs the biggest screen and a good laptop so he can use Tradingview on the 1s charts
>have a chat with him
>claims he does it as a hobby and has been in the market for over 15 years
>only trades one stock, doesnt say which
>apparently does momentum and breakout trades, reinforces the position 2 or 3 times over 5 seconds then exits
>has tried FA, TA, other stuff, complained the market is irrational and the Red Sea tanker shouldve moved the price of oil
Which one of you faggots was this? Y'all niggas need to follow a system and manage risk

>>57204336
Just because something is down more than another stock, doesn't meant it's undervalued.

It usually means it's shit. At least BITF is a better miner than ShitSpark and RIOT.

>>57204402
>t. Jew with puts

>>57204410
>value of existing planes will skyrocket as the billion-dollar book unwinds
aircraft MRO is easy money in 2024

>>57204444
>works at walmart
>has the gall to try and call out one of us

>>57204267
>they're all financially illiterate
Most people these days are financially illiterate.

>>57204444
Checked and keked. Top signal unironically.

>>57203215
What are some high risk high reward stocks to invest in right now? I'm bored and willing to gamble with my life's savings

>>57204444
>wallfart wagie claiming superiority over people with enough money to buy big screens and computers on a whim.

>>57204444
Holy fucking top signal.

i have a theory

if things ever do collapse, like /pmg/ dreams of
wouldnt people have a very negative outlook on the luxurious lifestyles that caused it
thus discouraging them from wanting jewelry and shiny rocks
theyd value labor and food

so pmg would just be bagholding useless fiat, until 3 generations pass and people forget

>>57204444
probably bullshit but good meme regardless

>>57204670
>tell me you haven't read the wealth of nations without telling me

>>57204670
>wouldnt people have a very negative outlook on the luxurious lifestyles that caused it
no because jewelry and shiny rocks wont be what causes a collapse, shit tier monitary policy, fiat, and debt will be.

>>57204670
Your theory is very stupid because people have been using money for millennia. So bad money will be replaced with good money in the end.

>>57204267
>they're all financially illiterate and weird
simpler explanation, whites are just dumb as fuck. why do you think a small number of jews are dominating their entire system?

>>57204638
SAVE decision dropping this month or next. One morning it'll instantly shoot from 15 to either 5 or 25.

>>57204267
Average US whites are buck broken Goy livestock.

European catholic and Mormon families stick together and build empires that upset the Jews.

China bros 2024 will be our year right? I really need this year to be our year bros...

https://youtu.be/zJ07oOKZs7o?t=77

>>57204670
>>57204685
to add to this, I do think they are equally retarded as you though
if they had any sense in their own strategy of acquiring metals for the best price possible, they'd buy high volumes of the lowest denomination of several large currencies since the scrap value of the metal is higher than the mint denomination stamped on them.
there is the argument that it doesn't take into account the cost of melting etc to turn into clean scrap, but let's be real, in a collapse scenario we'll be forced to melt everything into pellets of metal anyway in order to transact unless you wanna give a solid gold bar for my bag of rice

Let's take this American Bastille Day to pause and reflect on how to financially survive the upcoming Great Civil World War Depression 3 (2).

>>57204829
Nah, shit's fucked. Even Xi had to acknowledge it. Best you can hope for is a slow and steady crawl back up while remaining paranoid about the CCP having a brainlet moment and invading Taiwan or some shit.

>>57204444
Never thought I'd actually meet a WMT employee outside of WMT

>>57204444
why didnt you help him

>>57204545
It was more of an amusing observation of seeing someone in the wild

>>57204649
He doesn't need a dedicated laptop for fucking Tradingview or executing orders. I have a 24" and a 27" I use on my desktop. Why can't he just plug a monitor into and existing laptop and use that? He was even considering a fucking Bluetooth app to output from his phone. I don't know how that would even work, it just seems like a bad idea

Besides that, he was wanting to spend $650 on it, just because of the screen size. There are better setups you can do with that amount of money. And trading 1s on Tradingview needs the highest subscription tier which is like $25 a month. The amount of upfront cost to do his meme is very high.

He was quite nice, but seemed naive. Like he was surprised the markets would move against news events? That's why I was emphasizing risk management. But hey, if he has a system that works and makes him money, I can't fault him for that. It just seems very unwieldy the way he's approaching things.

>>57204591
>>57204654
I'd wait until normalfags on the bus start talking about it, or perhaps crypto again. It's probably not a top signal, but the rate of the curve is slowing down. Give it a few more months.

>>57204884
I directed him to look online for better deals on laptops than what we had in store, even Amazon. I gave him a few links to my preferred trading psychology channels as well, and emphasized the importance of risk management and position sizing.
The notion of using ATR to scale your position size up/down based on volatility seemed novel

>>57204907
if you are so smart, quit stupid walmart and get a real job

>Pre-Futures
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>57204779
“I hope you, sirs, are now satiated with the miseries of your country; who have not had any just notions either of our great power, or of your own great weakness; but have, like mad-men, after a violent and inconsiderate manner made such attempts, as have brought your people, your city, and your holy house to destruction. You have been the men that have never left off rebelling since Pompey first conquered you. And have since that time made open war with the Romans. Have you depended on your multitude? While a very small part of the Roman soldiery have been strong enough for you. Have you relied on the fidelity of your confederates? And what nations are there, out of the limits of our dominion, that would chuse to assist the Jews before the Romans? Are your bodies stronger than ours? Nay, you know that the [strong] Germans themselves are our servants. Have you stronger walls than we have? Pray, what greater obstacle is there than the wall of the ocean: with which the Britains are encompassed; and yet do adore the arms of the Romans. Do you exceed us in courage of soul, and in the sagacity of your commanders? Nay indeed, you cannot but know, that the very Carthaginians have been conquered by us. It can therefore be nothing certainly but the kindness of us Romans which hath excited you against us.

>>57204950
Who in the first place have given you this land to possess; and in the next place have set over you Kings of your own nation; and in the third place have preserved the laws of your forefathers to you; and have withal permitted you to live either by yourselves, or among others, as it should please you. And, what is our chief favour of all, we have given you leave to gather up that tribute which is paid to God; (21) with such other gifts that are dedicated to him. Nor have we called those that carried these donations to account; nor prohibited them. Till at length you became richer than we were ourselves, even when you were our enemies: and you made preparations for war against us with our own money. Nay, after all, when you were in the enjoyment of all these advantages, you turned your too great plenty against those that gave it you: and like merciless serpents have thrown out your poison against those that treated you kindly. I suppose therefore that you might despise the slothfulness of Nero, and, like limbs of the body that are broken or dislocated, you did then lie quiet, waiting for some other time: though still with a malicious intention: and have now shewed your distemper to be greater than ever, and have extended your desires as far as your impudent and immense hopes would enable you to do it. At this time my father came into this country; not with a design to punish you for what you had done under Cestius; but to admonish you. For had he come to overthrow your nation, he had run directly to your fountain head; and had immediately laid this city waste.

>>57204950
>it must larp as a roman to not feel cucked by all the races it considers inferior
lmao @ your life

>>57203838
you vill eat the gmo basedbeans and like it

>>57204955
Whereas he went and burnt Galilee, and the neighbouring parts; and thereby gave you time for repentance. Which instance of humanity you took for an argument of his weakness; and nourished up your impudence by our mildness. When Nero was gone out of the world, you did, as the wickedest wretches would have done, and encouraged yourselves to act against us by our civil dissensions; and abused that time when both I and my father12 were gone away for Egypt, to make preparations for this war. Nor were you ashamed to raise disturbances against us when we were made emperors: and this while you had experienced how mild we had been, when we were no more than generals of the army. But when the government was devolved upon us, and all other people did thereupon lie quiet; and even foreign nations sent ambassies, and congratulated our access to the government, then did you Jews shew yourselves to be our enemies. You sent ambassies to those of your nation that are beyond Euphrates, to assist you in your raising disturbances. New walls were built by you round your city; seditions arose; and one tyrant contended against another; and a civil war brake out among you: such indeed as became none but so wicked a people as you are. I then came to this city, as unwillingly sent by my father; and received melancholy injunctions from him. When I heard that the people were disposed to peace, I rejoiced at it. I exhorted you to leave off these proceedings before I began this war. I spared you, even when you had fought against me a great while. I gave my right hand, as security to the deserters. I observed what I had promised faithfully. When they fled to me, I had compassion on many of those I had taken captive. I tortured those that were eager for war, in order to restrain them.

>>57204966
It was unwillingly that I brought my engines of war against your walls. I always prohibited my soldiers when they were set upon your slaughter, from their severity against you. After every victory I persuaded you to peace: as though I had been my self conquered. When I came near your temple, I again departed from the laws of war, and exhorted you to spare your own sanctuary, and to preserve your holy house to yourselves. I allowed you a quiet exit out of it: and security for your preservation. Nay, if you had a mind, I gave you leave to fight in another place. Yet have you still despised every one of my proposals: and have set fire to your holy house with your own hands. And now, vile wretches, do you desire to treat with me by word of mouth? To what purpose is it that you would save such an holy house as this was, which is now destroyed? What preservation can you now desire, after the destruction of your temple? Yet do you stand still at this very time in your armour. Nor can you bring yourselves so much as to pretend to be supplicants, even in this your utmost extremity. O miserable creatures! what is it you depend on? Are not your people dead? Is not your holy house gone? Is not your city in my power? And are not your own very lives in my hands? And do you still deem it a part of valour to die? However, I will not imitate your madness. If you throw down your arms, and deliver up your bodies to me, I grant you your lives. And I will act like a mild master of a family: what cannot be healed shall be punished: and the rest I will preserve for my own use.”

>>57204364
This analysis is completely stupid. The event which just happened is independent of the prior history of Boeing which makes anything involving those meme lines from any earlier point on the chart absolutely irrelevant.

>>57204961
Titus sacked the 2nd Temple. He explained to the Jews their hubris. The world "zealot" comes directly from those Jews that led to that disaster. The current ones are called Ukranians, Khazars. They think themselves quite clever, just like those zealots did.

>>57205043
fuck off zigger

>>57203215
I got a dividend a few weeks ago from my MGK
I wish it had more COST in it. every time I go there the parking lot is packed.

>>57204273
definitely bitcoin

Have you watched his video?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frULGKArDNk&t=257s

>>57205043
so do another titus then. you can't though, because you're weak and cucked and have been since even before ww1. the jews sent your kind into ww1 and ww2 and your kind did nothing but nod their heads and obey like meek children. and you think you'll do any different now. lol. lmao.

>>57204926
ok good. nice job anon

>>57205080
>He doesn't all in his favorite meme of the week
????
no this doesn't seem like smg content

>>57205068
>15% on AAPL
>AAPL relies the most on CHINA customers
>China conflict with Taiwan will not go the same way as with Russia, China will never attack pseudo-Chinese but directly America
>Not open conflict but economic interventions and embargos
>China stops imports and freezes international trading for chinese companies like for example setting by law benefits of international chinese companies to ZERO so that no dividends are given.
>APPL goes to shit
>That portfolio goes to shit.

>>57203527
where do i put all my money if i have no faith in s&p delivering more than even 8% avg annual over the next 30 years in an economy where growth is hobbled by debt + a funny money economy + birth rate collapse + whites disappearing competence crisis.

>inb4 china
i will not pump your bags

I just want a reasonably certain 10% annual avg return floor over 20-30 years. It's not much. How volatile do I really need to go for that? Is it over? Is the whole species too close to the great population decline to achieve that without going big risk anymore?

>>57205119
Rule number one is to not lose money and rule number 2 is to remember rule number 1.

>a wise old faggot

>>57203591
that's a really nice image of reimu actually.
>>57204670
replace precious metals with bitcoin and you'd be right.

>>57205152
>where do i put all my money if i have no faith in s&p delivering more than even 8% avg annual
If you put it in a 2x leveraged S&P 500 ETF, then you'll get 16%. Fucking easy

>>57205181
drawdowns...?

>>57205152
just buy btc and don’t check the price anymore.

>>57203904
jobs will go before credit card companies.

patriots are in control though. secret nazi economic recovery program is in effect. turned out market crashes were just jewish schemes this entire time.

>>57205152
If you think that debt will be expensive (which I also do) then surely it makes sense to invest into companies/funds that lend money or trade in debt.

>>57205208
>no compounding
if all i wanted is that i would buy gold not some bullshit scam coin that will be rugged by govts wanting to push a federal crypto that's actually backed by violence and able to have its value and exchanges fully manipulated by Them. btc which is backed by nothing, only by how long jews and legislators will tolerate it eroding their grip on your balls. Enjoy owning contraband in 10 or 20 years, I need real advice.

>>57205134
>APPL goes to 0
>MGK goes down 15%
How is this going to shit?

>>57203838
Or in other words
>Banks are giving free money to individual bond investors.

> tfw dominated universal market
> tfw earth market

>>57204267
>>57204779
>>57204802
It's simpler than all that.
>muh individualism
>color of your skin doesn't matter
We've all been brainwashed and only people who really disconnect from the propaganda machine and pay careful attention to the data can see through it.

>>57205134
It doesn't matter what China does, AAPL is going into a long term decline.

>>57205296

there's a secret society within apple making efforts to create an ai steve jobs to lead the company

>>57204961
The US pretty much exactly duplicated Rome (so far we've skipped out on the temporary dictator thing they used to do) and it's blowing up in pretty much exactly the same way.
The British stock that founded the country thought highly of Rome after London was colonized so it makes sense.

>>57205318
That's probably the only thing that could possibly save them lol. The "safety" people will lobotomize it though.

>>57205080
Reminder that if finance YouTubers were any good at finance they wouldn't be YouTubers.

>>57204829
It's the year of the dragon so it has to be, scientifically.

And if Xi delivers +10% on FXI, I'll spend the gains to heckle one of those Shen Yun performances.

>>57204717
>no because jewelry and shiny rocks wont be what causes a collapse
you think the general public will know what causes a collapse and not just scapegoat the financially irresponsible credit card maxxers?

>>57204727
>been using money for millennia
why the fuck would people use pmg as money after we've discovered their actual practical uses
theyre not gonna melt cpus and gold wires down to make doubloons

>>57204830
>but let's be real, in a collapse scenario we'll be forced to melt everything into pellets of metal anyway
thats fucking retarded, a collapse wont bring people back to the 1700s, itll bring them into a collapsed 2020s
factories and machining processes will still exist
they wont become forgotten ancient technology
youll still need to support machine farming to survive

during the depression people didnt all abandon society and return to the fields, men lined up outside factories to work

>>57205174
>replace precious metals with bitcoin and you'd be right.
based

>>57205152
Treasury bond ladder
Durable goods insurance (the short end ie buy the underwriters)
Undervalued tech companies that don't do the stupid DEI thing
Poland
The Philippines

>>57205332
>Reminder that if finance YouTubers were any good at finance they wouldn't be YouTubers.
Implying what? Some of them make tens of thousands of dollars per month.

>>57204727
>So bad money will be replaced with good money in the end.
Isn't that exactly the opposite of how it works in practice?

>>57205342
>why the fuck would people use pmg as money
Because it's the best medium of exchange. We're not going to barter in an industrial society.

>>57205082
This economy hasn't even crashed like 1929 yet. These are still the roaring 2020's, the good times. The shit hits that fan in 2029, the 100 year cycle. The Jews need to get really worried about 3032, and we should see some serious shit by 2038. The time for a little humility would be yesterday.

>>57205342
>factories and machining processes will still exist
>they wont become forgotten ancient technology
No but you end up with weird laws restricting how people can use them and forcing people who don't know what their doing into places they don't belong. See: Late Rome, South Africa.

>>57205367
>Because it's the best medium of exchange.
you mean gold backed pieces of paper or cheap metals, not precious metals

Anons, should I short Boeing on Monday 8am German time (i think it's like 3am New York time), or will it be priced in by the time I click buy?

>>57205362
Sure that argument could be made, but I'll emphasize in the end.
>>57205378
>you mean gold backed pieces of paper or cheap metals,
I mean gold backed pieces of paper issued by private full reserve banks.

>>57205332
Shkreli does YouTube because "he wants to be remembered like Pythagoras." Some people just like sharing their knowledge, not everyone is min/maxing monetary value over every single aspect of their lives.

>>57205396
you can try but the you cant beat the big boys in news plays.

>>57205396
There'll be a drop as everyone apes in, a recovery pop when that finishes and a bunch of people cover, then a continued slow bleed as order cancellations and backlog death news trickles in.

>>57205396
How are you hedging your short? Bonds? Are you doing it naked?
I haven't been able to find a decent hedge that isn't already priced in.

>>57205371
>The Jews need to get really worried about 3032
kek, accurate typo

>>57205407
>but I'll emphasize in the end.
Oh yeah I forgot about all the silver backed notes my cousin paid me for watching her dogs last week.

>>57205445
>kek, accurate typo
Elaborate. Why should Jews be worried in 3032?

>>57205431
I'd just buy short options with 3 months expiration. I expect a lot of normies to sell Boeing after the debacle, so the play is that I won't be the last to short

>>57205396
>>57205423
>>57205426
Actually here's how BA held up after that first 737-MAX crash on October 29th, 2018. Panic selling for a day, short covering for a couple weeks, then a yuge drop alongside/worse than the market. (yellow is SPY)

>Conference Board Leading Index has a perfect track record for the past 6 decades in predicting the next recession and he is still holding stocks

>>57205458
are you slow? the point i'm making is people are so cucked they won't lift a finger against the jews

>>57205470
good video, should have linked it.

>>57205471
Sounds fucking perfect then. Because this is bigger than 2018, right?

Rocker I just want you to know I have been training hard and I am going to come to Michigan and take your buddy by force. Invest in lube. This is financial advice.

>>57205473
I thought you were referring to some religious prophecy or some shizo stuff.

>>57205410
>actually believing what a convicted crook says
Shrekli isn't the average YouTuber anyway so that's not what I'm talking about

>>57205485
Bussy*

>>57205480
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDg8F002e90
nice to see there are at least some intellectual people on this board

>>57205354
sure, then they lose as much the next month

>>57205485
>/fit/ backposting anon is back.
Where you've been?

>recession hitting this year
sweet, discounts on everything on the market

>>57205471
Here's the second "oh shit" accident on March 10th, 2019. Again, buncha people shorted the hole, it rallied, then died/crabbed.

Interesting how there was a bubble and selloff in the couple weeks leading up to it. But I'm sure that's nothing.

>>57205468
Have you actually checked the prices? They were crazy expensive before half this stuff happened while the market was still opened on Friday.
It's priced in.

>>57205491
The point is that there is still information on YouTube if you don't fall for the grifters.

>>57205484
>Because this is bigger than 2018, right?
In those two incidents, the planes crashed WITH NO SURVIVORS

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boeing_737_MAX#Accidents_and_incidents

This secret door/side panel blowing out is much more mundane. At worst kills a flight attendant and a couple passengers, tops.

>>57205516
They were also in Africa though. African airlines don't have amazing safety records.

>>57205500
This place is AIDS so I get banned every now and then so that I go outside.

I got banned for posting a pocket pussy here. I dunno why the jannies are afraid of rubber pussies. Also banned for posting my giant dick on /fit/ in a demoralization thread.

>>57205505
>It's priced in.
How the fuck is it priced in, do you imagine they have clairvoyance and price in accidents that happen in the future? Lmfao
>>57205516
Oh good point. Hmm

UBI will come after this next market crash

>>57205525
>rubber pussies.
If I owned something like that I don't think I would feel human. How could you stand posting that?

>>57205521
The first incident was in Indonesia. But even so, while that's a solid argument for not worrying about your own flight in the US, international markets are a big part of BA's business. EADSY will be glad to accept shit-encrusted dollars for new orders instead.

>>57205545
Only if you're a veteran of the Gaza occupation.

>>57205542
>do you imagine they have clairvoyance and price in accidents that happen in the future?
No I think it's the opposite. Retarded option traders went way overboard and are expecting an insane amount of volatility that isn't going to show up.
You might actually be able to make a profit writing OTM options on Boeing if you can convince your brokerage to let you do it.

>>57205547
>its okay for women to own dildos and vibrators
>OMG ANON YOU HAVE A RUBBER PUSSY

look im sorry you are an insecure little bitch but i refuse to live my life that way. i bet you got the covid (((vaccine))) too. faggot.

>>57204067
Thanks for the tip anon

>>57205561
>>its okay for women to own dildos and vibrators
I don't know who you're quoting, I've never liked that either and I think the women who talk about those to other people are sluts.

>>57204039
>>57205565
Buy BABA, Ping An Insurance and JD in the subsequent order. Welcome to the China team I hope we make money this year.

>>57205583
>Ping An Insurance
I wish I had thought to look into this months ago. That's probably the first thing you've posted that might work out.

How’s apple gonna look this year? I got a long call expiring in April but it hasn’t stopped shitting the bed

>>57205597
>That's probably the first thing you've posted that might work out.
I've been shilling Ping An for months now.

>>57205567
Anon I hate to break it to you but all women are sluts and their only purpose is taking dick. If you believe otherwise you are either young, inexperienced or retarded.

>>57205604
My condolences.

>>57205604
Basically what >>57205620 said.

Reminder to invest in profitable companies with low debt and competitive advantages.

>>57205617
There are good and bad women like there are good and bad men. The good women build families like the good men build things.

>>57205558
>No I think it's the opposite
Explain like I'm five. You're saying they're overpriced, are the calls or the puts overpriced? And why?

>>57205628
>with low debt
Why low debt when the FED will be forced to do QE again in the near future and devalue said debt?

>>57205604
Apple is going out of business. LLAP and TUP are merging and buying them out

>>57205671
They're both overpriced. Puts for obvious reasons. Calls go up in price momentarily due to volatility but more importantly you can use them to hedge shorts. Everyone is expecting an absolute implosion and if you don't get that you'll probably lose money.

>>57205494
well, don't get your hopes up, we're a shrinking minority

>>57205633
>if you have a family that means you are a "good" woman

anon i saw girls literally drink piss in college that are stay at home moms larping as trad wives now.

>>57205583
>>57205597
>PNGAY
/smg/ can never escape the spectre of SIGA and Galway Metals.

>>57205701
>anon i saw girls literally drink piss in college that are stay at home moms larping as trad wives now.
Holy kek.

>>57205628
Cool. Unfortunately only 3 of those exist. And they're all Chinese microcaps.

This isn't the fucking 1950's.

>>57205701
Yeah and there are men who get away with incredible crimes and LARP as great leaders. It's exactly the same thing.

>>57205722
every single "great man" is a criminal. if you do enough felonies you can be president, senator, hollywood actor or ceo.

>>57205731
I think you're a little overly cynical.

>>57203596
Planes falling apart mid flight is priced in

>>57205731
>pic
Now I want to see an Indian remake of Choo Choo Charles.

(Poo Poo Charles)

>>57205744
Call it what you will but I think you are very naive. No one cares about how you get to the finish line they just care about the results. There are no heroes anymore and people with a 3 digit IQ know there never really were... just people that cheated the most and then fabricated a story about the hard work they put in after they crossed the finish line.

>>57205332
bullshit, this spanish guy manages funds worth 200million euros and also shares knowledge in youtube through his channel.

N-I-G-G-E-R

What are we losing money on Monday morning, fellow smiggers?

>>57205689
>They're both overpriced
Anon, that's not how it works kek. There will be movement into one direction so logically only one type of option is overpriced right now

>>57205796
https://www.youtube.com/@Artedeinvertir

N-I-G-G-E-R

>>57205802
A giant pile of (from largest to smallest) VTIVX, VWENX, and VTI.

Closed the books on 2023. The year was a lot better than 2022. Glad i was able to buy the dip on some stuff before i lost my job. 2024 will be a really good year. 2023 as a whole kind of sucked.

>>57205804
>so logically
Maybe but not mathematically.
>>57205791
I've been close enough to some great men to know they're not all like that. Many certainly are, more than is obvious, but it's not the scorched earth hellscape you seem to think it is. Same with women.

>>57205802
MOMMY GIVE ME MILKIES

>>57205913
most of the rare outliers had grandparents or parents that cheated and are born into wealth and connections that make it impossible for them to fuck up. they spend the rest of their lives with "rich people guilt" and become the most insufferable faggot leftists.

>>57205938
All you're doing is making excuses for your own failure and greed. I think you should stop doing that and make more friends.

>>57205796
>manages
That doesn't mean he's good at trading. Also this dude clearly has a channel to promote his fund, which is what I'm talking about, he wants you to give him shekels, he wouldn't try to live from trading.

And big surprise his fund is an underperformer https://markets.ft.com/data/funds/tearsheet/summary?s=es0180792006:eur so yeah that confirms what I said, these dudes suck at trading so they're in the grifting business and shit advice-giving business.

>>57205957
>Failure and greed
You don't know me at all and are pulling shit out of your ass/reaching here. I am just objectively ranting on an anonymous shitposting forum. I live a very minimalist lifestyle and don't really have much desire for anything materialistic.

>Make more friends
I had tons and as I got older I dropped almost all of them because being around normies is pretty gay unless you are drunk and I don't really drink anymore.

Steaks tonight turned out good.

Bros,
I think I need to make more money long term, I mean saving for retirement. There's a very good chance I'll end up with CTE from head trauma, like football players or boxers. I'm going to need a lot of money to afford a good facility that can handle my autism + CTE induced meltdowns. I might need to spend like $20k/mo... for 40 years...
How do I get there from here?

>>57206086
That's going to be tough. My grandpa was able to achieve that by buying banks + oil for 40 years. I don't think that same strat will work twice.

>>57206086
why dont you not get CTE to save money?

>>57206086
you know what, 4 million dollars seems kind of achievable.
You probably need 8 to be safe though

>>57206114
Damn. I'm pretty much trying the same strategy but with tech, so maybe 40 years will be enough...
>>57206124
Too late for that, I can already feel the effects
>>57206128
Oh great, I just need to like... 50x my net worth in like 20 years, as I become increasingly mentally unstable

>>57206154
I prefer to reframe my financial goals into a series of doubles.
Since gains are often incremental percentages it helps visualize the compounding.

digits and a boeing 737 falls out of sky and drops into a city

>>57206213
thank God we are safe

>>57206213
its clown world so boeing stock would rally 15% if that happened just to heem /smg/ shorting it

I've recently realised that I hate women (again) so I'm going to go back to focusing on investing again.

i put all my hops and drems into this, im starting to feel optimistic again after the shitshow between 2021 and 2022 (my pennyscam relies on school buses so lmao it got rekt) but ive also increased my position from my initial 5K to 100K+ shares now like a lunatic

if it works out i retire within the decade, if it doesnt i retire at 65 and leech off inheritance
if i put my money in index i maybe retire at 60 and still leech off inheriting a house
there thats my exit strategy

Inflation is next week, so if bobo's could give us a dump into Tuesday that would be great.

I hope they cancel all 600 boeing aircraft and do a clean design. It would send Boeing into the Shadow realm with Taco Bell & KFC hybrid slop shops.

>>57206329
It has been so long since I watched little nicky

>>57205470
That's not good

>spot btc etf approval
Jews

>>57206404
They approved cme futures at the top too so this'll go along great with the stock and economy top signals

>>57205231
blackpilled take. they are powerful but are not in control, anon. they can’t stop it.

>>57205231
anon i literally bought drugs on the internet this week with btc. its honestly more useful than gold. i am not telling you to buy scam coins but having some BTC in your portfolio is pretty basic shit nowadays because it isn't going anywhere.

>>57206477
>anon i literally bought drugs on the internet this week with btc.
Alright bud you're glowing really bright right now.

>>57205561
FWIW you're right anon, it's a damn shame that women get free range when it comes to sex toys but men are made fun of for the exact same thing.
Keep on keepin' on. Also don't forget to buy [schizo stock that no sane person in their right mind would buy].

>>57206500
nah but im sure that i have an FBI agent assigned to me for how much i post about jews.

>>57206468
Yeah, okay.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gold_Reserve_Act
>>57206468
Yep perfect for illegal activity.

>>57206531
Buddy you literally "bought drugs on the internet with btc". That's something a ignorant glownigger would say, literally all dark net markets are XMR only, a BTC drug market is a honeypot.

>>57206567
not your keys, not your coins.

>>57206578
i dunno what XMR is and that sounds like that shit is probably the honeypot if you are shilling it as safer. im gonna play my reverse uno card and accuse you of being a fed. im not a crypto nigger but i realize btc is pretty much an established currency at this point. all the shady sites ive seen only take BTC and Litecoin

>>57203225
This thread you're just extra gay aren't you anon

>>57206415
I hope there will be heavy options volume on the spot etf

>>57206601
XMR is a privacy coin meaning transactions cannot (for now) be traced back to you like with BTC. As I mentioned a dark net market selling drugs for BTC or LTC is most likely a honeypot.

>>57206578
Got him
>>57206601
Fed btfo

>>57206601
go back to training, agent sanchez

>>57206644
Checked. Easy one to catch when he glows like a Christmas tree.

>futures

>>57206694
Stephen Hawking bros??? Lmfao.

>>57206694
understandable, i also like undressed midgets (children)

>>57206637
dude this shit screams honeypot
>feds literally telling you its safe

how dumb are you? its like the feds telling you to go to jan 6 protest tier glowing.

its really not worth their time to go after me for $300 of shit you schizos are paranoid as fuck and probably have sex with condoms on. do you know how many billions of dollars of illegal shit move through the mail every year? its like being afraid of pirating a movie because the FBI warning at the start of the film lmao.

>>57206727
I'm not saying you'll go to prison (ofc you won't if you're a glownigger) and yes a lot of illegal money is moved around, but you should consider using XMR to purchase drugs on the net to remove any chance however small it is of getting caught, there's a book I think it's called the Dark Bet Bible you should read it because your opsec cannot be worse it's literally dogshit or you're just a stupid glownigger.

>>57205318
>>57205331
If you ever read "invisible machines" it talks about conversational AI basically becoming the new interface for the web. No more apps just "hey siri my mom is coming to visit, could you add it to my calendar and order her favorite snacks to my house?"

>>57206770
it wasnt even an option. none of this shit is uncompromised if they wanted to fuck you. i guess thats the XMR cult pitch though "for real bro we are like uhh.. safe and stuff". just sounds like you are shilling bags that "are totally going to moon soon".

>XMR -1% last year
>BTC 160% last year

absolutely fucking obliterated lmao

>>57206791
XMR performs like a currency. It's a currency for drug dealing. There's nothing surprising there.

>>57206777 That terrifies me due to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7l0Rq9E8MY.. Until it can show me how it came to a conclusion it cannot be trusted.

>>57206791
So what "drugs" did you buy with your buttcorns anyways?

>>57206791
>using price performance as a refutation for security
do glowniggers really?

>>57206800
>buy a thing that crabs down forever
>thats what its supposed to do

yeah ill pass

>>57206808
>source
>I made it up
anon literally just google something you mongoliod
https://www.invisiblemachines.ai/
how about reading a fucking book once in a while too.

>>57206822
Uh, well, if you want to buy drugs discreetly, then you'd want XMR. That's not shilling bags any more than saying "you'll need Zloty more than Dollars if you're visiting your investment in Eastern Poland".

>>57206808
>>57206832
also:
https://onereach.ai/
The new hotness is "INTELLIGENT DIGITAL WORKERS"

>>57206791
I'm not shilling bags you ignorant glownigger it's basic opsec for darknet transactions. There are things called tainted bitcoins which are connected to illegal transactions, because BTC offers no privacy. You cannot use tainted BTC and exchanges can seize them and report you to a glownigger colleague.

>>57206777
Fuck the web. I think AI will become the default shell for "normies", it will be the way they do nearly anything on their computers.

>>57206694
this is a very specific fetish to the point I can only approve
I just like meaty slightly muscular thighs, huge areola and tanlines. How boring is my life?

>>57206850
So far that hasn't happened and Bitcoins remain fungible. In theory that could happen in the future though.

>>57206878
It's not fungible if you can trace every BTC.

>>57206872
when i was in the army there was this stripper in Fayetteville that would bust watermelons on stage with her thighs and they would invite dudes on stage for her to choke out with her legs. it was pretty cool desu.

for me its bellybutton piercings that make me hnnngggg

>>57206694
I believe a lot of crazy stuff but that's ridiculous enough it sounds fake to me.
It sounds like it's the perfect match of spectacle to be popular while being harmless enough to everyone still living it just feels engineered. Maybe it's because they're being so selective with what they're releasing but I'm not impressed.

>>57206863
yes. So if apple has wearables with voice activation already baked in, goes this AI path rending the web obsolete how does APPL lose in this situation?

>>57206914
AAPL isn't doing shit with AI and they can't even maintain the software they've already written.

stopped by /pol/ to see if there was anything substantial and just found coomers arguing about stuff.
None of it cool.

>>57207024
/pol/ has been worthless for years at this point.

Movie night?

>>57207024
are you retarded

How come there ain't a BLACKhaven Coal?

>>57207024
it will be less coomers come election season. once some primaries get rolling along it will be interesting.

>>57207187
same reason there was no black australia policy

Currently watching Footloose. When was the last time that you danced with a fine young maiden to protent your (and her) honor?
Never?
Oh geez.
In any case, buy more AQB so that I can recover my eternally lost position.

>>57207030
pol died when eightchan (not letting me post the word I think) died most of them either went to biz, fit or estrogen therapy.

>>57207224
I did ballroom dancing in highschool. Was kind of fun in hindsight. That was over ten years ago now, I have not touched a woman since

>>57207235
When I did it in highschool there were never enough men. Apparently there aren't enough women these days.

>>57207194
>once some primaries get rolling along it will be interesting.
don't count on it.

>Chicken wangz
>Ice cream
>Orange juice
>Legend of cuckda tears of the kangzdom

>>57207343
There are they are just getting scooped up by older, more wealthy men. There's nobody even left if you're a zoomer or an alphoid.

>>57207175
I had just hoped that maybe there would be more information on the whole epstein release. But it was all low effort shitposting like I do here. So maybe?

>>57207194
>primaries
>interesting
Bro, Iowa's a week from Monday and nobody gives a fuck. Trump hasn't even shown up to any debates and is still gonna win with over 50% of the vote.

>>57207438
>epstein
Jews

>>57207459
he'll be banned from the ballot anyway who cares about trump he's just like all the rest

>>57207480
Exactly. The only fireworks to look forward to are election day, the debates, maybe the conventions, and the chance curveball that Biden just doesn't wake up one morning.

>>57207464
My ex texted me yesterday that she's super freaked out about the Epstein island thing. I reminded her I had been ranting about this for three years.

I really hate this effect where they can just switch most people's attention on and off on demand and the truth doesn't actually matter.

>>57207495
Part of me is kind of hoping the supreme court rejects Trump's appeal. I think a good chunk of the country will "quiet quit" (or maybe it won't be so quiet) after that.

>>57207500
all healthy men are attracted to cunny, but simply deny it out of societal pressures. Anyone in this thread would have willingly gone too if they were a billionaire. Your ex is probably just freaked out by the sheer degree by which she knows she cannot hope to compete with youthful perfection.

>>57207500
>CURRENT THING
>ignore everything else and focus on CURRENT THING
>turns out CURRENT THING is years and years old before you are allowed to talk about it otherwise you are a schizo or conspiracy theorist

many such cases

>>57207464
don't forget to thank the rabbi for your gains

>>57207500
It's actually nuts. You can spell everything out and they won't give any thought to it. But if it's on the news suddenly it's the only thing they care about. And half the time they won't even remember talking about it before.

>>57207536
Eh.
IMO your parents should choose 3 or so of your peers and then via some kind of rank choice system all of you should be married off when you're 14 or so.
The problem is everyone's getting married when they're practically middle aged now and I think that's really messing with everyone.

>>57207536
not a fan of orgies and satanic rituals personally but i'm totally down for a cute little wife

>>57207536
>cunny
weren't the girls 15 or older? not that I like teenagers, but american puritanism is so retarded lmao

>>57207510
That'd be beyond "Roberts ruling Obamacare a tax" levels of fuckery given the underlying legal setup.

But on the 0.001% chance it happens, yeah, banana republic guaranteed. Crazy vote totals in any swing state doing that and Taiwan is as good as annexed.

>>57207589
you sick fuck she was only 17 years 349 days and 23 hours old.

>>57207589
Probably had all ages. Sure, there'd be "she looked 18, officer" jailbait giving happy ending massages to first timers (on film of course). But then past that point, well, the customer is always right.

>>57207619
I mean, it should be obvious by this point that epstein used teenager prostitutes to extort rich and famous people. guy probably was a CIA asset or something. the shit he did were textbook extortion/control methods used to control politicians and high profile people.

>>57207594
Things have been kind of crazy lately and they're headed towards more crazy not less crazy so I wouldn't count it out.

>>57207647
ghislane maxwell's dad was literally a mossad spy anon. they were literally jewish spies. jews literally run everything in america. its not a conspiracy.

>>57207665
>its not a conspiracy.
It's not just a conspiracy *theory.* It absolutely is a conspiracy.

17 minutes to movie night! For the first movie of 2024 we have a big one, tonite's feature is Casino (1995)!

>>57207688
yeah that. im tired. yall niggas have a good one. jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams. no one cares about anything they just pretend to care about CURRENT NARRATIVE

It's nuts in way. If those girls were 18 no one would've said a thing about it. Other than wishing they were that lucky. If that dude was some joe blow average guy people would've said even less. If that dude was 17 and the girl was 16-17 it'd be a case of teens being teens. If the girl was 18 and a high school graduate and she was banging the history teacher no one would say shat. However if she was still enrolled despite being 18 they'd fire the poor bastard teacher and haul him up in front of a judge.

>>57207551
I was invited to the messianic temple for Saturday shabbat. Will thank the rabbi in person

Pmg is just an excuse to pump and dump minors.

>>57207698
>Casino (1995)
I'm just curious. I saw you shuffling your checks with your right hand. Can you do that with both hands?

>>57205561
Because society is pozzed and brainwashed to be gay tranny gynocentric
>muh Female sexuality good
>muh Male sexuality bad unless it's gay or tranny
I hundred percent agree with you fit Anon. I have also been hitting the gym and getting gains and will post in 2 months after I lose this remaining belly fat through my diet and exercise. Poorfags and the weak need to be mogged.

>>57207734
lmao kids these days are more greedy and fucked up than ever before. I bet if you try that shit you will end up being scammed, in jail or some shit, and you'll lose everything.

>>57207698
link to synchtube room?

>>57203596
I looked at the other times they've grounded the maxes and the past two crashes with maxes and a SW crash with a "similar" incident with a Boeing 737 in 2018.

And if this is too retarded to look out
My only point is that you might get fucked if you try to play options.

Yes it will probably be a down day but it is oddly green

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Movie night movie night, get in here! tonite's feature is Casino (1995)! Sry for posting late!

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>>57207882
Is that link safe?