/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>57198190
>shit investment gets mocked for being shit
>i-its a le heckin fud campaign!!!

>>57198236
Kek this

>>57198190
this board is definitely fudding your multi-billion dollar shitcoin. /biz/ controls the price, for sure.

>>57198236
Do you think it’s healthy to talk about someone else’s investment choices for 18 hours a day? Unless, they had an alternative motive like being paid or shorts open (or worse bought the top KEK)?

>>57198236
>>57198250
>>57198256
awww looks like i upset the fudcuck discord

>>57198236

Lmao this

>>57198268
cope harder hahahaha linktards becoming schizos

>pumps the least
>dumps the most
kek baggies

>>57198268
There really isn't a reason to be here anymore bro. There hasn't been one single LINK thread of any value on biz in months and this place has been a cesspool of jeets since the normie flood a few years ago. Let the jeets make their pennies fudding day and night and ignore them. I still come here every now and then in hopes of that LINK breadcrumb nostalgia, but it's over. Everything is true. We won. CT sucks, but it's legit better than this shit hole now.

We will hit triple digits this year.

Fuck niggers and kikes.

t. Day 1 Link OG never selling.

>>57198236
This
Link fags are the same as GME fags at this point

>>57198292
>>57198380
>>57198403
>>57198528
>fudcuck discord screeching intensifies
i love how much they hate these threads
they're a goldmine for (you)s
>>57198503
yeah i've definitely been checking in less lately but the fact is - these people are very, very brown and very, very tired of their fulltime "jobs"
it's funny making them chimp out

>>57198190
Who is the target audience at this point? The board has been dead for ages and people who haven't sold are never gonna sell and simply don't care. Why are these FUDtards so mentally ill? Is it just a third-worlder "honor" culture posturing thing? I mean it's funny as fuck, but jesus christ.

>>57198851
>fud
>link has managed to go up 3% in the last 3 years while everything went 100x

kek culties

>>57199052
>$5 to $14 = 3%
>deliberately omits that he's usually talking to someone who bought at .20c anyway
>not including FREE linkies from staking
imagine chimping out so hard that you can't even do basic math, fuckin retard lmao

>>57199006
They do get through to some people though. Wears them down overtime.

>>57199006
it's just the same 2-3 esl fudcucks sitting on here fulltime from what i can tell
they probably think they're "fighting the wef" or something, not that much different mentally from groomer troons making little cliques to try to find shit to cancel and complain about all day
they're basically a lower form of life than internet janitors:
>sit on biz all day every day when they aren't on twitter all day spamming fud from their sockpuppet accounts
>on here they absolutely have to have a quota of 6+ fud threads in the catalog
>then they sit there in those threads samefagging and telling each other to bump posts
>then they get extremely angry and try to dogpile on anyone who points out how cringe and dumb they are - which is basically the only organic interaction they get on here anymore

>>57199113
post actual proof of literally anyone with a decent link stack falling for fud spam
you won't find it, because these losers are completely impotent - the pool filling up 5 hours being the most recent best example of this

>>57199170
up in*

>>57198503
based and GOYpilled ID
The war was won before the battle started.

>>57199102
>Jan 1, 2021
BTC: $29,125
ETH: $750
LINK: $12.25
AVAX: $3.66
DOGE: $0.005
MATIC: $0.02
SOL: $1.50
BNB: $37.14
ADA: $0.17
TRX: $0.02

>Jan 1 2024
BTC: $45,000
ETH: $2,380
LINK: $15.75
AVAX: $42.25
DOGE: $0.09
MATIC: $1.01
SOL: $111.20
BNB: $318.09
ADA: $0.62
TRX: $0.10

Oh no no no he's too stupid to get his math right

>S-so what I bought at ico
Ah yes the latest cope, sure anon the last 3 years didn't happen either right? Staking btw, lmao do you know what inflation is? Do you know the current inflation rate? Oops

>>57199182
>w-well buying cheap doesn't count because uh reasons
>inflation only applies to link gains and none of these other assets btw
lmao desperate and cringe as always, cherrypicked price pasta fudcuck
how many hundreds of times have you tried to spam it on biz? when you think about how fast the early access pool filled up, how effective do you think it was?

>>57199052
>$5 to $13 is 3 percent saaars please sell
i hate brown people so much its unreal
kill yourself

>>57198190
>all that and STILL they just watched early access get filled in mere 5 hours
Confirmed that it was the right play in my mind beyond a doubt to stake 45k.
That was something like 500 mil fiat worth of link waiting on the sidelines that rushed in, in total.
The basement dwelling porn addict fuddies didn't even stand a chance. It's like they didn't even exist, except as background noise on a board that doesn't affect anything anyway.

>>57198236
Most fudcucks are staked aswell lol. But it's le heckin conspirathy!!!

>>57198190
DON'T BELIEVE THE FUDDERS GUYS
THE FUDDERS WILL FUD
DIAMOND HANDS CHAINLINK 10000 EOY
WHEN WE GO TO THE MOON THE FUDDERS THAT FUD WILL EAT THEIR TOES AND BE JEALOUS AND WE WILL BE RICH
I AM A DIAMOND HANDS APE AND I HOLD CHAINLINK

>>57199182
Here’s a better one.

>Jan 01 2023
Btc: $16,615
Link: $5.57

>Jan 01 2024
Btc: $42,208
Link: $14.92

Results:
Btc: 2.54x
Link: 2.67x

Link barely outperformed bitcoin, and right now it’s $13.52 while btc is $43,672 so link is performing worse than bitcoin LMAO. FUCKING KEK!

And yes, link makes 2% of my portfolio so I do hold it and benchmark it against the rest of my cryptos. Don’t @ me retarded maxis.

>>57200618
pretty much
another guy made a good point - even a videogame addict will get a rank or achieve something meaningless in a game
these absolute mouthbreathers
>>57200627
>>57200642
>>57200657
couldn't copy-pasta, samefag, or endlessly spam their way out of a paper bag, let alone actually get anyone to sell or unstake

save us Zachary from the heckling fudcucks!

>>57200915
>p-pls talk to me zach

>>57200923
what about ... LPL ...?

>>57200923
>p-pls Tim h-halp me

>>57200915
>"if uh... i know... ill uh... LE TWITTER PERSONALITY"
and why would a retarded faggot like clg need to "save" biz from fuddies so incompetent that they couldn't stop the pool from filling?

>>57201023
Zachary Rhynes and Tim Bryant are cancerous faggots that need to be fired
do you agree with that statement, mister 10pbtid?

>>57201016
>>57201046
Did these two people spitroast you on twitter or something?
Post the thread.

>>57198190
ICP makes chainshit obsolete

>>57201057
no, for some insane reason they keep shitposting on this god forsaken tranny imageboard

>>57201046
every crypto twitter "influencer" fag and influencer wannabes needs to be shot and dumped in a mass grave
>10pbtid
yes retard, it's my thread so why wouldn't i stay in it and mock retarded fulltime fudcucks - which is the purpose of the thread

>>57201069
>they keep shitposting on this god forsaken tranny imageboard
What makes you say that?

>>57201071
thanks for agreeing, imo the fud will cease if the retarded bagholders along with the retarded advocates (Zachary, Timmy) stop reacting to it
they'll get bored eventually
>>57201073
fuck off Zachary Rhynes, go shill your stupid scams on twitter

>>57201086
who cares if the fud actually stops or not?
i think the amount of time they have wasted on something so pointless is hilarious, and these are the same dumb animals that prattle on about "opportunity cost" with every other post
im bored and had some free time today so they get roasted, simple as

>>57201106
>Dec 20, 2023 w/ $100,000 invested on Dec 20, 2020
LINK: $109,332.79
ETH: $333,676.26
BTC: $224,295.18
SOL: $4,980,219
BNB: $755,829
AVAX: $1,435,254
MATIC: $4,105,262
DOGE: $2,368,421
TRX: $333,333
ADA: $368,750

>>57201106
cool, but all you're accomplishing is attracting more fud and contributing to the overall shitty quality of post 2021 nu/biz/
don't forget about Adem Kayser from his hugely successful Success Factory, or even the nefarious Jump Trading paid fudsters, lurking this board 24/7 to spread their fud
it's all so tiresome, when is Zach going to do something about all this?
>>57201113
heeere's Adem!

kekfuddies

>>57201130
POOL'S CLOSED NO POOLER CHUDDIE KIDDO KEKBAGGIE

>>57201124
>attracting more fud
my dude, it's here regardless of whether anyone else is here or not
it just means that they have to tab into this thread to chimp out over it when they aren't tending the 6+ other fud threads they have to keep up at all times like a bunch of nolifers
>>57201113
>2k hours invested in fudding and spamming the same pastas over and over again
>the result: pool fills up in 5 hours anyway and you just look like a dumb screeching gimp
can you explain what you achieved? go on
it'll be funny

>>57198268
No, looks like they're clowning on you. There's a big difference lol.

>>57201159
I just realized you're randomly throwing lines from that usual discord nufudders pasta
holy fuck, this is an actual bot gtp thread lmao

>>57201086
>the fud will cease if the retarded bagholders along with the retarded advocates (Zachary, Timmy) stop reacting to it
The people fudding and the people reacting are one and the same.
And they're also the same people who keep asking them both to stop.

ALL of you are deranged Link bagholders.

>>57201181
yeah, ive seen that pasta quite a few times and a lot of the things it points out seem to stick and make them chimp out even more
its always relevant desu
>>57201175
>t-they're clowning on you by angrily spamming biz all day every day
wow yeah that definitely looks like "fun" bro lmao

>>57198190
Making fun of you or the terrible price performance of the coin isn't fud. Get a job.

>>57201228
>"j-just making fun of you... g-get a job"
the assblasted fuddie screeches before tabbing into his half dozen other fud threads / switching ids to samefag and keep them on life support
pool's still full btw

>>57201208
I'm talking about those in this thread you replied to, Mr. 15 replies talking about other people posting too much.

If you actually look at any of the supposed FUD it's just anons having a laugh ans posting memes that are often OC. The fat Sergey is up there with the pink wojak for best board OC. Anons make OC, have a laugh and try to rile up the link baggies which always works. We have gotten you full on schizo posting about Bulgarian conspiracies or accusing everyone of "being Thomas"

>>57201262
>t-they're not the same low iq losers that sit on biz every day anon! honest!
lol you're so shit at this it's unreal
>>57201268
i literally make fat serg posts
there's a distinct difference between shitposting and angry fulltimers

>>57201253
Once upon a time there lived a poor single mom and her adult son Chudjack. One day, Chudjack’s mother told him to get a job. Chudjack went to the job market and on the way he met a man who wanted to sell his bags. Chudjack asked, “What will you give me in return for my neetbux?” The man answered, “I will give you five magic internet beans!” Chudjack took the magic internet beans and gave the man his neetbux. But when he reached home, Chudjack’s mother was very angry. She said, “You fool! You were supposed to get a job not some fake internet money!” She threw the magic internet beans out of the window. Chudjack was very sad and went to sleep without masterbating.

The next day, when Chudjack woke up in the morning and looked out of the window, he saw that a huge green candle had grown from his magic internet beans! He climbed up the candle and reached Chainlink Labs. There lived a fat giant all by himself. Jack went inside the house and found piles of garbage strewn about.

While he was crying, the giant came home. The giant was very fat and looked very gay. Jack was terrified and went and hid inside. The giant cried, “Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell the stench of a stinky linky. Be he alive, or be he dead, I'll dump 700k tokens on his head!” Then Chudjack screeched, “There is no bagholders in here!” So, the giant ate his food and then went to his room. After raping his pillow the giant took out his sacks of gold coins, counted them and kept them aside. Then he went to sleep. In the night, Chudjack crept out of his hiding place, took one sack of gold coins and climbed down the candle. At home, he gave the coins to his mother. His mother was very happy and they lived well for sometime.

>>57201268
>bulgarian conspiracies
kek

>>57201192
Kek saving this pic. Gjdm

>>57198190
The fact you believe it's some mega super duper secret multi year raid from an organized group (which would have leaked by now) instead of an army of disgrunteld rekt bagholding anons who underperformed everything in 2021, 2022 and 2023 despite being sold the moon by shills and Sergey himself is hilarious. Psychiatric tier of denial.

But be at ease, the next step is LINK joining all the other extremely shilled shitcoins like DGB, RLC, RUBIC or NANO back then: noone talking about it here (which is the final bearish case). Probably a lawsuit to for Sergey related to BUILD airdrops (and him lying to investors about the entreprise layer and CCIP release in order to dump at higher price).

The final stage is a class action/lawsuit. If I was an advocate I would quietly disappear from Twitter right now.

>>57198503
>GOY id
Lmao, even God is mocking you

>>57201086
>imo the fud will cease if the retarded bagholders along with the retarded advocates (Zachary, Timmy) stop reacting to it they'll get bored eventually

That’s impossible when you fuckasses try to derail our threads whenever we make one that isn’t a fud thread.

>>57198503
>good goy ID

Yes yes link 1000 eoy

since fud is what got me to buy fud is the thing that will get me to sell if it ever stops